As you walk on on your adventure, you meet a strange clown.
He says, "I have a joke to tell ye, but ye won't understand. A
silly fellow goes to the south and finds nothing. And you will
not do the same! When you dont get there, dont trust King of Baldes
before a dual! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEH
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE
KAKAKAKAKAHUUUUHUHUUUUU! Do you get my joke?!
is that not soo funny!"It REALLY wasn't so funny. What happens next?

magnius: ? hello my happy friend, i don't want to make your sad or something, but that wasn;'t to funny....
Sylph ( his fairy ): yeah, really...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOKKAKAKA
ALALALALALALALALABLABLABLABLABLABLA
BLABLA! you both truely know the meaning of
humor, do you! I have been called friend before! I have been
called it soo many times." Suddenly, as if you were caught
off guard, he frowns, and the laughter ends. "I have always hated
Fairies. they never get jokes. Yeah, and they think they
are funny! They are not funny! And that loser I met the other day
wished he were a fairy! WISHED,
PEOPLE!Why?! You are unhumoring, fairy! I have longed to kill one, but I never
thought I wouldn't" Once again, the laughter starts up again. Obviosly, either the clown thinks he is funny, not fairies, or the other two do not get his joke. If you look into a thesorus, you would find that another word for get is
understand Do you understand his joke? and what is another word for joke?

Nogare, son of Greyblade wrote:As you walk on on your adventure, you meet a strange clown.
He says, "I have a joke to tell ye, but ye won't understand. A
silly fellow goes to the south and finds nothing. And you will
not do the same! When you dont get there, dont trust King of Baldes
before a dual!HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHH
EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE
KAKAKAKAKAHHUHUHUHUUUUU! Do you get my joke?!
is that not soo funny!"It REALLY wasn't so funny. What happens next?

o.k., so i go north and find something, then, when i get there, I trust the king of balds and then dual, did I get it right?

!!!!! King of Balds. That's a bit discriminatry, don't you think? Bald people don't have kings, just as Fairies aren't males...." He pauses for a moment, then says "Well, there was that one..." Unable to bear himself, he bursts into laughter yet again.

Cloud was walking down from his "Concentration" practice with his brother still under his arm, still in Polymorphed form. Then he saw it...A CLOWN!

Cloud was desperately affraid of Clowns. He had a bad experience with a clown when he was younger.

A C...C...C...CLOWN! AHHHHHHHHH!

Cloud ran in circles for a while. His brother flew over to the clown and pecked it. Making it leave Cloud alone.

Thanks Strato, ill undo the spell...DEMORPH!

Strato became a Hylian again in a puff of cuckoo feathers. The two brothers walked off together.

The Clown stopped laughing, and, with an angry face, put a bandaid on his head, and said, "Do you know how blasted hard it is to stand around all the time here, waiting for people to come and talk to me?! You know how I survive?! I play with my teddy, and tell him my jokes, just so you damn adventurers will become ready for the Battle with the Exiles..." the two Hylians starred at him like he was, as Kasei puts it, a lunitic. (see RPr of the month for more details).

Still frowning, he looked down. "Prehaps I've said too much..." Then an inhuman smile was on his face from out of no-where. "For a C-C-C-C CLOWN!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA! GET IT? CLOWNS ARE FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... etc, etc...

" I HATE CLOWNS!!!" Yells Sovelis " PREPARE TO DIE, YOU EVIL ABOMINATION OF THE UNDERWORLD" POLYMORPH!!!" Sovelis casts polymorph on the clown...

As a cucco, the Clown looks up at the mage with bulging red eyes. "Where's my mustache?! You killed Mr. Mustach! Oh well, I'll live. But how many people have to come here who have no idea of my purpose. I don't stand around month after month for the sake of a hobbie! I have a wife and kids waiting for me to return, but I have to stay around here and help you useless adventurers to find the secret to power! And all you do is laugh at me! LAUGH AT ME, I SAY! WHY DO YOU LAUGH AT ME?! AND WHY DO YOU HATE Me?!" There was a pause, and then the cucco-clown burst into laughter. "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Hate me! Who would ever hate me?! Hahah-
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahaha!
Yiou adventurers are so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!"

" GGGAAAAHHHH!!!! WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID CLOWN!!!" Sovelis screams at the chicken-clown. Sovelis casts Fire upon the chiken-clown. "NOW YOU WILL BE SILENCED!!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YOU FREAK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!"

"AUGH!!! Cries the Cucco-Clown. Why do you hurt me! Do you want power or not, you moron! He began to roll on the grass, creating a grass-fire. "Stop them! Before it kills us and the castle!!"

Sovelis lifts a large boulder with magic over the Cucco-clown."Ok, you wnted me to stop it!" he says as the boulder crashes down upon the cucco-clown. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I HAVE RID THE WORLD OF A STUPID CLOWN. I HATE CLOWNS,SO THEY MUST ALL DIE!!!" He yells in a victorius way.

The boulder rose slowly above the clown, who was telepatically lifting it. "I wasn't kidding, boy, when I said 'power'. You know nothing of it. You are a mear apprentice, easily. Gain the true way of power, and then try to conmquer me. You are nothing compared to me. Think. Do you wish to die, or to live and become a poweful being. If you want to fight me now, you will not survive. Fools don't have power! They earn it through wisdom. Your courage is strongly not recommended here!" This time, he did not burst into complete laughter.

OoC:
IC: "What do you know of power,Clown?" Says Sovelis. "I have destroyed many a foe with more power than you. Why? Becaue I used to be able to. But now I can't, for I lost my power, We will continue some other time, Clown." he says as he walks away...