“Hm.. how interesting.” Edward was intrigued by the new book he just bought. All he could do was read it walking around the castle town as a zombie. “hmmm…most unusual…”
His thoughts suddenly got scrambled when he accidentally when he bashed into a fierce looking woman. “ My apologies good miss.” He politely spoke. The woman was dressed the boldest clothing Edward had ever seen, showing some … specific details.. and poor Edward could not have imagined that he just bashed in the wrong ..uhm..’ place’.
“Pah.. how dare you! you skinny brat!” She said as her face turned perfect red of both anger and shame. “Gimme that book!” She grabbed what Edward so beloved, ripped it apart and … ate it. “Dah….gah…you..what….did …you just…”
“Come here I’m not done with you! You pervert!”
“Gwaahhaaah! The woman is going to eat me!” Edward shouted in a desperate attempt to run away, as the woman chased after him. “Please miss...Leave me alone! …I’m too young and beautiful to die!!!!”

OOC: lol...just a little topic i made to create some originality.

Luna yawned, the mid-day heat was making her drowsy. Looking to get out of the sun, she picked a shaded alleyway, sat down, and started to doze off. She was on the verge of falling asleep when a woman's cry startled her into jumping to her feet. "What the heck was that! There better be trouble..." She murmored to herself. Stepping into the main street, she added, " And it better be-" but before she could finish her sentence someone ran strainght into her, kocking them both to the ground.

"Auwch...Just my lucky day..eh..."Edward apologised as he crawled up again.
"My sincerest apologies lovely lady...but i really have to..."
"DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE PERVERT!!!!!!"
"Gwaahaa! Just leave me! it was all a misunderstanding !!!REALLY!!!!" Edward said desperately trying to negotiate with the fierce looking woman.
"A misunderstanding!? YOU CAN MISUNERSTAND ALL YOU LIKE IN HEAVEN!!!I"M GONA CRUCIFY YOU!" She shouted chasing the poor man around again.
"Please.. someone help me! she is going to eat my young and beautiful body!"

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" A certain thief roared histerically, glancing down at the pitiful scene below. "Well there, Eddie! Looks like you got a little woman problem, don't you?" He asked, as he was right above the scene, on a rooftop, and couldn't help but laugh at this prediciment. "Man, just tell her she looks hot, and she'll leave you alone." He joked.

"Watch where you're going!" Luna yelled after Edward, royally ticked off. Now she was sore, and it was all that lunatic's fault. She couldn't take a nap now that she was angry, so without a second's hesitation Luna joined the chase. The heat had added to her anger, and now she was in the mood to beat the living daylights out of what ever she came across. Edward just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time as she chased him and yelled, "flattery will get you nowhere now! You ruined my nap, so I'll just beat it out of your hide!"

OOC: Never ruin someone's nap, or you'll PAY!

"Nooooooo! I di...uh....didn't do anything!" He glanced to the man on the roof. "Mister...such a thing would only get me in more trouble...!"
A flame appeared besides Edward floating around in the same pace as the man next to him.
"You....IDIOT! You can't even handle a few women?! I remember you fighting like a madman in Miguel’s training.." A voice spoke to him
"Such a thing is different Satuur! These ladies are creepy and dangerous!"
"Owh...god....why did I ever got ended up with you?"
"No time to answer...I got to run!"

OOC:Sorry it's so short
IC:
As she ran, Luna began to realise that if she and the other woman worked together they could bring Edward to a dead end. "Hey, Ma'am," Luna yelled to the other lady, "If you go that way, and I go this way, we can corner him. Sound like a plan?" She called while pointing to another side street. If they could block him off at the next intersection, there would be no escape. And then.... well they'd beat him up of course.