Hyrule Adventures 2

"bye!!!" yelled Hiro as he ran off.


OOC: Hiro isn't stupid!!

OOC: http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=422550

I thought he was chaotic stupid, but I guess Hiro is just cowardly

IC: Pende sees Hiro run away again "Must have seen his father on the mounthain top again, I suppose"

Pende: Yup, definetly stupid.

"Hey!"Leon yelled."You fraternized with another man's wife!Alright,poking technically isn't fraternizing,but you still touched her,lawbreaker!Get back here!".He then runs after Hiro,slamming the door open as well.

Arco watches as the brief commotion comes and goes. A wince at each door slam, but little else.

"I never said that he was stupid," says Arco quietly, one finger idly stirring a puddle of spilled water on the table.

Looks like he's not here to start a barfight, though. I shouldn't wonder that Pende would have threatened to blow his head off with some mastery of the elements or another. Half off, maybe.

OOC: Actually, you'll see from my other post that Arco really never said that Hiro was stupid. (Note the "Arco thinks").

A laugh came from behind Arco. Alpha stood there, chuckling at the scene. "He was stupid enough to break the rules. He should learn that rules are meant to help people, and that breaking them only leads to trouble. He has earned the punishment those men will give him." He took a sip from the drink in his hand, then threw the bartender a rupee from his pocket. He calmly walked out the door to follow the scene. 'Regardless of how stupid that was, someone needs to make sure those people don't go too far.'

Arthur and Ford have come into the bar, deciding that North Castle offers a better ambience than Rauru Town. Ford lays down several dozen Rupees and buys up staggering amounts of every alcoholic beverage the place offers, except for Zora Wine.
"It's on me," the dark-skinned man says. "Drink up, everyone! The yellow dragons are coming from Vogara, on the other side of the planet! When they get here, this kingdom will be destroyed!"
Arthur sighs, his face flushed with embarrassment. "Don't mind Ford, everyone. There's no such things as yellow dragons. And even if they were real, they would not be interested in Hyrule...I hope."

Returning from his chase, Alpha arrives in time to hear Ford's announcement. "Yellow dragons, huh?" he asks the man there. "Sound dangerous...I can't say that I've ever met one of those, though."

As I've said, my friend Ford is touched in the head. He believes all sorts of impossible things. Why, he even says the moon is made of rocks, not green cheese! What foolishness! As long as he's buying, however, I'm drinking.
(Aside) "Touched in the head" is a medieval term for insanity.

With a bottle of wine Denning gets up from his seat.
"Touched in his head? Oh, going postal, eh? Well I for one doubt any Dragon could defeat Hyrule, with all these adventures, Ganon is gona have trouble next time!"

Alpha orders a glass of milk and raises it above his head. "I'll drink to that, Denning!"

"Man,I give up,my armor is slowing me down,"Leon growls as he strides into the bar."I think a strong drink can soothe the nerves,"he said while ordering some whisky.

(Aside) Very nice reference to that particular book, Narrator!

Sovelis pokes the bartender's wife with his staff.

Then, Sovelis warped out of the bar to escape the bartender's rath.