(((OOC: Oh, by the way Aurel, I trump you in coolness. Not because I'm actually cooler, but because my avatar is an X. The day is mine.)))
~Fighting fighting fighting. Since they got into the inn, things had gone from bad to worse. First an assassin had dropped in out of nowhere. This would have actually been fun if the fool hadn't been so hard to kill. No matter how many times the party members had tried to defeat him he just kept on going... that is until after a huge combo, he was finally felled by Aurel's blade. Then they had to turn and face the Recons. One would think that by finishing off the big bad assassin, the battle would be done, but instead it just dragged on and on. However then everything hit rock bottom on the "why does this happen to me" scale.
Before moving on, it is neccesary to make a brief exploration as to the very nature of stupidity. First there are those people that are just plain stupid. Saber for instance (

). These helpless bottom feeders are hardly worthy of being alive, and although they cannot be blamed for being incurable unintelligent, they do tend to lower the general quality of life. This stupid however is only side of stupidity in its entirety. The other half of stupid, possibly the worse half is that which covers unintentional acts of the utmost horrific sheer idiocy. Why on earth would something like this happen though? Why would anyone ever create an earthquake outside of a building where it is known allies are? Why would anyone ever allow it to get to their big head that they are the only one that matters? Why, why,
why do silly people, particularly Shiekah assassins always have to mess everything up?
The answer is simple. Pride. Some people simply think that no matter what they do, nothing bad will happen to those that matter because nothing negative is effecting them themselves. Either that or a certain person may be so powerful and have such a terrible history of cereal (

) killing that they reach the point of mental unstability, go beserk and unleash DOOM upon others. As general advice, if any of the previous two things applies, seek immediate professional assistance. There might well be innocent red-haired rangers nearby that your actions effect. These rangers are bound to seek revenge, and then things don't get pretty.
After that brief interlude, lets move on to the action. After an act of unintentional stupidity was commited, the situation went from worse to.... worser. Indeed, since this act of stupidity coincided with Saber summoning a ball of fire, things rapidly proceed from worser to worserer, and once a situation can be described as worserer, bad things are bound to be happening. Indeed, this seemingly endless list of bad things included a blast of fire shooting through the area, everyone getting knocked down by an earthquake, the inn setting on fire, people in the inn having a chance of getting set on fire and the neccesity of saving these people in possible danger before they can be combusted back to their most basic carbon form.
Pyralin leapt up off the floor, and rushed to the nearest exit, the final item of the above list completely flying past his mind which was set on survival. At the exit, he slid to a halt, had a quick moral debate with himself before reluctantly turning around, and rushing back into the inn towards where people were bound to be sleeping, or hopefully by now awake. As he ran, he saw a man that seemed to be named Simon ahead of him, opening the doors to one of the rooms. It seemed that he had also been conquered by his moral obligation, and had moved to help others before himself. A third category of stupidity might indeed be required in order to include all such people, but for now, the ranger wasn't worried about that. He ran towards the open doorway, and as he ran in, he came upon a most annoying scene.
"Hi. Whaddyo wan'...?"
Upon hearing this phrase, an artery must have burst within Pyre's temple, and for a moment he just stood there shocked. Most people would be running out of the inn, trying to assist their rescuer by escaping to safety...
not sit around in bed and wonder what's happening. Most people would be given a hint by the smoke and fire around them. If that failed, then maybe the heat would tip them off. Only a person who fell under the first category of stupid:
sheer stupid, would ever utter what this worhtless being just did. Indeed, Pyralin was tempted to just throw a knife and end this human's pitiful exisitance, but once again his conscious held him back... He made a mental note to do something about his conscious in the future, but in the meantime, he rushed forward scooped up the boy, hoping that he wasn't that heavy, and hoping that Simon would lend him a hand so he could get the heck out of this burning building before flaming timbers started falling from above.~