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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:11 am
~An old lady sat on a cushion on the side of the street. In front of her was a small table, upon which sat a crystal orb. She had a wry smile on her face, she was hawking out to the people on the street to come get their fortunes told. What fortunes did she have to share pray tell? Well most of them are listed briefly below:
(OOC: A brief note. People that don't know me, but are interested in joining my story, just skip to the bottom fortune.)
"For a guy named Pabru who doesn't seem to live in Hyrule:
Things will get moving again soon. If you just keep hoping, your storyline will get started again. You just need to do some work... Maybe run about 600 volts with an unknown number of amps through this thing's temples. Then the wheels might start turning again. Of course, Pabru will never get it done himself. He'll need help from a bunch of different people. It's funny how most of those people have there own fortunes to hear...
For a guy named Pyre with his 'obnoxiously bright hair'. He's a traveller from Hyrule, who is in quite a sticky situation:
You'll get rescued eventually. I know you may still be under the lock and key of some assassins. I know that other assassins are trying to get you out of that particular lock and key to put you under their own lock and key. It will work its way out eventually.... NOT. This will never fix itself on its own. Look to your friends (once again they happen to have fortunes below....) they may be willing to help you, if they'd stop being lazy. (
) Oh and by the way, you have some stuff to look forward to in Pabru's storyline. You get uber powered, and get to piss everyone off. Plus Pyre and those that are in his section of the story get the COOLEST boss fight ever...
Moving on. For a dear friend named Yukie... the only one that has actually been actively working along with Pabru's NPC, Flit, trying to continue the storyline:
You may think you got out of trouble when you killed the darknut, and the shadows ran away, but think again. After a bizzare boss fight coming up next, which determines the course of Yukie's part of the story, you get to.... Well I'm not telling, but throughout this story arc, I'm going to try to put Yukie through hell. LOTS of hell.
For some strange guy named Hi no Seijin, affectionately called HNS, or something of that sort. Once the names started changing around, it's hard to keep track of what to call you anymore:
PABRU WANTS YOU. HE NEEDS YOU. COME!!!!!!! Desite how creepy that may sound, some guy named Pabru says that he wants you to join his storyline. You were in Rogue Rendezvous, and he had a story plotted all out for Rose...... but then you left.
Xokorn was going to take your place, but he posted even less often than Tayro... So the second, non-Saber, half of Rogue Rendezvous, known simply as the Cathedral of the Dead, is dead, or dying. Sheila can save it. Just pretend that Sheila has done everything Xokorn has done, and transplant her into the story. Head up to windmill to find the posts, where first you, and then Xokorn tried to continue the storyline....... Pabru begs you humbly, prostrate on the floor. You have some stuff to look forward to as well. You get your own one-on-one boss fight.... with an awesome reward.... well bad reward, but bad in an awesome way. If you follow me?
For a person named Saber. For a guy that is laziest person I know, and once he started doing JaR, STOPPED POSTING IN ANYTHING ELSE (except FoG. Everyone always seems to post in FoG...) :
PABRU WANTS YOU. HE NEEDS YOU. COME!!!!!! This message may sound repetative. You may have heard it somewhere before, but it still stands as true, and still is a little bit creepy. Rogue Rendezvous, the non-HNS part, needs you. YOUR THE ONLY ONE IN IT. Post or I'll stick Alpha on you. The DOOM will first roast alive, and then eat your soul. Fear.... and post. What YOU ahve to look forward to when you come back (or if your come back.) You get to continue the boss fight against the Pyre Imposter...... and I'm posting in JaR so you better do so. The spirits won't tell me anything more about your future.
An awesome dude named Kasei:
First of all, some strange person named Pabru extends a congratulations. You won Rper of the month with both Saber and HNS (I didn't think that HE of all people would do so) voting for you. There could only be one reason for this: you've gotten a HELL of a lot better.... and personally Pabru wishes Pabru was there to see the transition. Can't wait to Rp with you........ if you choose to accept his invitation. You were supposed to be the crazy surprise. The evil guy working for the baddies off where no one knew you were even taking part. It was the perfect plan.... but then Pabru kicked you out for Saber, which he now regrets, firstly because Saber is a good for nothing lazy guy always sitting on his ass AND secondly because you've gotten better, and he doesn't want to miss out with a good Rper. What you have to look forward to if you choose to accept. You get to thrown down with a lot of dead things.... a LOT of them. Oh, and you get to continue to slaughter Gerudos. That's always fun. Your also the most lucky out of everyone. You get to move on first..... Though Pabru will not reveal what that means. Only Alpha knows that, and he might not even KNOW he knows that. If you choose to decline 'cause Pabru is a dick, well...... Saber you better start posting with Junter, or once again, Pabru stick DOOM on you.
For a number of people that have joined after I temporarily left (umm, Arrika and Sakiko, and people like that) :
JOIN PARRU'S STORY. Yay. He wouldn't want to force you or anything, but unfortunately, the "Pyre Arc" of his storyline never really worked out. First Pabru barely got any good and active people in it. Then he tried to restart it with Tayro's help, but Tayro isn't as active as he should be. Therefore, Pabru needs you! What you can do to join: Firstly go to his profile and read about the Temple of Stone arc, and the Pyre arc. Then go to the post called "The Temple of Stone" and breifly skim over the last 10 posts are so. THEN go to the post called "A Trace?" Read the posts, and then post yourself. All of these posts are located in the South Greens of Hyrule Field..... except for Pyralin's profile which is located in Pabru's sig. Pabru is looking forward to new people joining. Active people. People who are good at Rping. Once again, yay. Pabru needs new people to continue his story, so he begs you all, once again, prostrate on the floor, to help him out."
That's all the fortunes the lady has to tell for now, but updates MIGHT be made. Probably not, but you never know when the spirits will visit again. WAIT! The spirits are coming.... Someone named Pabru says.... "Post below if you "heard your fortune", and are interested in what it had to say... I want to mostly keep this IC, but if you absolutely MUST go OOC then do so."~
(OOC: A brief note. People that don't know me, but are interested in joining my story, just skip to the bottom fortune.)
"For a guy named Pabru who doesn't seem to live in Hyrule:
Things will get moving again soon. If you just keep hoping, your storyline will get started again. You just need to do some work... Maybe run about 600 volts with an unknown number of amps through this thing's temples. Then the wheels might start turning again. Of course, Pabru will never get it done himself. He'll need help from a bunch of different people. It's funny how most of those people have there own fortunes to hear...
For a guy named Pyre with his 'obnoxiously bright hair'. He's a traveller from Hyrule, who is in quite a sticky situation:
You'll get rescued eventually. I know you may still be under the lock and key of some assassins. I know that other assassins are trying to get you out of that particular lock and key to put you under their own lock and key. It will work its way out eventually.... NOT. This will never fix itself on its own. Look to your friends (once again they happen to have fortunes below....) they may be willing to help you, if they'd stop being lazy. (
) Oh and by the way, you have some stuff to look forward to in Pabru's storyline. You get uber powered, and get to piss everyone off. Plus Pyre and those that are in his section of the story get the COOLEST boss fight ever...Moving on. For a dear friend named Yukie... the only one that has actually been actively working along with Pabru's NPC, Flit, trying to continue the storyline:
You may think you got out of trouble when you killed the darknut, and the shadows ran away, but think again. After a bizzare boss fight coming up next, which determines the course of Yukie's part of the story, you get to.... Well I'm not telling, but throughout this story arc, I'm going to try to put Yukie through hell. LOTS of hell.
For some strange guy named Hi no Seijin, affectionately called HNS, or something of that sort. Once the names started changing around, it's hard to keep track of what to call you anymore:
PABRU WANTS YOU. HE NEEDS YOU. COME!!!!!!! Desite how creepy that may sound, some guy named Pabru says that he wants you to join his storyline. You were in Rogue Rendezvous, and he had a story plotted all out for Rose...... but then you left.
Xokorn was going to take your place, but he posted even less often than Tayro... So the second, non-Saber, half of Rogue Rendezvous, known simply as the Cathedral of the Dead, is dead, or dying. Sheila can save it. Just pretend that Sheila has done everything Xokorn has done, and transplant her into the story. Head up to windmill to find the posts, where first you, and then Xokorn tried to continue the storyline....... Pabru begs you humbly, prostrate on the floor. You have some stuff to look forward to as well. You get your own one-on-one boss fight.... with an awesome reward.... well bad reward, but bad in an awesome way. If you follow me?
For a person named Saber. For a guy that is laziest person I know, and once he started doing JaR, STOPPED POSTING IN ANYTHING ELSE (except FoG. Everyone always seems to post in FoG...) :
PABRU WANTS YOU. HE NEEDS YOU. COME!!!!!! This message may sound repetative. You may have heard it somewhere before, but it still stands as true, and still is a little bit creepy. Rogue Rendezvous, the non-HNS part, needs you. YOUR THE ONLY ONE IN IT. Post or I'll stick Alpha on you. The DOOM will first roast alive, and then eat your soul. Fear.... and post. What YOU ahve to look forward to when you come back (or if your come back.) You get to continue the boss fight against the Pyre Imposter...... and I'm posting in JaR so you better do so. The spirits won't tell me anything more about your future.
An awesome dude named Kasei:
First of all, some strange person named Pabru extends a congratulations. You won Rper of the month with both Saber and HNS (I didn't think that HE of all people would do so) voting for you. There could only be one reason for this: you've gotten a HELL of a lot better.... and personally Pabru wishes Pabru was there to see the transition. Can't wait to Rp with you........ if you choose to accept his invitation. You were supposed to be the crazy surprise. The evil guy working for the baddies off where no one knew you were even taking part. It was the perfect plan.... but then Pabru kicked you out for Saber, which he now regrets, firstly because Saber is a good for nothing lazy guy always sitting on his ass AND secondly because you've gotten better, and he doesn't want to miss out with a good Rper. What you have to look forward to if you choose to accept. You get to thrown down with a lot of dead things.... a LOT of them. Oh, and you get to continue to slaughter Gerudos. That's always fun. Your also the most lucky out of everyone. You get to move on first..... Though Pabru will not reveal what that means. Only Alpha knows that, and he might not even KNOW he knows that. If you choose to decline 'cause Pabru is a dick, well...... Saber you better start posting with Junter, or once again, Pabru stick DOOM on you.
For a number of people that have joined after I temporarily left (umm, Arrika and Sakiko, and people like that) :
JOIN PARRU'S STORY. Yay. He wouldn't want to force you or anything, but unfortunately, the "Pyre Arc" of his storyline never really worked out. First Pabru barely got any good and active people in it. Then he tried to restart it with Tayro's help, but Tayro isn't as active as he should be. Therefore, Pabru needs you! What you can do to join: Firstly go to his profile and read about the Temple of Stone arc, and the Pyre arc. Then go to the post called "The Temple of Stone" and breifly skim over the last 10 posts are so. THEN go to the post called "A Trace?" Read the posts, and then post yourself. All of these posts are located in the South Greens of Hyrule Field..... except for Pyralin's profile which is located in Pabru's sig. Pabru is looking forward to new people joining. Active people. People who are good at Rping. Once again, yay. Pabru needs new people to continue his story, so he begs you all, once again, prostrate on the floor, to help him out."
That's all the fortunes the lady has to tell for now, but updates MIGHT be made. Probably not, but you never know when the spirits will visit again. WAIT! The spirits are coming.... Someone named Pabru says.... "Post below if you "heard your fortune", and are interested in what it had to say... I want to mostly keep this IC, but if you absolutely MUST go OOC then do so."~
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The ill-fated "explorer" club prepares for its first and last adventure.
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Pyralin
--Valiantly Remaning Not-a-Mod--
Come Rp with me!
The ill-fated "explorer" club prepares for its first and last adventure.
---
Pyralin
--Valiantly Remaning Not-a-Mod--
Come Rp with me!
