Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:42 pm
As you enter Castle Town, you're struck by an odd sight--streamers and banners are everywhere, decorated with the personas of some of Hyrule's greatest heroes. The town is bustling with activity. Small children flit about here and there, begging for little Worru action figures or Whack-A-Zaboorak games. It must be time for the Grand Celebration, though something strikes you as odd--where are all the Knights that usually attend such festivities? And didn't the festival come earlier before?
As if reading your mind, two Knights appear out of nowhere, flanking a man in extravagant clothing with blue, highly stylish hair. He can't be much more than four feet, but his nose is sticking far enough into the air to make up for this lack of height. Stopping in the middle of the Courtyard. He clears his throat, then hollers for attention in a deep bass voice.
"MAY I HAVE YOUR EYES AND EARS!" Looking about as the crowd grows silent, he twirls a curl of his bright blue hair with a manicured finger, the bright green buttons on his yellow coattailed shirt gleaming in the sunlight. "Just in case you were wondering, that was an order, not a question! Now, I am Farello, the Royal Activities Coordinator. Yes, yes, I'm well aware you are honored at my coming into your presence, but if you'd stop basking in my glorious hair's glory I'd like to do my job and get back to my cuisine."
Unrolling a scroll--scented of peach--he began to read. "We admit that due to preoccupation with the war for the South--a waste of time, really, the South end of Hyrule always reeked of unsophistication--preparations for the Grand Celebration had been delayed. However, blah blah blah, look we've put together a celebration. Swig your ale, eat your cake, I'll be watching from my chamber and eating Octo a la Mode." Farello rolled up the scroll and tucked it under his arm. "No, that's not what it said. Shove off already." With that, he turned, kicked up his pointed leather shoes, and clacked away, surrounded in silence. The two guards stood, speechless, watching the myriad of colors stroll into the castle.
After a moment of utmost quietude, they turned to each other, shrugged, and strode off to the towering cake in one corner of the Courtyard. As if on cue, conversation abruptly continued, the wailing of children taking priority of the soundwaves.
OOC: Sorry it's a little late, but happy fourth anniversary HA2!
As if reading your mind, two Knights appear out of nowhere, flanking a man in extravagant clothing with blue, highly stylish hair. He can't be much more than four feet, but his nose is sticking far enough into the air to make up for this lack of height. Stopping in the middle of the Courtyard. He clears his throat, then hollers for attention in a deep bass voice.
"MAY I HAVE YOUR EYES AND EARS!" Looking about as the crowd grows silent, he twirls a curl of his bright blue hair with a manicured finger, the bright green buttons on his yellow coattailed shirt gleaming in the sunlight. "Just in case you were wondering, that was an order, not a question! Now, I am Farello, the Royal Activities Coordinator. Yes, yes, I'm well aware you are honored at my coming into your presence, but if you'd stop basking in my glorious hair's glory I'd like to do my job and get back to my cuisine."
Unrolling a scroll--scented of peach--he began to read. "We admit that due to preoccupation with the war for the South--a waste of time, really, the South end of Hyrule always reeked of unsophistication--preparations for the Grand Celebration had been delayed. However, blah blah blah, look we've put together a celebration. Swig your ale, eat your cake, I'll be watching from my chamber and eating Octo a la Mode." Farello rolled up the scroll and tucked it under his arm. "No, that's not what it said. Shove off already." With that, he turned, kicked up his pointed leather shoes, and clacked away, surrounded in silence. The two guards stood, speechless, watching the myriad of colors stroll into the castle.
After a moment of utmost quietude, they turned to each other, shrugged, and strode off to the towering cake in one corner of the Courtyard. As if on cue, conversation abruptly continued, the wailing of children taking priority of the soundwaves.
OOC: Sorry it's a little late, but happy fourth anniversary HA2!
