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Zelda Games => General Zelda => Topic started by: iastreb on June 07, 2006, 12:01:27 AM

Title: Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 07, 2006, 12:01:27 AM
Brothers Zeldaish maniacs! i have made this topic so we can Save David Jr. Fund! So who's with me? ;D what are we going to do?( all in general stile ) ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 07, 2006, 08:28:26 AM
I'm with you all the way! ;D

I say that we spirit David Jr. away from where he's currently being held captive and, after that, capture Tingle and put him in a straightjacket! ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 07, 2006, 09:00:51 AM
to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion! to the revolucion!  ;D( have french dialect ) ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 07, 2006, 11:28:53 AM
We need to take David jr off tingle island as quick and silently as SEALs, then "silence" tingle (use your imagination ;)) I donate 8000000 ruppes to the fund!
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 08, 2006, 12:29:26 AM
i donate 4 donuts! ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 08, 2006, 06:34:01 AM
8 zillion rupees.  Put it to good use.  And you have the use of my sniper squirrels. ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 08, 2006, 06:43:16 AM
I cant afford over 8 zillion :'(
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 08, 2006, 11:41:01 AM
ok,ok, 6 donuts ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 08, 2006, 11:49:55 AM
8 donuts.  Ha. ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 08, 2006, 11:58:32 AM
10 billions donuts ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 08, 2006, 12:46:14 PM
All the donuts that was, is, and shall be. ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 08, 2006, 01:43:48 PM
Every article of desert ever created, i donate to the fund ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 03:37:52 PM
I have twice sent my agents to rescue him, but Tingle "kiled" them. Luckily, they're undead. I'm going to send one of my armies their to save him.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 08, 2006, 06:53:53 PM
Whocares, can i help you in your operation?
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 07:17:38 PM
Sure, you're leader of the air force. You will direct them by radio. I'll be in charge of the entire operation, but I only have control of wear we land, everybody else in charge of the operation will control where we *put something here* directly.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 09, 2006, 12:22:52 AM
i'll come too! ;)
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 09, 2006, 11:20:41 AM
Iastreb can be the leader of the navy, we need a naval officer
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 09, 2006, 01:11:33 PM
i want... TANKS! ::)
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 09, 2006, 07:10:25 PM
oh come on Iastreb you have what it tkaes tolead a barrage of submarines to attack the evil Tingle Island and save David Junior....speaking of that, i donate a HUGE diamond to the fund to help the rescue.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 07:54:42 PM
Wasn't that diamond mine? ;D

Well, I have another one.  Here you go. *hands over large diamond*
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 10, 2006, 01:45:16 PM
I donate 7 tons of of platinum ore ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 10, 2006, 05:33:19 PM
Okay, that was definitely mine! >:(
;D
Here's ninty tons of silver, just in case Tingle has vampires guarding David Jr.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 10, 2006, 07:13:53 PM
SHHHH im not stealing your stuff Hi no Seijin ;)

I donate my MasterKey to the fund (which is worth the same amount as the Microsoft company)
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Inferno on June 11, 2006, 03:20:13 AM
David jr. shall burn with the rest of those pansies.  >:(
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 11, 2006, 07:48:22 AM
But we feel bad for david junior,he was abducted by tingle and all his evilness
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 11, 2006, 11:12:15 AM
As far I'm concerned, this David Jr. is the one in TWW.  Until I know the backstory to the David Jr. in TMC, he can burn with Tingle.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 11, 2006, 01:48:17 PM
I suppose you have a valid point, in a twisted way :D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 11, 2006, 03:25:08 PM
Tingle's still evil, though, and he needs to be stopped.

I'm donating 10,000,000,000,000,000 troy ounces of gold and 700,000 tons of uranium for the atomic bombs.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 11, 2006, 06:27:10 PM
ooooooooooooo niceeeeee
i donate 70000 pounds of orichalcum and 4000000000000  metric tons of white gold tothe fund :D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 12, 2006, 12:02:35 AM
Quote from: masterkey4892 on June 11, 2006, 06:27:10 PM
ooooooooooooo niceeeeee
i donate 70000 pounds of orichalcum and 4000000000000  metric tons of white gold tothe fund :D
10,000,000,000,000,000 donats! :-* i like donats :P
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 12, 2006, 07:16:29 AM
Are the donuts to eat, then?
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 12, 2006, 08:21:26 AM
Make sure they're Krispy Kreme donuts,ok?! ;)
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 12, 2006, 10:29:20 AM
Ew, no.  Make them Dunkin Donuts; I hate Krispy Kreme.  I can't save David Jr. on Krispy Kreme donuts. :-*
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 12, 2006, 12:16:47 PM
We can have both (i like Krispy Kreme!!!!!!!!)
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 12:32:09 PM
I'll go with high-glazed doughnuts! ;D

Anyway, I'll donate a little bit of Orichalcum+ for the occasion. I'll also donate my knowledge of Fire, Gravity, and my subpar Reflect magic. ;)
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 12, 2006, 05:09:35 PM
I can donate my arsenal of keyblades (the inspiration for my forum-name)
and then ill donate my replica master sword
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 05:45:39 PM
[Man, exactly how many Keyblades are there!? :-X ]

Do you have any Ultima Weapon keychains to aid us?
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 13, 2006, 10:04:09 AM
yes, they are Hi no Seijin, you can eat them
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 13, 2006, 11:38:38 AM
i have one ultima keychain, but on the plus side i also have fenrir!
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 14, 2006, 12:12:48 PM
OH, YEAH! Tingle's gonna lose, all right! ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: saria.. on June 14, 2006, 12:18:10 PM
Ill donate  my sagely powers and kokiri  warriors to help :D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 14, 2006, 04:20:35 PM
with mad keyblades, sagely powers, warriors, and sniper squirrels and scarcbs, i belive the operation is ready.... :D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 15, 2006, 08:57:21 AM
We're not ready until we killed Tingle several times in effigy. ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 15, 2006, 11:29:47 AM
whats effigy :-\
also, i think we n3eed to add sharks to surround tingle island and eat only him when he steps foot in the ocean :D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 16, 2006, 07:21:05 AM
Quote from: iastreb on June 13, 2006, 10:04:09 AM
yes, they are Hi no Seijin, you can eat them
Mmm, donuts. ;D

Webster says:

effigy (ef-a-ji-) n. an image or representation or a person.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2006, 07:26:10 AM
This is so getting off topic.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 16, 2006, 08:36:09 AM
Hmm, good point.  I donate more donuts to keep our energy up while we save David Jr.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2006, 08:38:47 AM
We'll get fat.
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 16, 2006, 08:50:30 AM
Maybe you will, but I guarantee I won't get fat until I'm at least 40; genetics.  Besides, we'll exercise it off when we go save David Jr. ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: iastreb on June 16, 2006, 09:08:38 AM
 ;) sure... let get to work then...
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 16, 2006, 11:32:46 AM
i donate  60 machine guns to the fund. DESTROY THE ISLAND!!!!!
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 16, 2006, 06:32:27 PM
Okay, I'm also donating the ultimate weapon: RUBBER BANDS! Those are Tingle's greatest weakness. ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 16, 2006, 08:35:42 PM
But, we can exploit that weaness even more by me donating on more item: a rubber band Slingshot. it shoots the rubber bands perfectly for you :D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MagmarFire on June 20, 2006, 01:06:15 PM
Genius, it should be said! Why didn't I think of that?
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: I_Flip_Vans on June 20, 2006, 01:19:48 PM
Hey, not to bother, but ive been training a team of snipers for 3 years now, and if you want us to help were in. We can take out any red balloons that come a "float".

And by the way, i have an RPD Rifle rubber band gun!

here go to www.rubberbandguns.com (http://www.rubberbandguns.com) and look some up!

sorry for the spam!
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 20, 2006, 01:44:58 PM
we'll take the snipers!!! ;D
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: I_Flip_Vans on June 20, 2006, 05:41:47 PM
Yea... um, were kind of low on radios, were gonna need some of those...
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 21, 2006, 05:47:07 AM
HEY!  I'm taking care of the snipers! >:(
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 21, 2006, 07:30:00 AM
Ohhh.....conflict.... ok, Hi no Seijin, how many snipers do you have? And I_Flip_Vans, how many do you have?
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: newbkyng on June 21, 2006, 08:28:06 AM
um.. it sounds like you guys are kiling tingle, cool, but whos david jr?
Title: Re:Save David Jr. Fund
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 21, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
David jr, young padawan, is the sad soul who was shipwreked and washed up on Tngle Island by chance. tingle, in all his evilness, now holds David Jr there by force... :'(