hey guys! here i am willing to give you alllll the advice you ever wanted to know about getting the girl. tee hee* ok guys! im ready for your questions!
Um, I already have a girlfriend. So.....yeah.
I need no advice
Do you have any advice on how we should approach her?
When it comes to girls, they speak english I speak Idiot. How do I over come that?
amiturs ::)
How rude.
you could try something like...
"hey whatsup" "how's your summer been"
trust me, if she if shes intrested she will keep the convo flowing ;)
girls also love when you notice things...
like a new haircut,
or bathingsuit,
or stuff like that.
dont be afraid to flurt a little.
(girls loooove it when you flirt with them)
some do
i know i do ;)
Yipyip you know shes interested if she flicks her hair lots, looks straight into your eyes (sticky eyes) or touches you lightly on the arm.
General flirting
If she trys to catch your eye as well she usually likes ya
thats u
Sometimes the wrong things come out.
Lie naah dont
think of what you plan to say b4 u start the conversation
naah dont plan it cuz i just start a conversation just by saying some thing random
DONT LIE!
if you lie you'll probably end up dead in an dark ally when it comes to girls. if you have lied to a girl then start runnning.
when making convo with a girl, you should try talking about something your comfortable with, but something that you feel that she is comfortable with. something you can both relate too.
FYI: dont ever inturupt a girl when she is talking
Yeah im sure u r a great hit with the laydeez Ganon
What do you say "Hi I am the Evil king and I think ur hot"
Hmmmmm I think not
Whatever ::)
Normally girls don't come up to me or im to nervice to talk to them.
Wink at her ;)
hehe we will have to call you, ganon, ladie's man!
Quote from: x*TwilightZelda*x on June 07, 2006, 09:45:25 AM
Yeah im sure u r a great hit with the laydeez Ganon
What do you say "Hi I am the Evil king and I think ur hot"
Hmmmmm I think not
Hey i aint the one asking 4 advice
good one.
Thanks
QuoteHey i aint the one asking 4 advice
Well neither am I
I am giving advice bcoz i am a girl and i ama fashion magazine junkie and they contain about 5 pages of problems so I know this stuff
hmmmm i dont know if winking at her is a good idea
you should get to know her better first,
then you can openly flirt with her.
But u start as freinds u dont just start flirting with a girl
That is true.
Alex's advice
She knows what to do
She knows what to say
So you can ask her any day
It's alex's advice
BTW I suppose winking is over the top just in case the girl dont feel the same way it wud be a bit weird.
But if she does like you winking is hot.
It makes her feel special :D
if you want to get the girl intrested in you she has to know who you are first. you cant expect her to like you right off the bat.
Quote from: x*TwilightZelda*x on June 07, 2006, 09:55:28 AM
Alex's advice
She knows what to do
She knows what to say
So you can ask her any day
It's alex's advice
BTW I suppose winking is over the top just in case the girl dont feel the same way it wud be a bit weird.
But if she does like you winking is hot.
It makes her feel special :D
she is onley saying what she likes
I see, you pritty much read my mind.
Yup
Get to know what she is in to and talk abou that.
Girls like to know you are interested in what she thinks
ask her opinion
agreed
o i like it!
just get to know the girl...
things will click :)
no nessesarily i tried
hey! i am trying to help you!
you know what fine!
if you dont want my help ill put this place on,
LOCKDOWN!
I am not the one who needs help!!!
is that all you two do is argue?
after you get to know her you flirt!!!! ugh!
these are the steps...
1 engage in convo: get to know her better
2 flurt with her a little: joking, winking, etc.
3 if she flurts back then she likes you!
write a note to her telling her the way you feel
ps: wirting a note is the best way to go. if you get one of your friends to tell one of her friends to tell her, its less personal. she only like you more if you write a note.
shes got a temper
is that tooooo diffacult for you to comprehend ganon! geeeeeeeezzz!
I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER! SHUT UP!
whats that then ;D
THAT IS YOU FEEDING MY FIRE OF HATERED! AND IF YOU DONT STOP YOUR GOING TO GET BURNT! BADLY!
hahahahahahahahahaha......and ha
Dance my puppet dance
If ur too scared to send a note text.
at least she knows its u talkin :)
PUPPET THIS GANON!
(pulls out ganon puppet and stomps on it)
im going to ignore you ganon.
yes texting is a great idea!
girls are always on there cell phones anyways :)
hmmmmm.........
Dear God, Get back on topic.
ok then
(ignoring ganon)
i hope i was able to answer your questions!
are there any others?
Why ru so hot tempered? ??? ;D ;D
did you hear something... nahhh
nobody has anymore questions for me?
awww did i hurt yo feelings ;D
i cant heeearrr you! say your sorry and ill grace you with my beautiful voice again!
Anger is funny and ok sorry
o hi ganon! when did you get here! we missed you!
eat me ;D
Get back on topic guys. Seriously.
bite me ;D
What did you say to me?
umm game freak is Jack :(
That was a joke I made up earlier Ganon, but I'm serious, get back on topic or I will alert the real Jack.
ok ok
O GOD! not you! that was ment for ganon! my apologies!
i will get you ganon be afraid very afraid.
but for now i must leave... goodbye!
once again sorry
It's ok, but stop spamming.
YES I WIN NOW
ohh, just stop >:(
i am single and i think to stay single for a while :)
ok
not just you, and alex >:(
What do u mean
I think he's trying to imply the same thing as me.
Sorry.....I dont think we need dating advice
No......I mean the spamming.
So sorry
So what were we talking about? ::)
Nothing now that Alex is gone
then we shouldn't be in here SPAMMING it up. SPAMMER. why don't you make something that has a conversation about anything you want?
I am not spmming this time!!! >:(
Yeah, Ganon has quited down since Alex left.
Yes and i cant wait until this topic gets locked
Probibly cause he likes her. Just kidding it was joke.
I have a girl friend
It was a joke, don't take it to personal.
>:( and all the others topics, that have, ummm, le me think about it... 5 pages with: uhha, whaaa, ganonikondo and all stuff like that, at the end, alex and you will be bann if you continue to do this >:(
How many times do i have apologize
yes I believe that in the past few days, Shadowlink has given both you and Alex, TWO black marks. So I'd be careful from now on.
i too >:(
Get off my case iastreb!!! >:(
Yall are starting 2 spam why dont yall gt back on topic
ok, we have strated the same thing watching by baddies like you ;D really, at school, nobody likes me, all girls think im a nerv :'(
Easy, I have two points now.
1. Don't be a hypocrite
2. Alex is gone so this topic serves little purpose anymore.
aham... cuz i like studing! >:( i wana be someone one day! >:(
Thank you
:-\ i'll never get a girlfriend :'(
Thanks for what exactly?
say it ;D
Youll get a girl friend one day and her name will be Sue
who, me? yeah, right, the nerv is going to have a girlfriend ;D
Ok just useing constructive critisisum
whats that? :(
Trying to make u feel better
YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING ELSE, YOU PIG THINGYY WITH A CRYSTAL ON THE HEAD!!! >:(
Fine Why do we want her advice any way
k, where is she? >:(
Because somebody said they did.
what? they did what? :(
Yeah I guess
what is going on? >:(
Ganon's just flipping out agian.
Don't diss Alex I am still here ya know...
And cours yall get a gf Iastreb speshly wen ur rollin in dosh after getin an ace job ;)
write it so i can read it :o
I am not dissin alex i am just sayin
and x*TwilightZelda*x , i got the message! ;D
Quote from: King of Evil: Ganon on June 07, 2006, 12:10:49 PM
I am not dissin alex i am just sayin
As long as its not insulting?
This topic is completely irrelevant now. If Alex was here I would ask her to close it, but I doubt she would comply. Oh well, maybe a mod can do it.
An angry mob, with pitch forks and flam torches?
Quote from: iastreb on June 07, 2006, 12:11:52 PM
and x*TwilightZelda*x , i got the message! ;D
What message
nope, tomorrow she will be here >:(
Who or i will send u tothe abyss >:(
alex, and ganon, im allready there ;D
And the message >:(
what message? anyways, bye bye, here is eleven o'clock ;D in the night
Dont you understand English slang sorry...
it means:
Dont be mean to Alex because I am still here.
You will get a girlfrend Iastreb especially when u r rolling in money after you got a great job and studied so hard ;)
Anyway I dont care if people think i am a geek cos I am clever it gets attention ya know. ;)
And anyway people respect me for it and evry1 always need my help :D
You conceated wreched humans >:(..........bye ;D
Why do you guys always insult each other?
Yes, really. It is completely rediculous for you to do so. I wouldn't keep it up if I were you.
Hey MagmarFire.
why do i have the feeling that SOMEBODY has been talking about me behind my back? and SOMEBODY else has stood up for me when i wasnt around to do it myself ... (thanx)
Because u weren't on and Ganon went looney. Again.
like allways ;D
Because it was ME who was talking about you behind your back. Listen, Alex, just try to stay on topic from now on.
::) what is she doing now? ;D
Quote from: JDog on June 07, 2006, 02:06:16 PM
Because u weren't on and Ganon went looney. Again.
I dont go looney!!!!any way back on topic
ummmm, yeah you do
Back on Topic I dont need another waring
ok, but i need a question to answer!
ok, tell me? the girls at school call me a nerv, what should i do? :(
What is a nerv? Is it like a geek/nerd?
yea :'(
maybee cus you are one. jk jk
this is about luv advice... but ill see what i can do
i must say i am guilty of making fun of kids at my school :( it dosnt feel good to be made fun of or to make fun of others. on the last day of school me and my friends went around to alll the people we made fun of that year and said we're sorry, and we would miss the laughter they brought us. know inside that it hurts them more than it hurts you.
>:( that was not very nice. even... you havent given my an advice.... im funny, i am smart... WHAT DO I DO WRONG??? >:(
hmmmmm, alot of people make fun of other people for the way they look (not implying anything)
i suppose you could just send it right back at them and make fun of the way they look. if that helps any.
But then the girl would never talk to you.
well yeah, but if she makes fun of you she probably dosnt like you anyways.
QuoteWHAT DO I DO WRONG???
Whatever you do don't star disliking people because they dislike you, I dont know what you do wrong but here are some tips...
Dont hide in books and stuff
Dont be antisociable
Get into stuff like sports you like and other clubs
Be confident
Be yorself
I dont know if it helps but you cant make someone like you. I have been called a boffin loadza times because I get good results in class, but I do a lot of sport and i help people if they dont understand something in class. People will respect you. ;)
if you do start to talk to a girl, make sure your not bothering her and that she actually wants to talk back to you.
...Unless the person talking to the girl is what she considers a hotty, then she'll let him talk to her as she stares at him.
i tend to act kinda goofy when im around a guy i think is hot one time a called blake (who i used to have a crush on) braint! i tried to act like i ment to do it but it just ended up worse... he was really upset. but he's over it now and were good friends :)
Live and learn, or in my case, die and learn! ;)
yeah but it was really embarasing because briant is his best friends name...
Ooooookaaaaayyyyyyy.
When I talk to my crush I usually end up kinda teasing him... But I think he knows i am joking :)
Silly mortals and their emotions. Wait, did I say that out loud?
see? everyone has a little trouble when it comes to the opposite gender.
so, has anyone in here dated someone or is dating someone? maybee they could give tips for the single people.
ZV is. And I don't have problems talking to opposite genders, because I don't love people, and I love it! ;D
I have dated loadsa peeps but its mainly me liking someone and getting my frends to ask em out for me, or I find out they like me and i ask em out, or They just ask me out. I have no strategy.
That was a stategy, you know.
when i got my first boyfriend i was in 4th grade
(embarasing!)
but it was more cute then a relationship...
Whatev, emotions are stupid in that sense if you ask me.
my emotions are not stupid!
explaining love is like...
explaining color to a blind person!
QuoteThat was a stategy, you know.
It isnt really 'cos I do whatever i wnt to do I dont say that person is fit I am gonna do this and that and ask em out. I (like most girls) do what feels right. If I thought so I would wait for them to ask me out, if i didnt i wouldnt.
Quote from: alex on June 10, 2006, 09:16:16 AM
my emotions are not stupid!
explaining love is like...
explaining color to a blind person!
now that is hard! dont you agree?
That was an excellent metaphor Alex
yipyip truly excellent
i should put that on my xanga!
i think i will...
Wow guys really are clueless. j/k ;)
You wont get a girl friend unless you know the tactics, and nature of girls. I have had 4 girl friends in my life. Im usually introduced by through friends. Lesson number one: Pay attention to every single conversation, and save all the E-Mails, because i guarentee you, sooner or later, they will quiz you about them. You have to know absolutely EVERYTHING! Also flirt with them every time to time. They love it! It shows them that you are still interested. Also ALWAYS look for something new, like a small trim, or new jewelry. Girls love it when you notice something new. It shows that you pay attention to them all the time. Now once you are through all of that, there is only one thing that stands in your way... HER PARENTS!! PUM BUM BUM! Luckily my Girl friend only has one parent, and she is easy going. Another thing that will really help you in a relation ship. You have to be hygenic. Girls hate stinky slobs. lol! Anothger thing. Girls love honesty. Use it as much as possible! I dont mean like be brutally honest, i mean in a polite way tell them how you really feel. although it may seem kinda gay, girls like dude who have a feminine side. It will be hard for you to understand what i meen but it will come in due time. also what really helps me is that im hot! ;D Most of all though, you have to know her personality so that you know what to avoid. I have had two girlfriends that like the fact that i have blatent disregard for my bodies well being, they like it that i risk my life 3 times a day, but i have had 2 that just want me safe. No playing chicken with choo choo trains, no going off of roof tops in a toy car, and no fights. Thats all the advise i can give you. Hope i helped ya out alex! ;) Same with you Iastreb. I dont encourage you to abuse your body like me, but use these tips. You may think im crazy but it works.
You're right, you're crazy, and it does work.
Im a natural charmer :-\
Ginormous wall of text. Good advice Zelda Veteran.
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on June 10, 2006, 03:52:32 PM
...i risk my life 3 times a day...
Wow, you're that much of a risk-taker!? :o
Anyway, nice advice, ZV, but what if I'm...flirting-impaired (Note: this is NOT hypothetical! :-[ )?
lmao! what do you meen impared? ;D
"Flirting-impaired" as in "wanting to flirt with her but can't psychologically, since I don't want to risk rejection and the sudden outburst of gossip and whatnot, as well as the fact that I haven't really done it before." *gasps for air* ;D
I totally understand. You only flirt with someone you know will take it as a joke and laugh, or your gf
You understand? Have you been in a similar situation before? :o
everyone has. Now lets stop posting, so it aint convorsation posting. ;)
wow! i didnt think it was possible for a guy to know so much about girls! (zv) i bet you could get any girl you want!
Ooooh... I love risk takers Lol
Seriously I know its weird but I love guys who aren't afraid to get into a fight.
And yeah most guys are clueless when it comes to girls it is annoying cos they just dont get signals grr...
yeah, risk takers are kinda fun,
although they can get into alot of trouble,
i had one of those once...
what do you mean by troule? ;) ;D
i dont get in that much trouble ;D
nuthin...
Watch one word answers alex.
what is that supposed to mean????
Don't make a post, with just one word in it. It's considered disruptive.
sorry
omg! i almost did it again! ???
Quote from: alex on June 11, 2006, 11:40:30 AM
wow! i didnt think it was possible for a guy to know so much about girls! (zv) i bet you could get any girl you want!
Well the thing is, there arent many boyz who know all these tactics. Its harder than it sounds, and lots of girls ask me out. problem is they are all butt ugly :-* I dont meen to sound harsh, but there is a limit. And those tactics dont work on ALL girlz. You have to go to a school, and get a girl emediately, or all the hott ones are taken. The thing is, its not all about being pretty. I had a hot girlfriend once, but she was a pain in the butt, and boring, so i pulled the plug on the relationship. However now, i have a girlfriend who is hott, funny, popular, and loving!! Its like the forbidden mix or something! lol! And about being a risk taker. Some guttless dudes try it, and end up really hurting themselves. when they see me jumping from high places or riding toyz off of a church building, they think its easy. That is untill they see all the scars :P There is only one problem with my Girlfriend though. She wont let me fight. If i fight she gets p*****. so i just have to sit there and take it. it really sucks. Everyone thought i was a panzee for not fighting this one dude. well the thing is that i
love her, more than i
hate him. so that ruined social status, but i dont care. im my own person, and i do what makes me happy.
Whocares Edit: NO CUSSING!
I wish i could get a girlfriend, i always seem to come very close but either she cuts off all ways of me talking to her, she rejects me, or someone else takes her. :'(
It's weird I have known this dude for 'bout a year and a half and I have suddenly started rating him, Dunno if he likes me though.
I have a mate who has been on and off with this guy for 2 years and they hardly talk and have been swimming together once. They haven't properly kissed and weeks go past without them aknowledging each other. But every time my mate dumps him she goes back. They are pretty messed up, only one person I know has a bf who she actually hangs out with! All the boys are immature 8)
I'm not immature... all the time.
We are all 13 so I guess we are all kinda immature.
Today the new year 7's came in for induction day we told them my friend had false legs and no parents it was soooooo funny! They also think I am crazy 'cos evry1 wears black or navy socks but mine are pink with white spots :D
Oh my god. I can't believe you did it. You crazy person.
I know it don't sound like much but it shocked the new Slevins!
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 03, 2006, 08:54:21 PM
Quote from: alex on June 11, 2006, 11:40:30 AM
wow! i didnt think it was possible for a guy to know so much about girls! (zv) i bet you could get any girl you want!
There is only one problem with my Girlfriend though. She wont let me fight. If i fight she gets p*****. so i just have to sit there and take it. it really sucks. Everyone thought i was a panzee for not fighting this one dude. well the thing is that i love her, more than i hate him. so that ruined social status, but i dont care. im my own person, and i do what makes me happy.
Well, I wouldn't have to worry about that; I'm not much of the fighting kind of guy. However, if I'm really angry and challenged, I just want to get a wooden sword and get medieval on that person!
Ok Magmar calm down.