We're going to land on Tingle's most precious military base, on an island 53 miles south of Holodrum. I'm in charge of the operation all together, while the other leaders are in charge of where we bomb, land, and fight EXACTLY in the location they choose. I appoint masterkey4892 in charge of the air forces, while the heavy artillery from far away ships are controlled by MagmarFire (To weaken Tingle's base just before the air force hits), Zelda Veteran is trustworthy of the infintry, Hi no Seijin the snipers, Evilbob the remaining land forces. Others who want to join the operation should tell me on this topic.
I'm willing to join you on your mission, Whocares. ;)
Just let me and Hi no Seijin (if he wishes) be in command of the heavy artillery, and we will not fail you.
Well, I'll update my first post.
awesome! Count me in. (shouldnt this be in the chat board so that it isnt concidered spam? :-\
The topic is about destroying Tingle's military base through military operations, so we're not off topic. Also, do you want to control part of the army?
i want! ;D
Do I get to torture him afterwards? I have some *original* ideas. :P
iastreb: What part do you want? Evilslayer: He's not at the base, he's somewhere else. If we capture him, though, we can torture him by giving him infinite life but puting him to sleep for the rest of his life (forever) and making Freddy Krueger haunt his dreams, so his pain will be infinite!
Hey if im in cahrge of airforces, can we use maybe a few nukes after MagmarFire weakens the base with artillery? Nukes are fun to drop on people like Tingle and his evil cronies ;D
Whocares, how many nukes should we prepare for this operation?
Funny topic, but this is chatboard material.
And dont forget my kokiri warriors. ;D
talk to MagmarFire, hes in charge of artillery
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 08, 2006, 08:09:42 PM
I'm willing to join you on your mission, Whocares. ;)
Just let me and Hi no Seijin (if he wishes) be in command of the heavy artillery, and we will not fail you.
Glad to join you, MagmarFire. ;D
ive got a plan to kill tingle but it involves an empty bucket, a bucket of cement, a spider, a coconut, a monkey wrench and a five foot man eating ant. ok, tingle leaves tingle island, and his brothers run away. tingle comes back and his brothers arent there. so then he climbs the ladder and sets off a trip wire thingie. the monkey wrench falls and fractures his empty, egg-shaped head and he is unconsious.then we put the spider on him, we get it angry and it bites him. he wakes up. so then we carve a hole in the coconut, and put it over his head, cutting off his oxygen supply. now we place the bucket over the coconut, so when he walks into stuff, it makes a loud bang type sound and his ears start to bleed. now we put him in the bucket of cement, and let it dry. once it dries the 5 ft man-eating ant tears out all vital organs. while he is dying, we throw him into the ocean to sink. what do you think? open to suggetsions. and evilbob i read your reply, im seeing wich one is more tortourous. ;D
No nukes, and we're trying to destroy Tingle's military base, not kill Tingle! We're trying to destroy the main part of Tingle's army, so his "empire" will fall apart, and hopefully he'll be turned in by enimies of Tingle.
Out of curiousity, what empire?
Ill join.
Can i use my kokiri warrioirs to help destroy his evil empire and end his reign of terror. ;D
We kokirirs are arch enemys of tongle beacause he disgraces kokirirs and their fairys. >:( >:(
The empire Tingle conqured! The population is mostly Hylians, explaining how they nearly disappeared after OOT and TWW.
>:( Tingles evil empire is gone for good.
*dances happly*
This call for a celbration.
Let celbrate at lon lon ranch :D
The operation takes place on July 27th, the same day Tingle came to power.
Can i be in charge of the kokiri warriors. :D
Quote from: Whocares on June 09, 2006, 03:27:15 PM
The operation takes place on July 27th, the same day Tingle came to power.
Crud. That's the day I was going to Japan to sneak back the Nintendo Wii. ;)
Well, we have more than enough soldiers, so don't worry.
Can i spy on tingles evil plans with my kokiri spies>?
You can supply your soldiers if you want. People, hurry up and tell me what you want to control so we can plan his defeat.
I want to control the snipers. I'm definitely sending my sniper squirrels, but they are snipers only, not the infantry or whatever military term should be used for the first people who go into a battle.
im not gonna quote myself cus its to long, but CAN I KILL TINGLE NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?
[size=.92]please?[/size]
Whocares won't allow it. Sorry. :'(
Do it when he's not looking.
;D
He's not at the base, as far as I know... wait, I was informed that Tingle will be there the day of the attack. I still won't allow it, because I plan to give him infinite torture. Tingle removed from the world and his miliatry destroyed means he's gone! Spleeeee!!!
can i atleast chew on his head?
[size=.002]please[/size]
Well, I give you permission, but I'm not in charge.
You can.
[size=2000]YES!!! VICTORY IS MINE!!! YARG!!!!!!!!![/size]
yarg is my word. ;D
My word is SPLEEEEE!!!
My phrase is "Then I got stuck in the desert."
No, I don't mean any desert in the Zelda series.
My phrase is "And everything went well until that camel exploded."
Camels are funny creatures. So are llamas. There is this one picture of a llama that looks evil. We should recruit that llama for Operation Seagull.
Did it.
??? But I didn't tell you where to get that particular llama. :o You can read minds! *gasps*
;D
I already knew about it before I told you guys on the sight about the operation.
Wow. You're good. ;D
Yes, yes I am.
I call infantry ;)
Taken care of.
No nukes??? :'( :'(
Ok then, ill just create regular bombs...ill make like 40. I'll also make many torpedos for crushing the outer walls.
Make 40 million, use the force. ;)
The force is strong i my family..i will creat a death star and use it on tingles many towers and military bases
No seriously, ill get those bombs started on the double
And is iastreb our navy leader??? ???
Only if she asks in a week. After that, the operation will begin in training and blah blah blah.
I will be ready very soon master...
Yes, give in to my command.
It's not so much that I'm giving in to your command. It's just that I'm bored and I hate Tingle. ;D
Hey, we need a date to attack the island. How bout sometime in july ,catch them off guard when they party during the summer.
Hey! As a sabatage attempt, we should increase the intensity of UV radiation in the sun's rays when they party, but only in their area. Therefore, they will be in too much pain to even pick up a pistol! ;D
Actually, I was going to send Deckoy Ships to a smaller base away from the Island we're really landing on, then use submarines to blockade the base once reinforcements arrive on that island.
Hey, that works well, too! Surrounding the enemy... Awesome! ;D
That's what happened in Stalingrad, and that one victory changed the course of the war on the Allied side.
Ok, so we creat super strong UV rays,surrround them with subs AND SHIPS, then bring in the heavy artileery and gun them all down?
In the event of survivors, my sniper squirrels will shoot any that manage to get past the blockade. ;D
YES!!! Send the sniper squirrels!!!
My banana-eating scarabs will assist you! :)
Sniper squirrels and banana eating scarabs...tingle doesnt stand a chance!!! :D
Sure doesn't, huh? ;D
Hey, what kind of rifles does your sniper squirrels have? ???
ak-47's
Oh, yeah! Our victory is assured! ;D
Also, youmay bring aboard a few rocket launchers.... ;D
Hmm... The ones that create fissures in the atoms that their energy hits?
you know, even with sniper squirrels, and banana eating scarabs, and heavy artillery, i dont think you can beat him. you need one more thing...
FLESH EATING STUFFED ANIMALS
so, what do ya say...
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 11:40:03 AM
Hey, what kind of rifles does your sniper squirrels have? ???
Actually, I don't have AK-47's. The rifles date back from the American Revolution. But I modified them with clips. ;D
:o Flesh-eating stuffed animals? Eh, why not?
what about killer whales? ;D (technically orcas but same difference!) those things are EVIL!!!! THEY TORTURE THEIR FOOD FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!!(poor penguins :'()
ues, the rockets that create fissuree in atoms..
Stuufed animal that eat you is good,but how about we trick tingle with a flesh eating FAIRY??? HAHAHA!!!!
That is freaking awesome! Let's do it! :P
Count me in! ;DWho's bringing war paint?
Green or black, anybody? :D
I'll bring red paint.
ill bring yellow ;D
Oh, and the fairy needs to be painted too
Hey, we can use it for our headlights! :D
Come on people, choose your possissions in the army before Sunday.
Oh ya, a new member has a Tingle avatar! :o :o :o :o :o :o Still hate these smilies.
the tingle avatr must be destroyed :-X :-X
ok so well use a painted fairy as a headlight for us, then use it to eat tingles flesh?
Great!I'll get Hyoi pears.It's called operation seagull!You can control a seagull with a Hyoi pear.We'll need extra too,for emergencies or back up.About 50-60?
hm.....tokeep it on the safe side anju, bring like 80
80 million, really. Don't worry, I already have 79,999,994 pears.
I think that I entered the wrong chat....
Soldiers, capture him before he gets away. ......... He's captured.
Boy, did you ever enter the wrong chat Goosey LOLOLOLOL ;D
He's now my dipped in acid slave.
can i chew on his head now?
He's not Tingle, but sure.
YAY!!!
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