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Title: Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 07:21:25 PM
We're going to land on Tingle's most precious military base, on an island 53 miles south of Holodrum. I'm in charge of the operation all together, while the other leaders are in charge of where we bomb, land, and fight EXACTLY in the location they choose. I appoint masterkey4892 in charge of the air forces, while the heavy artillery from far away ships are controlled by MagmarFire (To weaken Tingle's base just before the air force hits), Zelda Veteran is trustworthy of the infintry, Hi no Seijin the snipers, Evilbob the remaining land forces. Others who want to join the operation should tell me on this topic.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 08, 2006, 08:09:42 PM
I'm willing to join you on your mission, Whocares. ;)

Just let me and Hi no Seijin (if he wishes) be in command of the heavy artillery, and we will not fail you.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 08:11:27 PM
Well, I'll update my first post.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 08, 2006, 08:32:20 PM
awesome! Count me in. (shouldnt this be in the chat board so that it isnt concidered spam? :-\
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 08:39:48 PM
The topic is about destroying Tingle's military base through military operations, so we're not off topic. Also, do you want to control part of the army?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: iastreb on June 09, 2006, 12:07:19 AM
i want! ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Evilslayer on June 09, 2006, 05:19:37 AM
Do I get to torture him afterwards? I have some *original* ideas. :P
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 09:51:10 AM
iastreb: What part do you want? Evilslayer: He's not at the base, he's somewhere else. If we capture him, though, we can torture him by giving him infinite life but puting him to sleep for the rest of his life (forever) and making Freddy Krueger haunt his dreams, so his pain will be infinite!
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 09, 2006, 11:15:05 AM
Hey if im in cahrge of airforces, can we use maybe a few nukes after MagmarFire weakens the base with artillery? Nukes are fun to drop on people like Tingle and his evil cronies ;D

Whocares, how many nukes should we prepare for this operation?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Jack on June 09, 2006, 11:17:02 AM
Funny topic, but this is chatboard material.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: saria.. on June 09, 2006, 12:32:59 PM
And dont forget my kokiri warriors. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 09, 2006, 12:44:40 PM
talk to MagmarFire, hes in charge of artillery
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 12:48:46 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 08, 2006, 08:09:42 PM
I'm willing to join you on your mission, Whocares. ;)

Just let me and Hi no Seijin (if he wishes) be in command of the heavy artillery, and we will not fail you.
Glad to join you, MagmarFire. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 09, 2006, 03:06:37 PM
ive got a plan to kill tingle but it involves an empty bucket, a bucket of cement, a spider, a coconut,  a monkey wrench and a five foot man eating ant. ok, tingle leaves tingle island, and his brothers run away. tingle comes back and his brothers arent there. so then he climbs the ladder and sets off a trip wire thingie. the monkey wrench falls and fractures his empty, egg-shaped head and he is unconsious.then we put the spider on him, we get it angry and it bites him. he wakes up. so then we carve a hole in the coconut, and put it over his head, cutting off his oxygen supply. now we place the bucket over the coconut, so when he walks into stuff, it makes a loud bang type sound and his ears start to bleed. now we put him in the bucket of cement, and let it dry. once it dries the 5 ft man-eating ant tears out all vital organs. while he is dying, we throw him into the ocean to sink. what do you think? open to suggetsions. and evilbob i read your reply, im seeing wich one is more tortourous. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 03:16:58 PM
No nukes, and we're trying to destroy Tingle's military base, not kill Tingle! We're trying to destroy the main part of Tingle's army, so his "empire" will fall apart, and hopefully he'll be turned in by enimies of Tingle.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 03:20:06 PM
Out of curiousity, what empire?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: saria.. on June 09, 2006, 03:23:29 PM
Ill join.
Can i use my kokiri warrioirs to help destroy his evil empire and end his reign of terror. ;D
We kokirirs are arch enemys of tongle beacause he  disgraces kokirirs and their fairys. >:( >:(
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 03:24:42 PM
The empire Tingle conqured! The population is mostly Hylians, explaining how they nearly disappeared after OOT and TWW.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: saria.. on June 09, 2006, 03:26:07 PM
 >:( Tingles evil empire is gone for good.
*dances happly*

This call for a celbration.
Let celbrate at lon lon ranch :D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 03:27:15 PM
The operation takes place on July 27th, the same day Tingle came to power.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: saria.. on June 09, 2006, 03:28:29 PM
Can i be in charge of the kokiri warriors. :D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Whocares on June 09, 2006, 03:27:15 PM
The operation takes place on July 27th, the same day Tingle came to power.
Crud.  That's the day I was going to Japan to sneak back the Nintendo Wii. ;)
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 03:32:52 PM
Well, we have more than enough soldiers, so don't worry.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: saria.. on June 09, 2006, 03:33:57 PM
Can i spy on tingles evil plans with my kokiri spies>?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 03:36:07 PM
You can supply your soldiers if you want. People, hurry up and tell me what you want to control so we can plan his defeat.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 03:41:53 PM
I want to control the snipers.  I'm definitely sending my sniper squirrels, but they are snipers only, not the infantry or whatever military term should be used for the first people who go into a battle.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 09, 2006, 03:51:08 PM
im not gonna quote myself cus its to long, but CAN I KILL TINGLE NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?




[size=.92]please?[/size]
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 03:52:41 PM
Whocares won't allow it.  Sorry. :'(

Do it when he's not looking.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 09, 2006, 03:53:42 PM
 ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 03:57:46 PM
He's not at the base, as far as I know... wait, I was informed that Tingle will be there the day of the attack. I still won't allow it, because I plan to give him infinite torture. Tingle removed from the world and his miliatry destroyed means he's gone! Spleeeee!!!
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 09, 2006, 03:59:31 PM
can i atleast chew on his head?
[size=.002]please[/size]
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 04:00:51 PM
Well, I give you permission, but I'm not in charge.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 04:01:21 PM
You can.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 09, 2006, 04:03:31 PM
[size=2000]YES!!! VICTORY IS MINE!!! YARG!!!!!!!!![/size]
yarg is my word. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 04:08:41 PM
My word is SPLEEEEE!!!
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 04:20:51 PM
My phrase is "Then I got stuck in the desert."

No, I don't mean any desert in the Zelda series.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 04:22:15 PM
My phrase is "And everything went well until that camel exploded."
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 04:25:58 PM
Camels are funny creatures.  So are llamas.  There is this one picture of a llama that looks evil.  We should recruit that llama for Operation Seagull.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 04:26:43 PM
Did it.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 04:31:07 PM
 ???  But I didn't tell you where to get that particular llama. :o  You can read minds! *gasps*

;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 04:33:05 PM
I already knew about it before I told you guys on the sight about the operation.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2006, 04:36:21 PM
Wow.  You're good. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 04:39:29 PM
Yes, yes I am.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 09, 2006, 06:01:00 PM
I call infantry ;)
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 06:04:08 PM
Taken care of.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 09, 2006, 06:38:41 PM
No nukes??? :'( :'(
Ok then, ill just create regular bombs...ill make like 40. I'll also make many torpedos for crushing the outer walls.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 07:18:27 PM
Make 40 million, use the force.  ;)
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 09, 2006, 07:24:53 PM
The force is strong i  my family..i will creat a death star and use it on tingles many towers and military bases

No seriously, ill get those bombs started on the double

And is iastreb our navy leader??? ???
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 07:32:33 PM
Only if she asks in a week. After that, the operation will begin in training and blah blah blah.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 10, 2006, 01:47:38 PM
I will be ready very soon master...
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 04:35:05 PM
Yes, give in to my command.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 10, 2006, 05:14:48 PM
It's not so much that I'm giving in to your command.  It's just that I'm bored and I hate Tingle. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 10, 2006, 07:08:45 PM
Hey, we need a date to attack the island. How bout sometime in july ,catch them off guard when they party during the summer.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 10, 2006, 07:42:05 PM
Hey! As a sabatage attempt, we should increase the intensity of UV radiation in the sun's rays when they party, but only in their area. Therefore, they will be in too much pain to even pick up a pistol! ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 08:59:19 PM
Actually, I was going to send Deckoy Ships to a smaller base away from the Island we're really landing on, then use submarines to blockade the base once reinforcements arrive on that island.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 10, 2006, 09:00:26 PM
Hey, that works well, too! Surrounding the enemy... Awesome! ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 09:07:21 PM
That's what happened in Stalingrad, and that one victory changed the course of the war on the Allied side.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 11, 2006, 07:40:09 AM
Ok, so we creat super strong UV rays,surrround them with subs AND SHIPS, then bring in the heavy artileery and gun them all down?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 11, 2006, 10:42:12 AM
In the event of survivors, my sniper squirrels will shoot any that manage to get past the blockade. ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 11, 2006, 01:45:39 PM
YES!!! Send the sniper squirrels!!!
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 11, 2006, 07:31:17 PM
My banana-eating scarabs will assist you! :)
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 12, 2006, 08:19:31 AM
Sniper squirrels and banana eating scarabs...tingle doesnt stand a chance!!! :D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 12, 2006, 10:22:13 AM
Sure doesn't, huh? ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 11:40:03 AM
Hey, what kind of rifles does your sniper squirrels have? ???
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 12, 2006, 12:09:01 PM
ak-47's
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 03:21:08 PM
Oh, yeah! Our victory is assured! ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 12, 2006, 05:05:23 PM
Also, youmay bring aboard a few rocket launchers.... ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 05:23:16 PM
Hmm... The ones that create fissures in the atoms that their energy hits?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: alex on June 12, 2006, 07:13:52 PM
you know, even with sniper squirrels, and banana eating scarabs, and heavy artillery, i dont think you can beat him. you need one more thing...
FLESH EATING STUFFED ANIMALS
so, what do ya say...
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 13, 2006, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 12, 2006, 11:40:03 AM
Hey, what kind of rifles does your sniper squirrels have? ???
Actually, I don't have AK-47's.  The rifles date back from the American Revolution.  But I modified them with clips. ;D

:o  Flesh-eating stuffed animals?  Eh, why not?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 13, 2006, 08:17:42 AM
what about killer whales? ;D (technically orcas but same difference!) those things are EVIL!!!! THEY TORTURE THEIR FOOD FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!!(poor penguins  :'()
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 13, 2006, 11:34:07 AM
ues, the rockets that create fissuree in atoms..

Stuufed animal that eat you is good,but how about we trick tingle with a flesh eating FAIRY??? HAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 13, 2006, 12:15:58 PM
That is freaking awesome!  Let's do it! :P
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Anju on June 13, 2006, 04:10:27 PM
Count me in! ;DWho's bringing war paint?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 14, 2006, 07:54:58 AM
Green or black, anybody? :D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 14, 2006, 10:52:09 AM
I'll bring red paint.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 14, 2006, 11:14:34 AM
ill bring yellow ;D
Oh, and the fairy needs to be painted too
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MagmarFire on June 14, 2006, 07:27:38 PM
Hey, we can use it for our headlights! :D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 15, 2006, 08:59:26 AM
Come on people, choose your possissions in the army before Sunday.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 15, 2006, 09:00:36 AM
Oh ya, a new member has a Tingle avatar!  :o :o :o :o :o :o Still hate these smilies.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 15, 2006, 11:21:52 AM
the tingle avatr must be destroyed :-X :-X
ok so well use a painted fairy as a headlight for us, then use it to eat tingles flesh?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Anju on June 15, 2006, 04:42:35 PM
Great!I'll get Hyoi pears.It's called operation seagull!You can control a seagull with a Hyoi pear.We'll need extra too,for emergencies or back up.About 50-60?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 15, 2006, 05:57:13 PM
hm.....tokeep it on the safe side anju, bring like 80
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 15, 2006, 06:17:46 PM
80 million, really. Don't worry, I already have 79,999,994 pears.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Goosey on June 15, 2006, 07:08:05 PM
I think that I entered the wrong chat....
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 15, 2006, 07:18:27 PM
Soldiers, capture him before he gets away. ......... He's captured.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: MasterKeyX on June 16, 2006, 11:22:30 AM
Boy, did you ever enter the wrong chat Goosey LOLOLOLOL ;D
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2006, 11:25:55 AM
He's now my dipped in acid slave.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 16, 2006, 11:59:41 AM
can i chew on his head now?
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2006, 12:01:31 PM
He's not Tingle, but sure.
Title: Re:Operation Seagull
Post by: dragon lord on June 16, 2006, 12:03:33 PM
YAY!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D