I'll start.
Why is the sky blue?
Because Leonardo Da Vinci painted it that way. The sky was originally red (it is supposed to be red, but the reflection of water in the air makes it blue). Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither. Both of them poped out of the space-time continuum. Why do you think we ask that question?
We have nothing better to do. Why does Everybody Hate Chris? (It's from a TV show called Everybody Hates Chris)
I have no opinion, but my imaginary friend has him tied down to her bed. :P
What have I got in my pocket? (Why, yes, that is from The Hobbit)
A chocolate bar, which melted in your pocket. Why did Jack make these smilies. I hate them.
have you read "the soddit" and "bored of the rings"?
WHATS MY REAL NAME!!!!!! ;D
i know what is stupid >:( ganon most hes the king of stupid ;D :D
You have to ask another question in your post. So I'll restart.
Why does everybody love Raymond?
Because everybody hates Chris, so they must love Raymond.
Do all roads lead to Rome?
No, because roads in the Americas are separated from Rome by oceans. Why does a raccoon explode when you put a sombraro on it.
Because the raccoons start to party too hard.
Why can't politicians not mudsling?
Whocares says who cares what they say, we voted for idiots.
Because it's an addiction.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man.
Quote from: Gamefreak on June 15, 2006, 02:10:04 PM
You have to ask another question in your post. So I'll restart.
Why does everybody love Raymond?
cause ganon is gay with him :D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Gamefreak on June 16, 2006, 09:57:42 AM
Because it's an addiction.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man.
none cus hes already a man.
who let the dogs out?
Hoo, Hoo let the dogs out. It was Hoo.
Can UFO's fly?
30
Why is the grass green?
Because it isn't blue.
What is 10 x 3?
Uh... *counts on fingers* 3.5 zillion. ;D
What have I done to deserve this!? :'(
not respecting your a1 steak sauce.yum! *starts drooling uncontrollably*
what happened to atlantis?
Because they were all ancient. they couldnt keep up with the times, so they never bought cloud insurance. (Family Guy) Whatever happened to robot jones?
I fed him to wolfos.
how many licks does it take to get to the tosie roll center of a totsie pop?
One, Two, Three *CRUNCH!* THREE
why do humans think they are the dominat species?
[size=2000]CUS THERE NOT!!!!![/size] >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
because they build the biggest ugliest planet ruining stuff!
[size=2000]EXACTLY!!!![/size]
if i were you then who would be me?
the me that was me before you were me! :-X
If grass was blue and the sky was green, would it rain muffins
no it would rain chocolate cake.
what do you do when you live in a shoe and you aint got no sole?
Kick it to boot and live in a dang house
What would you do for a Kondike bar?
screw the that idea of getting one
What's going to happen when we go to war with China?
It would rain japanise people
Then who would run Nintendo?
TDC would
Hooray!
can rats eat a lion
Only if they're really really hungry.
Can a hamburger eat a hot dog?
No, because the hot dog ate the hamburger.
Will the insanity ever end?
Depends. Will your best friend pass all of his silly exams?
He graduated, didn't he? :D
Will Jeff Foxworthy be guilty of making people laugh to death?
I can't tell you because I am dead.
What is the color of death?
People say black, but they're wrong. It's pink. :P
Do birds explode when they eat instant rice?
They do if there's soy sauce in it.
What's the square root of infinity?
It's the same as the square root of negative infinity.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
A wookchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D
Do you laugh in the face of evil?
i do it every time i joke around with my cousin!
if weebil wobble why dont they fall down?
They have a low center of gravity.
Will you take my bath for me?
Okay! Mudbaths are always the best ones to take! :P JK.
Who's more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows?
The wise man following them. :P
Is a;osghlak really necessary?
No
Why did the chipmunk cross the road?
to get revenge on the squirrel throwin acorns at him.
what would you do if you were in a tiny room with a pack of deadly veloci raptors? (this should be good! :D)
Nothing. They know I'm their master and that I can kill them all if they even think about harming me.
Should I?
Yes you should, go get those monsters.
Is TP coming this fall? :P
what is light?
A channel of electricity from your local Power station.
What do think MF
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 20, 2006, 10:37:50 AM
Nothing. They know I'm their master and that I can kill them all if they even think about harming me.
Should I?
i no im getting off topic bit Hi no Seijin, YOU AINT THE MASTER, (i hate that words meaning right now.*shudder.) OF RAPTORS!!!! thats me!
Why does chicken taste so good?
Because it can...
Why is the light so bright?
Because it's not dark.
(I think?)
Why is Rachet and Clank so COOOOL!
Because Qwark isn't.
Who would win in a fight, Me or Sephiroth.
You,
Why does a hampster run in a wheel?
cus it cant run in a box
what do people got against kanolies?
Because they're not good, Just kidding, I love kanolies
why put a frog in a blender?
because you can dip your french fries in it :D
Why did people make TV?
They wanted to see "The Game".
If I was a tough cookie, what kind of cookie would I be.
a tough one.(?)
why cant i think of a stupid question to ask?
Because it would be sooo dumb, we wouldn't possibly be able to fathom it.
Is that a stupid answer to a stupid question?
i............... guess
about how much yang does yin contain?
(yang is the white part)
None. You've been lied to.
Does this dress make by butt look big?
The fact that you're in a dress is apalling.
Why is that such a disturbing thought?
i dont think you want to know. ;)
if yin contains no yang than that would mean yang contains no yin, ant the balance of yin and yang would be destroyed so woulndt that mean the world is ruled by chaos?
Yes,
Whats a tiger?
a tiger.
why must i constantly endure evil peoples?
Because you can,
Whats the square root of 4?
8
what know-nothing would spoil a cookie with the doohickies of a rabbit? are the doohickies up to something?
ok ok, if your sooo smart, what state do i live in??
hmmmmm?? o cant answer that one can ya!
Idaho!
Does she live in Idaho?
WRONG! i do not live in idaho
Texas, Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, california? Does she live there?
nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope... tee hee*
in any one of the us that does not include:Texas, Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, california, or Idaho.
am i right?
Maybe, How about Oklahoma? yes you told me i know. Hahahahah... This could take awhile...hahahahah
awww! we were having so much fun! and yes, i am from oklahoma....
hey who lives in indiana???? we have farms up there....
we go there like 2 times a year. our farms are in dana
(dont think i spelled it right)
What is the capital of USA?
A U of coarse
Whats the name of the Dad in the Simpson's?
What is the cure for death?
Life?
What's the baseball team for Detroit?
The Pistons.
Whats Zelda?
A man was going to Maine at a gas stop he saw a man, the man had 5 wives. Each wife had 10 bags and each bag had 20 cat. How many people (bag count) are going to Rhode Island
none, cos I nuked Rhode Island! ;D ;) DONT ARREST ME, paranoid people...
..........DUH? :-\
Ok.
Was Rome built in a day?I think not!
The 1 inch scale model of Rome was built in a day. :P
Will the hindlegs ever catch up with the hindlegs?
What? :-X :o
Precisely. :P
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
A dog? A Cat? any other animal with 4 legs.
Actually, the answer is man (or for you politically correct people [what a load of tosh], human). Morning is infancy, where a baby crawls on all fours. Afternoon is childhood through adulthood, where people walk on two legs. And evening is old age, where some people use a cane, which acts as a third leg. Man, you would've died if you went against the Sphinx. :(
Slasdf aldf asd sld lLskdf?
Ok, I get the first part, but I have no clue what you said after that?
The Slasdf aldf asd sld lLskdf thing? That was the point.
It's a word in haylin
It means "a hyperactive monkey sat on my face while eating a banana!"
Why do monkeys like bannannas?
because they can't afford chocolate.
How young can you die of old age?
50.
Why does Link wear green cloths?
because his hero is Peter Pan
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
No
If Link lost his shield in a fight, would he die?
probably
If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
Because they eat alot
Why are sharks mean.
because their mommys didn't love them.
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
Because ones metal, and the other is electric.
Why are dolphines fast?
Why Aren't Dolphins fast.
Why doesn't reality T.V depict actual reality.
because actual reality is too unbeleiveable
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
sailed.
Where does Link put all his items?
Destroyed the time-space continuum. :P
Who let the keese out?
Ok, you lost me, what are you trying to say?
That was a case of bad timing, but it's still funny.
What are you trying to say?
Im asking you what you said.
Is Zelda the best game known to man kind, and some known to monkeys?
According to the monkeys, yes.
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?
In the wishing well
Whats the most amount of Rupees you've earned?
-302
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Give us PIE!
Where does Link hold all his items.
In his head.It's pretty empty in there.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Yep
If you bought a playstation, what kind would it be?
PS9853023
Why are there so many Playstations?
cause game-thing 3000 dosen't have the same ring to it.
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Where wouldn't we be?
Why do I keep answering questions like this?
because this game is stupid yet too fun to resist.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
It was Carrottop''s.
Why would Carrottop have any role in this?
Because he can.
A double negative cancels out in math. Why does it have to be the same for English? Why can't having the second negative emphasize the first one?
Because the English community is a jerk.
Why is plasma so dangerous? :P
Because it's hot!
Why does this: ô_ô¬ Rule?
cus it can.
how come a tiger has striped skin and a zebra doesnt?
Because the tiger is more related to my striped sweater than the zebra is.
Why do I feel empty inside?
'cos I gutted you like a fish! knife goes in, guts come out!
Ew! You're disgusting! :P
How many cookies are in my mouth right now?
how many aren't in your mouth?
Why do i rock?
Because green hair does that to you.
What am I even talking about?
The three days i had green hair.
Why don't i rock as much as i should?
Your absence of green hair.
Would Sephiroth look wierd with green hair?
Yes, he would rock more.
Should i make my hair green again?
No, you should make it blue.
Why does Link wear green?
Because green is the new black
O RLY?
YA RLY!
SRSLY?
NOWAY
:P
Yes!
Why????????
Because.
What is the square root of pi?
alot
Why is my life boring?
Verb. It's what you do.
Please don't stop my descent into insanity; I'm quite enjoying it.
Why are you enjoying it? :P
Because no one does. :P
Why not?
Because we said so. :P
How's the weather?
More boring than my life.
As hot as the First Circle of Hell from Dante's The Inferno.
Did any Gibdoes visit Egypt?
Not yet; I have to send them there first. :P
Why are diamonds hard?
Because they're not easy.
Why is talc soft?
Because it was commanded so.
Why don't atheists just let us Christians say God?
because they are robots!
How come Cyclopes have only one eye?
cuz the other is on vaction
what's in the egg howl?
Oak.
Why is rock hard?
Because cotton is softer.
Why did I just jump off that cliff?
So you could get to the bottom and ask that question.
I wonder...
Why did I climb back up the cliff?
You forgot your bungee cord. :P
Who is...Kyle...GH? (Just to let you know, this is a mockery of ABC Family's new show Kyle XY. Come on, ABC Family, say, "Who is Kyle XY?" a little more mysteriously >:( )