Why did the tiger cross the road?
either:
to get to the other side
or: to eat everybody over there!
No, it was because the prices at 7 11 were on sell. Hehehe.
A dog goes into a post office, buys some paper to send a telegraoh and on the paper he writes: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof. He gives it to the assistant who says "You have only written 9 words, you can send 10 for the same price".
The dog says "thats silly, it wouldn't make any sense"
A person working on this story right, and the guy writes, Why is the Grass Green, and then the writter goes, no no that stupid, he would never say that, and then the writter goes, unless I tell him to. And then he starts to write what he said before.
Try to answer this riddle.
O RLY?
Thats a riddle? O Realy? Is that the answer.
this joke is rather mature:
A boy is sent to bed by his babysitter.
Boy: My mommy always reads me a story.
Babysitter: OK
Boy: My mommy usually comes into bed with me.
Babysitter: OK
Boy: My mommy usually turns out the lights
Babysitter: Err... OK
Boy: My mommy usually takes off her clothes.
Babysitter: *you have a freaky mom kid* Um.. er.. OK
Boy: My mommy usually lets me put my finger in her belly button
Babysitter: O...k *starts reading* Wait, thats not my belly button!
Boy: Thats not my finger either ;D
Rather, I don't think jack would like that.
whos jack?
1. The answer to my joke is YA RLY!
2. I'm not sure if you could get away with that here, newby.
:o :o :o :o Um lets see, he's only the creator of Desert Colossus, or was that another joke, because your starting to scare me...
no joke im new here
What if that's what you want us to think.
O....M....M....Y...Y...G...O..D... You must be new, when did you sign up? And you can go to the members list to see who he is. Im quite new here, and even I know who Jack is, he's quiet funny, sometimes.
Back on Topic... Just the fact that you don't know who the heck jack is, I thought it was a Joke, or you were speaking sarcasticly.
Are you talking about me or Newby? because I've talked with Jack quite a few times.
you guys are being retarded.
1. I was talking to Newby
2. Its the Joke Center is it not.
3. I don't like people who call me names.
i wasnt calling you a name i was describing you. If i was calling you a name I'd say retard
Yeah, but insulting other users is against the rules.
A GF if I call you by your User Name is that insulting?
Obviously not, do you think I wouldn't name myself gamefreak without expecting others to call me so?
That was Kind of a Joke.
Quote from: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:38:38 PM
you guys are being retarded.
your pushing it newbkyng.
1) No profanity. (even though it was funny
2) No insulting board members
3) thats 2 warnings on one topic
Should I lock this Topic?
You can't lock a topic that isn't yours. That power falls down to mods and Jack.
A duck walks into a post office and says " Do you have any corn?".
The post office assistant says " No we dont have any corn"
The next day the duck goes in again and says " Do you have any corn?"
The post office assistant says " No we dont have any corn" In a slightly angry voice.
The next day the duck comes in and says " Do you have any corn?"
The post office assistant shouts "NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY CORN IF YOU ASK THAT AGAIN I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE COUNTER!!!!!"
The next day the duck goes into the post office and says " Do you have any nails?"
The post office assistant says "No"
The duck says " do you have any corn?"
HAHAHA
Quote from: Gamefreak on June 21, 2006, 10:43:50 AM
You can't lock a topic that isn't yours. That power falls down to mods and Jack.
Actually I started this topic.
Oh, well it seems to be pulling itself together, so I wouldn't lock it.
Ok, I'll keep it going, just as long as everyone keeps the jokes funny, not sick.
Quote from: JDog on June 20, 2006, 04:05:57 PM
A GF if I call you by your User Name is that insulting?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh..
Why thank you, I love making people laugh.
you should have said "thank you, thank you very much." ;D
But im Homer Simpson I not suppose to be that friendly, see my signature.
and?
I think he's implying something like, WHY YOU LITTLE----
lol ;D
And then grabes neck, and stangles. ;D
strangles me?
you do realize who i am? LOOK AT MY AVATAR!
That was from the Simpsons.
i know.
And I was finishing GF's joke.
So this girl walkes up to these kids and her son has this pirate things on, and starts poking this kid with his "Sword", and then the kid goes, RRRR maty walk the Plank, RRRRR. The other kid goes hey m'am is this your son. The girl goes yeah so. The boy goes, could you say something. THe girl goes, yeah keep it down would you, my sons trying to play Pirate. and then the boy goes, well i see were the boy gets his boyish charm, and the girl goes, listen you, and the other boy goes, OK YOU WANNA TUSSLE?
thats from drake and josh,i think :-\
my hair may be wack i can cover it up with a hat
but ur broke and your fat thers no hat for that
;D
LOL, that was funny ;D
its my job to make people laugh or own other people :)
i got one im not races so dont get the wrong idea, here it is, a mexican tries to cross the border the guard says you can only get through is to make a sentence with the words green, yellow, and pink so he goes " green,green,green i pinked up the phone and said yellow"
Actualy, that was pritty funny.