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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:35:40 PM

Title: ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:35:40 PM
im pretty smart lets see if i can answer your questions
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Gamefreak on June 20, 2006, 03:36:18 PM
I'm putting this disclaimer here so this won't be a one word response.

Why?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:37:29 PM
uhh i dunno why not
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Post by: JDog on June 20, 2006, 03:38:38 PM
Do you know who Jack Is? Just Kidding. I already know you don't know...
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Post by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:40:38 PM
yes i do you guys were already being retards about it
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Post by: JDog on June 20, 2006, 03:43:59 PM
Sorry I won't bring it up any more...

Whats the Square root of 97?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:50:01 PM
roughly 9 point 8
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Post by: JDog on June 20, 2006, 03:51:14 PM
I see...

Whats Capital of Washington State?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:53:09 PM
olympia i think. no fair im canadian
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Post by: JDog on June 20, 2006, 03:53:51 PM
Then whats the population of Toronto?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 04:03:03 PM
4,558,000 roughly
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Post by: JDog on June 20, 2006, 04:05:02 PM
Whats the Capatal of Ontario?
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Post by: dragon lord on June 20, 2006, 08:12:23 PM
Quote from: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:53:09 PM
olympia i think. no fair im canadian
YOUR CANADIAN!?!?!?!?! WHY DONT YOU NONCOMPOOPS HAV REAL BACON????(sorry about the insult) ITS HAM FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!! well i guess in canada it would be considered bacon, but it is technically canadian bacon so i guess that it doesnt really count. sorry forget i said anything! wait, then what is the point of this post? ill have to get back to you on that. ;)
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 20, 2006, 08:29:33 PM
if your smart, then answer this.
Why do police fight the very thing that keeps them employed? :-X
question 2
oxygen fules fire, but a single gust of wing blows out a candle
question 3
what does nothing look like?
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 21, 2006, 05:07:32 AM
Go ZV. ;D

I have a question.  If you're pretty smart, then why don't you use proper capitalization?  (Sorry if it seems like an attack.)
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 21, 2006, 08:06:55 AM
zv, 1. to make the world a better place
2. its the force that extinguishes the fire
3. nothing, lol
hns, im lazy

so ha  :P

Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Gamefreak on June 21, 2006, 09:14:52 AM
Here's one I got in Chemistry.

Oxygen is flammable, Hydrogen is flammable.  But if you put 2 Hydrogen atoms and 1 Oxygen atom together, you get water which puts out fire.  

How can that be?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 21, 2006, 09:43:54 AM
Whats the population of Onterio.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 21, 2006, 10:54:33 PM
one last question. If you can acurately answer this, i will aknoledge you as pretty darn smart.

Question: Why?
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Post by: Gamefreak on June 22, 2006, 03:40:13 AM
Actually, I asked that in my first post ZV.
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Post by: iastreb on June 22, 2006, 07:55:16 AM
where's my underwear??? ;D
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 22, 2006, 08:09:05 AM
jdog, i can't read your typo.
same for you iastreb.
ZV, I want to stamp out Ezlo  ;D
and gamefreak, you've got me at chemistry i guess  ???
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 22, 2006, 09:44:21 AM
ok lest see if you can get this,
about how much does king kong weigh?

(and dont say he aint real, i know that, but if he were real)





[size=-20000]remember, hes a silver back.[/size]
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Gamefreak on June 22, 2006, 09:48:45 AM
A question as old as time itself.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 22, 2006, 11:03:16 AM
even i could answer that!
the answer is, wood chucks cant chuck wood, but apparently a couple of bears could chuck an suv ful of wood! ;D
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 11:09:29 AM
Funny, ok then whats the Population of Canada?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 22, 2006, 03:21:27 PM
dragon lord, it depends. in the original, he was a stop motion puppet. So a couple of pounds. In the 70's flick he was a guy in a gorilla suit. So like 200 pounds. In the latest one he was computerized, so only the amount of memory it took to hold his image. So like a gram.
jdog, about 33 million (give or take)
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Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 03:25:41 PM
Wow, your almost as smart as MagmarFire, Whats the population of Mexico?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 22, 2006, 03:36:05 PM
 ;D thank you!
100 mil (give or take as always)
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 03:42:08 PM
How many TV channles are there?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 22, 2006, 03:48:52 PM
 :-X
crap
um, I'll say like 5000?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 22, 2006, 04:01:09 PM
close, 25,000
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 22, 2006, 04:02:49 PM
im not a tv person  8)
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Post by: dragon lord on June 22, 2006, 04:07:48 PM
KING KONG RULES!!!
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Post by: newbkyng on June 22, 2006, 04:17:11 PM
that seemed pointless.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 22, 2006, 04:18:18 PM
no its the truth.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 05:28:14 PM
Back on topic, what was the first movie made called?
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Post by: Gamefreak on June 23, 2006, 05:20:43 AM
The first movie with a story was the Great Train Robbery.
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Post by: iastreb on June 23, 2006, 06:09:07 AM
ok, do you now how is called the King of Hyrule in OoT? :)
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 23, 2006, 08:12:58 AM
that all made zero sense.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 23, 2006, 08:15:39 AM
exactly. (sorry iastreb)
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Post by: JDog on June 23, 2006, 10:31:22 AM
I think he ment Who is the King of  Hyrule in OOT?
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Post by: lil_lady_link on June 23, 2006, 08:04:30 PM
Me of course dearies.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 23, 2006, 08:05:27 PM
Why you?
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Post by: lil_lady_link on June 23, 2006, 08:29:52 PM
b/c I own your azz....:)
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Post by: JDog on June 23, 2006, 08:30:42 PM
I think I own my own.
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Post by: lil_lady_link on June 23, 2006, 08:31:42 PM
not quite.
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Post by: JDog on June 23, 2006, 08:34:50 PM
What do you mean?
Back on Topic, Newbkying, whats the capital of Canada?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:34:17 PM
Ottawa. I mean, we learn that in kindergarten.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 09:36:37 PM
Quote from: newbkyng on June 20, 2006, 03:35:40 PM
im pretty smart lets see if i can answer your questions
Who will win the war dragon lord or me
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 24, 2006, 09:38:01 PM
me, how many tomes do i have to say it? COMPARED TO ME WHEN IM ANGRY YOU ARE MORTAL!
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Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 09:39:43 PM
*sigh* whatever
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Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:43:18 PM
I will join Dragon Lord's army. Since I am the invincible Bowser from Paper Mario you must travel to many different worlds to collect 7 star spirits to break my invincibility. I'm sorry, I just love Paper Mario.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 09:45:21 PM
*wipes BBQ sauce from lip* ;D
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:47:41 PM
Ganon you will die now. KAMMY KOOPA, ATTACK!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: dragon lord on June 24, 2006, 09:48:09 PM
a1 is better pick-axe head!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 09:49:57 PM
U just got punked
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Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:50:26 PM
actually, you're getting on my nerves now too. DIE! SUPER MAGIC UNSTOPPABLE BOWSER ATACK! :D
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Post by: dragon lord on June 24, 2006, 09:51:48 PM
eat this! unleashes an attack that is too powerfull for the puny human mind to comprehend!
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Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 09:52:06 PM
Retarded hahahahahahahahaha.....and ha ;D
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Post by: dragon lord on June 24, 2006, 09:53:25 PM
ill make a topic on this too!
dragon lord v.s. ganon war!
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Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:54:05 PM
dudes, I'm invincible. JACK, HELP ME OUT! THESE GUYS AREN'T FOLLOWING THE RESTRAINING ORDER YOU GAVE THEM!
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 24, 2006, 09:55:56 PM
This will happen alot, get use to it. Would you like something to eat while you watch it happen?  :P
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Post by: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 08:15:23 AM
yes I would like a double tall non fat light cream vanilla latte or some crazier thing from Starbucks.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 26, 2006, 08:22:43 AM
Ok back on topic, Whats the square root of 500?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 08:27:23 AM
22.3
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Post by: JDog on June 26, 2006, 08:28:43 AM
Realy, Whats the capital of Michigan?
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Post by: Gamefreak on June 26, 2006, 11:30:50 AM
Lansing.  Oh yeah go me!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 26, 2006, 11:41:38 AM
Its not you whos suppose to answer.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Gamefreak on June 26, 2006, 11:43:37 AM
Well I decided I wanted too.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 26, 2006, 12:04:57 PM
Ok, we shouldn't be here unless Newbkying or what ever his name is, is here.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 26, 2006, 12:37:10 PM
What is my last name?

Oh yeah! answer that one!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 03:18:07 PM
First, whats  your dads last name?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: JDog on June 26, 2006, 03:19:00 PM
How old am I? Without looking at my profile.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 03:20:20 PM
Unfortunalely, I've looked at your profile before, I was trying to get in to a topic you started and cicked your name instead. 16.

No more personal questions, I'm not psychic.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 26, 2006, 04:21:25 PM
Quote from: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 03:18:07 PM
First, whats  your dads last name?

I cannot disclose that.

Heres a good one: Why don't you like my avatar/signature?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: MagmarFire on June 26, 2006, 04:27:04 PM
I believe he told you already, and I wouldn't recommend pushing it. You don't want to inadvertantly start an argument.

What's the highest-grossing, classicly-animated movie in North America?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 28, 2006, 03:45:48 PM
Classically-animated?? I'm 12, I was born into the world of 3-d animation. I have no referance whatsoever to classic.
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Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
Yeah, I suppose that was a tough one.

Here's another: When you hear the words "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!" what do you do?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 28, 2006, 03:55:12 PM
Realize that getting mad at the TV will do nothing, so I send hundreds of complaint e-mails to Nintendo.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Gamefreak on June 28, 2006, 06:09:29 PM
I've got one newbyking.


What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by: greeny on June 29, 2006, 06:29:01 AM
how me charecters are ther in super smash excluding
secret charecthers? :-\
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Post by: JDog on June 29, 2006, 06:30:41 AM
Who are the 3 main characters in Kingdom Hearts?
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Post by: newbkyng on June 29, 2006, 08:30:23 AM
1. I don't like Klondikes.
2. You mean how many you start with? 14. There are 11 secrets, 25 guys altogether.
3. Its either Sora Donald and Goofy or Sora Kairi and Rikku. I can never tell which one they mean  :'(
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Post by: Acetaeon on June 29, 2006, 08:33:40 AM
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Post by: JDog on June 29, 2006, 08:34:06 AM
Gosh, your smart.
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Post by: greeny on June 29, 2006, 08:56:43 AM
i didnt think u would know
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Post by: newbkyng on June 29, 2006, 05:52:24 PM
only the best for dirty dishes!
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Post by: Rev Rabies on June 29, 2006, 06:14:09 PM
if a train left boston at 11pm and another train left san fransico at 6pm at what point would they collide and what's the name of the colbert report eagle?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on June 29, 2006, 08:00:57 PM
They would never collide, they are on different tracks. Also, I told you I don't like the Colbert Report.
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Post by: Acetaeon on June 29, 2006, 08:06:01 PM
Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
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Post by: greeny on June 29, 2006, 08:17:04 PM
u force me to to bring out my smurt side:
if a drop(s) of water leaks from the roof of a house once an hour.and evry day the number of drops multiply by 3.how many drops will have fallen by the
50thday?if the first day was a drop an hour.
there is no way u can get that right!
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Post by: Gamefreak on June 30, 2006, 05:35:23 AM
Truthinite, we've established that newbyking does not like the report.  Just leave the subject alone with him.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on June 30, 2006, 07:22:09 AM
he claims to know all, i must test his knowledge!
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Post by: Gamefreak on June 30, 2006, 08:36:09 AM
Just drop it.  It's apparently a touchy subject between you two.
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Post by: newbkyng on June 30, 2006, 09:07:50 AM
greeny, it's not smart to ask a question you din't know the answer to. If that was true I'm a freaking genius! If a train travels at 120mph and the nearest stop is 400miles away, what is the price of a donut on the snack car? OHH I'M A GENIUS!! It don't work like that.
Because banks know you can't steal anything, and so they put the least valuable things on strings to say 'HA! YOU CAN'T EVEN STEAL A PEN FROM ME!'
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Post by: Rev Rabies on June 30, 2006, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on June 30, 2006, 08:36:09 AM
Just drop it.  It's apparently a touchy subject between you two.

I don't care if he don't like it, i'm testing his knowledge.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 02:36:20 PM
jesus...
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Post by: Rev Rabies on July 01, 2006, 02:44:21 PM
if that is a answer to my question it's wrong, no offense.

The name of the colbert report eagle is liberty
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Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 02:45:03 PM
no it wasn't, I was referring to the fact that you are being weird
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Post by: Rev Rabies on July 01, 2006, 02:50:20 PM
Ok, i'm wierd all the time so it is something you will get used too, and please avoid the one worders.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 02:54:07 PM
Don't worry, I am.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on July 01, 2006, 03:05:53 PM
Good, i don't want anyone disliking me!

Now hopefully we can get back on topic?

If you tie a coconut to a swallow will it be able to fly (all british members will get my ref.)
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 03:38:34 PM
How big is the coconut? How big is the swallow?
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Post by: Rev Rabies on July 01, 2006, 05:35:25 PM
You find that out.

I don't remember the quote exactly because sadly i've only seen the movie once, i hope to get my own copy for christmas.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 07:00:13 PM
WHAT?!?
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Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 06:45:29 AM
i'm talking about monty python and the holy grail, my question was from the movie... Very funny!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: mom on July 02, 2006, 09:53:54 AM
 :-X

listen up little hershey squirts
i am MOM!  
The Big Hershey Squirt
One of you belong to me....


the swallow may fly south with the sun if!!!!
it's an african swallow
which doesn't migrate
its wings must beat 43 times per minute
to carry a one pound coconut  

NOW GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 10:00:32 AM
Thank you very much for that answer.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: mom on July 02, 2006, 10:07:00 AM
Greeny & Newbkyng:

on the 10th day 472,393 drops of water will have fallen..

but where?





Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: mom on July 02, 2006, 10:08:32 AM
you are so welcome sweet cheeks...i am not your mother...
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 10:11:05 AM
1.Please don't call me that, the name's Sephiroth, or for my fan girls Sephy

2.You double posted, do not do that.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: mom on July 02, 2006, 10:17:13 AM
sephy the world would be a better place is all were as smart and handsome as you - and efficient for cleaning up the double dose of dookie...

over and out MOM
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Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 10:21:17 AM
Ok now you just seem to be spamming, now get back on topic please

Newbkyng, What is the air speed of an african swallow?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Gamefreak on July 02, 2006, 12:13:45 PM
Why can't I catch em' all in Pokemon?
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: newbkyng on July 02, 2006, 02:02:38 PM
BECAUSE YOU SUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 02:17:19 PM
If you shoot a mime do you need a silencer?
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Post by: newbkyng on July 02, 2006, 03:19:44 PM
Ya, unless you are using the mime's gun.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 04:41:36 PM
But why, only mimes care about mimes, the cops would just say meh.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 02, 2006, 04:52:31 PM
you are rowing your canoe through the river, when a wheel falls off. How many coconuts will it take to make the tree fizz? Answer that, and you are truly a genius.
Title: Re:ASK ME
Post by: Rev Rabies on July 02, 2006, 04:54:18 PM
Canoes don't have wheels so you don't need to make anything.
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Post by: newbkyng on July 02, 2006, 05:29:31 PM
Police will not care about the murdered mime, but they will want to solve a murder to be able to guest-star on CSI.