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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 01:05:34 PM

Title: The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 01:05:34 PM
What do you think about the simpsons, I love the Simpsons, as you can see.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Nabooru on June 23, 2006, 08:59:28 PM
I have been banned  of watching two shows my whole life one is simpsons one is barney.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 23, 2006, 09:13:49 PM
Yes.  That show is pretty funny.

Banned by whom?
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 24, 2006, 05:31:43 AM
Simpsons Rules! my favorite episode is when Homer works for Mr.Scorpio
M.S.:Homer, which country do you like least France or Italy?
Homer:Uhhh, France.
M.S.:Heh, noone ever says Italy.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 24, 2006, 11:37:51 AM
Yes, Simpsons is among my most favorite T.V shows.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: alical on June 24, 2006, 11:56:54 AM
I love The Simpsons but the channel I have that shows it only shows old episodes now!
I like the one with N*Sync
Word!
Old school!
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 24, 2006, 12:01:29 PM
I liked the one with sideshowbob and homer had to change they're last names to the thompsons and the one when homer was a body guard for the mayor.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 24, 2006, 12:06:02 PM
The episodes you're refering to are

1) the one with Sideshow bob is called "Cape Feare"

2) the episode with Homer being the Mayor's bodyguard is called "Mayored to the mob".

I liked Mark Hammil's performance in Mayored to the Mob.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 24, 2006, 02:41:30 PM
Yeah, who knew he had a scence of humor? Luke I am your father. Nooooooo.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 24, 2006, 03:56:27 PM
Of course he had a sense of humor.

Mark: Homer use the For----
Homer: The Force?
Mark: No, use the Forks!
Homer:oh.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 24, 2006, 04:55:53 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Forks, I remember that part now. Homer is such an Idiot.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 24, 2006, 04:58:24 PM
Homer: I'm here for you Mr. Mayor, you too Mr. Hammil.
Mark: Homer, I've twisted my ankle, you go on without me.
Homer:NEVER!
Homer takes them both outside.
Mark: Wow, thanks Homer I really appreciate that.(starts walking away)
Homer: Hey, I thought you said you twisted your ankle.
Mark: Oh yeah.......Well you see the thing about that is......(Runs away)
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 24, 2006, 05:40:41 PM
Didn't homer kick a bounch of people on his way through the crowd?
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 24, 2006, 05:48:53 PM
Yes, and it is at this time, that I would like to do some classic phone gags.

Moe: Moe's Tavern
Bart: Hello, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.
Moe: Hold on I'll check, Hey is ther Amanda Hugginkiss here?  Hey everybody, I need to find Amanda Hugginkiss.  Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 24, 2006, 05:54:45 PM
Classic Ralfe scences:
Ralfe:The leparcon tells me to burn things.
Ralfe:My daddy shoots people.
Ralfe:Mrs Simpson your eyes need dypars.
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 24, 2006, 05:57:55 PM
When Homer is running Moes Bar

Homer: Hello, Moe's Tavern
Bart: Hello, I'd like to speak to my friend Ollie T' Booger.
Homer: Oooh, my first prank call, what do I do.
Bart: Just yell out Ollie T' Booger
Homer: I don't get it.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 24, 2006, 05:59:07 PM
Thats funny. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:57:25 PM
my favorite is the new sideshow bob episode:
Little Bob: VENDETTA! VENDETTA! ...Farfalla? FARFALLA VENDETTA!
Farfalla ( i hope i have it right) is Italian for butterfly.

I also like the episode with Frank Grimes.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 25, 2006, 04:57:12 AM
Moe:Moe's Tavern
Bart:Hi i'm looking for Hugh. Last name Jass
Moe:I'm looking for a Hugh Jass
Hugh:I'm Hugh Jass, hello?
Bart:Hi this is a prank call that went wrong so i'm gonna hang up now
Hugh:Ok.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: MasterSword on June 28, 2006, 09:16:07 AM
I love the simpsons. Everyone character is funny. ;D
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 28, 2006, 10:03:52 AM
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak to a Ura Snotball
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you!
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 28, 2006, 12:06:48 PM
Nelson:Fine Nerd
Milhouse:Im not a nerd, nerds are smart ;D
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Acetaeon on June 28, 2006, 03:15:48 PM
I love that show.  ;D  I like the one where they go to Ichy and Scratchy land and the robots go crazy.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 28, 2006, 06:11:09 PM
That's an omage to Jurassic Park.  It's called Itchy and Scratchy Land.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 28, 2006, 08:23:38 PM
How do you know the names of every episode? What episode did you like the best?
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Acetaeon on June 28, 2006, 08:26:02 PM
Did you see the one where marge was in therapy because she was afraid of flying? :)
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 29, 2006, 06:23:58 AM
How about the one when homer and the family went on a ski trip, and homer went down it and said, THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER! Then he fell and said Single. ;D
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 29, 2006, 09:13:48 AM
One of my favorites is "Homer at the bat"  It's the one where Mr. Burns hires pro baseball athletes to play for the Plant's Softball team.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: alical on June 29, 2006, 09:18:07 AM
I love the song on that episode!
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Acetaeon on June 29, 2006, 09:18:09 AM
What about that episode, 'Two dozen and one greyhounds'? That ones funny
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 29, 2006, 09:23:50 AM
See my vest
see my vest
Made from real Gorilla's chest
See this sweater
There's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter
See this hat
Twas my cat
My evening wear, Vampire bat
Grizzly Bear underwear
Turle Necks, I've got my share
Berret a poodle on my noodle it shall rest
See this red robin suit
It comes one breast or two
See my vest
See my vest
See my vest
Like my lofers
Former Gophers
it was that, or skin my chofers
But a greyhound fur Tuxedo would be best
Now let's prepare these dogs
(Nurse from Beauty and the Beast) Kill two for matching clogs.
See my vest
See my vest
See my vest.


I really like my vest
Smithers: I gathered that sir.

I think that's how it went.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Acetaeon on June 29, 2006, 09:27:17 AM
Yea thats how it went.I can't belive you posted the whole thing  ;D
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 29, 2006, 09:54:37 AM
Yeah i thought thatthat was one of the simpson's best momments myself.
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 29, 2006, 09:58:09 AM
Here's one of my favorite Sideshow Bob lines.

Bart: Don't you realise what you've done? That man is evil! If only you knew what he was thinking!
(cut to Bob in his brother's car)
Bob's brain: I hope they still make that shampoo I like.

Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 29, 2006, 10:01:04 AM
My fav. sideshow bob momment is when he was walking through all the rakes, i can do that noise he makes near perfect!
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Acetaeon on June 29, 2006, 10:03:26 AM
One of my favorite lines is in the fear of flying episode:

(homer and mager are in a plane)
Homer:thats just the engine starting up...
(engine sputters)
Homer:thats just the engine struggling...
(plane goes off runway into large body of water)
Homer:Thats just a carp swimming around your ankles
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: JDog on June 29, 2006, 10:34:09 AM
Did you see the one when homer relized that he had a brother, and then made this car?
Title: Re:The Simpsons
Post by: Gamefreak on June 29, 2006, 10:36:08 AM
The episode is called, "Oh brother, where art thou"

I need to get a life.