On the day Link woke up, he saw something that was not good, it came from Hyrule and Link hurried over there once he saw that it was getting dark even though it was morning...
It was a hurricane and it destroyed Hyrule and then Ganon came and killed the ones who survived. Zelda, the sages, and Link are the only ones left.
they all caught a rare cucco disease, and died a slow and painful death. With no one left, ganondorf got bored, because he had no body to rule. The end
But wait theres more, Link didn't die, he was for some unusal reason, not effected by the desease and found ganon and beat him in a grossum fight, and ganon died and everyone was rehealed. and they all lived happily ever after, for now. Now its the end.
Until the narrorator realized there is no everyone! everybody died. Link was all alone. Then a man with a guitar came through a portal. he played a magical song the took all of links troubles away. here is how it went..
We were at the beach!
everybody had matching towels!
and then somebody went under a dock,
and there they saw a rooock!
but it wasnt a rock...
it was a rock- lobster!!
Rock lobster!
Rock lobster!
He patted link on the shoulder and said. Yeah. your gonna be okay. And zapped back into the portal. NOW its the end. :P
Or is it...
Link then relized that the sword was glowing with light, he picked it up, and he became the king of Hyrule, now the end...
But there was no one left to rule and he couldnt get that song out of his head so he took the sword and killed himself with it.The very end.
And everyone thought the story had ended... until that stupid Zelda veteran just kept it going :P
The fairy flew out of the bottle he was carryeng and revived him. He stood up, and turned on his I-Pod and jammed to some Zelda MIDI's!! :D