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Zelda Games => General Zelda => Topic started by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:40:22 PM

Title: Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on June 24, 2006, 09:40:22 PM
Here's how it works - I'll start a cheat and you guys keep adding to it until it is unimaginably long.

eg - To play Wind Waker without the cel-shaded graphics, you must go to Outset and visit the fairy...

...then catch 3 fairys and use them while fighting a Big Octo. This will...

...make a tornado appear and suck you underwater. Underwater you will find...

And so on.

To be able to use weapons in houses in OoT you must first beat Phantom Ganon and then get Epona. Ride Epona to the entrance to Kokiri Forest and take out your Hookshot and aim for the...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 24, 2006, 10:03:31 PM
...wall and you'll be drawn towards it and Epona will continue running unless you play Epona's Song. DON'T! As long as Epona runs, you can go to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 10:53:05 PM
L1,R1,Up,X,R2 sims 2 gnome cheat
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 24, 2006, 10:53:57 PM
Heh? What does that mean?
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: The Postman on June 24, 2006, 11:19:48 PM
Ps2
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 24, 2006, 11:21:04 PM
Ummm, the Z games aren't on the PS2.
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Nabooru on June 25, 2006, 05:20:20 PM
Behind the great Deku Tree where...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 08:25:49 AM
...you will find a hole. Jump in to find...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on June 26, 2006, 10:40:43 AM
An emu!  The emu has been sent by Sephiroth and Master Chief to find the Triforce.  Pay it 500 rupess to....
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: I_Flip_Vans on June 26, 2006, 12:43:29 PM
...Dance! Dance its ass off, and then it ends...

Is this a joke? I mean this was a pretty... well no it wasnt amazing at all but whatever.
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Nabooru on June 26, 2006, 02:03:19 PM
...It guides you to a weak spot in the hole, you blow it up and...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 03:32:02 PM
...you find an old guy sick in bed dying. He'l say you can revive him by...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on June 27, 2006, 05:47:32 AM
Having him dipped in a vat of chili!  After he is feeling better, give him a bomb and...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2006, 07:29:34 AM
...he'll give you unlimited ammunition, but only after you...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Nabooru on June 27, 2006, 03:02:28 PM
...Give a secret note to the chicken lady in Kakariko...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Acetaeon on June 27, 2006, 03:03:53 PM
...who replies by giving you directions to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on June 27, 2006, 05:00:29 PM
1943.  After making it to 1943, you must enlist in the army to fight the Axis because they have the magical Ark of the Covenant.  Open the Ark to find...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Acetaeon on June 27, 2006, 05:05:22 PM
...the combination of a safe in Kakariko.Open the safe to find a pair of...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Nabooru on June 27, 2006, 07:54:41 PM
...blue boots which have a tag on them saying to:...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2006, 11:37:53 PM
quest for the sword of flames to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: I_Flip_Vans on June 28, 2006, 11:12:39 AM
... go back in time in 1943 and show off your...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: kamakaziplumber on June 28, 2006, 11:17:59 AM
Mad 1337 skillz, which won't be appreciated because it's 1943. So instead, you must find...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2006, 01:03:19 PM
...a magic pickle that will give you the ability to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on June 28, 2006, 03:58:53 PM
...Communicate with veggies (what?). Talking to lettuce you find in some guy's fridge you find Ganon is in this world hiding out in...

It's funny, the point of this was to be able to use weapons in houses. I LOVE this game!
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2006, 04:03:29 PM
...in Link's house, reading about the secrets of...

And, newbkyng, I'm glad you agree! ;D
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Nabooru on June 28, 2006, 06:09:17 PM
...love, in his journal, Link gets really mad and...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2006, 06:25:15 PM
...declares that he give Link the combination that will give him access to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Acetaeon on June 28, 2006, 08:35:51 PM
...a secret door in the castle.Upon entering, there is...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Ganondorf Dragmire on June 29, 2006, 09:06:23 AM
A ReDead which you defeat. When you do, you will find Princess Zelda. Give her your Hookshot and she will...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on June 29, 2006, 10:47:16 AM
Give you the antidote for the poison you drank, forcing you to enter a racing tournament, Upon finishing, you get a sword that is like a key.  Link uses this "key-blade" to seal the door to the Dark World.  After this, a mysterious stranger named Q*bert comes up and says...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 29, 2006, 08:13:07 PM
why is my name qbert? Answer correctly, and you will recieve...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on June 30, 2006, 07:04:32 AM
...refills for everything, as well as a magic instrument that can...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on June 30, 2006, 01:16:27 PM
...create a meteor to fall from the sky. It hits link and he gets turned into a god (a la sephiroth). Now that you are a god, you must...

Speaking of, why did Sephiroth turn into a god? I never got that...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Davros on July 01, 2006, 01:54:06 AM
...Kill a hundred cuckoos and gather their blood to drink, turning you into...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on July 01, 2006, 07:15:45 AM
...a vampire that has unlimited flying abilities; therefore, you now have access to...

Quote from: newbkyng on June 30, 2006, 01:16:27 PM
Speaking of, why did Sephiroth turn into a god? I never got that...

Sephiroth turned into a god because when the Planet wanted to heal the wound that Meteor caused, it used the Lifestream as the healer. Sephiroth knew this and combined with the Lifestream to turn into a god. Does that answer your question?
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on July 01, 2006, 07:43:41 AM
Yes at the center of the wound was Sephiroth, and the Lifestream would be gathering all it's Spirit Energy there to heal itself, but instead Sephiroth absorbed the energy and became a One Winged Angel.  Look down to see it.
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: alical on July 01, 2006, 01:47:50 PM
...Godly Vampirish powers, meaning you are immune to sunlight, but not to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 01, 2006, 01:55:59 PM
the moon, and the moon falls from Termina and destroyes...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on July 01, 2006, 02:24:31 PM
...nothing, unless you have the Cane of Pacci, which, when used, will give you the ability to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 02:49:43 PM
Thanks, I thought it was something like that, but I thought that didn't make sense. Oh well. It's Final Fantasy.

...send the moon crashing into Naboo. They will get p.o.ed and send Jedi to Hyrule. The Jedi will...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on July 01, 2006, 06:20:07 PM
Have Tingle and Jar Jar Binks fight to the death.  Then they kill the winner, ridding us of two verrry annoying characters.  Then everybody had a parade.  There were rides, and games, and Obi-Wan won the parade.  Then they had a party, at the party were...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on July 01, 2006, 07:05:37 PM
...Mario and Luigi and Peach and Yoshi and Wario and Daisy and Waluigi and Birdo and Boo and Dry Bones and Toad and Toadette. They get mad because we are partying in the future site for Mario Party 8. Just then the whole FF crew comes claiming they need the site for the upcoming Final Fantasy Party. Looks like you must fight them all to the death. When you're done, Qui-Gon Jinn's ghost tells you to...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: MagmarFire on July 01, 2006, 07:23:13 PM
...seek the aid of Ganondorf. After much coaxing, he will help you...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 02, 2006, 01:39:55 PM
win the pinball game and send you back in time to meet...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on July 02, 2006, 02:04:13 PM
...a baby version of yourself. You will see your baby and the baby will get scared fall off the table and die. Now for the time paradox. Since the baby you is dead...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: Gamefreak on July 02, 2006, 02:41:49 PM
You must go back to the year of 1955 using an old Delorean going 88 miles per hour.  You must try to fix the event of your parents never meeting.  After playing Johnny Be Good and making a fool of  yourself, you...
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: newbkyng on July 02, 2006, 04:32:39 PM
...ambush your mother and dunk her in a punch bowl. She goes home. Just then your dad walks by and says, "WOO! She's hot! Oh well." And walks on.
Title: Re:Endless Cheat game
Post by: LaughingMAn on July 28, 2006, 01:32:49 PM
and then you give up... because who would really ever need to use a sword indoors  when you cant even hurt the people....