Just for fun, let's post memerable quotes here. Post anything from movies, to books, to parts of conversations you were involved in, to games, whatever.
Here's mine:
From the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "Misery:"
Annie Wilkes: "This isn't what happened last week! Have you got AMNESIA? They just cheated us; this isn't fair! HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!"
STAR WARS (couldn't resist):
Anakin: "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men... but the women, and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!"
A classmate asking be what I thought of the math portion of the MEAP test (Some stupid Michigan assessment test):
Classmate: "So what did you think of that test?"
Me: "Math is a waste of my time. Did you know any of that stuff?"
Classmate: "I understood some of it."
Me: "I didn't remember much of the material. I so wanted to burn that test." (Zones out)
Classmate: "Do you know how to do stuff with matrixes [sic]?"
Me: "What? Huh? Oh you mean like running on walls and s**t?"
XD
Nice, with the [sic]. Truly you are one of The Educated. *bows*
That's a good quote, though (your own). What grade were you two in when the classmate was asking about matrices (assuming he/she meant matrices)?
It was just this past school year. I was a junior and he was a sophomore.
Hmm...
From 8-Bit Theater:
Black Mage: "Do you know what happens to a giant when it is blasted by a fireball?"
Fighter: "Err no...what?"
Black Mage: "The same thing that happens to everything else."
Fighter: "...Dude that line sucks."
Law & Order:
Coroner: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go remove a javelin from somebodys chest."
Det. Briscoe: "What made you get into this job?"
Coroner: "Free javelins."
And basically every line spoken from in the Simpsons.
"Tina you fat lard get some dinner.. EAT THE FOOD!"
"BuT mY LIpS HurT ReaL BaD!!"~Napleon dynamite
Monty Python:
Naraarator: Then the company was traped in a cave and ran out of food so they ate Sir Robins ministrils. And there was much rejoicing.
Backround: Yeah!Flags wave.
Another good MP quote
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." Henry Kissinger.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by not dying." Woody Allen.
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." Sam Goldwyn.
One more...
"If at first don't succeed,try,try, a couple of times more. Then quit there's no sense in making a fool of yourself." W.C Fields.
...and now I'm done. ;)
THE STAND By Stephen King:
Randall Flagg: "Liars sit in chairs; truth tellers just sort of... hunker down."
Weird/funny student in our school's auditorium.
Student: "MY NIPPLES ARE THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES!"
banana fingers:"u look friendly."
monkey:*has the most sour/mean look on its face*
~banana fingers part 1
"shhh im catching little kids"~my friend lee when we couldnt find the kids we were baby sitting
"may i eat the lovely vittle?"~me when i wanted my friends cupcake
Quotemay i eat the lovely vittle?"~me when i wanted my friends cupcake
*grin* Hey--you do know what "vittles" are, right?
I guess for my contribution to the quotes list, you can find all of my self (by me) quotes at the bottom of the front page of this site: http://violasong.com/ (in the black area in the bottom of the window).
It'll say something like
Quote(after several plates at a buffet) "There was a grunt, and a distinctively organic sound, as Weien switched stomachs." –Weien
The quote will randomly change each time you refresh the page, and there are quite a few of them ^^. Just things I've said that my sister (scarily enough for me) managed to remember and put up on her site.
happy to see some1 knows what im talking about. :D anyways i have more quotes
"...link dont tell me your really gonna try to stuff that whole cream puff in your mouth!"
"hi hare heady hid."~forgotten goddess
"thats nothig i put make-up on my rat."~last week when me and my best friend were talking about her pouring milk on her cat
QuoteI guess for my contribution to the quotes list, you can find all of my self (by me) quotes at the bottom of the front page of this site: http://violasong.com/ (in the black area in the bottom of the window).
Ha ha! I remember reading those back in the HA1 days. A lot of them are quite funny. I like the one that has something to do with skirting around the matter like a red hot jelly bean, with eyeballs.
Speaking of which I wish I could remember some of the classic quotes from HA1, I can't remember them but I know there were some classic ones.
I had that same thought a couple days ago. Hmm...
*Thinking*
I remember one quote but I am not sure why Rugger said it,
"Wyndisis, you magnificant !@#$^ &$#, nice job!"
Must have been from a quest
Ah! Remember the crazy guy Rugger killed when he was possessed? Don't expect it to be exact but...
Crazy Guy: "Darkness is spreading, beware! It's coming! The darkness is spreading! *Grabs Rugger by the arm* You! Who are you? Your heart is not pure!"
Rugger: "I will kill you for being so annoying."
[gap in memory, Rugger says something bad about the goddesses]
Guy: "You... you must not speak of the Goddesses that way."
Rugger: *puts spear to his neck* What did you say?! I will kill you right now; I am so sick of you!"
Guy: "Do as you must, but I have prepared myself for death. *Tears up* Have you?"
Rugger: *Runs spear through him* "Take that you piece of ****! All I have is hate. Hate hate HATE!!!"
And we all shared a laugh over putting dekou/makar in a room full of cats. ^^ Ah, the memories.
Ahh yes I remember saying something like that. As for dekou/makar all their quotes were memorable for all the wrong reasons. I think he had like 500 posts and not one had a capital letter, proper punctiaton, or even ended right. I think when we did kill him and all of his creations, the Goddesses of Hyrule stuck their hands down from the Heavens and gave us all a big thumbs up.
why would you put mackar in a room full of cats? (really tell me) anyways i want to put down this talk me and my friend shaylynn had
shay:" i cant wait for TP to come out!!11"
me: i gonna start camping out in front of game stop in a zelda costume!"
shay:"thats sounds like you."
me:"its sounds more like love."
shay:"if your goin as zelda then ill go as link."
me:"cant lee is,hes goin to camp out in
front of the game stop in philly."
shay:"*rolls eyes* really lee needs help."
me:"im goin with him."
I guess to torture him. It wasn't the same Makar from WW, it was a Fairy in HA.
I thought the cats ate him ;D
ok thanx :-\..... still thats really random
Yes--and the "Dekou" character we're talking about was a Zora.
Sometimes teased as a fish. And you know how cats and fish get along ^^.
Well lets just hope that we do not have a repeat of that from anyone in HA2.
Won't be a problem, I intend to execute a zero-tolerance insta-ban policy for anyone who hassles the players. And by ban, I mean IP ban so we can't have Vidunu-like issues.
Good. I like a harsh, zero-tolerance policy.
i guess none likes zelda fairies... :P
It has nothing to do with being a fairy. Makar was not liked because he was too whiny and hung out with Dekou. They didn't respect the rules. And that's why no one liked them.
QuoteIt has nothing to do with being a fairy. Makar was not liked because he was too whiny and hung out with Dekou. They didn't respect the rules. And that's why no one liked them.
Bingo! Actually, in a paraphrase of Makar's very own words: "Actually Makar is not a fairy; technically, he is a Korok. But fairies are the closest race we have..."
They were a troublesome bunch, that's for sure. Old, too--they were in the game before I was.
shadowlink said that macker was a fairy well whatever i want there so i woulnt know anyways my bad :P
8-bit Theater
Fighter-Overkill much!!
Blackmage-The giants gone aint he??
Fighter-But so is the whole forest!!
Blackmage-Er,well you know-you cant make an omelette with out destroying a forest or something..
DREAMCATCHER
Colonol Curtis: "These mothers are as harmless as a fox in a henhouse, and I'm here to kick some ass!"
"as a spy i respect that you have another life besides killing me, but come on collecting stamps?!"~rossil
I finally found two worthy of this...
OK, so I was at a barbeque for my school's orchestra and someone asks "Why exactly are we having a barbeque?" so my friend replies "To build a great comradery between the orchestra" Who says comradery anyway?
Also at the barbeque we were supposed to bring bags with 5 things about ourselves *looks around behind himself inconspicuously* My bad! and this guy had a Panda stuffed doll thing, so we made him explain why. His reply... "Ummm... Pandas, aren't racist. See, they're black and white!"
From Major League:
Pedro: "Jesus, I like him very much but he no help me with curveballs."
Harris: "Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
A conversation between a 3-year-old and I... (The 3-year-old is my friend's little bro, and these take place when I was at her house)
*kid thorws his half-eaten sandwitch on the ground*
Me: Why'd you do that?
Kid: My stomach can't eat anymore!!!
And...
*kid falls on couch after playing tag*
Kid: I'm so tired, I could sleep!
Me: *laughs* Well that's not too unusual, is it?
Kid: Yeah, accually, it is for me.
And also something I said in school...
*I reciece school newspaper* *I roll newspaper up*
Me:Hey, Sebastian! Look! Now I have something to hit my brother with!!!
Sebastian:*laughs WAAAAY too much*
Oh, here's one.
Marching band practice awhile ago.
Director (up in the stands w/ a mega-phone): Make sure you count your steps so you can get to your spot on time.
Student (standing behind me): That's not what your mom said last night!
Oh, that's terrible... but hilarious.
I laughed more than I played when we marched through it following that comment. ;D
Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friendsand break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!!!
-Aragorn King Elessar-
School of Rock:
Mr. Shneebly: What makes u mad the most? U.
Forgot his name: No allowence.
Mr. Shneebly: I didn't get no allowence today, so know I'm really ticked off!
Here's one:
Don: Hey, Napoleon. Where did you go last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines.
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like, fifty of 'em! They were trying to attack my cousins! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freakin' twelve-gauge! What do you think!?
THAT'S A GOOD REMEMBERN' OF NAPOLEON!
"You know I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile?"
HOO HOO! U REMEBER GOOD!
Napoleon: You went and ate all the freakin' chips, Kip!
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we all know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip!? You have the worst reflexes of all time!
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon: What!?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try to hit me.
Napoleon: *walks down stairs* ...You're such an idiot...!
Kip: Let's see what your best move is...
Napoleon: ......*smacks Kip on the side of the head, with Kip retaliating with a smack on the side of Napoleon's head*
DINGDONG!
Napoleon: ...I'll go get it........SMACK! *runs to the door*
Kip: Geez!
u crack me up! do another! do another!
Okay, okay.
Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex-Quon-Do self-defense system. After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be able to fight with the strength of a grizzly *gets kicked in the chest*, the reflexes of a puma *swipes away handgun*, and the wisdom of a man *has a woman in a headlock*. So, come by today for your free trial lesson!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! i love napoleon dynamite! its so good! another!
Okay. This one is from the deleted scenes:
*Napoleon steps up to kick in kickball; Don's tossing*
Don: Hey, Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: Hey, I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.
Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up?
Don: What did you say...!?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I want to say!
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!
Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Yeah, right! Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
Don: *walks up toward Napoleon and faces him threateningly* Step up, Napoleon.
Napoleon: .........SMACK! *runs off*
That is the best.
I've been told I look like Napoleon Dynamite when I am bench pressing. :-\
HA HA HA HA! My brother cracked up whe we saw that! another! another! another!
Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!
I don't remember that...
It was when they were watching the home video of Uncle Rico throwing all the footballs.
oh yeah. boring... i mean the football ,movie was BORING!
Napoleon: *has Kip in a headlock* What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house!?
Kip: Napoleon, let me go! I think you're bruising my neck meat!
Napoleon: Fine! *lets go* What the heck are you guys doin'!? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot!?
Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off...
Napoleon: I did?
Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding?
Napoleon: A little bit...
*Rico walks into room, and both Napoleon and Rico stare at each other for a moment*
Rico: Hey, Kip. *moment of silence* I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up!
Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playing patty-cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico...*pulls check from chest pocket* is making $120.
Napoleon: I can make that much money in five seconds!
Kip: Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. I made, like, $75 today.
Rico: Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job, so why don't you go out and feed Tina?
Napoleon: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!?
i've never heard of napoleon dynamite......
Truth be told, it's a movie without a point, but the protogonist has quite an attitude, which, in my opinion, makes it funny.
i remeba some of it.
The attitude?
lets get back on topic people. ok here's mine: u can young once, but u can be immuture forever
"Exterminate!"
A Dalek
"You are an enemy of the Daleks, you will be destroyed!"
A Dalek
"Now I know what kind of a man I am. A lucky one. Because, just by chance, I'm still in the first 48 hours of my regeneration which means I can do this..." <Hand grows back>
"Witchcraft..."
"Time lord"
The 10th Doctor
"But this time they will not abuse me. My Daleks will rise and take their destined place as the true rulers of all, the supreme being!"
Davros
My friend, Jordan, made some funny, sarcastic comments toward this kid talking about smoking marijuana.
So we were in Strength and Conditioning class, coming back from getting our 40 yard dashes timed at the track. Jordan overheard this one kid saying something along the lines of:
Pot Smoking Kid: What's really sweet is when you take the joint and blow a bunch of air through it and have your hands cupped around the end, then you breathe in all that smoke, it ****s you up so bad.
(Pause)
Jordan: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Gonna get ****ed up. ... I'm going to get stoned tonight!
I locked a short topic with quotes recently, so I am putting the quotes here.
Quote from: Howl on July 29, 2006, 02:16:58 AM
These are my fame. sayings:
it's not whether the smoke has fire, it's what sets off the fire that matters.
Taking over the world, being Frank it sucks, Being Jeff it rocks, too bad Bob doesn't care
And your point is
There's always a bright side Ex: well if I'm about to be murdered, at least I won't have to be in a war raged country
Well that sucks for you
Quote from: Sephiroth on July 29, 2006, 05:25:00 AM
here's mine:
Was I created this way too?!
Out of my way. I'm going to see my mother.
But they... Those worthless creatures are stealing the Planet from Mother.
...My sadness? What do I have to be sad about? I am the chosen one. I have been chosen to be the leader of this Planet. I have orders to take this planet back from you stupid people for the Cetra. What am I supposed to be sad about?
Only death awaits you all. But do not fear. For it is through death that a new spirit energy is born. Soon, you will live again as a part of me.
Melding with the Planet... I will cease to exist as I am now... Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul.
What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings too?
You are just a puppet... You have no heart... and cannot feel any pain... How can there be any meaning in the memory of such a being? What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, this is the illusion.
Disclaimer:all quotes listed above are from the actual sephiroth in FFVII
Quote from 'The Birds': ;D
Narrarator:About 6:00pm.
*Smack!*
(Forgot her name! ;))"What was that?"
Annie:"I don't know."
Narrarator:Goes to door.
*Creak!*
"Oh my."
Narrarator:Finds dead seagull by door.
Annie:"Poor thing.Must have lost it's way in the dark."
"But Annie,it isn't dark out."
Narrarator:Looks at sky.
"What do think is happening?"
;D