I bought a t-shirt the other day. it is "all i know i learned from zelda". here is what was on the shirt:
~Listen to wise old wizards
~Princesses are worht saving
~Pick up coins whenever you can
~Stay out of dungeons
~Avoid the undead
~Find the Maggic Sword
~Everybody needs jewels
~Wisdom, Power, Courage are the tri-force
~I am the chosen one
What I have learned
is:
~If you die, you will always start back to the last place you were
~NEVER trust evil-looking forestry
~music is god for the soul
How about you guys?
I think one lesson I've learned is not to save people.All you get is a party and people start ignoring you again and it happens all over again. Since it happens so much you havent got time for a real life. Which would really suck since you couldnt date either.Also dont accept stones from zoras.
But I think the main one i think is never go to hyrule if you are hero worthy.
Well, I've learned from Hi no Seijin to not play any games that have the words "treasure," "chest," and "game" in their names while wearing the Zora Mask. :-X
In OoT or in MM?
I learned that people who think they are fairies ary scarier than hell ;)
Never cast a fishing rod at someone. ;D
Whenever you see a creepy, deadly skeleton running toward you, shoot a Light Arrow at it.
Quote from: MagmarFire on July 03, 2006, 05:35:50 PM
Whenever you see a creepy, deadly skeleton running toward you, shoot a Light Arrow at it.
That will be extremly useful some day! ;D
I have learned to treat my fellow man with respect.
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 30, 2006, 07:09:08 AM
Well, I've learned from Hi no Seijin to not play any games that have the words "treasure," "chest," and "game" in their names while wearing the Zora Mask. :-X
I learned that the hard way. :-*
QuoteAlso dont accept stones from zoras.
This is quite applicable also.
I learned that while Redeads, Gibdos, and banshees both scream like hell has broke loose, I rather listen to the banshees. At least they don't try to kill you. ???
Also, I learned that you can manipulate time with music. :D
whatever you do, dont mess with chickens.... yup.
Something else: NEVER walk into a whale's mouth in real life. :)
Chickens can fly when they are angry or if someone has them by their feet.
Also, when there's a giant bug skeleton in front of you, fire fire at it! ;D
The best way for the common Hylian to get revenge against Ganon is to eat bacon. :P
Whenever you see a zombie slowly coming toward you and screaming bloody murder, scream back! :)
Drinking milk heals all wounds instantly :)
I've learned that fish have evolved in such a way to take on humanoid shapes and customs.
I've learned that deep in the woods there is a race of childern that never grows old....wow that would be kinda creepy.. :o
I learned that no matter how hard you try, you can't get your horse to jump over a puddle.
I learned that that place in the top of a volcano is called a crater from playing Ocarina of Time.
If you find a green talking hat, DO NOT PICK IT UP and DO NOT LET IT FOLLOW YOU. I hate that hat... >:(
If I am on a journey in a land called Hyrule, I think a green talking hat would be extremely helpful.
The easiest way to travel back in time is to play a certain song and either the right spot or time.
Do not jump in a pot of chili ;)
Or eat from said pot of chili.
Here's something: Never fight a Like-Like after spilling food all over your shirt. ;D
X doesnt' mark treasure. A little orange box does. :P
never piss off a chicken.
and dont hit those weird skull kids as an adult...
Wolfoses are territorial creatures. Man, I wish I had one for a pet.
I've learned that cows can talk and I've also learned that I will never try to make a bomb in real life again... you will catch fire... :-X