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Title: stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 08:11:54 PM
hey me and my friend are now home alone after we just got throwing a party and we went outside in the back and the alarm system wasn't on the front door was unlocked and we just got a strange call with a deep breathe and then just hung up and now the dogs are starting to acy wierd and we keep on hearing strange noises  and we are not joking  can you give us some helpful advice and also the phone is dead and we are upstairs. :-[
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 08:19:10 PM
Well, I would try to find a weapon (preferably a melee weapon; go Zelda on them!), and just wait. Doing nothing is probably the best option.

I'm not helping, am I...?
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 08:20:44 PM
well luckily there was a knife in the room normaly we would lock the door to the room but there is no lock on the door.
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 08:23:41 PM
Have you tried placing furniture in front of the door to prevent access?
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 08:27:35 PM
well if we do that then we won't know if the stranger is right outside the door and also we just saw the shadow go into the kitchen where there is alot more bigger knifes than what we have.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 08:42:41 PM
OMG! i would just play it... say somthing like, "we have a gun" or "the cops are on they're way" i dunno, be creative. whatever you guys do dont lose sight of eachother...
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 08:46:25 PM
alex this no joke the stranger is right outside the door and he said he is going to kill us and he cut the phoneline whatever you do do not logout.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 08:54:37 PM
DONT YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE OR SOMETHING!
OMG! THIS BETTER NOT BE A JOKE CUS YOU ARE SCARING ME!
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 08:56:02 PM
it is not a joke because I already peed my pants :'(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 08:58:43 PM
If you die, hopefully not, I need to tell you you were a great site member and hopefully remembered the entire history of the site. Put furniture on the door. Contact the police. Do something!!!... With the internet.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 08:59:55 PM
Can you contact the police with the Internet? :-\
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:01:19 PM
Mabye, I don't know. Also, I think he might be dead now, but I hope not.
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:02:09 PM
Nice. :-*

I doubt it, though. I hope he's alright.
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:02:22 PM
we are still are surviving but he won't go away. :(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:03:39 PM
Please don't insult me, and I hope he's alright too. Let's wait and see. If he remains on the site for a long time without posting, then he's probably dead. Let's keep our hopes up.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:04:09 PM
I have an idea:

Do you have a flashlight handy? Any bright source of light? If so, flash it around your window to try to get someone's attention.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:05:29 PM
Scream out the window there is someone in your house trying to kill you!
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:07:55 PM
That's a better idea! However, that may make the stranger feel more powerful. Do that at your own risk.
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Post by: kamakaziplumber on July 08, 2006, 09:08:08 PM
Wait. If you had a window, couldn't you just escape? I mean, sure, it's on the second floor, but I'm sure you could rig up some kind of escape method. Like, making a rope out of your sheets or something. I wouldn't know, of course, because I live in a one-story house...
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:09:08 PM
already tried that but it didn't work  oh wait there is a gun in my parents room but I just hope he doesn't find it or we are definitly dead. :(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:09:14 PM
Or just plane old jump out, injuries better than death in this case.
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:09:16 PM
Yes, but his friend's leg is injured. I don't think he'd be in any condition to escape.
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Post by: kamakaziplumber on July 08, 2006, 09:10:25 PM
Since when is his friend's leg injured?  :-\
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:10:38 PM
NO! just stay safe and sound until you absolutly have to escape.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:10:54 PM
Find a place to hide, quick!
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:11:02 PM
ya and now he just went into my parents room where the gun is. :o
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:12:43 PM
Jump out the window, and tell your friend to jump out and when he falls you grab him and run, run to the police.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:12:59 PM
Okay, it might be a good idea to not be in front of the door. Is the gun loaded?
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:13:50 PM
yes  and it's a magnum with five shots. :(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:14:43 PM
I'm so sorry. Let's hope your alright. If neighbors here guns, they could call the police.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:15:33 PM
ya but we will probaly be dead by then. :(
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Post by: kamakaziplumber on July 08, 2006, 09:16:22 PM
Why were you throwing a party if your parents weren't home, anyways?  ::) Are you sure that none of your guests could be playing some sick prank on you guys?
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:17:58 PM
if the dude was going to kill you, he would have done it by now rather than giving you any chances to plot or escape! you'll be fine... hopefully
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:18:23 PM
Quote from: EmeraldLink2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:15:33 PM
ya but we will probaly be dead by then. :(

Just don't stand in front of the door; he has a better shot that way!
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:19:29 PM
Jump out the window and grab you're friend before he hits the ground and run to the police already!
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:19:31 PM
no  and also my parents said we could throw a party and yes I'm sure it's not one of our friends because he's very tall.  >:(
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:20:55 PM
can you see him??? then he can probably see you!!! stay hidden!!!
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:26:50 PM
How can you see him?
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:28:13 PM
he already saw us and we are in a two story house and there is only concrete ground outside the window. :(
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:28:30 PM
He took a peek outside the room, much to our dismay.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:29:42 PM
If you DO die, I just wanna say that it was great having you on the site. I really hope you don't.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:30:00 PM
is he still there???
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:30:29 PM
ya well I guess he kind of knew we already knew we were here because he would of heard us talking. :'(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:30:31 PM
Of course he is!
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:31:34 PM
Just don't give any information to him that you can't afford to let him know.
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:33:01 PM
did you say you have a window? open it up and throw a lamp or something at him!
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:36:09 PM
Or you can yell someone's in your house and the neighbors could call the police.
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:36:27 PM
ya well the window is pointing towards outside. :(
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:37:48 PM
jeff it is me your bro
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:38:58 PM
Bro!!!! Why didn't 2.0 ask 3.0 in the first place when he got here!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:39:35 PM
stay calm i cant get a hold of her
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:40:47 PM
I don't know, but now that he's here, we need your assistance, 3.0! Get your butt to 2.0's house to help him escape or something. Be very careful, though!
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:41:03 PM
Use this, 2.0 or 3.0   report your cause quick! http://www.911.com/
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:42:41 PM
Whocares, you are a mad genius!

Why didn't I use Google!? Quick! Post your case immediately!
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:43:37 PM
Or, 3.0 can just call police and police come and problem get better or worse.
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:45:07 PM
justin don't come over here he'll kill you and he just said someting else I hope don't mind me killing your girlfriend I can't believe he killed my girlfriend. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:45:54 PM
How do you know he isn't lying?
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:47:01 PM
He's probably trying to fool you! How does he possibly know that you have a girlfriend!?
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:47:02 PM
jeff open the window i will bring a ladder and the 12 gauge ok
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:47:57 PM
Oh, thank God!

Be very quiet! Don't let him detect you!

2.0, is he still by the door?
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:47:58 PM
3.0, go to other house and call 911, police come!
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:50:45 PM
don't do that then he will just run away out the backyard and also before he got inside the house I was talking to my girlfriend outside and she was walking to her house. :'(
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:50:46 PM
He's on his way with a ladder and firepower. I hope this ends soon; killers make me sick! >:(
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:51:03 PM
ok, how does he know your girlfriend... im starting to think this is a joke.

if your going to tell an elaborate fib it has to be good, if he was going to kill your girlfriend he would've done it infront of you. or at least i woulda, no better i woulda cut off her hair then chocked you with it in front of her, then kill her as she watches you chock to death... yeah.
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:52:30 PM
NOT THE TIME!
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:52:37 PM
I'm thinking he doesn't. Oh, and, alex, thanks for that visual.

Stay intact, 2.0! Keep the stranger behind the door at all times!
Title: Re:stranger in the house we think
Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:52:56 PM
i know im not sussposed to double post but jeff open the window before he comes out i will kill him dont worry its ok
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:53:08 PM
Let's hope they're out by now.
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:54:38 PM
jeff
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:54:53 PM
well this ain't a joke because hey wait justins right out the window he's coming up oh no he just dropped the gun it's totally destroyed and also I realy don't know if he killed my girlfriend or not. :'(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:55:04 PM
Is he out?
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:56:38 PM
no no no, heres a better one! make you take the gun and choose between killing yourself, or your girlfriend. yeah. that has more drama.
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 09:56:50 PM
Who: 3.0 or the criminal?
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:56:55 PM
open the window i will beat him alive ok just listen to me trust in me
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:57:00 PM
no the ladder fell down and now we are all stuck up here with this phsycho. :(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:57:43 PM
Can't the ladder be put back up?
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:58:00 PM
i was speaking as if i was the criminal
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:58:26 PM
im goin in the back door it is open right i will get a knife and kill his little #$$
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:58:54 PM
ya but we have to go down there to set the ladder up by jumping down but thats no good. :(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 09:58:59 PM
DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want someone to die.
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 09:58:59 PM
this is getting pathetic...
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:59:29 PM
im up stairs is he hiding jeff
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:00:24 PM
How high up is your house.

If all else fails, use the Lara Croft technique: climb down by hanging onto the windowsill and let go, if you won't be harmed.
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:00:27 PM
no :'(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:00:29 PM
Go outside! And why do you have a computer with you when you're gonna kill a murderer?!?!
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
o i have an idea! run as fast as you can in the opposite direction of the criminal
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:01:53 PM
dude it is over come out i did it but dude take me to the kitchen and fix me up he stabed me in the arm twice i either killed him or struned him but im bleeding preety bad help
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:02:01 PM
hes using his cellphone he has a internet cellphone. :(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:02:28 PM
I'm glad it's over!
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 10:02:51 PM
if you got stabbed in the arm, twice, how the he11 or you texting...
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:03:07 PM
Wait a minute... Does 3.0 have a computer with him or something?

Is it really over?
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:03:15 PM
stay in the room he is back up
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:03:16 PM
He has two arms!
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:04:07 PM
yes he is dead. ;D
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 10:04:39 PM
HE SAID HE GOT STABBED TWICE, HE COULDA GOT STABBED ONCE IN EACH ARM!!!
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:04:39 PM
Okay, if there's a fight goin' on, remember your Zelda battles: always keep your guard up.
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:04:47 PM
dude i tooke his knife and stabed him in the cheste  he stoped bleeding
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:04:55 PM
You relise that 3.0 can be charged for murder now, right?
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Post by: alex on July 08, 2006, 10:05:36 PM
ok this is realllly boring now
im out
c ya
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:05:59 PM
Not if it's in self-defense.

Okay, if the fight is over, Whocares, I think it is your duty to lock this topic.
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:06:26 PM
no because we just called the police on justins cellphone.
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Post by: Emeralb Link 3.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:06:29 PM
no i cant it was self defence he stabed me first and he killed his girl i saw her
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:06:31 PM
Rush 3.0 to the hospital!
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Post by: kamakaziplumber on July 08, 2006, 10:06:49 PM
This has to have been the most rediculous thing in the world.  ::)
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:08:05 PM
Hey, you never know. It could be happening.

Believe what you wish, KP. I'm not stopping you.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:08:35 PM
I'm just glad it's all over.
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:08:37 PM
oh my gosh he realy did kill my girlfriend and  the police are here and justin is going to the hospital. :'(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:10:07 PM
I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel anybetter, I could make a topic for it to remember the good life she had.
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:10:45 PM
I'm sorry, 2.0. Yes, Whocares, I agree on the topic as well.

By the way, I hope I helped!

And, Whocares, duty calls, I presume? ;)
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:12:24 PM
What duty calls?
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Post by: EmeraldZelda2.0 on July 08, 2006, 10:13:12 PM
thanks you guys for trying to cheer me up I just can't believe she is dead. :'(
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:14:42 PM
Death is never a good thing if it is someone you love. I made it up.
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Post by: kamakaziplumber on July 08, 2006, 10:15:27 PM
Quote from: EmeraldLink2.0 on July 08, 2006, 09:54:53 PM
well this ain't a joke because hey wait justins right out the window he's coming up oh no he just dropped the gun it's totally destroyed and also I realy don't know if he killed my girlfriend or not. :'(

This is basically made me begin thinking it was all a joke. Guns don't just fall and get completely destroyed, you know. Not to mention that your brother somehow had a 12 guage on him.

Or maybe I'm just an idiot.
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Post by: MagmarFire on July 08, 2006, 10:15:43 PM
Whocares, I believe you have the power of the Keyblade in you right now... (you know, to lock this topic).

Don't worry, 2.0. I'll make sure that other members of this site know about tonight's tragedy. You have my word, buddy. :)
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 08, 2006, 10:16:31 PM
I'll lock it then.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 09, 2006, 01:14:12 PM
okay this is rediculouse. I know jeff, and i know he likes to pull pranks. however he forgot one issue. does 3.0 have a laptop or something? Otherwise there is noway this could have happened. Your brother is only 13. I think a grown man would be able to handle him just fine. And when did you get a girl friend. You broke up with alie before school let out. And she never even said yes. If this is a joke, its not funny jeff. I was actually worried until I read some of the other posts. Really jeff. It would have been in the papers or the news. This was a pathetic attempt for an internet joke.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 04:12:46 PM
Now that I think of it, it is a prank! Should I give him another warning?