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Title: TORTUGA!!!
Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 08:54:10 AM
If every town where like this one no man would feel lonley
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 08:57:04 AM
omg
so did not need to hear that
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 08:58:13 AM
I said that on the movie Time for the wedding
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 09:00:28 AM
SPARROW! QUIT IT RIGHT NOW! IV HAD ENOUGH!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:01:47 AM
Fine then whocares will be upset i am off to the bar
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 09:02:47 AM
good! begone!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:04:54 AM
(1 hour later)RUM I WANT MORE RUM
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 09:05:42 AM
O! sorry sparrow, we burned it all...
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:09:33 AM
No U burndit all
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:11:51 AM
alex  
 Married
Whocares  
 on
10  07  
 
2006  
 
 Witness
Jacksparrow  
 Married by
FunWeddings.com Cyber Minister  ..............
 
Yes i did it
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 09:12:01 AM
welll, uhh, yeah. i did. and i did it because
1 it is a vile drink that turns the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.
2 SOMEBODY ( maybee not the royal navy ) will be able to see that signal and come rescue me from you.
Title: Re:TORTUGA!!!
Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:16:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:11:51 AM
alex  
 Married
Whocares  
 on
10  07  
 
2006  
 
 Witness
Jacksparrow  
 Married by
FunWeddings.com Cyber Minister  ..............
 
Yes i did it
I cant belive it you and whocares are Leagally maried
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 09:17:34 AM
NO YOU DIDNT!

OK I LIED! I DRANK ALLL THE RUM! *hickup
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 10, 2006, 09:19:50 AM
Read the certificate i didnt know it made yall 2 leagally married i am so sorry ;)
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 09:21:47 AM
i dont have the certificate, you do
let me see it...
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Post by: Gamefreak on July 10, 2006, 12:08:47 PM
1. I know this is the chatboard, but this whole topic has just been you two talking.

2. You're stretching the page Jack.  
Title: Re:TORTUGA!!!
Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 07:57:30 AM
Sorry now I am off to the bar again
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 09:12:15 AM
are you an alcholic or something? it seems that is all you ever think about...
rum, bars, tortuga
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 09:47:07 AM
*sigh* Pirate
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 11, 2006, 09:51:16 AM
Could someone explain to me the purpose of this thread?
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
I can Tortuga is a place where u can just let all of your trobles dissapear....aha
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 09:57:45 AM
i wish you would dissapear
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:01:48 AM
But am i one of ur trobles?!?
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:05:59 AM
what if you are...
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:07:26 AM
Tell me am i one of ur Trobles Mrs.Cares
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:32:21 AM
yes, your the biggest trouble i have.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:35:42 AM
Yep sure
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:36:44 AM
o, you dont believe me?
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:39:50 AM
Sure i belive u but i am not one of ur trobles whe u drink rum
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:41:44 AM
what kind of girl do you take me for!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:42:38 AM
Hmmm what do you take your self for
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:48:14 AM
i asked you first!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:51:35 AM
So you hate your self ;D
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:53:56 AM
no! i dont hate myself!
im not totally upsessed with myself though
( ok, maybee a little )
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 10:56:37 AM
A little or alot :-\
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 10:57:39 AM
a little!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:00:35 AM
I am thinking alot
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:02:07 AM
ok ok! maybee a little more than a little
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:04:19 AM
Got Rum? ;D
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:05:25 AM
as a matter of fact...
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:06:57 AM
Yes mor rum my favioraite kind
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:08:51 AM
ya know what? i think you've already had enough,
so ill drink this one myself.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:11:32 AM
No Dont do this 2 me
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:12:41 AM
*sllllowly takes a sip of rum
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:18:06 AM
Oh well pulls a huge bottle of rum out of coat
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:20:01 AM
hmp! i bet i could beat you at a contest!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:24:55 AM
Nope u cant
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Post by: Nabooru on July 11, 2006, 11:25:34 AM
Guys please stop the convorsational talk.
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:25:35 AM
lets see!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nabooru on July 11, 2006, 11:25:34 AM
Guys please stop the convorsational talk.
Tis is on Chat board and its a topic just to talk
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Post by: Nabooru on July 11, 2006, 11:28:40 AM
ok then nvm
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:29:29 AM
BRING IT!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 11, 2006, 11:31:57 AM
Chugs 2,000,000,000,000,000 Bottles and i gotta go (Staggers to his inn room)
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 11:35:08 AM
ok, he beat me...
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Post by: Kai on July 11, 2006, 12:03:18 PM
Well I think we can now announce Jack Sparrow dead by now. Too much alcahol.

And don't try to convince me otherwise.
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Post by: Anju on July 11, 2006, 12:23:54 PM
Did you have fun?Is it over?
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 12, 2006, 11:40:58 AM
Nope Drinks more rum
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Post by: alex on July 12, 2006, 11:41:37 AM
your suicidal sparrow.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 12, 2006, 11:44:42 AM
Am I alex or am i just taking it easy
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Post by: alex on July 12, 2006, 11:45:29 AM
gosh i sure hope not...
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 12, 2006, 12:15:13 PM
Whoa i was tring 2 get on the forums again and i wouldnt let me thank the gods i am back
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Post by: Evilbob on July 12, 2006, 01:28:50 PM
here's a warning to the evil forum-locker-outerer
(http://uncyclopedia.org/images/5/53/Grue_crossing.jpg)
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Post by: alex on July 12, 2006, 01:37:19 PM
that happended to me 2 sparrow!

whats a grue? can i have one!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 13, 2006, 08:05:05 AM
U are one ;D
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Post by: Evilbob on July 13, 2006, 10:19:20 AM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grue (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grue)
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Post by: Davros on July 14, 2006, 05:31:34 AM
No, no, no, no, noooooo!!!! Grues, grues everywhere!!!! I can't stand anymore grues...
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 01:57:19 PM
We are in Tortuga not grue contry
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:05:28 PM
I can't believe you insulted me and alex! I'm not married to her! I'll make sure Jack Sparrow gets a warning!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:06:41 PM
*sigh* u told me u liked her.......jk ;D
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:07:37 PM
Proove it. You can't, I never did!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:10:09 PM
You are Thebiggest tattle tell i have ever seen when people like u  are givin power u miss use it!! >:(
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Post by: Nabooru on July 14, 2006, 07:11:38 PM
Quote from: Whocares on July 14, 2006, 07:05:28 PM
I love Alex!

I'll get rid off this if you want me to.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:11:50 PM
I'm not miss using it, but you have broken the rules, it's my job to punish rule breakers.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:13:31 PM
hahahahahahahahaha.....she found it she is my best freind now
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:15:28 PM
Click the words next to the quote and read the post! I'm seriously angry!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:17:36 PM
*sigh hes gonna cry now U sholudn't got tha posistion ganon should have cuz your a weinie
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Post by: Nabooru on July 14, 2006, 07:18:29 PM
What?  got lost in your post, I didnt mean to make you mad. This is to whocares.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:18:45 PM
You insulted a member again!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:21:05 PM
Quote from: Whocares on July 14, 2006, 07:18:45 PM
Alex kiss me
Who u do have feelings 4 her
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:22:25 PM
That's it! Insult a member again and you're get a second warning!
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:23:22 PM
*sigh* ok
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:24:46 PM
That's better.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:26:43 PM
U miss use power ganon would have done better
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 14, 2006, 07:31:11 PM
JS, if someone tells you to stop doing something, please stop.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:33:40 PM
Dut i am Tierd of peopla acting like there 2 there should be a rule No wineing!!
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 14, 2006, 07:38:00 PM
Because this is what I would consider teasing, I will not institute a warning.  As long as we know that you were just messing around it's all good.  But just be careful.  If someone doesn't like you messing with them like that, don't do it.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:41:38 PM
We should write ocarmire on him
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Post by: Nabooru on July 14, 2006, 07:42:02 PM
I heard theres another...so sorry
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:42:52 PM
It was only a threat that if he broke rules again, than he'd get a warning.
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 14, 2006, 07:44:46 PM
I don't see where he broke a rule.  I define what he did as teasing rather than insulting.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:47:10 PM
Well, he's teasing again! Personally, I think he should get a warning if he teases anyone after a certain number of times.
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 14, 2006, 07:51:07 PM
Dude, I gave him a warning exactly 83 seconds before you posted that.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:52:03 PM
THIS IS IT I AM TIRED OF WHOCARES!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Mysterious F. on July 14, 2006, 07:52:51 PM
Darth Wyndisis, you forgot to put it on the warnings list.
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 14, 2006, 07:54:02 PM
Oh my gosh, I can only do so much so fast.  I will go put it on the warning list if I must do so right now.
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Post by: Jack Sparrow on July 14, 2006, 07:54:13 PM
GO TO HELL BITCH!!!WHOCARES I AM FRIGGIN TIRED OF YOR CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Gamefreak on July 14, 2006, 07:54:45 PM
Oh yeah, that will help
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 14, 2006, 07:55:04 PM
All right, strike two, maybe three.