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Zelda Games => N64 Games => Topic started by: flaminghalo on July 12, 2006, 10:11:03 AM

Title: The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 12, 2006, 10:11:03 AM
you know when u give ruto's letter to king zora,he lets u through to zoras fountain,right?But why does he take so long just to move like 2 feet?he also makes a wierd noise when he moves...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 12, 2006, 10:37:16 AM
Mo-eep, mo-eep, mo-eep, etc. Yeah I know whats with that? It haunts mynightmares, same with darunia dancing (j/k)! :)
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: MagmarFire on July 12, 2006, 12:22:47 PM
Quote from: flaminghalo on July 12, 2006, 10:11:03 AM
But why does he take so long just to move like 2 feet?

Inertia? Lack of strength? Laziness?

It's all how you look at it. :)
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: alex on July 12, 2006, 01:40:10 PM
i wonder how many fish he eats on a daily basis...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 12, 2006, 01:51:06 PM
230,061, is my guess
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 13, 2006, 05:58:52 AM
Zoras eating fish would be like cannibalism for them. :P

The Zora King is fat and lazy.  Either that, or Nintendo was just trying to annoy you with another character in the game.  First Navi, then Ruto, and now the Zora King.  Navi must be related to them. :-X
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 13, 2006, 07:33:02 AM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on July 13, 2006, 05:58:52 AM
Zoras eating fish would be like cannibalism for them. :P

The Zora King is fat and lazy.  Either that, or Nintendo was just trying to annoy you with another character in the game.  First Navi, then Ruto, and now the Zora King.  Navi must be related to them. :-X
Yeah.It would be cannibalism. :PWhy are their fins on their heads instead of below?
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 13, 2006, 09:54:26 AM
they are highly deformed...i guess
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 13, 2006, 11:16:22 AM
They eat Eyeball frogs!
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Harashi on July 13, 2006, 01:19:17 PM
I understand the guys like 20x the normal size of a zora but that cutscene lasted like 2 minutes.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 13, 2006, 02:11:45 PM
I know man I always goget something to drink when he does that.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 20, 2006, 04:13:18 PM
lol! :D
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 20, 2006, 06:13:15 PM
I know! And its really annoying. It must be some joke in japan. In the japanese version, he probably gets up, and does a kartwheel!! lmao! A cruel joke on americans, you know what i mean.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 20, 2006, 06:48:08 PM
lol probably.... ;D
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Raccoon on July 21, 2006, 07:10:02 AM
Quoteyou know when u give ruto's letter to king zora,he lets u through to zoras fountain,right?But why does he take so long just to move like 2 feet?he also makes a wierd noise when he moves...
I find it laughable. But after two hours and he still isn't halfway yet, it gets annoying.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: alical on July 21, 2006, 11:08:48 AM
That is an extremely silly place to sit, consider the awful draft...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 21, 2006, 03:10:30 PM
No wonder Zora's Domain eventually froze over!The king was like a door. ;DHe was keeping the cold out and the heat in! ;D
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 21, 2006, 03:51:08 PM
Switch that around.  He kept the cold in and the heat out.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: alical on July 22, 2006, 04:59:17 AM
QuoteSwitch that around.  He kept the cold in and the heat out.

No he kept heat in, that is why when he moved the heat rushed out and it was so cold it froze. Brrrr...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 22, 2006, 05:48:24 AM
so when the cold was in zoras domain,the heat came into zoras fountain,killing jabu jabu??no wait...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 22, 2006, 06:28:00 AM
It would be cold outside already.The heat was inside where the Zora's lived.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 22, 2006, 06:32:56 AM
If it was warm in Zora's Domain...wait, the flow of time in that game is messing with my head again.  I get what you're saying. ;)
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 23, 2006, 12:31:41 PM
so in the past,the heat was in zoras domain, and in the future,the heat dissappears and both zoras domain AND zoras fountain were cold???
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 23, 2006, 02:14:03 PM
Yes.All the heat went,whoosh!Right out the door.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 23, 2006, 06:14:15 PM
Make your posts longer than one word please Anju.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 23, 2006, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on July 22, 2006, 06:32:56 AM
If it was warm in Zora's Domain...wait, the flow of time in that game is messing with my head again.  I get what you're saying. ;)

I dont, well I kinda do...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: alex on July 23, 2006, 09:39:12 PM
it was warm then it was cold. THE END
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 23, 2006, 09:40:24 PM
Well thats the part I did happen to get.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: alex on July 23, 2006, 09:44:55 PM
now that everyone is on the same page...
how come he's so fat and alll the other zora's are skinny?
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 23, 2006, 10:08:30 PM
Cuz hes the king, all of them are fat,over indulgence.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: alex on July 23, 2006, 10:14:24 PM
really?! hmmmm. your right! they are all fat!
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 24, 2006, 05:15:18 AM
Quote from: alex on July 23, 2006, 09:44:55 PM
now that everyone is on the same page...
how come he's so fat and alll the other zora's are skinny?
He eats too much and doesn't get enough exercise.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 24, 2006, 06:20:26 AM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 23, 2006, 06:14:15 PM
Make your posts longer than one word please Anju.
Sorry,I forgot. ;)
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 25, 2006, 10:56:49 AM
probably the kings fat because hes rich and affords like a buffet everyday while the other zoras are poor.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 25, 2006, 10:59:11 AM
thats what I said overindulgance.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 25, 2006, 11:00:46 AM
oh,i didnt see that ;)
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on July 25, 2006, 11:11:26 AM
Its ok, dont sweat it.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 25, 2006, 11:47:14 AM
He doesn't look like a Zora.I bet he couldn't swim.he'd sink to the bottom of the Domain.They'd need a lot more that just the Zora inhaitants to get him out! ;D
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 25, 2006, 12:27:43 PM
of course he cant swim.he just sits down blocking the way to zoras fountain.
also,i checked king zoras feet.THEY LOOK LIKE HUMAN FEET!!
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on July 25, 2006, 04:28:19 PM
He's deformed. ;D :-* ???
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on July 26, 2006, 10:41:31 AM
another question is,why do zoras eat fish if they are fish?
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Satsun on August 01, 2006, 07:41:39 AM
Am I the only one who actually has an spare game just to see him do that?  ;)

I luff that part... when I was like... 5... I was really scared of him, though... he made weird sounds...

Oh, and I think it's like asking why do sharks eat fish if they are fish...?
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 01, 2006, 07:43:34 AM
Fair point on the shark eating fish when the shark is a fish point, Satsun.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on August 01, 2006, 10:56:24 AM
true I have one fileon the spirit temple to do whenever I want.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on August 05, 2006, 03:39:04 PM
then again,i hardly see theme at at all :-\...
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Raccoon on August 10, 2006, 04:01:49 AM
Quote from: Anju on July 25, 2006, 11:47:14 AM
He doesn't look like a Zora.I bet he couldn't swim.he'd sink to the bottom of the Domain.They'd need a lot more that just the Zora inhaitants to get him out! ;D
He doesn't swim -  he floats.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on August 13, 2006, 09:15:01 PM
actually u dont see him a lot in water... :-\
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Raccoon on August 14, 2006, 08:21:03 AM
But how could he be King of Zoras if he couldn't even swim.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on August 14, 2006, 10:51:02 AM
lol thats why he sits there, he is the only one who can stay there with out being pushed off.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on August 14, 2006, 01:58:02 PM
 ;D lol yea i agree
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 14, 2006, 02:27:39 PM
Well, if the king is decided by who can't be pushed off the throne, a Goron should use his awesome strength and push off the king and claim Zora's Domain. :P
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on August 16, 2006, 11:08:04 PM
but it will take the gorons forever to adapt to the water. :-*
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on August 17, 2006, 05:10:05 PM
They curl up like rocks and die in water! ;D
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 17, 2006, 06:59:24 PM
Quote from: flaminghalo on August 16, 2006, 11:08:04 PM
but it will take the gorons forever to adapt to the water. :-*
I said they'll take over it.  I didn't say they'll live in it.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on August 17, 2006, 08:15:37 PM
No they curl up in the snow and manage to live.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on August 18, 2006, 08:14:19 AM
I wonder if he was skinny when he got there, but just gained a bunch of wait from sitting around all the time.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Raccoon on August 18, 2006, 08:46:03 AM
Quote from: Anju on August 17, 2006, 05:10:05 PM
They curl up like rocks and die in water! ;D
But MM, they could survive in snow.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on August 18, 2006, 10:12:11 PM
That is what I said.
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Pale Dim on August 19, 2006, 05:40:05 AM
How come he was the 1 of the only 2 things you could unfreeze as an adult? Why didn't any thing else melt?
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Anju on August 19, 2006, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: Nabooru on August 17, 2006, 08:15:37 PM
No they curl up in the snow and manage to live.
In MM,when you're Goron Link and you curl up,it looks like he has a hat and mittens on! ;D
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: Nabooru on August 19, 2006, 11:39:56 AM
doesnt he?  :-\
Title: Re:The Fat King
Post by: flaminghalo on August 30, 2006, 03:14:22 PM
i never really noticed