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Title: "I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 08, 2005, 09:21:29 PM
So I was playing Majora's Mask, just started a new game, and beat the Woodfall Temple.  You remember when you beat that dungeon, don't you?  You take the princess to the king and they free the monkey and everyone is happy.  Then you learn that the Deku Butler is so pleased with what you did, he wants to give you a gift of his so called "graditude."  He meets you in that shrine, and you think, 'oh cool, time to claim the reward,' but no, you have to follow him someplace.  So you follow him... and follow him, and follow him some more, all through treacharous obstacales such as... walls of fire!  Have I died and gone to hell, or is making someone follow you on a stupid suicidal run just to get a freaking PIG MASK not the opposite of "gratitude?"
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: Jack on July 08, 2005, 09:34:11 PM
But... but... you can smell mushrooms! Mushrooms, man!
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 08, 2005, 09:40:05 PM
Good point.  I guess... I guess I never really appreciated what he did...  :'( Sorry Mr. Deku.  

I should whip up a comic of that whole ordeal, making fun of the absudity of it.  The inevitable ending will of course be Link snapping.
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: bgrugby on July 09, 2005, 09:57:28 AM
Haha yes that would be a great comic to do of...JUST DO NOT HAVE HIM SAY "Excuse me Princess" or I will hunt you down SL.
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: Rievault on July 09, 2005, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 08, 2005, 09:34:11 PM
But... but... you can smell mushrooms! Mushrooms, man!

'S all the in shrooms.. is Link a stoner?
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: Jack on July 09, 2005, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: bgrugby on July 09, 2005, 09:57:28 AM
Haha yes that would be a great comic to do of...JUST DO NOT HAVE HIM SAY "Excuse me Princess" or I will hunt you down SL.

Sounds like a challenge, SL.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 09, 2005, 04:44:45 PM
Behold.

Page 1
http://usera.imagecave.com/Wyndisis/z_comiccopy.jpg

Page 2
http://usera.imagecave.com/Wyndisis/z_comic001copy.jpg

Page 3
http://usera.imagecave.com/Wyndisis/z_comic002copy.jpg
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Jack on July 09, 2005, 09:16:39 PM
Hahaha, two thumbs up. :)

(Please let me post that somewhere on TDC.)
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: bgrugby on July 10, 2005, 12:15:53 AM
In the words of the guy from the Actors Guild show....."Simply scrumptous!!!!"

Brilliant SL Brilliant.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 10, 2005, 10:15:18 AM
Really?  You sure can post it.  



QuoteIn the words of the guy from the Actors Guild show....."Simply scrumptous!!!!"
Are you talking about that weird dude that Will Ferrel used to play on SNL?
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: weienw on July 10, 2005, 09:34:34 PM
Wow, that was excellent, and I never played that part in MM! I really laughed a couple of times there.

1st page bottom half of 3rd panel: Link's expression is EXCELLENT. In that case I daresay a picture really is worth a thousand words (I mean "crazed smile on his face" just doesn't do justice ^^). I noticed the "erk" anime cross-thing in the center panel, and the bottom-left panel's depiction of pain is awesome.

The spirit throughout is captured perfectly. Encore (yea, when I appraise works of art, I appraise them ;D).
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 11, 2005, 11:40:13 AM
Thank you for the compliments.   ;D  You are lucky you never played that part.  It was horrible.  There is one part in there where Link has to run through a across this big floor, looks totally innocent, but you find out that it is this maze where walls of fire pop up when you try to run through!  That is just one of the things.  Then there are things he has to jump and flip over.  Missing the next platform sends him down a never ending pit.  
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: bgrugby on July 11, 2005, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on July 10, 2005, 10:15:18 AM
In the words of the guy from the Actors Guild show....."Simply scrumptous!!!!"
Are you talking about that weird dude that Will Ferrel used to play on SNL?
Quote

Yes and it is killing me that I can't think of his real name but I'm too lazy to look it up on the Internet.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2005, 07:44:17 PM
James Lipton!

"An absolute delight!"
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: bgrugby on July 11, 2005, 08:35:33 PM
Ahhh splendid, splendid. Of course the magnificant and all-knowing Jack would know.

(+20 Brownnose points for me  ;D)
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 11, 2005, 09:13:50 PM
"That preformance was scrumtralescent."
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: zeldafreak1997 on July 11, 2005, 10:22:37 PM
Quote from: Rievault on July 09, 2005, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 08, 2005, 09:34:11 PM
But... but... you can smell mushrooms! Mushrooms, man!

'S all the in shrooms.. is Link a stoner?

no, mairo is.

Quote from: Jack on July 11, 2005, 07:44:17 PM
James Lipton!

"An absolute delight!"

"tasty!!1"~a friend of mine
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: weienw on July 12, 2005, 03:21:34 PM
Quote(+20 Brownnose points for me)

XD

Oh, and from the sound of the Butler obstacle-course, Dampe the Gravekeeper from OOT's obstacle course comes to mind. Where you have to follow Dampe's ghost and he throws fireballs at you and being hit by even one means that you'll never make it and will have to start over. Am I on the right track?
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: Rievault on July 12, 2005, 04:05:11 PM
Quote from: zeldafreak1997 on July 11, 2005, 10:22:37 PM
Quote from: Rievault on July 09, 2005, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 08, 2005, 09:34:11 PM
But... but... you can smell mushrooms! Mushrooms, man!

'S all the in shrooms.. is Link a stoner?

no, mairo is.

Yeah, but he just eats them. Link sniffs 'em. Even if you ingested large quantities of cocaine, it still wouldn't be half as harmful to your system than if you snorted it.

This explains why Link can't talk. All those shrooms gave him brain damage.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 12, 2005, 04:10:36 PM
Oh yeah, the thing with Dampe.  It is a lot like that.
Title: Re:"I'll show you "graditude," Deku Butler!"
Post by: zeldafreak1997 on July 13, 2005, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: Rievault on July 12, 2005, 04:05:11 PM
Quote from: zeldafreak1997 on July 11, 2005, 10:22:37 PM
Quote from: Rievault on July 09, 2005, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 08, 2005, 09:34:11 PM
But... but... you can smell mushrooms! Mushrooms, man!

'S all the in shrooms.. is Link a stoner?

no, mairo is.

Yeah, but he just eats them. Link sniffs 'em. Even if you ingested large quantities of cocaine, it still wouldn't be half as harmful to your system than if you snorted it.

This explains why Link can't talk. All those shrooms gave him brain damage.

heh your right. once i was eating wipted cream outta the can, i had more air than cream.
hehehe, dont try it you get all mellow and have an urge to watch hello kitty XD
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on March 27, 2006, 01:29:53 PM
And if u get all the masks, something cool will happen I think when u beat the game! Link it has little cut scenes for the masks!
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: MagmarFire on March 27, 2006, 04:34:30 PM
I don't think I ever saw that. :(
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on March 27, 2006, 05:14:15 PM
I haven't seen it either, I read it somewhere.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Howl on April 07, 2006, 10:02:22 PM
Quote from: TP Zelda on March 27, 2006, 01:29:53 PM
And if u get all the masks, something cool will happen I think when u beat the game! Link it has little cut scenes for the masks!
u will get the feirce deity mask
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Malons on April 08, 2006, 05:00:18 AM
I tend to find myself overly saddened when I clicked upon the link leading myself to a funny comic when suddenly the link no longer works and the image before, certainly, isn't a comic. In which case I grew, at first, enraged and consumed with rage. Though Soon after I realize it's the internet's fault and began to cry. Tears leapt from my face unto my keyboard, and thus, this message has taken me twenty minutes longer to type thanks to a ruined keyboard...

The moral? No broken links...

I'd like to see this comic if possible though <<;;
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on April 08, 2006, 03:40:28 PM
i cant follow the deku butler! hes too fast! even with the bunny hood on i still cant beat it!
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: MagmarFire on April 09, 2006, 02:01:05 PM
Well, it takes practice. Besides, if you roll attack, you can gain a little extra speed.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on April 09, 2006, 02:14:09 PM
oh.....got'cha ;D
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: medli on April 10, 2006, 04:02:47 AM
how can a deku be so fast?
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Omni-Link on April 10, 2006, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on July 11, 2005, 09:13:50 PM
"That preformance was scrumtralescent."
????  ???
OW!! that word hurts my head
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: medli on April 10, 2006, 01:27:31 PM
i'm just as confused as you are
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on April 10, 2006, 04:01:16 PM
mer too
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: medli on April 11, 2006, 04:18:25 AM
yea. the deku butler...........is.........gay? ???
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on April 11, 2006, 12:11:12 PM
Quote from: Omni-Link on April 10, 2006, 09:31:59 AM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on July 11, 2005, 09:13:50 PM
"That preformance was scrumtralescent."
????  ???
OW!! that word hurts my head

It's a made up word from a Saturday Night Live skit.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on April 11, 2006, 01:05:39 PM
the deku butler isnt gay. he has a son! u know when u get the mask of scents, he says something bout his son MF? well, its either in the Southern Swamp Temple, or when ur trying to get to Skullkid, u know that tree that looks like a deku? thats the deku butlers son! do u get me?
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: MagmarFire on April 11, 2006, 02:00:23 PM
Yeah, I do, actually. It HAS to be his son.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: TP Zelda on April 11, 2006, 03:00:03 PM
it is! because when i beat the game, he was with the little deku tree! and when u beat the game it has a movie for each of the masks! except the goron (i think) and Fierce Dietys.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 06, 2006, 10:38:07 AM
Did you know that ugly tree thing in the begining of the game in that tunnel where you turn into a Deku Scrub is the Buttler's on?!?!?! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o How did he become a tree anyway? :-\
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: MagmarFire on May 07, 2006, 08:30:32 AM
I suppose that it was because of the Skull Kid. Hey, he turned Link into a Deku Scrub, so the evidence seems quite overwhelming.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 13, 2006, 07:18:29 AM
Makes sense. If it was me, though, I would have just thrown him off the cliff!
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: MagmarFire on May 13, 2006, 09:20:25 AM
Well, if you were talking about the Skull Kid, I don't know how much good it would do, considering that he could levitate.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 13, 2006, 06:07:09 PM
I'd still just through him off the cliff, it's fun watching them fall... and fall... and fall.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Howl on May 30, 2006, 12:51:13 AM
you forgot the evil laughter
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Anju on June 08, 2006, 11:04:47 AM
An evil laugh is like sprinkles on ice cream. ;D
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 08, 2006, 10:14:04 PM
Muha muha ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 10, 2006, 10:07:51 PM
I wish I still had those pictures so I could find a new host and post them again...
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 10:11:34 PM
And you post this here because?
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 10, 2006, 10:16:49 PM
What are you talking about?
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on June 10, 2006, 10:07:51 PM
I wish I still had those pictures so I could find a new host and post them again...
This, what else would I be talknig about, because it is spam.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 10, 2006, 10:21:11 PM
What?!  I am not following.  Please, explain to me, how that post is spam.  I am dying to know.  Perhaps I should be banned from these forums for posting such crap.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 10:28:34 PM
I'll make this short: What pictures? ,These pictures would get you a new post how?, and What happened to the original post with these pictures?  Answer those questions, and I'll explain why it's spam.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 10, 2006, 10:32:35 PM
Why are you so intent on accusing me of spamming?  Do you even know what spam is?  First of all, LOOK through the thread *hint: first page* and you will see what I was talking about.  Do some research before you start making accusations.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 10:35:17 PM
Sorry, I think. I'm not sure what to say because I hit myself with a book.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 10, 2006, 10:37:17 PM
Hey, it's alright.  Just make sure to read before you post... or whatever...
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 10:44:10 PM
Still thogh, it's apparent to me now that the Deku Mask might be a reincarnation of the Deku Butler's son. I mean, the Goron and Zora Masks were reincarnations of a Zora and a Goron.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Aeliran on June 10, 2006, 10:49:40 PM
Y'know that makes sense, except why would the butler be at the tree in the ending? Well, wait...that would be that the skullkid would have to suck the spirit out of the son to curse Link with it.

And when you use the song to make those statues, they turn out like the ones before.

But why would the butler's son turn into a still tree like that? Do they just grow roots when they die?
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 10:51:24 PM
Mabye, but we'll never know.
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Aeliran on June 10, 2006, 11:04:03 PM
It would solve the logging problem.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CUT DOWN HALF THE FOREST!"

"Oh calm down, we'll just kill off a few dekus."
Title: Re:"I'll show you 'graditude,' Deku Butler!"
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 11, 2006, 01:10:11 PM
Quote from: TP Zelda on April 08, 2006, 03:40:28 PM
i cant follow the deku butler! hes too fast! even with the bunny hood on i still cant beat it!
You're not trying to beat him in a race; you're just trying to keep up with him to get the Mask of Scents.