This is just a game whocares kind of thought of, I accently said why does in the what if game, so I make this game, its a complaining game basically, heres an example
why does this game have to be made? and the next poster goes:
Cause its suppose to be. ok, I think you guys get the point, I'll go first.
Why did angels and airwaves have to break up?
because many people haven't even heard of them.
why did my brother have to push me off the bike and then eat all the spagetti! grr.
Cause he loves you.
Why did I lose my job?
Cause your boss doesn't like you.
Why did I have to remake hyrulecity, oh the hatred.
because sometimes websites can be evil
why cant i be on as often as i was? :'(
Because school is evil
Why is there such a thing as school?
because i havent yet invented a time machine to eat the dude who invented it
why havent i?
Because your to lazy.
Why is darklink not liking hidden triforce?
Because he's afraid of change....change as in monetary issued coins......yeah.
Why does my lower back hurt?
Because I knocked it with a big branch
Why does angels and airwaves rock so much?
Cause they're no longer together as a band.
Why does my neck hurt as well?
Because it does
Why don't I have 3000 posts yet?
Becuase you try too hard.
Why do I have only 200-something?
Because you do?
Why did I just beat medli in posting count?
Because, you learned better than most people on how to post a lot and not spam....plus that medli person is banned.....they get what they deserve.
Why does blood have to be red?
Because thats the way it should be.
Why does magmarfire watch lord of the rings way to much? lol.
"Cause he does.
Why are all the good Zelda games so simple and so short. >:(
Because. Are you sure that ain't why you like em?
Why do I have to be so awesomely lame?
Because I'm so lamely awesome. Why is my English teacher so mean?
Cause she doesn't like kids?
Why has today been so boring?
Because you've been staring at the wall all day. Why does dry ice burn me?
Because it tastes nasty.
Why don't I have the new godsmack cd? Shame on me.
Because you spent all that money on an iPod. Why do lightbulbs go pop?
You know, I don't know...
Why am I a member of so many forums?
Because you're overly talkative. Why are boogers green?
so it's embarassing when you eat them, that's right, i caught you.
Why isn't this in the chatboard?
Because I can't tell the difference. Why wouldn't wolves be tame if they were raised by humans?
Because wolves arn't nice.
Why do I like fantasy movies so much?
Because you're in you're own little fanstasy. Why is my mom watching Chicago with the commentary?
Because there is nothing on tv?
Why are there so many starwars movies and only so little time to watch them?
They want to drive Starwars fans cuckoo-bananas! Why are M&M made of chocolate?
Cause it makes them tasty.
Why is this the best zelda forum ever?
Because it's run by Jack. Why are my hands gummy?
Because they are.
Why do I like pepsi so much?
Because you're so hyper. Why is this coming week a four day week for my school?
cuz stone cold said so
why can't i smell what the rock is cookin?
Because you're nose is clogged. Why does eating something sweet then eating something fruity taste sour?
Because sugar is sour.
Why does subway taste so good?
Because it's healthy. Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
Because they like each other.
Why am I member of so many forums?
Because your like me, you can't keep your mouth shut. ;D Why does my History teacher hate me?
Because he's mean.
Why do I have to have a dumb cold?
because its not a dumb warm.
why am i not allowed to have anymore sugar? :'( :'( :'(
to ruin the forum fun.
Why did they stop allowing you to have sugar? your funny when your hyper. ;D
Because they're heart is just a big, black hole. Why are all my Pixy Stix gone?
because i ate it :-\
Why is your avatar creepy?
Because he's creepy...
Why is dragon lord creepy?
because pillz-e and Gir rock!
Why does kingdom hearts rock?
because it was made that way
why cant i think of anything to ask?
You just did.
Why can't I change my name anymore? :( I wanna be roxas. :( ;D
Because Zelda Veteran doesn't like it. Why won't the kids in the back of the bus just SHUT-UP ALREADY!?
Because they are annoying
Why are computers crapy?
Becuace their so called "brain" doesn't work. Why can't this coming week be a one-day week?
because the week after this week is a 2-day week :]
( at least for me anyways... )
why cant every week be a 2-day week?
Because Vaati said so. ;D Why does everyone run away from me?
because you make little kids cry... :[ poor little kids...
WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO THE STUPID BALLET!!
Cause you do.
Why did my laptop go bye bye?
Because it ran away from you too. :( Why are do poeple pronounce carmel (care-uh-mell) ? It's car-mul! CAR-MUL!
Cause there morons...
Why is school boring?
because the same morons who pronounce carmal the wrong way made school too
why am i unable to sleep
Cause you had too much sugar.
Why am I tired?
because you.. um... I TOOK YOU SUGAR!
why cant i know the meaning of all japanese names.
Because knowing all the Japanese names and ruining it for me annoys me!!!!!
Because you don't have hinoseijin
Why did this computer disconnect me?
Because the evil computers are out for all we've got. Why are the kids in the back of the bus so racist?
Cause they're mean.
Why can't this kid watch something else?
Because they're a T.V. hog? Why did my friend have to move to Ohio? :(
Cause he or she was a buckeye fan. ;D
Why is isn't it friday night yet?
because its thursday
why does my arm still feel like a noodle?
Because my head feels like a watermelon. Why did it take so long for me to get my hat back?
Cause you moved slow.
Why did Bo(The old michigan couch) have to die?
Because Bo went to couchie heaven. Why am I staying up so late?
because while you slept normally you had a small chip implanted in your brain that is slowly making you follow the customs of an owl, and eventually you will staert jumping out of trees and landing on mice and voles and junks like that.
why is my answer so long?
because your uhhh... very uhhh... creative? yeah! creative...
why does everything have to be so difficult?
Because people are mean.
Why does my teacher give me Bs on EVERTHING!(i think he has problems 'cause i should've Aced that test!)
Cause he probably has problems.
Why is this day boring?
Because your staring at the wall. Why am I listening to Meat Loaf again?
Cause baby, gotta love that rock and roll. Hot patooty, bless my soul, gotta love that rock and roll...
- Rocky horror picture show
Why does no one post often as they used to?
Cause they are boring people.
Why is michigan losing to Ohio state?
Because Ohio rules! (I'm from Illinois, but my cousin are from Ohio) Why can't I mold clay right?
because you have no dexterity
why is it always [size=462]FREEZING![/size] in my house? im a reptile for crying out loud!
Oh, I thought you were just the king of reptiles.
Why are my fingers always freakin [size=20]FROZEN?!?!?![/size]
Because Twinrova froze them. Why do I get to go to my dad's office on Wednesday?
Guess he told you to?
Why does this new computer of mine rock the house? Big time? ;D
Because my computer is slow... :( Why is my sister so touchy about the littlest things?
Because she's cranky.
Why is my mom always forgetful?
Because she was born without a brain. :P'
Why do I have to listen to Dad's junky music?
Because he's doing it to get on your nerves. Why aren't I getting PH?! >:( :(
Because of socio economicdesparity. :P
Why does "why" have to be a relative pronoun!? :P
I don't know?
Why are kids annoying?
Because they don't know when enough is enough. Why can't I reach any of the icicles on my house. I want icicle. :(
Cause your to short to reach them?
Why am I bored.
Because 7 8 9. Why can't I go to get fabric with my mom while she's out? I wanna make my Minish Vaati hat!
Cause, I don't know....
Why can't it be the weekend?
Because I keep playing the Song of Time and make the day start over. Ah hah hah hah hah! ;D
Why couldn't Fairview's JV Basketball team win last night, my friend had a great game and we still lost.
Because I told them to. Why do dogs drink out of toilets.
Cause they are weird?
Why do I like Pepsi?
Becuase its less Evil then Coke.
Why does my sister like to run around nude?
Because she is weird?
Why did you have to tell us that?
becuase I'm bored as hell
Why did they not show the Mouth of Sauron in the LOTR movies?
Cause they are losers.
Why isn't sydney or norman online, Im so bored.
becuase there alseep at this our like practical people
why do the Skull Kids in OoT not rember you as an adult and not attack you?
Cause they are dumb.
Why do I have to go to school today?
becuase the goverment wishes to blot out all that amkes you, you
Why does my cat have have to walk infront of my computer screen when i type?
Cause she likes annoying you.
Why did I leave my book at home?
its a he, becuase you are dumbass
Why are you dumbass?
I feel insulted... So Im not answering. Turns head from*
Why did that have to be mean?
because i am also (slightly) modeling my self off of Red Foreman from That 70's Show
Why do people have to be dumb asses?
Because some people can make it be funny. Why does psychology have to exist?
becuase it helps people sort out there emotional problems
Why are there so many dumb asses in the world?
Bcause apparently psychology isn't doing a very good job of helping people overcome their emotions. Why don't you lighten up some?
becuase i'm horribly depresed over my parents divource :'(
Why do I love to watch Sailor Moon?
Cause you know you want too?
Why don't they play the college football everyday?
Becuase its the sport that causes the most fights
Why is Bush still Alive?
Because he can be.
Why Is mitch albom such a good author?
becuase he can captivate a reader?(i've never even heard of him before :))
why is dick cheney not in prison?
Apparently, he didn't do anything against the law. Why not?
Because you never heard of Mitch Albom! He wrote the five people you meet in heaven!
Why haven't you heard of Mitch Albom?
you havent heard of his hunting trips have you, were he "Accidently" shot a person/persons
Do you watch the news at all?
Nope. Too depressing for me.
Why did Sydney have to leave? I feel so bored.
becuase he realized he has better things to do
why does my dog growl at me in the dark?
Cause he doesn't like you.
Why do you have to be mean to catholics?
as i have said before, i do not have a problem with everyday catholics, its the church and the die hard ones i have problems with
Then you must have problems with me, I feel sorry for ya then.
ah then you are a die hard catholic then :o toushay ;D we shall soon have one hell of a debute soon if this continues
The hell we will, ignoring.
ok, i have no problem with droping this ;D
Why wont Sydney's parents let me date her? :(
becuase you seam to be rather unstable
Why am I fealing emoitainaly drained?
I don't know.
Why do I feel bored now that syd left.
becuase she/he was the girl/boy her/his parents wouldnt let you go out with?
why do i like poison ivy?
Because you can.
Why is my friend being annoying?
'Cause that's the way I am! GET USED TO IT! :P
I ment david you dork. ::)
Why are you smarter than me?
becuase he can get a girl :P
why are Gizmo's offspring so hostile towards everything?
Cough, I believe I have a girl, and he doesn't. well sort of, she's gonna talk to her parents about us.
I don't know why you can't really.
Why don't Sydney's parents let her date?
i think its not the actual "dating" i beilve they are conserned about "who" she is dating, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what i mean? know what i mean?
were do gremlins originate from?
Which part of Sydney's parents wont let her date do you under stand, god.
And this is the why why why game, not the where where where game and finally, how should I know?
hmm good point, but we are saposed to ask questions that toher people dont know the answers to,
why can't they make a good christmas movie these days?
I made the game, I think I know how to play my own game, rolls eyes.
Because the people are monsters.
Why don't you know I made this game?
becuase it never came up in our "discusion" yesterday
Why hasnt Simon Coel gotten shot yet?
Who is that?
Why don't other people post in the games?
simon cowl(cant rember the exact spelling) is the judge on American Idol and is perhaps one of the biggest asses/critics in the world
why doesnt Jdog know of Simon Cowl?
Because I only watch Nick and ESPN, and he's on neither of those channels.
Why is Sydney booked every weekend?
becuase she has better things to do then hang out with some one like you :P
Why does sydney even like you?
Because we've known each other for a long time.
Why do you have issues with me?
Why was the GCN version of TP delayed until December, while the Wii version came out last month? I want to know!
Cause they are monsters
Why did gamestop not have any Nintendo Wiis? :(
Because they don't have TP yet. I'm getting it on Monday! :)
Good for you.
Why isn't Sydney getting on yet? :(
Because Sydney's probably asleep or busy doing something else. Why are some lights purple, and some lights not purple?
Cause some want to be a different color.
Why am I bored?
Because I'm having fun! Why don't dog farts sound like: PPpppfffttt!!! ?
Cause we don't want to hear unwanted sounds...
Why did you ask that?
hey, this is the perfect time to ask WHO IS SYDNEY!
no seriously, i dont know...
My friend.
Why did you scream?
Because they did it for ice cream. Why do I still have to do my stupid current events?!
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Why am I eating subway?
becuase its good for yah
Why are you now an Eragon fan? i thought you havent even read the book yet.
Because I like eragon.
Why is Pepsi good?
because it is less evil then Coke-Matt Guiler KXVO news anchor or Omaha Nebraska
Why am i so tired?
Cause you need some sleep.
Why must you mock me?
becuase it comes from my influence by Simon Cowl and normal attitude towards life
are you going to finsih Eragon before Friday?
Don't know.
Why do you have to be such a sick sick boy?
becuase it comes with the personality ;D
Why must you not start religously reading Eragon?
Cause I want more me time.
Why does this label thing have to take so long to make?
becuase you have a slow computer ;D
Why must it alwas be so dang dark in the winter mornings? :-[
Because there is a thing called snow clouds.
Why is it cold in here?
Because it's meterlogical winter. Why do the wolves howl at night?
Cause they are bored.
Why do I keep getting the answering machine when I try to call one of my friends?
becuase they dont have nearly as much free time as we do...
Why can't holywood make an accurate film, based on a novel?
Because of time constraints and a want to surpass the author which usually leads to the downfall of the movie in comparison to the book.
Why can't I be young again?
becuase you do not have power over Krono(the magic of time)
Why havent i seen you at all?(refering to dominque)
Because I've not been here as often as I use to be when I first started an account here.
Why did I change my name?
so the people who do remeber you dont reconize you :)
Why does every one not as evil as me?
Because they can't control it once it gets that far...me...I'm more evil...
Why is my nose all stuffed up?
becuase winter has come
Why cant they cancel Gilmore Girls allready and bring BlueCollar Tv back?
Because TV isn't how it should be...
Why can't my head feel better?
becuase the eye of Sauron is fixed apon it
why do the most stupid people get the most powerful political positions?
Because they have money and you don't....well neither do I...
Why are the MISFITS so awesome?
becuase they are a good band
Why hasnt Bush been Assignated yet?
Because he still has money...
Why can't I stop being a ninja for hire on the weekends?
becuase it makes good money
Why havent i heard that your an assassin for hire?
Because you never asked...
Why is the pay for being a ninja for hire better than working at a white-collar job?
becuase you can be hired by people like me!(once again damnit there needs to be an evil face >:(!
why do i like evanescance?
Cause it soothes even the most savage of beasts?
Why DOES that guy like evanescence?
becuase they are inspiring and remind me of the darkness within me!
Why cant there be some as talented as Dr.Saus around to make movies that arent crap?
Because Tarantino makes better films than everyone and they all are too ashamed to challenge him...
Why doesn't Sabata have skinny fingers?
becuase i am fat!
Why dont people apreciate those who are different rather then try to shun them?
Because they're narrow-minded and judge based on a predetermined standard that is simply preposterous to uphold....it's stupid, really.
Why do I have a limited vocabulary...
because you need to read the dictonary(its realy interesting actauly)
why must i send an email to my german teacher?
Beleive it or not, I have...
And yeah, you need to because if you don't he'll be pissed.
Why do I have a myspace?
I don't know.
Why do I have to wait at least ANOTHER week to get my pre ordered GCN version of TP? It was supposed to come in two days! TWO FREAKING DAYS! AND WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY DELAY MY ORDER! AAUUGGHH!!!! (2 guards come and drag me out.)
go to gamestop you fool
why are you a fool?
Cause its a free country.
Why is there answering machines? They just hurt people.
becuase they record messages you
Why am i surprised to see Stepheny Weir(the ex-Queen of mad tv) on the abc show Big Day
No clue.
Why don't I know what your talking about>
Because you're not interested in the same things as he
Why does my heart feel like it stopped?
becuase you've been taking to much drugs
Why wont Jdog log off and finsih ereagon?
Cause you logged off the desert, and thats a bad thing.
Why did you log off/
you aksing me or dominique?
Whom are you aksing?
Dom, sorry, late post.
Why was that a late post?
becuase you need to finsish Eragon!
Why cant i stop thinking of LOTR?
Cause its the greatest movie/book ever.
Why does mountain dew keep me awake during biology?
becuase its loaded with caffeen and sugar!
Why do i know that jack sparrow is a fem?
Because she mentioned it a thousand times.
Why am I bored?
becuase you havent finished reading eragon, so start reading damnit!!!
Why am i fasinated by a picture of a dryad?
Cause your weird.
Why do I have to go to bed? :(
becuase you need your sleep
why hanst any 1 posted on the bush topic after my rant?
Cause its a boring topic.
Why do I feel like not sleeping?
becuase your sub-concous wnats you to stay awake a and read Eragon
Why isn't my life over yet?
Because you haven't done whatever it is that'd make it expire yet...
Why do my ears feel like they're on fire?
Cause you hit fire.
Why am I so bored?
Because you're being a lazy layabout.
Why didn't I cuss?
Because your angry.
Why are kids annoying?
Because they're young and they tend to believe they have more knowledge in that little noggin of their's than anyone else....and plus they're quite destructive...
Why was that so long?
cause you want to give me brain damage. ;D
Why are books better than the movie?
Because events are described rather than depicted.
Why don't I have my PS3 yet?
Cause mail service is slow.
Why don't I have any more mountain dew? :(
Cause it's gone.
Why is the Jdog still here?
cause I just got off the phone with a girl
Why am I now bored?
becuase you need to READ eragon, do it damnit >:(
Why cant i find mutch stuff on German Families on the net?
Cause the net is racist.
Why am I bored?
becuase you need to read!
Why hasnt any one posted on this since decomber 14th? this is yet another great posting game
Because me and you and a few other people who rarely post now days only posted in this game.
why arent there many avid posters left?
cause their all boring.
Why are we the only ones that post in this game?
becuase at the moment verybody else is going to bed like sane people
Why must Hi no Seijen bring up crasp that i diddnt even say?
cause he can.
Why don't know what carsp is?
its crap but it got jangled up due to my fat fingers!!!
Why must i be so fat?
Cause your lazy.
Why am I bored?
becuase you have yet to find something that consumes every mortal fiber of your being
Why must I be so weird?
cause your not normal.
Why haven't they made many good movies lately?
becuase holywood has gone down hill
why must i constantly analize and think about everything?
cause you like to annoy us with smartness.
Why doesn't my basketball coach play me in our games?
becuase your a friggin midget(by basketball standers)
Why must the world scorn those who are inteligent?
cause its fun.
Why does mudvayne rock so much?
once again talk about some one that people here would actualy know about....
Why must people not understand those who are inteligent?
cause they dont?
Why is tv getting boring?
becuase there are few good shows out now.
Why are some people so ignorant?
cause they are
Why can black people sing like the way they do?
you arent refering to rap are you? becuase thats not singing, in any way shape or form
Why did you have to break a rule in the forums by calling me a dumbass?
becuase one who doughts the playing skills of Jimmy hendrix does indead deserve to be called a dumbass
look, its a free country, and i don't like Jimmy hendrix, cause I think his songs were stupid and annoying, I can. thank you very much.
.... sigh* your lucky i just got a warning or i would so chew your ass out right now. 8)
Thats cussing sabata!!(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k287/ZeldaVeteran/icon_stressed.gif) That IS in fact, against the rules. Im not issuing a warning, because I dont want to ban you. I dont like to be held responcible for giving the third warning. Please, watch yourself, i dont want to issue another warning. :-*
Dude, I could take you any time.
Why can't you just except the fact that I don't like jimmy hendrix?
it doesnt matter that you dont like him, its that you deny him the tittle of Greatest Guitarist of all time, which is an insult to him and all those who have been lucky enough to see him play in person. that is why i got agrovated, you insulted a dead man
and wolf link is the all omniscient oracle of the world so jimmy would actually care if wolf link didn't think he was the greatest...but of course! how could we ever be so ignorant that a dead man would care about one of our opinions, let alone yours.
look, I don't really give a crap about this discussion. so moving right along.
omg Phantompig :P
and good choise Wolf Link, you did the right thing. Moving on.
Why does jack never post here?
He's rarely on... :-*
Why did I buy NBA live 07 for the psp and not PS2?
You obviously wanted something fun to play on the go.
Why did you buy an PSP >:( There ARE DS's out there. ;D
I have a DS too.
Why can't they release Phantom hourglass now?
because TP is still being enjoyed.
Why do you wanna know? :D
Cause J.D. wants to get it.
Why do I want to get PH?
Because it is a Legend Of Zelda game of course!
Why wouldnt you want ti?
cause
Why are girls such blondes?
Because they think it looks hot. (I for one like purple or black) Why hasn't anyone comented on my fanifc yet? :-*
becuase i havent read it
Why is it good Vaati?
Because its vaati, everything she does is good.
Why did my parents wake me up?
becuase they have things and people to do
why am i fealing scared all the sudden?
becuase your Lassie senses are telling you Timmy fell down the well.
agh, forgot the question again. If the Gerudo have a male every hundred years, how do they reproduce and still keep their specific features so well?
because they live for a long time (Twinrova was at least 380 years old)
why itunes so rubbish on my pc?
Cause its rubbish on mine too.
Why isn't my friend home so I can call her? :(
becuase shes cheating on you
Why do i suspect thta Wolf Link is Jdog?
because he is.
How can a FRIEND cheat on him?
By looking at his paper, and writting down what their answers are. ;D
Why do teachers think cheating is a bad thing?
because, it helps more kids get better grades, and then they feel bad about flunking out of kindergarted
wow, jdog man you realy need to stop changing your name every week
why does jdog change his name every week?
Actually, I've had this name since last wensday or so. So ha. :D
well i wasnt there find out about it, so ha-ha-HA!
Why did you laugh?
cus i felt like it lol
Why hasn't mudvayne made a new cd yet?
cus there busy doing varois things
Why am i so stoned?
cause your weird sometimes.
Why must mudvayne be so awesome?
becuase there not
Why is Jdog obsessed with stalking chicks and rap?
Im not stalking any one dummy, Im talking to her, quote the word talking, leave me alone.
allright i'l quite messing wiht you on that topic ::)
you better.
Why am I so tired right now?
because your putting all your energy into stocking chicks ;D
Just kiddin, becuase you havent been sleeping
Why the hell are there mexican skaters dancing to mexican music on Nbc?
Because people are weird.
Why do I think the patriots will go to the superbowl this year?
becuase you are stoned!
Why wont Nebraska ever succed in anything other then volleyball?
Cause they are losers.
Why is michigan one of the worst basketball teams ever this year?
becuase they dont use steroids ;D
Why am i so damn stoned?>??
because you are.
Why are you weird?
becuase i strive to be above the averge
Why did i just eat 7 chilidogs for supper?
Cause you are hungry.
Why is chris brown so hard to understand?
becuase hes not stoned
Why wont jdog shut up?
cause its a free country.
Why is Sabata being so hostile towards Jdog?
Because he has nothing better to do, and he keeps messing with members of the family, he'll find himself disliked very very fast. >:(
I'm pretty ticked at him already...There's nothing wrong about Jdog playing the game, just because Sabata doesn't like what he talks about.
Why did Bush get reelected?
The election was stolen
why did good presidents like Abraham lincoln, and JFK get assassinated, yet a bad president like bush hasnt been harmed. >:(
Because most of the people who actually got off of their lazy butts liked him enough to keep him in office.
Why is the hitaruti in the zanmoluth?
because the feral Glurnol harnued the bracher.
Why is it so fun to talk nonsense?
Bless you
Why do i have a bed time, why oh why? (goodnight guys)
because otherwise when would you sleep?(that is both answer and question)
You would sleep when the fishes sleep, and maybe with them too.
Why is my dog's butt furry?
Shukaku is within me, i never sleep. :P :P :P
(again, im stalling for time, but my dad is about to blow his stack, so goodnight for real now :-[)
Why was that so horribly mistimed?
Would you rather see the outline?(again, answer and question)
This is the why game...
Why don't you use why in your questions?
Because he didn't. (I dunno) Why do the boys at my school act like ***k faces when thay want a girl to like them? >:(
Most guys, unlike me, do not have the benefit of having friends that are of the female persuasion to let them know how girls like to be treated.
Why did ZV round house kick me in the face? Wouldn't a simple Ultima Shot done the trick?
A round house kick to the face oughta teach you a lesson about taking candy from children. And yeah, chix are complex, but good friends. Kim gave me static hair today. :P
Why did she take my hat, and then follow it up with a static rub?
Why would she not?
why would she?? (my hair was was a static afro, everyone was crackin up :D )
Why did the three pointer I shot, went out of the hoop.
Because GOD SAID SO!!!! >:(
Why am I speaking of God's wrath descending upon your unfortunate shot?
Because God doesn't apparently care, for if he did, you would've been stereotypically struck by lightning. I mean, why not a bolt of flowers?
Cause some flowers are pokey.
Why am I still getting nothing but busy signals? Every time at this time, its a busy signal!
Because you haven't thought to call at a different time yet.
Why did the fiddler go to Hamburg?
He was sick of Turkey ;D
Why is there an anime named Bleach, and not one named Clorox?
Because only Bleach was cool enough.
Why did the Beverly Hillbillies go to Beverly?
Because beverally hills is where they wanted to be ;D
-weezer
Why isnt the mackeral fresh?
Because rotten mackeral is better. Why haven't you learned that yet?
Cause bleach is better!
Why do some cell phones have music on it, when others don't?
Because not all cell phones were not made equal. We must fight for their equality. Why? Why not?
(Note: "Why not?" is the question you should answer.)
Because.
Why am I reading a book with king arthur in it?
The educational system forces you
Why am I reading the odyssey by Homer?
Either what you said or Homor forces you to. Why am I so cold?
because you were raised ina tough neighborhoos and learned to be devoid of feelings for anybody...wait, did you mean cold as in temperature?(that was teh question)
Yes, temperature wise.
....well then, sorry about that. Can you forgive me?
Certainly. But why ask if I can instead of asking if I will? (Don't worry; I wasn't offended. I actually laughed when I read that.)
because?
Why does this week have to be so tiring?
Define tiring. :P
Why does this winter have to be so snow-less (not that I have a problem with it or anything)? :D
Don't question it, just enjoy it.
Why is it not shocking that my friend is at kayla's house?
because you have been monitoring the signal from the chip you implanted in your friend's neck.
why does milk become butter when churned?
Cause, it does?
Why is it that when I call someone I like, they aren't home?
Because they look at the caller ID and leave :P
Why am i being such a bully? ;D
Cause you are evil zv, pure evil...
Why are you evil?
Im not evil, but I'm not holy either! ^_^
Why are you asking so many questions young one?
Because, questioning somone is fun...
Why did you call me young when Im older than you?
Because I'm older in the mind ::) (lie alert)
Why are we getting like 10 new members a day now?
Cause of your charming personality ;D
Why do old injuries act up when it gets cold?
Because they don't like people...
Why don't my friend respond to my IM? She's totally ignoring me...
Becuase... (when i have nothing nice to say, i wont say anything at all)
Why dont you change your name, and and then I.M. her again.
Because that will take to long.
Why isn't my friend home yet?
because she is somewhere else
why am I taking a ton of time using the paint program to make all of the people in TotD fighting my beast?
Beacause?
Why was this new drake and josh episode so funny?
Pseudochemicals in your brain told you it was.
Why did that zombie pull some crazy shenanigan?
Because he's evil like wal mart.
Why must drake always be mean to josh?
Because you fail to recognize that not all zombies are evil.
Why is why said three times in the title? Why why why?
Because the game would sound more fun...
Why is this game so fun?
'Cause it is.
Why are blonde girls so dumb?
They really aren't, I've met some blonde girls who were really smart, that's just a stupid stereotype.
Why are you reviving all the old dead topics?
'Cause I like to see you mad at me, and it's fun.
Why does the world need evil?
Because it doesn't.
Why does weetle think that evil is nessesary, when it's not?
Because without evil can not exist. So then there is Anarchey. :o :o :o
Why Voilinist think there shouldn't be evil.
Because your grammar sucks so bad I couldn't understand your answer.
Why is weetle posting he likes pie everywhere?
Quote from: weetle on May 09, 2007, 02:39:44 PM
'Cause it is.
Why are blonde girls so dumb?
They are not dumb,they could get all A's.
We answered that already, please stick to the game.
Why does everyone post while I'm not logged on.
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on May 12, 2007, 01:57:36 PM
We answered that already, please stick to the game.
I know I was just really mad at him for saying that.
A lot of people are mad at him for many reasons, if you want to argue with him though take it to PMs.
Everyone posts while you're not on... because we just don't like you.
Why does no one appreciate sidequests anymore? >:
Because all they care about now is being able to say they beat the game, they don't care about storyline and entertainment level.
Why is my sister throwing tantrums on Mother's Day?
Because that is what little sisters do, my friend.
Why do I insist on listening to this song several times over?
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on May 12, 2007, 01:51:07 PM
Because your grammar sucks so bad I couldn't understand your answer.
Why is weetle posting he likes pie everywhere?
'Cause I like PIE!!!
Quote from: Fisk on May 13, 2007, 09:29:36 AM
Because that is what little sisters do, my friend.
Why do I insist on listening to this song several times over?
Because you apparently like those songs. (I do the same thing.)
Why won't my mom buy me pizza?
Because they're unheathy and slowly rot you, turning you in to Ganondorf.
.......ouch..... well I have a high metabolism so it doesn't affect me much.
Why do I have a high metabolism?
Cause you have good health.
Why are the poeple behind me on the bus are COMPLETE MORONS, IDOITS, and use NO LOGIC.
Because they're like the people on my bus that are total neanderthals.
Why do you like pie?
Pie is a tasty snack to have with fluffy candy cane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why do I lone Potatoes
Because you like pie.
Why doesn't Link sweat?
Because he's a videogame character?
Why won't Nintendo say what Vaati's age is!?!?!?
because people are mean
why does pepsi have to taste so good?
I don't know what pepis are.
Why does the hilt of my dager hurt more than the top part?
um, I don know?
Why does this face have to look so confused? :o
Because this face looks so happy. ::)
Why am I officially a freshman?
Because you have a long year ahead of you...
Why does Midna not know what Pepsi is? :o
Are you serious? Thats pretty bad if you don't know what pepsi is!
Um, why am I tired?
Because you were staying up late?
Why does my grandma have to come with us on vacation!? :P ??? (She snores!!!!)
because she wants to torcher you with snoring.
Why are little children loud?
Because their lungs are disproportionally large.
...Why is Link shorter than Zelda and Midna? owo
The what now?
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on June 05, 2007, 07:26:43 PM
Why does Midna not know what Pepsi is? :o
Oh I know what pepsi is but the way he posted it confused me.Why do peopel think TP Link has BLOND hair.
Because he does, it's just... dirty blonde. Or something. I don't know the fifty shades of blonde hair colours.
Why you so stupid? You no hungry for girl, you hungry for HOT POCKET. (sorry, couldn't resist.)
Why do I end up clicking a shortcut to a frequently visited website instead of this other tab? >w>
TP Link has brown hair http://www.ryansgoblog.com/images/twilight_princess_link.jpg see!!!
Because you can.
Why did I get really annoyed in Kingdom Hearts 2?
I guess so. My sister has that colour hair but is considered blonde, though, so... Eh.
Because the final boss and/or Sephiroth are hard?
... Why are the pillows so awesome? >:
Because there fluffy.
Why is the boss I'm fighting so hard?
Because if it wasn't hard, it would be boring and way too easy.
Why don't I know if my cousin will be coming on vacation with me?
Because you're always the last to know things. XD
Why is Vaati so much fun to draw?
I've got this one! (Ahem!) Becuase he's so freakin' sexy!
Why is the Simpsons on?
Because.... it comes on at 6:00? I think. D:
Why do gangsters hold their guns at an angle? D:
Because gangsters suck. :P
Why is Vaati so sexy? (I know the answer, I just ran out of questions) :D
Because purple is the colour of winners.
...why have I run out of questions? >w>
Because...I have too?
Why is the sky blue?
Because god likes the color blue.
Why is this game hard?
Because that's what makes it fun.
Why isn't MSN instant messanger on my computer after I downloaded it?!
I don't know.
Why are all the bosses in KH so easy.(exseped for three.)
Because no one can beat me at it.
Why is this song glamerous by fergie so good?
Because you like it?
Why?
because
Why don't you give me your msn?
he doesnt like stalkers. hehe. just kidding
why DID the cow jump over the moon?
Because I'm not a 'he', I'm a 'she'
Why do I still have my friend Megan on my friends list?
um, cause shes still your friend?
Why am I bored?
Because there's nothing to do.
Why is the rum gone?
Because I drank it all! :D
Quote from: Twilight Link on June 11, 2007, 11:22:16 AM
um, cause shes still your friend?
Pfft. No. 8) I'm mad at her for continously dissing Vaati and being a total b***h about it. >:(
Why did you just bleep ouit a bad word?
Because I'll get a warning if I don't. :P
Why was my dream last night so freaky?
Because its called a nightmare.
Why is green day awesome?
Because they're green, of course! Go green!
Why am I so happy that I got new songs on my iPod?
(Actually, it wasn't a nightmare, I liked both my dreams)
Because music is made of win.
Why do my nightmares no longer faze me...?
Because you're too old to be afriad of monsters.
Why does coffee taste so good?
because it's made of cr*p
why is why is not why that is why to the 2nd power why?
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh?
why is it sunday already?
Becuse God loves you
why did he not understand why I said why.
Cause you are confusing.
Why is it so freaking hot out?
Because Riku'a mom is hot
Why am I confusing.
Because I'm smart....?
Why am I smart?
Because not everyone can be stupid.
Why did my toenail get ripped out? :'(
Because the human body is a digusting place. :-*
Why can't I get to sleep? (I already know the answer, a daytime nap and too much coffee)
Because sleep is for the weak minded!
Why am I here?
Because your not a loser.
Why do some people like rap so much?
they like listonong to some 'Gangsta' mak a sandwich out of himself.
Why is my pants small?
MOD EDIT: Sovelis, you just swore, which I just now censored. I'm going to have to give you a warning for that. ???
Because you outgrew them.
Why is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) better than Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? (1971)
because ones older. why do people(besides me) like new stuff better
It's a matter of taste. I like classic stuff as well.
Why?
just because :)
why cant i think of a question to ask ??? ?
Your brain is slush.
Why am I being cruel about your level of inteligence? ;D
Because your an evil evil boy.
\Why is it that everyone turns me down when I ask them out? :(
Because...you don't know what girls want?
Why do you have to pay to go to homecoming?
because people are mean
why does my homecoming have to be during basketball season? :(
Because people are mean. ;D
Why is my gym class so far away from English (my next class)
Because contractors are mean. :P
Why are we talking about mean people?
because we can!
Why is magmarfire's sister weird?
Because she's his sister. Duuuh. Do you need more of an explanation?
Why do I seem to be the only kid at school without a cell phone?
Because you're either smart enough to know that you don't actually need one, you don't want one, or both.
Why is it so difficult to get Sega Saturn games cheaply?
Because, I don't play them?
Why is Shkia leaving? I know why, but I don't want him to. :(
Because he was looking at the facebook topic and saw your real face. (Jk, but Shika's leaving???? What???)
Why does my sister keep on putting up Zac Efron posters all over her room when he's the main character on another cheap Disney movie that just happened to take over the minds of 9 year old girls all across America?
Hate to be the party pooper, but....
One, Shikamaru didn't exactly say he was leaving. I believe he said he wasn't sure how often he was going to be on.
Two, Disney took over the minds of older people as well with their crappy stereotype-fest. Trust me.
Because HNS didn't post a follow-up question.
Why is the mail being delivered so late this week?
Because fate is cruel.
Why did time go back an hour?
Because I like having an extra hour of sleep. (even though I wasted it by staying up until five)
Why did Constantinople get the works?
Because it's now Istambul. (sp?)
Why do I hate my "friend"?
Because they did something bad?
Why do schools give you tests?!
Because they want to test your info obtaining skills.
Why are humans so deffective we need to sleep?
Because... actually! ^^
You body likes sleep. If you ate all day, your body would have enough energy for you to live off for the day. :P
Why is an orange called orange, but a banana isn't called yellow?
Because whoever named them...is weird
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9 :P Haha!!
Why isn't the moon made of cheese? =P
Because it's made of it.
Why isn't there a sexual orientation for people who like niether gender?
How come I don't understand that question? o.0
Why does chocolate taste nice?
Because chocolate...comes from heaven!!!
Why do I hate drawing characters I haven't written about?
Beacuse thats a silly thing to do? :S
Why isn't my tea ready?
Because tea likes to torture us by taking so long to brew! 8)
Why do Combos taste so good?
Quote from: Vaati on February 05, 2008, 01:22:24 PM
Because tea likes to torture us by taking so long to brew! 8)
Why do Combos taste so good?
Huh? I wasn't on about a drink.
I was on about my tea, food. Uumm.... I think some people call it dinner, I have it about 5pm o.0 get me?
Because a magic elf made it taste nice! ^.~
Why is my internet going weird?! :'(
Probably because of ads... :-*
Why is my dad's house so friggen cold?
Because it's cold inside.Turn up the heat.
Why did I used to hate the song I'm listening to?
Because you listened to it to much.
Why does soya milk taste horrible?
Because god made us like regular, good-tasting milk better.
Why aren't they putting any salt on the roads? (around my house)
Because there is enough salt in he salat ;D LoL
Why I get tired playing Counter Strike after playing for just 15 minutes? >:( :-*
Because you need more sleep...?
Why aren't there anymore good donuts left? :'(
Beacause YOU ate them all ;D
Why do I hate Bush >:(
Because of your beleif in his lack of leadership skills?
Why do my parents hate my musical interests?
Beacause they don't understand a true talent? :)
Why can't I stop dinking Coca Cola? ;)
Because it tastes good :)
Why is Mountain Dew so good?
Because everybody likes to get drunk.
Why this annoying girl at school keeps bothering me? >:(
Cause she thinks your hot.
Why am I to lazy to change the chanel on the TV.
Because the remote has no batteries. You can actually change them for once ;D
Why I don't want to wake up tomorrow at 6.00 AM? :(
Because your teenage instincts are telling you not to.
Why is the Japanese version for "I Won't Say I'm In Love" so good? ;)
Because everything just seems to make less sense in japenese.
Why are teachers so big on the homework?
Because they're evil.
Why do baby carrots taste lik soap? :P
Because they bathe regularly?
Why does soap taste like soap? :o
Because it's soap on a rope! (http://steelworkersmerchandise.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/newUSWpenrope3x3.jpg)...except without the soap...and without the rope.
Why is Meg my favorite character in Hercules?
;) Beacause she is cool
Why I just loved the Chinese chess? ;D
Because the little marbles are fun to play with!
Why are the TDC smilies so cool?
Becasue that is the natural order :D
Why did I fail that allgebra test? :( :(
Because using letters in math problems is stupid. :P (I failed my Agebra final, so I passed with a C)
Why did I fail my Algebra final when I studied? ???
Quote from: Vaati on February 21, 2008, 04:54:45 PM
Because using letters in math problems is stupid. :P
Blasphemy!! =O
Why can't I think of a question right now other than this?
Because you're outraged about the blasphemy that Vaati has spoken. For shame, Vaati.
Why did the Playstation memory cards I ordered today get here a day early? (I'm not complaining, not at all, I'm just wondering.)
Because the delivery company was a day ahead.
Why does 2+2=4 why not 4+4=2? :o
Because you need to go back to 1st grade and relearn addtion, my friend! (jk)
Why does everyone think honors classes is such a great thing? :-*
Beacause whoever think they are, he was brainwashed. ;D
Why my other computer broked today? :'(
Because computers hate humans. :D
Why is it taking so long for Wednesday to come?
Because there are still *checks calendar* 5 days to go :D
Why I think my Chinese teacher, the one that is actually a chinese, is a sadist? :D No offence Liu! ;)
Because she acts like it?
Why am I so mad? :-*
Beacause you eated to much chocolate :D
Why can't I past the last event maches that I need on SSBM? :'(
Because they're too hard.
Why is my Crohn's flaring up again? ???
Because is made of wood...? ;) LOLOLOLO
Why Twilight princess got so boring after I beated it ;)