Ok, I wanna see how many guilty pleasures we can find in TP. what these are pretty much are mean things you do to have fun. For instance, in Windwaker I threw the pigs off Windfall into the ocean. In pretty much every other game, hitting cuccoos is mentioned thousands of times.
One of the guilty pleasures I found is during the mounted boss fight, when you are running around hyrule field and the boss jumps over the wall, don't jump it, just run into it. All the boars following you crash into the wall and their riders go flying. It's funny.
I just enjoy watching that one guy get stung by bees, that's what he gets for making that hawk attack me! Ah hah hah hah! >:( ;D
you can sting him with bees?How?
You can't, but he throws some rocks at the beehive and they sting him. ;D
Nice. I just thought of a guilty pleasure I wish we could do. You know the guy on MM who is always eating magic beans? Let's just give him a drink of water to wash those down...
Not really a "guilty pleasure", but something I find quite amusing to think of. You know the bridge to Hyrule that's missing and you need 1000 rupees for its repairs? It doesn't look like it's just broken, but like it is warped away by the Twilight gates. So, where is it? Where did they drop it? ;)
I also find it amusing to use the Spinner as often as possible. I can't understand Link doesn't feel the need to throw up.
Hmm...Maybe it was also warped to the desert, and sunk? It could have been warped way before the bridge of Eldin, because the Eldin bridge had just been warped and only part of it was under,but who knows how long the North Hyrule bridge was there...
Or if it's merely just shooting arrows through people, it makes you feel better, if the game is frustrating you. :)
I like making Hena mad by rolling into the walls at her place...so has anybody tried the boar thing yet?
No, but I want to. Also, I like hitting the goats at Ordon Ranch with my sword, I dodge them whenever they come close to hitting me.
They haven't even come close to hitting me. I like swinging my sword at the kids and observing their lightning fast reflexes. hey...Zelda ripped of the Matrix!I also like beating up the dummies and smashing their heads
The kids react to that?! I should try it!
yeah, especially Beth...
Whooping Epona is fun.
when I get stuck in the field after the boar knights knock me off, I shoot Epona with an arrow really fast as I ran towards her, that way she speeds up as soon as I get on, I know i's cruel, but my life is at steak, and if I die, she's done for. So if you think about it, it's for her own good.
I like to run through town and scare people, espeacially the people singing. They're just singing all happily, La Dee Da, then I come up to them, they stop singing for a second, then scream and hide their head with their hands. Hee hee! :D
I love getting surrounded by cowardly guards...
four words THE MALO MART SONG!!!!!
You can also make the goats stampede then z target them when they charge you and grab their horns and throm them aside.
I like killing moblins and then doing that cool sword sheathing move...
Kill the Postman There is actually some kind of way to kill the Postman... This watch this guy! TP: Killing the Postman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JgO-zIDV_g&mode=related&search=)
Woah! That was crazy! I figured he would run right over the gap! That's awewsome! Oh, and I like to slice the chickens, and take controll of them. W00T!
hah, i got a good one
THE CAVE OF ORDEALS
That isn't the right bridge, the bridge you're thinking of is northwest (northeast is Wii), and called the Bridge of Eldin (the province). The bridge for 1000 rupees repairs is the one directly east (west in Wii) of Castle Town and the opposite direction of Kakariko. You need to have the 1000 rupees to repair it.
As for fixing Eldin, in the southwestern (eastern in Wii) part of the desert, south of the cliff where those Moblin things attacked you right before you entered the fort thing, their is a stone structure standing strait up. Right when you reach it, the 3 Shadow Beings attack you. After that, Midna can warp the bridge back to Eldin any time.
Also, once you remove it, you can enter a cave similar to the bottomless cave full of monsters in TWW (Outset Island). Every once in a while, you reach a part where the Queen Fairy sends fairies to a spring (sacred spirit springs (remember the Golden Bugs?), and possibly the springs in Kakariko and Death Mountain). If you meet her, that means you must get the item in the next dungeon available to go on. Also, she can warp you out anytime you're with her.
SPOILER
After you beat the last floor of the bottomless dungeon, A Fairy Queen will appear at every fairy spring loaction on the map. Every time you talk to her, she will give you Fairy's tears, which restore all of your life, and give you double attack power for a short time. You can only carry one bottle of the stuff at a time though
SPOILER ENDS HERE
Yeah, but the bottomless pit in TP is WAYYYY harder than the one in Wind Waker though! I escaped with only a half of a heart left! And i went in with bottles of fairies! :-X
i found that blue potion works better...
i had 3 potions and a fairy, fairies only restore 8 hearts but blue portions restore all hearts.
by the way... its called the cave of ordeals
My new one is reading the responses to that "killing the postman" video.
mmm ... delicious.
searching for the postman is always fun. you can find him in all sorts of places, and he is always doing something hilarious, just talk to him...
Quote from: alex on January 13, 2007, 02:20:55 PM
i found that blue potion works better...
i had 3 potions and a fairy, fairies only restore 8 hearts but blue portions restore all hearts.
by the way... its called the cave of ordeals
Isn't it called the gerudo Mesla?Anyways,I like riding the boars in Hyrule feild,dismounting,going behind them,slashing them,and then they fly off the edge squealing.
wow, I'm telling Pam Anderson on you. She'll pour blood on you for animal cruelty
Don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but anyway. Ride one of the evil pigs to the edge of a cliff. Stop. Dismount. Shoot with an arrow or stab with a sword and watch it go for a tumble.
I like to steal from that blue bird with the big head's shop in the South Faron Woods. (I think it's south, it's the store right outside the Forest Temple) I just go up and get Red potion or lantern oil and the bird expects you to pay afterwards. But I just run off with it and all he say is "Stop!" or something. And if you come near him again, he'll peck at you, which only takes away 1/4 of a heart. So which would you rather do? Have to pay for it or get free stuff and only get 1/4 of a heart taken away? I for one, would choose the free stuff, and 1/4 of a heart gone.
Goats + great spin.
I also enjoy doing the waterfall game as a wolf before Zora's Domain is unfrozen.
And stealing from Trill. And just riding off the edge with a boar, so much fun. 8D
And eating Maggots and never taking off the Zora armour, especially in Snowhead temple. 8D
I have more guilty pleasures in OoT. Dx What with the hilarious screams and all, I find new ways to cause said sound. 8D
I enjoyed breaking the suits of armor that was in Hyrule Castle with the Ball and Chain.
I like lighting the lantern in the bomb shop.
Oh yeah, that was funny.
Also in LttP there is a way to make Link fall until you die.
when zelda says to leave, i just like staring at her. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I liked smashing the suits of armor too, and also fighting the boar riders. Also the old western shoot-out in the hidden village rocks!
Yeah, I left the archers alive and ran around in circles, screaming at the top of my lungs with all the fire arrows flying by me. My mom wondered if I was okay ;)
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on March 25, 2007, 12:59:33 PM
Yeah, I left the archers alive and ran around in circles, screaming at the top of my lungs with all the fire arrows flying by me. My mom wondered if I was okay ;)
I did that in Zora armour in Arbiter's Grounds. I didn't have the magic armour at the time, and I was running around trying to find the one with a key before my faeries got wasted.. xD
Oh, another guilty pleasure of mine is doing the snow temple in Zora armour. ;D And doing the cave of ordeals, no shield, ordon sword, three hearts, zora armour, nothing in my bottles, and so on and so forth.
they should let you go without a sword...lol...use the wooden sword...
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on March 25, 2007, 01:11:32 PM
they should let you go without a sword...lol...use the wooden sword...
Now THAT would be fun to go through the Cave of Ordeals with. xD And whenever fire touched it, it would burn. Then... you're left with nothing.
ooh...fiery stick...fun weapon while it lasts...
If you go into that bird's shop that's right outside the Forest Temple, the bird expects you to pay after you get latern oil or red potion. But I always just run off with it. He just tell you to stop, but if you come back again, he'll peck and you, which only takes away 1/4 of a heart. It's fun to steal on that game! Mwahahahahah! ;D
Mokuba says: Stealing makes everything better!
Yeah, they weren't as tough on thiefs as they were in LA.
Oh, the other day, replaying the game (for the third time, haha) I found out Link makes funny noises when thrown into lava by streams of FIYAH.
...My abuse of Link scares me. XD
Yes, Fisk, you have some things to work out....It is amusing to listen to all his screams of terror though....
Does that make us bad people?
When he falls in lava it looks like he is Darth Vader.
I like throwing him into the quicksand as a wolf, Midna makes that funny noise and watches. XD "Oh gods, he went and got drowned in quicksand AGAIN? Ugh..."
It's nothing compared to OOT Link. I think if they were real and met me, I'd be impaled almost immediately. owo;
I enjoy looking very closly at random peopel and describing them. Quite fun!!! :D
....I don't really see how that's a guilty pleasure, but I suppose it could creep them out.