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Zelda Games => Gamecube & Wii Zelda => Topic started by: Darth Wyndisis on January 01, 2007, 10:57:37 PM

Title: Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 01, 2007, 10:57:37 PM
Who do you hate most in the game?  Could be anyone.  For me, I hate Malo.  I hate everything about him.  The way he looks, his snooty little remarks, etc.  I hate his guts.  I want to chop him in half with the master sword. How old is he.  He looks like a two year old.  I hate everything he says.  "Time is money.  Quit wasting both."  And God forbid if you try to enter his crappy little store at night.  You get a lecture.  He really should go jump off a cliff ... or into a vat of boiling water ... better yet ... french fry grease ... slowly lowered in and burned to a crisp ... yeah ... that would be great ... ha ha ha ha... Anyway, he is so egotistical (if that isn't a word, it is now) with his shop in Hyrule.  His damn face is on everything.  Everything.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 01, 2007, 11:50:04 PM
Do you feel big hating others? Do you feel big describing how you want to see him suffer?

For your info, Malo is a lot more mature than you. Instead of complaining about things he doesn't like, he tries to change it. And let him have his face on everything that is his or his work. Do you hate the big brands too for being named after the creator? At least that shop in Hyrule got a lot more pleasant and its merchandise affordable.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: DW on January 02, 2007, 09:24:23 AM
Yeah, I like Malo :)He may seem a little smart-alecky, but he puts a lot of money (well YOUR money) into helping people in Castle Town. I love his remarks, that's part of the humour. About him having his face on everything? I like it, makes it easier to find his shop. Besides, what else would you prefer to be on there?
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 02, 2007, 09:31:27 AM
Whoa... wait a minute... let's not get serious here.  I am talking about a video game character.  Let's not go on discussing this like he is a real person.  If he were a real person I would not want to fry him in french fry grease.  That was a senseless half-asleep babbling I wrote at 2:00 a.m.  Don't take it seriously.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: chicknumber2 on January 02, 2007, 11:48:23 AM
i don't really like agitha even though she gives you alot of money and i don't like the running man because if your at the ranch he's there and if your in other places he's there and it feel's like he want's to do something to you becayse he is in nearly every place you go and that is sooooo annoying
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: darkphantomime on January 02, 2007, 02:38:07 PM
Quote from: Captain Jack Sparrow. on January 02, 2007, 11:48:23 AM
i don't really like agitha even though she gives you alot of money and i don't like the running man because if your at the ranch he's there and if your in other places he's there and it feel's like he want's to do something to you becayse he is in nearly every place you go and that is sooooo annoying

Be glad that you haven't experienced the Running man's insane shenanigans  when you're 'racing' him.  this was in OoT... or did you already do that? Oh well...

I am not at a point to judge or not to judge...
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 02, 2007, 03:25:29 PM
Captain: How about this: YOU are in every place he is. Link is actually stalking the Running Man for some reason that will probably be revealed in a later game.  ;)
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 02, 2007, 03:57:25 PM
What shop, the Goron one in the center of town?
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: raymundo on January 02, 2007, 05:30:20 PM
i dislike those 2 people in Lake Hylia,
they are bad bussiness people and they look ugly,
i just wanna stab em´with  my sword.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Evahn on January 02, 2007, 08:34:39 PM
I have never disliked any Zelda characters. Not even Navi. The postman from TP is the only one ever that I think is annoying.

And Akatsuki, Malo buys a shop in town, you will know which one when you get to that point, because signs with his face will be all over it.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 02, 2007, 11:51:23 PM
Okay, maybe I overreacted. If I offended you, DW, I'm sorry. However, I think you're not understanding the situation. If there's enough about him for you to hate him so badly, there's enough for someone else to love him dearly. The fact he's a video game character makes your words even worse, because you are picking on someone knowing it won't have any consequences. I myself am no Malo fan, but I highly respect the little guy. I'm not saying you have to like him. You are free to hate him as much as you want. However, you can keep it decent and fair. If you had said something like that about Agitha, I don't know what I would've done. Probably say some things I would get banned for and be happy about it. I couldn't care less (in a good way) about what CJS said though, because she kept it decent (although I'd like to know why she doesn't like Agitha). Stating why you and that you don't like someone is not bad; describing how you want to see them suffer is.

Link~: Fyer and Falbi. I think wanting to hurt someone for being ugly is sad, shallow, sick and unrealistic.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 03, 2007, 02:08:40 PM
Okay, please be more specific about the shop!
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Howl on January 03, 2007, 03:25:14 PM
I hate Illia
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Evahn on January 03, 2007, 03:27:48 PM
It's in the central square or whatever, and there's a shop near the southern part, but on the other side of the road of the goron place. The guy at the door won't let you in unless you get your shoes shined by the kid in front of the shop. Malo buys the shop eventually, and everything's super cheap.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Hero Link on January 03, 2007, 09:58:56 PM
I hate that snoppy shop too! I thought in my first playthrough, that i could buy a Hylian Shield in there, but everything was HOLY expensive! Who the hell charges 2000 Rupees, for some Arrows?!
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 03, 2007, 11:31:09 PM
"How awful to be you". I wanted to hurt him for that. Good thing I didn't because he's definetly the finishing touch to the shop when Malo's in charge.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: DW on January 04, 2007, 11:24:11 AM
I found it a bit scary that after Malo buys the shop everybody is dancing the whole time...I wish they would let you dance too though. I can't even get the magic armor to work, do you have to use ruppees just to put it on, because I had 2 rupees and I put it on and immediately had 0!
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 04, 2007, 11:56:35 AM
In Twilight Princess, the Magic Armor is a physical suit of armor. Wearing it drains Rupees at a rate of 2 per second but has the benefit of making Link immune to physical damage (though he will lose 10 Rupees for each quarter heart of damage he would have received). If he runs out of Rupees, the Magic Armor will be covered in a dark blue tint and have an Iron Boots effect in that it will make it really hard to move but does not have magnetic properties. It also no longer makes Link immune to damage.

Wikipedia, for if you need to know something. ^^
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: DW on January 04, 2007, 12:36:00 PM
okay, that is incredibly cheap, I thought it only took rupees if you got hit.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: bgrugby on January 04, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
I really didn't like Malo either and his smug demeneor, but he is quite the businessman...er kid...whatever.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 04, 2007, 01:53:53 PM
How is that cheap? The Magic Armor from TWW and Nayru's Love from OOT also took magic just for having them on. Considering you aren't gonna use money for a lot of things, this is a very good deal. Especially in the Cave of Ordeals.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: raymundo on January 06, 2007, 09:17:34 AM
Well actually ,i dont hate the one down,i hate
the one that looks like a gay.(or Fabli,if i'm not
mistakened)
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: alical on January 06, 2007, 12:30:26 PM
I LOVE the groovy music in Malos shops, makes a girl wanna dance...
Anyway his eyebrows are weird but he is cool.
I don't think there is a character I particuarly dislike though.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Lokes on January 07, 2007, 05:38:00 AM
I hate Malo as well, good reason - he creeps me out, he makes me wanna cry. To think HE is a tribute to Malon from OoT is insane! I really wish he was left out of the game...

and I understand the Darth man well, at 0200 you write a lot of weird things, and after playing Zelda, and seeing Malo for the first time I Laughed my heart out, then I was afraid.

He is scary, scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary - SCARY! -
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: LadyNintendo on January 07, 2007, 06:51:03 AM
Waoh! Malo is NOT a tribute to OOT Malon! His name is a reference. If he would be a tribute, he would be a tribute to Malon in general (not OOT. She appeared in 4.5 games (.5 being MM)). Not to mention Malon herself is far more of a tribute than Malo could ever be called. Anyway, he's not a tribute. Apart from the name, which is just meant as a joke if you ask me, there's nothing that could link him to Malon.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: D.Nohansen Hyrule on January 10, 2007, 06:42:20 PM
The most hated character in TP for me is the man at the entrance of hyrule market (fancy one), that man  >:( when I Think about him it gives me a headacke
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: violinist on March 30, 2007, 02:11:46 PM
i hate malo, agitha,and ilia.
Malo-i must bug you link. i hate you link. give me rupees to expand my buisness. not that ill pay you anything.
Agitha-oh bugs,bugs yay,ill give you some rupees,er,happiness.
Ilia-oh epona i must save you from your owner. AWAY WE GO!
send me hate mail but you asked for my opinion.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 30, 2007, 02:18:11 PM
I don't like the moblin guy that keeps following you around the entire game and I don't like Zelda either. Zelda is just strange in this game (she looks like she's possessed) and the moblin guy is very annoying.

I actually liked Agitha, she thinks Wolf Link's a puppy!  :D
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: violinist on March 30, 2007, 02:20:50 PM
why you-I LUV ZELDA!! ;D
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Fishalicious on March 30, 2007, 02:45:52 PM
To be honest, I don't like Zelda, either. I have reasons, but they're spoiler-iffic, so... yeah. She looks like a queen in this game more than a princess. owo

And... I really, really dislike Illia. No need to take the horse, or half of the other things she does. That and I have no idea how to say her name, I just say "Eee-Uh," but it sounds wrong so I don't talk about her much.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: HylianKnight on March 30, 2007, 02:55:04 PM
How could anyone hate Zelda? She rocks. I didn't like the postman very much because he always came right when I was about to enter a town (usually on hero-business). For someone who is always on time, he sure does waste everyone elses.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Bboy94 on March 31, 2007, 04:27:00 PM
I hate Fyer, man could you be any creepier, and I swear that he was stuffing those cuccos down his pants.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Fishalicious on March 31, 2007, 04:31:14 PM
Quote from: Bboy94 on March 31, 2007, 04:27:00 PM
I hate Fyer, man could you be any creepier, and I swear that he was stuffing those cuccos down his pants.

Fyer runs a Flight by Fowl place full of black, white, and brown cockerels. I personally think that in itself is creepy. And the hair on his stomach looks like a down arrow. >>
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Bboy94 on March 31, 2007, 05:30:30 PM
Indeed. Why the heck does Falbi hang around with him?
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: chicknumber2 on April 01, 2007, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on January 02, 2007, 02:38:07 PM
Quote from: Captain Jack Sparrow. on January 02, 2007, 11:48:23 AM
i don't really like agitha even though she gives you alot of money and i don't like the running man because if your at the ranch he's there and if your in other places he's there and it feel's like he want's to do something to you becayse he is in nearly every place you go and that is sooooo annoying

Be glad that you haven't experienced the Running man's insane shenanigans  when you're 'racing' him.  this was in OoT... or did you already do that? Oh well...

I am not at a point to judge or not to judge...

i have 5 or 4 games of OoT and i have raced the running man hundreds of times but i cant bebothered because i got so annoyed that i lost all the time and i no you cna't beat him and he beat me by one seond *crying* :'(
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Bboy94 on April 01, 2007, 04:56:08 PM
Even if you cheat, he always beats you by one second.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: chicknumber2 on April 03, 2007, 03:45:01 AM
i never cheated i just went the shortest way
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: violinist on April 07, 2007, 10:19:50 AM
out of curiosity, do any of you people know what malo means in latin? EVIL.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: wiizard on April 07, 2007, 12:08:14 PM
yes but sure that's not the idea of the name, it refers to malon and talo to talon, from other games. Sometimes I surprise when I see many of the words they use in zelda inspired from spanish  such as the sol in TP which mean sun in English.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Fishalicious on April 08, 2007, 07:05:29 AM
Mojarra is a type of fish. xD It's purple and yellow. Not really a name basis, but eerily similar, at least for me. And it does have big eyes.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Bboy94 on April 08, 2007, 11:03:07 AM
ZOMG MAJORA IS A FIISH!
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: wiizard on April 09, 2007, 05:03:13 PM
More like a squid with those tentacles haha  ;D
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on April 09, 2007, 09:35:15 PM
Quote from: Bboy94 on April 08, 2007, 11:03:07 AM
ZOMG MAJORA IS A FIISH!
Whoa there... that's spam and is against the rules.  I am going to give you a friendly warning.  Just don't let it happen again, or it will be a real warning.
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: Bboy94 on April 10, 2007, 06:34:56 PM
 8) I've seen a lot more spammy jokes...

If I had typed: "So... that means Majora is a fish?" It wouldn't be considered spam, but I made a joke out of it, and so that apparently means it is spam?
Title: Re:Most Hated TP Characters
Post by: IronKnuckle on April 15, 2007, 10:18:34 AM
The mailman. Everything about him screams nerd. I hate that noise he makes when he walks, too. The Postman from MM was kinda wierd too, but this guy takes the cake.
Its great to have ajob you love, but no one who likes delivering mail this much can be cool.