Let's have a fun topic. We ask a question, but the next poster must have a stupid answer and then asks a question to the next poster, who also answers stupidly. Example:
Q:What's the capital of Ireland?
A:Lucky Charms!
My question:
Why are elephants endangered?
cause they are so fat, their all going to explode.
What is rugby?
When you fall and hit your head on a doornob (ow)!
Where is Canada?
Right above america
Whats number 2?
That wasn't very funny.
A: Um, what are these number things of which you speak?
What are these number things of which you speak?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and so on
Why did they call them nuts? Was the person who made them nuts? ;D
yes, she was your mother.
Why can't Wolf Link think of any good answers?
Cause I have half a brain remember? ;D
Why can't I think of anything funny right now?
you just said why... :-[
How long is Wolf Link's memory?
as long as it takes for him to forget.
What does this game plan to accomplish? :D
A load of stupidity. ;D
Why is this such a fun game?
it is?
Why does Wolf Link find this so fun?
cause it is.
Why wasn't your last answer not funny? Your dead inside.
Even humorous masterminds like myself have their bad days.
Why can't pigs fly?
cause only birds and what not can fly.
Why are cheerleaders so hott?
because if they did, there would be a lot of wierd things going on.
What came first the chicken, or the egg?
the egg, because there is no possible way for the chicken to lay and egg and then hatch it, but of course it is possible for the egg to miraculously hatch itself. 8)
why does God hate me?
god doesn't hate you, the devil hates you. ;D
Why is there no wii's avalable around here? >:(
It's Stephen Colbert's fault...
what soda are you drinking, Wolf Link?
why isnt everyday friday!?
Because Friday's children KILL PEOPLE! (weird star trek In-joke)
Why do I like star Trek so much? m :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Goo goo ga ga.
Why do people say that's baby talk? All I ever heard from babies trying to speak are gle gla glu go.
Cause their baby's, their afraid to talk. ;D
Why did we lose tonight? And don't say we suck, cause we only 7 people on our team.
You lost because the sports pixies are mad at you.
Why must pixies be broken?! Them and their stupid greater invisibility at will!
Because of FAIREY GOD PARENTS! ;D
Why can't I think of any questions?
Because if you thought of a question, the world would end. Hold on, you asked a question; therefore, you thought of one; therefore, the world is going to end. Good job, Wolf Link.
Why do woodchucks chuck wood?
Because, they do.
Why is this basketball game boring?
Because EVERYONE loves Sword chucks! and HATES Basketball!
Why am I so obsessed with 8-bit theatre? (Final fantasy and nerdy culture abound!)
Why did you post late?
because people have awkward timing!
Why don't you answer me question?
becuase they are ones that no one cna answer
Why don't more people know about the true horrors of the church?
cause I forgot.
Why did I forget?
Because as it turns out, evil is nothing more than a matter of perspective.
Why not?
hey i never said the church was evil(but hell they sure as well deserver that tital for what they did to the muslams)
Why am I the shortest basketball player on our team?
becuase yah a ether a mexican or a an asian, or your just plain small
Why don't you ever ask any questions?
becuase i'm tiored and keep forgetting
Why does the church like to remove a persons sexual organs?
No they don't.
Why do you think of gross stuff like that?
Oh its true all right, it is TRUE
Why do you not open your eyes to the truth?
Because ignorance is bliss?
Why is ignorance bliss? BLiiiiiiiiissss (from tthe simpsons treehouse of horror VI)
Cause it is.
Why did a freshmen get moved up to varsity over sophmores and juniors?
becuase hes got some damn crazed skillz
Whom do you serve?
I serve my brain, and my brain is a harsh master. Or mistriss. It's hard to tell when most of the characters I come up with are female.
Why don't you open your eyes, Sabata? You only look at the worse aspects of the Church and ignore the good ones. To truly understand, you have to look at both.
Was that a question that I should answer? :-\
Why do I love Kingdom Hearts so much? :D
and that i do but every one knows the good aspacts, and i do see them but i dont see them as good aspects i see them as foolish and illogical
Why don't I ever get any playing time? even though Im one of the best on the team.
you are? wow then most likely is becuase the caoch feers for you in some way, or that he thinks you might ruin the teams image.
Why do people scorn Trekkies?
Must be the raspberries that they ate.
Why is the sky blue?
cause I made it blue.
Why does hamlet have to be so boring?
Something to do with Shakespearian suicide and what not. Why the birds and the bees? Why not the bees and the flowers? I mean, flowers have every right to date bees if they want to. Who said only birds and bees can date?
Shake Speare never incured that bees and birds were in love, meerly that they inspired it, once again man DONT MAKE STUFF UP
The temptations. ;D
Why did the guitar player for metallica have to die?
becuase he went to join Hendrix
Why does Hi no seijin continue to make stuff up? he usally doesnt do that...
Cause he thinks its fun.
Could Chingy take Eminem on a freestyle contest? I think he could.
my god what is it with you and rappers?
Im just saying, lol
We could also answer the question "would lincoln take on Chuck Norris" or
"eminem be able to take Lincoln?"
My conclusion: NO ONE CAN STOP ROBO LINCOLN! (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:IKRsJqSzmftyyM:http://adamstrange.com/website_4.0/2--sub-gallery/painting/12-10-03-NEW/Abraham-Lincoln-Robot.jpg)
Who else here likes STar Trek?!
hell yes mr.spock is perhaps the greatest insporation for intelectials out there
Again, I'm afraid I must find myself breaking the rules of the topic.
QuoteSomething to do with Shakespearian suicide and what not. Why the birds and the bees? Why not the bees and the flowers? I mean, flowers have every right to date bees if they want to. Who said only birds and bees can date?
First off, I didn't know Shakespeare was the first to come up with the term the birds and the bees. I don't read Shakespeare all that often. Second off, again, where am I making stuff up? Is it this: "Why not the bees and the flowers? I mean, flowers have every right to date bees if they want to. Who said only birds and bees can date?" I am being my usual goofy self. I'm just asking a silly question. Why? Because it relates to the third thing I'm going say. Third off, intellectual conversation is nice...sometimes. But I don't find it quite as interesting as the slightly more idiotic and random stuff that I'm able to come up. You have a problem with my randomness? Ignore it. Since you seem to desire nothing but intellectual things being said so much, perhaps you should be posting at a different forum.
Why am I bored?
Be bored no more with the holiness that is RICHARD SIMMONS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOu5ieVCAo
ALL HAIL OUR ROBOTIC MASTER!
Why am I hailing Richard simmons again? :-X :-X :-X :-X :o :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X :-X
Because I'm afraid that looking at that video will force me to pluck out my eyeballs.
Why doesn't my sister like the word unlogic?
Because Mr. Pickles had a date with his car. :P
Why do I like "White and Nerdy" so much? :P
because for the first time in your life, you can relate to something ;D
why does Everybody Hate Chris?
Well, everyone has to love Raymond, so they have to hate someone. It just happens to be Chris. Why not John Grisham is beyond me.
Where is the Easter Bunny's HQ?
most likely in one of his stinkin eggs.
Why easter eggs? Isnt the symbol of easter, a rabbit? :o
Because the guys in marketing decided upon eggs.
What is the next holiday that'll become commercialized?
My birthday. ;D
Why is this basketball game so easy?
because you adjusted the rosters so they play their worst guys, and you traded for all the best players. Having control of the entire leagues players is niiice....
lol, nope, I didn't do that, Im just good at these kind of games. I score 49 points per game with chauncy billups. ;D
Why doesn't everybody ask questions after they answer them?! Were the rules too complicatred? *Gasp.*
And did I just here Hi no Seijin say he can be goofy?!?!?! The world is coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!
yes, the world is coming to an end, hino is going goofy. ;D
How did the sky get its blue?
Science!
Why must the world come to an end?!?!?!
Cause they say the world doesn't last forever.
Why can't I think of anything stupid right now?
Because the you're brain has been unplugged from the nearest outlet.
What really caused the Minoan's (the first notable Ancient Greek civilization, located on the island Crete) downfall?
Me killing them.
Why is leandra not online at this time?
Because maybe it's going...
"Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]"
It's incredibly funny if you've actually seen it.
Why does no one here like the rocky horror picture show?
Cause J.D. does not like horror films.
Why are horror films so stupid?
There are?
Why doesn't Wolf Link realize they aren't stupid? (No insult)
Because they aren't geniuses, either!
Why is the Internet called "Internet"?
I have no clue actually.
Why have I kept a certain secert to my self for so long, and only told two people about my condition?
Actually, other people DO know.... I know for one...
Would it surprise most of the people here to learn that I'm actually very hearing and visual impaired? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
My answer: none of the above.
But if you're vision impaired, how can you see the computer screen?
I CAN see the computer screen, thing is, I have to lean in really close, so its taxing on my back...
Why do I have back problems?
cause I sat on it.
Why does it look my TV is going out?
because it's straightening it's antenna and polishing it's screen, him and the waffle maker are going to best buy for a wild night out.
oh, forgot the question. how did I come up with that answer?
because the flying spagetti monster did not touch you with his noodly appendage
why do i rock at naruto arena?
Because you're so darned obsessed with it, all you do it practice fighting like in Naruto.
Did that make any sense? :-\
not realy,
Why is Shaolin Showdown still on saturday mornings? they've been on the same season for over a year now...
Because 7 8 9
How do computers read disks?
becuase that is what they are designed to do
Why am i so sick all the time?
They read them like dogs read books.
Why do we (as in everyone else) get carsick or seasick?
becuase they hate to be rocked
Why am i obsessed with the Witch king of Angmar?
No clue.
Why must parents be mean and wake their childern when they are sleeping?
becuase they have things (and People) to do
Why am i hyperventilating?
I don't know/
Why is my dad annoying?
becuase hes hipocritical
Why must i alwas anoy people with small brains?
Because size matters more to a man's ego.
Is something happening in your personal life Sabata?
Once again, no clue.
Why is everyone shocked at me cause Im good at sports?
wow, why do you say that Darkphantomomime?
Quote from: Vaati on January 07, 2007, 07:53:15 AM
Because 7 8 9
How do computers read disks?
okay, this is a bit late, but since nobody seems to know, thought I would say it anyways. anywho, they read them with lasers. the cd spins underneath the laser, so the laser light reflects off the small grooves and such that contain the data in the cd, therefore 'reading' it.
as for the last question, he said that because you have been really irritable. Or at least were two days ago.
why do my sisters look forward to hanging out with their cousin who treats them like crap all day?
becuase chicks like that sort of thing
Why do chicks like that sort of thing?
Cause chicks are weird sometimes.
Why do girls talk about the strangest things around me?
becuase they think you are one of them
Why must i constantly battle with Jdog?
Cause Im catholic and you don't like catholics and what now.
Why Is metallica so sucky now days?
becuase they are depressed
Why is Jdog so contridicting?
Sock me sideways... Sorry, I just had to say that. ;D How come jim carey is such a moron?
did you just call Jim Carry a moron?!? why the hell do you say that, hes perhaps one of the funniest men alive!
Thats what Im saying, he's so moronish, its funny. ;D I love jim carey, he is one of the funniest persons in the world.
true, but it is rather strange that he was a janitor before being a comedian
Seriously?
oh yeah, he worked at a grade school a beilve
Why do i have an orange shirt?
because, you like that color.
Why does this show have to be so annoying looking?
what show? :o
The naked brothers band, it looks so stupid.
yeah, I'm seeing previews for it where he's talking about tattoos and such, I think it's like the Wiggles except kids will think they are being hardcore and cool by watching it.
How come there are busy signals in the world? Why does phones have to be lined to the internet, its not fair! >:(
because we're not technologically advanced to create something other than phone lines?
How come JDOG STILL doesn't know who Richard SImmons is?
Cause I don't pay attention to people.
because he prefers keeping his innocence. Why do you like Richard Simmons so much? Chuck Norris is way better.
Cause he can. Why do I care?
*Gasp* You do?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A lot.
Why doesn't your name sound fimilar?
A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (Thank you, Ezlo! :P )
Oh, wait... Wolf Link, why did you have to beat me to it!? :'( :P
Cause your slow. ;D Sorry, I had to say that. ;D
kabuto is Akatsuki, he changed his name.
What is the meaning of life? :-\
The meaning of life is to discover that there is no meaning of life.
Why won't my dog come over to me so I can pet him?
Because he has rabies and he doesn't want you to catch it. Why do I HAVE to do my history homework on the computer all the time?! :'(
At least bones grow stronger and fingers don't rot
Why do I have this odd feeling, like I was being watched?
Because my eyes are that freaking amazing.
Why can't denial be a river in Egypt?
Because me say Day-O. Daylight come, and me wanna go home. DAY, DAY DAY DAAAAAAY - O
De nile go down like a river down some weird bananas. Ooh ripe bananas...
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
Why did I just sing that weird song?
Bonus points if you name a famous movie that had that song... heheh...
;) ;) ;) ;)
Cause your weird.
Why did I miss the three pointer I shot today during the game, it was so freaking close to going in, I wanted to cry when it went out. Coach said nice pass, lol, cause it ended up going to one of our players after it banked out. ;D
Because GOD SAID SO!!! >:(
Why do i keep doing that? :P
Because you want to be struck with a bolt of flowers.
Why is Tweedle Dee not Tweedle Dum?
Cause, I don't know what your talking about.
Why did our varsity win by like 50 points?
Maybe because your varsity team is that freaking amazing?
Why do you insist on asking us questions about your personal life?
Cause i feel like it...
How come there is varsity and jv basketball? And not just one big highschool basketball team?
Because the school board thinks with a different kind of logic than most other people. Here's a good question: Why did the school board come into existance? Surely a multi-tasking walrus could do the job better.
It is a long story involving the Eskimo Legion and a few specially full bottles of vodka.
why do I talk about the Eskimo Legion?
Cause you talk about weird stuff!
How come drake and josh are such stupid but funny people?
Cause one of them is fat.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!
Life has no meaning, only machine intelligence is important on a riptict scale. (Many thanks to a TV show saying that.)
What will happen to the meteor flying over Mars? (not actually happening)
It will blow up the entire planet!
How come it hurts when you take a charge to a person bigger than you, but not smaller than you?
It's called Inertia compounded with momentum. The equation for momentum is M = A x Mass.
Why am I such a physics nerd?
Because I'm eating Nerds (the candy, not a person ;D) Why do I have to read "Nothing But The Truth" for English? :-*
Cause the person making you is evil.
Why do I have to get ride of my facial hair cause of basketball? I look totally different. And younger. ;D
TMI!
Why did he have to ask that?
Cause I did.
Why is our JV basketball team always screwed, and yet, when it comes to the game, we beat that team, like the mio game, we had 7 players, in the aranac game we had only 6, and in this game we might only have 5 players, what the heck is up with that? We used to have a total of 11 players, and right now we only have 6, and maybe 5, and one quit, and one moved up to varsity, and ones sick, and one is hurt, and I don't know the plays. ;D I've only been on the team for three weeks.
No comprende Espanol.
Uno Dos Tres.
What?
Why is the song moneymaker by ludacris so cool?
Because it is your perception that it's "cool."
Why can't I have wolf ears and a wolf tail?
you can, just call up some mad scientist.
why did the chicken REALLLY cross the road?
Cause he was running from the guy who owned mcdonalds to cook him.
How come my friend told the girl I like that I like her when I told him not too. people these days.
because you can't trust most people.
why can't you trust people?
Cause some of them are big mouths. like keegan.
How come my other friend isn't online tonight?
because he is busy telling people all your other secrets.
Why is this site so addicting?
Cause its the greatest forum/site ever!
How come people think they are better than someone at everything?
Maybe because they are better at something than someone else.
Why did I not realize how helpful Speedbreak was earlier?
because you never give things a chance.
Why won't anybody give me a chance?
Because they are all terrible people.
Why do i have brown hair?
Cause your an Italian Goombah!
No, seriously, he really is Italian.
How many poeple know I'm french?
you're french! i can speak a little french ya know...
well, i guess thad be 0
why is it so COLD!?
because it's winter.
why do we have seasons?
Because Din the Oracle of Seasons said so.
Why do humans measure time?
Because Nayru governs all!
How come my chest hurts? (I'm not kidding people, my chest felt like it was gonna be ripped apart this morning)
Because you asked a serious question in the wrong topic.
Why does 2+2=4? Why not 5?
Because Freedom is the freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4.
- 1984
Why do I like George Orwell so much?
George who?
How come the roads are so icey around here?
Because you haven't heard of George Orwell, but that may just be a coincidence.
Why is there such a controversy over boll weevils?
The what now?
Why can't I find this number?
I don't know.
Why did you answer a question with a question?
Cause I didn't know what he was talking about.
How come this phone number seems to not be in either of these phone books? Thats just my luck.
Because you didn't know what a boll weevil was (which, by the way, is, to my knowledge, a bug that feeds on crops, making them a pest to farmers).
You don't read much, do you? (Disclaimer: This question is not directed at anyone.)
Actually, I read about 2 books per week. I read, Im just lazy. ;D
How come english class is boring?
Because everyone insists on this idiotic formality when people write stuff, which really kills my style. The formal "rules" of writing doesn't allow for the writer to talk to the reader, which is how I write.
Why aren't my cookies made yet!? I demand my cookies!
They were, I stool them and ate them, and the cook was to lazy to make more.
How come I don't get cookies?
it's part of your punishment for your involvement in the cookie riot.(we actually had one at my school, like fifty people were suspended.Long story)
Why are you reprimanded in English class for having your own style?(yes HNS, I have that problem too. Apparently there is something wrong with having three storylines running at the same time. anybody who isn't an Englich teacher loves my story though.)
Because they want to make our lives a living hell...
How come my friend gets to go to florida, when Im stuck at boring old school all week, I want to go to florida. >:(
Cause no one likes you, lol :)
Why am i so cold?
Cause your evil.
How did the bears manage to beat the seahawks?
Because the birds can't support the weight of a helmet.
Why shouldn't I eat silica gel?
You'll mutate into the Muffin Man.
Why would anyone want to go to Florida? I hear it's far too hot down there.
Yes, the girls down there are too hott is what that person probably meant. ;D
Why is my friend still not back yet? grrrr...
They sold their legs for a bike
Why is chicken the only staple meat that is named as the animal?
Because the chickens insist on it in their will.
What about turkey?
Not true, there's always turkey! And Pork (porc is french for pig)
Why do I always answer these questions with intelligent responses? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Because you don't know how to be stupid.
Why does hot potatoe say, "No cookies for u!"?
because the cookies are all mine :]
why dosnt anthing on this topic make since?
Because we're all bozos! :D How come I have a three day week this week? Yay! ;D
Because you're not in college. And alex, nothing on here makes sense because I participated in the topic. :P
Why did the grarr go grarr?
I don't know?
Why am I confused?
Becaus you lack the mental capacity to keep up with the sheer genius of HNS and I, which is a pity, because your life would be changed by my GruuntRul Address...
Ladngtan Grupsnout Blarg?
what?
How come we don't have school today?
:oyou seriously don't know? It's MLK day for crying out loud...
why doesn't Wolf Link know who MLK is?
Oh, he does know who MLK is. I mean, who doesn't know Marth Lex Koonsbury?
apparently he doesn't, which I find very strange. He's even more famous then his brother JFK--Jebediah Frumberg Koonsbury! What are they teaching in schools these days?
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 15, 2007, 12:46:19 PM
:oyou seriously don't know? It's MLK day for crying out loud...
why doesn't Wolf Link know who MLK is?
No, we were suppose to have school today, but it got cancled...
Why do i have a good feeling about this week?
Because it was the week where people stopped posting in this thread for over two years.
Why did I revive this thread?
Because it has no vitals.
Why are bugs called bugs?
Because if you called them mom people would think you're weird.
How does Barney know I love him?
I love you, you love me...
You just answered your own question...
How many high school freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
fish
Why do people have candle-holders without candles in them?
Quote from: FishyRules on February 09, 2009, 01:48:46 PM
Because if you called them mom people would think you're weird.
How does Barney know I love him?
I love you, you love me...
THAT'S SO CRAZY I'M WATCHING BARNEY RIGHT NOW
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 09, 2009, 06:35:23 PM
fish
Why do people have candle-holders without candles in them?
All the better to beat burglars with.
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Because parking on the parkway would get yourself killed. I don't recommend parking where hundreds of cars are driving.
Do u really liek mudkipz?
EEEEMPH, EEEEEEEPMH
Why was the sad Cebu sad?
OMIGOD THATS FROM VEGGIE TALES!!! MAH BABY COUSIN LOVES THAT SILLY SONG!!!
As for my answer:
Why don't you ask your mom?
Why are tacheon watch Veggie Tales and Barney?
pedo-like fetish ???
why do milkshakes from fast food places never taste like the flavor you ordered?
Because theres no milk in the milkshakes its other stuff...ew. :P
why do people still order them? ::)
Because they can!
So why do Dogs sniff eachothers butt?
Because they like the smell, why else? ::)
Why so serious? ;D