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Community => Fan Works => Topic started by: Howl on January 04, 2007, 07:27:12 PM

Title: Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: Howl on January 04, 2007, 07:27:12 PM
If you've seen it on Nick, it's funny

In a dark room Link sits in one of those director chairs, then a loud voice booms thoughout the whole room.
Voice: "Know your stars, know stars, know your stairs"

Link: "Whose there!"

"Link, he where's a skirt and tights"

"No I don't"

"Link, he's a big lier"

"I am NOT!"

"See you just lied. Lier lier, skirt on fire."

"That's it! I'm not saying ANYTHING else!

"Link, the Triforce mark on his hand, is really a birthmark"

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"You talked, your a lier."

"Link, his long ears is a birth defect."

"NO, I'm Hylian, we have pointed ears."

"Link, he's a mommy's boy."

"Pardon, I saved Hyr-"

"- Now you know Link, The skirt wearing defeacted birth marked non Hylian, Momma'a boy."

"THEY DO NOT KNOW ME, HECK YOU DON'T."

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Well, that's the chapter, next is Zelda
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: DW on January 04, 2007, 07:36:11 PM
My God that is hilarious...I have seen it on Nick, it is so funny
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 05, 2007, 06:32:19 PM
lmao! Did you make that up? That was really good! ;D
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 06, 2007, 12:24:58 PM
Do Tingle after Zelda, I can't wait for him.....  *evil laughter*
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: Sabatta on January 07, 2007, 08:36:04 AM
hmmm, so who is saposed to be the voice?
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: DW on January 07, 2007, 11:07:04 AM
thats how they do the show, hes just the announcer.
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: Sabatta on January 07, 2007, 11:26:59 AM
what is the show any way?
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 07, 2007, 12:16:24 PM
Here is one episode, just so you get an idea of what it is. Know your Stars, with jamie lynn (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jUFZcq4inB4)
Title: Re:Know Your Stars, Zelda version
Post by: MagmarFire on January 26, 2007, 02:53:18 PM
Yeah, this is pretty good, Howl! ;D