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Title: A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 14, 2007, 07:50:12 PM
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 14, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
Heh heh, the moon was made a character to play as.  Wonder how that would work out.  Up+B--Crash.  Everyone on the field flies off.  All their lives are taken away. :P

It would be neat if they had Skull Kid wearing Majora's Mask and a Gerudo as playable characters in the Smash series, though.  I think I'd be switching between the two.  And maybe Roy.
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Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 12:42:37 AM
heh, you can tell which ones are fake because the graphics are way off...I wish the rumor about sonic and tails on Melee was true...
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Post by: LadyNintendo on January 15, 2007, 05:27:18 AM
A Gerudo IS a playable character! What do you think Ganondorf is?

It's a nice list, but I hope the real thing is gonna have a few lesser known individuals. I've gotten Geist a few days ago and I'd love to see Raimi in the new SSB. Pauline and Stan would be funny and I really hope Dedede is gonna be in it. Maybe Mike Jones or R.O.B. or Takamaru.

Or Tom Nook :):
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=169

I'm a little scared the introduction of "not-nintendo characters" is gonna make it a lot less likely the lesser known stuff gets any attention.
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 06:13:25 AM
They forgot SNAKE!!  >:( >:( >:(

ITS TINGLE, HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!

HULK SMASH!

(http://truthlaidbear.com/kerryhulk.jpg)
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Post by: Gamefreak on January 15, 2007, 10:05:29 AM
That's good.  

The picture's ok, but I wonder what if any attacks some of the characters would have, like Navi.  She's going to tell you who your enemy is.
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Post by: oh-how-unreal on January 15, 2007, 10:08:17 AM
i like the fake pic
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Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 10:26:39 AM
anybody realize James Bond and SPiderman was there? yeah, you can tell it's fake. I hope Megaman really is there though.
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 11:39:32 AM
Too bad they're only planning to include two or three third party characters besides Snake. James Bond has too many license problems to have this kind of thing sooo...

What would be really nice is to have some capcom characters like Megaman and Maybe X or Zero. Square's Moogle would be rather interesting too...
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Post by: MagmarFire on January 15, 2007, 11:48:20 AM
It would be so awesome if you could play as Master Hand without resorting to a cheating device. It would surely be deadly if you mastered it. :P

I heard somewhere that they were planning to use Sora from the KH series in the next installment. I hope that this is true. :D
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Post by: JDog on January 15, 2007, 11:56:36 AM
It would be sweet to play as luke skywalker and darth vader... didn't nintendo make some start wars games for the gamecube?
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 12:01:12 PM
LUCASARTS made the games. Rogue squadron 2 and 3, both really detailed space fighters in the  vein of starfox. Haven't played either though...

ANd  140 characters? Isn't that a bit much? I mean... they had enough trouble cramming 26. I estimate that they'll likely go to about 40 or maybe even 45. But they'll probably drop a few of the clones and pokemon. One idea that's been going around is including Cel shaded Link and dropping young link. We don't need anymore freakin' clones.

Also, I heard that they were completely redesigning the way the characters attack, even making air battles a more functional feature...
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: JDog on January 15, 2007, 12:04:22 PM
You know what would be cool, is to have tingle in this game, so link could get revenge on him!
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Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 12:49:14 PM
umm....no.The Star wars gamecube games were great. adn I don't think cel-shaded Link will be in it, it's just too weird. I heard there may be a character called laughing dog...I doubt they are going to drop any characters though.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 15, 2007, 01:02:21 PM
Quote from: Wolf Link on January 15, 2007, 12:04:22 PM
You know what would be cool, is to have tingle in this game, so link could get revenge on him!
What is there to get revenge on?  Sure, he's a bit pricey in TWW, but Tingle can economically justify his prices if you stop to think about it (probably wouldn't hurt to learn about economics if you haven't learned about it).  And how do you explain Zelda whooping on Link?  What wrong has Link done to her?
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Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 01:08:41 PM
Link got drunk on Lon Lon Milk and was overcome with desire....Zelda never got over it.
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 01:11:37 PM
How about looking (where he shouldn't be wink wink) at Malon?

It wouldnt be too weird if Cel shaded Link was in there... I mean, some of us are kinda sick of all the clones, Cel Link would be COMPLETELY different from TP link in terms of attacks and abilities. No kidding there...

The Laughing Dog was from Duck Hunt. IF you haven't heard of this game, then chances are you didn't get to play SMB on the NES... I did.

It'd be a bad idea to have all the characters from a franchise in this game. Space is very limited, and most characters from a certain franchise (like megaman) would be clones with variations off of each other.

Of course, we're aaaaaaaaall forgetting about one classic character that always gets the 'short' end of the stick: Toad.
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
what are you talking about!He gets plenty of recognition! Peach makes him take all her hits!
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 01:15:16 PM
ahem, PROPER Recognition
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 01:16:23 PM
......you could use him in SMB 2....
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: JDog on January 15, 2007, 01:20:14 PM
He stole random amounts of rupees from link, whats the matter with you? Slap*
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 01:26:37 PM
Face it Gentlemen: Hino Loves Tingle:

(http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/tingly-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: JDog on January 15, 2007, 01:28:54 PM
uh... ew?
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Post by: Mysterious F. on January 15, 2007, 03:37:01 PM
Ummmmm, what is this topicabout anyways? (I really don't know)
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 03:41:32 PM
We were going on about how there are faked screenshots of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Right now, we're thinking of which characters are gonna be in the game.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on January 15, 2007, 04:11:40 PM
I hope the moon will be. I could win easily.

They should make these the attacks:

Moon Tears: Rains magical astroids on the ground. These are extremely fast and hit all enemies, but they don't do an extremely large amount of damage, just an average bit.

Crash: It slams down on the Earth, destroying all where it lands. Only flaw, it's super slow. The large size helps to back this up, though.

True Power: It opens it's mouth and sucks all enemies immediately below it's mouth and in the immediate area and kills them.  

Four Masked Kids Rampage: It sends the four masked kids down to Earth and, for thirty seconds, they can do major damage to any enemies they meet. The don't take damage.

Moon Tears Barrage: Sends hundreds of Moon Tears right below it's eyes. Anything caught in the destruction dies.

Skullkid Attack: Skullkid quickly comes and temporarily increases Moon's attack powers.


Majora's Mask Power: It sucks in several enemies and they fight Majora's Mask for two minutes. Majora's Mask does extreme damage, but is slow.

Four Mask Solo Attack: It sends down the Four Masks away from the kids and they kill all enemies around them for 10 seconds.

Laser Beem: Shoots lasers from its eyes. They have high damage, but they only affect a tiny area.

Reverse Gravity: Automatic, if an enemy stays too close to the Moon for too long, it's sucked onto the Moon's surface.

How to beet it: After it uses Reverse Gravity, you go inside and attack the inside. It will then spit you out back on the ground and flies high up and prepares to Crash. If you manage to dodge it, and your near the eyes, attack the eyes.
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
That's so cheap, its not even funny. And Nintendo is trying to make everything more balanced...  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 15, 2007, 04:44:31 PM
Quote from: Darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 01:26:37 PM
Face it Gentlemen: Hino Loves Tingle:

(http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/tingly-thumb.jpg)
As I would love my brother.  And what's up with Richard Simmons?
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 15, 2007, 05:23:46 PM
that was the funniest picture of tingle I could find!
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Post by: oh-how-unreal on January 15, 2007, 05:53:05 PM
is that so :)
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 06:58:03 PM
I've seen funnier, though they aren't fit for the younger viewers of this site...like HNS
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 15, 2007, 07:00:28 PM
In spirit, but you'll actually find I'm one of the older members.  But what's age anyway, right?
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Post by: DW on January 15, 2007, 10:32:20 PM
I was joking, I know you're out of high school...and how true, you can't compare a person's age to thier mental age..or as Nintendo would put it, brain age...
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Post by: Dehumanizer on January 16, 2007, 08:28:53 AM
brain age that was a great game :)
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 16, 2007, 11:01:33 AM
I've want to see the following chgaracters in brawl:
+ Megaman
+ Protoman
+ Sonic
+ Shadow
+ Ike
+ Vaati

I think they would make a cool addition to the lineup. I wonder how many characters will actually appear. :-\
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Post by: oh-how-unreal on January 16, 2007, 11:45:12 AM
go to this link for the new characters http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/index.html
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 16, 2007, 02:31:53 PM
Quote from: dark spirt of the silented on January 16, 2007, 08:28:53 AM
brain age that was a great game :)
No offense, but I'm going to guess that Brain Age doesn't have any exercises that help with grammar.
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Post by: bgrugby on January 16, 2007, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 16, 2007, 02:31:53 PM
Quote from: dark spirt of the silented on January 16, 2007, 08:28:53 AM
brain age that was a great game :)
No offense, but I'm going to guess that Brain Age doesn't have any exercises that help with grammar.

Haha no, it is mostly simple math problems and memorization. However there is supposedly a game coming to the DS that is like Brain Age but for grammer and spelling.

EDIT: Opps actually it is coming for the Wii and is called Spelling Spree made by Ubisoft.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 16, 2007, 02:35:36 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 16, 2007, 02:31:53 PM
Quote from: dark spirt of the silented on January 16, 2007, 08:28:53 AM
brain age that was a great game :)
No offense, but I'm going to guess that Brain Age doesn't have any exercises that help with grammar.

Oh Ho! That was a cheap shot man. ;D
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Post by: oh-how-unreal on January 16, 2007, 02:38:53 PM
so what are we doing now folks
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 16, 2007, 02:52:23 PM
Well, we could get back on topic.  Let me start.

I personally would love to see Gandalf the Grey as a character, even though he is a character from a book.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 16, 2007, 02:55:25 PM
Yeah! And how about the Witch King of Angmar? That'd be sweet.
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Post by: bgrugby on January 16, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
I would like to see Cloud (FFVII) or Auron (FFX) but I doubt that since both were Playstation games, but it would be up to Square Enix though. Maybe they should have John Madden in it (as his games are some of the most popular every year) with his terrifying fighting skill...constantly stating the obvious until his opponents head explodes.
Title: Re:A Hoax, but cool anyways.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 16, 2007, 02:57:02 PM
Quote from: bgrugby on January 16, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
I would like to see Cloud (FFVII) or Auron (FFX) but I doubt that since both were Playstation games, but it would be up to Square Enix though. Maybe they should have John Madden in it (as his games are some of the most popular every year) with his terrifying fighting skill...constantly stating the obvious until his opponents head explodes.

And his special attack? Tough Actin' Tinactin!
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Post by: oh-how-unreal on January 16, 2007, 02:59:39 PM
or emperor Uriel Septim in it (he is form oblivion)
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 16, 2007, 03:05:28 PM
Quote from: bgrugby on January 16, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
I would like to see Cloud (FFVII) or Auron (FFX) but I doubt that since both were Playstation games, but it would be up to Square Enix though. Maybe they should have John Madden in it (as his games are some of the most popular every year) with his terrifying fighting skill...constantly stating the obvious until his opponents head explodes.

John Madden is an old fart. The only reason the football games bear his name is because he is so famous in the world of sports...

I stick by what I previously said: NO CLONES. Though I must say it would be interesting if a form of Vaati were in the game. He could go about from one form to another, but the eyeball form would be more of an attack in and of itself. That giant eyeball makes you think that its going to paralyze you. Parallysis would be an interesting feature in the Smash Brothers franchise.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 16, 2007, 03:31:08 PM
At least until you're paralyzed, right? :D
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 16, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
Quiet you  8) 8) 8) ::) ::) ::) :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ >:( >:( >:( :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: bgrugby on January 16, 2007, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: Darkphantomime on January 16, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
Quiet you  8) 8) 8) ::) ::) ::) :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ >:( >:( >:( :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-\ :-\ :-\

Sooo many Links, and only one Master Sword. Begin the fight to the death!!!
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 16, 2007, 05:00:54 PM
Quote from: Darkphantomime on January 16, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
Quiet you  8) 8) 8) ::) ::) ::) :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ >:( >:( >:( :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-\ :-\ :-\
Oh my, did I touch a nerve? :P
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Post by: oh-how-unreal on January 16, 2007, 06:36:17 PM
i guess so :-X
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Post by: DW on January 16, 2007, 07:24:01 PM
what if we had Ezlo? He could imitate Peach's shielding move, but instead of holding out a toad he holds out Daphne!
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 16, 2007, 07:25:12 PM
You guys are soooooo sadistic to the little people like the Toads and the Minish.
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Post by: DW on January 16, 2007, 07:26:47 PM
That wasn't playing off of them being small, that was playing off of how Ezlo (the one in the ask ezlo game, not the MC game) treats his secretary very much like a worthless subordinate, just how Peach treats Toad.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 16, 2007, 09:27:20 PM
I wonder if Twilight princess link will be able to transform into the Wolf in Super Smash bros Brawl. :-\
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Post by: bgrugby on January 16, 2007, 09:50:34 PM
I wouldn't rule that out since Zelda in SSBM was able to transform into Shielk at anytime.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on January 16, 2007, 11:21:42 PM
Rules for not Nintendo characters in SSB:
1. Must have had a game on a Nintendo console
2. May not be a from origin not-game character

I think that's fair. More than fair even. Because Nintendo's own characters and history is already too big for one game. Some of them are not gonna be in it because of not-Nintendo characters. This franchise is Nintendo's, and no one else's. Didn't Bandai release some other SSB-clone with their characters? Let other companies do that for their characters, but let Nintendo's game stay as pure as possible.

I'm hoping to see Captain Syrup at least being refered to. And Rourke. I can't believe he's a Nintendo character! And I personally would love to see a stage in which you fight on Doshin/Jashin's hands.
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Post by: DW on January 16, 2007, 11:26:31 PM
that would be awesome...fighting on the love giant...
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Post by: Harashi on January 17, 2007, 07:31:40 AM
One sided fights of the century. Bond vs. Baby Mario
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Post by: DW on January 17, 2007, 03:43:50 PM
not to mention Tingle and Snake.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 17, 2007, 03:50:56 PM
Yeah.  Tingle would own Snake.  "Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah" does some pretty crazy shenanigans.  Tingle always get me with that when spar.