They are the funniest things ever!!!!!!!
I saw a few while I was flipping around (I do not watch American Idol) and I swear I think people just go on there to get on TV, some of those people honestly could not think they are any good.
Yeah, like all of Seattle. After seeing yesterday's episode and seeing and listening to the people there, I want to rename it "Twilight Zone".
My favorite (and by that i mean funniest) auditions were as follows:
Chewbaca lady: She sang a song from the wizard of Oz, but made funny sounds when she sang. She sounded like Chewbaca.
Red: This majorly Irish guy, who sang in a real high pitch the entire song. I was crackin up!
Fat Lady: She got really mad, and continued singing long after they told her to stop. That made me laugh so hard!!
Yeah! Also, i don't think they are ever going back to Seatle again, EVER.
I think I saw the Fat Lady one, are you talking about the woman who kept saying she had a cold and wanted to get more chances to sing? She was so pathetic I just felt sorry for her. I also liked the one with the ugly blond haired girl whose mother was there and they both looked exactly the same and I swear I thought I was going to cry
I think that one guy, I can't remember his name, but he's the rather mean one, I think he's hilarious, with his evilness and what not.
I liked the one guy who Ryan called the biggest dork EVER. The entire I time I was yelling "DORK!" at the TV. I mean, I thought people weren't that dorky anymore, but I was seriously proven wrong. The guy with the really big monkey eyes was also funny.
The American Idol auditions are really funny :D. The Seattle auditions made Washington look bad, it's like they chose to show the ugly ones only.
Even though I think it's mean to make fun of them. It is funny to watch, though. ;D My aunt sings really bad, she sounds like a "cow getting run over by a Metra train" that' what me and my sisters say. :D In our play we made her sign up for Ameircan Idol.
I could win american idol, I sing way better than those losers they put out, you guys should hear me.
lmao! Thats what Red said! :P And no, Im not talking about that fat lady with a cold, I was talking about the one who looked like she had lip injections.
No really, I came in second in singing school district, I lost to a girl lol.
You should of auditioned! Instead of those sob stories most people tell, you could talk about Zelda; they don't talk about video games much......
And yes I know I am a nerd ;)
I'm surprised those people even get that far without a family member or a friend telling them that they sing bad. If I sang bad, and I wanted to try out for American Idol, my friends would say, "Whoa there, aligator! You're gonna get laughed at with that voice!"
Quote from: Baka Nezumi on January 18, 2007, 07:06:36 PM
You should of auditioned! Instead of those sob stories most people tell, you could talk about Zelda; they don't talk about video games much......
And yes I know I am a nerd ;)
I would if I knew how, lol.
Okay, I know which fat lady ZV is talking about, she said Sexy was an attitude. I think she also says being stung by bees on the lips is good for them. Sweriously, I know people like that. and the Seattle auditions were so bad, I wanna move...Somebody should go on there and do that rap from the Legend of Zelda commercial Jack showed us.
the best part of american idol is the auditions!
yeah, after that all the stupid people get drunk and vote for the worst guys...Chris should have won last year, Taylor wasn't even close to as good as him...
it just dosn't make since...
well, it's the same way Bush beat Gore...Gore got more votes, but Bush got the votes fromt he big states...well, it's not the exact same way, but you get the point...people shouldn't be allowed to vote more than once...because the people who should be sent home, their fans freak out after a bad performance and vote a few hundred times each, while the people who did good, everybody figures they are a shoe-in and don't bother voting.
Now, Kelly clarkson on the other hand, can really sing, and she's hott, is she not? ;D
you know, if she was hideous you wouldn't think she could sing, would you? ;Dbut yes, she is. same with Carrie Underwood. I can't elieve Ruben beat Clay, Clay was so much better...
Clay was SO much better! Clay has already become more famous than Rubin.
I haven't even heard of Ruben, though I've seen him made fun of many times.
Quote from: Baka Nezumi on January 18, 2007, 09:07:04 PM
Clay was SO much better! Clay has already become more famous than Rubin.
Who the heck are they? I love the song by carrie underwood called, Jesus takes the wheel, I had it in my laptop, but of course, it died.
You don't know who Clay or Reuben are?
They were the top 2 in season 2/3 I'm not really sure...
Well, after carrie underwood, I really haven't watched american idot.
I mean american idol. Not idot, lol.
Which season was Carrie Underwood anyway?
I think she was from 2005, I don't really member the season.
Carrie Underwood was two seasons after Clay ad Ruben. the winners were:
season 1-Kelly Clarkson
season 2-Clay and Ruben(I include Clay becuase he was better)
season 3-Fantasia Barrino
season 4-Carrie Underwood
season 5-Taylor Hicks
so Wolf Link, you really have no excuse, seeing as how they were in between the two you watched. Admit it, you just watched becuase your friends said a hot chick was on there.... ;D
Anybody remember Constantine? He lost to Bo Bice!!! Constantine rocked SO much harder than Bice! That was a few seasons ago though. I saw some pretty good auditions so far. I liked the guy from the Navy, he had an incredible voice! He's a sure finalist, along with that girl that Simon used the "I put 1 pack of sugar in my coffee" expression on.
yeah, he was awesome. and Constantine was amazing, he has released some songs.
Nope, never heard of him
probably because he's not a chick.
BURN!! BURN!!
lol! What songs did he release? Is he in a band?
He is in a band, but they just call him Constantine as far as I know. His most famous song is 'The Real Thing'.
you should check it out, it's good. You can probably find the vid on youtube.