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Title: Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: JDog on January 19, 2007, 12:40:52 PM
I love randomness, YAY RANDOMNESS! :D
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 19, 2007, 02:49:38 PM
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: alex on January 19, 2007, 03:09:21 PM
OMG! QUEEN!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 19, 2007, 03:11:38 PM
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before
The whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: alex on January 19, 2007, 03:16:05 PM
haha lol
i like queen too! i think i got that from my dad though... since i was littles!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 19, 2007, 03:19:35 PM
Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place

We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you
Everybody
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Alright
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: DW on January 19, 2007, 03:20:38 PM
whee! Random fun! Cookies good! So is peanut butter!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 19, 2007, 03:26:08 PM
She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laserbeam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try ?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
(killer, killer, she's a Killer Queen)
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try ?
You wanna try...
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 19, 2007, 05:55:50 PM
Are you getting that from somewhere, or are you actually typing it all? :o You're a dedicated fan. I like Queen, but only a few songs.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: JDog on January 19, 2007, 06:27:02 PM
I almost broke my leg this time, lol. Im crazy when it comes to basketball!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 20, 2007, 06:38:26 AM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 19, 2007, 05:55:50 PM
Are you getting that from somewhere, or are you actually typing it all? :o You're a dedicated fan. I like Queen, but only a few songs.

http://www.queenwords.com/lyrics.shtml

Oh, and:

Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime

C'mon
Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in ma' bones
Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls - yes yes
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: JDog on January 20, 2007, 07:31:37 AM
Is that all you know how to post?
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 20, 2007, 07:42:22 AM
Want to ride my
Want to ride my bicycle
Want to ride my bike
Want to ride my bicycle
Want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Want to ride my
Want to ride my bicycle
Want to ride my bike
Want to ride my bicycle
Want to ride my -
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!

:)

Well that's all. All the good ones anyway. So you can rest easy my children.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: JDog on January 20, 2007, 09:51:04 AM
Oh thank god, he's done type singing, that was the worst type singing I've ever heard, lol, kidding.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 20, 2007, 09:53:00 AM
You don't like Queen?

I...understand. :'(
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: JDog on January 20, 2007, 09:55:13 AM
Your right I don't, I LOVE QUEEN! :D
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: DW on January 21, 2007, 04:46:33 PM
hehe...that can be taken a wrong way....still.

Quite.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 04:58:43 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 21, 2007, 04:46:33 PM
hehe...that can be taken a wrong way....still.

Quite.

i dont get it
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: DW on January 21, 2007, 04:59:39 PM
Quite.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:00:45 PM
Are you mocking me? >:(
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:02:43 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:03:47 PM
No seriously, I don't get it.

is it dirty
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:05:36 PM
*shrugs*
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:06:43 PM
You do not deserve that sig banner.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:11:50 PM
Just because I don't know something doesn't make me any less wiser.  Perhaps it is you don't deserve the Argon Noodle.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:14:27 PM
I don't know. Is the Argon Noodle good or bad?

...or neither?
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:16:47 PM
It is omnipotent....I think.  I never bother testing it out.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:20:08 PM
You must...give it to me. I ask this one thing of you. Please. Give it to me.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:25:32 PM
After I test it out.  I don't want to give you something that'll turn you into a girl, after all.  I'd do that to my uncles. :P
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:28:08 PM
I'd be cool with it. As long as I could change back.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: alex on January 21, 2007, 05:29:25 PM
ummm, WOW
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:30:31 PM
Well, if you could change back, then I would keep it for myself.  Talk about disguise!

Well, I suppose I could always make another one.  Okay, I'll let you have it, but you have to pay me by getting me a Wii, TP, and Wario Ware Smooth Moves.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:30:46 PM
Edit: Nevermind. I guess alex just can't deal wit it. Y'know?
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 21, 2007, 05:31:14 PM
Can you please stop it with the singing, Commodore? It won't get you in trouble, but it gives me a headache.  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:32:19 PM
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:30:46 PM
Edit: Nevermind. I guess alex just can't deal wit it. Y'know?
Well, you could always trick someone into buying all of that for you, and while you're at it, you could trick them into buying something for you.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:32:49 PM
Dude, I stopped doing that, like, a day ago.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:35:25 PM
Darn, I need to find someone else then.  Well, I guess you can have the gender changing Argon Noodle for free, then.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: alex on January 21, 2007, 05:36:19 PM
what? i do what now?
you think your tricky...
but your not!
you can't trick me!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:37:05 PM
You're right.  Here's a (pseudo-)Argon Noodle.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: alex on January 21, 2007, 05:37:49 PM
no no no, its a trick... i just know it...
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 21, 2007, 05:39:27 PM
You can't fool any of us (the nine members).
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:40:27 PM
So said Frodo to Sauron.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:40:45 PM
Quote from: Akatsuki on January 21, 2007, 05:39:27 PM
You can't fool any of us (the nine members).

i must know what that is
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: alex on January 21, 2007, 05:41:54 PM
yeah, im lost... AGAIN...
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 21, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Good.  It's all part of my plan to trick you.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 05:43:51 PM
Quote from: alex on January 21, 2007, 05:41:54 PM
yeah, im lost... AGAIN...

Why don't you get a clue.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: DW on January 21, 2007, 05:48:23 PM
because that dang blue dog keeps taking them all..
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 21, 2007, 05:58:10 PM
Nine members = Nine members of Akatsuki.

WWwwEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!!!!11111oneoneexclamationpoint!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 06:00:37 PM
Quote from: Akatsuki on January 21, 2007, 05:58:10 PM
Nine members = Nine members of Akatsuki.

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 21, 2007, 06:01:06 PM
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Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2007, 06:02:24 PM
GOOD GOD, IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!
Title: Re:Isn't randomness fun?
Post by: DW on January 21, 2007, 06:08:06 PM
quick, reach your hands up and try to expand your body as much as possible! your only chance of not being hit is to make yourself really big!