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Poll
Question: naruto and link vs darth maul and iron man (its iron man form the book not the cartoon)
Option 1: blue votes: 5
Option 2: red votes: 2
Option 3: don't know votes: 2
Option 4: votes: 0
Option 5: votes: 0
Option 6: votes: 0
Option 7: votes: 0
Option 8: votes: 0
Title: the cold dead battlefield voteing poll
Post by: oracle on January 25, 2007, 05:40:31 PM
read the cold dead battlefield first


naruto and link vs darth maul and iron man (its iron man form the book not the cartoon)
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Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 10:09:24 AM
errm...which is blue and which is red?
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Post by: oracle on January 26, 2007, 01:57:07 PM
blue: naruto and link vs red: darth maul and iron man (its iron man form the book not the cartoon)
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Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 04:09:46 PM
blue then definitely.
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Post by: oracle on January 26, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
and why do you pick blue
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 26, 2007, 04:29:38 PM
Darth Maul and Iron Man?! Naruto and Link are screwed.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 26, 2007, 05:10:26 PM
iron man dont need darth maul
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 26, 2007, 05:17:08 PM
Exactly. Iron Man could take 'em himself.
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Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 05:30:46 PM
nah. Link probably has a supermagnet in his magical sack. And Naruto could take Maul easy.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 26, 2007, 05:49:42 PM
no, iron man cannot be defeated except by jesus
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Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 05:51:03 PM
he can't be destroyed, but the magnet will hold him in place while they take out Maul. Then he will be unable to move, and blue team wins!
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 26, 2007, 08:12:33 PM
you don't know the power of iron man do you?
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Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
erm...the power to create very ironic situations at any moment?  ;)

probably not, but I bet it's something iron based.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 26, 2007, 10:44:01 PM
I chose Link and Naruto, because They're my homies, and we back eachother :P
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 27, 2007, 07:34:51 AM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 26, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
erm...the power to create very ironic situations at any moment?  ;)

probably not, but I bet it's something iron based.

no... not at all
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 08:26:40 AM
Iron man is a man in a power suit, that holsts rockets, machine guns, incredible strength and jet packs. He's gone through countless models of power suits, and if you would liketo learn more about him, then watch the new movie that just came out.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 27, 2007, 08:43:03 AM
the cartoons know nothing, wait untill a movie along the lines of spider man or the upcoming ghost rider movie comes out
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Post by: MasterKeyX on January 27, 2007, 08:46:02 AM
I pick Link and Naruto, even though I don't know anything about Naruto, i picked blue because i like Link and i hate Darth Maul.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on January 27, 2007, 08:57:07 AM
Link and Naruto, of course. Also, if he has metal on him, the magnet would still work, and Naruto has learned what could be the most powerful move in the series.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 09:44:01 AM
Iron Man's armor is virtually indestructible. And Maul's got a lightsaber. A frikkin' lightsaber! What do Link and Naruto have that could stop a lightsaber?
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 27, 2007, 10:03:35 AM
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 09:44:01 AM
Iron Man's armor is virtually indestructible. And Maul's got a lightsaber. A frikkin' lightsaber! What do Link and Naruto have that could stop a lightsaber?

nothing that's what!
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:12:16 AM
Naruto has shadow clones, long range weapons, exploding notes, not to mention he broke a blade of lightening with is rasengan....Link has arrows, bombs, and some very nifty dodge-and-parry moves.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 10:14:21 AM
Maul has The Force™. And once again: Iron Man's armor is virtually indestructible.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:15:07 AM
supermagnet disables him. what now.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 10:19:31 AM
Maul would throw it into a nearby volcano with The Force™.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:35:26 AM
he would have his hands full. If he took that much time to move it all that way he would be dead.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 10:40:08 AM
Then he would just slice it up with his lightsaber. Then he would scatter the pieces. :P
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:41:11 AM
actually...the lightsaber handle would be pulled to the magnet too...and if he tried to recover it with the force he woul be wide open...
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 10:43:27 AM
Where'd they get this super-magnet anyway?
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:43:59 AM
Link's magical sack of infinite items.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 27, 2007, 10:44:37 AM
CONVO BREAKER!!!

naruto uses shadow clones, link pulls out magnets, iron man uses a nano blast to disrupt the magnetic field, maul throws his lightsaer cuting everything around him to pieces
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 10:48:52 AM
They can't use the magnet anyway. Only their standard equipment. *shakes finger at Shikamaru*

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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:50:08 AM
But he does get a magnet in one of his handhelds. Can't remember which though...I think it is one of the Oracles...
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 10:52:23 AM
Is it a Super-Iron Man-Stopping Magnet? No? Then it won't work.

From Wikipedia:
QuoteThe armor has evolved from a bulky iron suit to a molecularly aligned matrix of crystallized iron enhanced by magnetic fields over layers of other metals like titanium, creating a shell that is pliable, yet capable of great resilience and protection.

:P
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:54:00 AM
Naruto's rasengan would still hurt him through the armor though.
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 27, 2007, 11:05:34 AM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 27, 2007, 10:54:00 AM
Naruto's rasengan would still hurt him through the armor though.

THE FORCE! mauls waves his hand and naruto goes flying for meters!
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 11:05:49 AM
I have no idea what a "rasengan" is.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 11:06:56 AM
Naruto move. Really powerful and it travels through metal and stuff. and if Darth Maul takes the time to use the force Link gets him.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 11:08:36 AM
You know Jedi and Sith can fight while using The Force™, right?
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 27, 2007, 11:08:54 AM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 27, 2007, 11:06:56 AM
Naruto move. Really powerful and it travels through metal and stuff. and if Darth Maul takes the time to use the force Link gets him.

there is no time needed! link could get to him in time and be able to dodge any attacks from iron man. plus jedi sense, maul could see link coming at him before he does it!
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 02:39:23 PM
Jedi can't fight while using the force, they have to get the enemy away from them so that they have time to use it.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 02:56:05 PM
Okay, sure, when Naruto summons the Toad Boss, we'll see what Darth Maul can do. It would be a combination of sadness, and comedy. Also, Link does have the tri-force of courage, along with an infinate arsenal of weapons. Im sorry, but Link actually doesent stand much of a chance against iron man, remeber, Iron man has a machine gun turret under that powersuit. After Link is killed by Iron Man, and Darth Maul is killed by Naruto, then the battle between Naruto and Iron man would begin.

After seeing the death of a comrade, Naruto's emotions would go out of controll, thus releasing Kuubi's powers. When naruto grows a certain ammount of Chakra tails, he's so fast, it's almost impossible to see him. Remember, one Shadow Clone makes Rasengan powerful, but five shadow clones would make it extremely hard to deal with. With a well timed thrust, the rasengan would definately pierce the armor and guns that Iron Man needed to fight with in the first place. Thuis the battle ends, and Team Blue wins.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 02:58:49 PM
finally someone comes to my aid. I completely forgot about Gambunta...lets just hope Naruto didn't summon Gamatichi instead...or a tadpole...anyways, blue team wins, hooray, and Booya.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 03:06:36 PM
When it comes to fighting. I dont lose. ;D And neither do my homies! :)
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 03:07:32 PM
You betcha! Can't wait for the next round...anyways, I really gotta get off before my stepmom kills me...seeya
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 03:51:47 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 27, 2007, 02:39:23 PM
Jedi can't fight while using the force, they have to get the enemy away from them so that they have time to use it.

That's just a lie. Have you even seen the Star Wars movies?

QuoteOkay, sure, when Naruto summons the Toad Boss, we'll see what Darth Maul can do. It would be a combination of sadness, and comedy. Also, Link does have the tri-force of courage, along with an infinate arsenal of weapons. Im sorry, but Link actually doesent stand much of a chance against iron man, remeber, Iron man has a machine gun turret under that powersuit. After Link is killed by Iron Man, and Darth Maul is killed by Naruto, then the battle between Naruto and Iron man would begin.

I'm interested in seeing how Naruto is going to stop Maul's lightsaber.


QuoteAfter seeing the death of a comrade, Naruto's emotions would go out of controll, thus releasing Kuubi's powers. When naruto grows a certain ammount of Chakra tails, he's so fast, it's almost impossible to see him. Remember, one Shadow Clone makes Rasengan powerful, but five shadow clones would make it extremely hard to deal with. With a well timed thrust, the rasengan would definately pierce the armor and guns that Iron Man needed to fight with in the first place. Thuis the battle ends, and Team Blue wins.

Why do you assume Naruto has any kind of emotional attachment to Link at all?
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 04:01:54 PM
yes, I have seen the Star Wars movies. They have to use their hands and FOCUS to use the force. He can't focus on fighting and using the force at the same time, if he tries he will get half production out of both.

he described how Naruto kills Maul. The Toad Boss. There is no way Maul could take him down.

Naruto has an emotional attachment to anyone he teams up with. Even people he doesn't know.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 04:11:37 PM
Quoteyes, I have seen the Star Wars movies. They have to use their hands and FOCUS to use the force. He can't focus on fighting and using the force at the same time, if he tries he will get half production out of both.

Are you basing this all off of Luke? He wasn't exactly the best trained Jedi, you know. There are numerous moments in the films where someone uses the force while fighting. And that's not even going into the EU.

Quotehe described how Naruto kills Maul. The Toad Boss. There is no way Maul could take him down.

I have no idea what the Toad Boss is, but I'm assuming it can take a lightsaber to the face?

QuoteNaruto has an emotional attachment to anyone he teams up with. Even people he doesn't know.

Point conceded. But Iron Man's suit is basically a robot that he's directly linked to. He'd be able to track him no matter how fast Naruto was.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 04:57:00 PM

QuoteAre you basing this all off of Luke? He wasn't exactly the best trained Jedi, you know. There are numerous moments in the films where someone uses the force while fighting. And that's not even going into the EU.

No, I'm not basing it off of Luke. When did you see someone spinning aroun with the lightsaber while throwing something at them. and no, lightsaber locks don't count. They are never actively fighting when using the force.

QuoteI have no idea what the Toad Boss is, but I'm assuming it can take a lightsaber to the face?
quote]

yes.He can. Darth Mauls lightsaber would be like a splinter to him. He's collosal. Ironman probably couldn't take him either.

Quote
Point conceded. But Iron Man's suit is basically a robot that he's directly linked to. He'd be able to track him no matter how fast Naruto was.

track him, maybe. Hit him, no. dodge every attack, especially with clones all moving at the same rate, heck no.d


anyways, just look at the votes. blue wins.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 05:04:16 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 27, 2007, 04:57:00 PM
No, I'm not basing it off of Luke. When did you see someone spinning aroun with the lightsaber while throwing something at them. and no, lightsaber locks don't count. They are never actively fighting when using the force.

Um, the Clone Wars cartoons? :D

Quoteyes.He can. Darth Mauls lightsaber would be like a splinter to him. He's collosal. Ironman probably couldn't take him either.

How big is he exactly? Like the size of a house, or bigger?

Quotetrack him, maybe. Hit him, no. dodge every attack, especially with clones all moving at the same rate, heck no.d

Iron Man's got these Gatling Gun things. He'd just lay down a field of suppressive fire and Naruto would be toast.

Quoteanyways, just look at the votes. blue wins.

Maybe I can persuade somebody. ;D
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 05:07:20 PM
okay, since the multiple quote thing doesn't work for me...

1.When? I've seen them take a break during the fighting or while they are being choked to use the force, never at the same moment

2.Bigger. Much Bigger.

3.Still no chance. Gatling guns couldn't keep up with him. the only thing it could do is distract Ironman for a bit so Naruto could get in a shot.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 05:14:05 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 27, 2007, 05:07:20 PM
1.When? I've seen them take a break during the fighting or while they are being choked to use the force, never at the same moment

So what? They take a fraction of a second to use the force and stop fighting. The opponent still has to get a hit in. Unless Naruto's faster than a Jedi, which he could be, I don't know.

Quote2.Bigger. Much Bigger.

How big then? Jupiter size?

Quote3.Still no chance. Gatling guns couldn't keep up with him. the only thing it could do is distract Ironman for a bit so Naruto could get in a shot.

Depends on how close he is when they start fighting. I doubt Naruto can dodge bullets.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 05:17:28 PM
1.I even forgot why the force matters now...we aren't using the magnet anymore...

2.Hmm...I will see if I can find a pic...

3.Kyuubi Naruto with full chakra tails, yes. Especially with clones.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 05:20:04 PM
I guess if Naruto has the super Neo powers you say he does then he could win. But he still has to fight two people at once.
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Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 05:21:47 PM
He has Boxx Toad, and Link can distract for a while. Or actually, navi could bug the heck out of them, she's pretty hard to hit. ;D
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 27, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
What is Boxx Toad? And what Link are we talking about here? Or is this some kind of Super Link that has all the abilities and items of all the Links?
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 06:01:37 PM
This (http://youtube.com/watch?v=peqpyol5ZP8) is the first time Naruto summoned Gammabunta. He's really that big, and has some killer attacks, which are pointed out later in the series. And yes, Rasengan IS that powerful.
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Post by: darkphantomime on January 27, 2007, 06:56:55 PM
I'm just posting so I can  get my fifth star and a promotion.

Iron man > ALL

DARNIT! When the bloody 'ell will I get me fifth star????!!!

Oh wait, there it is! 501 posts, baby!
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Post by: MasterKeyX on January 28, 2007, 09:14:24 AM
Once again, I'm not to familiar with Naruto,but wouldn't the power of the triforce just kill everybody anyway?
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2007, 09:15:41 AM
When have we seen the Triforce of Courage do anything? Besides lupine transformation.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on January 28, 2007, 09:19:51 AM
it give Link the power to defeat Ganondorf every game, doesnt it?
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2007, 09:21:00 AM
Or does it give him the courage to stand up to Ganondorf every game?
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Post by: MasterKeyX on January 28, 2007, 09:22:00 AM
Either way, it gives him super-powered bravery, which is a weapon in its own right.
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Post by: DW on January 28, 2007, 07:54:36 PM
Look...there is no way that anybody could take Naruto with Boss Toad, at full strength Kyuubi, tons of clones that he makes as Kyuubi, and the rasengan. Yes, he is that strong, and that's one of the reasons I don't like Naruto, I think he's cheap.
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Post by: oracle on January 29, 2007, 08:34:00 AM
ok its been a week and the blues win, i will lock it now, if you wish to talk more about this go to the cold dead battlefield.