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Title: Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 09:48:59 PM
I saw Epic Movie tonight. It was fairly okay, and had some very good parodies, but it also had a lot of really stupid moments. It was better than Scary Movie 4 though, and is worth seeing.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: bgrugby on January 26, 2007, 09:55:17 PM
Frankly I am sick of these kinds of movies, parodies are good but only when done the right way. Having two of these kinds of movies come out a year where all they do is make fun of recent movies is pointless.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 26, 2007, 09:57:04 PM
yes, they should take the time to produce decent films...but when they are a guaranteed success because of past films, why bother? Hollywood doesn't think about the future.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Eralk Fang on January 27, 2007, 07:33:29 AM
I haven't seen Epic Movie, but I'm tiring of parodies that try to parody every big movie that has come out recently. I mean, Borat is certainly a big movie, but it's not an epic, so why parody it in a parody of the epic film genre? And it wasn't made the writers were sitting around and thought parodying epic films would be funny, it's because they were thinking of the box office.

I love satire and parody to death, but it is getting so hard to find good ones...
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 27, 2007, 08:18:14 AM
I think Epic Movie looked stupid, as did Scary Movie 4. All it is a a pointless movie that makes other good movies look stupid. I mean, sure, there were funny moments in Scary Movie,but generally, i didnt like it too much.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 27, 2007, 08:21:57 AM
I'm going to see it in about 5 hours.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 27, 2007, 08:27:43 AM
I hope you like it ;)
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 27, 2007, 08:54:26 AM
I love movies like that.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 10:14:05 AM
borat didn't play a big part, though he did have a funny part at the ending. he was only in it for about ten seconds.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Evahn on January 27, 2007, 04:01:18 PM
Scary Movie and the all the movies that have come from it are total crap. Those movies should have laugh tracks, because I'm never really sure what's supposed to be funny.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 04:02:45 PM
mostly you have to see the movies that it parodies to understand it, like some jokes in Epic Movie I didn't understand but other peole did, becuase I hadn't seen the movie.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Evahn on January 27, 2007, 05:53:47 PM
I've seen the movies they make fun of, but it's still not funny to me. I've seen all of those movies Epic Movie parodies, but it still looks like crap to me.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 27, 2007, 06:38:41 PM
I actually just got home from seeing it.  I thought it was hilariously funny at some parts and in others it frankly sucked... but it was deffinately worth seeing.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 07:39:56 PM
I have to see that! Thanks for the review, I have a notable source to fall back on now before spending the money on a movie ticket. :)
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 27, 2007, 07:50:09 PM
its worth watching as long as you've seen Narnia, Pirates 2, Willy Wonka, and basically any recent relatively well known movies.  same as always with those movies.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: bgrugby on January 27, 2007, 07:59:12 PM
I'll wait for Epic Movie 2...which should be out in about 2 months as that is about as long as it takes to make this kind of garbage.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 27, 2007, 08:03:16 PM
you are right about it sucking in some parts and being really good in others. Sometimes it made me want to cry it was so pathetic, but other times it was great.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Ive seen them all except willy wonka. I didnt bother going to see that.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DarkZelda on January 28, 2007, 08:03:31 AM
I went to see it with Pyrgus and a group of friends. I could not stop laughing. Somtimes though it was pathetic, but I really enjoied it. Other paroidies include harry potter, davinci code, and nacho libre. XD
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 28, 2007, 09:01:07 AM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 27, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Ive seen them all except willy wonka. I didnt bother going to see that.

Don't see Will Wonka, it was a REALLY bad movie.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 28, 2007, 07:55:49 PM
I thought it was great...it actually had a background for Willy Wonka....
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 29, 2007, 03:44:12 PM
Nah, the book was 1000 times better. Trust me, I was forced to read it in 8th grade.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 29, 2007, 10:02:07 PM
well yes, but I think it's the best Wonka movie they made.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: chibbiamerican on January 29, 2007, 10:03:54 PM

personally, i hate sequels. a series is ok or a trilogy but i just hate things like "Cinderella 2" where they just add on to a already finished story.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 29, 2007, 10:08:43 PM
yeah, but little kids eat it up.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: bgrugby on January 29, 2007, 10:16:18 PM
Which is sad but true, apparently Epic Movie was number 1 in the box office this week. Of course, there was not many good movies to choose from but to think alot of people went to see Epic Movie...and people wonder why the education of America is declining.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 30, 2007, 07:00:45 AM
no, it's not making us stupider, it's just proof we've become stupider....I only went to see it because my friends weren't into stuff like Freedom Writers, which I wanted to see. Plus, I hoped Epic Movie would be good.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 30, 2007, 07:08:14 AM
Epic Movie was number one?

You see, this is why I think this country has gone insane...poeple love to see nonsense movies like jackass 2 and whatnot. They wonder why our children are retarded....
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 30, 2007, 07:11:12 AM
well actually, there are lots of ways that are making people retarded, the movies they watch (like Napolean Dynamite) are like a measure of how retarded we are. Signs are also measures:

Above a Salon: "we do your hair while you wait!"
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Hylian Reploid on January 30, 2007, 11:05:59 AM
Normally I would be interested in Epic Movie because I do like parodies, but after seeing Scary Movie I'm reluctant.  The people who made that movie seem to think you have to resort to all manner of vulgarity and nastiness to be funny.  What could have been very humorous parts were ruined with scenes  so explicit that at times I felt more like I was watching a porno.

Those of you who have seen both movies, would you say that EM is more vulgar, less vulgar, or about the same as SM?
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 30, 2007, 03:15:40 PM
Epic movie was too different from the Scary Movies (more language and sexual content), but overall it was about 4/5.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 30, 2007, 03:26:48 PM
Quote from: MasterKey on January 28, 2007, 09:01:07 AMDon't see Will Wonka, it was a REALLY bad movie.

Excuse me?! I thought Willy Wonka was awesome. What didn't you like about it?

Edit: And this too:

Quote from: MasterKey on January 30, 2007, 07:08:14 AM
You see, this is why I think this country has gone insane...poeple love to see nonsense movies like jackass 2 and whatnot. They wonder why our children are retarded....

Both Jackass movies were great too! What is wrong with you! ;D
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 30, 2007, 04:45:21 PM
I think it was less vulgar, though not by much...
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 30, 2007, 05:12:45 PM
Well, the Willy Wonka movie just wasn't good because it didnt live up to the book. And Willy was a realy creep, not at all Wonka-ish.

Oh, and the Jackass movies were just dumb because I don't enjoy seeing people acting like idiots...
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 30, 2007, 06:12:38 PM
I thought Wonka was great, it seemed more realistic for him to be creepy if you look at his background, which I'm glad he actually has in this movie.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Evahn on January 30, 2007, 08:44:25 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 30, 2007, 07:11:12 AM
well actually, there are lots of ways that are making people retarded, the movies they watch (like Napolean Dynamite) are like a measure of how retarded we are.
Yeah, Napolean Dynamite is a giant steaming pile of crap. The acting was pretty good, but my god, what a terrible movie. Nacho Libre was crappy too.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: bgrugby on January 30, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
The fact that Epic Movie was number one in the box office shows only one thing...alot of people are stupid and should stop watching MTV or any of those stupid channels.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: DW on January 30, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
MTV needs to change their name...they are barely about music anymore...
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 31, 2007, 12:20:41 PM
Willy Wonka (character) did scare me when I was forced to watch it with my cousin. Sometimes I don't want to eat chocolate because of his freakiness.
Title: Re:Epic Movie(my review)
Post by: MasterKeyX on January 31, 2007, 01:24:43 PM
Exactly, and not only that, when the other children were harmed when they didnt listen to Willy, I didnt find it funny, I found it cruel and disturbing.