The Desert Colossus

ok now this weeks is...

for the blues we have mario and samus

for the reds we have rock lee and wolf link :)

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rules are

The cold dead battlefield is where i will post characters form some mangas, games, movies, books, users and TV.

i will make a topic that will have two teams red vs blue.
i will say four characters for the blue and red every week.
(You will post and vote for your team, i will delete the voting topic every week right then i will make a new topic with new people)

(Post why you voted)

that's all, ask anything you like about the game.

at the end of the year a big war the red and blue teams will have ten characters aside.  

p.s talk about this in http://desertcolossus.com/forum/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=2825

Mario and Samus definitely.

First of all, Mario is a beast. He can punch through solid brick blocks with out even breaking a sweat. He is invincible. Not to mention he's insane.

Samus is a walking heavy weapons squad. She's got bombs, missiles, plasma cannons, flame-throwers, mines, ice cannons, laser beams, ice missiles, and personal shields. Plus she's got all manner of sensors and tracking equipment. They'd be lucky if they could even get near the Hunter before getting vaporized.

Mario and Samus most likely. Although Rock Lee is a skilled Taijutsu user, and can also bust through bricks, Mario can shoot fire balls :P
If Rock Lee takes off his weights, he would be extremely fast, but Samus's detection systems are nearly impossible to escape. Wolf Link would be no match for Samus, but he would rip mario to bits. In the end, Samus and mario would emerge victorious.

I say  Wolf Link and Rock Lee.

See, wolf link can scratch and permanently damage anyone who gets in his way with his claws or teeth. Not to mention if he had Midna on his back, he would be able to OWN with the power of the Twilight.

It all depends on who is playing them. :P

Quote from: MasterKey on January 29, 2007, 03:57:23 PM
I say  Wolf Link and Rock Lee.

See, wolf link can scratch and permanently damage anyone who gets in his way with his claws or teeth. Not to mention if he had Midna on his back, he would be able to OWN with the power of the Twilight.

Mario, maybe. But Samus, no way. I can't believe that you think because he can damage people with medieval-level technology, he can defeat someone with futuristic armor and personal shields.

Edit: Not to mention the fact that he's not going to get anywhere near Samus. Do you know how many ways she could take him out from afar?

I pick Rock Lee and Wolf Link. Rock Lee could kick Mario's butt anyday, a fireball would get nowhere near him once he removes his weights. Then if he opened the gates he could probably dodge anything that Samus throws at him, then smash the armor with Lotus...He could break through the visor easy, that's the definite weak point in her armor. Wolf Link would be pretty useless actually, although he could go a few rounds with Mario if Lee decides to get Samus first, although I doubt he could win...he might though.

*sighs*

You really like to wank your Naruto characters, huh?

He'd have to punch through her shields first. Do you know how long that would take? She'd have plenty of time to get off a super-missile.

Note: I'm going on the assumption that she has full energy tanks. Is that okay?

yes, just as I am assuming that Rock Lee is at his full power and probably drunk. Yes, he fights better when drunk. and the way he moves Samus couldn't hit him with a super missile. I will see if I can find a video of his fight with Gaara, you will see just how fast he moves.

He'd have to stop to hit her though, wouldn't he? Plus a super-missile has homing capabilities. She's fought things that've moved extremely fast before.

he could use a homing weapon against her with his speed though, and he can hit her the moment he stops, and then she would be hit pretty far, even if it didn't hurt her.

here is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCGZ6V_B43o

after about a minute he takes off the weights, then at two and a half minutes he unlocks the gates and speeds up even more, then you will see why Samus wouldn't stand a chance.

All I know is that Samus blew up a planet. Twice. Did Rock Lee ever do anything so hardcore? She also singlehandedly defeated the Space Pirates. Did Rock Lee ever defeat an entire galactic crime syndicate? Is Rock Lee a universally reknowned bounty hunter who entire galactic governments call on to save their skins? No? Didn't think so. :P

It seems all the cool characters keep getting the raw end of the deal in these things.

Iron Man and Samus > Crappy little anime characters

Rock Lee is cool, but Samus is a little to advanced.

As someone who is familiar with Naruto, could you tell me why exactly? Rock Lee isn't as wanktastic as Shikamaru makes him out to be?

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2007, 05:14:14 PM
He'd have to stop to hit her though, wouldn't he? Plus a super-missile has homing capabilities. She's fought things that've moved extremely fast before.

actually her super missles tend to never home in

You must be doing it wrong then. They always home when I'm locked on.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2007, 06:13:03 PM
You must be doing it wrong then. They always home when I'm locked on.

not the super missles, they definately go straight in echoes, or i would have won tons of matches

I'm 99% sure that they do. I distinctly remember firing them at Quadraxis's weird knee-pad things and they homed in on them. Maybe they're different in multiplayer?

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2007, 06:32:05 PM
I'm 99% sure that they do. I distinctly remember firing them at Quadraxis's weird knee-pad things and they homed in on them. Maybe they're different in multiplayer?

that is possible... ill have to research that which means dusting off my GCN controllers

the Wolf Link in desert colossus forums

errm...what?

Quote from: Dr. Rabies on January 29, 2007, 06:37:46 PM

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2007, 06:32:05 PM
I'm 99% sure that they do. I distinctly remember firing them at Quadraxis's weird knee-pad things and they homed in on them. Maybe they're different in multiplayer?

that is possible... ill have to research that which means dusting off my GCN controllers

i looked into it, the regular super missles do home in but the supernova, darkburst, and sunburst do not

I still think the blue tea, would win...mario would have his fist chopped off by Link, and Samus is just too slow for wolf Link.

And I still can't believe that you think Wolf Link could defeat Samus. I mean wtf, man? Samus has fought things alot faster than Wolf Link before. She's got superior weaponry, and superior armor to anything Wolf Link has ever fought before. If you think teeth and claws can punch through ten layers of protective shields and her Chozo battle-suit, then you're delusional.

I think Wolf Link would be a good distraction against whoever Lee doesn't go after first, and he may even be able to defeat Mario.

Have you ever seen the power of the Triforce? That power can cut throguh diamond, and can cut through Samus' suit like butter.

what ive been wondering is what if it was zero samus?

like without the suit? he, goodbye...

For one, Rock Lee is the best hand to hand fighter ever... :P

Quote from: MasterKey on January 30, 2007, 05:34:32 PM
Have you ever seen the power of the Triforce? That power can cut throguh diamond, and can cut through Samus' suit like butter.

I don't like no-limits fallacies, boy. Evidence, please.

Quote from: Meta King on January 30, 2007, 09:09:08 PM
For one, Rock Lee is the best hand to hand fighter ever... :P

A lot of good that'll do him if he's facing a hail of missiles.

looks like its going to be a tie :)

It darn well shouldn't be. Nobody seems to realize just how superior Samus's weapons and armor are. I'd like to see Rock Lee take down Metroid Prime, Ridley, Kraid, the Ing Emperor, and Mother Brain.

Evidence? Have you ever played AlttP? If the Triforce can transform a world, I'm darn sure it could hurt a person...in a suit...

Not a tie, I voted.

ok good not a tie

My team won! Yay! I wonder who the next people will be... :-\

Wait, It's over? I was just about to smack-down MasterKey. :'(

lol, smack me down in a PM if you want. ;D

BRING IT ON, BUDDY! :)

Does Motoke realize you can't reset polls? You'll have to make countless topics for this.

thats why you can delete them and its not over, its not been a week

Well, if someone, like a mod, were to just so happen to lock the poll (not the topic, the poll), it would be over.

heh...how much?

and no, Rock Lee couldn't defeat some of the things that Samus had. but he could defeat Samus. It depends on whether they have the right stuff for the job.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 31, 2007, 01:35:03 PM
It darn well shouldn't be. Nobody seems to realize just how superior Samus's weapons and armor are. I'd like to see Rock Lee take down Metroid Prime, Ridley, Kraid, the Ing Emperor, and Mother Brain.

samus is very powerful, ill give you that but her armor and weapons aren't as strong as you think.

her power bomb, her strongest weapon is nothing against lee and link's speed, her only beam that homes in is the annihalator beam, which consumes mass ammounts of ammunition. now i know you will bring up the super missle but think, she needs time to ready 5 missles and charge the power beam and within that time lee will have already hit her with primary lotus which more than likely will deplenish her shields. now her screw attack is unholy in power but only if she has distance which wolf link and lee would not allow because the farther samus is, the more momentum she can build and the stronger her spin will be.

now previously you stated that she's destroyed entire planets but think, they only were destroyed because of some outside force, like a self-destruct sequence, or taking something vital to that area (energy in echoes) any old person could do that, actually i believe snake could have done all samus has without shooting one bullet

Do you people have any idea what a bolt of plasma will do to unprotected flesh? That's all it takes: the plasma beam.

It takes a hit is the main thing.

And? Unless you think Samus is just gonna sit there and take it, I don't see what your point is.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 31, 2007, 06:22:02 PM
Do you people have any idea what a bolt of plasma will do to unprotected flesh? That's all it takes: the plasma beam.

yet again, that is a straight shot, it does not seek its target and lee and wolf link have overwhelming speed so there is minimal chance it will hit

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 31, 2007, 06:26:46 PM
And? Unless you think Samus is just gonna sit there and take it, I don't see what your point is.

actually, I meant that it takes a hit from the plasma beam, something she won't be able to pull off.

First of all, I still can't believe people think Wolf Link could take Samus. Rock Lee I can understand because those Naruto characters are pretty wanky. But I still have not heard a convincing argument for Wolf Link. He's not that fast, a friggin' archer can get a hit on him for Christ's sake. And teeth and claws aren't gonna be a threat to Samus at all. He's basically just a wolf people, a very character shielded wolf.

Second of all, you still keep bringing up Rock Lee's speed. Is that all he's got? Does he have anything that could actually hurt Samus, or is he just gonna zoom around punching and kicking her? If that's the case she'll just start popping off missiles and let the splash damage take care of him.

Well, if he opens the five gates, which give him ultimate power, and used the Primary lotus, then Samus would definaitely be desimated. However, the strain from the attack will kill it's user, so it would ultimately be a tie between the two. And Wolf Link really isnt that strong people.  :-*

Well, what about Mario? Could Rock Lee take him? ;D

oh great a tie :P

Mario is no match for him.

And ZV, only if you open all EIGHT gates will he die. Five only put him in a very critical condition. The chance of a full recovery from five gates, though, is significant, as a medic on the seen when he lost to Gaara said that, if Gaara hadn't done so much damage to him, then they could still expect a full recovery.

Does he need emergency medical attention?  If so, there ain't gonna be any in this fight.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on February 01, 2007, 02:46:11 PM
Does he need emergency medical attention?  If so, there ain't gonna be any in this fight.

well, lee would be out of the fight then but he would have crashed samus's life support causing her to die, unless she took her suit off but even then she'd be left with a sword/pistol, no match to link's awesome arsonal

He's Wolf Link he doesent have an arsenal!  ???
And nice save Akatsuki, I was just going by what Kakashi said up in the stands.

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on February 02, 2007, 06:52:58 AM
He's Wolf Link he doesent have an arsenal!  ???

Yeah, but I don't think Samus without her suit could take him. I haven't played Zero Mission, how much damage can she take without the suit?

not much. My cousin has it, it's tough before you get the suit. Anyways, I think it would be best to take out Mario first since it will probably take the lotus to beat Samus, and if he was injured by the lotus then Mario could take him. I still don't think he would need to use the second lotus though, just the first one he used on Sasuke. It would probably snap her neck. Then again, it really depends on terrain too.

Well, if he's preoccupied with Mario, I think she could get a couple of shots off on him.

Wolf Link could distract for a bit, and Rock Lee would be able to keep track of Samus as well.

I guess it all depends on how long it would take Rock Lee to defeat Mario. I'm presuming it wouldn't be long?

And Wolf Link would be a minor nuisance, at best, to Samus. Though I suppose he could keep her distracted for a little bit.

He would have Midna give her a cosmic wedgie :)

yes, Rock Lee could take down the overweight plumber anyday.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on February 02, 2007, 06:12:24 PM
I guess it all depends on how long it would take Rock Lee to defeat Mario. I'm presuming it wouldn't be long?

And Wolf Link would be a minor nuisance, at best, to Samus. Though I suppose he could keep her distracted for a little bit.

well as you may recall, link can turn in and out of wolf form at will, so he would still have his awesome arsonal at hand

Quote from: Dr. Rabies on February 02, 2007, 07:06:15 PM
well as you may recall, link can turn in and out of wolf form at will, so he would still have his awesome arsonal at hand

I think Motoko specified Wolf Link for a reason. And still, I think Samus could take Link.

hmm...it would be interesting if you could be Wolf Link on SSB Brawl...

I said that somewhere else, but i cant remember where. ;)
And can we just declare this a tie, and move on?

agh...we just need one more vote...that's it, since we've pretty much proved Lee's victory, I'm making another account and voting!!!not really though...and nobody else better do it either!

You know, Wolf Link hasnt posted here... I wonder if he voted. :-X

If he does, you know who he'll vote for.

GUYS, we need to reaslize that this voting topic is won....I think my team won along time ago, right? :-\

its a tie people :P know winners  :(

now its lock, have a look at the cold dead battlefield in general discussion for the next battle...