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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 30, 2007, 06:51:58 PM
My mom sent me this e-mail, and I thought I'd share it with you all, making a game out of it.  I'm going to paste a few lists below.  Find your month of birth, day you were born, and what color shirt you're wearing at the time you're reading this.  Then put all of them together.  I suppose you can do this as many times as you want, but it might get a bit repetitive soon, so I'd recommend taking birthdays of your friends and family and use the color shirt your wearing if you're in the mood to post in this topic again.  As for myself, I had lunch with my science teacher because I hate myself.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena ! With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other (such as a striped shirt)---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself.
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Post by: DW on January 30, 2007, 07:05:16 PM
I kicked a phone because I'm sexy and do what I want.

:othis is like a fortune-telling machine! except instead of the future, it says what just happened today!
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Post by: Evahn on January 30, 2007, 08:33:19 PM
GAH I hate these.

I yelled at a gangster because that's how I roll.

I'm just glad I didn't have to yell at Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 30, 2007, 08:48:53 PM
My cousin would have to kick Chuck Norris, and he probably would win too. :P
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Post by: MasterKeyX on January 31, 2007, 02:27:07 PM
I dry humped my dog because i hate my family....wow, how accurate! :P
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 31, 2007, 02:42:07 PM
I kicked a phone because I was drunk.

That doesn't sound like me at all! >:(

What did that poor phone ever do to me?
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Post by: DarkZelda on January 31, 2007, 03:13:54 PM
I murderd a spoon because I'm a ninja.


Fear me. :o :o
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Post by: DW on January 31, 2007, 03:24:57 PM
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on January 31, 2007, 02:42:07 PM
I kicked a phone because I was drunk.

That doesn't sound like me at all! >:(

What did that poor phone ever do to me?

Dude, you have the same birthday as me if that is right...
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Post by: DarkZelda on January 31, 2007, 03:31:12 PM
 :P
I think I'm the only one in june. . .
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on January 31, 2007, 03:41:00 PM
I danced with a fireman because I was drunk :P
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Post by: Rev Rabies on January 31, 2007, 03:53:54 PM
i sang... to a mexican... because that's how i roll or because i hate myself?

wow... that mexican probably hates me now too
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Post by: alical on February 02, 2007, 11:44:35 AM
I yelled at a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

...Well the last part is true :)
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Post by: alex on February 03, 2007, 06:37:28 AM
i yelled at a banana because i was drunk...
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 09:26:07 AM
wow Alex, I thought you had better control than that.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on February 03, 2007, 09:28:25 AM
Shikamaru, I just realized we had the same birthday. lol
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 09:28:48 AM
yes, I said that a while back.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on February 03, 2007, 09:30:17 AM
Well, excuse me, princess! I just thought it was an interesting observation, regardless of you're saying it or not. So there. :P
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 09:35:57 AM
OMG, I've only seen one episode of that....
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on February 03, 2007, 09:39:34 AM
To tell you the truth, I've never seen a single episode. I don't know where I'd find 'em either. :-\
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 10:07:34 AM
I found it on youtube
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Post by: MasterKeyX on February 03, 2007, 06:38:32 PM
to break the convo post: you can do other family memebrs birthdays too if you want.
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Post by: TP Zelda on February 03, 2007, 10:40:18 PM
I choked on a llama because I was drunk.
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Post by: Vaati on February 04, 2007, 06:46:40 AM
I did the Macerena with a Mexican becasue that's how I roll.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on February 04, 2007, 07:39:05 AM
I kicked a fireman because i hate myself.... ;)
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Post by: Jen on February 10, 2007, 09:12:54 AM
I loved a pickle because that's how i roll...
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Post by: Mysterious F. on February 10, 2007, 09:14:52 AM
I sang to myself because I hate myself.  :'(
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Post by: Baka Nezumi on February 10, 2007, 12:20:27 PM
I kicked a banana because I'm cool like that.
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 10, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
I yelled at my brother because i hate myself.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on February 10, 2007, 02:12:40 PM
We both have green on.
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 10, 2007, 02:23:25 PM
green is cool.  actually i have a pink and white stripped tank on over that, but i couldnt find a stripped option
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Post by: DW on February 10, 2007, 02:24:05 PM
you are stripped? :-X
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 10, 2007, 02:25:21 PM
sorry, striped, as in pink, white, pink, whie pattern
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Post by: DW on February 10, 2007, 02:32:55 PM
I know, I'm joking relax.
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 10, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
eh, not so good with the spelling no problem
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 11, 2007, 12:53:41 AM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 10, 2007, 02:23:25 PM
green is cool.  actually i have a pink and white stripped tank on over that, but i couldnt find a stripped option

Actually, there was an option for Other.  I guess I'll go back and make a note at that part.
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Post by: Fishalicious on February 11, 2007, 12:19:19 PM
I danced with a gangster because I'm a ninja.
I danced with a gangster because I was drunk.
I danced with a gangster because that's how I roll.

... I... didn't know what to classify my shirt as. :B It's grey and black, so... I dunno.
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Post by: MagmarFire on February 15, 2007, 03:25:48 PM
I choked on my sister because I hate myself...

I'd better remember that the next time I feel like punishing myself! :P
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Post by: DW on February 16, 2007, 10:55:31 AM
Quote from: Fishalicious on February 11, 2007, 12:19:19 PM
I danced with a gangster because I'm a ninja.
I danced with a gangster because I was drunk.
I danced with a gangster because that's how I roll.

... I... didn't know what to classify my shirt as. :B It's grey and black, so... I dunno.

well, you are a drunk ninja who happened to trip down a hill...Maybe you are Rock Lee or Tsunade...
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Post by: darkphantomime on February 16, 2007, 11:32:38 AM
I danced with a football player because I CAN CONTROL MYSELF?! I hate this thing...

Ooh, ZV and I have birthdays in september, and whatdaya know? ZV was born on Friday the 13th.

AND HNS was born on a tuesday. I was born on a sunday, by the way.

YES, I know how to calculate what day of the week you were born on.
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Post by: Baka Nezumi on February 16, 2007, 03:28:19 PM
How does one do that?
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Post by: DW on February 16, 2007, 04:14:46 PM
probably some site or other.
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Post by: darkphantomime on February 16, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
Nope, I do it all in my head. But it's quite tricky if you don't remember what day a certain day of the month fell on, specifically the month that that person had a birthday, RECENTLY.
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Post by: DW on February 16, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
you take leap years into your calculations right?
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Post by: darkphantomime on February 16, 2007, 04:43:45 PM
That's the whole key to how it works.
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Post by: collaboration on February 28, 2007, 06:29:45 PM
I sang to my sister because I hate myself.

:-\  Fascinating
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Post by: Mr. bubbles on May 09, 2007, 02:50:07 PM
I loved a squirrel because the voices told me to.
WOW I hate SQUIRRELS
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 27, 2007, 09:01:58 AM
Bumping this up so some of the newer members can have some fun before it sinks again.

I had lunch with my science teacher because I was high.

Hmm, I must have been high because I currently do not have a science teacher.
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Post by: BaconWarrior on December 27, 2007, 09:13:51 AM
I had lunch with your mom cause thats how i roll.  
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Post by: Vaati on December 27, 2007, 06:45:29 PM
I did the Macarena with a Mexican because that's how I roll.
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Post by: Takun on December 27, 2007, 08:27:44 PM
lol, I yelled at a banana because thats how I roll. >:3
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Post by: Peka on December 31, 2007, 01:35:39 PM
I danced with my cell phone because I hate myself.
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Post by: Aureliano on January 03, 2008, 09:16:37 PM
I did the Macarena! With a banana because I'm cool like that
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Post by: Uximadesk on January 03, 2008, 09:57:46 PM
I chocked a spoon because I hate myself!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 04, 2008, 07:21:06 AM
I murdered my sister because I was drunk.
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Post by: Uximadesk on January 04, 2008, 12:32:16 PM
(that kinda comes toghether for once)
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Post by: Keaton on January 06, 2008, 10:54:33 AM
I kicked my neighbor because I was drunk.

Ha ha, that actually happened once.
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Post by: o0Zelda0o on January 15, 2008, 08:51:27 AM
I smoked a banana because I was high....  :o
Ha!! XD  ;D
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Post by: Fierce Deity Link on April 07, 2008, 07:29:55 PM
I choked on a noodle because that's how I roll!
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 08, 2008, 12:23:29 AM
I choked on a llama because I'm a ninja.

:o