The Desert Colossus

blue: ratchet and master chief

red: tom nook and wario

FIGHT!!!

wow, this is a fair fight ::)I mean, TOM NOOK? He would poon everybody!

he does have an axe you know

and Ratchet and Master Chief have tons of firearms at their disposal. Tom nook isn't fast enough to evade, and Wario is even slower.

(Guy on Jeopardy) Who is Tom Nook?

Me: Who IS Tom Nook?

he is an incredibly annoying, cheapskate raccoon in Animal Crossing.

tom nook and wario  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ha ha ha master chief can kill 10,000 warios and tom nooks  ;D ;D ha ha
Motoko you are funny

I would've liked Ratchet to have a much fairer fight, but whatever.

Blue team takes it easily. Master Chief alone could take both of 'em. But with Ratchet, it's a one-sided massacre.

yeah, he shoots out those auto turrets then starts shooting himself...it would have been fairer to have master chief versus ratchet...

master chief is just a sci-fi snake, nough said

but him and ratchet would kill easily

Who's voting for the Red team? I'd like someone to come forward and explain their reasoning.

probably got them mixed up. SInce she posted the blue team on top in the thread but red on top in the poll.

*points massive neon sign at self* YO

I think a Raccoon and Wario kicking those two big bad boys' arses would be extremely FUNNY!

Example: Let's use the wario from Wario Land II. You can't kill him. He's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to kill. Stamp on him, light him on fire, or whatever, and he gains NEW POWERS. Well, sorta. Let's just go with this for absurd effect. And that Raccoon... I don't know how to explain it, but when a guy like that beats another guy to a pulp, you just go "WHAT THE H311 HAPPENED?!" In other words, the guy that has the upper hand, isn't always the guy that wins.

Personally, I hope for a HUMILIATING defeat for Master Chief.

Have you seen some of Ratchet's weapons? Those things are insane. Level 100 Supernova ftw.

No matter WHAT happens to a cartoon character, they NEVER die. SO LETS HAVE SOME FUN MON!

*breaks out in a jamacin calypso*

If Wario can't die then how do you lose in any of the Wario games? That isn't a rhetorical question; I've never played a single Wario game in my life.

Ahem, you CAN die in Wario land i and IV. But in II and III, you can't. If you go up against a boss, and if your hit with a special something that will affect you, like you get pushed off the platform, you'll go down a screen and be forced to fight him again. and again, and again... Until you win.

Can he survive a black hole? 'Cause Ratchet's got a gun that shoots those.

Wario's not Godzilla, after all. ;D

I'm pretty sure he survived a bottomless pit. Andn remember, cartoon laws of physics don't apply to real laws of physics. Meaning if he fired that gun, Wario would still get through. While Ratchet would get sucked into oblivion.

Actually the Rift Inducer/Ripper won't suck the user into its own black hole for some reason. What would be the point if it did?

There's got to be some way to kill him!

encase him in a box and eventually his farts will kill himself. so if ratchet has a box gun or something...or if he can mime.

Ratchet and Master Chief would win. Between the Energy Sword and the crazy weapong Ratchet has, Wario and his gas stand no chance.

I just remembered he has a motorcycle. That may be good for dodging bullets. Then again his massive weight probably slows it down.

He also has a purple car. But Ratchet and Master Chief have crazy vehicles too, ones that can fly, so once again, Wario stands no chance.

you forget he also has a fairly endless supply of highly concentrated high performance gasoline, so he can outrun them right ;D

DON'T FORGET ABOUT HIS ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BOMBS! (If you've played Mario KArt: Double Dash, you'll know what I mean)

Wait a minute. Wario is not invincible. If you're gonna use the fact that he comes back when he's killed, then we might as well say that every video game character is invincible.

And I find it funny that you think Wario's motorcycle could outrun Ratchet's intergalactic spaceship.

Since you haven't played any wario games, you don't deserve to comment about Wario...  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Wario IS literally immortal in Wario Land II and III. Try to kill him  - you simply can't. There's no such thing as 'extra lives' or 'game over screen' in those games.

Since you haven't played any Ratchet and Clank games, you don't deserve to comment about Ratchet... ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

And perhaps nothing in those games was powerful enough to damage him?

What if I sliced him up the the Energy Sword? Would his silly bombs be able to do anything then? I DON'T THINK SO!! :D

yeah, try and chase after him on his motorcycle while you're on foot swinging an energy sword. Besides, Tom nook could probably beat the Chief with his huge chainsaw.

Master Chief would kill nook in one blow

no, Nook is the Turducken of superheroes.

Ratchet's saved two different galaxies. Four times.

wow, that just says there are only two galaxies easy enough for him to save. It was probably from some lame crisis like a shortage of rice krispies.

anyways, like I said, Nook is the turducken of superheroes.

Have you played the Ratchet and Clank games? They were decidedly larger than a shortage of Rice Krispies.

oh, that was just the media blowing things out of proportion. In the first one they just changed the toilet paper in the bathroom.apparently that's hard to do these days. *glares at family*

Okay, now we're just being silly.

Well, Ratchet can blow up the universe!

i win

if he does that, it's a draw. He'll kill himself. So he can't do that.plus, turducken.

Nope. He's independent of the space-time continuum. He'll just make a new universe and kick Nook's butt again, and again, and again, and again, ad nauseum.

You obviously don't know what a turducken is. Originally, its a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. but if you want it to be really good, you follow this order=

Hummingbird--sparrow--cornish hen--chicken--duck--turkey--bigger turkey--Eagle--albatross--leapord--emu--ostrich--Boeing 747.

so replace each of those birds, well flying things...well, not really all of them fly, but replace each one with a superhero and thats Nook.

Well, Ratchet's a turducken...times infinity!!!11!1!one!11!

Plus the fact that Nook can't even get people to pay back his loans. That makes him lame.

no the reason the loans are never payed off is because as soon as they pay him he forces them into another one. and Ratchet has no superpowers

Ratchet doesn't need superpowers. His super weapons are more than enough for Nook.

well with all Nook's powers the guns wouldn't do anything to him.

If Nook had all this power then he wouldn't have to run a dinky convenience store in *Town's Name Here*. He'd be some planetary crime boss, or something.

Spiderman is a photographer for a newspaper.

Superheroes have to lie low with normal jobs so they blend in.

Enough!

I'd like evidence for Nook's "Ultimate Cosmic Power™."

k thx

he's a raccoon, plus he enslaves every body new to the town.

Then how can people leave town?

its happnd 2 me :(

You can leave for a while, but if you don't return before you turn off the gamecube he takes your soul and your eyes and mouth will be black holes.

If Master can kill a army he can kill Nook easy. 8)

I meant NPCs. There was once this frog dude who moved to my town, but he stayed for a week and then left.

y didnt nook stop him

ok im going to make this simple:

STOP
GLORIFYING
MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!

he sucks beyond all belief compared to many people, he wouldnt be able to even touch Dante. Kratos would kill him before he even moved. Ash from vandal hearts at his vandalier clas would crush him. Ryu Hayabusa would demolish him. I'm even going to go as far as saying Cortez from time splitters is stronger, all master chief does is fire his guns a bunch and swing a sword, when was the last time you saw him summon the powers of a god(kratos), use demonic speed to and percision to slice bullets in half(dante), launch enemies in the air then spin them down at great sppeds destroying anyone in the vicinity(ryu), summon massive dragons to incinerate thier foe(ash), or minipulate and travel through time and levitate objects(cortez)?

never.

master chief aint got nothing on nook and his mighty golden axe, plus wario would have already driven ratchet insane with an onslaught of progressivly fast 2 second microgames, or eat him.

Point out where I was glorifying Master Chief. Please. Implore me.

Quoteplus wario would have already driven ratchet insane with an onslaught of progressivly fast 2 second microgames, or eat him.

lol cuz ratchet would jst sit ther and take it withot usng his weapns am i rite

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on February 20, 2007, 04:18:12 PM
Point out where I was glorifying Master Chief. Please. Implore me.

Quoteplus wario would have already driven ratchet insane with an onslaught of progressivly fast 2 second microgames, or eat him.

lol cuz ratchet would jst sit ther and take it withot usng his weapns am i rite

never said you did, it was meta king

and ratchet wouldnt be able to pull out a weapon, he'd be too busy switching poses to beat the microgames!

Well, seeing as how Meta King's posted all of twice in this thread you'd see how I'd be a bit confused. ;D

And you'd have to force Ratchet to play the microgames, and I just don't think you'd be able to pull that off.

have you played warioware, even watching those microgames gets you addicted, i actually had gamefreak doing the elephant, mohawk, and big cheese poses!

When Ratchet needs to get the job done, he'll get the job done. A silly little videogame ain't gonna stop 'im. ;D

i know, im just poking fun at the addictiveness of warioware(even though i didnt want to give it back to video connection...) ratchet would slaughter wario, nook would give chief rabies, chief will infect ratchet, everyone dies including nook, tie!

I think you have to bite someone to give them rabies. I don't think Master Chief's gonna be bitin' Ratchet.

it usually is transmitted via bite, it is a virus so it can be transmitted through the air, and i doubt chiefs suit is airtight

Nook doesn't let people leave him when they go o another town by the way, he tracks them there. He is fast enough to suppress people in every town at once.

But, Nook has never rescued galaxies, like Master Chief and Ratchet. He can't even breathe in outer space.

Quote from: MasterKey on February 21, 2007, 07:15:26 AM
But, Nook has never rescued galaxies, like Master Chief and Ratchet. He can't even breathe in outer space.

how do you know! he owns a store in every town and is at all of them at once! he has powers beyond your comprehension!

Pssh, he just has a bunch of clones. That's nothing.

And I don't remember Master Chief ever saving a galaxy...all by himself.

Edit: Sure Ratchet had Clank, but what did he really do? ;D

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on February 21, 2007, 12:08:19 PM
Pssh, he just has a bunch of clones. That's nothing.

And I don't remember Master Chief ever saving a galaxy...all by himself.

Edit: Sure Ratchet had Clank, but what did he really do? ;D

climb through narrow sewer pipes and ventalation shafts, control mini robots, utilize the greed of an ape

burn

Yes, but were all those things necessary to complete his mission?

...Well, yeah they were. But there's a reason it's called Ratchet and Clank not Clank and Ratchet. Without Ratchet, Clank would be scrap-metal.

He's the Jak to Clank's Daxter. The Banjo to Clank's Kazooie. The Mario to Clank's Luigi. The Kramer to Clank's Newman. Clank is nothing without Ratchet, and you, sir, will not impugn his honor.

Good day.

...

I said, "Good day!"

You kinda lost me there, but Clank would not be scrap metal! He did some missiona by himself, and he has the power to control little robots as well.

Scrap metal... how dare you you fiend!

We need a better fight 8)

You don't think Ratchet could've done all the things Clank did by himself? He just didn't want to make him feel bad.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on February 21, 2007, 04:40:02 PM
Yes, but were all those things necessary to complete his mission?

...Well, yeah they were. But there's a reason it's called Ratchet and Clank not Clank and Ratchet. Without Ratchet, Clank would be scrap-metal.

He's the Jak to Clank's Daxter. The Banjo to Clank's Kazooie. The Mario to Clank's Luigi. The Kramer to Clank's Newman. Clank is nothing without Ratchet, and you, sir, will not impugn his honor.

Good day.

...

I said, "Good day!"

actually, luigi saved marios skin on many occasions.

and clank is actually vital to ratchet, clank is like his consience

You just won't learn, will you?

...

Fine. I give in. I concede. Ratchet would be nothing without Clank. He never would've left Veldin, he never would've found Qwark, he never would've located and defeated Drek, he never would've been transported to the Bogon galaxy, he never would've tracked down Angela, he never would've escaped the Thugs 4 Less prison, he never would've stopped Qwark and the Protopet menace, he never would've found Courtney Gears, he never would've escaped the Biobliterator, he never would've defeated Dr. Nefarious, he never would've escaped from Vox.

You win.

i hope you're happy

oh, dont worry, we are.

yes. I feel like sending victory brownies around.

I think a week is up... ::)