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Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Lokes on February 07, 2007, 02:22:49 PM
Can you hack into his criminal profile as well? I think he actually got that eyeball frog thingy illegally.  8)
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: IronKnuckle on February 13, 2007, 04:16:33 AM
Ya if I remember right, Eyeball Fish are only leagal in Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam, and Deleware ;D.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 13, 2007, 03:38:15 PM
Quote from: The Metalist on February 07, 2007, 02:22:49 PM
Can you hack into his criminal profile as well? I think he actually got that eyeball frog thingy illegally.  8)
Already did, and he didn't.  Link was the one who got it illegally.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 13, 2007, 08:06:27 PM
Doesn't Link also have a warrant for stealing a horse as well?
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: IronKnuckle on February 14, 2007, 03:53:13 AM
Seeing as how Link keps most of his stuff behind his shield, doesnt that qualify for consealed wepontry charges? Not to menton he keeps walking into other peoples houses and breaking their pottery. He cuts down grass in public areas and when into Hyrule Castle, Gerudo's Fortress, Gerudo Pirates Hideout, Sakons Hideout, Ganon's Castle, and about 20 diffrent doungeons without the owners permission.And hes kill countless endangered spiecies like wolfos, Skulltillas, Real Bombchus, ect.

These evil crimes must stop.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 14, 2007, 07:16:47 AM
oh yeah...Grand Theft Hyrule time lol
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 14, 2007, 08:06:31 AM
And he stole my wallet!
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Lokes on February 14, 2007, 08:40:40 AM
Yeah, about Link stealing and all. Did you ever see him putting a  pair of socks in his pockets? I think he stole mine last night.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 15, 2007, 01:17:58 PM
Not to mention how he constantly steals stuff in LA.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 18, 2007, 02:41:07 PM
he gets his just rewards there though. You can actually cheat the shopkeeper out of a few hundred rupees in LA.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Evahn on February 18, 2007, 06:49:26 PM
Link can steal stuff from the bird in Faron Woods in TP.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: IronKnuckle on February 18, 2007, 09:25:47 PM
Not to mention that goron room in MM.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 19, 2007, 01:20:27 AM
In OoT he smuggled excessive amounts of illegal paraphernelia to get his hands on a weapon too big to conceal.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 19, 2007, 04:47:50 AM
He also joined an evil crime sindicate called The Evil Crime Sindicate to gain his hands on alot of money.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 20, 2007, 10:13:20 PM
no wonder we can't stop that syndicate..they have stayed undercover with a tricky name...
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Lokes on February 21, 2007, 10:51:47 AM
Indeed, I was searching for them a couple of days now, therefore my anscene from this forums. I think perhaps Link is a honorable guy, last time we talked he told me a bout how Dark Link learnt to use magical masks.... how peculiar.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 22, 2007, 02:32:41 PM
There goal is to take over the world and put babies in charge of countries they conquer, and just say what they want that the babies said to do blah blah blah, which here mean "anything that The Evil Crime Sindicate wants to happen in this nation will happen", and the whole country will be there's they will soon conquer every nation.

I know because I was a member of The Evil Crime Synidcate when it was called The Good Deeds Syndicate, and instead did good deeds until one member went insane and killed several other members, and invited other evil people to join. I managed to put mind control over one of the weaker members and found out more and more, including how Link's farther is still alive and he's in charge.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 22, 2007, 08:18:07 PM
Link's father is alive? I thought Peter Pan was impaled by Hook?
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 24, 2007, 08:25:07 PM
He was?!?! Well then, one of the few associates I have left is now dead!

Don't worry, I have a plan:

KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Lokes on February 25, 2007, 05:46:58 AM
I'm afraid he'll Impale me as well :S
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 25, 2007, 11:31:58 AM
He doesn't know about you yet. Don't worry.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 26, 2007, 07:55:14 PM
Hey, Hook just called by the way. He wanted to know where I was and who I was with for some reason. He seemed really interested when I mentioned Metalist...
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 27, 2007, 12:41:18 PM
Well, ummm, I advise you to hide. I can fend for myself, but I'm not so sure about you guys.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 27, 2007, 09:38:10 PM
He seems to want me alive for some reason, as long as I talk about all my friends on TDC constantly with him.You wouldn't believe everything I've said about you Akatsuki, he practically knows you inside out now!
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 28, 2007, 12:51:33 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

We're all going to die now, thanks Shikamaru Nara!

Time for Plan-B.

*Creates atom bombs and drops them on the hideout of the syndicate. The one hypnotised, though, ran away beforehand.*

Also, Hook died with it, but I used a magical shield to defend Shikamaru. Several members are alive though, including Link, his farther, and the list of members I have tracked down up until now who are still alive:

1)Pinnokila - A dangerous puppeteer who uses them in various battle formations. Danger: (out of ten) ***** **

2)Sebastion - Nicknamed 'Lightning Rod', he's the msot powerful lightning user ever. Danger: ***** ****

3)Alibaba - A user of Iranian mythology and desert based techniques, he can be difficult. Danger: ***** **

4)Voodoo - A strange boy who is only 15, yet is one of the more powerful of them and a voodoo doll user. Danger: ***** ***

5)Hallo - The second most powerful of them, he uses techniques based on Halloween legends, the spooky, and darkness. Danger: ***** *****

6)? - I have yet to find out name, but apparently a user of fire and ash, with high physical strength. Danger: ***** ***?

7)Duo - The second weakest (Link being the weakest) surviving member, this is two people fused togehter and uses ice. Danger: ***** *

8 )Mimi - A girl who went mad when her parents were killed by the government, she uses many weapons. Danger: ***** ***

9)Walking with the Bears - A Native American who uses attacks based around giant Totem Poles. Danger: ***** ***

10)Bleebol - The only alien member, this one uses telekenetic powes and laser eyes, among other things. Danger: ***** ****

11)Toby- A, ummm, well, I have nothing at all on him, except a strange tattoo on his forehead and a punk attitude. Danger: ?

12)Ghoul - Real name unknown, his countless haunting and ghostly attacks are fearful as the fourth most powerful member. Danger: ***** *****

13)Mosarch - (Note, pronounce Mose - Ark) is a user of powers controlled by a number of musical weapons. Danger: ***** ***

14)Mortanius - Named after a famous German necromancer, he wears a grim reaper mask and robe, controls the dead, and owns a scythe. Danger: ***** **

15)Samry - A mysterious swordsman who uses many trick swords, such as a boomerang sword and an invisible sword. Danger: ***** ***

16)Mr. Vega - The third most powerful member, he wears a round mask covering his entire head, with eyes and a mouth on the mask resembling one of those two masks over theater stages, which one is reflected by his current personality. Also wears a red bow-tie, a white top hat like a magician's, and white magician's clothing. He carries around a type of cane that is a ball with a large black stick attached. Powers unknown. Danger: ***** *****
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on February 28, 2007, 04:05:34 PM
Quote from: Akatsuki on February 28, 2007, 12:51:33 PM
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

We're all going to die now, thanks Shikamaru Nara!

You are welcome.

QuoteAlibaba - A user of Iranian mythology and desert based techniques, he can be difficult
QuoteWalking with the Bears - A Native American who uses attacks based around giant Totem Poles.
hehe...good old stereotypes...
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on February 28, 2007, 04:43:47 PM
Yeah, I was thinking of who would be in it when suddenly Alladin came to mind, and creation of Alibaba. Then I thought of someone being Native American, and the name was easy to think of. And Totem Poles are purely Native American, so it made alot of sense. Also, I wanna say this, of all Native Americans north of Mexico, the Northwestern Coastol Tribes (coasts of Oregon, Washington, Canada, and Alaska on the Pacific Ocean) had very good living conditions compared ot the others.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on March 01, 2007, 08:43:11 AM
yes, that's right, our indians were best :P
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 01, 2007, 12:19:08 PM
Okay, two new members have joined:

17)Mr. Peg Leg - A pirate dressed guy full with a wooden leg. Because he just joined, nothing on him. Danger: ***** *

18)Neari - (Note, pronounced Nee - R - EE) Some guy dressed like a ninja with two ninja swords on his back. He mentioned he and Mr. Peg Leg are not a strong as all the other members except Duo. Danger: ***** *

Also, I'll move the org stuff to the chatboard.

Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: darkphantomime on March 01, 2007, 03:41:37 PM
You do realize that your concept of some of these villains is racist, dont you?

Ali Baba? Native American? No hablo Ingles? RACISM!
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on March 01, 2007, 03:44:52 PM
so, stereotypes are fun...I don't actually believe them.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 01, 2007, 03:50:43 PM
I did not make them on rascist opinions, but because I could think of alot ofattacks for them, and i ran out of western ideas for villians. You took mine too seriously. Shikamaru got ahead of himself.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on March 01, 2007, 03:55:09 PM
ahead of myself...what does that mean? Sorry..I can go erase it...
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 01, 2007, 04:13:43 PM
Ummm, yeah, that would be nice.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on March 01, 2007, 04:16:31 PM
so what do we do with this organization? Should we make a group of heroes to combat them?
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 01, 2007, 04:18:16 PM
I'll gladly provide spell-warped owlbears.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: DW on March 01, 2007, 04:23:16 PM
Sounds fun. I could use me roleplay character!
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 01, 2007, 04:27:39 PM
No, think of several individual people to take on these twenty (including Link and his farther) criminals.

Also, I have found out Toby's abilities:

Python Whips: Two whips shaped like snakes and hiss when moved, but aren't really snakes.
Octopus Whip: An eight armed whip, simple as that.
A giant set of claw gloves on his wrists.
Cresent Moon Shaped Boomerangs that can cut almost anything.
Several potions that can heal him.
Iron Maiden: A curse that, for a split second, an Iron Maiden torture device surrounds an enemy. From then on, any attempts to heal him or her harms them instead, and increases damage.
Devil's Bond: A curse that locks a chain around the ankle of him and an enemy. It will constantly drain both their blood. Combined with his potions and Iron Maiden, this is extremely dangerous.

Danger: ***** ****
6th most powerful member.
Title: Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 02, 2007, 02:22:47 PM
Okay then, new theory. I'll make a story out of these guys and post it here on TDC. Heh. Heh. Heh.