The Desert Colossus

Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: oracle on March 05, 2007, 08:26:36 AM

Poll
Question: who is going to win
Option 1: marth and DK votes: 0
Option 2: pac man and darth vader votes: 4
Option 3: 1000 Imperial Stormtroopers votes: 2
Option 4: the hulk votes: 0
Option 5: COGS form gears of war votes: 0
Option 6: the fellowship of the ring votes: 0
Option 7: a fly votes: 0
Option 8: rain votes: 2
Title: the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: oracle on March 05, 2007, 08:26:36 AM
who will win!!!
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 05, 2007, 11:56:19 AM
This is odd, to say the least. But the Stormtroopers, definitely.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 05, 2007, 12:06:56 PM
The stormtroopers have a little something called 'stormtrooper syndrome'. They can't aim at ANYTHING straight. They're the worst shot in the galaxy. Proof? Just look at what happened at the death star when Luke and the others were escaping.

I vote Darth vader and PACMAN!
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 05, 2007, 12:12:15 PM
Give me one incident of Stormtroopers being terribly inaccurate...when they weren't supposed to be.

And besides, even if they were that inaccurate, there's still 1000 of them.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: oracle on March 05, 2007, 12:15:42 PM
Stormtroopers form the clone wars
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 05, 2007, 12:17:59 PM
Those are Clonetroopers. And seeing as how they have quite more extensive military experience, it'll make the slaughter so much worse. :)
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 05, 2007, 05:23:26 PM
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on March 05, 2007, 12:12:15 PM
Give me one incident of Stormtroopers being terribly inaccurate...when they weren't supposed to be.

And besides, even if they were that inaccurate, there's still 1000 of them.

Stormtrooper Effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormtrooper_syndrome)
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 05, 2007, 05:29:04 PM
I should point out to you, that in ANH and TESB they were purposely missing their targets. And in RotJ, you don't know how many Ewoks they hit, and I don't see any of those Rebel commandos around at the end of the battle.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 05, 2007, 06:53:19 PM
Excuse me? In empire, they were MEANT to let Leia and Chewie get away when Darth Vader ORDERED for Lando to capture them? Meaning of course, Vader ORDERED the storm troopers to capture Leia and Chewie. And let's not forget the escape from echo base.

Empire strikes back = Best Star Wars EVER.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Meta King on March 06, 2007, 08:14:51 AM
Darth Vader does not need PACMAN can use the force to blow up everything.  :o
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 06, 2007, 12:12:00 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on March 05, 2007, 06:53:19 PM
Excuse me? In empire, they were MEANT to let Leia and Chewie get away when Darth Vader ORDERED for Lando to capture them? Meaning of course, Vader ORDERED the storm troopers to capture Leia and Chewie.

I see you've conveniently forgotten how they disabled the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive. They were herding them toward the MF, so they could be captured from orbit by the Executor.

QuoteAnd let's not forget the escape from echo base.

The only thing they shot at there was the MF, and they most certainly did not miss a target that size.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 07, 2007, 03:36:21 PM
The rain.
Mother Nature beats all.
A very long time ago, it rained for 40 days, and 40 nights. It drowned everything. Seeing as how all of the competiters need air to breath, I would say that the rain beats all.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 07, 2007, 03:37:12 PM
Darth Vader has his own breathing mask. So's he's exempt.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 07, 2007, 03:40:52 PM
Air is not an unlimited source. He would run out sooner or later. And what will he do? You cannot kill what has not been granted life. Good luck Darth Vader, there are plenty of H2O molecules for you to slice through before you win.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 07, 2007, 03:44:52 PM
Oversized fly and supersized Hulk Drink all the water and let match resume.

duh duh duh dodo dododo dun dun dunana nanana dodododododa do doo doo doo dodoo...

*imperial march theme plays*
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 07, 2007, 04:18:26 PM
Is this regular Pac-Man, or energized Pac-Man? 'Cause this could really decide the outcome.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 07, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
Energized pac man is so much cooler.
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: darkphantomime on March 10, 2007, 09:46:39 AM
Why is it that our battlefield have been... a little dead as of late?
Title: Re:the cold dead battlefield voting poll
Post by: Rev Rabies on March 11, 2007, 10:49:33 AM
the rain of course, nothing can stop a giant flood, tsunami, or hurricane, plus who would want to fight in the rain? nobody thats who, i mean come on them stormtrooper's armor has to be heavy, the rain would just make it worse, and vader doesnt want to get no rain on his cape, and im not even going to go on about everything else