The Desert Colossus

(I apologize. I had to leave out Ironknuckles, Twinrova, and Barinade.  :( )

I would really like to alot results.
Please post your explanation for choosing your boss, not just something like "VOLVAGIA FOR THE WIN!" or "Ganondorf kicks ass!"

volvagia ftw

No, but seriously. He's a dragon. How is that not awesome? You know, burninating the peasants and the countryside; eating all the livestock you can; flying above in the sky so high. It's all good.

Quote from: Commodore Axilon on March 16, 2007, 07:38:28 PM...You know, burninating...

Strange. I thought a friend of mine at school made that word up. :P

Anyway, I'm with CA on this one. Volvagia is ON FIRE! (Literally.) :D

"He was a man!...I mean he was a dragon-man!...er, maybe he was just a dragon!" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trogdor)

Volvagia, he's totally awesome and the only other choice I had, the shadow boss, Bongo Bongo, can't do anything magical besides turn invisible.

I choose every boss except for Phantom Ganon, Ganondorf, and Ganon.  I can think of a use for the others.  I won't share these uses, however.  You'd deem them evil and try to stop me.

Kannochi already evil, so Kannochi wouldn't mind hearing them in PM. Kannochi likes talknig about Kannochi in third person. Kannochi will help as an ally.

As I wondered about what boss I would want to be, I realized I had made a subconcious decision to commentate my life. I chuckled at Kannochi's post, and wondered how he did it. I then decided my favorite boss was Jalhalla, because who wouldn't want to be able to split himself up into tiny miniture replicas that could aid in their hostile takeover of the WORLD!!!!I also decided I should go take my medication...

Ummm, it's only for OOT bosses, you know.

I NEED MORE VOTES! *EATS EVERYONE WHO HASN'T VOTED*
:P

I choose Gannondorf due to the fact that he can and will desroy EVERY living creature in sight with his dark magic. Also the fact that his only 2 weaknesses are light and the master sword. DOES VOLVAGIA HAVE A MASTER SWORD?! NO! DOES HE HAVE LIGHT ARROWS?! NO! HE HAS FIRE!

Yeah, but he's a lot cooler. It's who you'd rather be, not who'd win in a fight. Sorry if taking over the world isn't my thing.

Quote from: MattAlxdr on March 17, 2007, 03:14:05 PM
I NEED MORE VOTES! *EATS EVERYONE WHO HASN'T VOTED*
:P

My vote was my post seeing as how you didn't include an all of the above option.

You can't expect everyone to vote here.

If you're going to eat me, then I'll have to melt you!  ;D

I voted Bongo Bongo, mostly because Twinrova wasn't on the quiz (c'mon, she/they were awesome~!) and because every quiz I take says that I'd be Bongo Bongo.

Volvagia's cool and all, but I just wouldn't want to be her, what with the whole "body exploding while the head falls to the ground and moves around like a fish." I know Volvagia's a guy, but I always call her a she because... I'm used to it. (it wasn't until recently I realized she's a he.)

Then start calling him a he!

Seriously, if he's a he, you should remember to call him that.

Quote from: Kannochi on March 18, 2007, 10:21:03 AM
Then start calling him a he!

Seriously, if he's a he, you should remember to call him that.

I try to. xD; I'm still convinced that Volvagia's a girl, though. x:

Quote from: Kannochi on March 17, 2007, 02:56:29 PM
Ummm, it's only for OOT bosses, you know.

That's why I'm not voting :)

I would be Twinrova. Magic, two personalities...and an amazing ability to keep your good looks after all those years. However no Twinrova option, so once again not voting...

Good looks. If you think Twinrova has good looks, I'd hate to see your girlfriend.

none of them because the are all killed by a stupid hylian in a green hat i meen how less evil could you be

A guy who happened to have the friggin' Sword of Evil's Bane!

Quote from: Fishalicious on March 18, 2007, 11:09:11 AM
I try to. xD; I'm still convinced that Volvagia's a girl, though. x:

Call artistic license and say that Volvagia's a girl because she would be so much cooler that way.  That's what I would do.

Its a flameing demonic dragon, who said it has a gender?

good point, but people feel more comfortable calling things he or she if it is an animal (even a fictional). I have no idea why, but I always got a sense Volvagia was a she also...

It's a dragon, the default gender is male. ;D

But seriously, I think Link (the Goron) referred to it as a "he."

The name Volvagia sounds more like a female name than a male one... So I prefer calling it a she.. and Dragons fit more as a female than male.. but thats only my opinion

Yeah, that's my opinion on the whole matter. xD

Twinrova's fused form is rather pretty. o: ...I think. xD

Volvagia. Mostly because he eats the gorons. That's impressive.  ;)

Quote from: Iron Knuckle on March 19, 2007, 01:32:22 PM
Good looks. If you think Twinrova has good looks, I'd hate to see your girlfriend.

So would I, it's hard to find something that doesn't exist. 8)

Anyways, that was sarcasm, children!

and she doesn't look bad fused. Honestly though I don't care about looks, I just think it would be fun to be able to freeze and burn people.

(FAMILY GUY QUOTE)

Chris: Hey, remember that time you called me Chris Grizzle?

Random guy: Umm, yeah, I guess so.

Chris: WELL BURN FOR IT!!!!