TO THE SPAM TOPIC MK 2!
We can rebuild it. We can make it stronger, faster, better than it was before. We have the technology.
YES WE CAN!
oh wait...
*grinds ignition*
BOOM!
...
GET THE DUCT TAPE STAT!!!
What happen?
Someone set us up the BGRUGBY!
What you say?
WE GET SIGNAL
What you say?
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This thread is OUT OF ORDER!
main screen turn on.
It's you !!
Phew, I think we're back on track.
Greetings Gentleman. You are on way to destruction.
What you say !!
All your base are belong to us.
YOu have no chance to survive, make your time
Ha ha ha ha ....
((you stole the rest of my threatening momologue :'())
Destroy every Zig!
You know what you doing!!!
GO ZIG!
For great justice.
In America.
YAY! IT's STARTING OUT THE SAME WAY! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Wow you guys, that was terrible. Linka. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us#Transcripts_and_translations)
D-, see me after class.
eh, I don't much care, I've never really seen it.
...Hey I am the only teacher here....F to Commodore for impersinating a teacher.
F to bgrugby for spelling "impersonating" wrong.
oh snap
Never said I was an English teacher ;D
However 10 day suspension for Commodore for using "oh snap"...that is just wrong.
meet my little friend
*Takes out skunk*
It is bad enough to reference Ace Ventura, but to reference Ace Ventura 2?! That is just insanity.
I don't like him.
And what's wrong with Ace Ventura? >:(
oohh a weewee dododododanana
oh wingaway a wingaway
Re-he-he-heeeeeeee-heeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllly.
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on April 04, 2007, 07:32:25 PM
I don't like him.
And what's wrong with Ace Ventura? >:(
Nothing, just the second one I hated...probably because I didn't like the beginning when the racoon died :(
Now I am not PETA freak but that was just sad. Of course then they had the Ace Ventura cartoon which was just plain wrong.
I like raccoons. and squirrels. and other frisky woodland creatures. especially with pineapple.
Aaaaaaall righty, then.
THAT'S WHY YOU GOGT THROUGH, THAT'S WHY ROGER PADACKTER IS DEAD! CAN YOU FEEL THAT? huh huh huh huh?
I AM THE EXORCIZED.
....fine
"You guys have been great, but I gotta go, I got a date with your mother!!"
Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh, my god! Einhorn is a man?!
Hands Commodore the plunger
*grabs the eye plunger*
Everybody knows the crying game....
Mr. Rogers does. Because he knows it's okay to feel sad.
It's a lovely day in the neighborhood... TO KICK YOUR ARSE!
No more Mr. Rogers, he is dead...let him rest in peace please.
I miss mr. Rogers... T_T
anyway...
Elmo knows where you live!
Elmo...ELMO
Rugger makes a living out of punting Elmo
No means no for Elmo!
Hello, if you want to see such well known entertainment as Family Guy and The SImpsons, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, ALL WE'RE ASKING FOR IS $10,000,000!
Rugger punts Elmo and Commodore
Lesson: Stay away from Elmo, he is evil.
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on April 04, 2007, 09:20:12 PM
Hello, if you want to see such well known entertainment as Family Guy and The SImpsons, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, ALL WE'RE ASKING FOR IS $10,000,000!
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Do you have a collection of those conversation pictures somewhere or what?
Curtis, I ain't gonna listen to no jive-arse preacher tell me about heaven and hell.
Well dadgum Cletus, if you ain't goin'ta Church then the pygmy devils is gonna come in the middle 'o night and roast yer toes!
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 04, 2007, 09:24:45 PM
Do you have a collection of those conversation pictures somewhere or what?
You have much to learn about image macros, my son.
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/gtfo.jpg)
seriously though you can't really google those so fast can you? You have to have them compiled somewhere
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/orly.jpg)
I have a whole Photobucket full of these things.
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on April 04, 2007, 09:23:11 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on April 04, 2007, 09:20:12 PM
Hello, if you want to see such well known entertainment as Family Guy and The SImpsons, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, ALL WE'RE ASKING FOR IS $10,000,000!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/WHAT.jpg)
My poster from college....ahhh memories. Although it didn't say that stupid saying.
wow rugby you were a stud lol
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/incredibly-awesome.jpg)
John Belushi ftw!
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 04, 2007, 09:33:19 PM
wow rugby you were a stud lol
Uhhh why? Because I got my ear ripped off? Or because I downed a bottle of Jagar without passing out? Why?
...I was refferring to the college picture...
...Oh ok...ignore my previous post then
Quote from: bgrugby on April 04, 2007, 09:37:36 PM
Uhhh why? Because I got my ear ripped off? Or because I downed a bottle of Jagar without passing out? Why?
Yeah, you should totally be proud of those things...NOT!
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on April 04, 2007, 09:40:52 PM
Quote from: bgrugby on April 04, 2007, 09:37:36 PM
Uhhh why? Because I got my ear ripped off? Or because I downed a bottle of Jagar without passing out? Why?
Yeah, you should totally be proud of those things...NOT!
Wow nice commentary kid, great job...by the way I am laying on the sarcasm for you.
Oh, thank god. Because I thought we were supposed to be serious in this most spammiest of threads. ;D
Well you must have a nice cushioned life, talk to me when you have had a knife pointed at your throat, or had your ear almost completly ripped off, or had a gun pointed at you.
Dude, chill. I already said I wasn't being serious, so I don't see what you're getting off on me for.
ah yes no more fights please ;)so, how about them bears?
First of all, do not call me "dude" I am not a damn kid. Second of all, before you make assumptions, learn who your are talking to.
Edit: You know what? I'm better than that. If you came here looking to pick a fight with someone, then so be it. But I will not oblige you, sir.
Ah Commodore, that was just rude, have some respect...
You are talking to a 25 year old History teacher that taught for a few years in inner city schools where I had kids pull knives on me and I would have to wrestle them down and beat them to get the knife out of their hands. You are talking to a teacher that had a gun pulled on him while walking to his car from a person and had to wrestle him down and beat him as well until the cops came. You are talking to a former football player, wrestler, and rugger who broke many bones and never came out, who had an ear ripped off in mid-game, had it stiched back on and went back to play. You are talking to the oldest person (older then Jack) on this site and a former admin.
THAT IS WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!!!
Adding on, Commodore I have noticed a serious problem you have. You come onto these forums and speak to everyone as if they are beneath you. That just isn't right, even if you have animosity, the people here are people too, and you have no idea what their life is like. It's not right to talk like crap to them.
I am sorry if I have offended you in some way, bgrugby. So please, calm down.
Jesus, what is with everyone today? I don't know what exactly I did to get you people so riled up at me for. I don't exactly know how I talk down to people, Shikamaru, but if I do I apologize. I'm really not interested in getting into any fights, mmkay?
So now you act like you did nothing and edit your post to make it look like he was trying to start a fight...you can't talk like that to him, or to anyone for that matter.
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 04, 2007, 09:58:50 PM
Adding on, Commodore I have noticed a serious problem you have. You come onto these forums and speak to everyone as if they are beneath you. That just isn't right, even if you have animosity, the people here are people too, and you have no idea what their life is like. It's not right to talk like crap to them.
Excellent point Shik, I do not want to make myself to be the old man in the group. I consider myself equal with all here and I enjoy talking with most people on here but Commodore you act so cocky and you have nothing to show for it.
EDIT: Oh yeah nice edit job, Shik is right about you, you are pathetic. Just own up and say you were wrong instead of being a pansy and editing to try and get support later, you are even more pathetic then I thought.
So then...maybe it would be best if we all just took some time off...then tomorrow hopefully this will change from a battlefield back to the happy spammy topic it was before...
I hope so my friend. And listen up everyone, Shik and I do not agree on alot of things but we still get along and have fun with one another. There is a lesson to be learned from that, just because you do not agree with someone on some things does not mean you cannot get along with them and be friends with them.
yes, such as the video game show topic, I thought pokemon should count and he didn't, but we didn't start insulting each other...
Hehe no, I just locked it before it could get to that hehe. But that was the example I was pointing at, but I did not want it to keep going the pace it was going.
However that is what we are talking about, everyone has their own beliefs and they may be different then your own and you need to respect that and not flame that person because of what they believe. And you should certainly not make assumptions of someone just because of what you are used to. Alot of people here need to learn that,
You know what? I'm not just sit here and let this character assassination continue. I was trying to be the better man, and own up to my mistakes, but apparently that isn't good enough for you people. I edited my post after he got on my case Shikamaru, I was trying to smooth matters over and calm everyone down. I admit in hindsight that editing my post was not the smartest thing to do, and for that I apologize. But it was not some elaborate scheme to win support for my "cause."
Apparently trying to prevent a conflict from occurring is some evil thing now.
Okay fine, we know that now, it just seemed like you were trying to pull a saria returns deal....and a side note, if you don't know how you talk down to people, that post you edited was a very good example. I can also recall a few others, such as in Akatsuki's Global Warming topic where you wrote a rather long mocking sarcastic message. I don't think you are pathetic or a bad person, I just think your sarcasm makes people feel inferior or put down sometimes. Hopefully this can just be a lesson that controlling your mouth is vital around people, especially people you don't know much about.
And, once again, I apologize to both of you.
Well maybe next time use common sense to not try to provoke conflict. That is the best way. Now not once, I have seen you say sorry for what you said, just that you "tried to edit it". That is you problem, you want to edit it so it does not look bad but you have no problem with the provoking. You need to learn when to shut up and just let things go, and you will learn it sooner or later.
EDIT: Shik beat me to it as usual so mine sounds out of place as usual.
Rugby, I do think this could have been stopped a while ago if you had let it go though. Some people tend to get themselves into these messes where they tspeak without thinking, it doesn't make them bad people, and it doesn't mean they deserve a tirade, especially if they apologize. I think all three of us did something wrong, I'm sure I didn't help either, even though I thought I was trying to calm people down I may have just provoked further comment, so I am sorry for that. and I think he did say sorry, just he added them in edits...
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 04, 2007, 10:16:57 PM
Rugby, I do think this could have been stopped a while ago if you had let it go though. Some people tend to get themselves into these messes where they tspeak without thinking, it doesn't make them bad people, and it doesn't mean they deserve a tirade, especially if they apologize.
I agree my friend, but I am a proud person and I cannot take insults from someone who has never been in my shoes, and I will leave it at that.
There we go, fight over. In closing, I apologize, looking back I see I was unfair to Axilon, I wasn't neutral in the argument. I guess I just respect rugby a lot so I defend him a bit too much ;)sorry, Axilon.
Shik you should not be apologizing to him.
because I attacked him a bit after he apologized, I did something wrong too.
Shik you did nothing wrong, he admitted to being wrong so you did nothing wrong, I, however, have.
Even if you don't think I have, I think I have and I feel better if I apologize for it. I feel it wasn't my argument and I should have stayed neutral and tried to calm things down, but instead I took a side and went with my bias.
Well, good night to both of you. I hope we can put this behind us, and still be somewhat civil to each other. :)
Don't worry. All I edited was the smiley. ;D
Rugby, age has nothing to do with it. If you remember, that's what you said before but you started coming back again anyways. I don't think you are too old, I think you have just experienced some things that others haven't, and that creates some differences. But those experiences are something we can learn from, something that could help everyone on the forum. That's one of the reasons I enjoy talking to you, is to learn from what you've been through. There are people here who really appreciate you, me and Baka definitely.
EDIT: woah, rugby deleted his post saying he was too old for the forums...oh well, hopefully he'll read this anyways.
Commodore, until you show respect for other members on this forum, I will give you none.
EDIT: Thanks Shik I read it and I know, that is what keeps me around I guess.
Ah here it goes again..rugby, I think maybe Axilon is one of the people who could learn from you the most. Sure he gets on your nerves, but that's because he hasn't had the experiences you've had.
EDIT: you're welcome.
Ok does my last Edit please you Shik? Besides what have I done for you Shik? I have not really helped you that much, you were always great to begin with.
better. :)so then...
why do you think my friend's mom always tells him not to waste food but always does that thing where they put the cucumbers on their eyes?
Ok first I point to my edit
Second, cucumber on eyes are a natural way to reduce wrinkles and age marks around the eyes...heck I have even done that before. BUT ONLY ONCE...I SWEAR
okay first I say yes you have helped me, especially with girl problems. in fact I found a girl I like, she's in this play with me, has an appreciation of the arts, is really nice, isn't superficial, and is beautiful. God is smiling upon me :) I think she likes me too but who knows. and you've helped me gain an appreciation for a lot of things I haven't thought about before, made me think about my social life and such. You really don't know how much you've helped me and Baka.
and second I though they did nothing, somebody has been lying to me...still, I think the starving children could be using those cucumbers better. Death or wrinkles? You decide ;D
Well my man, have you asked her out?
hmm i don't think I will until the play is over, because it could get in the way and we have a really strict director ;)
Yeah I understand that, but you also need to do it in a special way as well.
I am glad I helped with all that but I see I am still needed, you need to do it in a way she will never forget, just like how I proposed to my fiancee. What does she like?
She's big on opera, but I sure as hell ain't doing an aria ;)
Haha, well I kinda like Opera, but you sound the same as every guy. Ok here is the question you have to ask yourself then, can you deal with spending 3 hours with a girl you really like in an Opera, or would you rather be alone?
hmm oh yeah I wouldn't mind going to an opera, I just don't wanna ask her out opera style...my voice is made fun of enough thanks :P
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 04, 2007, 10:56:12 PM
hmm oh yeah I wouldn't mind going to an opera, I just don't wanna ask her out opera style...my voice is made fun of enough thanks :P
Haha I understand my friend, but if she really likes the opera, ask her out to go see an opera. You guys can then go out to dinner before hand and you can talk to find out if you really are meant to be. And if you still really like her well you will have to deal with the opera. But then she should have to do the same with you.
For instance, my fiancee and I we go to one another events for each other. Do we want to be there, no, but we do it for each other and we make compromises. That is the most important word besides "love" in relationships. You have to make compromises.
If you really like this girl, ask her out for a night at the opera, with dinner before or even after so you two can at least talk and find out if you both have something in common and want the same things.
When did I say I don't like the opera? It really wouldn't be hard at all to sit through it. I just don't want to be the one singing...and es that seems like a good idea I just have to save up some money...with no allowance..hm...
Haha sorry my friend, well you can always make it simple. If she is really into Opera, then you guys can go out for dinner and then you could just play some Opera music on a CD player or something like that for her.
But the most important thing is...be yourself. You are a great person and you do not need help from anyone. Just be yourself and honest and nothing will go wrong my friend.
lol that could work...cheap mans opera...
Points to edit
hmm we've had a lot of those lately no...?
yes, hopefully she will like me for me...I think I might talk to her before asking her out, just to find out a bit more about her. we have time before and after rehearsal.
Well just be yourself my friend. Hell I didn't find love until I was 24 and now at 25 I am engaged so just trust your feelings...sound like a Jedi now hehe.
Hmm yeah I'm not gonna fret too much about it, I still have three years before I'm even living on my own. I won't see her until Monday, that's the next rehearsal
Haha there you go, time to prepare. Just do whatever comes natural to you my friend.
That's what I'm afraid of though, I don't wanna look like an idiot ;) but I also wanna impress her so it's really confusing :-X
Hey there is nothing wrong with looking like an idiot in the name of love, I have done it many times. Even if you get rejected, at least you gave an attempt. So do not be scared to try, trying is one of the hardest things to do.
hmm okay then. what have you done to look like an idiot?
....Putting me on the spot eh Shik?
Well in High School, I went up to a girl a began singing "You've lost that loving feeling" ala Top Gun version to ask her to Homecoming. Needless to say, it did not work which is why I play guitar...I cannot sing.
I see. hehe, my headline on my myspace page is 'I think I realize why girls love guitarists--you ain't serenading anybody on the drums'
Hehe that is nice, I would check that out if I had a MySpace account.
BTW Shik, sent you a PM.
I did not get it :-\
EDIT: Nevermind I got it...
Hehe well I sent it after I posted the message so check again my friend...luckily this is the spam thread...wooooooooooooooo
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you knwo I don't think anybody's going to even see the fight with all these posts lol
hey I got my haircut yesterday it was horrible
What fight...oh...that one...well yes. But huzzah for horrible haircuts.
yes, huzzah. The otehr haircutters actually apologized to me when I left for getting her :'(why do they have her do haircuts then if she can't..? Some people are so stupid...
I wish I could just shave my head again, but my fiancee would kill me if I did that...but it would save money :)
lol she doesn't like bald heads? She must hate Chris Daughtry then. He's such an awesome singer though, have you heard 'It'd not over' and 'Home'? They are both great songs, sound great and actualy have a positive message unlike all the sex songs that are popular today..
Well not sure if she hates bald people, but you never seen me bald...it is not a pretty sight at all ;D
This topic has 9 pages all ready?! Dear god, people, dear god!
it's not as great as the original though. Now THAT had power. Unlimited POWER!!!! sorry,I just watche 'Palpatine gets a Job' again...
Well, this is definetly out of hand. Shika and brugby, please be kind enough to move this to PM. Also, somehow I feel happy I wasn't envolved. Without the help of any mod or another member, you three each ended an argument before it got truly serious and admitted your mistakes, which is something that is awesome showing that not always, but not never, we DON'T need mods. Because of this, I feel generous enough to give out no warnings here. But don't take this too lightly.
Yeah I'm sure we should ALL go on using PM's when there's always the convenient chatboard in which convo posting is allowed. So you can't really give a warning out for that, now can you?
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how do you use that font, like what's the code for it? and yeah, I don't really think we have to takl on pms...if we do't feel comfortable talking about something in public we will, but otherwise it shouldn't be a problem.
It's not a special font at all. It's probably something from his photobucket. (yeah, if you haven't noticed by now he has EVERYTHING on that thing)
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on April 04, 2007, 06:47:43 PM
TO THE SPAM TOPIC MK 2!
Geez, dude, how many random topics do we need?
Yeah, it's a pic. You can steal it if you want. In fact, I really don't care if anybody uses any of my pics...not that they probably would. :'(
QuoteGeez, dude, how many random topics do we need?
Soon this very forum will be nothing but random spam topics.
And what a glorious day it shall be!
this was made becasue ZV locked the other one. not because we feel a need to continously make them like Jdog.
Yeah, JQ makes topics because we always spam them up! :)
why did it stop already?
*Melts Shikamaru Nara*
Don't question the spammy-ness of JQ's topics!
You better not try to melt me, Kannochi. Fear my Kermit-Fu!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/kermit.gif)
or lack thereof.
I think you spoke too soon.
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:ooh.....my.......many minish gods.....
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God where do you find all these? ;D
As a ninja pic-spam master, I cannot divulge my secrets to you.
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lol stop, you're killing me...
We don't want you dead now. I'll have to clean the remains.
what is this all about...
8)glad to know I'm appreciated.
Geez I go to class for a few hours and this has jumped to page 11 such craziness.
2 pages in three hours is nothing compared to last night, professor...
....Professor?! I forgot about that. BTW Shik replied to your message in HA2.
Ditto. Yeah, I just logged in, trying to figure it all out...so my weapon and shield don't add to my strength and defense, just in damage calculations, right?
Well I added the DMG from my sword to my STR stat and armor to DEF.
ah, I shall go edit that then...
and you guys say Im bad with random spam topics...
Ours are actually discussions at least, not all random messages with nothing to do with each other. and we've only done one, except we had to make this because ZV locked the other one.
For your information, I made like my first two topics in like, almost two weeks or so, and they aren't spam topics so ha!
Yeah, but... no one's really posting in them...
Thats because they're dead inside...
Deprssive words, mi amigos and amigas.
No, it's because your topics are just about certain bands. You need something you can discuss.
Yeah, well, what are you go...
Okay, now I'm angry! >:(
exshcush me?
Take a guess why, just look at the name of the topic's creator.
hehe..pickwick dissed you...
I can feel the burn on that one...
I mean, yeah, that was directly insulting someone AND almost flaming, plus it came completely out of no where.
Even if it wasn't me, JQ, I have no choice but to give you a warning. This is your second warning, one more and you're banned. Seriously, you have a very big problem with randomly insulting another member at any moment (me and HNS) that you NEED to stop.
I'm pretty sure he was just parodying your name.
I know, but that was completely uncalled for and almost completely insulting on purpose.
yeah, it's really not that bad. It was a joke.
Read above post.
Hm, forget it. I'll just stay out of this...
If you don't believe it's a joke, look in the name changes topic before Whocares tries to delete my post.
I did, that's why I think he's taking this too seriously.
I know I'm a little late, but...
I have a secret to tell you.
April Fools.
:P
Wow, a little bit late isn't it? 8)
Are you serious?
Not to mention, he changed the warnings... First he gave it to me, then he changed it...
"Last Edit: Today at 09:49:13pm by The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares »"
http://desertcolossus.com/forum/index.php?board=12;action=display;threadid=1292
Actually, the April Fools thing was the truth. I missed out on a prank I hope Gamefreak and ZV did on you that Dr. Rabies knows of, so when I saw this I thought I would have a bit of fun... :)
April Fools? Guys, it's April 6th. And if you really are giving him a warning, that's foolish. That means you're giving somebody a warning cause it hurt your pride. Not very mod-like, is it?
No, the April Fools is the truth. I also felt this would be the perfect time because your guard was down.
It looks like you're just covering your *ss, TAFKAW (lol).
Now see, if it were an actual April Fools, you'd give me a warning, but then wouldn't report. But you did report it, and there's the proof.
Ummmm, right....
[I didn't understand what you said, 'The guy who doesn't understand whocares'. BTW, you forgot to capitalize my name.]
Oh wait, I get it now.
You see, I tend to remember to put the warnings in the 'Warning Topic', while if I didn't put it there then that would be found strange and possibly blow my cover. And I like making things seem as realisitic as possible. ;D
Also, you thought into that to much, JQ. If I did give a serious warning and forgot to put it there, then you'd just think I forgot it, which I probably would have.
Also, I have one last thing to say about this:
[size=15]OWNAGE!![/size]
Whom is being owned? You, or I? You've already posted four times in a row. Apparently, you're trying to cover your tracks. We all see right through your attempts. And not just me, either.
Actually, the only reason you think this is true is because you're the pranked, and am in the 'denial' stage of recieving the prank. You only have anger and acceptance left, though.
This is actually true, I really did prank you. Ask someone who wasn't involved during the prank and they'll probably agree. Also, can you please capitalize my name in you name?
Also, quadruple posting, and any other number of posts that doesn't go beyond a page full, is allowed.
Heheh, why don't YOU ask those who weren't involved? Like say, ZV, Masterkey, or Commodore?
They aren't on, but okay.
BTW, Commodore and MasterKey are involved, they were posting in the topic and replied to my prank when it happened. I'll ask Gamefreak to make up for it, though.
Heheh, doesn't matter if they posted or not, we can see right through your guise.
And isn't asking people who weren't here when it happened a little... 'biased'? o_o
Can you drop this? This whole fight has been stupid.
May I repeat:
STUPID
Baka is right. heh. Baka says this fight is baka.
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 06, 2007, 08:00:55 PM
They aren't on, but okay.
BTW, Commodore and MasterKey are involved, they were posting in the topic and replied to my prank when it happened. I'll ask Gamefreak to make up for it, though.
Buhwah?
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 06, 2007, 09:41:02 PM
Baka is right. heh. Baka says this fight is baka.
*rolls eyes*
Thank you for agreeing with me, though.
eh, I calls 'em as I sees 'em. I'm a whale biologist.
Quote from: Baka Nezumi on April 06, 2007, 08:30:29 PM
Can you drop this? This whole fight has been stupid.
May I repeat:
STUPID
This one is right. We should let it slide, for now.
"What's three hundred dollars worth? 100 cups of coffee?"
"That's it! I'm gonna use my tax refund to buy 100 cups of coffee!"
:P And that's from...?
Futurama episode, Three Hundred Big Boys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_Big_Boys#What_people_buy_with_their_.24300)
Shika's quote above is also from the episode.
Did I miss something?
Yes. You missed an entire argument.
i read through the argument and have dubbed it"The Misunderstood Prank" and it was indeed stupid.
The problem is that it doesn't look like a prank. TAFKAW (lol) got pissed at JQ for changing his name, even going so far as to put him on the warning list for it. Then he claims it was an April Fools joke, despite the fact he was five days late, and the aforementioned warning thing.
To me at least, it looks like he's coming up with a convenient excuse for his irateness at the name thing. And there's also the fact that he's been getting on JQ's case a bit lately.
I admit, I could be wrong. But that's certainly how it looks to me.
were you in the fight? and i guess you may be right. but we should drop it before somthing bad happens.
I agree...
Technicually he was in the fight.
And it was an April Fools Joke. But beiong one of the ones on (along with JQ, (who still hasn't capitalized my name!) Shikamaru Nara, and MasterKey) who were with it the entire time and fell for the prank, you find it hard to believe. Also, you've been using much more mature language lately, Commodore, (can't say cussing, due to the controversy) which I suggest you stop. And I haven't been on his case due to any hatred of him or anything, but not all of his actions agree with the site policy of the action.
I agree, this argument is very stupid. Just face the fact: I pranked you.
But I have to be right. I'm a whale biologist.
:o :o :o :o :o
You said you were a fireman! You lied!
Did I miss something again? Why does that happen?
Because you hardly pay attention to previous posts.
true story... lol
It's far too long of a story to explain. So I'll just freeze you instead. ;D
You know what? I'm really getting tired of this!
...Is "piss" allowed or not? ;D
you might not want to use that word, it could get you a warning, Im just saying, don't get mad at me, cause I got a warning one time for using the d word... and the p word is twice as worse as the d word.
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on April 07, 2007, 06:08:22 PM
...Is "piss" allowed or not? ;D
Jack didn't ban it, but you still might want to be careful using it.
Thats what I pretty much just said...
>_>
<_<
>_>
THE TRUTH MUST BE HEARD!
He ain't foolin' no one.
I'm not fooling anyone because I'm telling the truth! :P
Actually, what you said was the same thing with different wording.
Seriously, can we just get over this already?
EDIT: Also, CAPITALIZE MY NAME IN YOUR NAME!!!
yes, can we please? lets all forget this ever happened and move on.
Here's a hint: change the subject.
Gasp! It's that easy! :o
Quick, Harry! To the library!
This harry you speak of..
None other than Harry McDonagle! Famed warlock from the land of Oog!
lol, that was really random but ok. ;D
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on April 07, 2007, 07:17:13 PM
None other than Harry McDonagle! Famed warlock from the land of Oog!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/orly.jpg)
Actually, no. He's a pathetic wannabe from the land of Wales. He paid me a million pounds to say that...before I dropped him off in a forest I know is full of owlbears. Poor Harry. If only he didn't try to be a spellcaster when he wasn't. :'(
Holy snot, thats scary... lol
*Freezes HNS*
Now THAT was changing the subject! :P
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/thread_direction.gif)
wow
thats all i can say
Wait wait wait, you used to melt people like a candle, NOW you're freezing them?
*head explodes!*
*Freezes alex*
Wow, this IS satifying! :)
..................
Hello Sora! :)
Quote from: alex on April 07, 2007, 07:32:35 PM
wow
thats all i can say
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/serious.jpg)
Hmm, okay, I might have a problem with the freezing thing.
*to a person offstage* Hey, Sheena, how about a hand? Oh dear goddesses! Hurry! It's getting to my hea................
I see.
*Freezes Commodore and Sora*
This is what I call ' 'Anger Managment' Without The Anger Part'. :)
okay, listen up, nobody, NOBODY, freezes me...
what goes around, comes around,
hope your ready :]]]]]
Hey commodore, how about posting a pic from Office Space?
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 07, 2007, 07:38:57 PM
*Freezes Commodore and Sora*
This is what I call ' 'Anger Managment' Without The Anger Part'. :)
This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Quote from: The guy who no longer cares about whocares on April 07, 2007, 07:40:52 PM
Hey commodore, how about posting a pic from Office Space?
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/spock-smoking.jpg)
Like that?
(Seriously, I don't have any of those.)
i.... dont.... get... it....
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/from_the_internet.jpg)
STILL.... DONT...... GET..... IT.....
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Shit/you-suck-internet.jpg)
WAS THAT DIRECTED AT MEEE????
if it was, i totally agree...
Oh, it was. >:(
:'( :'( :'( :'(
There, there. I didn't mean it. (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/snicker.gif)
dang i look good
(http://idata.over-blog.com/0/06/60/42/cosplay-naruto/dosu-kinuta.jpg)
I say, bare you any relation to Dozu? and nobody can freeze me, I"m a firefighting whale biologist.
Better do what he says. He's a whale biologist.
By the way Commodore, that suit makes you look fat.
....whale biologist.
what's faster, your whales or my raccoons?
Let's see what's faster. A whale on land, or a raccoon in the ocean?
at least the raccoon will be able to move, they are both doomed
The whale is faster. No doubt about that.
*Re-freezes alex, Commodore, Shikamaru, and freezes everybody else*
Wow, this is fun! ;D
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 08, 2007, 08:27:54 AM
*Re-freezes alex, Commodore, Shikamaru, and freezes everybody else*
Wow, this is fun! ;D
you cant freeze me, my steam powered armor generates too much heat
And what if I were to cut said steam powered armor in half?
this armor hinders my power, release me from it and a horrible fate awaits you all
I say we keep him in the armor.
i agree, but for a whole entirely different reason.
*Melts Dr. Rabies from inside armor*
Well then, that destroyed the armor's use quickly. How about we save the armor for someone else that had his power?
Wait, weren't you just freezing people a few posts ago?
Freezing THEN melting things is much more effective. Also, you still haven't capitalized my name. >:(
You obviously don't know the story behind Dr. Rabies armor that I'm in the middle of creating.
Freeze him from inside armor. Then melt from inside. If there is no way for these spells to get through, then not even air could get through the armor and he'd die.
And what is that? :o
Anyways, let's get on with melting him. This part is taking a while. I'll heat the process up with my flame throwing cane.
But I don't wanna melt...
Not you, Dr. Rabies! >:(
oh, well then, continue, lol.
*Freezes sky, which causes it to fall and destroy world*
Fun fun fun! ;D
You really have issues with freezing and melting things don't you? ;D
Quote from: Sora on April 08, 2007, 08:00:29 PM
You really have issues with freezing and melting things don't you? ;D
That's because he's a cold fish with Hot Lips!
and not a whale biologist.
how foolish are you??? this armor makes me invincible, removing it just makes me invincible and strong!
....so really it's holding you back. *puts ducttape around armor*
Yes. I came up with the history behind the armor. And soon it will be a 4-6 page story on the history of Dr. Rabies. Here's the short version.
In the ancient past, Dr. Rabies was a raging warlord who threatened to destroy the world. So a group of people made an armor to encase him. Dr. Rabies was sealed in the armor living forever. Whatever you see now, is just one tiny iota of his former power. But if you want to unleash terror upon the world again, then you can remove Dr. Rabies' armor.
*Starts removing armor* What were you saying? :P
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 09, 2007, 06:25:01 AM
Yes. I came up with the history behind the armor. And soon it will be a 4-6 page story on the history of Dr. Rabies. Here's the short version.
In the ancient past, Dr. Rabies was a raging warlord who threatened to destroy the world. So a group of people made an armor to encase him. Dr. Rabies was sealed in the armor living forever. Whatever you see now, is just one tiny iota of his former power. But if you want to unleash terror upon the world again, then you can remove Dr. Rabies' armor.
whisper's. I think thats what he's saying. ;D
yes battosai... remove my armor, ill grant all your wishes
Battosai... call me Battosai... I freakin' feel like Kenshin... ;)
Anyhoo... *removing the leg pieces of the armor* this armor is tight...
What armor are you speaking of?
Okay, let me ask you this: What armor have we been talking about for the past several posts?
*Freezes Battosai*
*Put armor back on Dr. Rabies*
Well then, problem solved. ;D
*Melts stuff*
I say we complain to the govenor for not putting an arby's were I live.
okay, if you have the power to melt and freeze stuff, i should have the power to make things dissapear!!
soooo.... i make the armor dissapear!
and then i make the disease rabbies dissapear!
and then i make all your wierd freezy melty powers dissapear!
whewww! that solves alot of problems...
[size=10]NOOO!!!![/size]
*Voodoo Dolls alex to lose conscious*
*Puts armor back on*
*Regains powers due to pink fairy*
*Other stuff reverses*
Well then...
Shadowman!
*Turns shadow into clone of thyself*
*Melts, Freezes, Melts, Freezes, and contiues this cycle forever on alex using Shadowman*
nvm... i just created more problems... for myself anyways...
Ninja nostril bolt strike!
*hits Whocares while he's distracted*
oo yayy!
carma... baaaad carma...
Ummm, I'm in Peru, and the Shadowman never gets tired or hurt unless I am first. And you'll never find me.
I just got this, so I'll try it out.
Phoenix!
*Summons giant phoenix that uses energy blasts to attack*
*Phoenix energy blasts Commodore*
*Returns Phoenix quickly*
Yeah, well I can...teleport! Yeah...teleport.
*teleports behind Whocares*
And I have rocket launchers for hands!
*blasts Whocares with barrage of rockets*
Also I can turn invisible!
*turns invisible*
i m teh 1337 h4xX0rZ!!!11!11!!!1
Umm, I'll jsut say it clearly:
[size=15]LOGGED!![/size]
Also...
Death Scythe!
*Summons large scythe with bloody vulture head on it*
Sealing Skull!
*Paralyzes Commodore*
*Cuts around widlly for five days until I cut Commodore*
I won! :P
Nuh-uh. I'm invisible remember. That means you can't see me, and therefore don't know where I am. :P
you know, if you wanted, i could just make you dissapear, then he could never kill you!! :D
Ummm, that's why it took 5 days, I couldn't see you.
Gate Keeper Clown
*Sends alex to another dimension*
You can't use you're disappearing stuff on me from there, and if you make the dimension disappear then you disappear with it. Also, it appears Gate Keeper Clown broke, so it looks like you might be there for a while...
Good Luck with that! :)
Yeah, well that was my robotic doppleganger you destroyed. I'm still out there. Waiting. Waiting for the chance to STRIKE!
hey!! who said they had that transportation power?? save me from the other dimension!!
Well then, I'll be perfectly safe because...
Scale of Blessing
*Summons a large scale that works like a clock in that ever time I take any damage it moves to the next time, so after 12 hits something will happen*
I don't suppose I could destroy said scale, could I?
Actually, it's indestructible.
Stone Cube: Magma Snake
*Summons a large snake of lava from the ground*
*Pounds the crap out of me with snake*
*Scale moves to 5*
Let's continue.
*Burns self with flame throwing cane*
*Scale moves to 7*
...............................what...............
Don't mind me. You just keep doing what you're doing there. I wanna see what this scale does.
Ring Dagger
*The ring on my finger becomes a dagger*
*Slices large cut across arm*
*Scale moves to 9*
Flame Hand
*An arm of flame twice my size covers each arm*
*Arms create large ball of flame twelve times my height and drop it on me*
*Scale moves to 12*
Now, let's begin, shall we.........
i am immortel, indestructable, and i have an indestructable magic violin. ha!
All of my powers are 20 times stronger. I am 20 times stronger. My speed is 20 times faster. All damage I take is 20 times weaker. My concentration is 20 times stronger.
Gargoyle
*Summons gigantic Gargoyle the size of the Empire State Building*
*Gargoyle breathes large blast of energy from mouth and destroys Commodore, and surrounding 5 miles for that matter*
...
Talk about broken. Jeesh. 8)
i am now 10 times sronger than whocares.
Actually, that was only a distraction. The real reason for the clock was to bring back King Danna-Orb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Orb_King.jpg).
Also, please note that that is only his true form, and he takes the appearance of powerful warriors currently deceased. Currently, this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:89_MAR.jpg) is his body.
I'm not going to ask...
A very wise thing to do.
King Danna-Orb is really just the soul incarnating malice of humans, so he doesn't physically exist. By pouring himself into dead bodies, he can take on their physical form and fight.
Danna was the name of his creator, but once King Danna-Orb was created he sucked in his own creator and gained immense power. So he wouldn't destroy the world as we know it, the Ancient Sages of the Kingdom of Cluzarnia sealed him away into the Death Cube, a large glass cube that only dissolves when someone more evil than the one inside appears. King Danna-Orb waited until someone more evil and powerful than him came, and when he got free killed him and his body. Danna-Orb than pour his soul into this person, who today remains his current body.
You're no match for King Danna-Orb. He can kill you all with a simple dagger, let alone his own personal sword. If you promise to follow him, then mabye you might live...
No one asked. And what makes you think I'm on the same plane of existance as him?
HEY HEY HEY! if I promise to follow him can i come back from the other dimension!
please?
Well, I said it anyway to show you he's too powerful for any of you. He's even more powerful than Dr. Rabies without the armor.
And King Danna-Orb is in this same dimension, and he will pour his thoughts into you and hypnotize you to be his eternal slave if you disagree and you seem powerful enough. And if you're one of the best, like me, you get the Mark of the Undead, a large tattoo that covers your entire body that stops you from aging anymore and prevents any cause of death. He's recieved one that is almost completed, and I too have one that is halfway finished. Within two weeks, he will become completely immortal, while in seven months the same with me.
The transformation takes two years, and it begins to affect you the moment you take it. Damage becomes less and less, power becomes much larger, and pain will disappear quicker.
His current body himself was strong enough to take the tattoo and live, but didn't. If he had taken it, then he'd have the power to destroy an entire dimension within seconds. Not even his friend Rolan could stop him.
No one can survive agaisnt us! No one will think of stoping us! Join us, and you will become truly powerful.
Yeah, well guess what? I can just will General Dodonna (or whatever the heck his name is) out of existence.
*wills Rodan (or whatever his name is) out of existence*
Oh, and I'll also will alex out of her extradimensional prison.
YAYYYY
forget that orb dude guy...
Why yes, 'alex'. King Danna-Orb will be happy to have you on his side. Together, the dimension will be his, and we will be of the highest authority imaginable. Only two people are stronger than me in his command: Nanashi and King Danna-Orb himself. None of you will ever defeat any of us!
Now 'alex'! Join us in taking over what is rightfully ours!
Gate Keeper Clown
your just a little wee bit to late...
sry...
don't need yo help :]
Why did you want his help anyway? He's the one who put you there in the first place.
For shame, alex. For shame.
Sorry about my long winded speeches. Also, Rolan is already dead. Rolan was the lifetime friend of King Danna-Orb's current body. When he turned evil, Rolan tried to stop him, but couldn't. He was left alive so he would regret life forever, and when King Danna-Orb had taken his former best friend, Rolan tried once again to stop him. Rolan was the first to see the power of the Undead Mark, and died.
Revolting aginst King Danna-Orb I see. Well then, you'll be punished.
Psycho Space
*Sucks 'Commodore Axilon' into another dimension where all of your powers disappear and is filled with Gargoyles*
'alex', are you not following us? If you aren't, then you will experience the same fate as him.
hey, it was better than being traped in that dimension...
you gotsta do whatcha hasta do
...
This is where I leave the thread. But before I go, I have one more thing to say.
Napkins!
GASP! mr. napkin head!
and you gotta stop talking like that.
talkin like wha?
And I was only ordered to put her in the other dimension. She was becoming too powerful, and if she didn't join us then she'd become a problem. I wasn't the true one who put her in. But no King Danna-Orb realizes his mistake. Won't you join us?
now that is an offer...
hmmmmmmmm...
i might just reconsider and join you...
*sighs* Didn't I just will Randall or Dante (or whatever his name is) out of existence?
Fine. I'll just summon King Bro-Annad, Damien's (or whatever his name is) evil twin brother! Who just happens to be fifty gajillion times more powerful than Daniel (or whatever his name is).
Top that.
Edit: alex you backstabbing cretin!
With us, you shall be one of the ones who will be immortal and be one of the ones in charge of the dimension, and through this one dimension many others. Won't you join us?
wellllllll, okay!
You have forgotten that your powers are useless in that world. And King Danna-Orb is not human, he has no siblings, and neither does his current body.
Good job, 'alex'. Now, come. King Danna-Orb is waiting for you to become one of us, one of the immortals.
Pfft, alex is still a backstabbing cretin. After all that I did, she goes with the very person who imprisoned her!
[cartman]Screw you guys, I'm goin' home.[/cartman]
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
hey hey now, dont get all mad,
i think theres a little green monster on your back called J E A L O U S Y! lets comfront it, shall we?
Ah, I'm stronger than donna any day.
thats just life...
sooo, am i immortal yet??
anyydayyy now...
QuoteAh, I'm stronger than donna any day.
So was I. But apparently Whocares can make himself as wanked out as possible. Yeah, like that's fair. *rolls eyes*
(
I am aware of the hypocrisy!)
alex, PM me. And you're immortal now.
noooo not till he says...
i have to wait duhhhhh
then im gunna kick your guys' B-hinds!
SO AM I IMMORTAL OR NOTTT??!!
If you're so powerful why take so long, and has anyone noticed the orb hasn't done anything? That's because IT CAN'T.
Oh don't worry, when I said two years I meant two years in Hyrule time, you really only have to wait about three minutes for it to come into affect. Me, Nanashi, and King Danna-Orb are already immotral, though.
*King Danna-Orb slices 'violinist' across the chest with a dagger leaving a very large hole that spills out large amounts of blood*
*'violinist' gets sent to the same dimension as Commodore Axilon*
The orb can't do anything to me! *comes back from demension and blood disappears* alex is immortal now, correct?
give me my promised immortality... NOW
and who said that i was finished with violinist and commodore? i was just getting started... heheheh.
BRING THEM BACK!
READ PAST POSTS! I don't feel like explaining again.
See what I mean? He can do anything!
Watch this:
"Yeah, well I destroy Doughboy (or whatever his name is) just using the power of my mind."
Ten bucks it won't do anything.
Gimme that money!
*Sends Commodore to the second dimension: Tsukyomi*
*Commodore becomes mentally insane*
I SAID KEEP THEM HERE! totally not done destroying them, HELELLLOOOoooOOO
and im immortal or not!?
i recall a promise that i was! so am i?
Try to destroy me!
HAH your asking for it violinists...
nobody's power can conqour ours.
make me immortal, and then we will truely be invincible!
[sarcasm]Yeah, he's totally gonna do it now.[/sarcasm]
you cant destroy me.
both of you shut it!
once i get my immortality, your both finished...
Ladies ladies, lets break it up! lol
okay. but i am indestructable!
Unless :-\
Unless...what?
yeah, unless what??
Apparently he didn't want to answer that question. ;D
apparently, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??
you shouldn't get into other peoples business :]
His name is no longer on the "Users Online" thing.
duh
that still dosn't mean anything...
Well it was when both you and violinist asked the question. So make of that what you will. ::)
okay, mr. smarty pants...
have it your smarty pants way
just remember, CARMAAA!!
be afraid,
very afraid.
It's spelled "karma.'
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/fry.gif)
I don't believe in karma! *gets hit in the back of the head* OW!
I think you should start a list of all the bad things you've done to people, HNS.
"My name is Hi no Seijin."
Define bad things. To my English professor, my last exam was bad. To me, it was better than my last exam.
Jesus, you have to make everything so complicated, don't you? ;D
I don't think it actually has to be a bad thing, but if you think it's bad then you put it on the list. Haven't you ever watched My Name is Earl?
I've watched a few episodes, but I never really got into it. It definitely took me a while to realize that you were refering to My Name is Earl.
And yes, I do have to make some things complicated. Ask my English professor. :P
Wow... just... WOW
I would have HATED to see what would happen if I were gone all week. At least my hotel has wireless internet, heheh...
WOW, 7 pages? Imagine what would have happened if I had been gone ALL WEEK?!
PS: I'm in florida... I don't wanna go to Disney World...
You don't want to go to Disney World? I'll trade places with you, I know it's hard but I'll make that sacrifice if you want me to :P
You still haven't answered the question, Sora. I suggest you get on that.
Ah who what were when? :P :-\
You know what? I'm really getting tired of your dodging the question. This is serious business, Sora. >:(
Look on the last page, BK.
Oh, no, I did. Just felt like being a retard. :P
Is all I have to say, is interesting...
I think I'll destroy the danna orb soon...
You can't: King Danna-Orb is not physically existing and only possess other bodies, so it's impossible.
alex, I said wait three minutes a day ago! You have immortaility already!
As said earlier, King Danna-Orb will conquer everything! Join us to survive!
Can't do anythging to me!
*Locks violinist in a large, unbreakable and unlockable cube that removes all of the locked one's powers and knocks them in an unconcious state forever*
Well, you've been removed.
Are we still going on about this whole immortality thing?
Read the past few pages, you'll get it then.
*violinist turns into Din and subconsiously warps out and regainds all powers*
Pleae, I can suck away all your powers with my vacuum.
May I join you? TOGETHER WE ARE UNNSTOPABLE!
Not against Dan Dan the Ninja Man (or whatever his name is). Whocares can do anything he wants, remember? He has [palpatine]unlimited power![palpatine].
Who's he? :o
You know, the orb guy. :-*
Oh yeah. I'm more powerful than THAT. I'm the goddess of power!
And I am the Battosai... together we are unstoppable... a living force of destruction...
I will destroy the Danna-orb! Did you notice its description was "King of the Chess Pieces?"
"You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago."
"Really, what was it, Tom?"
"Well, all right. It was a "Jump...to Conclusions Mat!" Y'see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to."
"That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom."
What the...
I'm ridiculing your idea with a clever movie reference.
Oh, please, you're such a squishy. :D
What?! What did you just call me?
I'm saying it's a bad idea to try and destroy Deinonychus (or whatever his name is) because it's impossible. Whocares will just come up with some deus ex machina to magick it away.
goodness
Curses. Foiled again. I'll magik it away. I MUST DESTROY IT!
You can't win, Din. If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Where'd you get THAT? It's cool-sounding.
Star Wars.
duh
Now, now, Axilon, let's be fair. Some of us can't memorize every line from Star Wars. We're not that freaking amazing.
I don't watch Star Wars.
How about, "Luke, I am your father"? :-\
Well, everyone knows THAT. But I don't know the context. :-\
Well, if you don't know that line, than you're more of a hermit than I am.
The fight between Obi Wan and Darth Vader.
Edit:...is where the line came from. ::)
Ah.
Did you just post, delete that post, then make a new post?
Naughty, naughty.
Sorry. I change my mind lots.
You cannot be trusted! Fiend! >:(
*King Danna-Orb summons two halve spheres of a glass ball and the combine around Din, locking Din in a lrage glass ball.*
King Danna-Orb can eliminate any and all threats to him by putting them in a different dimension.
*King Danna-Orb opens an dimension warp in the glass ball that sucks all in it, but not the ball itself, into a dimension where you are nothing but a speck of dust.*
King Danna-Orb is all powerful! Not even a god can stop him!
P.S. You're not really a god, but an Oracle with the gods name.
No, I'm the goddess goddess fool! *Din destroys demension and comes back*
Well then, no one needs to fight you. You destroyed the dimension while you were in it, so you destroyed yourself too.
*Din goes to Sacred Realm and rebirths*
That would take years for you to get back your former power. And King Danna-Orb is immortal, you can't kill him. And if you kill him, he'll take your body and be even more powerful.
you kids and your non-structured RP fighting...
We're rebels, borther, rebels!
even though that rp board i made fell through...
just wanna say thx to the artist for all my neato powers. :]
NOW we can do some damage...
Oh, ny the way, I gave alex some magical accessories that are charmed to hold weapons or monsters or do nature related powers, or other things. You'll probably loose now....
Also, about your rank, alex. You're the fifth most pwoerful of all of us, just two ranks under me and four and King Danna-Orb. The only one in between you and me in Hallo, who's leader of the Zodiac, the 12 most powerful members under me, Nanashi, and King Danna-Orb. You'll be second in command of them.
That is random.
Actually, it's not as random as it was when I first posted it. In fact, it's pretty much our current topic of discussion.
Quote from: Dr. Rabies on April 11, 2007, 02:41:50 PM
even though that rp board i made fell through...
because we don't want to take time to calculate all those numbers and stuff, we just want to fight. If somebody is clearly owning, then that's that.
also, I have an idea. *makes spherical copy of Rabies' armor and places it around Danna-Orb* Power sealed. hehe.
YES!
Well, um...
Logged.
what does logged even mean? IS this the new word for owned or pooned or whatever? cuz I'm getting sick of those by now.
In Naruto: The Abridged Series, whenever Sasuke mistakes logs for people you suddenly hear a voice go
[size=10]LOGGED![/size]
Oh, I haven't gotten that far because it isn't as funny as YGO....still, while LittleKuriboh is gone I suppose it could do.
Oh, by the third episode (abridged third episode, not original series third) they've already done it.
I can't wait for him to make the new episodes and the movie.
Quote from YGO The Abridged Series.
Yami: Now I play LittleKuriboh imposters.
Pegasus: No, there are too many, I can't tell which one is the real LittleKuriboh!
Yami: And that means no more Yugioh the Abridged Series.
Pegasus: NOOO! I can't live without Yugioh the Abridged Series.
Yami: Don't worry Pegasus, there's always Naruto the Abridged series. But as everyone knows, that isn't just quite as good.
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Good one. It reminds me of how many people claim they're Anna Nicole Smtih's daughter's farther in that they are techniqually imposters.
EDITED: Sorry, guys, I didnt mean to offend anyone.
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 11, 2007, 05:35:42 PM
Good one. It reminds me of how many people claim they're Anna Nicole Smtih's daughter's farther in that they are techniqually imposters.
speaking of, everyone, im the baby's daddy
Dr. Rabies, the baby father was already revealed. It was not you.
it was me!!!!!!!!!!! they lied!!!!!!!!!! i spent all that cash for nothing!!!!
Apparently you did.
man this sucks...
You guys are getting inappropriate...
Thats what TDC is known best for. ;D
That's not fuuny.
Yes, Masterkey, that was rather sudden.
Should I go... yeah, I'll go edit it... terribly sorry...
okey dokey.......
Please do. Back on the faint shadow of the topic we were on? :)
there was a topic?
That orb thingy...
oh yea, you two were doing your "oh i hit you" "no you didnt!" thing(no offense)
None taken. :)
Now, I am going to settle that. How?
Roll off!
First roll goes to Din! *rolls d20* 1
Second roll goes to Whocares! *rolls d20* 7
Sorry. It looks like Whocares won. :'(
What was it that Masterkey posted...? :-\
d20?
He "might" have called the late Anna Nicole Smith a name.
Aw. You beat me to it. =(
The d20 is a fickle thing.
So by him winning this means...
Yes. You lose.
We must do our battle!
you did. he won.
[size=15]WE DIDN'T FIGHT WITHOUT A D20. DIN RULES OVER ALL D20S.[/size]
I think HNS and even I have more power over d20s than you, you just found out what they were...
No interupting! We began to fight before you even rolled the die, HNS!
Also, this is what my appearance shall be:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/whitedarkz/Chimera.jpg
So much randomness, so little time... :o
Well, you're not fighting, so watch me and alex beet JQ Pickwick and Din. They both will lose.
As you can't beat me, we must turn your claim around.
*eats popcorn* all right! FIGHT! (this popcorn needs more butter...)
Umm, it's in the Kill King Danna-Orb topic.
Psshhhha, you can eat popcorn anywhere... :P
In America.
no, noone will win because you all will keep using deus ex machinas, it will never end
Unless Chuck Norris joins the fight. Cuz, you know, deus ex machina don't work on him. He just deflects them with his chest and crushes the enemy's head between his thighs.
When Chuck Norris is summoned. He negates the effects of deus ex machinas and any other ex machinas on the field.
He's like Exodia, but you don't need five cards :P
But Dr. Rabies still needs to fight King Danna-Orb. alex double-crossed us, while me and Din made it a draw. So, let's just watch you two fight for fun...
P.S. I'll be posting for him, of course.
.....okay I didn't understand that, but GO CHUCK GO!!!!
Explode
*King Danna-Orb explodes Chuck Norris*
King Danna-Orb: Where's Rabies?
*Chuck Norris doesn't move* You think an explosion could hurt me? You barely singed some of my muy macho chest hair!
Where is Rabies?
My cat has rabies. :P
im not doing any of this nonstructured fighting...
Chuck Norris is the master of the Ultimate Technique.
THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK OF A THOUSAND NORRIS'S
Freeze Frame
*Chuck Norris is frozen in time*
You can freeze the great Chuck Norris? :o
*Chuck Norris flexes his muscles and shatters time*
By destroying time, all life as we know would end in a cicle of events.
Except Chuck Norris.
But then he would have no purpose and just float everywhere until death, so yes destroynig time = bad.
Why is Chuck Norris so invincible? Screw Chuck, I will eat Chuck alive! :P
You will break your teeth on his rock hard muscles.
I Play 'Screw Chuck Norris, I have FDR', which causes a dead president to sentence Chuck Norris to permanent life in jail, and he doesn't disobey the presidents.
I can't break my teeth on his muscles, my teeth are made of diamond! Im that valuable! (or that much of an a**!) :P
Well, his muscles have a hardness of 11.That's harder than diamonds. and Chuck doesn't listen to the dead, that's for crazy people! FDR Wasn't president when he died, so resurreting him doesn't make him one. and don't try George Bush, not even Chuck would listen to him, he disgraces Chuck's home state.
Have you spoken to Chuck about this? :P :-\
None of you will survive.
I will survive. I am the Master of all Keys. The keys will come and protect me. KEYS! GATHER!
Blood Spikes
*Giant spikes of blood shoot out of the ground and stab everyone to death*
*Everyone stabbed gets sent atom by atom into the Death Hole*
i activate deus ex machina!
Blood Body: Arm Drills
*Produces blood around arms that turn into spinning drills*
*Drills hole through Dr. Rabies stomach*
Me: Do yuo know this body is so strong? Because...
I, the one you know as King Danna-Orb, have taken over him as my new body. I am now King Whocares-Orb.
What the heck?!
The man is out of control!! :o
Call Gaara of the Funk!
what shall we do??
Call Chuck Noris! Call Gaara of the Funk!
CALL RUROUNI KENSHIN! *yes, i meant to kill the moment :P*
None of you will win.
Call Chuck Norris.
hmmm... i think i can figure out a way...
Explode
*All of you are caught in a large fiery explosion*
And alex and Din already died, so they can't help.
*sigh* once again, you just singe Chuck's chest hair, and you just blew yourself up. Brilliant.
Chuck Norris Distraction Technique
*Chuck Norris is distracted by a pendulum that hypnotizes him to think he's dead and plays dead like a dog forever. Not even another hypnosis can remove it*
NO! NO!
NOT CHUCK!
NOOOOOOOOO!
LOGGED!!!!
*Chuck appears behind Whocares and snaps his neck*
Blood Body: Blood Clone
*That was a replica made of blood that enters Chuck's body*
*Chuck Norris's blood is destroyed by my blood*
*Chuck Norris is sent into the Death Hole atom by atom*
*Death Hole closes*
*New Death Hole opens*
Once a Death Hole closes, only the Death of the one who put the people inside the Death Hole will ressurect them. But I'm immortal, so I won't die.
well Chuck is more than immortal, he's paramortal.
Wassatmean?
(What's that mean?)
Either way, he can't get back. And his atoms have been seperated, so he's useless.
Yeah, dont tell me his atoms are super, because that would be crazy talk! :P ;D
The atoms have a force field around them that prevent them from doing anything.
hmmmmmm...
okay, i give up
what now?
We should feeze them and obliterate them. Yes, I have the power to destory matter. I defy the laws of everything.
So you side with me, right, MasterKey?
okay!
No alex. The punishment for betraying me is the Death Hole.
ummm well lets see...
didn't I already betray you? (like really really badly) O BURN!
anddd aren't i already there?
or do you have something that your planning?! eek!
The reason I put you in there first was so that I could punish you for betraying me.
o
well, that wasn't soooo bad... i guess
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 14, 2007, 04:22:06 PM
So you side with me, right, MasterKey?
Yes, and allow me to go get the whips and chain for alex before we put her into the hole... *evil grin*
gah! noooo!
help...
You forgot spiky collar...with the spikes on the inside...
She's already in.
Now, prove to me you are on my side by putting Pin in the hole. If you can't do it because of strength levels, than I understand and I'll take care of it.
don't encourage them!!
I can put pin in the hole, I have the power of 1000 Triforces on my side! :P
No, leave alex there, her atoms are seperated. That's enough of a punishment, for now.
Can I just destory one atom? Please?
No.
you guys are... cruel...
Who's Pin? Either you're taljking about a different person, or you meant me. Also, I'M NOT DEAD! STOP SAYING I'M DEAD!!
WAIT! am i dead??
...probably not....
because you said "for now"
yikes
She said you're punished enough for now. Also, King Whocares, there is a better way to reign. With fear and love. Not just one or the other.
Honestly, if you're going to take over the world, don't be all like, "I took over the world. Now bend over and kiss my feet, suckers." Be more like, "I took over the world. Just go about your daily lives. I'll take care of any problems that I can when they come up, and if I can't solve them, I'll find someone who can."
Quote from: Din on April 14, 2007, 06:10:39 PM
She said you're punished enough for now. Also, King Whocares, there is a better way to reign. With fear and love. Not just one or the other.
there you go. 'I love you, now make me dinner or I'll blast you out of a cannon. A cannon set right in front of a thick brick wall.'
Be like Kefka from Final Fantasy VI and make a huge tower that you're seated at the top of. Then if anyone stands up to you, you can destroy them on the spot.
OMG! i just had the best idea in the world!
who is it that is split into atoms?? is it me or din?? or both...
Ask thye leader, Whocares. And alex, you arent bowing enough! BOW LOWER!
grrr...
AM I AN ATOM OR NOT!
QuoteShe said you're punished enough for now.
Ummm, Din, I'm a boy. And I'm not gay, either.
alex, all of your atoms are seperated, so you're multiple atoms.
Also, instead I have a large castle floating on a chunk of earth in the sky. You won't ever find where it is. Well, you know it's in the sky, but just what sky am I talking about?
yes, you're atom(s). In the plural! NOW KEEP HAVING YOUR ATOMS BOW!
Bow to my powers!
No. And knock off the "Kiss my feet" atitude, will you?
I only said bow to me, I don't want you to kiss my feet. I have no idea why people think of even doing that, there's no telling what's in their feet.
sweet! im atoms! then my plan will work perfectly!
soooo, i sacrifice myself!
and cause a massive explosion by spliting alll of my atoms! muahhahahaha
Atoms can't split themselves, only people can split atoms.
well, din split my atoms
so yeah...
Force Field
*Force Filed around atoms that block anything from getting in or anything from getting out*
You odn't know how atom splitting works do you? ;)
IT DOSN'T MATTER ANYMORE!
because im not alex!
just like i said...
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Atom splitting is when you split the atom, and the electr/prot/neutr-ons will go flying and hitting other atoms, which causes them to split and do the same thing. Eventually many atoms will be split, causing large destruction.
That is what is called a nuclear reactiong.
KA-BOOM!
Otherwise known as Nuclear Fission, no force field can hold the destructive power of a fission bomb. Not to mention, you'll have radioactive waste to worry about afterwards. Meaning: Your force field fails.
Might I add, You're the only one coming up with these dei ex machinas. And frankly, it's getting annoying.
Yeah, we studied nuclear fission and fusion a few months ago. Crazy stuff...
Dr. Rabies is making them now too. 8)
*smirks*
Actually, my force feilds do work, they are atom-less but still exist and only cover one atom each, so if it spilts it won't get through.
can I say KA-BOOM again?
As long as no explosion happens yeah.
KA-BOOM! ;D
Wow, that was fun! :)
I want to blow something up. How about...A demension!
[size=10,000,000]KA-BOOM![/size]
Apparently, Whocares doesn't know a thing about elementary Physics. Your force field doesn't need any mass to work, simply a source of energy to derive the force from. A force is broken when a strong enough action goes up against that force.
An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by an external and unbalanced force. An object in motion will remain in motion unless acted upon by an external and unbalanced force.
Newton's first law of motion.
my KA-BOOM can be bigger! I started it!
[size=14]KA-BOOM![/size]
[size=50]KA-BOOM![/size]
My "KA-BOOM!" rules you all.
Edit: Why can't you make it any bigger? >:(
JQ, I know all three of Newton's Laws of Physics already, but the other one is half new hlaf old.
Of course, though, one atom splitting has very little power compared to many atoms splitting, and my force fileds have the defense at the same level of an Atom Bomb's power, so one atom splitting won't do anything. You'd need all aotms around it to split.
[size=20]KA-BOOM![/size]
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Note: Highlight this.
If you highlight it and let it be, than the highlight is still on... :D
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 17, 2007, 04:52:25 PM
Of course, though, one atom splitting has very little power compared to many atoms splitting, and my force fileds have the defense at the same level of an Atom Bomb's power, so one atom splitting won't do anything. You'd need all aotms around it to split.
That... doesn't make any sense at all. For one thing, a nuke bomb's power is variable. And at only one atom's thickness, I think your forcefield will be incinerated in approximately....
0.00000001 seconds Not to mention, I think the nuke bomb would use your force field as fuel.
It's as thick as a whale.
That really only makes the explosion more deadly though, doesn't it? Because it sets off a chain reaction...
Atom-less force field that blocks off atoms.
You can't have something atomless. energy must be stored in atoms.
Light is atom-less, but it exists. And space is a vacuum too.
It's magic, lets just put it that way.
Agree with me and you get Ice Cream of any kind you want.
but light can't repel anything, it is absorbed and reflected. and if you made a vacuum around yourself, you would die.
sorry, but I just got ice cream.
It is obviously a force-field of pure energy. And it doesn't have to reflect anything, it'll just vaporize it.
Edit: Not that that's any more physically feasible, mind you. ::)
I'll give you a Khondike Bar then!
What would you do for a Khondike Bar?
I don't know really, but I'd do anything for a Klondike Bar.
Er...
[size=20]MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!! MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!! MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!! MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!![/size]
You've......killed me.........*thud*
Then that means--
*Commodore vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Agree and you get a Klondike Bar.
NEVER!
Heh, me and HNS made the same joke at virtually the same time. Spooky.
Fine then. You get to OWN the Klondike Bar name and have them all you want. Only if you agree with me this one time.
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 17, 2007, 05:55:05 PM
Agree and you get a Klondike Bar.
I don't want your crummy klondike bar. I'd rather have something that oh, say, isn't tainted by the hands of a man that won't play fair...
Dr. Rabies will give it to you.
Oh yes, he's much rather have one infested with rabies...
[size=8]SPLOOOOOOSH![/size]
I can make Skittles fall from the sky! ;D
Oh Pssshhha, yeah RIGHT!
You're right, they're only M&Ms. :(
I have exposed you for the fraud that you are!
You'll never catch me alive!
*Jumps out a window*
....He is aware that we're on a cliff? And below us is a truck carrying a load of rocks?
Wow... And to think it's been nearly a month... what page were these topics on anyway?
Page 4 I think. Not as bad as bringing them back from the last page, but still...
Here's your spam
http://www.haskell-dowland.com/content/binary/Christmas%20Spam.JPG (http://www.haskell-dowland.com/content/binary/Christmas%20Spam.JPG)
Nice. Saved.
:P :P :P :P :P :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9n0bX0AgBI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9n0bX0AgBI)
Not me, but it's FUNNY
Oh yeah, I heard about him...
all right, chums, let's do this! LEEEERRROOOOY JEEEEEENKINS!
......
At least I have chicken[/i]
I love that guy, today I acted like him, not on purpose though, every enemy and their mother came after me, and my guild master said 'Remind me not to heal Howler..." Then I saved him XD XD XD
Yeah, the problem is that the noobs are ruining it and quoting it everywhere, and they don't even know where it's from.
Gotta be there
There's blood on the dance floor
Shadow za hedgehog
Which is why I stay away from MMO communities... Too many immature people.
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on May 20, 2007, 06:40:22 PM
Yeah, the problem is that the noobs are ruining it and quoting it everywhere, and they don't even know where it's from.
Yea I hate that too. My whole guild knows what is is and since it's funny when I say it, they say something like "Sarge (my WoW nickname to my guild) has dibs on Leeroy Jenkins's battle call XD."
wat
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY!
JENKINS!