The Desert Colossus

Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 11:44:29 AM

Poll
Question: Who Will Win? (forum fight spectacular!)
Option 1: Dr. Rabies and Din votes: 6
Option 2: King Danna-Orb votes: 3
Option 3: votes: 0
Option 4: votes: 0
Option 5: votes: 0
Option 6: votes: 0
Option 7: votes: 0
Option 8: votes: 0
Title: Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 11:44:29 AM
READY! SET! FIGHT!

The people will decide this match! I dare whocares to come up with a deus ex machina to rig the votes.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 13, 2007, 11:47:46 AM
Does it really matter? We're doomed either way. I'll just go huddle behind that bench over there and wait for the end. :(

P.S. I think you mean he'll magick them away.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Gamefreak on April 13, 2007, 11:49:28 AM
Don't challenge Dr. Rabies to come up with a deus ex machina.  He'll write a novel.  

As for the choice.  I was the one who originally sealed Rabies inside his armor.  So I have beared witness to the horrible power he posesses.  Ever wonder what happened to Atlantis?  Dr. Rabies did it.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 13, 2007, 11:51:07 AM
Me and Rabies! Come on Orb! *goes to take off Rabies armor*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 13, 2007, 12:59:14 PM
Paralysis

*King Danna-Orb paralyzes anyone who gets within 5 yards of Dr. Rabies*

Until alex gets a challenger, than no one can try to touch his armor. And only until Dr. Rabies begins to fight King Danna-Orb will it be taken off. Anyone disobeys this order and you'll be the one who fights alex. She won't be easy with the powers I gave her.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 01:08:46 PM
*Takes off Rabies armor*

Sorry, we don't allow attacks that you just randomly came up with. Pit me against alex if you so please...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 01:10:45 PM
YEAH! lets go!



butttt, before we begin, just to be clear,
NOBODY can take those powers away right?
or my immortallity.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 13, 2007, 01:16:50 PM
Nope. Once that Undead Mark affected you skin, it affected all of your body. Even if you're just a sinlge atom you shall still live, and rebuild from that atom.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 13, 2007, 01:18:22 PM
See! Even the laws of physics are no match for him!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 01:21:38 PM
okay, so i have my powers PERMANTLY

cool


lets start!


*mounts Zephyroth Broom
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 01:23:43 PM
*Uses mime play to mimic Alex*

Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 01:25:26 PM
MIMIC THIS!

*summons Flying Leo

rawr :]
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 01:35:30 PM
*summons flying leo*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 01:37:23 PM
o, you can do that???
welllllll...
attack!

*flying leo attacks
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 01:38:35 PM
*flying leo attacks Alex*

*Sends out several knives flying*

*Impales Alex's Flying Leo*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 01:44:43 PM
*changes wind  with broom to send knifes coming back
*flying leo attacks other flying leo
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 13, 2007, 02:36:13 PM
alex, now! Do it!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 03:40:12 PM
nottt yettttttttt.

im kinda busy here... fighting ya know...

Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 13, 2007, 04:11:35 PM
*Walks up behind Alex and crushes head with nutcracker.*


Hooray.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 05:44:32 PM
OKAY, this is getting really boring...
soooo its almost time...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 13, 2007, 05:57:26 PM
No interupting!

*Slices Shikamaru with Death Scythe*

Also, you can't use while using a monster to fight for you. That means as long as your Flying Leo's are out, than you are immobile. Well, you can move a small bit, like your arms or turn around, but not from the spot you are on. Also, if you take your concentration away from the monster you're controlling, then the monster won't do anything, so I guess you both are dependant on your Leos, so lets watch.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 13, 2007, 05:59:52 PM
Umm... I thought I was the moderator of the battlefield.


Bye bye deus ex machinas!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 06:12:20 PM
what??
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 13, 2007, 06:45:41 PM
What even is a whatever-thingy?

Also, I was the one who gave alex those abilities, and made those weapons and tamed those monsters and made everything else. I'm the one who created them, so actually I'm really the one who can choose what they can and can't do.

Basically, alex, no one can move while using one of those monsters to fight for them.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 06:51:06 PM
well, thats...

can i like take it away or something... or kill it myself??


THEN CAN WE GET THIS BATTLE THING GOING!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 13, 2007, 07:06:43 PM
You can call it away whenever you want.

P.S. I modified your post, which was insulting to some people.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 07:09:12 PM
yeah... okay...
i guess you havn't read that other post yet... ;)

anyways...

*TORNNNNNAAADOOESSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 13, 2007, 07:10:03 PM
Uhhhh...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 07:12:15 PM
*on him

yeah... not you... din



come on!! lets show 'em what we got!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 13, 2007, 07:20:49 PM
*Slices off alex's head, incpacitating her*

Well then, you can't use your abilties now. The mark actually only affects what is attached to the brain.
If you put your body back on, you could use it again, but to make sure you can't...

Caged Bird

*alex turns into a bird stuck in a cage*

The bird is now just a bird, and she's stuck like that forever, nothing can remove that curse, even if I wanted to I couldn't.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 13, 2007, 07:24:03 PM
hmmmm... okay.... i can figure a way outta this...

*summons Reindog 'Toto' and eats bird (me...) and then eats the other part... of me... and thennnnn he regergatates me back together...

that is the best i could come up with...

*summons Rock Giant Golem 'Buriken'
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 13, 2007, 11:00:50 PM
*head explodes* wrong topic? Don't care. This does the job.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 06:13:35 AM
hooray! unstructured fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 07:28:08 AM
How bout Rabies and Danna Orb fight. Off with the armor.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 09:07:31 AM
ive said it twice, im not doing a nonstructured fight, makes some rules, then i might step in
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 09:19:12 AM
RULES

1.No structure allowed

2. Fight until one person dies

3. Force rugby to fight now that there are three, count 'em, THREE rules.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 09:19:43 AM
Okay!
1. Danna gets five weapons to use. Whocares makes up those.
2. Rabies gets five weapons to use. He makes up those.
3. You may only use these five weapons. No others.
4. You each start out with 200 HP and 200 MP.
5. First weapon takes 10 MP and will take 10 HP from the other fighter. Second takes 20 MP and 20 HP and so on.
6. You may not help fight with your own weapons. You may offer sugestions over PMs.
Will the fight take place over PMs, or here?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 09:44:51 AM
 it will end in a stalemate, all they have to do is keep using the fifth weapon...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 09:47:33 AM
7.You may only se the fifth weapon once.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 09:49:46 AM
Then they just use the fifth weapon and then the fourth weapon over and over ::)
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 09:51:12 AM
8. You may only use the fourth weapon twice, and the third weapon thrice.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 09:54:47 AM
You don't understand, they will just follow a chain of attacks. It will all be about who posts faster.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 09:56:34 AM
Right...How bout we just keep the HP and MP rule, and let 'em fight?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 10:01:58 AM
We'll decide who wins by how well they fight, how about that?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 10:03:54 AM
Okay, then. FIGHT!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 10:14:13 AM
you fools, there is only one set of rules i will follow, they are a set of rules i made a long time ago and are sealed within the ancient catacombs of this site
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 14, 2007, 10:23:59 AM
How about these rules?

1 - You each have 1,000 HP
2 - You each have 700 MP
3 - You each have 5 weapons, but you have 12 magic abilities
4 - Once abilities are made, you can't swtich
5 - Originality doesn't matter, you can use anything
6 - No PM fights. I only did that because of how Psycho Space creates another dimension, so you guys wouldn't be able to see us fight and to keep suspense.
7 - The fight starts now
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 10:25:06 AM
They have two HP counts? ::)
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 14, 2007, 10:27:37 AM
My mistake.  :)

King Danna-Orb: Well, I'm waiting.

Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 10:30:19 AM
those rules... no offense.... are dumb.....
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 10:33:13 AM
I say they just roleplay without HP/MP, and we'll decide who was fighting better form description and stuff.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 14, 2007, 10:35:43 AM
Yeah, random fight will be nice. I say Shikamaru judges who won.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 14, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
and Rabies?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 10:52:10 AM
Okay. FIGHT!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 11:49:19 AM
ive stated my conditions
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 14, 2007, 12:12:39 PM
Actually, you only said that you once made your conditions. If you don't state them soon, then you'll lose and the world will be his.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 03:30:36 PM
my condition is find the ancient rules i made long ago, then the fight will begin
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 14, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
Only if you tell us these rules. If not, I guess you won't be fighting back...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 14, 2007, 06:47:46 PM
i dont remember them, they were very good though, thats why i told you to find them
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 14, 2007, 07:10:18 PM
Found tham! you wanna read them, or will I?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 14, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
[size=50] JUST FIGHT ALREADY! [/size]
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 15, 2007, 08:10:24 AM
seriously...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 15, 2007, 09:06:21 AM
Fine! I'll fight!

Blood Body: Blood Needle World Order

*Produces blood that forms many large needles of blood that launch themselves at Dr. Rabies*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 15, 2007, 11:16:56 AM
i guess ill just keep using deus ex machinas

rabid storm! *an army of raccons jump in the way of the needles, then ones bites you* the injection has begun...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Gamefreak on April 15, 2007, 11:59:01 AM
This is probably how wars will be fought in the future.  Which makes me all the more determined to become the President.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 15, 2007, 11:59:37 AM
except eventually everything will be too blown up to fight anymore.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 16, 2007, 12:27:37 PM
Blood Body: Blood Clone

*Just a clone of blood was what was bitten*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 16, 2007, 12:41:15 PM
deus ex machina #2!

*raccoons jump all over all copies of you biting them*

i can go on forever with this...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 16, 2007, 01:03:19 PM
Blood Body: Blood Link

*A long 'rope' of blood connect the two of us, and our hearts are pulled into the rope and become one heart*

No, any pain one of us feel, the other does too. And destroying this link will destroy the heart too.

Scale of Blessing

*The scale thing, yet again*

Now, let's enjoy some pain together...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 16, 2007, 01:05:11 PM
*Raises eyebrows* Good thing I used my Genie to wish for that not to harm me or anyone on my side.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 16, 2007, 01:08:53 PM
Actually, now that we're linked, either I don't feel pain or he does happens. I'll flip a coin to decide.

He feels pain.

Also, interrupt our fight again, and you're going back in the cardboard box!  >:(
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 16, 2007, 01:57:48 PM
deus ex machina #3!!!!!

Raccoon clone *your link thing grabs a raccoon impersonating me instead*

all day... untill you conform to my conditions
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 16, 2007, 02:10:38 PM
Explode: Dr. Rabies

*Dr. Rabies, where-ever the true one is and not a fake, is hit with a powerful explosion*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 16, 2007, 04:16:24 PM
SACRIFICIAL CLONE!!!!

*I make a clone to take the explosion for Rabies, decides that would be too mean, and throw my sister in the way instead*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 17, 2007, 03:22:57 AM
shikamaru you fool, my armor isnt 100% off yet, my legs only got removed, im still incased in this indestructable suit
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 17, 2007, 07:09:56 AM
Eh. It was worth it.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 17, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
Well then, this will be easier.

Blood Body: Blood Link: Dr. Rabies

*Dr. Rabies, wherever he is, is linked to me*

*I cut open my free arm*
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 18, 2007, 06:57:26 AM
HHAHAHAHA! deus ex machina #4!

raccoon defense! *throws raccoon in way of link*

lolololololol
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Dehumanizer on April 18, 2007, 08:13:48 AM
dam you raccoon  :P
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 18, 2007, 12:15:33 PM
hooray for anime style fighting! 1010101010101010101010101
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 18, 2007, 12:27:48 PM
Umm, too late. The racoon only scratched the link, and we each felt serious pain.

Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 18, 2007, 02:17:02 PM
Well he has pain medication.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 18, 2007, 02:18:53 PM
And I enjoy the pain, too.  :)
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: DW on April 18, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
.....oH NOeZ WhOcAreS iZ EMo!!!1!!!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 18, 2007, 02:25:11 PM
Actually, King *Put name here*-Orb is a masochist, not me.

Note: masochist- n.- Someone who likes internal or external pain inflicted on them.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 19, 2007, 01:05:55 PM
ok you must not know that

1. i have rabies, pain isnt felt
2.my armor is still on im invulnerable inside it
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 19, 2007, 01:09:08 PM
Rabies, please take off your armor!! You can do anything once it's off!
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 19, 2007, 01:09:34 PM
You might not feel the pain, but you will be inficted upon pain.

Blood Needles

*Many needles stab Dr. Rabies un-armored legs*

Hmmmm?

*Area around heart begins to emit purple glow*

Why... is my true form... beginning to glow?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 20, 2007, 01:06:50 PM
as long as i have the power of unstructured rpg fighting, i cannot win or lose!
DEM # 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
steel body!*body turns to steel blocking all needles* w000000000000000000000000000000000000t
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 20, 2007, 01:09:43 PM
What does w00t mean?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 20, 2007, 01:13:00 PM
its a noise,
people make it.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 20, 2007, 05:10:14 PM
Weight of Grief

*Giant, bloody, spiked weight with a dead body chained to it drops on Dr. Rabies*

You cannot wi....

*Suddenly feels large shock*

Just what was that?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: alex on April 20, 2007, 05:16:18 PM
omgash...
whats goin on
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 20, 2007, 06:06:47 PM
What is going on??
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 20, 2007, 06:34:47 PM
I declare...

[size=25]
Din and Rabies are THE WINNERS!!!
[/size]

I DID say that the people would decide this, and currently, you only have 28% of the vote, whocares.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 20, 2007, 06:53:00 PM
Keep up the topic, though, I'll jsut move it, becuase we need it to fight.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 20, 2007, 06:55:10 PM
Dude, we've already had like FOUR! topics in which you and king danna orb always be fighting!

GEez....
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 20, 2007, 07:00:03 PM
Okay, but we'll just leave it here.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 20, 2007, 07:02:35 PM
Move it back to the games board... for archival purposes. I always mark my battlefields with the month and time of month...

Stuff tends to get lost  in the void that is the chatboard....

Thank ye kindly.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Rev Rabies on April 21, 2007, 12:52:28 AM
dude... i won... get over it... no offense man, but it wasnt even  good fight...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 09:15:44 AM
Blood Body: Blood World Order

*Blood from inside Dr. Rabies froms large spikes that stab him from inside*

Well, we can still use this deus ex machina fight for fu...

*My shadow suddenly comes up and chokes me with its hands*

*Grab the hands of the shadow and burn them*

So, you're finally regaining controlling of this body, Whocares?
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: violinist on April 21, 2007, 09:17:25 AM
*raises eyebrows* Now THIS may be interesting.
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 09:19:48 AM
*Snaps hands off shadow, the hands regenerate, but the shadow goes back to 2D*

When I took over his body, I locked his soul in the body's shadow. I can't destroy the shadow, and he's regaining control, so....

I'll have to deal with Rabies quickly. After all, he's the real body I want to have...
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 21, 2007, 01:28:28 PM
One word:

[size=40]LOGGED!
[/size]
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 02:36:42 PM
Don't you mean locked?  ;)
Title: Re:Cold Dead Battlefield (Mid April)
Post by: darkphantomime on April 21, 2007, 03:04:23 PM
It's called 'PUN'