The Desert Colossus

Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 05:03:30 PM

Title: Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 05:03:30 PM
Well, it's too late for this to be in the Choice Awards MagmarFire made, so, I though it my be interesting to see your choices.

Pretty much like Maggy's, we're nominating right now.

I'll go third, so I know I'm not the only one doing this.

Worst Movie Ever Nominations
Eragon - 2
Matrix Revolutions - 2
Jaws 4 - 1
Mario Bros - 1
A Series of Unfortunate Events - 1
High School Musical - 2
kiss meets the phantom of the park - 1
Grudge - 1
Lady in the Water - 1
Hero - 1
Sleepover - 1
Children of Men - 1
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Post by: ohmygoodgollygosh on April 21, 2007, 05:09:55 PM
I nominate "Eragon".  They skipped about a third (or more) of the book in that film.  An the lines were insanely cheesy.
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Post by: darkphantomime on April 21, 2007, 05:11:21 PM
I nominate Matrix: Revolutions, for obvious reasons.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
Jaws 4, just look at the ending (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZbzdUwYqdI).
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Post by: ohmygoodgollygosh on April 21, 2007, 05:27:26 PM
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known As Whocares on April 21, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
Jaws 4, just look at the ending (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZbzdUwYqdI).
Oh God, that was horrible.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 21, 2007, 05:28:30 PM
And the constant 'roaring' was physically impossible, too. And also, the flashback of the guy shooting the shark was from the first Jaws.
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Post by: oracle on April 21, 2007, 05:51:09 PM
i nominate mario bros its just so bad.
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Post by: darkphantomime on April 21, 2007, 05:54:25 PM
It's so bad, it's GOOD!
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Post by: violinist on April 21, 2007, 05:54:28 PM
I nominate A Series of Unfortunate Events. My least favorite actor, and they left out a lot, and lots of garbage.
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Post by: MagmarFire on April 21, 2007, 08:03:31 PM
I am SO reinforcing the nomination of Eragon.

I'm pretty much holding a grudge against Twentieth Century Fox right now. :P
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: DW on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.
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Post by: Master Dragmire on April 21, 2007, 11:29:22 PM
I second the High School Musical Nomination

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Post by: Rev Rabies on April 22, 2007, 04:53:03 AM
im a big fan of KISS but i have to say:

kiss meets the phantom of the park... *shudders*
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Post by: MasterKeyX on April 22, 2007, 07:19:17 AM
I nominate Lady in the Water. It wa so completely random and spread out, I couldn't follow the plot for even 10 seconds if I tried.
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Post by: JDog on April 22, 2007, 01:35:14 PM
grudge(that was horrible)
mario brothers sucked
thats about all I can think of right now.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 22, 2007, 01:40:53 PM
I enjoyed Mario Bros.  As for my nomination, I have to go with Hero.  What with everyone dying several times, I had a hard time following what was going on.
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Post by: Baka Nezumi on April 22, 2007, 01:58:07 PM
Sleepover. All it had in it was convenient occurances that saved the main character's butt.
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Post by: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on April 22, 2007, 04:24:48 PM
I hated that movie too, but it wasn't as bad as Lady in the Water...
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Post by: ohmygoodgollygosh on April 22, 2007, 05:29:58 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on April 21, 2007, 08:03:31 PM
I am SO reinforcing the nomination of Eragon.

I'm pretty much holding a grudge against Twentieth Century Fox right now. :P
w00t. Eragon so deserves this award.  :P
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Post by: DW on April 22, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: ohmygoodgollygosh on April 22, 2007, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 22, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: MasterKeyX on April 23, 2007, 02:11:52 PM
Anyhting would make my school more interesting. A dead fly would make my school more interesting.
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: DW on April 23, 2007, 03:17:04 PM
Quote from: dont forget platitutanous on April 22, 2007, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 22, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.
Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: darkphantomime on April 23, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 23, 2007, 03:17:04 PM
Quote from: dont forget platitutanous on April 22, 2007, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 22, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.
Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!

Can we stop now?

So no one wants to reinforce the EXTREMELY bad ending to the Matrix trilogy?
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 23, 2007, 05:22:30 PM
Man, the Matrix is horribly overrated, if you ask me. I only liked the original and Reloaded for the awesome action sequences. The whole story was horribly idiotic, and took itself way too seriously.

So I guess for a bunch of movies I mentally classify as "Mindless Popcorn Flicks," even Revolutions was too bad to warrant this classification. The action sequences were horrible (the Assault of Zion is one of the worst movie battles ever.), it was terribly anticlimactic (lol Neo's dead...what now?), and it generally sucked overall. There was none of the kung-fu awesomeness that redeemed the first two for me, just Neo and Smith going at it DBZ style.

It is for this reason that I second JQ's nomination of The Matrix Revolutions.
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Post by: Gamefreak on April 23, 2007, 06:17:07 PM
That reinactment of the Civil War drawn in anime.

What?  You've never heard of it?

Worst movie....That Jaws ending seemed incredibly dumb.  And I've only seen the first Matrix.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on April 24, 2007, 08:21:15 AM
Ohh, heres another bad movie: The Neverending Story. It's like 6 hours long, no joke. It actually makes you want to kill yourself the first hour in, becuase you realize that there are 5 more hours of nonsense. :P
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 24, 2007, 12:13:00 PM
You're dead to me now.

Seriously, how could you not like The Neverending Story? I don't even remember it being that long. :-\

Edit: According to the IMDb, it's only 94 minutes long.
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Post by: alex on April 24, 2007, 01:04:53 PM
i hated the ending to the children of men movie... IT SUCKED. like the beginning and middle were okay, but like the ending was awful!

i hate movies like that
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Post by: DW on April 24, 2007, 03:40:16 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on April 23, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 23, 2007, 03:17:04 PM
Quote from: dont forget platitutanous on April 22, 2007, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 22, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.
Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!

Can we stop now?

So no one wants to reinforce the EXTREMELY bad ending to the Matrix trilogy?
Great pyramid FTW!!!!

and yes, the Matrix was way overrated...
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 24, 2007, 04:02:48 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 24, 2007, 03:40:16 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on April 23, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 23, 2007, 03:17:04 PM
Quote from: dont forget platitutanous on April 22, 2007, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 22, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 22, 2007, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on April 21, 2007, 09:40:27 PM
Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.
Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!

Can we stop now?

So no one wants to reinforce the EXTREMELY bad ending to the Matrix trilogy?
Great pyramid FTW!!!!

and yes, the Matrix was way overrated...

Yes, many quotes.

Well, this is shpaing up nicely.
Title: Re:Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!
Post by: MagmarFire on April 24, 2007, 04:30:33 PM
Quote from: SenseiKey on April 24, 2007, 08:21:15 AM
Ohh, heres another bad movie: The Neverending Story. It's like 6 hours long, no joke. It actually makes you want to kill yourself the first hour in, becuase you realize that there are 5 more hours of nonsense. :P

BLASPHEMY! :o

I love that movie! I was practically obsessed with it when I was younger! :D

But to each his own opinion, I guess.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 24, 2007, 05:41:08 PM
Well, having this poll could be a little complicated, so I'll make two.

Also, in a week, the polls begin.
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Post by: darkphantomime on April 25, 2007, 03:04:56 PM
WHA?! Wouldn't having TWO of these things be even MORE complicated?

Simplicity = small in number

Confusion = TOO MANY TO COUNT!
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Post by: MasterKeyX on April 25, 2007, 04:02:01 PM
I dont even know what polls that you guys are talking about. :-[
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Post by: chicknumber2 on April 26, 2007, 10:39:43 AM
Quote from: dont forget platitutanous on April 21, 2007, 05:09:55 PM
I nominate "Eragon".  They skipped about a third (or more) of the book in that film.  An the lines were insanely cheesy.

i soo agree with u ;)
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 26, 2007, 12:29:42 PM
Wait, let me explain. I meant to say '...l make two each.' but forgot the 'each'. I'm putting two nominations only on each poll, and each poll lasts six days. If I can't make it, I'll ask someone to make the poll for me and which nominations to put up.
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Post by: darkphantomime on April 26, 2007, 01:57:34 PM
That... still doesn't make sense. Each of what? Two polls is a bit complicated... I say it only needs but one. We have enough nominations, so why not plug them in and leave it at that?
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 26, 2007, 01:59:06 PM
It refers to nominations. And not two polls: many polls with two nominees. That way we're sure to see which out of two people hate more.
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Post by: darkphantomime on April 26, 2007, 02:29:28 PM
That.... is still too complicated... wouldn't it just be a hundred times simpler to put them all in one bag?

Not to mention, MUCH more preferred.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 26, 2007, 03:10:16 PM
Well, I could make the number of ones in the polls larger, but not all of them, because then it would be the same thing as the nominations, we need to see jsut which sucks the worst little by little.
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Post by: darkphantomime on April 26, 2007, 03:36:41 PM
?

But with the academy awards, and with any big awards, there is almost always five to a category, and if not five, then 3.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 26, 2007, 03:42:53 PM
I don't care much for academy awards, sorry.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 26, 2007, 03:43:46 PM
As much as it pains me to say it, I...agree with Whocares. It'd be like a tournament, where you pit two crappy movies against eachother until the finalists face off for the title of World's Suckiest Movie.

And there's really only one category here, JQ.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on April 26, 2007, 03:53:21 PM
So, anyone else agree with me that my way makes sense in that you concentrate on just two movies per poll rather than many together?