Ok, here is how the game works, you try to make as funny as a joke as possilbe, but the rule is you have to make the joke work like
Maybe if you(insert what you think is funny here), we wouldn't have this problem!
Ok, here is my first one:
Maybe is you smoked more crack in school, we wouldn't have this problem!
...that last one was a tad...I don't know...
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I don't find those funny. Especially that second one, and even more so because I have friends who go to Virginia Tech (remember those shootings back in April?).
Ok the last one was a tad iffy, and yes, nobody could forget the VT shooting, may their souls rest in peace....
Ok, finally, my first good one:
Maybe if your bungy cord was too long, we wouldn't have this problem.....
Or perhaps:
Maybe if your parents were alien, we wouldn't have this problem!
Hmm...
Maybe if life weren't such a whore, I wouldn't have so many STD's.
Maybe if we keep posting nasty things in this topic, we will twist the minds of some of the younger members ;)*hint hint*
Or maybe we'll just get this locked.
Oh no, my virgin eyes. DX
True, too true, if any cohorts read this, deleate JQ's post.
HEY! Your post was more offending than mine!
I think they've all been fairly offending up to this point. I'm okay with humour involving sex or drugs or things, but... like Shika said, it might like... do something to the younger members of the site. I'm not sure what.
...The 'virgin eyes' thing was a joke. XD
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on June 05, 2007, 06:20:25 PM
Maybe if we keep posting nasty things in this topic, we will twist the minds of some of the younger members ;)*hint hint*
True.
Maybe if I wasn't born, I wouldn't be here to care for everybody!!
..that's really...dark...scary...
Maybe if you would make this computer stop saying this page cannot be found, I'll give you one million dollars! not
Maybe if you ate fluffy candy canes you could eat Fisk.
Maybe if I had some 'shrooms, I'd get some SUPER POWERS!
Everyone keeps trying to eat me, haha.
"Maybe if your name wasn't Fisk, we wouldn't have this problem!"
Maybe if you had super powers I'd get mushrooms!!!
Maybe if I gave Midna Mushrooms, we'd all be in happy-happy joy-joy land!
Maybe if I liked mushrooms you'd all be in happy-happy joy-joy land!
maybe if you told green day to make a new cd and they did, I'd give ya a big huge. lol
I abbandened this topic, and I hearby put it into the hands of the public, because I don't want people hating me in the near future when this gets out of hand.
In communist china, hands get out of YOU!