Corrupt a wish game.
Point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt it.
Example.
(My post) I wish the world to be peaceful.
(Replier) Granted, but the world becomes dull and boring and you commit sucide to have fun.
Anyhow.. On to the game!!!
I got this off of another forum and just decided to post it here. Okay here goes.
I wish that female sports programs were given as much funding as male sports programs in high school/college.
Granted, but no one will watch them because they are so used to the guys.
;D
ill post a wish as soon as i think of one..... ???
Granted, but as soon as you think of it it pops out of your head and you begin to mildly curse yourself.
I wish that people made dr. pepper candles... (yes i know its a little wierd but i am fascinated with dr. pepper...) :P
granted, but coke ones come out and take over
(plus what happend to me did happend....creepy.........)
i wish i could find my lost games..... :'( :'(
i like Dr. Pepper, but i also like mountain dew, and Surge! they make me SO hyper!!! :D
totally Dr. pepper is way better though. DarkZelda smelled my shirt one day though and said that i smelled like dr. peper though and i have been hooked since. I think surge is illeagal now though. made totally of cocaine or something.
granted, but as soon as you find them and begin to play you discover that someone has wiped the memories on them and you must start over or they will be totatally useless to you withen five days and will be taken over by reruns of barney...
I wish that I could randomly become a video game character and experiance the game for real, but with neverending lives.
I have a topic like this in HA2...
Anyways: granted, but you are forced to become Tingle and have everyone hate you!
oh god! i would HATE THAT!!!!!!! but IF i was tingle, i would wish to b in japan. they love him there
granted but they will all end up hating you after a while I wish I could be a major character in the zelda games ;D
Granted, but when you become the character you discover that you don't have the same skills as they do so you immediatly die.
I wish my life didn't suck.
granted but soon it will start to become so boring it will suck
I wish I could for a seed that could grow money trees that grow one hundred dollar bills.
wish granted but then one day all the money trees will burn down with everything you own I wish I was link. ;D
Granted, but when you become the character you discover that you don't have the same skills as they do so you immediatly die.
I wish that I owned a never-ending Dr. Pepper fountain that could fit in my pocket and was garunteed to never break down. :P ;D
wish granted but it soon do breakdown because of a malfunction. I wish I was ganon from the ocarina of time. ;D
granted, but link comes and kicks ur ass!
i wish i could have an ocarina like the ocarina of time, complete with all the songs
granted but it soon breaks. I wish I could make my own game
Granted, but one of our super evil teachers sees it and knows what it is so they confiscate it because you are not in band!!\
I wish that I could get every single pair of Converse in the world that I could possibly want for ten dollars.
granted, but the police come after u saying that the people u bought them from were robbers, and u go 2 jail for 45 years. ;D (i dont have a wish yet) and hang on....... I AM A BAND NERD!!!!!!!
No I meant that you weren't in the band room. Blondie. Im a band geek too and you know it. we are in the same band. geezzz..... you are one of the slowest friends that i have.
DarkZelda's wish is to go away and to never return. (from everything) (I am sitting right next to her.)
Granted, but you take a wrong turn somewhere along the way and wind up right back where you started.
I wish that I could afford to buy the tenor saxophone that I want that costs $4437 and that I had actually bought it with the money...
granted but in the end the dark zelda breaks the saxophone on accident and you loss everything. I wish that I would be immortal. ;D
I wish fat people would exerxise, so they dont have to change all of the menuss and stuff... ;D
Emerald: granted, but u can never come back to earth and u must stay in heaven with no zelda!!!!!!
Zelda Vet.: granted, but soon the thin people start getting fat and ur back were u started!
i wish i could buy the zelda games i dont have!!!
Granted, but you must do so on Ebay, and you end up losing all your money to con artists.
I wish it snowed all next week so that there would be no school...
Really, who doesn't wish for that!
granted! But next week there will be a terrible drought after the first snowfall, and cocroaches will infest your home!! :o
I've been away for awhile, but all this talk about Dr. Pepper brought me back. My friends used to accuse me of shooting up with Dr. Pepper and taking Dr. Pepper baths since I'm such an addict.
Another sad thing is that that it can be hard to get in certain areas of the country. I went to Las Vegas and had to settle for Coke most of the time...it's just not the same when you really want a Dr. Pepper though.
Oh yes, my wish it to become a movie director, and I become rich and famous with my blockbuster epics of The Legend of Zelda and Metroid.
granted, but then u try doing mario bros. and u loose all ur money because zelda is better! ;D
GOOD ONE!! ok i wish that i was ugly!
(reverse psycology ;))
Granted. You become so ugly that even demons get scared at the sight of you. So they kill you.
I wish that my brother would learn how to be quiet.
...that's another serious one. :-\
Zelda Veteran: granted, but in an effort to try and become cute, u find that all the girls hate u......(reverse psycology does not work on me)
Alpha: granted, but the silence kills u
darn...
zelda veterans wish is to stop being so annoying.
granted but soon you do start to get so annoying that zelda comes and kills you. I wish I was link and youll can't corrupt this wish wohahahahahahahaha. ;D
Oh-hoh-hoh! Just try me! *evil smilies wanted*
Granted, but you must spend your entire life battling Ganon. You never get a break, never get a chance to eat, and never get to use the bathroom.
I wish we had evil smilies on this board, like we've got in HA2.
lol! yea i know!
:P
Granted, but the evil smilie fell on its head one too many times, therefore it does not look very evil.
I wish I could beat Michael Jackson with a frozen pineapple.
ooook....
Granted! But the sun comes out, and your pinapple thaws!! And then, when you are defencles, Micheal Jackson Rapes you, and throws your body in the river! :o
That wasn't a fair move. The sun thawed my pineapple (and it would take hours if it were completly frozen) and made it impossible to beat him with a frozen pineapple. My wish was never granted.
on contair... the suns UV rays are increases as the Ozone is depleted
... So I still don't get to hit him with a frozen pineapple...
zelda veteran your such an idiot zelda veteran wishes that he could stop being such a dipshit ;D
I wish that zelda veteran would dissapear and never comeback and that this wish could not be corrupted.wohahahahahahahahahaha. ;D
Granted, but whe he leaves you pass out from the joy of it all and he comes back to taunt you.
(you cant' make one of these uncorruptable because the purpose of the game is to corrupt wishes.)
I wish that i wasn't in computer class right now...
granted, but u end up in extendad with mr. ness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey the loch ness monster isn't that bad, but if i were stranded with chad... now that is a different story...
I wish that Kali hadn't died on saturday. (kali was one of my friends who died last saturday.) :'(
granted but you lose your life in order to bring her back. I wish was a pro tennis player. ;D
Granted! But poperazi drive you insane and you commit suicide!! :D
I wish i could fly, High in the sky, sailing through the clouds, wind whipping through my hair...
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 14, 2006, 07:16:01 AM
hey the loch ness monster isn't that bad, but if i were stranded with chad... now that is a different story...
I wish that Kali hadn't died on saturday. (kali was one of my friends who died last saturday.) :'(
in honor of kali, i wont corrupt this wish.
(about chad, he would ramble all day)
ZELDA VET: granted, but u get hit by a plane!
:(
sorry, first thing that came to mind.
i wished i get laid this V-day and NOTHIN
Okay first that is just wrong and second your wish is granted but you wind up getting raped by a man who lives with his mom and you forever get things like that out of your mind(or at least on this post)
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I wish that people weren't such royal buttmonkies times two (and that is a very bad thing.)
:(
granted, but they become royal butt(FILL IN ANIMAL); :-\ :-\ ;D ;D
Im sorry did i say royal buttmonkies times two?
What I meant to say was Royal Buttmunches time 10!!
(beat that DZ!! :P)
royal buttmonkies tmies 854,368,283,198,734,000!
(beat that)
...well you still need to make a wish... oh and your glowy thingy majig didn't work... :D ;D
HAHA! WHAT NOW PF?!?!?!
man do youll hate each other or something like that. Anyways I wish youll would stop arguing.
lol we r good freinds ;D we just stupid like that. (we r sitting next to each other now!) :P
well you still need to make a wish so please do it!!
I wish i had a milk shake... :(
okay I wish I was a pimp. ;D
(zv) granted, but it tastes really nasty
(ez) granted, bbut all the girls think u r a looser
granted, but you get a really ugly girl, and she gives you aids!
ouch....... :)
lol i agree
oh I am going to kick your but so bad zelda veteran. Also I wish zelda veteran would just shut up. :-X ;D
cant we all just get along
wait i'll answer my own question
NO
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whoops the second NO didnt work
no because me and zelda veteran go to the same school and he always calls me meatball and jelly roll. >:(
I wish twilight princess would just be released already...
granted, but it comes out too early so it sucks
I know a kid called meatball but he doesnt mind it
i wish i knew what omni link was talking about.
Granted. You must now go to an insane asylum for the rest of life.
I wish I could get past my writer's block...
granted, but it becomes a writers wall
hey well wish not granted veterancause i have nt a clue what i am talkin bout
lol a writers wall! lol!
ok i wish there was a interdimentional catalyst, that creats a catycalism, and makes Rah mad, the gods get in a fight, and only one will emerge victoriouse.
wtf?
wwhooaa im am so lost hahaha ;D ;D
YES!! A WISH THAT CANNOT BE CORRUPTED BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS!! I WIN!! I WIN!! ;D ;D
granted, but after a interdinentional catalyst comes the catycalism goes wrong, Rah goes against u, the gods all die from the fight, and noone emerges victorious.
HAHAHA!
shit....
lol. well hurry up!
lol, crazies... :o :o
I wish legend of zelda would go on forever..
i am not gona corupt that one! ::)
wow couple more of theese and ill be hitting on every one here
or puke which ever :-X
okay so i will.
granted but in nintendo's awsomeness they never run out of ideas and no one is tortured in that fact.
i wish that i knew why that one kid ate a cd case...
im with u on that one.....
mmmhmm... ???
HA! instead of wishing a wish no one will understand, i decided to wish for one that no one wants to corrupt! lol.
granted, but in this game, someone ends up corupting it :-\
i wish for no hangovurs
that is the point of it isn't it...
lol
i wish i knew when my level wood go from 2 stars to 3 sturs
granted, but you wont know until it happens.
i wish i wasn't totally tired right now.
omni link: granted (hangovers), but you discover that the common cures for hangovers have become sold out all over the world.
pf: granted, but when u go to bed and wake up in the mornign, ur still tired
"no matter what you do in life to stop it from sucking, you still fail miserably in one form or another."
"Life sucks, so get over it"
"Life sucks but it decides to go on and torture us anyway."
all by me and my freinds.
o h crap i ment
Iwish i would know when my level will cange to 3 stars
can any 1 tell me
sorry cant help you there.
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 16, 2006, 06:38:35 PM
"no matter what you do in life to stop it from sucking, you still fail miserably in one form or another."
"Life sucks, so get over it"
"Life sucks but it decides to go on and torture us anyway."
all by me and my freinds.
"god makes our lives suck because his doesnt and never has suck so he wants to see what it is like by taking it out on us."
i wish i had my sp......
tru dat.
i dont even know...
ill figure it ot eventuly
Im not even sure waht they are talking about anymore...
DZ: Granted, but you find that your neighbor's dog chewed it up and then her sister lost that too (you know what im talking about ipod in orlando...)
i wish that my ankle didn't hurt right now... :P
granted! but when your ankle is better, you jump for joy and sprain the other one.
I wish that i knew what to wish for...
good one, didn't think of that.
granted, but as soon as something good pops up you forget it because someone drops something on you hard enough to make you forget... (yea that one kind of sucked.)
wish i was bette at this...
Granted! But the granter does not know what betta m,eans, and mistakenly makes you worse!
darn, don't really think thats possible though.
hmm... wish i hadn't run out of wishes like three days ago...
Granted! You ran out of wishes like 2 days ago!
lol!!! not sure what to say to that one, so ill just keep laughing.
I wish my sister wasnt stuck up!
granted, but instead of being stuck up she becomes plain old fashoned snobby!
I wish my brother wasn't a jerk
Granted! but then he becomes a yank
what exactly is a yank? ive never heard that one? ???
no a jerk is when you stop suddenly and jerk forward.
A yank is when some one tugs you really hard
ahh. blonde moment sorry. lol that was good though. I was like what the hell is a yank...
I wish more people were on!!
seriously. this is begining to remind me of yesterday.
Okay, wish granted, ZV. But there are so many people online that they reply to messages even faster than you do, and soon you realize that you can't keep up with them.
I wish...my brother would stop hogging the KOTOR 2 disc. Yes, we finally got KOTOR 2 this morning, and I still can't wait to play it! ;D ;D ;D
Granted, but the reason your brother stops hogging it is because it breaks in half.
KoToR 2 is awesome. I wish I had force powers.
granted but the power is too great for your puny body to controll and you explode.
I wish someone from Nintendo would secretly give me a early copy of the Twilight Princess.
granted, but after you have played it for 22 minutes and 37 seconds it wipes out the game and destroys all of your equipment.
i wish that i had a button that would do all of your homework for you when you press it.
granted but the copy is 2 gliched up 2 play.
I wish I did not live
Granted but you die of bordem.
I still wish i had the magic button that would do all of my homework;
granted! but it does all of your home work wrong.
darn... worth a shot though!! ;D
I wish for the best tasting most unbreakable candy in the UNIVERSE!!
granted but coz it's so delish your sis wants a lick.....
i wish i could look and be like medli! :D
Granted! but hunting season openes and your screwed!
jesus!!!!!!!! to the medli mobile! :D
lol!!!
i should put that in a say wat...lol
lol
i wish i had presidents day off... :-\
Granted, but you lose your Summer Vacation.
I wish the FCAT didn't exist. That's the assessment test for the state of Florida, by the way.
Granted, but its existance is what got your mom so stressed out she did it with your dad, and it doesent exist anymore! your essence is erased from time. ;D
I really wish you hadn't said that.
granted! But then your previouse wish was ignored.
Man, I wish he hadn't said it either. It makes kids look at thier parents differantly... :o :( ... gross...
hahahahhaahhahhahahaaha!! i got a little raw there didnt i? dont forget they were kids jut like us! and you know how some of us are... ;D
din help us all......... :P
i wish TP wasent delayed AGAIN!
granted! TP comes out tomorrow! but nobody is prepared, and everyone rushes to get it! many accidents happen all over the highway! 200 car pile ups! angry mobs! the KKK! everything goes haywire!! were all gonna die!!!
dam.........
well... that kind of ruins my plan for world domination with the help of my undead minions.
I wish that none of that happened so that i could still take over the world with my undead warriors... :o
granted, but ur undead minions die. ;D
undead minions cant die. they are kind of dead already. vampires, zombies, you know taht kind of thing... Blondie. ;D
i wish that the moon was accesible by all, and made of all diff. kinds of cheeses, with craters filled with tea to drink.
Oh ya, and undead minions cant die, they could live, but the would loose the ability to be immortal, and thier "superhuman" abilities...tisk tisk tisk Omelete!
i wish that i could do geometry
i just failed a test
??? ???
granted but then you forget how to do geometry.
I wish that I was a ladies man. ;D 8)
granted- but u also attract ur mother
i wish all the men in the world dissapeared so it is just me and 3 billion women ;D
Giggidy, giggidy,Giggidy, giggidy
p.s- thats from family guy
granted! But they are all diseased and ugly!
OOC: Glen Quagmire i know.
ilikecrackers: granted, but the cheese is moldy, and the tea sucks. ;D
fine, i wish that crack wasnt eligle, and u could buy it in flavors.
o: omldy cheese, blah
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
um....ok............
granted, but then it becomes illigal, and all the tons u have in ur house get u in jail 4 the rest of ur life
DZ knows what i am doing...
I wish that I could miraculasly get 16 posts in two minutes...
granted , but to get the 16 posts you sell ur soul to the devil and have ur eyeballs boilded out and ***** grated with a cheese grater... etc :o :o :'(
eew.............please don't do that.
i wish i could see into the future....
i already know wat it's gonna be.....but tell me anyway
Granted! But you see yourself wedged between to gears inside Big Ben.
SEE , didnt no what it was gona b
or did she???? I wish Stewie was king
( Stewie From Family Guy)
Granted, but he sends you to the slave mines.
wow he would do that 4 me!!!
hahaha! I wish I was king!
Granted, but everyone hates the way you rule and rebels. Plus, instead of downright killing you, they torture you for the rest of your life with non-stop tickling!
Wow. I can really act corrupted...*Evil smilies wanted*
I wish I had no homework ever again!
then u turn into a dumbass and eat your own fecies(sh*t) cos u think its chocolate
granted, but without homework to torture us with, teachers become even more crueller to us and make us stay at school for another 5 hours! :'(
I wish that it hadn't rained today.
granted but it rains every other day I wish I wish Family Guy meets the Simpsons already came out
granted, but you buy it from someone who stole it and you get put in jail so you can't watch it.
i wish that someone else would make a wish.
granted but no 1 will anwser it
I wish Brian was not killed by eating chocolate out of the trash (Stewie Griffin: the untold story)
granted, but he dies because he eats something he thinks is chocolate.
I wish that i had some mexican food to eat...
granted but u become allergic
I wish ppl would b just like Stewie
darn...
granted, but thier become too many babies running around trying to conquer the world so they decide to turn on the original.
I wish i wasn't allergic to mexican food. (i really want a burrito)
granted but the mexican food is all wiped out and they 4get how 2 make it all
... cant think of a response...
i wish i could
granted but then u 4get again
I wish i had power over teachers
granted, but all of the principals in the world get jealous and hunt you down.
i wish murder wasnt illegal...
granted but u get stabed 4 times in the heart the cockroach from Family Guy comes and cuts u up real good ur head gets choped off and u die after all that happens so u feel it
I wish I could never die
(sry went a little over kill there)
no prob. i love me some morbidity. ;D
granted but you get so bored of life because they cancel family guy and you have no reason to live so you try to commit suicide and find that you can't. (sorry i went overkill too)
I wish that my coach wasn't a b***h.
granted, but her assistant coach becomes one!
I wish we had evil smileys here like on HA2.
granted, but u use them to scare others and get banned
good one
I wish your number of posts would go down to one!
(kudos to jack)
granted, but the system backfired, and it happens 2 u instead!
(u wont win a wish because i will find a way to corrupt it...BWAHAHAHA!)
i wish wishes took five parahgraphs to corrupt. ;D
granted, but each sentence is really boring. people will make sentences because they are bored. it will take up room on the thread. it will also take a while to write.
when people write 5 paragraphs, they give long explinations about nuthin. they go on and on. they never stop for any reason. they want to annoy you.
in these 5 paragrapghs, people will explain every last detail to you, whether u like it or not. they will go on and on. ur eyes will be glued to the computer screen, reading every word. ull get headaches.
also, u will get sick of reading. u will do bad in english because u cant read well since u read too much on the computer. u will fall and have to take it again. ur parents will be mad.
by the time u write these 5 paragraphs, ur fingers will hurt. u would waste precious time. half ur day could be writing one post. the world could end. plus, i proved u wrong and corrupted this wish.
so in the end, ur wish is granted but can cause the world major damage. ;D
wow... i cant believe you went through with that...
I WISH FOR AN UNCORUPTABLE WISH!!!!!!!!! :D
u dont know me very well.......
granted, but since that is an impossible statement, becaus eot have and uncorruptable wish, u must wish for somthing! :P
fine i wish for nothing...
granted, but u end up alone, with no freinds, school, people u know, no zelda, video games, or anythin. ur r just there.
:-\thats not even funny.
u were the one who wish for nuthing. sry, i had to corupt it
i wish tht you didnt have to wait 6 months to get ur drivers license
granted but as soon as you get it, you are driving and see a fit girl walking down the street and BAM!jk ;)
omni: granted, but the first day u get it u either:
a) hit a parked car an run from it (my aunt did this her first day with a license)
b) run a red light and crash (my dad did this his first day with a license)
c) get pulled over because ur license isnt valid, ur parents did not sign forms, and insurance is not valid. u end up in court. (my mom did this her first day with a license)
d) all of the above
(ur pick!)
wow your family kinda sucks at driving huh?
everyone is afraid of my future. 8) they say the worst that could happen is im caught w/crack....... :(
hey i thought that we had gone over this. you will never be caught with crack because i told you the good hiding places... jk. ;D
u freakin idiot....u just announced what we had....gosh! (lol ;D)
back on topic...
I wish that i was caught up in class or maybe even ahead so i can just go home for one week and just relax and not worry about school stuff at all. :'( :-[
granted, but it turns out u misseed a month instead, and go 2 summer school (sry, i had 2)
:'(i think im gonna... :'(... no i cant... *whispers*... or at least not infrontof yous guys... :'( *tear* I don't think i like you so much anymore... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
sry, the first thing that came 2 mind. but if i wished that, u know u would say that 2 me
so very true... *wipes away the unforgiving tears*
okay your turn to make a wish.
i wish that this particualar post has the most pages
( hey help me out try to keep this comin )
granted, but then someone comes and theres gets more ;D
sounds ok but its still up there
Someone wish for something.
i ran out of wishes like a week ago!!
i wish for a.......potatoe ??? :-\
granted but i come and steal it and then hurl a tomatoe at you.
i wish i could think of wish!
granted but it's a crap one!
i wish i could play medli's harp! :D
granted but you break before learning a song
i wish i had the master sword to smite my enemys
granted but you end up slashing your tv practising new moves
wow , these corruptions have realy gone downhill.
i wish i could go to hyrule
granted, but you don't have links amazing skills so you die immediatly.
I wish that i hadn't taken a tennis ball to the temple this morning. :(
granted but then someone was play ing a game of tennis and Lost their ball
and offered $500 for the 1st person to get them a ball
lol ;)
I wish for more smilies above the screen where you type your post :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
granted but one of them if tingle and.......you've suffered enough :-X
lol I wish Tingle was never created.
then u cant read the triforce maps in WW and ganon takes over the world an eats you
woah.... :o
lol! never though of it that way. And I never knew ganon was a cannibal. lol! I wish the tri force maps were legible, and tingle was never created.
granted but his brothers are still here....
im cool with his bros. They are not evil dictators.
good point
granted, but instead of tingle u get a 45 year old man who thinks he is princess zelda :-X :-X :-X :-X
argggghh!!!!!
a cross-dressing tingle!
alright
i wish for Link to talk more on the Games
CORRUPTED! plain and simple. Ilike the games better when link doesent talk. It's just one of the many traits that makes Zelda different from some other games. And when he does talk, you go def, and blind, from too much Video games, Too much computer, and too much sun starring contests.
omni: granted, but the game sucks bcause he talks too much like navi.
i wish i wasnt an idiot :o
granted, but you become a moron
i wish i had.....a....harp! ;D
granted.....but the wire/string snaps and whips ur eyes out. 8)
ok i wish i had all zelda games and could beat them 2
granted, but after u beat each game, ur memory screws up every time so u have to do it again and again and again and again andagain and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and...u get it!!!! ;D\
i wish for it to be april!!!
yes but it rains so much in april That it floods Everything in its path taking your home and everything u own with it
........................NOT COOL!!!!!! MY ZELDA STUFF WOULD B GONE!
YEA corrupting stuff hurts others
sometimes yea.
well, I wish everyone on this site thanked Jack for making it what it is today!
Thank you Jack for making this site what it is!
Try to corrupt that one!! *laughs* ;D
granted........then his ego grew and he got Big Headed (literaly) untill his head exploded. then jack couldnt Mod the site and everyone spammed their hearts out.
and then we all went insane and killed ourselves under a mountain of spam , conversations and 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
Quote from: Lokes on March 01, 2006, 05:27:26 AM
well, I wish everyone on this site thanked Jack for making it what it is today!
Thank you Jack for making this site what it is!
Try to corrupt that one!! *laughs* ;D
i wont corrupt this one
Thanks Jack
he's cool^.^
i wish i was the Adminastrator HAHA
granted but i will endlessly spam!mwahahahaha!
Noooooo!!!!!!!
not spam
i wish for popcorn!! im hungry
granted but i will come and take half! ;)
i wish i was....sheik!
granted , but then Zelda vetarain would keep calling u a man and ud have 2 kick his ass
isn't a good thing? to kick his ass i mean?
yeh , but it isnt good for him , hed be beaten up by a girl ;)
it would be in female history ;)
Granted, but you'd be a male sheikah and you couldn't change to Medli, and you would forever be a guy!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why would it be good to kick my ass? :-\ and i would have to take it, because i would never hit a woman.
cant say the same about peter griffin though... Watch the clip in my signiture that says fight scene lemon somthin like that.
Crazy shit.... Sheik's a man sheik's a man.....
WHat? I didn't say anything *Sheik's a maN!*
heik is a woman ;D
baltently a woman
grrrr.......... >:( >:( >:( >:(
I wish that morons would stop thinking that Shiek is male... I am totally making this wish uncorruptable... :P
SHIEK IS TOTALLY A DUDE!!! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT!! DONT MAKE ME GET HIROSHI MIYAMOTO HIMSELF TO MARCH OVER HERE AND GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIT!! lol. no seriously i will >:(
I'm sorry, but I have to agree with Pyrgusfinn and the rest. Sheik = woman.
I mean, it's a simple Transitive Property of Equality:
Zelda = Woman, Shiek = Zelda, therefore, Shiek = Woman.
It's simple math, folks. Shiek has to be a woman. I proved it with a property. So there!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/230843
THIS SHOWS LINKS CONFUSION!!!! WATCH IT!!!!!
take all shiek stuff too the shiek forum.
and geez ZV- look at all the posts and stuff thats PROVES you wrong.
if u belive newgrounds , then i' d believe SSB:melee which clearly says SHES A WOMAN!
that movie was so funny! it shows that us decent women do not like men's attitude to touching......
and if sheik was a man then why didn't she/he sound like a man in the film? huh?
i wish for a Zelda movie and i be LINK
yea
i'd be:
zelda
sheik
medli
malon
any of the four ;D
YAY
no corroption
plz try to
k.......
i wish i could voice one of the four characters i listed in my last post when a zelda movie is being made!
granted, but they figure out that instead u have the voice 2 b tingle :o
i wish for a cookie!!!!!!(im reeeeally bored yall)
granted but zelda veteran eats it. ;D
Quote from: DarkZelda on March 09, 2006, 06:26:51 PM
granted, but they figure out that instead u have the voice 2 b tingle :o
i wish for a cookie!!!!!!(im reeeeally bored yall)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
that would suck!! :o
....................................
make a wish howl! :)
I wish It was the end of the world!
I wish that Twilight Princess would come out SOON, and by "soon," I mean not in eight months! >:(
granted, but navi is in it.
She is!? :D
ok after alot of thinking I WISH THAT WE ALL HAD TWILIGHT PRINCESS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
YES!!!!
granted!!!!!!!!!!!!
the ethereal realm supports thee!
Quotethe ethereal realm supports thee!
EVERYONE supports thee! ;D
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA! ;D
I WISH THIS GAME HAD A POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for Twilight Prinsess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I knew why you said that, Ganon. 8)
granted
............Cause....... :'(
sorry
What makes you say that TP doesn't have a point?
he means don't get ya hopes up
That's kind of impossible to do that; this is practically the most anticipated game of the year! :o
No I Wish this internet game hada point the wish game
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh ;D
yes every1 please get back to corrupt a wish. the mods are away (as you may have guessed) so im in chrage
Sorry! :)
NOT IF I CRUSH YOU ;D
yes , because then i would just lock all the topics uve ever been on and delete your file ;D
get back to corupting those wishes m8tys
For the record, Ganon was the one who said that, not me.
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 12, 2006, 12:58:04 PM
For the record, Ganon was the one who said that, not me.
Just picken dude ;D now back to the game i wish for a monkey ;D
I WISH DAT DAN_THE_MAN COULD PROVE HE WAS IN CHARGE
Quote from: Howl on March 12, 2006, 01:11:28 PM
I WISH DAT DAN_THE_MAN COULD PROVE HE WAS IN CHARGE
then i go totaly admin on ur ass , ban you and u go howling 2 ur mum
hahahahahahahahahah........and ha ;D
Ooooo...we would not do well there... :(
Yep ;D
*GROWLS* I DON'T HAVE PARENTS
Ouch.
YEAH IT HURTS
Hang in there! :)
but u sed ur parents grounded you in a earlyer post
Quote from: Howl on March 12, 2006, 12:48:38 PM
hey i don't care i get on da internet when my parents r gone 8)
dont lie! espech when it is about something like ur parents being dead!!
thats just evil.
wat i ment waz dat they don't listen 2 me, o well and sorry dan ;D 8)
I wish Life was more like Zelda times W/ adventures and stuff
b carful wat u wish 4 ;D
Yeah cause ganon will crush you . i wish that to
Yes but like Zelda games
gannon will get hims A$$ kicked
;D
again i wish dat every1 had Twilight Princess ;D
Quoteagain i wish dat every1 had Twilight Princess
Now, THAT is a wish that everyone wants granted!
Trust me. ;)
i think about every1 along with me
Yep.Omni Link in tp i wont get my A$$ kicked. hahahahahahahaha.....and ha ;D
Why don't we cross that bridge when we get to it? ;)
ALRIGHT :'(
I didn't mean it that way, dude. :-\
Quote from: Howl on March 14, 2006, 02:06:20 PM
again i wish dat every1 had Twilight Princess ;D
Sounds good, but if everyone had one, then nobody would have to buy it, and Nintendo wouldn't make any money off it, this would be a big financial blow to them, and they would stop producing Zelda games altogether...
Quote from: LtCmd.Lore on March 19, 2006, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: Howl on March 14, 2006, 02:06:20 PM
again i wish dat every1 had Twilight Princess ;D
Sounds good, but if everyone had one, then nobody would have to buy it, and Nintendo wouldn't make any money off it, this would be a big financial blow to them, and they would stop producing Zelda games altogether...
( then they would make a cheap imatation like zelda but its crap)
NOOOOOOOO!! >:(
that would suck
i cant live without zelda
no seriously i cant
I cant Either!!!!!!!!
I can. *Shrug*
I WISH TP WOULD COME OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: DarkZelda on March 22, 2006, 07:56:36 AM
I WISH TP WOULD COME OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the game comes out u get it and its
not translated into english yet HAHAHA
So i would still play it
You wouldn't get the storyline, though. What's the point of witnessing awesome gameplay if there isn't a storyline to back it up?
The Action ;D
Do you not care about the storylines? They help the entire series go 'round!
i agree story lines are great
and u woundnt be alble to read how to use stuff but u'd enentualy figure it out
That's a good point; although, we probably wouldn't have that problem if Nintendo didn't delay it a second time... >:(
Cosmo, Wanda! I wish that I had a giant laser that will blow Nintendo up!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wow... this certainly has gotten lame hasn't it?
I wish this wasn't such a bummer! :'(
I wish that our wishes would come true.
WISHES COME TRUE
......nope nothin well cant blame a guy 4 trying
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wow thats alot of words
Slightly weird Howl... But whatever you do MagmarFire don't blow up Nintendo. Then there would be no Zelda ever again, no one would ever get to see TP after such a long wait and my life would end in a suicidal act of depression and bottled up anger!
Quote from: Davros on April 04, 2006, 05:48:12 PM
Slightly weird Howl... But whatever you do MagmarFire don't blow up Nintendo. Then there would be no Zelda ever again, no one would ever get to see TP after such a long wait and my life would end in a suicidal act of depression and bottled up anger!
it may have been weird, but i was board out of my mind
I hope you copy and pasted all those quotes because otherwise you have far too much spare time on your hands.
nope, I just pressed the quote button
Quote from: Davros on April 04, 2006, 05:48:12 PM
Slightly weird Howl... But whatever you do MagmarFire don't blow up Nintendo. Then there would be no Zelda ever again, no one would ever get to see TP after such a long wait and my life would end in a suicidal act of depression and bottled up anger!
Well, what can I say? They've been asking for it ever since they delayed it for the FIRST time (even though it really is for the best).
Back on topic, it'd be pretty cool if Link had a voice actor. I've heard that Nintendo MIGHT give Link a few lines.
I wish TP would come out
QuoteI wish TP would come out
How many times to date was that wish wished?
Only a several million times. Or did you meant in this topic? ;D
I wish for a wish for my wish to wish for. ;D
Ugh... my brain hurts...! :-\
I wish me and Magmar could be voice actors for the new people(characters) in Kingdom Hearts 3
I wish Narnia would be a world in KH3! ;D
And I wish I was the head writer of KH3!
(In which case I would indeed add Narnia as a world ;) )
[size=10]PERFECT![/size]
Now, I can declare the White Witch a victim of the Keyblade! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D <--Highlight me for emotional drama!
i want the new super smash bros
EXELENT
holy cow! I cant believe this thread is still going!! wowness! Granted, but it explodes in your hands and you get shrapnal in the eye!
I wish I didn' have to take my EOC next week!
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on May 26, 2006, 01:56:16 PM
holy cow! I cant believe this thread is still going!! wowness! Granted, but it explodes in your hands and you get shrapnal in the eye!
I wish I didn' have to take my EOC next week!
I know, this topic is older then dirt man, it's older then Medli and the date of when she got banned
I wish those stupid Chinese communists would switch towards democracy.
granted
I wish that ReDead never existed. :-\
granted, but they're all replaced with tingle instead.
I wish there was no such thing as Tingle and Redeads
Even better, Howl! :D
I wish Vaati was in Twlight princess! ;D
Tee hee! Why didn't I think of that...? ;D
Quote from: Aero on May 29, 2006, 02:03:46 PM
I wish Vaati was in Twlight princess! ;D
I wish that that wasent so and redead where back an I was King or Hyrule and that i was on TP
I grant the Vatti part of it, and you are in it
Now I wish i was king of hyrule
I'm not granting that
Then I grant it
i wish yu were all dead. :D
I'm dead already
I guess that makes you that much harder to kill, then, right? ;)
Yup. 3 thats harder to kill.
Hey, if you can't die, then blow up Nintendo. Hey, if there're police, then there would still be no worries; you can't die, right?
thats a bad idea. no nintendo = no TP! :o
Okay... Blow Nintendo up AFTER TP comes out! ;)
what about any future zelda games
Take the section of the staff that makes the Zelda games hostage, THEN blow up Nintendo.
how about we leave poor old japan alone?
Hey, you're the Hero of the Revolution! You backin' down already!?
I wish i had a lot of money... :(
Granted.
I wish that TP had over 100 hours of gameplay... (HEHEHE!)
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 03:11:04 PM
Hey, you're the Hero of the Revolution! You backin' down already!?
the revolution is not against nintendo. I'm not sure what the revolution is about, but its not about nintendo
Oh, well. Cool title, though. ;)
I wish Fascists (including governments with very similar ideas) weren't in America.
I wish all humans were killled by a giant sand worm. :D ;D
:o You guys aren't corrupting the wishes! They're supposed to backfire on the wisher!
Granted, but your slaves will be eaten also.
I wish Tingle could live forever.
Granted, but he always annoys you and lives in your house. :o I wish Goron Mountain in Holodrum (Oracle of Seasons game) was warmer.
Granted, but it will smell like an army of AK cats died in there. And good job, Whocares. That really did backfire on me. I was trying to make it so Tingle would die.
I wish I had a penny.
Granted, but it's conterfit, goro.
I am a horrible artist. ;)
I wish I was a deku scrub.
Granted, but then you could burn easily.
I wish my dogs owned a printing press.
Granted, but they'd then fool people using propaganda into thinking other people stole their money. I wish I killed Hitler.
Granted, but the undoing of the space-time continuum would erase you from time.
I wish my senior key was the master key to every lock that was ever made and will be made.
Granted, but that would cause the U.S. government to go all over the country to look for you and put you under arrest for breaking and entering. ;)
I wish that TP wouldn't come out soon.
Granted. It'll come out when we're all dead.
I tried that kind of wishing before. It doesn't work. ;)
I wish my next wish won't come true.
Granted; your previous wishes came true. ;)
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 08:45:10 AM
Granted, but the undoing of the space-time continuum would erase you from time.
I wish my senior key was the master key to every lock that was ever made and will be made.
I'm not German, so I couldn't have been erased, goro. Good luck next time, goro. I wish I really was a Goron.
Granted, but you would be Biggoron, so you can't go anywhere. Also, even though you're not German, going back in time and killing Hitler may erase you from time anyways. There is an effect called the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly flaps it wings in Tokyo, and a storm rises up in New York. Changing one little thing in the past can have drastic effects in the present.
Getting back to the game, I wish Nintendo hired Howard Shore to work along side with Koji Kondo.
Granted, but right after they join a bomb explodes and kills them. I wish I had an army of tripods that would always work and nothing could backfire and they were indestructable and I would stay in one forever and have all the things I need or want in their. Also, not even this game or anything else could make something go wrong and make it bad. Beat that, goro.
:o You killed the man behind The Lord of the Rings soundtrack!
Granted, but you forgot to account for the power of Hi no Seijin. I go back in time and pull off any amazing sequence of events that lead to you sitting on the self destruct button. All within what history has already told us, so the present is unchanged. ;D
I wish for Whocares to be resurrected after he blows himself up. ;)
Granted, but I'm a zombie and eat your brains for desert.
Granted, but they were poisoned because of that show he watched on TV.
I wish that I were the best gamer in the world! ;D
Granted, but you lost that title when you die. ;D
Whocares, you can't get past my Barrier of Light as a zombie. ;)
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but nothing else you wish for will come true.
I wish I could finish my cola.
Granted, but it's flat since you left it out for so long.
Well, there's no point for me to make a wish now. ;D
LOL! Funny, man! ;D
Anyway, I wish my computer(s) would start working properly.
Granted, but everyone else's stopped working, so they're all mobbing you for your computer(s). ;D
I wish I could come back into the game. ;D
Granted, but you got out of your house, and, therefore, got trampled by the mob.
I wish I could use Thundaga magic. ;D
Granted, but you forget how to use it 2 seconds after you read this reply is posted. I wish Sesame Street characters would fight each other and die.
Granted, but they'd reincarnate and join Tingle's army. ;D
I wish thunderstorms never existed!
Granted, but toddlers would take over the world in a fight of rage.
I wish I could find some one adept in using Lightning Magic.
Granted, but the person locks you in a closet and spreads bad rumors about you.
Granted, but you accidentally zap yourself in the process of casting.
I wish I had one more dollar. ;D
Granted, but I get a hundred more than you do. And the first thing I always learn is how to not hurt myself with my own magic. ;D
I wish I was the foremost expert on something.
Granted, but a jelous terrorist shoots you.
Granted, but it was at inadvertantly helping Tingle. ;)
I wish my cat were no longer evil.
Granted, but all of your other pets turn evil.
I wish Navi would kill Tingle. Finally, she would be of some use. ;)
Granted, but Navi then kills you. I wish for cereal and milk.
Granted, but you choke on it and die.
Thank you alex. ;)
I wish I knew some more Zelda fans at my school.
Granted, but they are kidnapped by Tingle.
That's okay. I'll save them. ;D
I wish Sheik was my ally. Also, I wish nothing could mess up the wishes on this post no matter what happens.
I wish Tingle didn't know illegal ninja moves from the government!
Granted, but...wait, I don't want to corrupt that. You don't mind if I don't, do you?
I wish it would be August already.
I DEFINITELY wouldn't mind! ;D
Granted, but we'd have beards by then... Am I being too soft?
My beard would be thin enough to shave it as I normally do.
I kinda wish you never told me that. :-\ LOL!
Nothing wrong with shaving. ;)
I wish this game would continue like it should. Unless it's moved to the Chatboard, where you'd think it would be.
i wish you guys would check out my post called "The Funnies" and then post some more!
Granted, but before we do the topic gets locked. I wish Evilbob would tell me how he got that whole Hero of the Revolution on his profile.
I wish Vaati was real! ;D
Granted, but he kills everyone. I wish I had more goldfish.
Granted, but they become my dinner. ;D
I wish I didn't have to do anything for school until I graduate (which is in two weeks ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ).
Granted, but you'll have tons of homework to do over the summer! *puts horror music on*
I wish my cat could talk!
granted, but it takes over the world by freaking everybody out.
(bty, did u know the creator of this thread has not been on latly?)
i wish school was out
Granted, but then in a couple months you have to go back (sigh)
I wish someone would turn up on my doorstep and give me a billion 100 pound notes. :D
Granted, but then you get robed and become poor.. (again) jk jk
What homework? I'm out of school. ;D
I wish I didn't have a wish.
Can't grant that; merely wishing that you had no wish counts as a wish. ;)
I wish Jack killed Tingle already. ;D
Granted, but Tingle's ghost would haunt Jack, and then Jack wouldn't be able to work on TDC (sorry Jack :-\ ).
I wish I culd spel currectly when Im on teh cuhpooter.
Granted, but you loose all of your memories in the process, so nothing is gained.
I wish I could apologize to Jack for the kill Tingle wish.
Granted, but Jack goes in a mad rage when he realizes u did that to him and smashes everything in sight, including you.
I wish everytime I saw something I wanted, I got it
Granted, but they're all defective.
I wish I had heat vision!
Granted, but you lose all perception of depth.
I wish I had two dollars to buy everything in the world with.
Granted, but massive deflation occurs, causing everyone to buy what you wanted.
I wish I had my perception of depth back.
Granted, but you wish your old wish and lose it again!!!
I wish I had a cool avatar like alex.
Granted, but your personal signature would be messed up.
I wish I could play Age of Mythology.
See alex, I told you it was good.
awwwwwwwww thank you
i adore my fans
autographs anyone?
hey i could find you guys some cool icons...
just tell me what your lookin for...
I would take an autograph but it would only be internet.
i wish i didnt have a sunburn...
ouchie :(
hey!!! i found some avatars for you!!!
I wish we didn't have nose bones.
Granted but a disease that was scared of ur nose bones came and ate your nose from the inside! :P
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!
Granted, but the flowers had pollen in them in which EVERYONE was allergic to.
I wish I knew everything! ;D
Granted but your brain explode with all the knowledge ;D
I wish I had enough energy to dance all night and all Day ;)
Granted, but you get an energy crash from using all of that energy.
I wish that TP wouldn't come out soon! ;D
Granted, but then an army of Links hunted you down.
I wish I had the mp3 player I wanted!
Granted, but it turned out to be an MP1 player, which is the most defective on on the market.
I wish I had more people to beat in SSBM! ;D
Granted, but then they get better from all the practice and beat you!!! hehehe
I wish I could Fly
Granted, but then you get hit by an airplane
i wish i was famous!! * ;D *
Granted, but you were famous for movies, of the sinister kind heeheehee jk
I wish I could be bothered to read the DaVinci code instead of just watchin the film!
Davinci code is geee but gra......naah
dont tell me that you need to visit the rehab center again ganon...
naah Davinci Code is stupid
Quote from: x*TwilightZelda*x on June 05, 2006, 11:39:47 AM
Granted, but you were famous for movies, of the sinister kind heeheehee jk
I wish I could be bothered to read the DaVinci code instead of just watchin the film!
no comment
(no comment either)
ooooooooo i have a wish!!!
i wish ganon would SHUTUP!!!
Never!!!!!!!!!! >:( ;D
then i will make you!!!
Gotta catch me first ;D
ready set go!!!!
im gunna getcha!!!
Now i am flying!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha......and ha
now i am flying
tag ur it!!!!!!!!
NOW SHUTUP!!!!!!!
ok :'(
aww im sorrwy :'(
its ok ;D
but.... your still it!!!
(takes of running)
gotcha ;D
darn!
Runs away!!!
hey!!!
im gunna getcha!!!
(Trips and falls in a dich)
OH NO!!
(cant stop quick enough and falls in the ditch aswell)
zzzzzzzzz........back on topic back on topic........zzzzzzz
awwwwwwww shhhh!! he's sleeping!!
I wish i didnt fall in the dich........zzzzzzz
at least you have me here with you!!! ;D
zzzzzzzz.......AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! its 06/06/06 ;D
o you know you would rather be with me in this stupid ditch than anyone else...
.........definatley not evilbob..... ;D
hey i think theres an echo in here... in here
HELLLOOOOOOOO ELLLLOOOOO
hehe he
Ok.......
its fun try it!
......HULLO........HULLO......it is mocking me...it is mocking me.....STOP IT......STOP IT....I WILL CRUSH U....I WILL CRUSH U......I AM A IDIOT......UR A IDIOT....i give up
seeee?
ok uhh... now what do we do...
we are all alone in the dark!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SOME ONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!
God you two get a room ;)
(throws in a hookshot and ambles off)
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY WE R OUT....(The bridge colaps)I wish i had help
freeeeeeeedom!
We fell back in!!!! except every body in TDC fell in >:(
great... just great...
I want out wait a minute i can fly ;D i wish that concreat coverd the ditch
DO YOU WANT US TO DIE!!!!
(because personally i dont)
To late I WIN hahahahahahahahaha.....and ha
not really cus you died...
I am immortal
then i shall test this...
i hope your ready!
ok
i shall do my pom rutine for you and see if you survive! hit it!
ahhhh it burns :-[
(music still on)
whew I made it ;D
ok ok next challenge...
whatch alllll episodes of queer eye for the strait guy
with me!!!
dontcha just love marathons<3
He1111111111 nooooooo
then you give up?
hah your not immortal!
I WIN!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN
too bad i really wanted to do the next challenge after that...
What was the next challenge ???
you would have to face...
MY GIRLISH CHARMS!
you would've failed that one too.
no i woudnt have >:(
oh really (sexy girlish voice)
Yep ;D
(runing fingers my through beautiful hair)
hmmmm......zzzzzzzzz
you know you like it :-*
dont make me go get the permanent marker...
Ok ok no peminet marker
good
very good
no what??
yeessss?
Now what
I HATE MARY BETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, i have much hatered...
deep deep deep deep deep inside of me
Let it out at her ;D
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I COULD GO BACK TO 5TH GRADE ID DO MORE THAN PUNCH HER IN THE JAW! AND I TELL THOSE STUPID COUNCILING PEOPLE TO GO TO HE11! SHE IS SUCH A SNOB! I HAAAAAATTTEE HER!!!!
ok i feel better :)
o i guess you kinda dont know what im talking about..
whoops
if you want me to tell you its a long story...
........(no comment)....
well do you want to know?
.......ok :-\
(takes big breath)
mary beth went to my elementary school
she slaped me on the cheek...
i punched her in the jaw...
we had to go to bully counciling for 3 whole weeks!
it sucked.
then in 7nth grade she told every one i messed up at pom tryouts. (which i didnt)
i made it!
and then i made it on to the competitive pom team!
oooooooo i HHHHAAATE HER!
zzzzzz......ok ;D
dont mess with me...
im a tough chick
.......Ok then...
anyways...
I wish more people would show up
you mean... sniff sniff* you dont li... lik... like me! :'(
More degavo naah its not that
so you do like me! :D
.......(no comment)......
i always knew it...
.......(NO COMMENT)......
yes, you could so totally tell...
hmmmmmmmm.........i hardley know u ;D
i dont even know your name! gasp! but you know mine! your one sly one... - -
hahahahahahahahahahaha........and ha
(evil girly laugh)
muah hah ha ha!
Bye bye ;D
huh?
You two seem to have a way of doing this to topics here. You two just casually talking back and forth for pages of posts.
Guys, what the hell? You have like five pages of convo-posting. There is no excuse in getting that off topic. Go to the Chatboard; it is there for a reason.
Yea, to the chatboard.
You guys are pracyicaly pushing them out! ::)
im sorry :(
if you hadnt noticed already, i looove to talk ;D
Well, then you should try to use PMs. They're actually very convenient. ;)
Now, I wish war never existed.
ok, Granted, poof! your gone!
but then you reapear on the other side of the room
I wish poisonous spiders never existed! ;D
Granted, but then every other bug becomes poisonisssssss! ahhhhh
I wish that everyone will ease up
Granted, but you will have a sugar rush.
I wish my sister would proofread my story more often...!
Granted i wish u had a big head
Granted, but yours will grow smaller. ;)
I wish that I would keep my youth.
Granted. But Ganon will lose his.
I am immortal and i wish my head was back to the way it was
ahhhhhh!
Quote from: Gamefreak on June 07, 2006, 09:32:56 AM
Granted. But Ganon will lose his.
How does that backfire on me? ??? ;D
I wish I were a master at swordplay.
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 07, 2006, 09:35:42 AM
Quote from: Gamefreak on June 07, 2006, 09:32:56 AM
Granted. But Ganon will lose his.
How does that backfire on me? ??? ;D
I wish I were a master at swordplay.
Because I said so, that's why.
Granted, but then u had no friends becoz they thought you would chop their heads off
I wish I was licensed to give out happy pills ;D
DRUG PUSHER
hey! thats not very nice!
Quote from: x*TwilightZelda*x on June 07, 2006, 09:38:10 AM
Granted, but then u had no friends becoz they thought you would chop their heads off
I wish I was licensed to give out happy pills ;D
!!!
she just wants people to be happy!
My happy pills have NO harmful side effects you are just sad cos you have none ;D
see? say your sorry ganon. NOW!
Anyway i think ur the druggie here Ganon.
I am not the one who thinks I am a character from Zelda :P
o buuuuuuurrrnnnna!
Quote from: x*TwilightZelda*x on June 07, 2006, 10:19:42 AM
Anyway i think ur the druggie here Ganon.
I am not the one who thinks I am a character from Zelda :P
........i dare no contentend with a inferior mind like yours....
Suck on that >:(
At least i dont have 2 take happy pills!!! >:( >:(
at least we are beautiful and not ugly as he11!
Quote........i dare no contentend with a inferior mind like yours....
U kinda failed there bucko
ok alice and alexander i can say mean things but u r ladys
alexander? thats not my name!
alex what ever
We can see mean things but I dont want to hurt ya feelings ;)
lol
I aint no drug pusher you aint no loonie hu thinks he is ganon
ok
Back to the game
I wish Someone gave me a trillion pound shopping spree in Harrods!!!!
(I looove urban decay make up and all the clothes it is heaven in a buiding!!!)
granted i wish i was king of hyrule
Granted but a beetle tripped u up and u went into a coma
I wish I could sing
granted i will be back i am changeing my sceen name
Noooooo you are in a coma u cannoy do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW I WISH MY WISH COULDNT BE UNWISHED EVER ;D
Granted. But I want 5 dollars.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
That beetle didnt work.
I wish that i could Kick your ugly face so hard u died and couldnt come back ;)
granted but i have a fire wall ;D
Granted BUUUUUUUT I am wearing speshal shoes that can go thru fire walls moo haha
But your face will get burned
yipyip i only put my foot in cos ur face was really close to the wall and now u no longer rule hyrule and I get a pony!!!
nope cause my wish cant ever be un wished!!!
And now i wish x*twilightzelda*x fell in to the abyss
Do u think i will grant that cos I will not grant it coz u SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish that my tower was re built
Not gonna grant that either llalalaalalalala
I will let u be 2nd in command
Nono I already own a land I invented it when I was 4
And To enter you must be pure of heart!!!
And i will not surcom to that evil charm of evilness NEVER!
May we get back on topic, please?
I wish I had FAIRY GODPARENTS! ;D
Wish granted
hey! i want fairy godparents too!
i wish i had fairy godparents.
Granted, but they turned eeeevil and killed us all...
I wish I had some new kitten heels :)
Nope u get Pixies until my wish is granted
I wish my tower was re built
i wish i could go shopping!
i loooovve shopping
Granted but u are shopping @ Radio Shack
i guess I could grant your wish ganon...
but your castle must have a mall inside,
so i can go shoppping!
(not stupid stores cooool ones.)
k?
Noone is gonna grant ur stupid tower wish
Just build it urself >:(
Quote from: alex on June 08, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
i guess I could grant your wish ganon...
but your castle must have a mall inside,
so i can go shoppping!
(not stupid stores cooool ones.)
k?
Ok then
now i wish i have captured zelda
i will! if it has the following stores:
aeropostale
abercrombie
holister
american eagle
charlet ruse
got it?
Add on
Hargreaves
H&M
EVERYTHING on Regent street
A place i can get milkshakes
o yeah! i dont forget a room for me so i can go shopping all the time! hey, we could have a slumber party! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(and then we could go shopping!)
Ok granted but it is under neath my castle
I wish i had Volgvia back
Granted, but then i train him to eat you and he becomes mine
I wish that u would fall back in that dich
Volgvia no behave
Woohoo!!!
Mooooo hahaha
he minds me...
( i dont think he liked you, he said you were a mean trainer)
.........I wish that she wouldnt say that again
i wish you would stop wishing stupid wishes!
I wish u had a muzzel
grrrrrr! bite me!
Good dog ;D
I wish that Evilbob was here 2 start the bidding
VOLVAGA! SIC EM!
To late u have a muzzle on and Volgvia is trained 2 do my bidding
now i wish that u would calm down
i wish i didnt have to go, bye!
Granted, but then you fall down a trap door. I wish for donuts, lots of donuts!
Granted but now your fat!
I wish that a town existed in the area of Hyrule Feild in OOT in the area that looks similar to Gerudo Valley. He's a map of Hyrule. http://www.zeldauniverse.net/games/z5/maps/hyrulebig.gif Does anyone know the area I'm talking of?
What do you mean??? there is already the gerudos fortress there where they live
No, I mean in Hyrule Feild, before Gerduo
Valley, there is the area that is the entrance to Gerudo Valley and it looks like Gerudo Valley. It would be nice for a town to be there.
OK. Granted, but the Town expands and takes over Hyrule and they all become communists. :(
I wish I had all the music I wanted on my ipod.
Granted, but the you lost the ipod in 5 seconds. I wish that California would fall of the US so we can get it over with.
Granted, but it floats off comes back and crashes into you making you all sink.
I wish Togo would win the World Cup
Granted, but say good bye to the World Cup.
I wish I knew what sport the World Cup was for.
Granted, but you forget what sport the Stanley Cup is for.
I wish that this wish wouldn't backfire in any way. ;D
granted. it didnt back fire. too bad you didnt wish for anything ;)
Dang it! ;D
Okay, I wish I had a girlfriend! ;D (Hehehehe!)
Granted, but you're blind and you cant see that she is a mirror.
I wish that I had a right to thwap anyone on sight.
granted, but you too go blind, so no one is in sight.
I wish that TP will have >100 hours of gameplay! ;D
Granted, but there are no copies left for you to play. ;)
I wish that I killed Tingle!
Granted, but you are charged for murder, and thrown in jail for the rest of your days.
Granted, but the next morning you wake up and find yourself dressed like him with a balloon on your back.
I wish Squidward was here. ;)
I wish i had a back fire free wish to use on my next post.
Granted, but SpongeBob and Patrick come to ruin his day, which leads up to his going mad, which ultimately leads to your strangling to death. ;D
I wish for world peace! ;D
Granted, but you are sent to a different world.
I wish that a Light Temple was in OOT.
Granted, but that would make the Shadow Temple ten times worse. :-\
I wish school never existed! ;D
Yes, the Shadow Temple is bad enough already. Granted, but everything made by knoweledge in some way disappears because everyone is stupid.
Granted, but you cannot type.
I wish I had a magic genie lamp.
Granted, but you would have to grant the genie's wishes! ;D
I wish I had Timmy Turner's magic muffin! ;D
Granted, but you choke on it and I steal it and use the wishes for my evil needs.
I wish it was the end of the world and everyone died.
why would you wish for something like that!
I wish I had enough money to buy a new summer wardrobe :)
Ganted, then we can go shopping together! yayyy!
Yay!
That would be awesome!
We could go in the mall we made ganon put in his tower. ;D
It's CORRUPT a wish game...
Granted but you will pick out really ugly clothes that are soooo ugly people will throw rocks at you. When you are in bed a man will sneak into your house and slit your throat.He won't be arrested instead he will be given a medal and $10000. :D
I wish for true love :-*
Granted, but you will become divorced in 4 weeks
I wish i had Twilgiht Princess!
Granted, but it's incomplete, so you don't know the last part of the story.
I wish that all near-Earth asteroids and Avian bird influenza viruses were gone! :)
Granted, but they are sealed inside your body
I wish i was 18 years old ;D
granted but you are 300 pounds, smelly, and commit crimes daily.
I wish for my wishes to stop being screwed up by you guys
SUCKERS! ;D ;D ;D
Granted, but you screw up the wishes instead. ;)
I wish that OoT would occur new to me every time I play it! ;D
granted! But you cant figure out how to beat it. You never will.
Okay, then, I wish I had the ability to go back in time!
granted, but you go too far back, and dont have the ability to go forward.
I wish my nail that i ruined would grow back normally :'(
Granted, but your body compensates that for an abnormal growth spurt.
I wish I were invincible! ;D
Granted, but then everybody else becomes invicible.
i wish for a puppy! <3
How does THAT backfire on me? :-X
Granted, but it's a two-legged one.
I wish my mom had a good paying job that doesent involve her in danger in any way possible, so that we could make some more money and not be evicted from our house, forcing us to eat out of the trash to live, and walk to scholl causing us everyday pain and anguish. :-\
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 11, 2006, 07:07:57 PM
Granted, but you screw up the wishes instead. ;)
I wish that OoT would occur new to me every time I play it! ;D
That was corruption you lose because you didn't grant my wish ;D ;D
Your wish will be granted...but only after a few decades. ;D
I wish I had a working computer with anti-virus software!
Granted, but it runs very slowly.
i wish i had a new bike.
Granted, but it doesn't have handle bars and pedals.
I wish the PS3 and the Wii were inexpensive and weren't defective, as are the games associated with them.
granted, but you dont have enough money to buy anything.
I wish I found a platinum mine in my back garden. ;D
granted, but soemone steals all the platinum
i wish they came out with kingdom hearts 3 now!
Granted, but the game is absolutely awful due to the fact they've only had about two months to work on it. And the fact that I wasn't the one who wrote the story. ::)
I wish I could fly anywhere I want at any time.
granted, but it causes extreme flatulence.
i wish i could drive! :D
Granted, but you total your car after you drive a few feet.
I wish the GCN had Internet compatibility.
lol I think i does... for like one game.
Granted but all the games suck
I wish for the original smileys back >:(
Granted, but then everyone else on the forums wishes for the Link smilies to return, and so they do.
I wish I had the ability to control and manipulate people's minds. *evil smilies still wanted*
Granted, but everyone found a way to completely reverse the ability, so they could control and manipulater YOUR mind! ;D
i wish i could go on a vacation!
maybee to the ocean! yeahhh!
Granted but u get 3rd degree burns
I wish my second degree burns where gone
ochies!
Granted but then you get 3rd degree burns like me!
Wait i will live with the burns!!!
to late, wish granted
now we can suffer together! :D
(plays the song of healing) now i wish for darkness
why do you want darkness!!!!?
.......(no comment)......GRANT IT
not till you tell me what its for...
......new wish i wish for my horse
i want a horse!
Granted, but only if you grant me a horse....
no! make it a unicorn <3
i wish for a unicorn!!!! :D
granted, but its delivered in a flatpack DIY kit. ;D
I wishn evilbob would start the bidding
o k NO! we are not going back there!
To late he sold u 2 michel Jackson
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
o that reminds me,
today on viva la bam...
they were doing the fatboy gameshow and one of the questions was something like:
whats (someone's) favorite dressing?
a french
b italian
c neverland ranch
it was halair hehe
Okay, let's try to avoid further convo posting here. It's not really on-topic, y'know.
Okay, I wish that I could get a better ISP.
Ok then i wish i could crush anyone or any thing
i wish i had a clue....
Quote from: King of Evil: Ganon on June 14, 2006, 01:18:55 PM
Ok then i wish i could crush anyone or any thing
Granted, but you accidentally crush yourself in the process.
Quotei wish i had a clue....
Granted, but you lose it when you find a magnifying glass (don't ask me why).
I wish Alex had a clue 2
i wish ganon had a brain
we'll just have to call you... scarecrow!
ok but he uses it to kill everyone (except me). You die slowest and most painfully >=D
I wish King of Evil : Ganon would get an avy with Ganon on it
I don't need to grant it, he already has one. I wish for raining bunnies.
Quote from: newbkyng on June 14, 2006, 03:25:40 PM
ok but he uses it to kill everyone (except me). You die slowest and most painfully >=D
I wish King of Evil : Ganon would get an avy with Ganon on it
Avy isnt a word
i think avy means avatar, does it not?
oh by the way i wish for an undeground pool!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does mean avatar. King of Evil: Ganon just likes making pointless posts.
c'mon somebody, corrupt my pool wish :'(
Okay, then. Granted, but you'll drown. Simple! ;)
me no wanna drown....
Quote from: Whocares on June 15, 2006, 11:07:46 AM
I don't need to grant it, he already has one. I wish for raining bunnies.
That's GANONDORF loser! Check out SSBM trophies if u don't believe
All this time and no one corrupted my wish.
I wish that Tingle would die!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Who doesn't anyone who likes him should be banned.
Don't say that, instead say dipped in acid.
ok, i wish anyone who likes tingle is dipped in acid.
Granted, but they haunt you.
I wish that near-Earth asteroids never existed! ;D
Granted, but aliens can now take over Earth. I wish the trash was somewhere else.
Granted, but its on your house.
I wish Togo would win the World cup! :D
Granted, but the cup is stolen by the Pink Panther.
I wish he'd trip and England would pick it up and run like **** from brazil who are screaming that cup is ours!
Granted, but england isnt fast enough
i wish for a perfect person who doesent get on your nerves, and cant die :-[
granted, but they poison you instead of complaining.
I wish that everyone wouldnt shut up. :P
Granted, but we annoy you.
I wish that rocks will fall down from heaven and kill everyone but me.
Granted, but you feel alone, hate it, and commite suicide.
I wish that my burns would go away and a golden tan would be there instead...
granted, but you will get horrible sun burns.
I wish for no more bird flu.
Granted but in replace of bird flu 10 more life threatening diseases appear.
I wish I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.
Granted, but you puke alot and have very bad cholestrial.
i wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted
Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so it was pointless.
I wish my beach had big waves so I could surf.
Granted, but you drown in a wave.
i wish all our wishes would come true....
Granted, but all the corruptions come true too.
i wish i wish i was a fish
Granted, but you die becuase you're out of water.
nice one.
I wish this wish was the same wish that someone else wishes.
Granted, but it's pointless.
I wish I were the best at SSB! ;D
granted, but you lose your thumbs after gaining this title.
I wish uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh......... I wish for something to wish
Granted, but you die after figuring out.
I wish truthinite would get a less g@y avatar and signature
Granted but it becomes a lesbian one...
I wish that I could find something to eat...
granted, but it will have alot of fats in it
Quote from: newbkyng on June 26, 2006, 08:10:00 AM
I wish truthinite would get a less g@y avatar and signature
>:( >:( >:(
That greatly offends me! The Colbert Report is my favorite show on TV and if you don't like it i would appreciate it if you just tolorated it instead of disrespecting me!
>:( >:( >:(
Sorry to say newbyking, but Zelda Veteran has been notified of this.
And to add one more thing, insulting my avatar is like insulting america! Just look at it he's smiling and pointing at that grand ol' flag!
It's over, leave it alone, and get back on topic. Zelda Veteran will take care of it when he gets on.
I wish there was no "drought" in my area.
granted, but there's a giant flood instead.
I wish for a turkey sandwich.
Granted, but it has the Avian bird influenza virus in it. ;D
I wish I didn't have ADHD! :(
Granted, but you will be sick with a cold forever
I wish there was no spamming.
granted, but the rest of the rules cease to exist then people would disrespect others all the time.
I wish that this wish wasn't pointless.
Granted, but others that you make are. ;D
I wish I could find a Zelda screensaver quickly and easily...!
Granted, but your computer blows up.
I wish that i ruled and that my wish of me ruling couldn't be corrupted.
Granted, but the ruling title wears off after a while. (Note: This isn't necessarily a corruption; you never said that you had to rule permanently! ;D )
I wish my DVR didn't suck from time to time.
Granted, but it would work none of the time instead.
Warning # 1: Newbyking
You insulted a member. So what if you dont agree with him. Its not your avatar or personal signiture. I for one like his avatar. Badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom! who wouldnt like something so pointless it relaxes the mind and soul. Maybe he doesent like your avatar or sig. At least he just tolerates it rather than try to change you.
Warning # 2: Nabooru
Thats profanity. Its not allowed here. Im not saying its bad profanity. but its profanity none the less. :P
ZV, he insulted my previous avatar, a pic of colbert smiling and pointing at the flag, i changed it about an hour ago. I like the badger better myself! ;D
I wish people weren' t mean.
granted! but everyone releases the anger on you.
Dont worry too much about it Truthinite, you can have any avatar you want. Mine has changed A LOT over time. and i always change my sig, and my avatar text to match my avatar. Have you seen the awesome AMV's in my signiture?
I wish for ;D.
Granted but you get :'(
I wish my computer could handle the AMV's in ZV's sig. :'(
Granted, but it can no longer handle the amount of undeleted homework, so it explodes.
I wish I could figure out this one part in Beyond Atlantis without having to resort to trial and error.
HA, you granted my wish!!
I wish I had another jar of peanut butter.
granted but its empty.
i wish i had a full jar of magic potion!
Granted, but it's horrible and you don't drink it.
yes i do :D
You'll die if you drink it because of nuclear chemicals in the drink.
i wish i hadent drank it now :'(
Granted, but I put a sample of the Black Plague into your food, and you still die.
I wish kingdom hearts three would come out already. :D
Granted, but it's japan exclusive.
oh man thats a bummer I won't be able to understand it. :( I wish I could understand japnesese. :D
Granted but they convert all the japanese copies into mandarin chinese
I wish I could be a little more outgoing.
granted, but your friends suck
I wish I was sephiroth. :)
granted, but Cloud beats the stuffing outta' you
dang then I wish I was cloud. ha beat that wish. :P
then you drown in tears litteraly because Arith dies, and, or Sepihroth kills you
oh man :( then I wish you would stop currupting my wishes. ha beat that. :P
fine, but then someone else corrupts your wishes
you'll never live happily ever after here...
hey wait! i wish my wish ended happily ever after!
granted but you die 5 minutes into your happily ever after story. I wish I could be gaara from naruto. :)
granted. but the show gets cancled. you are thrown into an infinite abyss.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish
Not granted, then. :P
first of all hate you zv for currupting my wish of being gaara which who we both wish to be. second howl wish granted but you the next day of sadness. :) I wish I was yoh from shaman king. :)
Granted, but then you turn into Barney!
I wish that I was immortal and that you can't currupt this wish. so ha beat that :P
Because I can't corrupt the wish, then you're not immortal! I beat it. :P
I tried doing that, it doesn't work!
Granted, but you lose your immortality the next day(you never said how long your immortality would last so technically it's not a corruption.)
oh shoot well then I wish I was hao. :)
Granted, but you forget who you are.
I wish I was link. :)
Granted, but you don't have a pink fairy when you need one.
dang :( fine I wish whocares would stop currupting my wishes ha beat that whocares. :) :P
granted but then i start corrupting them.
SCORCH pow!
I wish that emrald link would let someone else wish. Hah, can't corrupt it, it already came true UN-CORRUPTED!
SCORCH pow!
dang he actually able to beat the currupt a wish game :o and I have been trying to do that for like forever double :o :o.
I kept corruting yours too
I mean he was able to make a wish with out it being currupted. :o
I wish for everyone to watch "Who's line is it anyway?"
Granted, but you have to watch little kids shows for the rest of your life!
I wish I was coolier.
I wish sora and whocares would grow up >:(
I wish Jack Sparrow would stop insulting board members.
Granted(Cant think of a wish, to angry with Jack Sparrow. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I will if lift my warning
I can't. You deserved that warning, and you paid the price for insulting a board member. Also, I can't even post on the Warnings List now that's it's locked, how can I lift it if I can only view it?
Well I think Shadowlink13 is on, tell him.
Your just uhh like so mean(in a sarcastic tone)
Quote from: Howl on June 26, 2006, 10:42:27 AM
granted, but it will have alot of fats in it
Who cares?
Watch the one worders.
I wish Jack Sparrow would stop being so mean to me.
not until i geta warning lifted
Not granted, your too mean, besides, it's only one warning, and Stop Spamming.
i DONT EVEN GET THAT THANKS SHADOWLINK 13
I wish you would stop the fking spam, Its driving me mad, Don't make me report you to Jack, I will, I mean it.
Everybody stop spamming, and get back to making wishes and having them corrupted.
That's why I stopped. I wish that there was peace on Earth!
Granted, but the rest of the planets will be in total desater.
I wish there was no such thing as spamming.
Granted, but now the other rules can now be abused.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I wish life was more exciting.
Me too
Granted but you forced into a gang.
I wish It was summer forever...
Nooo spamming. God what the heck is the matter with you?
I wish I had all the Zelda soundtracks.
granted, but your your stereo gets blown, so how are you going to listen to them HUH
I wish I weren't indecisive at times! :-*
Granted, but you always go for the worst option.
I wish I had an ornamental shotgun.
Granted, but you will have to lose Aka cat.
I wish TP would come out soon.
Granted, and I'm not corrupting that.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can't walk.
I wish life was without rules.
Granted, but then there is no order in the world, and it falls apart and becomes uninhabitied.
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.
I wish they would stop making Kids Bop.
Granted, but then your TV explodes.
No :(o :(o :(o
I wish more drake and Josh episodes would come out soon.
Granted, but because your TV exploded, you can't watch them.
i wish kaylee wasnt mad at me, cus yasmin told kaylee that i was talkin bout her but i wasnt but thats what yasmin said and i think kaylees mad at me but i dunno but im not mad at her but im mad at yasmin but is yasmin mad at me or are they both cool or maybee im just making a big deal out of it.
Granted( I hate when my friends do that), but then the reat of your friends hate you.
I wish people wern't mean.
granted, but they think they're being nice while they kill you.
Amen Evil Bob sora sent me 16 emails and + I wish people would beilieve I am Ganons sister.
Granted, but they will think your his wife ;D J/K
i wish it was notified that this is the biggest topic to ever hit TDC's forums.
granted but soon evryone deletes there messages
i wish i had super smash bros.brawl
Granted, but you can't get a Wii.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
grnted,you stole my wish there fore since u r a fish
and that was a wish u must only say
sentences that ryhme,i wich i was a talking hat
name mat
I wish this wish away
I wish 2 have 1 million $!(In cash.) ;D
granted, but your house burns down
I wish Dmitri (off so you think you can dance) would marry me.
granted, but he sucks at being a husband
I wish for a perfect wish. (this means perfect in everyway. Uncoruptabe)
Umm... with his hotness, WHO FREAKIN CARES!
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 19, 2006, 06:08:50 PM
I wish for a perfect wish. (this means perfect in everyway. Uncoruptabe)
then that wish won't come true
I wish I had a little romance in my life... :-*
we all do, so I'm not going to corrupt it, I have a spiecal someone in my life too
granted but he is not a good boyfriend.
I did'nt wish, and Magmar is a boy
Quote from: Nabooru on July 19, 2006, 07:52:23 PM
granted but he is not a good boyfriend.
You weren't directing that corruption on me, were you? I'm a guy! :o
oops my bad that was to howl I thought she aid she wanted one misread , sorry.
gee I hope not :o and I did'nt wish :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o, I would'nt want a bisexual friend :o :o :o
lol! Nothing is wrong with Bi people. Its just how they are, and i have nothing against them. As long as they dont get near me, im fine. Im a homophobe. Im going out ith a bi chick, but she doesent come here anymore so HAHAHAHAHAHA! Im not in ttrouble, and theres nothin she can do. loser. Amyways back on topic. I wish for a pair of shoes.
granted but DW steals them.
I know this bi guy, he is so awesome, we used to be like really good friends, we kinda grew apart and know hes going to reform school. :'(
Anyway, I wish for a GC.
Granted, but they are too tight.
I wish I knew why I hadn't come to this topic for a long time.
granted but the topic would by locked
I'm surprised that it isn't moved to the Chatboard.
I wish I had better timing.
granted, then everthing moves slower even school
i wish there wasnt school, or at least that it was fun.
granted, but school is on weekends as well and is for 10 hours.
I wish that I could have a hammer to smash K-9 with.
Granted but it's a tiny plastic kid's toy hammer
I wish Sora would stop sending me 16 or17 PM`s A day.
Granted but you might get warned if sora was offended by that.
granted but then he sends you 3333333333333000000000000 PMs
i wish i had a coockie! :-\
Granted, but for each cookie you eat I get ten and you get a cavity (but I don't ;D )
i wish i had perfect teeth!
Granted, but the dentists will form an angry mob and chase you.
I wish for the equivalent of ten twenty piece rupees.
granted, but you get robbed by a ww rat!
And rats wonder why everyone hates them. :P
i wish i was....MOMO! :)
granted but you would have fleas and sokka would try to eat you
NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE EVIL LEAMUR EATER!
the fleas i can deal with!
i wish i was a half cat half dog a third iguana
and a 5th spider monkey
granted, but you have fleas an inch long, and reptile ticks half an inch.
I wish i knew what sound a spider monkey makes.
granted, but im not allowed to tell you.
then how is it granted?? :-X
apperantly it wasnt ::)
or was it? :-[
lol! Back on topic. I wish i was a better person all in all.
granted but then barry deprives you your soul. :)
I wish barry would drop dead. or has he already?
probally so. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. granted but then he haunts you in your dreams forever. :)
i wish i was a psycho
granted but then you commit sucide. I wish barry would come on to the site more often.
granted, but he ethier gets banned, can't login, or you don't get on much, or all of them to make it worse :P
i wish i couldnt die
granted, but you still feel pain.
thats my daily life :'(
pyrgusfinn you double posted.
Quote from: Sephiroth on July 21, 2006, 12:56:33 PM
pyrgusfinn you double posted.
I think that was a long time ago, buddy.
I wish vehicle accidents never could happen!
Granted but airplanes crash double time.
ooh good corruption I wish I wish me and zelda veteran would argue like old times. jk ;D
Quote from: Nabooru on July 21, 2006, 06:58:13 PM
Granted but airplanes crash double time.
That counts as a vehicle.
I guess I should reword it to "vessels of transportation," shouldn't I have?
well whatever,
fine but diseases get ten times worse.
Okay, THAT works.
I wish that celebrities didn't get as much money as they do now, while the common people have to work their fingers to the bone to get even $500 a week!
granted but then common people don't ever get a day off. I wish I was mikey from kingdom hearts. :)
Granted, but um... but umm... you can't use the keyblade, I wish I was sora
okay but then you lose to xemnas. I wish I was shiek. :)
Granted. But now you live in Arabia, and you have servants complaining to you everyday, and the prettiest girl you can find has a mustache.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :'( I wish you would not currupt wishes in awful ways. :)
granted, but then it gets worse
I wish this wish would not get uncorrupted by a corruptor, who doesnt corrupt, but plays metroid prime corruption, only to realize he cant corrupt, uncorruptable wishes anymore. The art of confusion is a powerful thing.
:'( fine I wish I this wish can't be corrupted. :P
You didnt corrupt my wish. That meens i win.
no I win because you didn't corrupt my wish. :P
okay, while you two argue ill just wish, i wish that i could see in the dark
ZV wins but he didnt confuse me.
but I thought I won zv is cheap. :(
i found the ultimate uncorrutable wish!
i wish there was no such thing as corruption!
oh yeah, im cheap. "I wish this wish cant be corrupted!" What the heck? Everybody has tried that. I wish I knew why people keep wishing, even if they know thier wish is going to be corrupted.
I corrupt all of your wishes k
granted but it's fun to get your wish corrupted. :)
Not if you had a good wish. I wish emeraldlink2.0's friends steven would get kicked where the sun dont shine. HARD!
granted I already did that to him. :)
I wish I had the AFI CD.
granted but then it breaks also I have the cd I wish halo 3 would come out already. :)
granted, but im the only one who gets it!
[size=999999999]BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![/size]
Granted but it sucks( I am so jealous right now)
fine I wish that was famous :) :'(
granted, but you get ingeste by a group of fans and the paparatzi
creepy... I wish i had an ice cream sandwich... yum...
granted, but its just ice cream in brown bread!
nasty :-* I wish barry would give me a new nickname. :)
Ill bet you do! Ill corrupt this one by not granting it!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hey wait then I win yay. ;D
I wish I had a room with padded walls.
okay but the cielings and floors have spikes on them
i wissh i could fly.
Granted, but you can't land without hitting something.
I wish I would stop trying to get my wishes to backfire; they never backfire the way I want them to. ;D
granted honestly though u wasted a wish :P
i wish i could be a prof. soccer player
Wishes are only wasted if the wisher doesn't attempt to fulfill it.
Oh, and granted, but you have the worst stats ever, and you get payed less than a teacher.
i wish that we werent killed anymore.
Granted, but we still die of old age anyway.
I wish the wish of a wish had a woodchuck to wish for wood to chuck at other wishful woodchucks.
granted, but the woodchucks go on a break
i wish i could beat my freind at super mario strikers finally
granted but then he beats you at every pther game. I wish I had 1 million bucks. :)
Quote from: EmeraldLink2.0 on July 22, 2006, 02:29:43 PM
granted but then he beats you at every pther game. I wish I had 1 million bucks. :)
Granted, but they all leave during mating season. :P
i iwsh we could execute operation: seagull already!
Granted, but it fails.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED A NEW PLAN!!
It doesn't matter. It will still fail. Any attack against Tingle will fail so long as my sniper squirrels are protecting him. The enemy is not Tingle; it is Navi. Lead an attack against Navi.
ok, that works!
what are you talking about? :-X
It's quite simple. Navi is the enemy, not Tingle.
oh ok I wish zelda veteran would stop being a chicken and do a online fight with me. :)
Granted, but he wins.
you sure about me losing :)
I wish you had a clue. Of couse i would win. You have little or no fighting experience, in HA2, and life.
ya sure my guy's name is gaara demon wahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
HOLY COW!!! I Cannot believe that my corrupt a wish game has 67 pages! wow...
I wish that I hadn't missed like half a year of TDC and knew all of these knew people and what all had been going on, and what happened to medli and all that kind of stuff... :-[ :-\ :-* :'(
medli is banned and alot of other stuff has happened.
Like the ganon, postman, undertaker,Jack sparrow and whatever other names he had thing.
yeah. Zelda Veteran has been updating me on some of the stuff. but wow. i was reading through all of the posts that i missed (i only got to like page 30 befor i gave up) and i noticed that you guys really havn't been corrupting the wishes like your supposed to. so i will corrupt my own wish.
granted, but you are so overwhelmed by everything that has happened that you miss another three months.
:'(
lol thats funny.
i thought so... :)
Thats a really neat avatar, whre did you get it?
I don't even remember. I posted a topic about shiek avis somewhere in general disscussion a while ago so it might still be here. i'll look for it for you and get back to you about it. ;D
ok but we should get back on topic soon.
I wish was super cool. :)
granted but you eventually freeze to death because people are afraid of your coolness so you have no one to cuddle with when the ice age hits....
I wish that my ankle, shoulder, and elbow wern't messed up.
Granted, but the rest of your body is messed up.
I wish I was slightly cooler.
granted, but you get frost bite throughout your body
your supposed to make a wish too! oh well.
i wish school had started back up here... (please don't be too harsh im bored of summer vaca...)
Granted, but i get your summer vacation! :P
I wish breakdancing wasnt so hard to learn!
Granted but you break your arm.....
I wish that I was a Power Ranger!! ;D ;D
granted, but you are the pink ranger and little boys (and some girls) of the world chase you around.
I wish that my computer would stop freezing.
granted but there is a three day black out
i wish that there is no such thing as oranges
granted but it crashes,
I wish I had more cake!
Granted but it burns up...I wish that the homeless shelter had more toys for the kids.....
awwwwwwwww. i hate to say this but when a huge box full of toys shows up the place gets burned down by the same person who left them as a cruel joke.
I wish that some of the responses didn't have to be so cruel. but then again that defeats the purpose of this game.s
No for real I am going to give some of my old toys to the homeles shelter.......
thats very sweet! ;D
let me know how it goes!
Now what to give....
heres an idea why don't you give them all your final fantasy toys jk jk. ;D
All my toys were given to little cousins.
:o are you serious? :o
I give a lot to the goodwill, as well as clothes and books, I dont know where are local homeless shelter is though.
I give clothes and toys I don't need anymore. :)
Granted But umm... ummm... interesting :-\
I wish everyone loved Zelda.
Think about it giving to the Goodwill is making it to where people with no money can't afford it!! I am not saying that its not as good I mean its great to give people have better lifes from donations like that.....
Yeah I know I just thought...I dont know! Its summer I get rid of a lot of stuff. Ok sorry back on topic.
I wish everyone would like Zelda.
granted but then zelda is detsroyed. :) I wish I god of war 2 :)
Granted but you hate it now....
I wish the world was like Final Fantacy 10!!!
Granted, but we are trapped in a world where time doesent continue, the world is flat, and you have to walk really carfull because you never know when your going to smash into an invisible boundry. :P
I wish there were more nabooru avatars..
granted, but you cant find them...
lol it seems that way...
I wish that i was more photogenic (that i looked good in pictures).
Granted but your absent on school picture day....
I wish the day was saved thanks to The Powerpuff girls!!!
Granted, but I get the credit and they hide away forever in shame, never to come out again. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! :P
i was thinking of eating them
granted, but they give you indegestion.
I wish that Dark Zelda wasn't grounded.
granted bt then she dies.(sorry DZ :P)
[glow=lime green,2,300]ohhh. harsh. [/glow]
yeah I know.
Burn
I wish howls wolf would disappear.. :)
Granted, but it comes back and maim you in revenge.
ha but then I send naruto on him with resangen ha. :P
then ak cat kills you, wait I'm 3 people in one so that would only kill one of my forms
can we try and get back on topic.
I wish that Communists and Fascists (including Nazis) never existed.
I wish more people followed the rules
Quote from: Whocares on July 24, 2006, 11:58:16 AM
I wish that Communists and Fascists (including Nazis) never existed.
Granted, but we might not exist.
I wish someone would corrupt Howl's wish for me.
Quote from: Whocares on July 24, 2006, 11:58:16 AM
I wish that Communists and Fascists (including Nazis) never existed.
granted but then people will take over for lack of anyone else doing so.
I wish I was naruto :)
Quote from: Howl on July 24, 2006, 11:58:40 AM
I wish more people followed the rules
granted. Im totally making this wish uncorruptable. there you go howl!
hey I win you didn't corrupt my wish yay bust out the party streamers. ;D
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on July 24, 2006, 12:02:07 PM
Quote from: Howl on July 24, 2006, 11:58:40 AM
I wish more people followed the rules
granted. Im totally making this wish uncorruptable. there you go howl!
Well, that completely backfired. 8)
I wish I had a chipmunk.
yes I can't believe I actually won. ;D
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on July 24, 2006, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on July 24, 2006, 12:02:07 PM
Quote from: Howl on July 24, 2006, 11:58:40 AM
I wish more people followed the rules
granted. Im totally making this wish uncorruptable. there you go howl!
Well, that completely backfired. 8)
I wish I had a chipmunk.
Then a gopher attacks you
HHAAHAHAHA my wish was'nt corrupted
sorry, some wishes just aren't meant to be corrupted.
granted, but then the chipmunk decides that you taste goood!
I wish i had some spagetti!
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on July 24, 2006, 12:04:38 PM
I wish I had a chipmunk.
granted, but you are the chipmunk.
I wish I was the best tennis player. :)
granted but you are mobbed by everyone that is jealous of you.
I wish i had some spagetti
Quote from: Evilbob on July 24, 2006, 12:07:45 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on July 24, 2006, 12:04:38 PM
I wish I had a chipmunk.
granted, but you are the chipmunk.
I can live with being a chipmunk. I'll still have my sagely powers. :D
Quotegranted, but then the chipmunk decides that you taste goood!
I wish i had some spagetti!
First off, my sniper squirrels will kill that chipmunk before it so much as touches me. Second, granted, but worms are hidden in with the noodles.
I wish for (fill in the blank).
granted but it is all moldy. :) I wish I can be rich.
darn.
granted, but you lose ti all when the next depression hits.
I wish that i didn't have to go and do the dishes rite now.
Granted, but you would have to do some other chore. Maybe it'll be one you don't mind doing.
I wish I had unlimited supplies of alksdg akdkjf.
granted but you have to go cut the lawn. :) I wish I had a pizza. :)
Granted, but my sniper squirrels steal it and give it to me.
I wish I didn't forget my wish.
granted, but Its a High-explosive-radioactive pizza!
I wish I was itachi uchia :)
granted but you dont pass the genin exam
i wish more people would visit my site
Granted, but then everyone...um...I mean...shoot. I don't know how to corrupt that one.
I know I don't pass the genin because I'm a killer. :)
OH YEAH! go me!
I am so cool. :)
Quote from: dragon lord on July 24, 2006, 12:23:17 PM
granted but you dont pass the genin exam
i wish more people would visit my site
Granted, but nobody registers, and your site is deleted by the head master. (Ill make your wish come true if youll give me the link :))
here ya go http://www.wyverncentral.com/index.htm (http://www.wyverncentral.com/index.htm)
I wish the new york yankees wern't so good at baseball :)
granted then the astros are the best then. I wish I had a wish. :-*
granted but the corruption that corrupts it will be the ultimate corruption
Granted, but you just made one ;D
I wish the redsox weren't so good.
Granted, but only for two years.
I wish I knew if it was possible to die from laughter.
granted but you forget three seconds later
i wish that i knew what to wish for
Granted, but it's corrupted. :P
I wish my wished would backfire properly. :P
granted but it dosn't I wish I was gaara. :)
granted but you get your butt kicked by rock lee
:o :( how could I lose to gaara well then I wish I was gaara demon :)
granted but now you get wooped by ino ;D
please I would kill ino try again.
what about sakura
nope actually beat her when she tried to fight me try again. :)
rock lee's sensei?
try again I would easily crush and blast him away. :)
kakashi! cant beat him!
sorry but actually loses to gaar so try again. :)
I'll post now so u guys don't get in trouble for having a conversation between just u 2. :)
ME!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE FORCE OF THE ELEMENTS! FEAR THE ALMIGHTY DRAGON LORD!
nope I would easily crush with you :) my sand dragon.
lets take it to my fighting topic! ill destroy you! BWAHAHAHAHA!
fine righ now we will fight and you will lose. ;D
I wish you would take it to the fighting thread.
granted, but i win!
I wish dragon loed was crushed by gaara demon. :)
granted......no corruption
bye bye dragon lord. ::)
i wish we could, TAKE THIS TO THE FIGHTING TOPIC ALREADY!
well then you got yourself a fight later though. >:(
a fight between us two reguires an avatar change!
That's nice. Now, either make a wish or corrupt one.
I wish we could get back to the Corrupt a Wish Game.
ganted but me and dragon lord still fight though.
granted but someone gets off topic 10 posts later.
"Cookie"
I wish I had a glass of lemonade. :D
granted but you cant drink it
i wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted! oooo what!
you wasted a wish, WHHHHHY! this sucks.
I wish I had a tranquilizer gun so I could use it on dragon lord. ::)
[size=99999999999]NEEDLE![/size] run away! *runs away*
I use my ninja skills to catch up to you. :)
i go dragon and fly away
He might start blasting them at u though.
fine I use lock on trnaquilizers. :)
i wish emrald link 2.0 had no acsess to tranquilisers or any imploment that can pierce skin
granted but then I get a rocket launcher. :)
who put that? :-\
great faerie or whatever her name is.
bye bye dragon lord I'm going to blast you to kingdom kong with my rocket launcher. * fires rocket launcher*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flies away*
did I forget to mention they are heat seeking rockets. ;)
dragons are cold blooded.
they aren't cold blooded they have heat in them because they breathe fire and you call yourself a dragon. ::)
and we are getting off topic once again. ;D
I wish the guy I like likes me too. :D
Grant it or you're fired. >:( :) ;D
no worries dragon lords in a better place now he's up there now with all the other dead dragons. :'(
the reason dragons breathe fire is cus we have a second pair of lungs called flight bladders, they hold hydrogen, we are also attracted to shiney things to help find platenum, dragons are the only carnivore to have molars, platenum+hydrogen=fire
your dead why are you talking. >:(
Is anyone gonna read my wish? :'(
hold on anju I will do in a couple posts.
cus the missile didnt hit me!
to late you are already dead so bye bye :P
ok guys this is so close to convo posting and way off topic for along time, it needs to stop or be taken to the chatboard.
i wish i could breath fire and have an army of redeads
to command
granted, but you have heartburn, and the army won't listen
i wish that i had an army of redeads and they MUST
do whatever i tell them,HAHAHAHAHHA :P
Granted, but you become a Redead, becoming a private in your own army, and without anyone to lead them, the army disbands.
I wish for a cup of water that will never empty.
granted but its room temp. and you cant put ice in it or heat it.
I wish I could marry an actor.
Granted, but you get divorced shortly after. See, never marry for looks alone. Also, I don't mind room temperature water.
Well if we get divorced shortly after it wouldnt be about looks. And who says it was even about looks?
i wish hi no seigin DID mind room temperature water... heheheh
Granted, but further wishes that change what I or other people are like cannot be granted.
I wish you would of responded to my post instead of hers.
oooooo be jelous...
Let it go, Nabooru. I'm not wasting any more energy in a trivial topic.
ouch! that was a little rough...
Well you said something that I thought was rude so I asked you about it...is that so bad? I'd like you to answer it doesnt have to be here though.
am i like invisible or something?
helooooooooooooooooo!
the spam is too much!
I wish that fat lonely guys like the one in my sig would stop dressing like me.
granted but only for a few weeks
I wish dragon lords sugar supply was cut for good. ::)
granted but i find another supply three seconds later
well then I wish there isn't any sugar at all plus caffine. ::)
granted but i invent some
the being on topic is turning into convo posting and EL your kinda attacking DL.
I wish that i had two fully functional stormtrooper outfits so me and GF could fight in them.
Granted, but they malfunction after the second fight.
I wish I had said, "Cookie."
[size=222222222222222222222222224]COOKIE![/size]
I wish you would dissapear. ::)
granted but i come back twice as hyper!
I wish you wern't hyper. ::)
i wish i was a mongoose ;D
granted but this senario comes true:
me: MONGOOSE! pet the mongoose pet the mongoose *starts petting greeny*
I wish dragon lord was not a dragon. ::)
granted but im a pheonix
I wish you would dissapear. >:(
granted but i come back as a dragon!
Quote from: Anju on July 26, 2006, 07:07:11 AM
helooooooooooooooooo!
Spam anju. warning. And Nabooru stop fighting with Hi no seijin. You guys should fight at the fight topic in the chatboard where spam
should go.
also Dragon lord spamed with "COOKIE" thats a warning for him. Please stop guys! This was a great topic!
oh fine then but I still hate dragon lord. >:(
Is that insulting a m member? If it is, thats your second warning. Be nice.
i wish i was a mongoose and couldnt be petted by
any one unless they had my approval(dragon lord)
wait, was thatr giving me permission to pet you?
no dont EVER pet me or ill bite you >:(
*holds hand inches away from greeny's head*
*greeny shows his teeth that are larger than his head* >:(
I wish you would take this to the chatboard.
granted, but it gets moved back here. I wish I dragonlord had a cobra to keep him entertained.
granted but then it gets TWICE AS BIG
cobra! pet the cobre pet the cobra *pets cobra* he wont bite me cus were related! :)
you sure are realated to a cobra so let it bite you ::)
he wont, reptiles have a well known human polocy : you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!
well I'm messing with you. >:(
I wish that we weren't so pathetic... 8)
so then youll be messing with crocodilians, lizards (like the komodo dragon), venemouse and non venemouse snakes, turtules, and other dragons
well you will be messing with ninjas and sand controllers. >:(
a few human ninjas v.s. the superior power of the beasts, hmmm we win!
we control snakes. ::)
if you controll sand and snakes then you would only controll desert snakes, like the garter snake.
honestly dragon lord cobras are some of the most deadly snakes and will/have killed(eaten,mauled,slayed) other snakes and reptiles
so in fact u would have got bitten/or blinded
if u ever even dared to pet one u,wouldnt even touch it AKA:your dead :P
Ninjas and Demons VS a squirl and a tortise is clearly a one sided fight. NOW STOP SPAMMING!!!!!! If i give you another warning EmeraldLink2.0 your going to get banned!! And Dragon lord! You will be at TWO WARNINGS!! STOP! NEXT TIME IM GIVING WARNINGS!! Sorry to sound harsh, but im sick of spam, and if you absolutely must, there is a board just under this one specificly designed for it! >:(
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 26, 2006, 08:58:17 PM
Ninjas and Demons VS a squirl and a tortise is clearly a one sided fight. NOW STOP SPAMMING!!!!!! If i give you another warning EmeraldLink2.0 your going to get banned!! And Dragon lord! You will be at TWO WARNINGS!! STOP! NEXT TIME IM GIVING WARNINGS!! Sorry to sound harsh, but im sick of spam, and if you absolutely must, there is a board just under this one specificly designed for it! >:(
I love you. ;D
lol j/k :Pjust glad you stopped that. So sick of that sugar gimik and the spam! >:(
Yeah, the sugar thing got old. Now let me be the one to start this back up. I wish dragonlord had an infinite amount of sugar so he would stop making topics asking us to give him sugar. And on a side note, I wish away the twitch too.
granted, but then he stalks you, and bugs you that way
Thanks ZV.
I wish no one on this site would be spammers and we could all live happilly ever after... ;D
Ganted... But other sites(Not mine ;D) Will suffer from spam.
I wish I had every Video Game Soundtrack in the world :)
granted, but tey skip like crazy and tingle sings the songs.
I wish Tingle would fall in the ocean and drown. ;D
(Seriusly)
granted but there is no corruption for good reasons!
I wish Momo could talk :)
granted but only to me!
Awww Bomber... I wish the music for Mario music was better then Zelda :)
Ganted but only a few songs.
O crude, I wish our eggs would hatch tonight instead of sunday ;D
Granted, but yours is a booger! :D I wish my computer was faster. :(
granted but its so fast you cant do anything!
Granted, but the phone cord breaks.
i wish they made a triplle layered donut covered
in jelly,chocalte,glazed sugar and was toped with
cake icing ;D
granted, but it becomes so popular with little kids and dragon lords, that mothers all across the world try and kill you (the inventor)
i wish that floam came in bigger tubs than they actually do. :-X :-\ :-* :'(
granted but then they becom free ;D(its floam)
i wish for a pet dragon
garnted but it catches you on fire. I wish I was rock lee. :)
granted but you get distracted by and get your butt kicked by sakura
i wish that i lived in a tree
granted but my dragon goes and burns your house
down,i wish i was cloud ;D
granted but you evaporate,
and why would my relative burn my house
Because they don't like you.I wish Twilight Princess would be out NOW!
granted but im the only one who gets it. :)
i wish i was cloud from ff7 not a cloud >:(
granyed, but you die the instant you join bodies with him, because your weak complection doesent mix with his buffness real well. I wish for a bowl of hot, tasty, well prepared, oatmeal, soup, in a hand crafted bowl, with a perfect spork.
WHAT!?
Granted but it falls in your lap.
I wish I was the girl in flyleaf!
P.s. love the excellant discription.
thanks!
OWIEE!! HOT HOT!! Warm warm. temprate temprate. cool, cool. C-Cold COLD!! -the simpsons
Granted but, your sining voice colapses, and you lose your voice just before you are about to sing in front of millions of people at the anual Ozzfest!
I wish i had indistructable, unstealble, unloseable, Valid, Ozzfest tickets for next year.
granted, but you are very generous and give it to me. :P
i wish i had a black kitten
pretty kitty...
Granted, but chubby sephiroth(pictured below) eats it.
aww, how sad. :P i wish i had a black kitten that wasnt eaten by Sephiroth
granted but it is psycho like my kitten
(better then being eaten :P)
i wish my brother was less annoying
granted but only for a minute,
i wish i wish i was a fish
granted, but you get eaten by a shark.
i wish i had 10 bucks
granted but those are canadian 10 bucks
I wish all humans were dead
GRANTED! im not going to corrupt that because then the world would be continued to be destroyed if i did. :'(
i wish dragons werent extinct and wouldnt go extinct again
granted, but the dragons will never be seen by anyone
i wish i could go swimming today
granted but you get eaten by a seagull
i wish was kokiri
granted but mido pushes you out of the forest
I wish i knew how a single seagul eat an entire human being! :o
i wish the seagull didnt eat me :P
granted but a pelican eats you
i wish that nothing ate me
granted but a shark bites you in half
I wish sharks were toothless!! >:( (really i hate them, and i dont get in the ocean because of them)
fine but then bugs grow 50 feet tall and have teeth that are larger than they are
(shudders) Okay, I take back the shark wish! :-[
I wish I could breathe underwater!
granted, but a shark eats you
Stupid sharks. I wish I had money.
Granted, but it turns out that it was made of chocolate.
I wish mosquitos would become extinct! >:(
granted, but then scientists deciede to recreate them just to prove that lawyers aren't the most bloodthirsty beings on earth.
I wish that I could just go home and not have to worry about doing my summer reading assignments... :(
granted but you have to read or your life will be lost! bwahahahaha!
i wish that i knew why dogs looked so sad. :(
granted but itd b/c they see you! :D
I wish I had speakers on my comp. I can only use headphones...
granted but they dont work
i wish that i was the ultimate thief
granted but ploice think you really are and take you to jail.... I wish I had a big mirror in my room.
granted but i steal it once i break out of jail
*off topic* why do you want a big mirror?
so i can stare at my reflection and try to peck at it
o, not a good idea, if you looked in the miror at yourself, you'd probably die...
and whats that supposed to mean? >:( >:( >:( >:(
nownownownow now now now.. now.. Lets just get back on topic and be happy again!! MAKE WITH THE HAPPY!! >:( I wish i was a beautiful butterfly that can mutate itself to be a hideouse beast the size of a building, chase people down, and nibble on thier innards while they kick, scream and squirm in agony. :P :P
1) :o
2)granted but i am the only being who can defeat you
ZV, granted, but you can't nibble on my innards. :P
I wish I had a piece of bacon to scare Ganon with.
granted but I eat it,
I wish I had a pirates of the caribbean patch to put on my back jeans pocket.
Granted, but it disintegrates in the wash.
I wish I wasnt so hungry/thirsty
granted but you die of water intoxication.
I wish we could have sprites and avys.
Granted but then they get deleted.
i wish that trees didnt have something against me
granted but you will look like a tree. ;D
i wish kokiri could rule the world and make humans their slaves ;D :D
Granted, but there's nothing for the slaves to do, so the Kokiri end up freeing them anyways.
I wish Dragon Lord had sugar. (I'm evil, aren't I? ;D )
granted but my caffine intake increases 100 fold!
i wish i was saria ;D
granted but then saria becomes you as a human so you just turn back.
i wish i was a transformer ;D
granted but then i see a preview off a transformers movie coming out and i laugh hysterically
to quote the late and not great at all ganon:
hahahahahahahahaha....and ha
lol ;D
i wish i had kinfdom heatrs 2
granted but you lose it in 3 seconds
Granted, but it is so scratched up that it wont play
I wish I could be a tiger...
granted but you get eaten by one of my chinese cousins
I wish I knew more powerful Fire magic! :)
granted,but then you burn your house down. I wish Vaati was my boyfriend! :)
granted, but other fangirls kill you
i wish i could have a new bike
granted, but it gets run over by an 18 wheeler.
I wish that band camp would start sooner rather than later. (and yes i am in marching band. don't make fun of me cause you know its cool!)
granted but you are forbidon (sp) to go. :P
i wish i could have another pet
granted but it eats your others!
I wish i wasn't forbidden to go to band camp.
granted , but you forget how to play an instrument.
i wish thats the weather wasnt so hot
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on July 30, 2006, 05:19:54 PM
I wish that band camp would start sooner rather than later.
I think I know why! ;D ;D ;D :P
And Firekitten: Granted, but its a turantula and escapes somewhere in your room!
turantulas are awesome! :P
I wish I could go see Pirates two again.
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 30, 2006, 05:32:10 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on July 30, 2006, 05:19:54 PM
I wish that band camp would start sooner rather than later.
I think I know why! ;D ;D ;D :P
And Firekitten: Granted, but its a turantula and escapes somewhere in your room!
why? and i like tarantulas too!
Unless it attacks, kills, and eates the adorable widdle avatar kitty meow. (Shut up, I have a soft spot for kittys. Does that make me any less of a man? HUH? (sniff) I dont think so!! (Sob) :P
I wish I had something.
granted, but its something you dont like
granted, but it is a kitten eating tarantula.
I wish zv would answer my question. i meant about band camp.
Granted, but since I forgot what happened in my deja vu flashback, you wish isn't corrupted.
I wish I'd stop having deja vu.
Granted, but you start seeing pain and suffering in your future.
I wish that my cousin was back to normal! :'(
Granted, but since you have a crying Link next to your wish, I don't have the heart to corrupt it.
I wish I knew how painful my pain and suffering will be since that's what I'm going to see instead of deja vu now.
Whats wrong with your cousin? :'(
Quote from: Nabooru on July 30, 2006, 08:03:10 PM
Whats wrong with your cousin? :'(
He's in trouble with the law and did some nasty stuff...
I WISH SUMMER WOULD LAST 4EVERRR!!!
Granted, and because I love summer, I don't want to corrupt it!
I wish that Twighlight Princess would come out already!
granted, but i get all the copies.
Quote from: Goosey on July 31, 2006, 09:38:53 AM
Granted, and because I love summer, I don't want to corrupt it!
I wish that Twighlight Princess would come out already!
granted, but you don't get one
I wish I could live in Hyrule!
granted, but Ganon kills you
What's with people killing me.... :o O.k I wish we all lived on an island, with sharks in the water and with only one coconut. BHAHAHA!!!!!
Granted but you all die and I survive
I wish I could rock red hair.
granted, but then you go mad with hunger and you try to swim and the sharks kill you
I wish I had glass of icecold crisp lemonade. :-X
Granted that sounds so good, but you dropit
I wish I could rock red hair.
what does that mean. :-\
granted but someone gets jealous so they pour black ink all over it and ruin it.
I wish that it would stop raining.
you know like have it and make it look good, like brandon flowers and Johnny Depp are guys that can rock eyeliner.
yes, yes they can...
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on July 31, 2006, 02:20:45 PM
I wish that it would stop raining.
Granted, but you get a drought, which desroys all of your food.
I wish that I could finish Chapter 10 already! :-X
i wish i was i could become a giant or minish
whenevr i wanted to ;D
Granted, but when you're a Minish, you get stepped on and when you're a giant an airplane flies into your head and you die.
I wish that I had green eyes. :D
granted, but someone hits you in the back ok the head and they fall out
I wish our eggs would hach :'(
naboroo,some one granted that wish all ready :P
freakin where? I wouldnt have asked so many times if I knew that, I look for it.
Oh hahaha I deleted my others.
howl nabooru deleted some of here posts and now it looks like you DPed
i wish i owned the universalremonster :P
granted but then he blows up your tv and returns to me, his true master
i wish i had 50 more wishes
Granted, but you use one of them by wishing that wish. ;D ;D
i still have 49 left :P
Wait, wait, here's my corruption. Granted, but...wait. What kind of wish is that? You get as many wishes as you want here. Why do you think this thread is popular?
I wish I knew what would happen if this thread wasn't popular.
Granted, but when you do, you, too, become less popular.
Dude, that hurts. And yet, I smile. :)
Well, I guess that was my best. :P
I wish that I could play R&C online!
Granted, but I somehow get a copy and beat you. :D
I wish my computer wasn't so slow!
Granted, but than it's so fast, it grows legs and runs away. :P
After that obsolete, 4-year-old technology! ;D
I wish lightning didn't exist!
Granted, but it's because I have it. The question is will I use it for good or evil. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! :P
I wish my writer's block on my original works would go away.
granted, but then you get amnesia
i wish for an iffinite supply of choclate :o
Quote from: Sephiroth on August 02, 2006, 05:30:20 AM
granted, but then you get amnesia
That really hurts. :P
Granted, but you constantly have a stomach ache and cavities. What, dentures can't get cavaties. :P
me and my chocalate have no need for you,i wish
i had perfect teeth that stay perfect no matter what :P
granted but someone punches you and half of them fall out :P
Granted, but a jealous movie star hires someone to cut them out so he can have it. Didn't see that coming, now did you? :)
i was hoping someone would say all the chocalte goes strait to your thighs,i wish for videogames
that always work and wont go away
granted but you don't get any of them. :) I wish I was the nine tail fox. :)
granted but you have to live in akids stomachs :P
that would be cool if I was part of naruto I wish I was naruto. :)
grnted but m saske
cool then I kick your but. :)
there was no way around it :( i wish for the huge frog
that naruto summons
Granted, but it corrupts in the worst way possible.
which is :-\
I don't watch Naruto, so I have no clue what the worst way possible is. Use your imagination.
i wish i knew what you guys were talking about ;)
Granted, because I want to know too. ;)
granted, but you run away screaming because you were expecting something nice but you were terrified.
I wish i could go to band camp instead of volleyball camp tomarrwo.
Granted, but while you're at band camp, you get hit with a volleyball.
I wish a had a pet.
omg!!! ive already been to volleyball camp...
but ill go again! take me with you!
Quote from: alex on August 02, 2006, 04:09:43 PM
omg!!! ive already been to volleyball camp...
but ill go again! take me with you!
you can go instead of me! and i will go to band! its not that i don't want to go its just i would rather go to band.
granted, but you get tired of taking care of it and add to the overpopulation of animals
I wish i had already done my summer reading assignments.
Granted, but you have to read them again because you forgot you already read them. By the way, I already have a pet. Joke's on you. :P
darn... oh well.
Quite clever, Hi no Seijin!
I wish that my pencil would come alive! ;D
do you already have an alive pencil??? Hi No Sejin has me paranoid now...
granted, but it decides to eat you hair off.
I wish that i could tell people no without feeling bad.
Granted, but I don't have the heart to corrupt your wish.
I wish my brother wouldn't ask me for help when he plays Zelda games.
Granted, but then you feel bad about telling him no...
Wow... I wish that i could have a cupcake right now.
Granted, but I get two more than you do.
I wish I had a lemon cupcake with chocolate frosting on it.
Granted, but i steal it because you got more than me.
I wish that i could meet so0meone who could beat me at Clue (boardgame)
Granted, but they also beat you at chess.
I wish people would realize all of the n's in my name are lowercase. (Good luck corrupting that wish; I don't really care. :D )
granted, but they then point out that so are all of the i's.
I wish that i new how many posts you have to make to get 4 stars...
Granted, but you forget how many posts it takes to get five stars. ;D
I wish I knew why tornadoes should exist.
Granted, but you find out it's Vaati doing and you faint from the shock.
I wish Vaati could've remained in his human form.
Granted, but Ganondorf remains in his pig form.
I wish I knew why there are so many pennies out there! :o
Granted, but that's all you get from now on.
i wish i could be an oscar myer weiner!mwahahahah
and i wish to know why my files in links awakening got deleted today :'(
You find out that the files were deleted by an airborn virus that deletes all game files. By finding it you let it free and it recks havoc on you and the gaming world.
I wish that my N64 took less than two minutes to start up a game...
granted but now it takes like five minutes.
I wish i wasn't so darn sore right now. :'(
Granted, but you end up being more sore later. (Yes, I am evil, aren't I? :P )
I wish that I had telekinetic powers!
Ganted, but I don't know what that is.
I wish I never deleted my PM's :(
Granted, but you delete every post you have on the forums.
I wish that I could turn invisible!
Granted, but then you lose your pants ;D
I wish they didn't cancle fairly odd parents :(
I do, too! I don't have the nerve to corrupt it!
I wish that Nickelodeon didn't make such bad decisions on what show to cancel!
Granted, but then tv land does that.
I wish my cousin would come up soon.
Granted, but he's invisible
I wish My dad would get home.
granted, but he turns out to be undead and turns you into his next sacrifice.
I wish I could watch.
Granted bur your his next victem....
I wish I had an Ice cold shirley temple.
granted but i steal it :) yum.
no sugar for you. >:(
a shirley temple isnt sugar!
it has cherry syrup in it and it is also soda. :P
I wish this could hit 100 pages! :)
Granted, but person above surpasses it!
I wish I had a silk robe.
Granted, but its too small
I wish someone would sign on before we start convo posting ;)
granted, but i dont stay on too long.
i wish i could see pirates of the caribean 2..
granted but no corruption!!!!!!
I wish my $70 glass misting fountain lamp didnt just break.
Granted, but it disintigrates instead! :P
I wish I had started using Firefox sooner!
Granted, but you use it for so long, you have to switch to Internet Explorer. :P
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for. ;D
granted but it gets corrupted.
i wish that i wasnt like a zombie when im tired.
Granted; you're more like a mummy! :P
I wish I was even more technologically gifted.
gratned but the cia brainwashes you for being too advanced
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted; you get no wish. :P
I wish that my computer weren't slow!
granted but it goes too fast.
i wish tat i was safe from the deadly threat of vending machines
Granted, but that leaves you unprotected with bank tellers or shop clerks.
I wish Square Enix would come out with the next KH game soon! :)
Granted... but... um...sorry, not corrupting that one... wait, your playstation dies ;D
I wish I could find the Minish Cap :(
Granted, but your R button malfunctions before you meet Ezlo, making you unable to go any further than that.
I wish Barbossa won't beat up for corrupting his wish. ;)
granted but I do
I wish I had more pjs
Granted, but they're stained with my blood. Wish you hadn't beaten me up now, huh? :P
As long as you didnt get it on my carpet. (lol insider sort of)
I wish Nabooru's carpet was stained.
granted but you buy me a spotbot out of the kindness of your heart. :)
I wish ZV would get bandaids.
Granted, but I stick them all over your house and sleeping grandma, I wish for godzilla.
What? my grandmas half a country away.....
Granted but he kills you.
I wish I could watch Greys anatomy in peace.
Granted but the patient screams his head off.
I wish for a broken walkie talkie.
Granted, but it explodes when you try to talk into it.
I wish I had a glass of pure, not-poisoned water.
Granted, but I take it.
I wish I had a glass of pure, not-poisoned water too. :P
Granted, but the water was used to make the glass which is therefor... empty!
i wish i had a real epona i could ride around town on
Granted, but I take her to make glue. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! :P
i wish i wasnt tired.
Granted, but your energy cause you to crash into a tree.
I wish I had more rewritable CDs.
granted but a psycho breaks out of those fun cushie rooms and eats them.
I wish they would make more Kingdom Hearts Chronicles soon.
Granted but they suck.
I wish for nothing.
Granted. I don't know how to corrupt that wish.
I wish ZV would check out my story on HA2. I could use his help.
Granted but I dont know where it is.
I wish Hi no Seijin would tell me where its at.
Granted, but he wont help.
I wish the tigers will win tonight.
granted but they lose every other game for the rest of theyre existance.
I wish I had a cool chair form target.
Granted, but its broken
I wish Blank would answer the Assasin topic :P
Granted, but it makes no scence.
I wish my msn contacts would get online soon.
Granted, but they all block you!
I wish I wasn't sore from band camp and that i didn't have a million blisters from practicing for the home run durby.
Granted, but you lose your motupiece for the instrument and can't go to band camp anymore, and you decide to beat up mr. sandbag for hours the next day
i wish my hair could defy gravity....
granted, but that would be absolutely too cool to happen.
I wish that my most annoying friend would quit calling me when she lives like two houses away!
Granted, but she only does it for a week.
I wish I could get the Minish Cap, and some other Zelda games.
Granted, but you don't have the proper systems to play them...
i wish the coke i'm drinking wasn't flat -_-
Granted, but its warm.
I the twins weren't making a comeback over the tigers. :(
granted, but you lose all your hair, i wish I couls breath underwater, and in space, and land.
Granted, but you are weak to kryptonite.
I wish I had some kryptonite.
granted but u cant handle the power and your hands
melt off :Pi wish i had a good book
Granted, but all the pages get ripped out.
I wish there was something to watch on TV.
Granted, but it inspires your evil twin to take over the world and kill you.
I once again wish for evil smilies.
Granted, but they take over the world! ;D
I wish I were a butterfly!
Granted, but a frog will eat you! :D
I wish I had a pet hamster
granted but he hes to lazy to actualy do anything
fun,i wish summer lasted longer :'(
granted but you are paralized all summer
*gasp* How cruel, DL! :o :P
I wish I had a longer attention span.
granted but that takes away from your comon sense
i wish it rained cats an dogies
Granted but they are huge, nd are killing people. The world eventually gets over populated and everyone reverts back to a primitive state.
I wish for a atomonthropizational exomelting circulation of tundra. :D
granted but then you dont know what it is so it is useless.
I wish this thing would go ahaad and hit 100 pages!
Granted, but it stops there.
I wish the wish of a wish had a wish that the wish wished for had a wish to wish on.
granted, but since you had 8 wishes in there they all get canceled out.
I wish that my migraine and headache would go away and never return!
Granted, but you get a stomach ache that won't go away. Oh, and I only had one wish. That wish had seven wishes. :P
wow... i wish that you hadn't just confused the daylights out of me.
I wish ::)
Granted, but none of my wishes can be corrupted now. Boy, do I wish that was true. :D
Granted, but everyone else's wishes do, too, thereby making this topic useless.
I wish I owned NASA!
Granted, but your astronauts are dogs. ;D
No matter; there was a dog who went into space. ;D
I wish that my dog were more obedient.
Granted, but you inherit my dog that sheds everywhere. :P
I wish said dog would stop shedding.
granted but it chews everything and every trick goes wrong
i wish i could fly to mars in a hang glider!
granted but your head implodes from the lack of air. (what a way to go)
I wish humans will care more about what's going on on Earth rather than Mars.
granted, but nobody will levae you alone when you go outside
Oh no, not the paparazzi. Let's go to Mars.
yes, lets.
I wish i could type better
garnedt, becuas i wnt ot tipe beter to. P:
I wish my brother wasn't an annoying brat ;)
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on August 08, 2006, 06:44:14 PM
Granted, but you inherit my dog that sheds everywhere. :P
That doesn't corrupt my wish, either; my dog sheds everywhere, too. :P
Anyway, granted, but another relative is.
I wish the tigers won. :'(
Granted, but the Red Wings lost.
I wish that my ISP didn't stink!
Granted, but your cable stinks instead.
I wish I know why I say, "Great googly moogly."
My mom doesn't have cable. Three times in a row! ;D
Granted, but you don't know about your very existence.
Oh no. I'm fading away. Help
Granted, but you end up in a different world. :P
I wish me and zelda veteran get to make a site. :)
QuoteGranted, but you end up in a different world.
(Psst. I don't exist anymore. Remember?)
Hey, existence is a matter of perspective. Oh, well.
I wish that I weren't shy!
Granted, but...hey! We're at 100 pages! We have to stop! I said the Corrupt a Wish Game wouldn't go past 100! :P
Anywho, granted, but you're over assertive instead, forcing people away from you.
I wish I hadn't just corrupted that wish.
Granted, but you'll corrupt the next revolutionary wish. ;D
I wish I knew how zero-point energy really works...
Granted, but I corrupt it.
I wish I could unravel the time-space continuum, but fix it without changing anything.
Granted, but other people can unravel it, too, and they end up changing it.
I wish I knew more about gravity! :D
I wish Hi no Seijin would reply to the topic in HA2
Sorry, I get the e-mail notifications minutes after the fact.
anywho, I wish they didn't cancle Fairly odd parents :(
granted,but they cancle jimmy neutron instead
i wish i owned a shield
granted,but its made of butter and is useless.
i wish i could jump super high :o
granted, but you jump so high that you reach space anddie from lack of air.
I wish I was as tall as You Ming(Spelled wrong)
granted but your head hits the ceiling and you have to crawl to get under the door way :P
I wish the nintendo revolution would come out already.
granted but there is no possible way for you or anyone else to get it
that includes you. ::)
i know :'(
you messed up the wish for everybody. :-*
Quote from: MasterKey on August 09, 2006, 07:54:15 AM
granted,but they cancle jimmy neutron instead
They already did... :'(
I wish that I was a great swordsman! ;D
granted but you poke your eye out
I wish I could do anything.
Granted, but you lose position as mod. :) Kidding.
I wish I had some more friends.
Granted, but one of them is secretly from Russia and is a member of the Mafia.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, How do you say, help in japenesse?
I wish there was a good TV show on at this time.
granted but you cant watch it due to the recent sword incident
Oh bumber.
I wish dragon lord never got off sugar, it was funny.
granted and i aint gonna corrupt that wish!
I wish I could be that crazy.
granted but you get exhausted easily. I wish i was like gaara. :)
granted, but....umm. i dont see a corruption for that.
i wish more people woul join the fred fredburger clan.
Granted, but then people realize that its stupid, and join a real clan, I wish for a miracle.
granted but it's followed by a disaster
I wish pigs could fly!!
granted but fish lose their gils,i wish icould join the
fred fred burger clan! ;D
granted! no corruption!
I wish Hi no Seijin would come back.
granted but i scare him away again. ;D
I wish school didnt start for another week.
Granted, can't think of a corruption.
granted but then your school dose not have summer next few years :Pim evil,i wish i had a pet monkey!
granted but it wont stop chewing on your head
i wish i had a helmet :'(
granted but the monkey eats the helmet and continues to chew on your head
i wish i had a moded psp >:(
Granted, but it was split in half when you first played it.
I wish the Wii would come out soon! :)
granted,but nobody publishes games on it.
I wish i could beat super mario bros: the lost levels.
granted but thats not a game so it never was created
I wish I was lyserg. :)
granted but you live in a tv
i wish i could have a bigger pool.
granted bt u have to clean up the pool every day :P
ugh eww..my pool gets dirty cause its right under a tree..
ok then, i wish i could chop down the tree
granted but it lands in the pool and you got to clean it up :P
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
ok i wish there wer no trees in my neighboorhood :)
were do you think they all go........your pool :P
outsmarted by greeny again...ok i give up...for now...
Quote from: greeny on August 10, 2006, 07:31:48 AM
granted but you live in a tv
:'( man that is a big bummer. :'(
I wish I was a member of less forums.
granted but you don't ever get any messages. I wish there was something good on tv.
granted but you cant watch it due to MagmarFire's eye injury
i wish i owned a dog
granted but it wont stop chewing on your leg, while the monkey chews on your head
i wish that i could defeat Iyserg at least once in battle with the rest of battles remaining a 50 50 % chance of one of us winning.
Quote from: dragon lord on August 10, 2006, 12:19:20 PM
granted but you cant watch it due to MagmarFire's eye injury
Wait a minute. I have an eye injury? :-X
Ow...! :-* :P
I wish that my apparently-injured eye healed.
granted but it goes somwhere else on the body :P
Poor MagmarFire..
I wish this football game was more exciting.
grnted but the mario series starts making games like
mario sets the vcr and mario doss weekly shoping.
i wish i wasnt so tired..
granted but you go three days without shuting your eyes
i wish that someone else would make a wish so i can corrupt it. :P
Granted, but its a wish that can't be currupted.
i wish i didnt have to babysit tonight...
granted,but you have to mow the lawn instead
i wish it were ten years from now so i can listen to the 13 year cicadas.
granted, but your wish malfunction and you grow to 50
yay! then ill be able to listen to the tirteen year cicadas twice! i think.
;D i wish i could go to six flgas magic mountain!
granted but you cant move at all once you get there.
i wish for Robert pattinson. The guy inmy avy who plays cedric diggory.
Quote from: dragon lord on August 10, 2006, 05:02:04 PM
granted but it wont stop chewing on your leg, while the monkey chews on your head
i wish that i could defeat Iyserg at least once in battle with the rest of battles remaining a 50 50 % chance of one of us winning.
is not going to happen now since I have new guy. :) I wish I was a hokage. :)
Granted, but I don't know what that is, so I can't corrupt it.
I wish Lions would win a superbowl.
granted but they never win another game after that I wish I was super cool. :)
granted but you lose intrest in your health and evryone starts hating you cause your gross :P
i wish i had a keyblade
Granted,but then it breaks and your cousin gets 1.
I wish I could have a$1,000,000 gift card for clothes.
granted but someone steals it.
i wish to get tetris for gamecube.
granted, but you get so into it that you lose all feeling in your legs and never walk again. I wish that my nose wasn't sunburned.
granted but you get skin cancer....
I wish I could figure out what to do!
granted but you forget what it was.
I wish that i could go school shoping today and get it over with.
granted but you get a bunch of stuff you hate
I wish school didnt start for at least a week
granted, it doesn't start for almost three weeks for me.
I wish that I could get the A Kiss Could Be Deadly cd.
granted but it explodes
I wish I could fly
darn... Granted but you keep flying into trees.
I still wish i could have the cd..
granted but someone steal it.
granted but you 2nd cousins half-brothers friends aunt throws it out the window. :)
I wish for robert pattinson.
granted, but he runs away from you! ;)
I wish that i hadn't actually just typed out that smiley.
Granted, but you type out this emoticon: ;D .
I wish I had the Weird Al "Poodle Hat" CD.
Granted but it's all scratched and they are sold out with no more for 5 years.I wish I could take riding.
i wish..i had a bigger pool ;D
I wish I had more bacon.
granted, but its spoiled :-*
youre supposed to make a wish now.
my bad ;)
i wish i had a horse
I wish hadn't broke up with my girlfriend even though I will be going out with a new one by the end of tommorow. :)
granted but it poops on you a lot
I wish I had more movies
granetd but they are of crappy quality
i wish i had...mario golf skills
hey you'll didn't grant my wish. :'(
granted but you spend every waking second with her
:o ok thats all right by me. :)
I wish Greys anatomy was 2 hours.
say what. :-X
ok how are youconfused by that? That little say what thing is getting annoying.
I didn't get what you had said. ;)
Greys anatomy is one hour I wish it was two how hard is that?
granted but it ets cancelled sooner.
I wish i had a laptop!
granted but you dont get internet or games on it.
I wish I could redecorate my room! :D
Granted, but redecorating means to remove everything.
I wish I were funny. ;D
Granted but u only know 3 jokes.
I wish i had another cat :)
Granted, but it gets ran over by a car(poor kitty)
I wish Placido Polonco didn't get hurt. :(
granted but then he dies in a instant I wish had a slice of pizza. :)
granted but you cant eat it. i wish school didnt start so soon.
granted it starts tommorow. :P I wish we lived in a naruto world. :)
granted, but you die horribly in the new world
I wish i had a new gamecube
Granted, but you miss out on getting the Wii.
I wish I had something to drink...! :-*
Granted, but its warm.
I wish I had as much posts as magmarfire.
granted, but wqhen you break his brecord by one, you are banned.
i wish i had shoes which let me jump 10 feet in the air!
Granted, Jumping now has a new meaning <_<
I wish people wouldn't make fun of the French.
Granted,but then they make fun of the Spanish.
I wish my cat would stay in the yard.
granted but you soon lose intrest in your cat cause it just stands in the exact same spot all the time
I wish people would make fun of the spanish
I wish people would make fun of the spanish
I wish People would make fun of the Spanish.
Hey, if I say it 3 times, it'll come true, right?
Yes, but it will be corrupted three times as badly.
I wish I had more words to translate!
then you can't speak
I wish this wish was pointless
You mean it isn't pointless? :-X ;D
I wish that TLoZ:THoT would come out now!
Granted, but you can't get it, Lol.
I wish they never cancled fairly odd parents. :(
I do, too. I'm not corrupting it!
I wish that Nickelodeon wasn't evil.
granted,but instead evry other channel becomes evil
i wish i had a movie theatre in my house :)
Granted, but your banned from it for spilling pop on the projector.
I wish they would stop making stupid kids bop.
granted but they come out with kids jam or something
i wish that i was a lizard
granted but you get eaten by a lizard. :P I wish my leg wasn't hurting. :'(
granted but then your arms start hurting
i wish i liked swiss chesse
Granted, but its not good, I don't get it, if you wish you like it, why don't you eat it?
I wish that wish made some since.
granted, but then none of the other wishes make sense
i wish i had a 70" TV!
granted but it breaks I wish I could win my game tommorow. :)
granted but you lose all the other games
i wish i was less hyper
Granted, but your boring person for ever.
I wish I could think of another wish, wait I did, Lol
granted but it gets corrupted(?)
i wish i couldnt get off hyperness type thing.
umm... granted but you SUCK
>:( i grr you
then die by looking at thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHzVraVa3nQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHzVraVa3nQ)
I wish my heart would stop hurting.
granted but your spleen starts hurting.
i wish the happy happy joy joy song wasnt so disturbing :o
Granted, but its annoying.
I wish the tigers didn't lose.
granted but they dont win
i wish that EmeraldLink2.0 would let me have sugar :(
Granted, but its sugar free sugar.
I wish I could think of another wish.
granted but its for me to get uncontrollably hyper.
i wish when songs got stuck in my hea they wouldnt echo
Quote from: Sora on August 18, 2006, 08:29:25 PM
Granted, but its sugar free sugar.
I wish I could think of another wish.
well then there's no point in suger free suger it's just powder
Lol, you got a point.
I wish jack would fix the majora's mask walkthough.
I wish Jack would get on and moderate more
Granted, but Im not corrupting that.
I wish I knew what Jack was up to that was keeping him from not coming to the forums.
granted
I wish Jack had more free time
granted, but he doesnt visit TDC ever again.
i wish my brothers were less hyper..
granted but im twice as hyper twice the time
i wish summer would never end.
Granted,but summer turns into winter and it becomes awfully cold in the water.
I wish there weren't so many KH videos on youtube.
Granted... but um, theres a bounch of zelda movies there.
I wish zoey 101 was more funny.
granted, but that would defeat the purpose of it being a kid's soap opera.
I wish that my sax would hurry up and get here...
Granted, but it turns out to be defective.
I wish that tornadoes never existed!
ganted but now earthquakes are twice as many
i wish i could lick my elbow (hard,very hard)
Granted but you lose your tongue.
I wish I wasn't hungry, need food.
granted but you lose your tounge and your stomach s too small to contain any food stuffs.
I wieh I could be bothered to post more.
granted but you never get off your computer and you starve yourself.
I wish i had a large sum of money.
Granted, but it is Blood money! And it falls apart in your hands as soon as you touch it.
I wish it would stop raining here!
Granted, but tornadoes appear. (Yes, I know it contradicts my last wish.)
I wish that I actually exist.
Granted, but everyone suddenly hates you.
I wish I owned an airplane.
granted but yoiuy getarrested for having no permit
i wish i had a tv made of silver
granted but all the wires and junk are silver and so they dont work as good as when they were copper
ok i wish everything in my house was gold
do you guys have a second floor?
yes we do (dont make the house collapse ;D)
darn it, :'( ok then your house becomes the squarish equivalent of a lightning rod!
You need to wish!
I wish I had a laptop.
Granted, but you can't have mine.
I wish I didn't have dialup(Spelled wrong)
Granted, but the laptop is only 133mhz, and only a GB of memory, with onloy windows 95.
I wish I weren't so disillusioned.
granted but only for a minute
Dl u gotta make a wish so we can mess with it! ;D
I wish I had lotsa choco in da house! :D
granted but i eat it all
i wish that i had a lizard and nothing bad or painfull happened to him! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ([size=-8888]been through that once)[/size] :(
Granted, but in soviet america, Lizart eat YOU!
thank you
Darn, I forgot to make a wish...
I wish it would snow all year round. I love snow, just don't get to see it often. It'd help offset global warming for one thing, heh.
granted but everytime you toutch snow it melts
i wish i had some moonpies. :)
Granted,. but these moonpies make you gain weight ten times faster, so your stomach spontaneously balloons!
I wish my snow wouldn't melt.
granted but you freeze and then spontaniously combust
i wish my stomach didnt balloon
granted but you turn into a green elephant looking thing and its stomach balloons.
i wish that it would stop raining here and that there are no tornadoes...
granted but the sun is too powerfull and all water dries up and all flammable liquids and objects light on fire
i wish that i could stay in my normal form and not have my stomach baloon!
Garanted,but it goes straight to your thighs! ;D
I wish I could win some money! :D
granted but i steal it.
i wish i could be the ultimate theif without ever getting caught or suspected
Granted, but we'll catch you somehow.
I wish I had a N64. ;D
granted but i steal that
i wish there was no possible way for you guys to catch me or stop me from stealing
Granted, but we can with future technology! ;D
I wish you still didn't know where I lived.
granted but my army of laef-cutter ants know and they tell me!
i wish nothing and no one could ever be able to catch me!
granted, but only for 30 seconds
i wish i had a platinum watch
granted but i steal that
i wish that everyone and everything would stop trying to stop me fromstealing for the rest of time!!!
granted but they need to put you in solitary confinement instead
i wish this topic would go on forever
granted but i get out of solitary confinment.
i wish that ui could get this strape(?) jacket off!
grnated, but then you only have 3 toes
i wish summer went on for another month
granted no corruption!!!
i wish i can find some cool smileys for my forum
Granted but they escape from the computer and destroy the world.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted but only for today
i wish that the smileys wouldnt destroy the world [size=-99999999](i wanna do that)[/size]
Granted; cockroaches do. ;D
I wish I had another wish! :P
granted but it gets corrupted
i wish i could destroy the world instead of roaches!
Granted, but I would have to join you.
I wish I knew how to get a Farore instead of having the code spelled out for everyone to see.
Granted, but um... it gets deleted, and then the topic gets deleted.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
granted but you dont know what to do
If you have a wish, granted, but whatever I could do to corrupt it, I'll use to corrupt it.
i wish that werent so confusing :-X
Granted, but its um, um, can't corrupt that,
I wish I had something to corrupt.
granted but it uncorrupts
i wish that my wishes would uncorrupt themselves
Granted, but, um, why cant someone give me a wish to corrupt!?!?!
I wish that someone would make a corruptable wish!
granted but you cant think of a corruption
i wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted
Granted, but, whatever.
I wish that I had a cookie.
granted but i steal it and eat it like a rabid animal
i wish these hchips would stop tasting so good!
granted but then you lose all your tastebuds
i wish i could post over 3000 times
Granted, but i don't get it.
I wish that wish made since.
granted but, that is confusing :-X
i wish my wish would be corrupted and uncorrupt itself rendering the corruptors corruption corrupted
Granted, but what?!?
I wish someone would grant a freakin wish that I can corrupt!
granted bit your corruption gets corrupted there fore the corruption wasnt ever made
i wish that my wishes when corrupted would corrupt the corruption making the wish uncorrupted
Granted, will you make some since?
I wish Dragon lord would make some since.
granted but the sense i make only makes sense to me and no one else so although you say it doesnt make sense id makes sense to me and makes nno sense to you. :P
i wish i could keep going on like this :)
Granted, but I'll stop you, HA!
I wish you would make some since.
granted but the sense i make only makes sense to me and no one else so although you say it doesnt make sense id makes sense to me and makes nno sense to you. :P
i wish you wouldnt try to stop me
What? Granted, but Hi no Seijin stops you. HA!
I Wish you would stop confusing me. >:(
granted but the defentiton of stop and confusion change so the words mean the exact opposite so i have to continue to confuse you for example:
Quotegranted but your corruption gets corrupted there fore the corruption wasnt ever made
i wish no one would try to stop me
Granted, but you get banned from TDC! HA!
I wish I would stop shaking so weirdly like this.
Granted, but you must have a sugar rush!
I wish I was on a sugar rush. :) :) :) :) :)
granted but i get on a sugar rush too
i wish i wouldnt get banned
Well, I can't grant that. :-\
I wish I could, though! ;D
granted no corruption!
i wish i wasnt hungry :-*
Granted, but I need to eat first.
I wish my mom could come home so I could eat lunch.
granted but you instantly get lockjaw so you cant open your mouth for three days bwahahahaha!
i wish it wee two months from now so i can get my pet lizard already
granted but i steal that ;D
I wish you couldn't steal anything.
granted except for my lizard >:(
i wish i could steal stuff and still keep my lizard
Granted, but I steal the stuff you stoll.
I wish Jack would respond to the pm I sent him.
Granted, but he'd have to respond to mine, first.
I wish I had a N64.
OMG! He responded!
Granted, but it has faulty wiring
I wish I had my collectors edition now.
granted but i steal that ;D
I wish the N64 didn't have faulty wiring. If I could hook up a GCN, fix a laptop, and set the timer on a VCR, You would think I could handle faulty wiring.
Granted, but um... that made no since to me...
I wish I wasn't sooooooo bored.
are you saying that im boring? cus your talking to me...
No, no, Im not saying that...
Im saying im bored because I want to do something, and no one will do anything.
I wish there was something to do.
Granted, but that 'something' is dancing with the village people.
I wish people would talk to me more.
Granted, but the people are boring...
I wish I could be more Random.
Granted, but you become my clone and I am forced to cut out your tongue. :P
I wish I didn't need to do that.
granted, but insetad you need to cut off his finger.
i wish we would stop amputating each other.
granted but i eat everyone who was supposed to be amputated. (sorry sora)
i wish i didnt have to eat sora
grantd but instead you have to eat a bomb
i wish i didnt have to corrupt any more wishes.
Granted but it only lastes a few seconds...
I wish that I could have came up with a better corruption.
do you really want my corruption? *shrug* ok
granted but your corruption gets corrupted there fore the corruption wasnt ever made
i wish i could be more confusing
Not that I need to ask, but what?
This one is very sorry for insulting Dragon lord, I thus destroy the world, have a nice day...
I wish someone would drug Dragon lord so he wouldn't be nearly as annoying or hyper.
like water off a duck's back i always say :)
granted but it only works for a minute
I wish that the movie Ultraviolet was never made.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish that I weighed 117 pounds, not 115.
Granted, and again, can't think of a corruption...
I wish Zoey 101 was a funnier show.
granted, but only for 2 episodes
i wish i could play Donkey Kong Country 3
Granted, but it dies before you can finish it.
I wish I was less bored.
granted but only for a minute, after that your life is thrown into perpetual boredom
Dragonlord, THINK OF A WISH!
I want to be able to corupt something!
ok corrupt this: i wish i had pudding ;D
Granted, but the pudding is made out of your own choice of topping (which is good) But the only toppings are petrochloride and Cyanide, (which is bad) The pudding comes with a krusty doll (which is good) But the doll is also evil (which is... BAD)
I wish Dragon lord would get drugged, just to see what a drunk dragon is like, heeheheheheheh.
trust me, even though i havent been drunk, you dont want to see me that way!
i wish we could see dragon lord drugged ;D
no you dont!
Yes we do!
I wish you guys would stay on topic.
Gee, I'd like to, but...
I wish that I had a big screen TV! ;D
Granted but it dies...
I wish I had a car.
granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish that i wasn't sunburned. (even my feet are sunburnt, i didn't even know that was possible.)
Granted but it is replaced by frost bite.
I wish our computer mouse worked.
Granted, but if gets fried after you accidently spill water on it.
I wish our dog wasn't a mama's boy.
granted, but it bites you now every 10 seconds
i wish i had a car
Granted, but the car is also evil.
I wish we could drug dragon lord!
granted but it doesnt work
i wish you guys would stop trying to drug me!
Granted, but the girls do, i wish this topic would hit a whopping 200!!!!!!
Granted but it gets a mind of its own and takes over the world.
I wish I my nail was healed.
granted but it falls off. I wish I knew what to do. :)
granted, but you only know for a second.
I wish i wasnt so computer-stupid.
granted but you forget how to play video games
I wish my computer would run faster, bangs computer with fists* RUN FASTER PEICE OF CRAP!
granted, but it only does so at the result of years of hitting it and so it only runs faster for a few minutes before it finally dies.
I wish that today would be overwith.
Granted but tomorrow will never end.
I wish I wasn't always bored.
granted but then your always High
i wish i had a sword.
Granted, but you chop yourself to bits when you try to perform Omnislash. :P
I wish that my school weren't crap!
granted but this site (to you) becomes crap
i wish i could have a tank ;D
Granted, but you blow up in it.
I wish I could beat chain of memeroies.
Granted, but you need to go through years to clean the red tape.
I wish I didn't have so much homework!
Granted, but um... um... no corruption there...
I wish my computer would stop disconnecting me from the internet.
Granted, but then your computer dies.
I wish that I could see Dragonlord druged!
Granted but he takes steroids for his drug goes on a rampage and you die.
I wish for a Wii.
granted, but it breaks the next day.
I wish i could go to the same school i went to last year.
granted but you only go for a day and then you have to move to alaska.
I wish that my bookbag and tenor sax would hurry up and get here!
granted, but then somebody ruins them.
i wish my dogs didnt bark so much.
granted but then when someone tries to rob your house they don't make a sound.
I wish that i didn't have to go into the caffeteria at all.
granted, but you can never eat again.
i wish my friend didnt move to her dad's house.. (he lives far away..)
granted but then you move to a different far away place.
I wish that i didn't have to go into the caffeteria and that i had a lunch box full of perfectly good food so i could eat outside of it.
granted but then you can never drink water again.
i wish my brothers didnt fight all the time. ???
granted, but then they fight with you.
I wish that school hadn't started todayl.
Granted; it started yesterday. ;D
I wish the Packers were more defensive.
Granted, but they STILL suck.
I wish Dragon lord wouldn't take steriods, and would instead take some LSD! (hallucogenic drug)
granted, but he destroys the world.
I wish i had a new bed.
Granted but its half your size.
I wish I had new shoes.
granted but everyone except you hates them
i wish i never had to go to school
granted, but you can never get a job.
i wish i could see PotC2 again.
granted, but the quality sucks
i wish the Wii would come out
Granted, but there will be bad wiring.
I wish I had a horse.
I wish for a perfect wii that nothing can go wrong with and same goes with the games.
Link104: granted, but you cant ride it.
newbkying: granted, but you dont know how to use it.
i wish i didnt spend so much money..
granted but you become an old miser whom everyone dislikes.
I wish i could land a quadruple heelflip...
granted, but you can only land it once.
i wish my brother wasnt so loud...
Granted, but then he goes mute entirely and learns the cure for cancer but can't tell anyone.
I wish I could have the most delicious cheeseburger ever created right now...
granted, but you have to pay 1 million dollars before you can eat it.
i wish i could have my dream job(s).
Granted, but it isn't what you dreamed it was and you eventually tire of it and become a recluse.
i wish i could paint my room light blue.
Granted, but it all faids away...
I wish I could make more sence,
granted, but you blow up the world because you make too much sence :P
I wish my dog wasn't so lazy
granted, but only for a day.
i wish i could see scary movie 4.
granted, but you end up hating it
I wish I had french fries
granted, but they taste gross.
i wish i could have ceasar salad and it tasted good.
granted, but there's poison in it
I wish I could win the lottery for a lot of money!!
granted, but you cant spend any of it.
i wish i had a quad that worked and i could drive it.
Granted but you wreck it on the first drive.
I wish I could finish my flash cartoon...
granted but you or anyone else cant watch it.
i wish i could go traveling.
Granted, but you go to France...(have you ever been there?...I hate it.)
I wish I could eat whoever-posts-next's hands...
granted but you have to eat your hands AND your feet first.
i wish school didnt start so early.
granted but summer vacation is one day long
I wish I could flip a butterfly knife well.
granted, but you cant flip other knives well
i wish i had Mario Strikers: Charged
Granted, but the system its on doesn't read it...
I wish school wasn't so near.
granted but it has already started.
i wish that we didn't have school tomarrwol.
granted but you are transfered to military school
I wish I didnt have to sleep.
Granted but you die an early death as a result.
I wish my arm was better (I overextended it last night sparring...)...
granted but now your leg hurts instead
i wish MY legs didnt hurt
Granted but your face is in excruciating pain!!!
I wish I could have some sushi...
:-*too much hurting lol. Granted but it tastes horrible
i wish more people would be my friends here..
Granted, but its only a limeted time...
I wish they would make more Drake and josh soon.
granted but all the new epsidoes are terrible.
I wish Omegakey had made a wish that I could've corrupted.....
Granted but in a moment of extreme intelligence he makes such a complex and foolhardy wish, that no one can corrupt it.
I wish I had broadband.
Granted but then you get disconnected more than you used to because of faulty servers.
I wish I wasn't so introverted...hahahahaha!!!
granted, but then you are entirely too extroverted.
I wish that I had some green and black striped tights.
Granted, but the dye rubs off and you get green and black striped legs.
I wish that troll would stop looking at me.
Granted but somebody else looks at you
I wish Hurricane Ernesto would go away.
Granted but when it leaves there is a huge eathquake, destroying everything.
I wish michigan had a better offence, and please don't curropt that one! lol ;D
I can't really, but...
I wish I could stay in one place for at least 5 stinkn' years! >:(
Granted, but you get alot of bad storms there.
I wish there was something interesting on tv.
Well, there's Merlin's Apprentice on Hallmark...
I wish my soda wouldn't go flat.
darn it, cant think of a corruption.
i wish i didnt have to do so much math at home :'(
granted, but you have to do alot of reading instead
i wish i had a new keyboard
granted but it spontaniously combusts the second you get it
i wish i had a bomb suit ;D
Granted, but you blow up in it.
I wish that made since.
granted, but only words that start with y now make sense from this point forth
i wish i had a bigget house.
Granted, but you get the smallest room.
I wish I had wireless internet.
granted, but then who ever was in charge of the computers in your house could block you from the net whenever they wanted by taking you off the list. Dark Zelda has it... she is grounded alot!
I wish that more of my friends were awake!
Granted, but than you'll fall asleep.
I wish that I had a good wish that nobody could corrupt.
granted but you forget it before you wish! ;D
i wish i had no allergies
Granted, no corruption.
I wish people would stop dying around me! :'(
granted but then you die (sorry.)
I wish that people would stop making wishes and then having the response "no corruption"
that is the whole purpose of this thread.
Granted, no corruption! ;D (Haha, sorry!)
I wish you didn't give me that corruption. >:(
Granted but she gives you a a worse one like torture then death...
I wish, my peice of rock turned into a microphone.
granted, but it explodes
i wish i had a chicken ;D
Granted, but you end up eating it.
I wish I had something fun to do.
granted, but then it becomes fun no longer.
I wish that my throat didn't hurt so bad.
granted then your head hurts I wish I didn't dislocate my left shoulder
granted, but you break your arm instead
I wish that they made more episodes of "The Simpsons", and that you made a wish I could corrupt.
granted but the new episodes suck
i wish my feet were immune to sores.
Granted, but (Oh, gosh, I can't think of a corruption!)
Nor can I think of a wish.
i wish i didnt need to take the city bus.
Granted, now you have to take a really crappy school bus that takes forever to get across town and screws up half the time (I do)
I wish Link 104 would become smarter! (so he would start thinking of corruptions!) >:( >:( >:(
He becomes smarter but bumps his head and becomes the same iq he is now.
I wish, I hadn't just spilled my cup of tea on the computer desk...
granted, but you spill it on the computer instead.
I wish i didnt have so much homework... ???
granted but you fail the class. I wish I didn't have to do a two page book report. :'(
Granted; you have to write a THREE page report! ;D
I wish I had perfect balance.
granetd but you can move. I wish I could be gaara. :)
granted, but only for 3 seconds
i wish i had wings.
Granted, but you'll be mistaken for a bird and shot down by hunters. :-*
I wish my mom would take her backscrather upstairs instead of leaving it on the computer desk.(EEEWWWIIIEEE!)
grnated but you now have an insanely itchy back
i iwsh i had no soccer practice, but still rocked.
Granted, but without practise you become a re3ally fat, but excellent player, and no one hires you.
I wish my homework did itself...
Granted, but none of the answers would be correct.
I wish I wouldn't be confused so easily.
granted, but now you have no sense of humor
i wish i had made the soccer team.
Granted, but you become inelligible, which causes you to get kicked off the team.
I wish I could get a career in video game design and testing.
granted but nobodsy likes your games
'i wish i could draw better.
Granted, but you end up drawing naked people in school, and they thus kick you out.
I wish I weren't so freaking crazy...
Granted, but its not better then me, lol. :)
I wish my computer would stop being so junky!
Granted, but your GameCube gets worse.
I wish I had more members at TToH...! :-*
grqanted but it can never excede 100
i wish i felt better.
Granted, but you're leg will break.
I wish I wasn't so excited about my status.
granted but you pass out form holding it all in.
i wish that my saxophone hadnt gotten petted like 5 times today.
Granted, but it will break.
I wish that I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but you have nothing to do when your wide awake.
I wish that Michigan shall win again next week, ps they kicked Notre Dames but in there own stadium...
Michigan 47 Notre dame 21, goblue! :)
granted, but they never win after that
i wish i had new socks
granted, but the socks are homer Simpson's. Thus you are placed into a bag of his socks, and you get dizzy and subsequently fall into a bottomless pit.
I wish that would actually happen to Masterkey! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;Dlol
granted, but then it happens to you
i wish my science teahcer would go somehwere else.
Quote from: MasterKey on September 16, 2006, 06:59:06 PM
granted, but they never win after that
How could you say such a thing?!? lol
Granted but it follows you.
I wish michigan state would lose every game.
granted but the skins win every game cus the skins rock!
i wish i had a lizard
granted, but it gets killed.
I wish my laptop didn't die. :(
granted but neither does my lizard >:(. once is one time to many!
i wish i had a wish to wish upon.
granted, but that made no sence.
I wish that made sence.
granted, but nothing else does...ever again
i wished i had a better wish
granted, but never again.
I wish I could find another book to read.
you forgot to grant my wish, but.
Granted, but its only for a half a second. Why did you wish that?
I wish I knew why she wished that.
granted but you will never know anything else
i wish i was in hyrule :D
Granted but you fall through the ground as you realise Hyrule doesn't exist.
I wish my phone had endless credit.
i wish i was a kokiri
granted, but it only lasts a day...
I wish I could have my laptop back.
granted but its filled with evil noobs.
I wish ever radical peta member were forces to eat hamburgers.*
I dont promote animal cruelty in any shape or form.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Not noobs. lol, kidding.
Granted, but It only lasts for half a day.
I wish I could some how get the rest of the week of school off. that would be awsome!
Quote from: saria returns. on September 18, 2006, 01:17:29 PM
I dont promote animal cruelty in any shape or form.
You and me both, brother. ^_^
Granted, but you get an extra week in June.
I wish Nabooru would show up again. (DO NOT CORRUPT!)
definatly no corruption
i wish i could find $10 on the street without a bird trying to steal it
Granted, but you give it to charity, Lol!
I hope and/or wish that Nabooru didn't delete the E-mail or instant message that I sent her, begging her to come back.
P.S. Is she still alive?!?!? :-[
granted but she doesnt notice it. i wish i could find my ipod
HOW DARE YOU PUT A CORRUPTION ON MY WISH?!?!?!?!? FOR THAT, I'M GOING TO GRANT YOUR WISH, AND GIVE IT A CORUPTION THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET FOR THE REST OF YOUR FORSAKEN LIFE!!!!>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(
Granted, but it only plays Telletubbies theme music. ;D
*eats ipod* i wish i didnt corrupt your wish. that ipod tasted nasty. :-*
My plan worked, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"Anyway, and now for something completly different."
-Monty Python
I wish I could memorize all of the entire Monty Python Scripts.
granted but you forget them and decide to buy an ipod that you are forced to eat!
*Starts laughing without stop*
What is it with you and eating annanoment objects?
And make a wish for SOMEBODY to corrupt. >:(
*Starts snickering, followed by an uncontrollable urge to burst out with laughter* :-X :-X :-X
i wish i could store cupcakes in my head
granted but only ones made of cabbage
i wish i no homework
Granted, but your brain gets sergically removed.
I wish I had a quite place to think.
granted but you thoughts echo in your thinking space :)
i wish i didnt eat my ipod
*Bursts out with laughter*
granted but you eat everything else
i wish i had a new shoulder (this old one hurts)
granted but i eat it! ;D
i wish that i could touch my toung to my elbow :)
Granted, but it permaninitly sticks.
I wish I was introduced to the forums I just registered into like I was here.
Granted, but that didn't realy make since.
I wish I could find some other sites to affilate with.
granted, but only 1 more site
i wish i had a llama
granted but i eat it. :)
i wish my tounge werent stuck to my elbow.
Granted, but how did you get your tounge stuck on your elbow?
I wish I knew how he got his tounge stuck to his elbow. ;D
Granted, but this causes you to freak out and glue your elbow to your tongue, oddly enough...
I wish Saria Returns wasn't so very close to getting banned... :( :(
granted but instead, you are.
i wish i had a new shirt.
Granted, except it's now your only shirt.
I wish my hair like Vaati's!
granted, but only for 10 seconds
i wish i had a better introduction paragraph for this essay
Granted, but the rest of it is terrible.
I wish for every single Zelda game and accessory!
Granted, but they don't work...
I wish I didn't have to curropt that.
Granted! But you have to corrupt THIS!--I wish I had a pet lemming! ;D
Granted, but he doesn't like you.
I wish I could get some more incubus music.
Granted, but it's their final single and all music is banned world wide.
I wish I got a giant chocolate Dalek for my birthday.
Granted, but its yukky, haha, revenge!
I wish the tigers will win tonight, no curroption please.
ok, fine no corruption
i wish i had an omelette
Granted, but the omellet is also evil and causes you to have explosive diarrhea!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :o :o :o ;D ;D
I wish more people watched Ghost in the Shell, it's a great anime of philosophical proportions.
granted nobody watches naruto anymore :P
I wish that I could find some more people to join my forums, no corruption please.
I wish all zelda games were real. ;D
Granted! But Ganon and Vaati are after you! I wish it was raining M&Ms. ;)
granted, but they taste like sour milk
i wish i had a better keyboard at my house.
grantedit develops a mind of its own and starts typing messages by itself :o
i wish i had tekken dark resurrection and please let it work >:(
Granted, but the gamecube doesn't work, ;D You said please let it work, as in the game! ;D
I wish I had more acting jokes.
Granted, but they're not funny. I wish I had a big house!
granted, but only for a day
i wish i didnt have to make a 5 minute oral presentation this week.
Granted, but you fail russian...
I wish we could all go "n00000000000b!!!!" on Chaos Sorcerer!
Um...Granted?
I wish that my laptop wasn't such a peice of crap!
Okay, granted. But nothing else works. I wish my hair wasn't in my face so much.
granted, but you are faced with so many windy days that your hair is forced to blow in your face
i wish i could find a name for my lizard without it being brought pain or death in any way shape or form.
granted but our lizard goes poof into the 8th dimension
i wish i had TUMS for my tummy.
Granted, but it does nothing.
I wish I could get some more people to come back to hyrulecity, no curroption!
Quote from: Sora on October 03, 2006, 03:48:55 PM
Granted, but it does nothing.
not cool man! My stomach has been hurting for a day and a half!
Fine, no corruption.
I wish i had a new Sciecne teacher
Granted, but he's worse than the other one, lol.
I wish I had something fun to do.
granted, but then you have to do an endless suplly of math homework.
i wish i had better typing skills.
Granted, but your typing skills are also evil and you somehow hack into the Homeland Security Database and thus get caught and tried as a terrorist!
I wish more people would read Bob and George...
www.bobandgeorge.com
It's a funny webcomic based on megaman and a whole lot of craziness, including getting drunk!
Granted, but only for a day.
I wish it was the weekend.
Granted, but all the Saturday morning cartoons are cancelled. I wish I ruled the world! Ahahaha!
Quote from: MasterKey on October 03, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
granted but our lizard goes poof into the 8th dimension
wouldnt that be bringing him death because he has no one to feed him crickets sprinkled with repto-cal to keep him nice and green?
I wish I wasn't bored all the time.
granted but youre bored 99.9% of the time
i wish i wasnt so cold all the time. and before you say anything, i never get hot. i wera a hoodie 12 moths a year!
Granted, but its only 99.9 percent of the time, ha!
I wish steve irwin didnt die.
granted! no corruption what so ever! and all who wish to corrupt that will have to deal with me!
And then they'd have to go through my final form, and hino's sniper squirrles, lol.
I wish journey would get back together, they're songs were so beutiful.
Granted, but none of their new songs are any good. I wish I had a pet name!
Granted, but its the worst name ever!
I wish for something to wish about. ;D
granted, but you lose your wish in 3 seconds
i wish i had more free time.
Granted but its only for three seconds, ha!
I wish there was something fun too do.
Quote from: Subzero on October 07, 2006, 09:31:32 AM
Granted but its only for three seconds, ha!
oh, i just got pwned!
ok, you have something fun to do for 3 SECONDS
i wish i had a new ankle.
Granted, no curroption.
I wish there was something exciting to do.
Granted, but it kills you.
I, once again, wish that I didn't have a crappy ISP.
Granted, but I get to slap you in the head on monday. ;D kidding.
I wish the tigers to win the world series, they won tonight, man, that celibration was totally awsome, and michigan beat michigan state, my day is happy. lol.
the tigers beat the yankees? YES!
i wish the yankees would just lose.
Granted, no corruption, I hate the yankee's.
I wish the tigers would win the world series this year. no corruption please. :)
im sorry, i must corrupt it:
they get swept by the mets ;D
i wish i didnt have braces.
granted, but then your teeth fall out..
I wish that i wasn't so tired that i couldn't sleep./
granted, but you can only sleep for 10 seconds
i wish i has a llama in my backyard.
granted, but it dies.
I wish zeldaSanctuary.com didn't shut down. :(
granted, but it only opens for a 3 hourse
i wish i had better computer skills.
Granted, but they only improve by a few percent.
I wish soviet Russia were in you! (Trans. I wish you were in Soviet Russia!)
Granted, but you have to watch them. I wish I had a purple penguin Beenie Baby!
granted, but my cateast it.
i wish i had a better TV in my room.
Granted but it's black and white. ;D
I wish I had a stereo.
Granted, but it doesn't work, I wish I could find a name and stick with it for more than a month.
Granted, but you go insane from not being able to change to anything other ZeldaSucks
I wish i had a real Lightsaber
Granted, but you die fighting Darth Vader.
arent you goina post a wish? or shall i just post another one?
I wish Link could use Soulcalibur in Soulcaliber2
Granted, but it makes link bad cause its not the mastersword.
I wish I could make a sig and avatar as good as the one my friend energyswordsman made.
granted but you aere the only person to think that it is better.
I wish that my whole body didn't hurt
Granted, but its a mondo virus and it shuts your computer down, PERMENTLY!
I wish I could do the magic spinning attack from LttP
granted but you manage to not be able to stop doing the kick.
I wish that my entire body didn't hurt.
Wish Granted, no corruption:)
I wish that i had an exact copy of the original Master Sword
Granted, but I take it. Its all mine. ;D
I wish I had a cell phone.
granted, but i take my sword back and stab you with it :P
I wish I could use the force
Granted, but you don't use it well.
I wish I could get one passing grade.
Granted, but I hunt you down, stab you ni the chest with MY Master Sword, and choke you using the force, but since i'm bad at the force you die very slowly :)
I Wish I could meet the guy who does Link's voice in OoT
Granted, but he's a shame.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, but when you return home i'm there with my Master Sword ;D
I wish I knew what happened to Link after MM
Granted! But it turns out it's VERY DISTURBING! :-[ :o ;D I wish I had a monkey's paw! So then I can have five more wishes to be corrupted! ;D
Granted, but the wishes backfire and happen to random people that spam-botted this site.
Ooh! Good one! I wish I had hair like Vaati's permantantly!
Granted, but you get lost in it and die.
Granted, but the monkey paw grants it so it ends up killing some one
I wish they would stop censoring all the good stories in the school books(today i read the tell tale heart in our 8th grade literature book and they edited the entire thing, ACURSED PANSY CATHLICS!!!!)
Granted, but I won't ruin this!
Thanks ;D
I wish they would let us curse in 8th grade(Mumble) bloody pansy catholics(mumble)
Granted, but only for a short a mount of time.
I hope we get enough snow tonight to where we can get out of school tomorrow, that would be awsome!
granted, but your house gets flooded with all the snow.
i wish i had a new brain :D
granted, but its that krazy Korean dudes brain (kim jong something)
I wish i could control the elements
Granted, but you can't use them very well.
I wish i had the power to jump both space and time
Granted, but you get stuck in time.
I wish they're was less name changes.
yeah, but only for 3 seconds
i wish there were 25 hours in a day instead of 24.
granted, no coruption ;D every one needs more sleep
I wish there was a nap time in middle school
Granted, but only for three minutes.
I wish I could think of something else to wish about.
granted, but you wish to be my slave:)
I wish my science teacher wasnt such a freak about my hand writing
Granted, but they're a freak about giving a lot of hard homework. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener! :D
Granted, no curroption.
I wish school would some how get cancled tomorrow.
granted, but you have 40 extra days of school in the summer.
i wish i had a better Science teacher.
Granted, but it only lasts for a week.
I wish I had a better school(ONE WITH A FOOTBALL TEAM WOULD BE NICE!)
Granted, but the football team decides to gang up on you
Hey, it IS called corrupt a wish for a reason!!!
Speaking of which... I wish there were more interesting corruptions. These guys need to come up with more original ones that those that are so repeated its ANNOYING!
Granted, but you get burned in hot oil.(Ouch) ;D
I wish we didn't have school today.
Granted, but you're stuck babysitting. I wish it was Christmas already!
Granted, but just for the baby sitting part, YOU GET NO PRESENTS FROM ME AT ALL! ;D
I wish I had a faster computer.
granted you forget multiplication,addition,subtraction,how to play video games and how to type :P i wished it rained skittles
like in the commercial
Granted, but the Skittles taste bad. :P I wish I could think of a better wish.
granted, but for only an hour.
i iwhs i had more sweatshirts.
granted but they get stolen ::)
i wish i wasnt cold blooded so that i can actually move in winter.
granted but only for a month
i wish i had warmer hands!
Granted, but they catch on fire.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, but it leaves you totally bored afterward. I wish this week would be warm.
Granted, but it would become a drought, and nobody needs that, even now!
I wish Jack were here.
Granted. he will kill you ;D
i wish i could get my STUPID VIDEO CAMERA to work...
granted, but it implodes (from the inside ;D)
i wish i had a new TV in my room.
Granted. But it doesn't have cable. I wish my cousin would nag at me about wear my Zelda shirts! >:(
Granted, but he nag's you about other things.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted...umm, but frog will take over your computer.
I wish I could have come up with a better way to corrupt that. And my cousin is a girl.
granted, but you crash the Internet.
i wish i owned the Internet.
Granted, but you keep on getting a bunch of junkmail. I wish I could beat FSA.
Granted but your cheat go boom and kill all around you.i wish i have a xbox 360 and a nintendo wii
Granted, but the xbox360 sucks.
I wish I could get the other mortal kombat game.
Granted but its fake
i wish i have a nintendo 64
Grantec, but it breaks two seconds after you get it. I wish this weekend could be longer.
granted, but you'll have nothing to do.
I wish we could have a posting like crazy night, those are fun. ;D
Granted, but it's all spam, and, therefore, we're all banned. :P
I wish I could type and eat at the same time. :P
You already can, no grant.
Boy, that was original.
I wish I could ijwhgeuihuguhghuruururhf!
Granted, you become a werewolf and NO ONE understands you.
I wish I had more time to do a 10 page research paper. Nothing like a deadline to make you throw up from sheer anxiety.
granted, but whatever.
I wish I could met a sertain someone not from this forum.
Granted, but you have nothing in common. I wish I could see my friend Eleanor again.
Granted but she hates you now.
I wish I had a choco bar right now.
Granted, but it gives you a rash. I wish TP was coming out TODAY!
granted, but thbe game is horrible.
i wish the mets hadn't lost :'(
Granted, but they shall lose to the tigers.
I wish the tigers would win the world series.
Granted, but they found out one of the players cheated. I wish my minions weren't walking into the wall all the time.
Granted, but they run into pulls instead.
I wish sammy would get online.
Granted, nut in Tehran, Iran, they launch a nuke. :P
I wish I really could control bugs.
granted, can't think of a curropion.
I wish i was less board.
Granted, but then you'll lose intrest in what you're doing and fall asleep. And you spelled bored wrong. :P
Anyway, I wish my Gamecube's fan wasn't broken, causing it to overheat after a period of time. :'(
Granted, but then you overheat. I wish my dad's computer wasn't so slow.
granted, but it dies.
I wish michigan would get a touchdown, its 3-0 michigan, but its very boring.
granted, but then they lose
i wish it was warmer here!
granted its always "warm"
i wish i had my own theme song bad or not but whenever i move it starts playing and each day its diffrent song yay ;D
Whatever you just said, granted, but wha?
I wish I knew what you actually said.
granted, but it turns out to be not funny
I wish sammy would get online, no curroption please.
Granted.
I wish the soldiers in Iraq would come home.
granted, but then you are sent as a replacement
I wish it was three o clock.
Granted, but your clock would be 12 hours slow.
I wish there would be more members.
Granted, but your computer dies, and you can't enjoy the fun.
Granted, but they are spam bots and rule breakers.
I wish they're was no such thing as instant review. ps: TOUCHDOWN STEELER'S!
Quote from: Shino Aburame on October 22, 2006, 11:29:21 AM
Granted, but they are spam bots and rule breakers.
Well, I can live with that.
Anyway, granted, I can't think of a corruption.
I wish I was a MOD.
granted, but then chuck norris roundhouses all computwers you touch, therefore destroying them
i wish this wish was the same wish that i wished and that that wish would be this wish that i am currently wishing.
WISH!!!!
Granted, but whatever that wish was, it never will happen, and all your wishes will never happen, they will be left as not-granted. You can still grant one.
I wish I wasn't so scared to ask this girl I've known all my life out.
Granted, but she says no.
I wish it was Thanksgiving already so I can see my cousins.
granted,but the turkey spoils.
i wish i had a cheese omelette.
Granted, but you can't eat it, because you only said "I had", not eat.
I wish my friend was online.
Granted, but he doesn't go to the site (only said online).
I wish brittany didn't have youth group so I could have someone to talk to. No corruption please.
ok, no corruption
i wish i was less hyper.
granted, but you die from the hyperness.
I wish this was a four day weekend.
Granted, but you would get four extra days at school.
I wish I wasn't sick.
granted, but you die.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
Granted, but you burn up. I wish today wasn't Sunday.
Granted; it's Monday, the worst school day of the week! :P
I wish I could get off my butt and get something non-rotten to eat. :D
granted, but your non-rotten food item happens to be PEAS!! :-*
I wish I had a hampster!
Granted, but it dies a horible death.
I wish I could go somewhere that has cds.
Granted; you stay right where you are. Yes, I know you have a lot of CDs in your room. :P
I wish that the Velocity Forums host would get back online soon. :'(
Granted, but you get ofline when he gets online.
Uh... The host isn't a user, it's an entire network. You see, it went down a couple of days ago, and it hasn't gone back up since. Because of this, I can't view any Velocity forums until it gets back up. :'(
I wish that my previous wish weren't corrupted. (Take that! :P )
Granted, but then I corrupt it!
I wish Poeple wern't so lazy.
Oh, I see why I can't view hyrulecity... I get you now. :)
granted, but items are lazy
I wish that it wasn't so boring over here.
Granted, but the boredom is replaced by atomic explosions!
i wish i had more $$$$! ;D
granted but there is no more room for anything else on the keyboard.
i wish i could think of a riddle ezlo cant answer!
granted, but um... but um... I'll come back to you later on that. ;D
I wish fairviews baseball team could make state, just this once. no curroption.
Alright. I wish I had another Gameboy
granted, but I break it.
i wish i could see all the avatar episodes at once!
Granted, but your tv breaks, and you can't watch the new episode friday, nor any other new episode.
I wish I knew what to wish.
granted but you forget it before you can type it!
i wish i could be on often
Granted, but you can't view any of the forums.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, but you can become bald and have a big, red nose. :P
I wish that that corruption didn't take place so soon...and that ANS wouldn't punch me out in the next few seconds. :P
Granted, but I kill you in your sleep
I wish I could kill you in your sleep.
Granted, but you're a very nice Ganondorf.
I wish I had a Wii and TP for the Wii now.
Granted, but I take them when you wouldn't expect it...
I wish I had some quiet time so I could read my book...
Granted...but.....it's only cause the world ends and everyone else is dead....muhahahahaha...oh....sorry bout the evil laugh.
I wish I hadn't lost my job.
Granted, but you don't get paid.
I wish I could get a job.
Granted but you are soon demoted to the lowest level of servitude and for the lowest possible wages....minimum wage.
I wish I still had my old girlfriend.
Granted, but she only has time for you on the weekends.
I wish that didn't have to be so mean.
Granted, but verything becomes too nice and people go crazy.
I wish I my lunch break wasn't an hour away.(Today is my last day of work. I need a new job already.)
Granted but you get an upset stomach and you can't eat your lunch.I wish the weekend could be really long.
Granted, but you do nothing and are bored the entire time and it's much longer than a normal weekend.
I wish I could eat another cheeseburger now.
Granted, but you find out you're lactose intolerant. I wish I could see my cousins.
Granted, but um... I ran out of funny corruptions. :(
I wish I had some more funny corruptions.
Granted, but they're so funny, your sides split. I wish I could have my braces off.
Granted, but your teeth hurt forever.
I wish I could get the new godsmack cd.
Granted, but your teeth get so crooked you wished you had them back on.
I wish I had more Milk Duds...
granted but i steal them! :)
i wish i could highten my sugar intake without anything bad happening to the sugar or me.
Granted, but your computer craps out forever.
I wish I had more candy.
Granted, but everyone around you would be angry because there would be no candy left for them.
I wish my homework didn't keep me from being active here... :'(
Granted, but then everyone leaves.
I wish I could draw really well.
granted but i steal all sugar supplies from the world!
i wish i wasnt addicted to lime chips!
Granted, but then you can never eat them again.
I wish I could stop and start time.
granted but you stop time and things go horribly wrong and you end up completely destroying the universe.
i wish i could get sufficient rest. *yawn*
Granted, but you sleep for seven years. I wish I had cotton candy. :D
Granted, but it tastes like cotton balls.
I wish I had something to eat...
grnated, but it tastes terrible.
I wish i had a new Gamecube.
Granted, but it breaks.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but you're so active, you wind up hurting yourself by climbing up the walls. I wish I had PH.
Granted, but I take it.
I wish I could watch all 6 star wars movies in one day.
Granted, but you are forced to watch them tied to a chair and without popcorn. ;D I wish it was earlier in the day.
Granted, but you have to go to school. :D
I wish I could meet Gerard Way.
Granted, but you die when you meet him.
I wish I could meet the girl who played padma or however its spelled in starwars.
granted, but i have to meet her too.
I wish i had a better mouse...this ones small.
Granted, but I step on it, and it breaks.
I wish I had the keyblade.
Granted, but you lose it. I wish I had whipped cream.
Granted, but I take it, mine.
I wish I could be a jedi, you will give me passing grades through out the intire year. ;D
granted, but the sith kill you :P
i wish i was a better typist
Granted, but it isn't much better than you.
I wish I didn't have school at all for the next week.
granted, but then you have school for 72 hours straight.
I wish i had a normal sister.
Granted, but she still annoys you.
I wish I had something to do, so bored...
Granted, but instead you're super busy with a ton of homework. I wish I had a pet name. :)
grnated, but for a minute
i wish i had 20/20 vision.
granted, don't we all? But it doesn't make you see any better.
I wish I remembered my stupid biology paper, curses!
actually, i have lik 3/20 vision. Oh, and you remmeber your paper but get a 65 on it
i wish i had a nicer Science teacher.
granted, but its me.
I wish I had 3000 posts now.
Granted, but you're forced to leave. I wish I had a million more wishes!
granted, but you can only use 3 of them
i wish i had less nosebleeds. Agh!
Granted, don't we all, you should see my nosebleeds, it looked like someone was murdering me through my nose, ;D
I wish I didn't have a cold, stupid things.
grantd but you catch then flu.
i wish i didnt have to attemt to ingest the human race everyday i dont eat some sort of meat
Gratned, but um... but umm... um?
I wish I could think of a corruption.
Granted, but it's a terrible one. I wish I could have a Wii.
granted, but it has faulty wiring...
I wish I could have FS and all my friends could have FS and Gameboys so we could play it.
Granted, but I steal that!
I wish I didn't have to move away.
Granted, but everyone near you moves away!
i wish i never had to study.
Granted, but there's a big test coming up, and you fail it. I wish I knew where Vaati lives! So I can stalk him! :D
granted,but he kills you. :-[
i wish i had better yo-yos.
Granted, but they break. I wish I had more time to work on my fanfic. I can't believe the weekend's almost over! :'(
Granted, but you have a writers block.
I wish I had my laptop.
granted, but it doesnt turn on.
iw wish i had a new cell phone.
Granted, but I take it from you.
I wish I had a cell phone.
Granted, but a bunch of hoboes get your number and keep calling you through the night, asking to stay at your house. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener!
Granted, but someone eats you.
I wish he never made that wish.
Granted, but you lose your life...
I wish I didn't have school, I hate mondays.
granted, but you must go to school in your afterlife
i wish i had the avatar season DVDs.
granted but i steal it! >:D
i wish i had some time to stay on tdc
Granted, but your face is turned into this: >:D
I wish that tomorrow would never come, so I won't ever have school.
Granted, but you get bored and wished you were in school.
I wish it was wensday...
granted but the week starts over again
i wish i wasnt running out of things to wish
Granted, but the wishes are weird wishes.
I wish I could finish my book in just 3 seconds, that would be sweet.
Granted, but you forgot where you kept the book and are cursed to never know the ending.
I wish I had a monkey.
Granted, but one day, while feeding the monkey, you trip on a puddle of water and land your neck on a chair's edge, killing you, and then the monkey will eat you.
I wish I had a monkey that didn't kill me.
granted, but instead, an eraser kills you.
i wihs i had SUPERPOWER! ;D
Granted, but I become your enemy, and distroy you!
I wish there weren't any more Xbox topics.
Granted but you join a xbox forum(dream on kid)
i wish the ps3 was dead
Granted, but you are blamed for it and sent to jail.
h+h=16, I wish soemone could tell me how I got that, in the way I like the most.
Granted: well, if h is 8, then 8+8=16 ;D
i iwsh i had a better russian teacher.
Granted, but it turns out to be a spanish person. ;D
I wish Michigan would beat ohio state, no corruption.
to corrupt, or not to corrupt... hmm. >:D
i wish my arm didnt feel like a noodle.
Granted, but your arm has no bone in it. ;)
I wish I had a better computer.
granted but it feels like mt. dew spilling from a bottle.
I wish i could decide what cd to buy.
granted but for no apparent reason it blows up.
i wish my arm had bone in it and didnt feel like a noodle
Granted, but your head loses its brain.
I wish I had more +A's.
Grntaed but then you get so smart your head explodes. ;D
I wish I could too smart without my head exploding.
granted but i keep my brain, keep my bones, and my arm does not feel like a noodle!
I wish corruptions weren't so violent.
Granted, but squirrels attack you. I wish it was next Tuesday.
Granted, but you have to go to school.
I wish I could get my cuz to come here more often.
Granted, but he/she drives you bonkers the whole time. I wiah I had TP already!
Granted, but it gets fried in the gamecube or wii, and your parents wont let you buy or get anothier one.
I wish I had more godsmack cds.
Granted, but I scratch them. I wish the Goblin King would come and take my bratty cousin Anna away.
granted, but your cousind dies and you cry
i wish i had a cherry lollipop.
Granted, but you drop it in my yard while I'm mowing the lawn and it gets all choped up, Lol
I wish I had five stars.
Granted, but more then half of your posts are spam.
I wish I wasn't tired on a school day.
granted but everywhere else yore tired
i wish i wasnt so hungry.(or thirsty, or anything that would cause any mental or physical pain of any shape or form)
Granted, but then you fall asleep on the bus! ;D Lol
I wish it was december 14th already! 8)
Granted, but there's only 3 hours in the day. I wish I had a better internet.
Granted, but your modem gets destroyed, so you can't use it.
I wish that the Tigers didn't lose to the likes of St. Louis! >:( (Yeah, I'm still pretty steamed about it.)
Granted, but they cheated. I wish I were a little acrobat.
Granted, I don't know what that is.
I wish I knew what that was.
Granted, but it disturbs you. :o I wish my dad and grandma wouldn't snore so loud. >:( :-*
granted but everybody somehow snores as loud as possible while theyre awake
i wish i could come up with better corruptions
Granted, but they arn't funny ones.
I wish the michigan and Ohio state game would start soon.
Granted, but you get bored easily.
I wish I had a wish.
Granted, but I corrupt it! :D I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.
granted but i steal it and rabidly ingest it
i wish i could think of more things to wish for. (dont say they get corrupted)
Granted, but they get corrupted.
I wish I didn't live right next to a church that had carilons.
Granted, but you live near a school.
I wish Michigan would come back and beat ohio state, no corruption.
Okay, two things:
One: I already DO live near a school.
Two: I don't think they would be able to.
I wish you knew that.(1)
I see... granted, but I know nothing else in life.
I wish I didn't have to make that corruption. its just wrong to corrupt yourself ;D
granted but its only that one time
i wish that my parental would [size=246]just finish the freaking sighn![/size]
Hehehehe.... Funny! Granted, and I can't think of a corruption.
I wish that I was done with my Not-so-short story.
Granted, but it's a terrible story. I wish I had the Dark Side of the Moon Pink Floyd album so I can listen to it over the Wizard of Oz. It matches up really well!
Granted, but a Monk chant would be overlapping.
I wish I knew what I said.
granted, but for 3 seconds.
i wish i had $500!
Granted, but you would arrested for being suspected of robbing a bank. ;D :D ;) :) :-[ 8) :-*
I wish I had a better corruption.
granted, but you forget it.
i wish i had $700. Thats $200 more!
Granted, look above.
I wish TP came out in April. I would have it already!
granted, but then you never get the Wii.
i wish i had no tests this week.
Granted, but you would get exams instead.
I wish my sister would let me on the TV.
granted, but it stops working.
i wish i had a new cell phone with a camera.
Granted, but it dies.
I wish I could think up more wishes.
granted but they get corrupted
i wish i had more oppertunities to get revenge >:D
Granted, but you lose them.
I wish I knew how to get a smilie like the one you just used!
NEVA!
i wish i wasnt completely frozen in my own home :'(
Granted, but then you'll melt.
I wish I could go on my GCN.
Granted, but I steal it. I wish I had more Gorillaz songs for my iPod.
Granted, but I steal it. I wish I could have more time on the Computer. I hate it when my dad kicks me off! See ya!
Granted, but you have no T.V. time. I wish my sister wouldn't kick me off.
granted, but she kicks you instead.
i wish i had a new DS.
Granted, but whenever you go into PictoChat. I start talking to you nonstop. I wish it was my birthday.
Granted, but everybody forgets. I wish I had an IQ of 250.
Granted, but I'm still smarter than you. ;D I wish my six hour drive to Ohio wasn't so freakin' long and boring! ???
Granted, you can stop the car a little bit down the road.
I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl would come out quicker.
Granted, but you don't buy it.
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
granted, but i corrupt it eventually
i wish i had my own roller coaster.
Granted, but you fall off and get hurt.
I wish I had more Jay-Z cds
granted, but they dont play.
i wish i had a Wii!
Granted, but it breaks on you, and you can't get a new one.
I wish the gamestop I went to, didn't run out of Twilight princess's so fast. :(
grnated, but it goes out of business the second before you get you TP copy.
I wish i had a new coat.
Granted, but one of the buttons go missing from it.
I wish I could hear the new Chris Brown song again.
Granted (search it on youtube) but your deaf, so you cant hear it anyways.
That...would kill him, ZV. You're vicious. ...Nice job! :P JK.
I wish that I had more chili. :D
Granted, but you freeze. :P
I wish I liked a wider variety of foods.
Granted, but a majority of the "foods" contain hydrazine. :P
I wish that the PS3 were cheaper.
Granted, but they aren't good foods.
I wish I had a Eli Manning jersey.
Granted, but you rip it. I wish these next three weeks weren't five-day weeks.
GraNTED, BUT THEY ARE SEVENTY DAY WEEKS.
I wish 6 wasn't afraid of 7, because 7 ate nine.
Granted, but 7 would be afraid of six because 6 ate 10! Get it? ;D
I wish my dog wasn't so infected that he had leg problems. DO NOT CORRUPT. >:(
Granted; the infection transfers over to you. :P (I hope your dog gets better, Link104.)
I wish that I had more time to stay up. :D
Granted but then you have less time to wake up. XD
I wish I'd have gone on my first date.
Granted, but your date didnt show. I wish my clock were right :(
granted, but its only right until the next day
i wish i had a typist in my house, who worked for free.
Granted, but she can't type.
I wish Jack would set up a boss guide showing pictures of every boss in Twilight Princess! Do not corrupt. Oh yes, I did say this for my last wish.
I wish I could have some fealt so I could finish my Minish Vaati hat.
Okay, granted, can't think of a corruption.
I wish my dad was awake.
Granted, but he tells you to get off the computer. I wish I had more snow days like today.
Granted, but they get taken out of your summer vacation.
I wish that Kingdom Hearts: Re: Chain of Memories would be released in the US, even if the voice actors speak in Japanese! :D
Granted, but they DO speak in Japanese! I wish my mom would believe me when I say my homework is done, 'cause it is!
Granted, but you're lying.
I wish and HOPE disney never makes a movie about ANYTHING that I like.
Granted, but then another movie company does.
I wish it wasn't so windy.
I wish for a taco.
For Shino: Granted, but it becomes so rainy that it floods.
For Gamefreak: Granted, but it has spinach in it. :P
I wish the Wind Palace (my snow fort) wasn't so hard to build.
grantede, but it turns to stone, and you cant fit inside.
i wish i had airbending power.
Granted, but you accidentally Bend so much air that every building within five miles is decimated.
I wish I had Earthbending or Firebending power! :D
Granted, but you burn down our school with the fire bending.
I wish Anthony didn't have to leave, Im so board now. :(
Granted, but he stays, and you're bored :P
Quote from: Ankoku no Seijin on December 02, 2006, 03:49:36 PM
Granted, but you burn down our school with the fire bending.
Since when is that a bad thing? :P
I don't know
I wish I could figure out what new game to get tomorrow. But I can't think of anything good for the ps2 that I don't have.
Granted, but you have have to buy the first game you think of and it's a bad one. I wish I had another snow day today. CURSE YOU, SNOW PLOWERS AND SALT!!!! >:(
Granted, but you don't get to do anything fun.
I wish I had a wii. stupid wal mart running out of them, curse you people who bought them.
Granted, but it has faulty wiring!
I wish Halifax would hurry up with it's recovering. It looks like a war zone!
Granted, but whats that?
I wish I could beat this one part in the eragon game, its hard.
It's a town near where I live. Anyway, granted, but the fan on your console will die, you forget to save your game, your console overheats, shuts off, and you have to do everything all over again!
I wish I had a shorter corruption.
Granted, but you die in the next part, I wish I had peanut butter! :D
Granted, but you die from it.
I wish dad would read his New mitch albom book so I could read it.
Granted, but you get "issues" from it. :P
I wish that my family could get out of earshot so I can do some recording without the risk of them hearing me! :'(
Granted, but the recorder explodes.
I wish i had no parents for a day.
Granted, but you soon realize that you need them.
I wish I could get out of school at 2:30 like anthony does, why do I have to get out at 3:25, its not fair. 8)
Granted, no corruption!
I wish I had a corruption.
Granted. but ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I wish Fairview's JV basketball team would win their game tonight.
Granted, but they cheat. I wish I didn't have to take icky medicine. :P
Granted, but you die from a terrible desease. You should know that!
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, but you become...dumb... (Got a better term for me to use? :P )
I wish I had pizza! :D
Granted, but it tastes bad.
I wish our JV basketball team won last night. :(
Granted, but there was no talking allowed during the game. I wish I wasn't failing history and science. :'(
Granted, but you fail the rest of your classes.
I wish I joined the basketball team.
Granted, but you have no time for anything else. (That includes posting here. :D ) I wish I had some orange juice.
granted, but it tastes like rooting carcas. Ew. :-*
I wish i had new gloves.
Granted, but I sneeze on them! I wish the 8th grade dance would be fun.
Granted, but the next ones wont be.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, but it's not fun. I wish I could sew better.
Granted, but you mess up the rest of your works.
I wish I could finish this book soon. So I can read Eragon.
Granted, no corruption, eragon is too good a book to corupt
I wish i had enoungh money to buy a WII
Granted, but there is non available when you get the money for it.
I wish one of my friends would get online.
wish garnted, I am Online!
I wish i knew if they are making the film Eragon Acurate to the book and not just a botched up version >:(
Granted, but um... I don't know cause I haven't read the book yet.
I wish I could read two books in one day and one of them was Eragon.
Granted (Just pretend to be sick Stack up on lots of drinks and dont stop reading till the very end!)
I wish i could draw that is in my imagination :'(
Granted, but you can't draw in real life.
I wish I had something interesting to do.
Granted, but tomorrow you will have nothing to do. I wish it was next week already.
Granted, but next week, you have nothing to do! :P
I wish that...I knew what to wish for. :-\
granted, but you wish to be noob :)
I wish my cat would stop jumping infront of my computer screen wile typing >:(
Granted, but someone else jumps infront when you type, I wish there were no little kids here, somebody kill me.
Granted, but it will be slow and painful. I wish I had something to do. SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN ME!
Granted, but that somebody isn't me.
I wish Sydney or norman would get online, Im bored.
Granted, but everybody else leaves.
I wish sombody would PM me on something.
Granted, but once again, that somebody isn't me.
I wish it was quiet here.
Granted, I can't think of a corruption. (Don't worry. It'll be over soon enough!)
I can't think of a wish.
hmm free wish for me YAIH!!!
I wish i had was an octupus, so i could shove 8 different feet up 8 different asses at once!(5 dolars to the person who knows were that was from ;D)
I don't get it?
I wish I understood that.
granted, just look at my post in the why-why game
I wish i had steal toed boots
granted, but they rust horribly.
i wish i had a turkey sandwich....yum :)
granted, but Bill Cheney makes it so its full of bullets
I wish i could write down all my thoughts :-*
Granted, but you don't write down your homework and fail every class.
I wish these had caramel in it.
granted, but you get cavaties
I wish i could make a good cross over comic with Link
Quote from: Sabata on December 07, 2006, 03:19:35 PM
granted, but Bill Cheney makes it so its full of bullets
LOL, that was pretty funny (but i.e., it's DICK Cheney)
To corrupt your wish: Granted, but only 1 person buys it.
I wish i could go to the moon.
Granted, but its not good.
I wish that I could have more me time.
granted, but you waste it here lol
I wish i had LOTRBM2 RW( lord of the rings battle for middle earth2 rise of the witchking)
Granted, but I don't know what that is.
I wish someone else would post.
granted, but its ME ;D
I wish I could turn back the clock :'(
granted, but in the process, you break all the clocks in the world.
i wish i was an airbender.
Granted, but your not very good.
I wish I was an earthbender.
granted but your not very good.
I wish I was an expert earthbender. :P
granted, but you go blind ;D
I wish i was an Omega Waterbender
Granted, but you have no water to bend.
I wish I had a Wii.
granted, but i steal it :P
I wish they made SC3 for the NGC
Granted, but I don't know what that is.
I wish I knew what that was.
Granted, but you forget. I wish I knew what it was, too.
Granted, but you get confused.
I wish I could go to the basketball game tonight.
Granted, but it sucked.
I wish poeple would shut-up when the teacher is talking. Ugh, the noise, noise, noise, NOISE!
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on December 07, 2006, 04:49:57 PM
granted but your not very good.
I wish I was an expert earthbender. :P
Ooh! Better yet: I wish I were the Avatar! :D
Granted, but you fail.
I wish Sydney would get on soon.
granted but its just to cancel her account :P
I wish i had a mogwai
Granted, but can you use words I know?
I wish it was monday.
granted, but you'll ahve to fight me in (prepairs theme song) MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!
I wish i had a medical textbook :(
Granted, but it gets ripped in half.
I wish Yahoo was working.
granted, but bugs up so it only show pics of people fucking themselves :P
I wish i could take the next week off so i could play TP 24/7
Granted, but you get bored with it.
I wish someone else would post/
granted, but yet again its ME(you guys need to make an evil face)
I wish the doctars could identify whats wrong with my digestive system :'(
Granted, but yet again, I don't know what to tell you.
I wish I could think of another corruption.
granted, but it sucks just as much as your other ones
I wish i could cover the entire world in darkness and unleash an army of orcs and uruks to enslave all the free peoples of this world(once again, YOU NEED AN EVIL FACE!)
Granted, but I am not one of those people.
I wish they would fix Yahoo already.
Granted, but you can do anything on it. I wish the 8th grade dance last night was longer.
Granted, but you soon get bored and fall asleep.
I wish I knew what the final score to the basketball games were last night, and don't say we lost.
Granted, but you lose!
I wish I had something to eat. I love to eat!
Granted, but its nasty.
I wish my dad was less annoying.
Granted, but your mother will be more annoying. ;D
I wish I wasn't this skinny. It just isn't healthy.
Granted, but you get fatter
I wish one of my friends would get on.
Granted, but they annouce they don't want to be your friend anymore. I wish tomorrow wasn't Sunday.
Granted, but you die on that day.
I wish it were monday. so bored!
granted, but you have to take like 8 tests that you fail miserably.
I wish that all of my grades are good on my report card monday so that i can frequently get on the computer again.
Granted, but the computer dies.
Granted, but that means you have to study. Dum dum dum! :-[ I wish I was at my friend's.
Granted, but your friend gets bored with you and sends you home.
I wish you didn't make another late post.
Granted, but YOU make a late post. I wish my mom and sister were back home...no wait! I take it back!
Ummm, then I don't know whether or not to corrupt it.
I wish Eragon was being released to DVD and not theater so I can watch it over and over.
granted, but I smash your DVD on the sidewalk. I wish I had some sausage.
Granted, but you drop it on the floor, and your dog takes it.
I wish I had a Vaati plushie. (And I don't want it to try to kill me like in that movie "Chuckie's Bride" ;D)
Um granted, but it does nothing?
I wish I knew what you were talking about.
granted, but you wet yourself after learning it ;D
I wish i knew why my submition isn't in the caption game...
Granted, but you die in the end.
I wish Jack would visit the forums once in awhile.
Granted, but he BANS you! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :P
I wish I could laugh more! :P
Granted, but you die of laughter, AH! ;D
I wish it was tomorrow.
Granted, but it's tomorrow A YEAR FROM NOW! :P
Um, thats what I wished for?
i wish i had a new bike.
Granted but it breaks.
I wish they'd make a new Drake and Josh episode.
Granted, but it sucks.
I can't think of a wish. I'm a happy boy!
I wish I was awake, Im only half awake.
granted, and nice avatar Jdog ;D
I wish it was friday so i could go see just how much they botched up Eragaon...
granted, but it was the best film you ever saw.
I wish kids would leave.
granted, but it leads to the death of all human and animal life (no offspring :()
I wish I Diddnt have to be James Adams in my SS class... :(
Granted, but you fail the class.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
granted, but you wish to finsih Eragon before Friday, and you DO IT
I wish i could think of a wish for my father
Granted, but its mean.
I wish they would make more Avatar soon.
granted, but it gets put on public television so i cna see it.
I wish I wasn't so bored at school
Granted, but you fall asleep.
I wish I could beat my football game already.
granted but the file gets curupted ;D
I wish i iddnt have to play John adams today c45 minutes form now :(
Granted, but you have to go to school everyday. including summer vacation and the weekends.
I wish Literary cafe didn't involve grades. dumb thing is keeping me from playing sports cause its the only class that Im failing. :(
Granted, but you suck.
I wish I wasn't failing English.
Granted, but you're failing every other class. I wish I could start working on my Minish Vaati hat, but it's so hard. :'(
Granted, but you have no time for anything else.
I wish This music scan would take less time.
Granted, but time runs out...I dunno why I just said that. :-\ I wish I had a Wii even though I despise them.
Gasp, I mean granted, but your dead inside.
I wish I could get a hold of one of my friends but every flipping time its the dumb answering machine. :(
Granted, but he's kinda busy and decides not to talk.
I wish I was finished with my finals already...
Um actually the friend is a girl.
But granted, but you fail
I wish old people weren't so lazy.
granted, but they soon see no need for younger folks and they force us into slavery....
I wish I had a metal gear solid layout for my myspace page...
OH and sorry about calling your friend a dude, Jdog-guy.
granted but they decided to take over the world, as seen in a southpark episode ;D
I wish there was a good pik lyvrina...
Hahahaha...you posted to the same thing I did....and you said pretty much the same thing too...heh heh heh...
Oh and granted...but it dies.
I wish I wasn't so evil...
not granted, becuase the darkside rules!
I wish i had Shamanistic Powers
Granted, but you soon lose them because you're not evil like me...
I wish I had more power...
granted, and i am evil!(once again you guys need an evil Link face!)
I wish you could see just how evil i am(scratch that, just ask Jdog ;D)
Granted, but it isn't nearly as evil as we had all imagined...
I wish I had a cheeseburger...
granted, but my army of Uruk-hai eat it ;D
I wish i could REALY cover the world in a 2nd darkness and enslave all of humanoid kind
Granted, but you're just a puppet and I'm the one pulling your strings...muhahahaha!!!
I wish I had a more diabolical laugh...
granted, just listen to mine(i have a very good meniacal laugh, once i did the laugh in my german class and my teacher gave me the( oh my god hes goina kill us all!) look
I wish i could travel to middle Earth open up a portal and unleash the army of Uruk-hai to cover the world in a 2nd darkness and enslave all of humaniod kind
Granted, but you're soon overthrown by hobbits...of ALL THINGS!!!
I wish my nose wasn't so stuffed...
granted, eat some hot soop(preferably hot AND sour soup)
I wish I had a felbeast
Granted, but something much larger eats it....
I wish I had some of that hot and sour soup that guy talked about...
granted, go call a chinese restaurant
I wish i had some hot and sour soup as well...
Granted, but it burns your throat...
I wish I had money so I could get some hot and sour soup...
granted, no corruption you need some soup!
i wish Jdog would hurry up and read Eragon so i can stop ridin his ass
Granted, but you ride his ass regardless..
I wish I could stop time...and still move..
granted, but the greek titan of time(Kronos) starts asking you why your screwing wiht his magic
I wish I could eat an entire 5 pound roast and still eat more!
Granted, but I still am able to consume more food than you...
I wish I had more money than problems...
granted, once again no corruption
I wish i wasnt so damn tired
Granted....but it's cause you're asleep.
I wish my hands could create more than destroy...
granted, but they make a devise that aloughs me to create a portal to middle earth
I wish Sabata had made a wish so I could've corrupted it.
granted, but i wish for your evil to breater, but you corrupt it your evil lessen in power!
I wish i could think of a good wish
Granted, but you then die
I wish this dumb answering machine would quite coming up.
granted. Can't think of a corruption. so just granted.
I wish i was more fit!
granted, but i decided i shall control your mind and have you make Jdog finsih Eragon
I wish you would stop badgering me.
Granted, but you are soon isolated and left to die.
I wish I wasn't leaving, but I am...Peaceness..
granted, no corruption i wnat you to stay and post
I wish Jdog would hurry up and read Eragon
granted, but it wouldn't be any time soon.
I wish I had the garbs of Saurumon
granted, but I kill you.
I wish it was baseball season.
granted, but i beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
I wish i had saurons mace
Granted, but I kill you and take it from you.
i wish i could kill your bandwagoning ass ;D
if you want it to be granted it id granted
I don't think you really understand the meaning of the game, cause that totally confused me.
I wish that didn't confuse me.
granted, but soon, you lose conciousness.
i wish i could do better in school.
sparrow i sugest making a wish wiht your coruption :)
I wish i knew how i knew jack sparrow is female
Granted, but its not a pretty thing to see.
I wish I wasn't bored.
granted, go google dryad :-X
I wish i could figure out why i love these drawings by Jim Yong
Granted, but I don't know who that is.
I wish I didn't have to go. :(
diddnt have to go wear?
I wish some one would go read my rant on the bush topic
Have to go, as in leave.
granted, but its crappy.
I wish I didn't have to leave to go to bed. :(
granted, go read my post
I wish they diidnt have scrubs on thursday on ABC...
Granted, but i don't watch ABC.
I wish Good Charlotte would get back together.
granted, but they disbanned a month afterwords
I wish i knew how to do a single object motion tween with mass...
Granted, but you die once figuring it out.
I wish Good Charlotte would get back together and make more music.
^ Granted, but it's still the same old lame tunes...
I wish I didn't have to be so critical.
granted, but you become more political.
I wish I wasn't bored
Granted, but it's cause your dead.
I wish I had more things to say that were interesting.
granted, but its only a little interesting.
I wish I had something better to do.
Granted, but they don't last long...
I wish my eyes were blind...
granted, but you run into many things.
I wish I could think of something to do.
Granted....but you have to make it happen.
I wish that Jdog feller would go and ask some hot chick out and leave already.
granted, but I break up with that person really fast.
I wish something fun would happen here.
Granted, but it isn't half as fun as making out with some hot chick at a concert or a movie.
I wish my hair wasn't unkempt...
granted, but um, can't think of anything.
I wish I could think of a corruption.
granted, but it still sucks
I wish jdog would finsih eragon, YOU ONLY HAVE 1 DAY DAMNIT!!!!
Granted, but after I watch the movie.
I wish Walmart didn't cancel my order my order for TP. Stupid Walmart! I hope their buisiness dies! They told us that they keep running out of supply. Well, that's why you back order it! But then, they told us that our order was too late! What the Crap! I'm just going to keep yelling like this all my life!
Granted, but it gets lost and dies a horrible plane crash.
I wish I could go see Eragon again.
granted, but this time it's in black and white.
i wish i had a pet fish.
Granted, but it dies.
I wish I had the magic power that Eragon has.
Granted, but you use it too much, and you, therefore, die because your strength is completely sapped. (This is the way magic is set up in Eragon's world. Don't ask me why. :P )
I wish that I knew what to wish for...again. :P
granted, but its the dumbest wish in the world. :)
Yay! I love dumb wishes! :D
I wish that I had a dumb wish! :D
Granted, but you never annoy me again for the rest of forever.
I wish I could pass the only class Im not passing so I could play basketball.
Granted, but it won't be worth it.
I wish I could curl up in a corner and cry. Just to get it out of my system.
Granted, but you flood the house with tears.
I wish I didn't have this dumb cold anymore. :(
Granted, but it becomes chicken pox.
I wish that I weren't so cruel with that wish... :P
granted, but you're twice as cruel next time.
i wish i had a new TV with H-D in my room.
Granted, but it fries and you lose all your money and can't get anything else in life.
Quote from: ChristmasKey on December 17, 2006, 06:18:08 PM
granted, but you're twice as cruel next time.
NEAT! :P
I wish that everyone imagined me sounding like Timmy Turner's dad when I said that. :P
Granted, but you lose your voice and I laugh. ;D
I wish I wasn't so cruel all the time. ;D
So do I! :'( :P
I wish that I could get more of TWoM done soon... :-\
Granted, but whatever.
I wish I didn't have to go. :(
Granted, but what kind of "go"?
I wish I knew what you meant.
Granted, but it leaves you a world full of misery.
I wish I would have had some time to talk to our basketball coach this morning. :(
Granted, but he won't want to talk to you!
I have no wishes.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you're busy. I wish we had Wednesday off for winter break. ???
granted but you die on that day.
I always have to die, don't I? ;D I wish Eragon had wished something, so I could corrupt it.
Granted, but it involves me killing you/ ;D
i wish that wish wasnt so violent! :o
granted, can't think of a corruption.
I wish I could get some playing time through out the basketball season.
granted but you suck...
OOOOOOOO BURNNNNN
owch, you want some ice for that burn? lol
i wish that i could see in the dark! thad be awsome...
Granted, but you lose your ability to see in the daytime. I wish my legs weren't sore. :'(
granted but now everything else is sore!
i wish christmas would hurry up and get here!
Granted, but there's no presents. I wish I had the Numa Numa song on my iPod.
Granted, but it gets deleted.
I wish basketball practice could be a little less tiring.
Granted, but you faint from exhaustion!
No wish available.
I wish you had a wish.
granted, but um...
I wish my sister would shut up and stop whining! >:(
Granted, but you start up from the silence.
I hope/wish my best freind gets my e-mail I sent her.
granted, but its bad news.
I wish I could start in all the games and do good in it, no corruption please.
I wish I wasn't so busy with Christmas shopping, making my hat, and recoloring my background for January.
Granted, but you die.
Of course I do! ;D I wish I didn't have to die so much. ;D
Granted, but you will be reincarnated as Tingle, and will have to live with Ezlo constantly sending assasins after you and sending you fake rupees.
I wish hot dogs and hot dog buns were sold in equal amounts instead of the dogs in ten packs and buns in eight packs.(yes random but it infuriates me that you never have the same amount)
Granted, but they're moldy. I wish I had PH right now.
Granted, but I kill you.
I wish people weren't so mean.
Granted, but now everybody is a drooling idiot who follows you idolizes you for being the only non idiot and follows youaround forever, asking you stupid questions in loud nasally voices...oh, and Tingle will to.
I wish Ezlo was real
Granted, but he kills you.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
granted, but for only 10 seconds
i wish it were Christmas Eve!
Granted, but Christmas never comes.
I wish I knew where Vaati lived, I would so stalk him! :D And no, Eragon, he will NOT kill me! ;D
Or will he?
Granted, but you kill him. ;D ;D ;D
Oh, I couldn't do that to him! :) I wish I had some pizza, ham, or lamb.--No poison!
Granted, but there is a bone in the piece that you bite, and it stabs you in the throat and you die. ;D Im so Violent.
I wish I weren't so violent.
No, you don't! :P
I wish that Eragon weren't so bored. :P
Granted, but I annoy you through the process.
I wish I could prove to everybody at my school who thinks I wont make practice more than a week that I could do it the whole season.
Granted, but it contains E-coli and you die from it anyways.
I wish we had world peace.Corrupt that!
This wish will be fun to corrupt! Then we all make a peace sign and aliens come, thinking we want war. (I got that from a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode) I wish I was tired, 'cause its 12:06 A.M. and I'm not.
Granted, but then you will take a Rip Van Winkle nap and everyone you know and love will die.
I wish people stopped copying the Simpsons. :D
Granted, but they start copying South Park. I wish I could think of something I want for Christmas.
Granted, but I kill you and steel it from you. ;D
I wish it was tomorrow.
graanted, but its the worst day of your life.
in wish i were a little bit more warm.
Granted, but Eragon will just think of a way to kill you.
He's bored like that. I wish Eragon would stop killing everyone...multiple times.
Granted, but I kill them one time.
I wish they would make more kibba Mikey shows, I think its funny.
Sure,but in the process, It becomes like 'The view'...until Rosie O'Donnel ruins it.
I wish Rosie O'Donnel would die.
Granted, but I get to kill her. ;D
I wish it was tomorrow.
didn't you already wish that...? Granted, but tomorrow we have a nuclear holocaust.(wow, that seemed like one of your answers...) I wish Kappa Mikey would stop being a bad influence and making me kill people.
Granted, but you only hurt them. ;D
i wish i had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000!
Granted, but I kill you and take it from you.
I wish it was Christmas.
Granted; just look at the time I sent this! :P
I wish that there were MANY more Avatar fan movies that I can watch. :D
Granted, but they all suck.I wish I could get a model.
granted, but it implodes.
i wish i had another Wii-ote.
Granted, but Kappa comes over to use your Wii, and while he's playing the strap breaks and it flies into your temple and kills you.(Geez Kappa, see what you make me do?)
I wish Santa was real...
Granted, but you sit on him, and he dies.
I wish my cell phone would activate. :(
Granted, but when it activates you realize it's a bomb and explodes and kills you.(Finally you get killed.)
I wish nothing non-lethal would happen to me.
Granted, but you catch a prion disease, which completely paralyzes you. :P
I wish that there was a guarantee that the stores are open tomorrow. :D
Granted, but they burn down the night before.
I wish nothing bad would happen to this wish!
Granted, but something bad happens to YOU! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! :P
I wish that something bad happened to neither this wish nor me! :D
Granted, but everybody you know is hit on the head with a brick.
I wish nothing bad would ever happen to anything or anyone ever again.
Granted, but ummmmmm.
I wish this day wasn't so boring.
Granted, but you're busy. I wish I could have gotten Minish Cap keychains.
Granted, but you lose it.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, but it's you getting annoyed by me. I wish Winter Break was longer.
Granted, but you die of bordem.
I wish I had some Coke.
Granted, but its flat.
I wish I could beat Twilight princess this week.
Granted, but without anything to do you feel an emptiness inside and go crazy.
I wish the English Naruto voices didn't suck
Granted, but the show sucks.
I wish I could find the bloody sword in Twilight princess.
Granted, but it's just a dream. I wish I didn't have to read over the break. >:(
Granted, but you play mindless videogames for many hours.
I wish my dad and uncle would stop arguing. They act like little kids some times. ;D
How is playing mindless videogames a bad thing? ;D Granted, but they start kissing instead. :P :-[ I wish I didn't say that.
Granted, but you say something more sexually oriented and Alex Rider gets so appalled he kills you. I wish Alex would stop changing his name so much.
Granted, but you start changing your name. I wish I had Bohemian Rhapsody on my iPod.
Granted, but your iPod breaks.(actually,we have it...it's a good song, if a bit weird) I wish my sister would stop playing her Hannah Montana music.
Granted, but she listens to some other crapy stuff.
I wish I had more godsmack cds.
Granted, but my sister recorded Hilary Duff over them. I wish Hilary Duff lost her voice.
Granted, but she becomes a book writer.
meh, thats fine, my sister can't annoy me with books, and I doubt she would read it over and over again.
I wish Godsmack would make another cd considering there last one rocked.
Granted, but this one doesn't. I wish I didn't have to do a stupid book report. :(
Granted, but you have to do one of genius status. I wish I didn't have to stay at my dad's today
Granted, but you run away. I wish I had some sugar cookies.
Granted, but they are pure sugar and you have blood problems and die. I wish my Grandma was still alive.
Granted, but she's a zombie. I wish I had a scanner. I can't submit anything onto my DeviantART account! :'(
Granted, bu it malfulnctions and explodes. I wish I was a better artist.
Granted, but people are jealous of you. I wish I had something better to do.
Granted, but it involves running.
I wish I wasn't so sore.
granted
I wish i knew why this is the first post since December 28th on this? this is the funnest game out there
granted, but you die from knowing the knollege.
And actually the confessions game is.
naw thats not as fun as this
I wish i had the Mastsword's sheath form TP
granted, but your file gets erased and you can't start over.
I wish I got to play tonight.
play what? and buy refering the mastersword's shetah i menat to ahve it in real life ;D
i wish i knew what you wished to play
granted, and it was basketball.
I wish we won our game tonight.
granted, but you all die in a plain crash
I wish i knew how to contact Matt Gieler of the KXVO 10 o'clock news
Granted, but you find out he was murdered by a crazy maniac.
I wish I could be less cruel.
granted, but you cnat summon up the cruelty to kill a person who would later kill you
I wish i could unleash my fury apon this world...
Granted, but I stop you by killing you.
I wish someone else would post in here.
granted but its a coppa!
I wish i knew why Hi no Seijen must bring up stuff that i diddnt not say, it reminds me of my mother (shiver)
granted, but the news isn't pretty.
I wish people would have more confidence in me.
granted, but I do.
I wish I had oreos.
Granted, but their stall.
I wish Miami heat would come back and win this game.
granted, but they too, die in a plain crash
I wish i knew why ZV just called me bub
Granted, but the truth will make you go into a coma. I wish I had no wishes left.
granted, but you some how end up shot my by 50 cent
I wish i knew why rappers are so dman popular, they cnat sing worth and damn and all the music in the back round is some moron wackin a rythum with a stick
granted, but they can't sing cause its rap! and rap does not suck!
I wish I knew why you didn't like rap. Its the best.
becuase rappers actauly have little to no talent
I wish that Jimmy Hendrix was alive
Granted, but metallica makes him look like a loser.
I wish metallica's lead guitar player never died, that guy was one of the greatest guitar player's of all times.
my god, you've never seen Hendrix in concert have you? beilve me there is no other man that has existed that could play on the level of Jimmy Hendrix
I wish you werent so ignorant
Blah, Cliff Burton is the greatest guitar player in the world, you can not replace him, Jimmy hendrix was a loser, and least cliff didn't die of drug overdoss. :D and not granted.
my god at first i thoght you were slightly moronic but now i see that you are in fact a DUMBASS!!!
look, I can think what I want to think, and if you ask my friends, they would say something totally different, cause they don't think Im a dumbass, and you insulted a member of the forums, thats breaking a rule.
aw true, i did breka a rule but one who says that Jimmy Hendrix is not the greatest Guitar player of all time, does wholy deserve to be called a dumbass.
Actually, George harrison from the beatles was the greatest guitar player of all time. :D
Watch it Sabata. Wolf Link isn't a "dumbass" and you havent the right to call him that. There isnt even ground to call him a "dumbass" because its opinionated. It's not a fact. Opinions vary from person to person. facts remain one and the same. now that that's cleared up, I'm issuing one warning.
damnit i guess i cant call any a dumbass till febuary now?oh well i guess i can still torment him by speaking intilectialy! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 05, 2007, 09:13:28 PM
Watch it Sabata. Wolf Link isn't a "dumbass" and you havent the right to call him that. There isnt even ground to call him a "dumbass" because its opinionated. It's not a fact. Opinions vary from person to person. facts remain one and the same. now that that's cleared up, I'm issuing one warning.
Thank you zv, now to get back on the game.
I wish I was more random
augh now your realy starting to get me worked up. sigh*
Whats your problem?
I wish i knew ;D (mainly to get back on topic)
Granted, but I kill you for you knowing these random things.
I wish people would join zeldaland and post there.
Quote from: Sabata on January 05, 2007, 09:16:38 PM
damnit i guess i cant call any a dumbass till febuary now?oh well i guess i can still torment him by speaking intilectialy! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Now THAT is pretty much saying you will insult someone then, and then you'd just wait for two warnings and be nice again, rinse and repeat. Also, THAT (combined with the religious topic you got no warning for even thoguh you clearly deserved one) deserves a third warning. Goodbye.
Oooooooooh, whocares is hot, hes on fire, do you feel that? burn sounds*
I wish someone would grant my last wish and this one.
Granted, but the people won't post.
And yes, I am severly angry at him (I'd rather use a word I dare not speak that begins with p).
cool ;D I dont like to ban people, but thanks for putting on the final warning. Later Sabata!! :P
yay, no more trash talking people, cya some other time in my life.
He was TDC war IV (first was medli, second and third (forgot order) that prank and Ganon, fourth him).
Ganon was a grumpy person sometimes. getting back to the game.
I wish we would make wishes.
Granted, but it can't be corrupted.
I wish it could have been corrupted.
granted, but its a really dumb corruption.
I wish Leandra would get on so I can talk to her.
Quote from: Sabata on January 05, 2007, 09:16:38 PM
damnit i guess i cant call any a dumbass till febuary now?oh well i guess i can still torment him by speaking intilectialy! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Intelectually. Oh the irony.
I wish I had someone to talk to, Im so hyper right now, and old people are boring talking to.
granted, but it's tingle.
I'd rather die than talk to tingle.
Granted, but your inheritance is not left to Tingle, and as a result of misery, Tingle kills himself, and you two both become spirits, and he talks to you for all eternity.
I wish there was a pause button to Naruto Arena. Or so you could quit, and it not count as a loss.
Granted, but your game fries, and your parents wont let you get another one.
It's an online game :P
Oh, well then your computer fries, and you can't get another computer. HA!
Granted, but then you would have been stuck fighting Sabata all alone all night!! :P
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Granted, but your teachers load you up with a bunch of homework. I wish I didn't have so much History to do.
granted, but you somehow end up getting arrested for forgery!
I wish i knew who said they wnated to fight me, cus i'm itched to go!
granted, but that person beats you.
I wish I didn't have the feeling of just waking up, I hate that feeling.
granted, but you devolepe exspolive dieria
I wish i had more money
Granted, but you will soon be banned.
I wish Jack was back... :'(
Granted, but he bans you for no odd reason.
I wish Leandra was home so I could call her. :(
granted, but while she was gone she realized she hates you and wont talk to you.
I wish the Seahawks would play the bears next weekend.
granted, but they all die mysterisly
I wish my mom would hurry up and be done making chili!
granted, but its nasty.
I wish I wasn't annoyed by old people.
granted, but now you cant get enough of them, and you lose all your friends.
I wish I knew why Sabata is complaining of diarrhea, yet wants to eat chili.
becuase for some reason i tend to get deria randomly, plus chili meens CHILI DOGS!!!
I wish that my mom realy would hurry up with the chili...
Granted, but I kill you.
I wish I had some meaty food. Junk food is getting boring.
granted, but I KIll you
I wish there was more food in the world
Granted, but you get none of it.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
(you're bored a lot arent you?)
Granted, but instead there is too much to do, you dont know what to do first, and you explode.
I wish my dad would take me to gamestop already.
Granted, but you lose all your money in the process, and have to go all the way back home.
I wish I coulf think of some better wishes.
granted, but they involve me and the word slaughter
I wish there was more fun in the world
Granted, the nerds find it fun, not you. :P
heck i am a nerd foo, I wish i could find a good picture of my self to post in the Facebook
I forgot. Im as far from a nerd as possible, and i dont hang out with a ton of nerds. They're nice people, but to admit you are one? Thats just low.
your calling me low? >:( dont make me bring out my verbal woopin' stick
Dont make me use my wolf attacks.
I wish mudvayne would make a new cd soon.
granted, but it sucks
Why isnt Evescance in the news more often?
what?
I wish it was tuesday.
not granted :P
Why are the rappers so damn popular?>
Dude, will you say I wish something something something blah blah blah, its not a question game.
I wish you'd leave my personal life alone.
sorry i keeping thinking this si the why why game
I wish the chili was down by now...
Granted, but its nasty.
I wish the patriots could go and win the superbowl this year.
granted, but they all die horribly
I wish i knew what was happening in the world
Granted, but once again, I kill you.
I wish my friend would get online.
granted, but she dumps yah!
I wish I could exstract some vengence onto some people
granted, but we're all impervious to your wrath
i wish i had a dollar.
granted, but it burns
I wish they sold LoZ manga in the US
granted, but it's all horrible.
i wish i had the clawshot in real life.
granted, but somehow it ends up getting shot at your balls and you guess what will happen ;D
I wish i had a Big Gorons sword
Granted, but I take it from you, and kill anyone in my path.
I wish the new drake and josh episode was on.
granted, but it sucks like very episode
I wish i knew why i just ate 7 chilidogs for supper
granted but you forget
i wish my braces were off!
granted, but your teath fall out
I wish my stomach diddnt hurt
Granted, but your brain hurts.
I wish I wouldn't get the busy signal everytime I try to call a certain someone...
granted, but you go deaf
I wish Jdog would shut up about that chick allready :-*
Not granted.
I wish you'd be less mean towards me.
I would be if you'd shut up about that allready >:(
I wish you would shut up
Not granted....
I wish there was no such things as busy signals...
oh bloody hell ::)
I wish I knew jacks birthday happened, I didn't pull any pranks on him. ;D
granted, but then you mix up the day and month and pull a prank on the wrong day and he bans you.
I wish Jack would get better soon.
Granted, but the forum dies.
I wish leandra's sister would get off the internet so I could call her.
Granted, but she doesn't answer it. I wish I had something to do.
Granted, go clean your room. ;D
I wish I could relax all day.
Granted, but the next day I show up. :P
I wish for rotten cheese.
umm... granted, but... wait, why would you wish for rotten cheese? Whatever, fine, but it's fresh cheese.
It finally worked! A wish backfired the way I wanted it to! :D ;D :P
You're right! :P :P :P
I wish that I had more PowerAde to drink. :D
Granted, but you can never come to this site, or our school again, cause you'll get hyper, knowing him. ;D
I wish the three pointer I shot went in, and didn't roll around the hoop and go out.
granted, but when it goes in the power grid goes out a second before and the lights go uot and noone knows you made it.
I wish I would die.(Let's see if it works for me like it did for HNS)
Granted, but you only die in your dreams.
I wish there was no such things as bad dreams.
granted, but those dreams become real life.
I wish I could think of a good pic to put up so I can change my profile...
Granted, but its something none of us has ever heard of, and we'll all be confused on who you are...
I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted but you could never go to sleep.
i wish that my shoulder wasn't practically falling off.
Granted, but it falls off.
I wish my friend would hurry up and get home so I can call her.
granted but her phone is busy for hours
i wish my brothers friends would leave me alone... grr.
Granted, but your brother picks on you.
I wish I had something fun to do.
Granted, go play in traffic
I wish I was with Wolf link, so we could play in traffic
lol!
granted, but unfortunately, while wolf link is dodging traffic, you are being hit by a car who refuses to play chicken with you
i wish that i had a better flavor of juice to drink.
Granted, until you realize it isnt juice at all :o
I wish I was with a certain person who is very special to me right now... <3
Granted, but that person leaves you in a heart beat.
I wish my friend would hurry up and get home so I can talk to her.
Granted, but then you both realize you can't live without each other and get married.Wait, we're supposed to corrupt it? Ah well, marriage is bad enough.
I wish Michael Jackson was never born.
Granted, but he his in your thoughts and dreams all the time.
I wish this thing was done downloading so I can go on my computer, insteed of using this crappy slow one.
granted, but after finishing that computer is even worse than the one you are using.
I wish Santa wre real....
Granted, but I kill him and he doesn't exist.
I wish I was a normal member at 5rupees. so I could start making topics.
Granted, but all the topics you make incite everybody to hate you. Shortly after your proper membership is enacted, you're banned.
I wish I could drink as much shiraz as I want and never get fat. :3
Granted, but you get too skinny and die due to mal nutrition.
I really wish It was 8:00
Granted, but your life comes to an end.
I wish I had a wish.
Granted, but the wish brings destruction to man kind.
I wish I had god report card grades.
Granted, but you fail every class.
I wish there was something good one tv to watch.
Granted, but right at the good part your TV blows out.
I wish for somthing to drink.
Granted, but its something you dont like.
I wish I had more mountain dew.
Granted, BUT ITS DIET.
I wish for sleep.
Granted, but its only for a second, diet, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
I wish there was no such thing as diet pop, yuk!
:O I love diet pop!
Anyhow, granted, but they never get the proper research on aspartame done and thousands are poisoned by it.
I wish I hadn't drunk 2 litres of iced tea just now. :-X
Granted, but its two liters of mountain dew.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but *Snoooooooooore*
I wish the patriots would win this game, so they could make the super bowl.
Granted, but they cancel football forever after that.
I wish for cereal! And milk!
granted, but the cereal cuts the roof of your mouth and the milk is sour! Plus they put the milk before the cereal, instead of the correct way of cereal first!MUAHAHAHA!!!
I wish I wasn't so evil :(
Granted, but your evil is no where near as close to my evil.
I wish life was more fun.
Granted, but you would have to stop saying you're bored all the time. 8)
I wish I had an endless supply of peanut butter and bacon.
Granted, but you got to eat them together.
I wish I had an endless suply of mountain dew. Not diet.
(I do eat them together. It's actually pretty good.)
Granted but it is flat
I wish we didn't have so many tests today...
granted, but i rub it in your face that i don't have school today.
i wish that i could pull myself away from the computer so that i wont fail the 10th grade.
Granted, But you will fail some time in the 11th grade.
I wish that I could be smart at Maths, so I wont fail my Maths exam in May!
Granted, but you fail the simester.
I wish I knew if my friend was home or not.
granted, but he/she isn't.
I wish my sister would stop being so horrible to everyone
Granted, but she bes horribal to you.
I wish I had a funner game to play.
(umm...aren't I part of everyone?)
Granted, but it is extremely short and has absolutely no replay value.
i wish I could fly...
Granted, but actually its not really flying, its just falling with syle. ;D
I wish you would wish so I could corrupt it.
Granted, but its something stupid.
I wish it was fiveth hour today, because we are having pizza that hour. :D
granted, but they cancel the pizza.
I wish I could think of a wish.
granted, but the wish kills you
i wish my granting wasn't so harsh.
Granted, but people are harsh on you.
I wish that there will be another Zelda game for Wii or Game Cube, that is BRILLIAINT! XD ;D
granted, but its not as good as twilight princess.
I wish I had a wish.
Granted, but you just made one.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, but you're hungry instead
i wish i had a car. :D
Granted, but its not a very good one.
I wish I had $60.00
Granted, but you spend it on something useless.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Granted. But you become so obsessed with your new hobby no one hangs out with you anymore.
I wish my friend would stop playing her annoying ringtones all the time.
Granted, but she begins to annoy you.
I wish I didn't have school today.
Granted, but you will be really bord.
I wish I could lose about 1.5 stone.
Granted, but you are no longer allowed to watch, or be a naruto fan. Harsh isn't it?
I wish drake and josh was on.
granted, but you dont have the channel. I wish ZV would post hiw Wii number.
Granted, but its false.
I wish I could get my wii now.
granted, but it's broken. I wish my friend would sign up for TDC.
Granted, but he doesn't like, and delets his account.
I wish I had something to drink.
granted, but it's poison.
I wish this would be put in chatboard.
It will not be put in the chatboard, this game has always been in the general and will always be in the general
I wish metallica would get a better guitar player. Cause there new one sucks!
granted, but he sucks more.
I wish the war in Iraq was over....
Granted, but a war starts over here.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt that last wish.
Granted but you lose your wii
i wish i got some new boots.
Granted but they are all ripped up and gross.
I wish I could beat this stupid Warioware level.
Granted, but the game explodes!
I wish i had gum.
Granted, but it sticks your teeth together and you can never eat again and you die of starvation; HA HA HA!
I wish it was more fun to create wishes than to corrupt them.
Granted, but your head implodes
I wish i had cheese! Lots of cheese! :D
Granted, but its old and smell like something just die
i wish i was in japan
Granted, but it turns out you're not in country Japan but a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific.
I wish that we could have some sunshine for once.
Granted, but you get sunbunred.
I wish i had a guitar.
Granted, but you don't know how to use it, nor will you ever be able to use it.
I wish our game wasn't post poned. >:( :(
Granted, but you lose 120 to 0
I wish that my new furniture would come
granted, but it hadn't been transported carefully enough and it's in splinters.
I wish we could start filming. Please, noone corrupt this...
granted, ok
I wish Akon would make another cd.
granted, but it totally sucks.
I wish that I wasnt' sore from softball tryouts.
Granted, but you have to give up softball forever.
I wish this (http://espndeportes-att.espn.go.com/2003/photos2004/1110/g_manning_peyton_ht.jpg) wasn't so funny.
granted ,but then you think it's retarded and hate yourself for ever liking it.
I wish Epic Movie had been funnier.
Granted, but you die painfully from laughing too hard.
in wish i had an Oocca. :)
Granted, but what the heck is that?
I wish I had something to do.
granted, but it is finding out what an Oocca is and you kill yourself for not remembering it from TP.
I wish ZV wasn't so sad...
Granted, but he is mad
I wish this site making stuff wasn't so confusing.
granted, but its so painfully easy everyone does it and gets absolutely no visitors except themselves.
I wish I had a higher interest rate than .26% yearly...that's not even legal...
Granted, but you become as bored as me
I wish magmarfire would change his mind and come over. no corruption.
granted, but i choose not to corrupt it because you asked nicely.
I wish that witchy movie theatre managers would give kids a break when they want to see a movie that is pg-13 everywhere but that theatre where it is R. grrr...
Granted, but it will have no one in it.
I wish i could get loads of money for my birthday! ^^ :D
Granted, but you get arrested cause it's all counterfeit
i wish i had a plane. To fly. :)
granted, but it crashes and breaks.
I wish leandra's profile of hoverspot didn't hurt my eye's so much. they burn.
Granted, you go blind so that you dont have to look at it anymore!
I wish I had my food NOW!! I ordered a pizza like 45 minutes ago! Can you say: no tip?
Granted, but its cold
I wish leandra was on, Im so bored.
granted but she hates you.
I wish that my back didn't hurt so bad.
granted, but I can't think of a corruption
I wish my friend wasn't dating the girl I like.
granted, but another friend starts dating her.
i wish that a good movie was on tv.
Granted, but i makes your TV explode.
i wish i had another DS.
granted, but it breaks
I wish my friend didn't have to go. :(
Granted, but then you have to.
I wish for something to drink.
granted, but it something nasty.
I wish amanda would be back already.
Granted, but Amanda then disappears in a cloud.
I wish for raining pies!
granted, but the pies are poisonous.
I wish i had a new jar of cookies! :D
Granted, but the cookies eat you.
I wish I had the antidote for the pies!
Granted, buuutttttttt, ummmmmmmm...
I wish Amanda or leandra would get online, I am so bored.
Granted, but right when they do they are kidnapped by crazy people from North Dakota.
I wish someone, besides me, would eat a pie!
Granted, but its your sibling, and they eat the rest of yours.
I wish my runescape would work.
Granted, but it only works for one day. I wish the library had the album with Dream On. it was already checked out! :(
Granted, but it's all messed up, and ruined.
I wish I could think of something to say when my parents asked my why i skipped school :P (truth is, I threw up, but i dont know if they'll buy it.
Granted, you think of somthing to say, but they don't believe you. I wish drawing mangas weren't so hard. (I have to draw one for the newspaper, it's due Monday.)
granted, but you miss the deadline. I wish the super bowl was done and overwith already...
Granted, but you gte bored so you wosh you could watch it.
I wish I could go ice-skating next Sunday.
Granted, but the ice melts.
I wish that someone who's an enemy of the Dakotas (long story) would be eaten by giraffes.
granted, but the giraffe gets tired of trying to swallow somthing that big and throws it up.
I wish I hadn't just failed my Latin exam... yeah. ITS NOT A DEAD LANGUAGE!!!
granted, but you fail every other exam!
I wish I could tell the girl I like that I like her, no corruption please.
granted, but I also want to ask the girl I like. I have no chance with her though.
I wish I had a chance with my crush :'(
Granted, you do have a chance with your crush but you never take it. (sorry :'()
I wish I was sick on valentines day so I don't have to be around my stalkers. I would appreciate it if that wasn't corrupted.
I won't corrupt.
I wish I had giant cinnamon caves!
Thank you for not corupting that.
Granted, but a big monster eats the cinnamon cave. (what the heck is a cinnamon cave ayway?)
I wish the school counselor would actually help with my schedule problems.
Granted, but he's lazy and gives you crappy advise.
I wish... you know what? Im perfectly content right now :o
I wish I had cinnaom caves that only I will forever know where they are and nothing would happen to them.
granted but you forget where they are and any maps that you kept for that purpose burns down with your house.
i wish it was 8 oclock.
Granted. Go to bed.
I wish my last wish hadn't been corrupted :(
granted, but it was what time the party starts not my bed time.
i wish i hadnt been told to go to bed.
Granted you pass out from exhaustion.
I wish that my last wish hadn't been granted. I feel miserable.... :'(
Granted. Jump off a cliff.
I wish I could make up my mind for what to do on Valentine's day...
Granted, but you forget.
I wish I didn't jump off a cliff.
granted, but you trip off it.
I wish I would stop thinking of ways to kill you.
granted, but you just don't have as much fun
i wish i had more spagetti to eat.
granted but I eat it.
I wish I wasn't hungry
Granted, bu tyou become obese
I wish SN wasn't so mean >:(.
granted, but then I just get really really annoying.
I wish I could get off the computer. So I will.
granted, but then he is too nice
i wish that i could think of a good costume to wear later.
granted, but you lose the costume
I wish I wasn't too sick for that baby-sitting job
granted but hte kid is really annoying.
i wish i would stop getting confused about my best friends (i have two, one boy one girl)
Granted. I don't feel like corupting a wish.
I wish my brother and his "band" would shut up.
granted, but ten years later they become famous and refuse to acnoloage(sp?) you.
i wish taht my new bat would get here tommarow.
Granted, but it's a vampire bat.
I wish nothing!
Granted, you now own nothing!
I wish my friend was here
granted, but they are telling you that they are no longer your friend
i wish i had some ice cream.
I gave you ice cream.
It's fish-flavoured.
I wish I had fish-flavoured Ice Cream.
granted, you can have mine, but i dropped it on the ground when i smelled the fish.
i wish for chocolate, caramel, peanutbutter chunk ice cream.
Granted...... You have to share some with me!
I wish no one brought up fish ice cream
But someone already did.
I wish people wouldn't tell me how to live my life.
granted, no corruption.
i wish my posts in this board counted.
Granted I want that too!
I wish it was night-time.
Granted, but now their life doesn't matter.
I wish I could come up with funnier corruptions. D:
granted, but no one else thinks they are funny.
i wish i didn't have to go do dishes right now.
Granted, but now I have to. (...I'm being serious, but I just unload dishwashers. xD)
I wish you didn't pass on your wish to me. D:
granted but we both pass on our wishes to baka...
i only have to unload a dishwasher too..
i wish it wasn't so cold.
Granted, but you get sunburn.
I wish I wasn't typing up three different replies to three different topics.
granted, but your replying to 12.
i wish i wasn't strangely delusional.
Granted, now you're just dillusional.
I wish I our school wasn't retarded and gave us breaks. D<
granted but its only 5 minutes long and because of that you have to stay at school for three more hours.
i wish that i could have some good chocolate milk.
Granted, but you have to make it yourself since I have to go to school now.
I wish I could pet my kitty Julius. D:
Granted, but the kitty won't leave you alone. at all.
I wish I could use CoPic markers well. And all of them were intact.
(I don't care, I love kitties xD)
Granted, but now everyone loves you for your skill and asks you for requests and steals your art.
I want a pony.
Granted, but it hates you.
I wish I would get asked to Tolo...
Granted, but by the worst possible canidate.
... I... wish pregnant people didn't despise me.
granted, but now normal people hate you and pregnant people wont leave you alone and you have to sit with them everywhere and they are really hot and sweaty.
I wish I hadn't made such a nasty corruption.
Granted, but now every other corruption will be not corruption-y enough.
...I wish that you hadn't made that corruption, either.
Granted; I wish he hadn't corrupted that one either. ick.
I wish that Valentine's day was quiet (at my school) and nothing happened. PLEASE don't corrupt that one :'(.
Granted. ... Even the no corruption part.
I... wish that Valentines wouldn't be so loud and annoying and people mad at me 'cause I didn't buy them something. DX
Thank you.
Granted. You scratch my back, I scratch yours; no?
I wish that my dad's friend didn't die.
granted..I don't wanna corrupt that
I wish the good didn't die young :(
Granted, but now they never die.
I wish I wasn't grounded. >>; -on at school-
Granted, but uh...(being grounded is pretty bad, but I'll try to corrupt it) You get arrested by the police instead.
I we were having a snow day tomorrow. (There's so much snow where I live, we just might! ;))
Granted, but the snow freezes you over.
I wish I wouldn't hear the folling sound every day: Ring! Please tell me something that is helpful. Of course, to find help these days is very tough. Please do not leave me tortured by this! Ring! :(
Granted, but you're tormented by the sound of my dad's snoring. ??? I wish I had a stress ball. I'm pissed off at this one group of boys in another science class for taking my only 2 liter bottle for MY terrarium, and they used it for theirs!!! >:(
Granted, but it explodes.
I wish that my brother would stop pretending to be sick.
Granted, but he really is sick, and gets to stay home. (Your brother sounds like Ferris Bueller ;D) I wish we were having ANOTHER snow day tomorrow.
Granted, but the snow covers your house and you never get out.
I wish someone would be able to solve the code in the last of my posts in this topic. (That means the post of mine on the previous page)
Granted, but no one believes them.
I wish I knew what he was talking about.
Grnated, no corruption. I left a secret message in my post on the 190th page of this topic.
To keep this on-topic....
I wish Akatsuki would give me a hint.
Granted: If you are a 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' fanatic, you'd get it.
I wish someone would find it out already.
granted, but um... can't think of a corruption.
I wish I knew if this girl likes me.
granted, but she really likes me ;Doh yeah. I'm studly.
i wish I wasn't so drop dead sexy.
Next time you make that corruption I kill you.
And not be rude or anything, but she is too old for you. She's 18, and your what, 14 15?
Make a wish, darnet!
Ooh, I will! I wish Shikamaru Nara wasn't so drop dead sexy. Joking! ;D
I wish I knew Erin's phone number, grr.
Granted, but you'll forget it.
No i wont, I have a phone book thing in my cell phone, lol. :D
Okay, then it will be mysteriously deleted. Little did Wolf Link know that someone by the name of Link104 broke into his house and trashed his cell phone. See, this is what happens when I can't take my meds!
you trash the cell, and I kill you. lol
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
Granted, I have the same wish. My Vacation may have been a week long, but it was still too darn short!
I wish it was baseball season. its almost here!
I wish I had TP.
Granted, but it dies.
I wish I had some new music to listen to.
You make that corruption again, I'll kill you!
I wish I wasn't so darn smexy!
its not I'll kill you, its I kill you.
You comes to the topic, and you denies my drop dead sexyness. For dis, I kill you.
I wish there was something else on tv.
Granted, but you have no TV.
I wish that I had an army of carnivorous crows to take over the world with.
granted, but I become super powerful and use my random orcs and elves and slain you and your army and then I over power the world.
I wish Usher would make a new cd.
granted, but you are the only one who gets it and it turns out to be an exploding death trap made by terrorists.
I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.
Granted, but you just are too lazy to wish.
I wish basketball season didn't end so soon :(
Granted, but one game lasts so long you never can leave the field, NEVER. EVEEEERRR!!!!
I wish that people would stop worrying about global warming, one volcanoe exploding can do more Ozone Layer Heating than the entire world industry can in 5 years. And the Ozone Layer is only 2 or 3 degrees above normal. Yeah, we're going to die REALLY soon of global warming. ::)
Granted, but then they blow cockroach domination out of proportion.
I wish we would all just get along :(
Granted, but then aliens come and take over the world.
I wish that I could fly!
granted, but Santa hits you on a practice run.
I wish we had Christmas more than once a year.
Dude, I don't need to corrupt, we already have a second one in July. ;D
I wish for esjieAUIE.
Ummmm.... Granted? I have no idea what that means so no corruption.
I wish I could get gaia.
Granted, but what in the heck is that?
I wish I knew what that was!
Granted, it is an internet community. look it up at wikipedia.
I wish for nothing, I'm content.
I wish I had no life.
Baka Nezumi: Granted, but then you get bored and wish for something.
I wish for something to wish for.
Granted, but it's a terrible wish.
I wish I had a marble to play with...
Granted, but you knock it into the computer screan, and your mom yells at you and takes your marble away, there for leaving you with no internet and no marble to play with. ;D
I wish that wish didn't actually happen.
granted, but it happens to YOU!
I wish nobody could ever corrupt my wishes.
Granted, but you can't corrupt anyones wish either.
Um....... Granted? You didn't wish....
I wish he had wished.
Just to let you know(not being mean just pointing out a rule) if a person has no wish, then there is no need to make corruptions. and that person doesn't always have to make a wish. :D
I wish people would wish for funny things to happen.
Um, granted but they are the lame-funny type.
I wish "someone" would magically fall down the stairs.
Owww, that hurt!
I wish the bleeding would stop.
Granted, but you need to get surgery.
I wish it wasn't you who fell down the stairs.
granted, but it is I who falls down the stairs and I break my neck.
:-[ :-[I wish I hadn't just made that corruption, now I'm going to--ACKK!!!
Oh, no!!!!
Granted but you start bleeding. (mirror of Akatsuki)
I wish I would shut up. I keep hurting people.
Granted, but then you can't wish his pain to go away.
I wish someone would wish Shikamaru safe.
Granted.
I wish Skikamaru was safe.
Granted, but instead Asama Bin Laden falls down the stairs.
I wish I owned a genie.
Granted, but I possess you and use up all your wishes.
I wish I had a vanilla cupcake.
granted, but I take it from you.
I wish Tia would hurry up and respond to my email, she repsonded to the other ones, but not the one I just resently sent.
Granted, but it is a hate-mail.
I wish that Jonathan shut his ******* trap.
who is this jon in which you speak of?
An annoying pest who needs to die in a hole.
I wish for that.
Granted, but I end up dying with him.
Quote from: Akatsuki on March 01, 2007, 05:06:23 PM
Granted, but instead Asama Bin Laden falls down the stairs.
I wish you would spell Osama Bin Laden correctly.
granted, but he kills you. lol
I wish you didn't correct a mod, lol.
Granted, he corrects you.
I wish it were raining bunnies!
Granted, but they all go down on your house, and it explodes.
I wish I wasn't so tired from playing basketball.
Granted, but a giant peanut butter and pastrami sandwich eats you.
I wish weeeeeeeeee!
What the Navi?
I wish that wasn't so confusing.
Granted, but you still don't understand it do to aliens.
I wish that something would happen.
Granted, but that something is an atomic bomb.
I wish I would do really well on this project.
Granted, but you lose it in a hurricane and the teach fails you.
That's not very nice.
I wish that hurricane didn't happen.
Granted, but which one?
I wish I knew which one!
Granted, but it's the one swallowing you up.
I wish there weren't any more racist riots at my friends school.
Granted, as a hater of racism I won't corrupt that.
I wish for my nothing.
Granted, but what?
I wish I could join every zelda forum in the world and have time for each and every single one of them!
Granted, but everyone hates you there.
I wish that my dog was smarter.
Granted, but it becomes so smart, that it figures out a way to destroy the earth and the earth then goes bye bye.
I wish there wasn't any snow outside.
Granted, but in its place are millions of zombies that would like to eat your brain.
I wish for *insert wish here*
Granted, but _____________________
(Insert corruption here)
I wish you'd stop doing that.
Granted, but everyone else does it.
I wish Wolf Link didn't disagree with me 90% of the time.
Granted, he disagrees with you 91% of the time.
I wish tha *reference to how I'm a broken - broken record*
Granted, except you are grounded forever for saying that. Good luck guessing what I filled in for the rest of that wish.
I wish my brother would stop getting me in trouble for things he's doing.
Granted, but he does it to other people.
I wish this girl I kind of like would respond in a possitive way with this email I sent her, no corruption please.
Granted, I know what it's like. :(
I wish we had better breakfast food here.
granted, but its weird never heard of before food.
I wish I had a wish.
Granted, it's the greatest wish ever. But it's too late to wish for it.
I wish for *car passes by honking*, isn't that a cool wish?!
uuummmm, granted?
I wish that wasn't such a confusing wish.
Granted, but instead it insults you.
I wish you were more imaginative, like Akatsuki or Shika.
Not granted, lol, I have no imagination
I wish this show wasn't so boring.
Granted but your TV explodes, causing damage to your house.
I wish I could go rock-climbing today.
Granted, but you fall and break several bones, one inch away from dying.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted, you get to community service with old people.
I wish that WL would stop getting confused by me.
Granted, but you confuse other people.
I wish that Baka would tell me what she filled in the blank with.
Granted but you are so disgusted/shocked/ashamed you die.
I wish I didn't kill Akatsuki.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish that I could fly. Without falling. ::)
The army thinks you are an enemy plane so they shoot you. But since you can't fall your corpse is always flying and will forever more.
I wish I didn't have so much fun making that corruption.
Granted, but I have fun with mine.
I wish you were really the one who recieved the corruption of the wish of mine you corrupted.
You're so mean! *cries*
I wish you never wished for that.
Granted, someone esle does.
I wish xcfjidxfjkdjkdfjdfjdf.
Granted, but from now on you'll have to make an actual wish.
I wish Cassi would respond to my pm on facebook soon.
Granted but she is angry at you.
I wish Alex would get back on Gaia.
Granted, but as soon as she gets on, your already off.
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on March 04, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
Granted but she is angry at you.
I wish Alex would get back on Gaia.
I know how you feel buddy, cassi isn't back on msn yet either.
I wish Cassi would get on msn soon.
Granted, but Alex also gets on Gaia. We both win.
I wish more corruptions were productive like that one.
Granted. No corruption.
I wish for 1 million dollars. That aren't stolen/counterfeited or get stolen.
Granted, but they're burned.
I wish for some cookies that aren't poisonous, kill-able, destroyed, terrible, smelly, stolen, counterfeit, will be stolen before I eat them, or any other inconvienence that prevents me from enjoying them.
Granted, but its so good, that it actually tastes bad! lol
I wish fall out boy would make a new cd.
Granted, but he gets fired before the CDs are released and is banned from music, so the CDs never are released.
I wish the moon wasn't eaten. :'(
Um, granted, but you have to stop doing drugs, when was the moon eaten? :o
I wish I knew when the moon was eaten.
Five seconds before I posted.
I wish you didn't say I'm doing drugs, I don't. They're evil. ???
Granted, but you're on something else, lol
I wish cassi would hurry up and get back.
Granted. The corruption: The wishing for it to happen didn't happen, so neither does the granting or corruption.
I wish my head was attached to my body.
granted, but I didn't understand your corruption.
I wish there was no such thing as school and everyone was smart enough to not go to school.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish WL would no that basically my corruption meant the wish didn't happen.
uuuummmmmm, I see?
I wish you weren't so confusing to me.
Granted, but I am.
I wish yu weren't so easily confused, WL.
Granted, but you are.
I wish it was raining flying ice cream trucks and live.
Granted, but they're all out of ice cream.
I wish I was better at html. Please no corruption
Okay. I wish someone other than me was online at Zelda Land.
Granted, but he's a 40 year-old stalker.
I wish I didn't just wish that upon you.
Granted, but you have to corrupt THIS and you make it even worse!
I wish I had cable with On-Demand and Tevo! (Spelling?)
Granted, but they explode, leaving your house and Vaati souveniers (memorobilia {sp?}, etc.) in ashes.
What? NOOOOO!!!!
I wish I had a wish to corrupt.
Oh, my bad.
Granted. I wish I had a bunny that wasn't flesh-eating, evil, contaminated wih a disease or would get snatched from me.
Granted, but the bunny runs away and gets eaten by a turtle named Sinbad.
I wish someone would please unfreeze me.
Granted, but you die once your unfrozen.
I wish I had pizza.
Granted, but you don't eat it.
I wish people would post here more so we would get 200 pages already.
granted, but the topic is deleted for innapropriate content when it is one post away.
I wish that {Innapropriate content alert! Topic will soon be deleted1}
uuuuummmmmmm, oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I wish I wasn't so confused right now.
granted, but you have to go read the posts on suggestions that I told you to read.
I wish Wolf Link would read the last post on page two and the first few posts on page three of the Suggestions thread.
Granted, he does and surpisingly (sp?) takes the GOOD ADVICE. HINT, HINT.
I wish that Wolf Link would get the HINTS.
Not granted! ha!
I wish I wouldn't sometimes not ever possibly get the hints, lol, corrupt that one! :D
Sometimes not ever means that sometimes you get the hints so...... Granted, but instead you check our hints constantly.
I wish you weren't so annoying.
Ummmm, I can't corrupt that, too difficult... :o
I wihs that I owned the world!
Granted, as my second-hand man! Who, by the way, can't take over my position of power.
I wish my friend was here.
I wish my life never happened, people at school but tia and some others are really starting to hate me for some reason. Everyone is always yelling at me.
Yelling? Is that the best you came up with? EVERYONE has a pupose in life, some parts might suck but it will get better. I'm particularly sensitive to this stuff a=so, be warned.
I wish that you thought things through, WL.
Not granted.
I wish, for once, you would quit saying you hate your life. Mabye you should think it over why they hate you? I don't know, if you wonder why I ask.
granted.
I wish you knew I made made that wish like a long time ago when my life was going bad, but for some odd reason, things have turned around, except for Joe stupid Wright, the jack ... he keeps making fun of how I do things, so I just take it out on baseball's instead of my self and others, when Im in games, I'll just think of all the things he's done to do that make me mad, and just crush it, it always works. I get mad at him very easily. And magmarfire knows why.
Granted, the corruption being I forgotto corru
I wish it was raining chocolate bunnies without any bad side affects.
granted.
I wish I had a new mp3 player, mine died. :(
Granted, but yours if destroyed (again) by evil little grasshoppers.
I wish that I didn't melt.
granted, but you die of old age, really old age. like 200 years of old age.
I wish there was the twisted laughing link smile here.
Granted, but you are then turned into water... In America!
I wish magmarfire would quiet singing white and nerdy everytime I listen to ridin dirty, grrr. lol
Granted, but nothing happens, in America!
I wish that there wasn't a monster under my bed.
Granted, but he moves to your closet.
I wish I would stop thinking of names to change into here. lol
Granted, but you change names, as usual.
I wish that the force be with you.
In America.
Um, granted?
I wish other people besides you and me would post in this game.
Granted, but they never corrupt the wish. (isn't that right, Jdog?)
I wish it was raining monkeys in November when the wind was blowing in every direction on a cold summer day.
Granted, but you get attacked by the monkey's and die an unwanted death.
I wish that didn't happen.
Granted, it happens to you.
I wish it wasn't raining monkeys in November when the wind was blowing in every direction on a cold summer day.
Granted, but it happens in december.
I wish it was raining chocolate bars with no down falls.
Granted, but no one eats them.
I wish supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wasn't just a word.
Granted, but I still can't say it.
I wish I could say and spell that word.
Granted, but you forget how to talk, causing your master 'The Wicked Witch of the East' to take over Netherland and cause Pan Peter to die, blowing up the world in the process.
I wish..... wwweeelllllll.......... ummmmm.... I have nothing to wish for.
I wish prince didn't look like a girl at times.
Granted, but then who would buy all of the worlds purples suits?
I wish that I hadn't got run into by a huge girl while playing softball today.
Granted, but you get ran over by an even bigger girl
I wish my glove had more powers, even though its already enchanted(sp)! ;D
Granted, but you can't use the magic because of no reason.
I wish Mickey Mouse and the Disney Corportation weren't trying to conquer the world.
Granted, but I will! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish you made a wish.
Granted, but you can't corrupt it. I wish Dragonlord would come out of hiding from me. I haven't seen him for a while, now.
Granted, but you hide after he appears.
I wish Sasuke wasn't a complete emo.
Granted, but what's an emo? I know Emu's, but...*Head explodes*
Basically extreme goths.
Oh... I had a friend who was like that.
I wish Orochimaru died, he is no longer important now that Sasuke beet him.
Who the heck is that?
A character in Naruto who is completely snake themed. For a long time he was after Sasuke and eventually got his hands on him.
I wish I got to go into the batting cage tonight. :(
Granted, but you dont enjoy it.
I wish that the next zelda game is going to be amazing, better than tp! (not ph)
Granted, but Nintendo gets sued to never make Zelda games again.
I wish for raining ducks!
Granted, but 5 of them fall on your head and 2 of the poop on you.
I wish the next naruto chapter would hurry up!
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish we didn't have to do so much freaking running.
Granted but you now do skipping with pink and purple ropes.
I wish that the easter hollidays would hurry up!
Granted, but there is no egg's or easter bunny.
I wish david would hurry up and get his butt over here.
Granted, but he takes four hours to get there.
I wish that school wasn't so boring!
Granted, but it becomes a prison
I wish it were 8 oclock.
Granted, but at 8 you feel very bord and sleepy.
I wish i could fly.
Granted, but its not really flying, its falling with stile! ;D
I wish that this game would be less hard
Granted, but you then find a game that is good, but too hard, and then you get bord of it.
I wish that I could order the next Mmppp manga books tonight.
granted but what the heck and how the heck do say that? :o
I wish I knew what that was.
Granted, but you forget everything else, including how to breathe.
I wish I had a pet penguin.
Granted, but it runs away because you feed it the wrong fish.
I wish that i could get a directors account on youtube.
* Mmppp is short for Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, as you can see its alot to write. lol ^^ *
Granted, but you get the same fate as LittleKuriboh.
I wish I...
*loud koala bears interrupt wish*
I wish myspace wasn't beening so dumb right now.
granted, but you have to stop obsessing over myspace and do something productive.
I wish for that.
Granted, but the corruption never happens.
I wish I could fly without falling or hitting other objects in the sky while still retaining the ability to breathe! :D
Granted, but hunters mistake you for a goose and shoot you while you're flying. I wish this spring break was longer.
Granted, but it becomes boring, and you die from the boringness of it.
I wish I wish I was a fish! :D
Granted, but you see that shark over there? He says you look delicious!
I wish Link had the Keyblade!!!
Granted, but it becomes insanely heavy and he falls off a cliff. (Why must the good die young? *mourns over link*)
I wish I had tasty apple pie!!!
Granted, but you get really heavy and you roll off a cliff.
I wish that I were on the Internet right now... Oh, wait. False wish. :P
I wish I wasn't so confused on what he just did...
Granted, but you get confused over the next sentence you read. Then again, guess it would happen anyways.
I wish Jdog wasn't confused by every little thing.
Not granted, its not everything Im confused on son!
I wish it wasn't so hot at practice today. I like the cold practices better.
Granted, but you freeze to death instead.
I wish I had a symmetrical (sp?) face.
Granted; Both sides are blank.
I wish my mom could walk soon. (She just had a surgery)
(I'll know your true colors if you corrupt this one)
Granted, but she beats you at a race and never ever lets you win again. :P
I wish I could see Blades of Glory.
I wish Twilight Princess wasn't so (Edited) dang addictive! No wait, scratch that.
I wish that I went back to Ancient Greek time. ( but if i die ill be reborn in the future. Loop hole in the space time continume.)
Granted, but you are captured by the invading Romans, who torture you to the brink of death.
I wish I was Princess Zelda, but evil didn't exist.
Granted. But the world ends becuase of no evil. With out evil order cannot exist. I wish I could go back in time and meet my ancestors.
granted, but when you come back your almost as old as i am
i wish i hadnt gone away for so long
Granted, but you're not missed.
I wish I didn't feel so sick.
granted, but only for 3.5 minutes
i wish my shoulder wasnt in pain
granted, but only for 3.5 minutes
I wish I had Flash.
Granted but for only 3.5 minutes.
I wish I could meet Miyamoto.
Okay granted. But you die of embarassment.
I wish I could get my schedule for this year.
granted but it gets eaten by a silk worm.
i wish i had some money
Granted, but you put it in a piggy bank and can't get it out.
I wish I didn't have to take icky medicine! ???
granted but you have to get a shot. *shiver* i hate those things.
i wish i could get my money out of my piggy bank
Granted, but you find out that most of it was stolen. (Smirks) Wasn't me. :D
I wish my mom would get home.
granted but only for 3.5 minutes
i wish the cops would stop standing outside my house
Granted, but they come inside your house.
I wish I could marry Vaati. :D
granted, but then you want a divorce
i wish the cops would get out of my house, they've been staring at my pet goldfish for a long while now.
Granted, but a burglar breaks in right after they leave.
I wish I didn't feel sick every time I ate something.
grantd, but you feel sick when ever you drink something
i wish that burgular would stop asking about my fish
i wish it wouldnt be storming
Granted, but it's too hot out. (Where do you live? It's storming here in Chicago, too)
I wish summer wasn't so boring.
Quote from: Vaati on July 10, 2007, 02:18:04 PM
Granted, but it's too hot out. (Where do you live? It's storming here in Chicago, too)
I wish summer wasn't so boring.
around the same area ;D. I was helping picking weeds this morning and it was SO hot out. i wish all this rain would cool things off here. now about your wish.
wish granted i made summer interesting but its too cold outside now
i wish i could find out why my friend cant make an account.
wish granted but they got banned
i wish i could read japanese
granted but you forget english
i wish i had more rice
granted except the mice got to it :-*
darn you mice!
i wish my dog was a pig
granted but she becomes my piggy bank
i wish i had a turtle shell
granted but u got stomped on and the shell breaks
i wish i was a t.v.
Granted, but then you break.
I wish I had million wishes.
wish granted but you cant use any of them
i wish we could go swimming
granted but the water is full of pirahnas ;)
i wish my hat didnt smell like straw
granted but it stays the same and still smells the seme
I wish I had a wish to corrupt.
granted but someone else just granted it
i wish i could be better at my game
Granted, but everyone is jealous and bans you from playing.
I wish Jack would come back.
granted but only for a hour
i wish i could go inside of games and talk to the characters
Granted, but their rude to you.
I wish I didn't have Crohn's. :-*
granted, but you get the flu every year (sorry its so lame :P)
I wish that I had something fun to do today.
granted. But then the world ends. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
No wish? Aw...
I wish Croc shoes would drop off the face of the planet right about now.
granted. but they come back in twenty years like most fads.
I wish the world would end.
Granted, but you never get the chance to take it over.
I wish I could take over the world.
granted but the world blew up now.
I wish i could have a mouse
granted but the mouse died :'(. i wish i was tony hawk
Granted. But you retire from skate boarding in one hour.
I wish you cant corrupt this wish.
Granted but there wasn't an actual wish.
I wish that Palencia fabric didn't fray at the ends...
Granted, But instead it starts a fire. :P :P :P
I wish I knew what fisk said.
Granted, but your brain dies from confusion.
I wish I could be a speed reader.
Granted, but then all the text you read crawls along at a slow pace.
I wish our glue gun wasn't so hot so that I would stop burning my hand.
Granted, but its so cold that it freez's your hand and it breaks off.
I wish girls would stop saying no to me, I hate being single. :(
Granted, but they're the wrong kind of people. (Like those girls with the annoying high-pitched voices and can't stop hanging around you)
I wish I knew if my number one fan was a boy or girl.
Granted, but its someone you hate alot.
I wish there was something to do.
Granted, but you're over-occupied.
I wish I had a Gir bookbag.
Granted, but it can only hold one book.
I wish someone would call me, I am bored.
granted but you get eaten by an armadillo within a half hour of said call.
i wish i had gum.
Granted, but its fat free.
I wish it wasn't hot out.
granted but it's cold enough to freeze all plant life! mwahahahaha! what now plants!
i wish i wasnt so hungry
Granted, but you explode.
I wish someone would make these little kids go away.
Granted, but then they come back when you're not looking!
I wish I had room for more game systems; I'd like to get a green Nintendo 64.
Granted, but it explodes.
I wish Katie would get on.
Granted, but you have a fight.
I wish I knew where all my classes are and who my teachers are.
Granted, but its in the devils din and the teachers are bullies that you hate to death.
I wish my friend carl would quit typing so I can't understand him.
Granted, but he "h8ts" it.
I wish I had more pancakes.
granted, but they have no taste.
I wish they would make a new episode too the abridged series.
Granted, but nothing actually happens.
I wish there were garage sales with stuff I wanted.
Granted, but the stuff you get is broken or not as cool as you think, and you accidentally die by using one of them wrong.
I wish that I was king of the world!
granted but the poeple REVOLT
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Your wish is granted as a murderer comes through the window and eviscerates you, then forces you to eat your own intestines with a fork while they're still attached. You scream in pain, but nobody comes to your aid. You're no longer bored, however.
I wish that my soul was at peace.
Granted, but I come to destroy it.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, as you get injected with a Beijing cocktail. Don't run out of adrenaline, or you'll die.
I wish I could think of something to wish.
Granted, but you just wished for something.
I wish I wasn't so hoooottttttt.
Granted, as you become the ugliest slug in all of slugdom.
The slugs pour salt on you as a hate crime.
I meant weather wise?
I wish I wasn't so bored.
granted, but you become the emotionless cyborg-navigator of the CSC (Commonwealth Star Carrier) Europa, so you have no emotions.
I wish draggie was here...
granted, but he or she dies.
I wish I knew who that was.
I wish the sirens in my head would stop screaming their repetitive warning cry.
granted, but you corrupt my wish!
I wish you'd corrupt my wish!!!!! >:(
Granted, but your wish becomes something really nice and prissy instead of the dark-and-evil look that you wanted.
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish last time I posted...
Granted, but now you suffer fro amnesia forever.
I wish Michael Jackson didn't molest little boys. Sicko...
granted, but he molests you instead.
I wish That Plastic Pedo would be shot. Repeatedly.
granted, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I wish I knew who that was.
Granted, but it's you.
I wish my mom would stop talking to me for a little while so I can concentrate.
Granted but you completely forget what you were trying to think about.
I wish I had bought my friend a better present.
Granted, but she/he doesn't like it.
I wish my cousin would get online.
Granted, but he dies
I wish britany would get on.
Granted, but her computer crashes as soon as you talk to her.
I wish school wouldn't start.
Granted, but you get obred of summer.
I wish I had something to do.
Quote from: Sora on August 30, 2007, 05:16:43 PM
Granted, but he dies
My cousin is a girl.
granted, but you then die
I wish for less bordum...
Granted, but you're loaded with so much homework, that you have no time to visit TDC or do anything fun.
I wish my sister wasn't at college. No corruption.
granted
I wish michigan was winning
Granted, but you go blind, deaf, and mute.
I wish I had a fitillion dollars.
Quote from: Sora on August 19, 2007, 01:11:29 PM
granted, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I wish I knew who that was.
Obviously he was talking about Michael Jackson.
Granted, but a fatillion ends up being one half of a dollar bill, and you get arrested for counterfeit anyways.
I wish everyone would listen to me and stop conforming. (Paradox FTW!)
Granted, but your neat little paradox unravels, so your wish is corrupted anyway.
I wish Shika didn't misspell fitillion.
Granted, but he misspells "misspelled."
I wish that Windows would stop sending me e-mails about porn. D:
granted, I get that same thing all the time, its annoying really
I wish britany was home, I am so bored.
Granted, but she likes me, not you!
I wish I wasn't so dang Smexy!
oooooo kkkkkkkkk
I wish I was less tired
Granted, but then you have so much energy, you can't sleep at all.
I wish I was old enough to drive.
Granted, but you crash your car and get your license taken away forever.
I wish my bookshop sold Love Mode.
granted, but you can't buy it.
I wish angels and airwaves new cd was out.
Granted, but you can't buy it.
Granted, but you have to guess the wish.
I wish I knew what your wish was.
...Does that work?
I wish I knew somebody who had a Sega Saturn.
granted, but they used it to beat you to death with
I wish I had enough money for my pc and to go on a furmeet.
granted, but you have no monitor
I wish homework did its self.
Granted, but you get an "F."
I wish Wal-Mart had a better selection of CDs from artists I like, instead of just having their Greatest Hits albums.
Granted, but then they go out of stock.
I wish that the wish of the next poster was uncorruptable.
Granted!
I wish that the war would end already!
granted, but the other side wins.
I wish I was a mod. Seriously. Only Gamefreak seems to have held off on the anger.
Granted, but everyone resents you and you kill yourself out of depression.
I wish that I wished a wish that would be better than any wish ever wished by a wisher of wishes.
Granted, but it's now my wish because that sounds like something I would wish for.
I wish for what The End wished for.
Granted, but I wished I would get what you wished for.
TIME PARADOX!
I wish I could feel love again...[/emo]
Granted, but it's furry love :P
I wish I had control of this place... I would establish order.
Granted, but then the people revolt. Too much order is boring!
I wish I could get a Sega Saturn.
Granted, but it's literally Saturn. It suffocates you in its vapors.
I wish that I was a mod...
Granted, but you unintentionally screw up the forums and get banned.
I wish I didn't have to rip open my Dreamcast and replace the battery inside.
Granted, but instead...
You move to Soviet Russia, where Dreamcast rips open you!
I wish the CCCP (USSR) was still in power. Seriously.
Granted, but then the song "Back in the USSR" plays twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, everywhere you go.
I wish I didn't have to use a dial-up connection with my Dreamcast. Stupid onboard 56k modem...
Granted, but instead you get Vista loaded onto it.
(shudder)
I wish that I never ever had Vista.
Granted, but I think it'd be pretty cool to have Vista on my Dreamcast, instead of just Windows CE.
I wish I had more room for game systems.
Granted, as someone comes into your house and steals everything but the game systems... including the adapters, the controllers, the games, and you.
And yeah, the TV, too.
I wish I was loved.
Granted, but you're chased by a bunch of fans.
I wish I had high speed internet.
Granted, but it breaks down.
I wish the battery in my Dreamcast wasn't broken.
Granted, but there's a battery leakage.
I wish it wasn't so cold in the morning.
granted, but its cold during the day
I wish the lions would win this game!
Granted but they all break all of their arms and legs
I wish you couldn't corrupt this wish
Granted, but since there's nothing in that wish to corrupt in the first place, the internet explodes.
I wish people wouldn't choose to ship games using such slow rates.
Granted but they're still doing it that way (but not with their free will) because now I'm forcing them to.
I wish the guy I like would notice me and talk to me from time to time.
Granted. How are you?
I wish that I was omnipotent.
Quote from: Big Daddy on November 30, 2007, 11:16:33 PM
Granted. How are you?
Dude, that was just completely genius. You get today's MagmarFire Award! :P
Oh, and granted, but then all the power making you omnipotent grows until your body can't take it anymore, causing both it and the intrawebz to explode.
I wish SSBB would come out sooner... I wanna kick the crap out of Sonic, too... :'(
Granted but the game breaks
I wish that i had pie
Granted, but it expired a few months ago.
I wish that I could win my City Council election in 2009.
Granted, but you get mad with power and the people revolt.
I wish Christmas would get here sooner...
Granted, but it'll go by so quickly you'll miss it.
I wish I had time in my life instead of endless homework!
Granted,but you're head 'ill exsplode in 5 seconds.54321!!!
*sings*I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
Granted, but no one will be in love with you.
I wish I was fluent in Latin.
Quote from: Jackeon Black on November 30, 2007, 11:16:33 PM
Granted. How are you?
Hahah! Good one.... ::) Stay back!
Granted but you forget how to speak English in the process and whenever you try all you make are clicks and beeps.
I wish I was better at Guitar Hero.... :(
I wish there wasn't a big Global Studies test tomorrow. :-*
Granted, but that's all you'll ever be good at for the rest of your life.
Granted, but you'll have it the same day as me... the next day! :P
I wish I didn't have four tests on Thursday.
Granted, but you have five tests on Friday.
I wish that I didn't get adrenaline rushes when I compete at things... :-*
Granted, but without said adrenaline rushes, you do very poorly.
I wish I knew when the Sega Saturn backup cartridge I ordered from Japan would be here...
Granted, but they're now coming when Jack Thompson starts playing Mortal Kombat, gets addicted to Grand Theft Auto, and declares Master Chief a god.
I wish they would serve something for lunch at school that wasn't either cold or tasted like mulch.
Granted, but you don't like the new food nearly as much as you liked the old food.
I wish I could save my progress in Panzer Dragoon.
Granted, but it gets deleted later.
I wish Hanukkah wasn't over. :(
Granted, but you get no presents.
*sings*I wish I could fly.like a bird in the sky.*sings*(I know,I'm obssed with singing.)
Granted, but your wings will give out at an altitude of 1,553 feet! (Like Icarus)
I wish I had magic.
Granted, But every time you use it somthin goes really really bad.
I wish that we had snowdays until friday.
Granted, but then you get into an intense magic feud with me and I kill you. jk.
I wish I owned Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. (I'm just borrowing it)
Granted, But it breaks and the memory card dies along with the PS2. I wish that i could stop time.
Granted, but something goes wrong and you're stuck in a timeless universe.
I wish the goblins would come and take the garbage away.
Granted, but 'away' would mean in your room.
I wish I had something I wanted for Christmas... ::)
Granted, but you immediately get tired of it once you get it.
I wish I could have free downloads to any songs I want.
Granted, but the FBI will trail you down and get you! >:(
I wish I wasn't a procrastinator...
Granted, but umm...you die? (sorry, there's nothing bad about not procrastinating)
I wish I could have thought up a better corruption.
Granted, but it corrupts you, not the intended corruptee.
I wish that I had some of those peanuts sitting in front of me. Oh, wait. Wish granted. :D
But.... *sings* Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now!
I wish I could sing on tune. ???
Granted, MagmarFire, but since you already granted your own wish without any of the necessary corruption that is required to go with a wish granting in this topic, the peanuts disappear into thin air.
Granted, Peka, but you become a celebrity and the paparazzi won't give you any peace.
I wish I had a portable Sega Saturn...
Granted, but it explodes.
I wish I could have swimming all year.
Granted, but the pool dries up and you have to practice diving.
I wish my orange was easy to peel.
How could I practice diving if there's no water to dive into?
Anywho, Granted, but peeling bananas will give you hell.
I wish I had some hot chocolate.
Quote from: Vaati on December 19, 2007, 02:42:08 PM
How could I practice diving if there's no water to dive into?
Well, it wouldn't exactly be
painless... :P
Oh, and granted, but you burn your mouth so badly that you can only drink juice for three weeks.
Granted...? :-\
I wish I had a tablet.
I'm wishing for a white christmas. ;D
Granted, but you get a white cat for Christmas. You love it dearly, but later loose it in the snow.
I wish for a yellow Christmas.
Granted, but .... wait what? :o ... ;D but you'll get a green Christmas.
I wish I could color moving sprites in photoshop. 8)
(and we posted exactly 43 seconds apart!)
Granted, but it doesn't work well.
I wish I was doing something better for the break. :(
Granted, but you fall asleep and don't wake up until after the break is over, so you never actually get a chance to do anything.
I wish my bedroom was bigger. I hate having nowhere to put stuff.
Granted, but it gets so big you get lost and never find the way out.
I wish I was a beter writer.
granted, but you'd start bragging about your awesome writing skillz and everyone would hate you.
i wish i was a jedi
Granted, but some scientists will start experimenting on with your abilitites until you die and then use their research to start a world war that would end up destroying the world!!!
I wish someone had noticed the error on my last wish...
Granted, But everyone laughs.
I wish i had Triangle hero 2.
Granted, but it'll turn out to be Octogon Hero 2.
I wish it wasn't so cold outside, and inside.
Granted, but it gets so hot that everything melts into an unidentifiable blob.
I wish I knew someone who had a Sega Saturn.
Granted, but they're really mean.
I wish the mall wasn't always so crowded around Christmas.
Granted, but then it's completely empty. All the time. Then you get too creeped out to go there any more.
I wish I had more money...
Granted, but you spend it all on useless things and then have no money and can never earn an other cent in your life.
I wish for it to be christmas.
Granted, but it'll be over at 12:00 tonight.
I wish I knew what I was getting for Christmas.
Granted, but it'll spoil Christmas for you. (It would in real life, you know.)
I wish I had room for more game systems in my room.
Granted, but then it's completely empty. (except for the games) All the time. Then you get too creeped out to go there any more.
I wish I could get the hang of the Insert Hyperlink thing. :-*
granted, but your computer soon breaks afterwords.
I wish I had Halo 3
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish the snow hadn't melted.
Granted, but you can't go out and enjoy it because you get grounded by your parents
I wish for a wish.
granted but you dont know what to wish for
I wish I had a dodge viper
Granted, but you find out that is was made in a sweatshop.
I wish people would start sending me stories for HyMagazine's Midna Madness section.
granted but you spill coffee all over the stories
I wish I had assasins creed
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish gum had forever-lasting flavor.
granted but since the flavor never gos away you never take it out of your mouth and you never eat again
I wish I had an everlasting Mt. Dew fountain
Granted, but someone "accidentally" spikes it.
I wish I could go visit my neighbor.
granted but theyre not home
I wish I had an iphone
Granted, but it gets stolen, and therefore lose your iPod, you phone, your internet, and everything else that was on that phone.
I wish my dad's computer wouldn't freeze when I type fast.
granted but then it crashes
I wish I had another guitar string since my other one broke ::)
Granted, but you forget how to play the guitar and find it worthless.
I wish it were christmas day now.
granted but santa overslept and didnt show
I wish I had somthing yummy.
granted but you got food poisoning
I wish I had an exploding cheese wheel
Granted, but the cheese is moldy.
I wish they had Grand Theft Auto: Vice City at GameStop.
Granted, but you relize how suckish it is.
I wish it wasn't so hot in my room right now, I hate hot.
But, I've already played it, and I liked it.
Granted, but it's freezing.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted but now you cant sleep
I wish I had some new songs for my ipod
Granted, but you illegally download them and the FBI catches you.
I wish for world peace!
Granted, but you'll be jumping off the walls forever.
I wish I was faster at using photoshop.
Granted, but every gets jealous of you.
I wish I could have made the lightning in my sig, more evil.
Granted, but they'd scare you so much you'd have to change it back.
I wish I didn't have homework over break. 8)
Granted, but you have nothing else to do. (I don't really have homework, I just need to study for finals and think up a good arguement when we have a trial in English when we get back)
I wish I didn't have finals hanging over my head.
Granted, but they're hanging over your foot. (can't wait for finals either ::) )
I wish for a pony!
granted but it eats your couch
I wish my ipod had wi-fi
Granted, but it would download a virus.
I wish I had some arugula! ;D
Granted but it explodes.
I wish I had some orange soda right now.
Granted but its sooooo delicious that you keep buying more and eventually drown in orange soda after losing all you money and becoming an orange soda addicted bum.
I wish that I could do every cool thing that a stick fugure warrior could.
granted but you hurt yourself and end up in the hospitle
I wish some chili
Granted, but you take a bite and realize that its hot not chili! Contamplating this for long hours eventually cause your brain to rupture.
I wish I could shoot my spit at 50 miles per hour.
granted but the cops pull your spit over for speeding.
i wish i had 60 bucks so i could buy assasins creed
Granted but you get to the game store to find that the game was discontinued and the price went up to $100.00
I wish I was a master of necromancy.
granted but you mess up and one of your undead minions turn on you.
I wish i was a paladin
Granted but the same murderous undead minion that turned on me attacks you viciously as your praying.
I wish that my energy drink collection was complete.
Granted but somebody drinks one
I wish that undead minion hadnt attacked me
Granted, but instead it follows you around everywhere and creeps out you and everyone.
I wish I wish my sketchbook back cover hadn't ripped off. :'(
granted but the whole thing burst into flames
i wish world of warcraft was free
Granted but they then astablish an age limit.
I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind
granted but when you think about your computer you blow it up
i wish for some pie
Granted, but I blow it up with my mind for revenge.
I wish I travel through dimensions
granted but you get lost and end up in the dark world serving ganon
I wish I had some pie that couldnt be blown up for someones revenge.
Granted but I blow it up out of boredome. ;D
I wish that my wishes couldnt be jinxed
Granted, but I jinx it anyway.
I wish my computer didn't suck.
Granted, but now it blows.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but its not flying, its falling with style.
I wish there was something to do.
granted but you get so many offers to do things that your head implodes.
I wish Captain hadnt said that lame toy story remark :'(
granted but he says another lame remark aside from it.
I wish I had all the resident evils
Granted but they dont work.
I wish I could manipulate my bone structure and use it to my advantage.
granted but then you break your leg
i wish I had GH2
Granted but my leg bone bakes and flings off and into it.
I wish that I could shoot energy blasts from my hands.
granted but you burn your hand
i wish I could turn invisible
Granted but you lose your train of thought and stay like that perminatly, causing you to go mad.
I wish I could summon creatures from Zelda
Granted, but they all kill you.
I wish Jackie Chane had a bit more humor in him.
Granted, but you laugh so hard that something inside you that you never even knew existed ruptures. You better see a doctor.
I wish that one of the games I wanted didn't require you to play for two hours straight. I would never be able to play it all the way through.
granted but now its 14 hours
I wish that I had world of warcraft.
Granted but your computor gets a virus and blows up. The virus spreads to every comp in your house (just in case)
I wish my wow character would hurry up and get to lvl 20
granted but then your computer(s) catches on fire and then your obducted by aliens so you cant get a new one.
I wish for more bacon.
Granted but it gets obducted by some very familiar alians.
I wish the alians would let me go.
Granted, but I won't.
I wish my sister would stop getting on my case about the bedsheets.
granted but then your house gets obducted by aliens
i wish my bacon hadnt got obducted
Granted, then a I ated it.
I wish bacon wasn't so nasty.
Granted but it gets nastier
I wish you hadnt eatin my bacon
Granted, but the aliens come back and obduct it because I convinced Vaati to throw a bacon party.
Granted, but I eat it.
I wish For something to do.
Granted, But then theres too much to do.
I wish that i had more silly putty.
Granted but then it becomes a silly putty monster!
I wish I had a laptop.
Granted but a silly putty monster eats it.
I wish the silly monster was tame.
Granted, but the evil putty monster is not.
I wish for a lollipop.
Granted but I eats it.
I wish for some gatorade.
Granted, but it's ketchup-flavored.
I wish, there was something yummy to eat.
Granted, but you eat too much you get a stomach ache.
I wish I didn't have to give a picture back to a friend. 8)
Granted but now you have to give them your computer.
I wish non-ketchup flavored gatorade.
Granted, but it will be mustard-flavored.
I wish my stupid printer would work! ???
Granted but an evil putty monster eats it.
I wish the putty monsters would fight.
Granted but when they hit each other they stick together and become one silly putty monster.
I wish i had some apple pie.
It is loaded with a vial of antimatter. When you bite down and break it, you will disintegrate.
I wish I could turn into a wolf
granted but then you get fleas.
I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released.
I m not even going to TRY to jinx this. Anyone who does will die. Actually, granted, it gets released today.
I wish I had a million dollers.
granted but it bursts into flames
I wish one hundred billion dollars.
Granted, but it fuses to create the EVEL "One Hundred Billion Dollars Monster"
I wish there was something interesting to watch.
granted but then the power gos out
I wish i had a valt.
Granted, but the game is horrible.
I wish we go sailing now, even though it's winter...
Granted, but whatever body of water you try sailing on has become frozen, so the boat simply tips over onto its side instead of going anywhere.
I wish I could find games I wanted that weren't so expensive.
Granted, but since they are so cheap people buy them in the time it gets you to walk to the counter.
I wish I could speak Japanese and German.
Granted but you gradually become mad the more you speak either language
Yo deseo que ya sea la manana
Concedido, pero te levantas tan tarde que ya no la disfrutas.
I wish someone other than Aureliano had understood that.
granted, but they don't visit TDC.
I wish I had known that my epic thread was still alive and kicking! :o
Granted but then u forget about it
i wish my world of warcraft character was Lvl 40
granted, but then WoW turns out to have illegally sold milllions of copies of its games and all copies immediatly spontaneously combust the moment that you hit 40.
I wish that I hadn't been away for so long.
granted but now you gotta leave for even longer
I wish I had Halo 3
Granted, but the disk is all scratched up, and you are unable to play it.
Wish I had smashbros brawl...
Granted, but I completely refuse to corrupt that wish... nevermind. I corrupt it by making you share it with me.!!!
I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomarrow.
Granted, but your boss fires you for not showing up on a busy day!
I wish I was with my sweet-heart right now...
Granted, but your sweetheart turns out to be me. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish you were Orlando Bloom/I wish you had called me today (Either one)
Granted, but Orlando Bloom takes over my body instead me taking over his!
I wish I was with my REAL sweetheart :P
Granted, but it turns out that she was a guy disguised as her XP
I wish I was with you right nowwwww~
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k131/Ed_and_Sasukes_Girl/Kagura%20Sohma/Kagura9.jpg) (Haha hyper)
(lmao perfect picture! :P)
Granted, but Orlando Bloom is in my body, and I don't know who you are.
I wish my computer loaded movies faster ???
(Lmao, thnks)
Granted, but you can't watch them unless you pay $800 each second.
I wish I was with ZV and not Orlando Bloom
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k131/Ed_and_Sasukes_Girl/Kagura%20Sohma/Kagura12.jpg)
Granted, but what kind of self respecting girl are you? (jk lol.)
I wish that I could find something to eat.... :-X
Granted, but all there is to eat is dung.
I wish I didn't have to go to church today...
Granted, but you end up going to some church activity.
I wish I could type faster on my Wii
Granted, but then everyone mocks you for not realizing that you could attach a keyboard via the USB ports in the back.
(And I told you how to make it work! Two birds!)
I wish more people signed up for the graphics competition... :(
Granted, but then the contest forces the entire intarwebz to explode.
I wish that *spoiler* Ashera weren't a big, stinky cheater in RD. :'(
Granted, but NOBODY cares.
I wish.
....o.0 You wish what?
I wish that my Nintendo Wii that I ordered in OCTOBER would come VERY soon!!
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish I could find some sort of program that let's you change what someone says... ><
Granted, but the programe is taken off t.v.
I wish I had a chocolate bar.
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I WISH OUR ANIME DRAWING CLASS WOULD COME SOONER AND I COULD DRAW LOZ REALLY WELL @~@
I feel like drawing some Zelda right now thanks to YOU guys XP
Granted, but you have one lesson and the class is gone for good ^.^
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. :-*
Granted, but you miss something really funny.
I wish I could... uh... idk
Uuumm.....granted, but something bad will happen to you :S
I wish I didn't have a spanish test on friday!!
Granted, but you have to take it on Saturday.
I wish someone would say "I wish people could see me not a rabbit." (No, srsly, say that plz!!)
eer.... granted , the next post will say it, but you will be late for school? *I don't no!! :P)
I wish I had a drink
Granted, but it's sea water.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but it's only for 4 seconds.
I wish I knew more martail arts.
Granted, but you still suck.
I wish people could see me, not a rabbit.
Granted but it's only for about 5 mins =P
I wish I wasn't hungry :P
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on January 20, 2008, 05:07:50 PM
Granted, but you still suck.
I wish people could see me, not a rabbit.
Granted, but I guess it's not going to work because... yeah lol
Granted, but you turn thirsy.
I wish I could talk in Japanese better!!
Granted, but you forget how.
I wish this apple would taste better :P
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish my Wii's keyboard was better.
Granted, but you lose $15 by buying a USB keyboard.
I wish I could browse the internet wherever I wanted...
Granted, but you soon get bored of it.
I wish I knew what a pop tart was.
Granted, but you get bored after a minute.
I wish I could get my homework done in a second.
Granted but It's all wrong.
I wish my leg would stop hurting.
Granted, but you lose your leg.
I wish I could be more intersting to ppl!! DX
Granted, but it's only for a short time.
I wish my game would hurry up and come 8)
Granted, but it will be a horrible game.
I wish I didn't have to do my science homework...
Granted, but you have to do History homework.
I wish I had a workin iPod.
Granted, but it's full of Hannah Montanna songs :-*
I wish I didn't have to work on saturday.
Granted, but you have to work over Winter break, Spring break, and summer vacation. (That's what you get for filling my iPod with Hannah Montana! :P)
I wish my library had a wider selection of music. 8)
Granted, but THAT'S all Hannah Montana TOO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I wish I was 1337.
Granted, but no one understands you.
I wish my hiccups would go away.
Granted, but you die.
I wish Elfen Lied wasn't so sad.
Granted, but it gets so happy you die.
I wish I could sing really well and pull off some sweet dance moves...
Granted but people start getting annoyed and jealous of your talent and they decide to shun you for life.
I wish school didn't suck so much and the annoying airheads in band would get kicked out and join choir or something.
Granted, but something bad happens to one of your game systems.
I wish I had more money...
Granted, but it's all in old outdated currency and you can't use it.
I wish nobody cared.
Granted, but because I cared enough to grant your wish, your wish is automatically corrupted. Enjoy.
I wish my copy of Project Gotham Racing worked...
Granted, but it's super crappie.
Is wish Kratos was good.FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
Granted, but that takes the fun out of them.
I wish I hadn't bitten my tongue. :-*
Granted, but you bit your arm instead.
I wish wasn't so tired right now. (Yay late arrival!)
Granted, but you can't get to sleep.
I wish I knew how to put a picture in the Devious Information on DA.
Granted, but it does not work.
I wish I meet Axel.
Granted, but he kills you. ;D
I wish my friend didn't have to be so logical all the time! (She read one of my fanfiction and she kept correcting it, like somone got stabbed in theheart, and she's like "They'd die right away." an I'm like "Well, don't expect me to know that, 1) I've never been stabbed and 2) I don't take anatomy or anything :-*)
Granted, but your friend start hallucinating and she kills yu thinking you're a monster
I wish I wasn't sick
Granted, but then you die of being too healthy.
I wish no one could corrupt all my wishes.
Granted, but you get bored of no corrupted wishes.
I (kinda) wish I hadn't wasted $24 on thrift shopping. :-*
Granted, but some gipsy steels them from you. :D
I wish I had a Xbox 360 with GTA4 and Halo 3 with it... :-* :'( :-X
Granted, but the games come scratched and messed up. (I have to agree with you that GTA is an awesome game! :D)
I wish I had an unlimited amount of songs that I could get from iTunes for free.
Granted, but then you won't download any song for some strange reason :D
I wish I could go to China... :-*
Granted, but you can't understand their language.
I wish there wasn't school tomorrow.
Granted, but when you are not at school is being destroyed by Aliens :) . I wish my school was destroyed by alliens!!! :-*
Granted, but then you can't read.
I wish I could dance
Granted, but nobody whants Kung Fu in the disco ;D I wish I could use Photoshop.... ::)
Granted, but the computer breaks down whenever you try and save.
I wish the stuff I ordered 10 days ago would come today 8)
Granted, but the shipping is a million dollars more.
I wish Death Note book seven wasn't so depressing... :'(
Granted, but the next is. ;D
I wish I knew what I wanna wish for... ;)
Granted, but it's something very grodie.
I wish the girls in my class hadn't read my essay without my permission. :-*
Granted, but all the boys in the class read it.
I wish our Latin Team will win something at IJCL tomorrow! ;D
Granted, but then all of the teams members go and start studying Spanish ;D
I wish I had a good grade on my Chinese test... :(
Granted, but you get a bad grade in all other classes.
I wish I had a cast so I could have people sign it.
Granted, but then people start to sleep ;)
I wish I play voleyball better in the next gym class, so I can impress the girls at school with my natural talents ;D
Granted but the girls think football players are hotter so they ignore you anyway.
I wish I was a Lone Wolf Thief.
Granted, but then you dont want to be one any more. :)
I wish I had a talking boat. ;)
Granted, but it's te King of Red Lions! Dum dum dum dum!!!
I wish the weekend was longer.
Granted, but the week will also be longer.
I wish my scanner could scan pictures without them being crooked!
Quote from: Peka on February 19, 2008, 02:21:47 PM
Granted, but the computer breaks down whenever you try and save.
How could you??? Now my computer is broken!!! For real!!! :( :( :(
Granted, but then your scanner breaks!!! :P
I wish I can have a new computer... 8)
:P
Granted, but it will crash every Monday night.... at 7:00. :)
I wish it was summer.
Granted but you get heat stroke and die.
I wish there wasn't such thing as bored.
Granted, but then you have too many things to do that you wish you could be bored.
I wish Telemachus would get back to Ithaca already... 8) (Odyssey)
Granted, but the book goes on...(lol. I'm reading the Odyssey as well...I understand the story when the teacher stops and explains, but being that it's a epic poem, I don't really get it)
I wish we could watch Lord of the Flies again.
Granted, but there are too many flies, you decide to SEDDEN DEATH them :D
I wish there wasn't that boring MOM SHOW on TV so I can watch Power Rangers ;) ;D ;D ;D
Granted, but they get old and loose their touch.
I wish Sonic X was still on.
Granted, but it's a different dub and sounds horrible.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now
Granted, but you're so full, you feel sick. :-*
I wish I didn't feel sluggish.
Granted, but you'll be too hyper and bounce off the walls (literally).
I wish I wished.
granted, but everything you wished for would be destructive to the Earth (yay!)
I wish we could live in the Naruto worls as jonin-level ninja!
Granted, but you become one of Akatsuki's major targets and they kill you.
I wish I didn't have a Math test tomorrow.
(the Akatsuki love me.....) Granted, but you would have a suprise 5,00-point test in every other subject concerning things you haven't even learned then you would get held back and fail at life (payback...)
I wish I was in the Akatsuki and everyone in it loved me b/c I'm sooooo joe cool...
Granted, but thinking again, you are not in :o ;D
I wish the Naruto manga could be out more quickly. ???
Granted but when you buy a copy it bursts into flames in your hands.
I wish I could remember my email and password for HA2 :(
Granted, but then, it starts HA3.(hopefully)
I wish more Wii games camed out in Bulgaria... :( :( :(
Granted but then theyre recalled..
I wish I could get Battlefield 2 to connect to the internet :'(
(I assume you live in Bulgaria?)
Quote from: Van Hellsing on February 28, 2008, 09:33:39 AM
(I assume you live in Bulgaria?)
Yes. :P
Granted, but then you can play only Battlefield 2 and all other interet using games that you have are deleted :P Dunno why. :D
I wish I had a new Mario kart: Double dash disk... :(
Granted but it breaks.
I wish I was a little more self-disciplined, I havent been working out as much lately :(
Granted, but then you must work for 2 ours for 1,15 cents per hour in McDonald :D
I wish I was good on SSBM... :(
Grented but then the game breaks.
I wish they would quit trying to raise the age requirements for drivers licenses!!! >:(
Quote from: Van Hellsing on February 28, 2008, 10:29:32 AM
Grented but then the game breaks.
But I'll have no games to play if you continue like this... :( ;D
Granted, but babies can't drive so it remains the same way. LOL
I wish that Peach lvl 9 didn't just PWN me in SSBM. :-*
Granted but then Zelda PWNs you.
I wish they would hurry up and release SSBB.
Me too.
Granted, but I'm the first one that ever plays it. Even if is allready out in Japan. :-*
I wish tomorrow I don't have to listen to that stupid girl behind me. >:(
Granted but now you have to listen to the guy behind you.
I wish I didnt have to go that basketball game tonight. :-*
Granted, but why? Basketball can be really fun. ;)
I wish I didn't eat that big pizza... ;)
Quote from: $$!#Mark#!D@ on February 28, 2008, 01:24:40 PM
Granted, but why? Basketball can be really fun. ;)
I got other things to be doing.
Granted but you eat 2 big pizzas instead.
I wish we would win the District Tournament.
granted, but you are so tired after that, you have a F- on your Biology test tomorrow.
I wish the Mario Bros. film wasn't so stupid... ;)
Granted, but they make a Zelda film and it's worse than the Mario one.
I wish I didn't hurt my neck in tampolining doing a Barani. :'( :-*
Granted, but then... I dunno what happens ;)
I wish I had a million dollar view that I can sell... ;)
granted, but no one would want to buy it because its a particularly ugly one.
I wish the death note episodes online would load faster.
Granted, but then the fast connction destoys the site and the whole internet!
I wish my favourite soccer team had wonned todays game... 8)
Granted, but they load too fast and then play too fast so you can't watch them. :)
I wish Scylla wasn't as hard to make out of clay.
Granted, but then you got nothing to do ;)
I wish I could play Halo 3 now.... 8)
Granted, but because of a bizarre manufacturing glitch, it becomes the first Halo.
I wish I could have found the cover for a pretty rare record I bought today...
Granted, but you lose the record inside it.
I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow. :-*
Granted, but instead, it's Monday now. You have four more days of school, and you have to explain why you didn't show up for school today, along with having to do makeup work.
I wish I had a portable Playstation...
Granted, but it sucks, get a DS its better and it got Phantom Hourglass for it. LOL :D
I wish I had SSBB... :'(
Actually, I have a DS already. And I didn't mean a PSP, but a portable PS1.
Anyways, granted, but you get seriously owned by everyone.
I wish the UPS guy would get here soon...
Granted, but he will stay with you for the rest of your life.
I wish I had Majora's Mask so I can play on my Wii and not on my stinken emulator... :-*
Granted, but on the last dungeon it explodes.
I wish I had...an itunes card.
Granted, but nothing's on there, it's just a blank card
I wish my arm didn't hurt so much.
Granted, but then your foot hurts worse.
I wish for a Cadbury Egg.
Granted, but it's poisoned, and you end up sweating uncontrollably and spewing out your deepest, darkest secrets.
I wish that Sora would actually get on Brawl...
Granted, but he sucks so bad that it's not worth it.
I wish i didn't have to go to church tonight.
Granted, but you get shunned by the religious community and get stoned (take your pick on the definition :P ), tarred, and feathered. And stuffed into a garbage bag.
I wish I could take back my last wish.
Granted, but then....
you lose.
XD
I wish for some sleep.
Granted, but it's for seven years and Ganon has taken over the world when you wake up.
I wish we didn't have to have finals. :-*
Granted, but then a bomb explodes....somewhere near you.
I wish...for nothing.
Granted, but that includes no air.
I wish for active posters on HA2.
Granted. I trap you in the void between dimentions.
I wish for a chupaqueso and a coke.
Granted, but they're both poisoned with something that makes you do the chicken dance at awkward times.
I wish Meta Knight had stronger moves in SSBB.
Granted, but he still sucks.
I wish for a new Movie.
Granted, but you can never watch it.
I wish my wishes could never be corrupted.
Granted. From now on they will be misinterperted.
I wish for happiness and wisdom for the next three posters.
Granted, but they all wanted to be ignorant self-haters-- and they gang up on you and kill you instead.
I wish more people could be as active and entertaining as CM.
Granted, but they are active on notfourchan.
I wish notfourchan didn't exist.
Granted, but in it's place an even greater menace has emerged. THE TINGLE FANGIRL HOMEPAGE!
I wish I could turn the sun on and off.
Granted, but the power for the switch relies on the sun itself. Once you turn it off, you can never turn it back on!
I wish for the second coming of Christ.
Granted! But as you know, the lord will deny his own return, and you never figure out who he is.
I wish for the 8th Harry Potter book.
Granted, but it starts with, "I may be a Hogwarts student, but I'm also a Satanist."
I wish I was better at art.
Granted, but nobody likes your work and you quit.
I wish there was a Play 'N' Trade that I don't have to go out of town to go to.
Granted, but it only sells games you hate.
I wish everyone loved me.
Granted, but they love you a little too much.
Good luck trying to get any privacy.
I wish I could come up with good usernames whenever I wanted to sign up for something...
Granted, but you're still annoying.
I wish my next door neighbor was Jesus.
Granted, but because he would get so much attention, you, living so close to him, would never get any privacy.
I wish I had a teleporter device thing. I could go anywhere!
Granted, but your first destination is STRAIGHT TO HELL
Speaking of which, I'm dining there tonight.
I wish I had a rocket launcher.
Granted, but when you fire it, you accidentally hold it backwards. Ouch.
I wish I could drive...
Granted. You're driving me crazy. :B
I wish I was still engaged.
Granted! No, I don't have the heart to corrupt that one, Tacheon. ;)
I wish more people were on
Brawl...
Quote from: Dr. Ian Malcom on May 07, 2008, 05:19:40 PM
Granted, but your first destination is STRAIGHT TO HELL
Speaking of which, I'm dining there tonight.
Yes. This automatically gets you the MagmarFire Award for 5/7/08! This is your second one! Congratulations! *round of applause*
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 07, 2008, 06:18:10 PM
Granted! No, I don't have the heart to corrupt that one, Tacheon. ;)
You're so sweet, thank you.
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 07, 2008, 06:18:10 PMI wish more people were on Brawl...
Granted, but all their lag is worse than yours.
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 07, 2008, 06:18:10 PMQuote from: Dr. Ian Malcom on May 07, 2008, 05:19:40 PM
Granted, but your first destination is STRAIGHT TO HELL
Speaking of which, I'm dining there tonight.
Yes. This automatically gets you the MagmarFire Award for 5/7/08! This is your second one! Congratulations! *round of applause*
YAY! This is going in my diary.
Granted!
I wish you had remembered to wish.
Granted, but he wishes doom to fall upon us.
I wish the friggin' Wii Shop Channel would work...
Granted, but it only translates into Mandarin.
I wish for an idea.
Granted, but as it turns out, it's a top government secret. The government incarcerates you for it.
I wish I had more space in my room...
Granted! I have now disintegrated your bed.
I wish more people watched Dr. Who.
Granted, but Dr. Who turns into The Who.
I wish I had a Japanese Sega Saturn...
Granted. A giant planet crushes you anime-style.
I wish nobody hated me.
Granted. Mr. Jack Nobody is now your worst enemy.
I wish that giant planet hadn't crushed me... I was just getting into some serious Radiant Silvergun action.
Granted, the tiny planet crushed you instead.
I wish more people talked in Iambic Pentameter.
Granted, but you are cursed to speak in Haiku forever, and are shunned as an outcast.
I wish for a more cheerful idea for a poem.
Granted, but everyone is so disgusted by how happy it is.
I wish "No Country For Old Men" had had a better ending... it ruined a great movie.
Granted! But now it stars Eminem and Vince Vaughn. :'(
I wish I hadn't done that.
Granted, but it still has the same disappointing ending.
I wish I could come up with a username for a YouTube account... I always hate this part of signing up for stuff.
Granted! But it's taken. ::)
(are you an anime fan at all?)
I wish.
Granted, but.
And yes, I like a few animes (or anime, whatever the plural is.) Why?
I wish my camera's software wouldn't crash every time I try to watch a video I took.
When I make a username, I like to pick an anime character and make reference to them. Like Naruto=Ramenlover91 or Ed Elric= I.M.notshort08
Anyway:
Now it only crashes 99 times out of 100
I wish for a new ask ezlo response.
Granted, but he only answers questions about Geometry.
I wish that there was no such thing as Media Mail.
Granted, but I hate you.
I wish this forums had more members.
Granted. They're called "bots."
I wish I had better luck with eBay.
Granted. You wake up the next morning married to it, though.
I wish that they made a newer version of Majora's Mask that was faultless and wonderful in every way.
Granted, but it's Nintendo's last game ever. Looks like Wii owners will be forced to "graduate" to the Xbox 360.
I wish I had an Xbox 360... I really want to be able to play online. The Wii's online experience has been majorly disappointing.
Granted, but it's got the red ring of death.
I wish the EMO kids of the world would lighten up.
Granted, but they misunderstand you and 'light up'. Now they're depressed and have a smoking problem, as well. Way to go.
I wish that these Lucky Charms commercials had more gore in them.
Granted. Al Gore now plays the leprechan.
I wish for a copy of the Lend Me a Tenor script.
Granted, here's your Tenor.
I really wish my BF2 mods will work correctly.
Granted, but BF2 no longer exists.
I wish for the power to turn into caterpillars! :P
Granted, but you are eaten by a flock of birds.
I wish my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.
Granted, but the Spanish Inquisition (whom nobody expects) will arrive at your house.
I wish I didn't feel so sick right now...
Granted, but you feel even worse next week.
I wish...for nothing.
1/0
There you have it. The universe implodes and there is nothing left.
I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
Granted, but you have to go to work for the weekend.
I wish I was made of pudding, but still alive.
Granted. One word: bees.
I wish for unbeatable brawl skills with Wario.
Granted, but you will smell eternally of garlic.
I wish I had an Xbox 360 or a PS3...
Granted, but your XBox 360's fans blow up and your PS3 collapses iwnard on itself like a sort of weird singularity.
I wish that I had a DS with a Triforce on it...
Granted, but then it is eaten by Tom Cruise, who will also jump on your couch while he's at it.
I wish for a clown. One that can juggle.
Granted, but the clown turns out to be It, and he happens to be juggling bombs, and he throws them all at you and then commences to eat your body.
I wish I hadnt made such a creepy wish.
Granted, but they are too sparkly glowy...
Quote from: MasterKeyX on June 25, 2008, 09:14:46 AM
Granted, but your XBox 360's fans blow up.
Now that's nothing to make fun of! My gamecube's fan broke down, and now, for the rest of my life, when I play it, there HAS to be a fan blowing on that side of the poor console!
ANYWAY...
I wish that wasn't so.
Granted, but then it stops reading discs.
I still wish I had an Xbox 360 or a PS3. I crave online play!
Granted, but your internet and controllers don't work.
I wish for it so stop raining.... :-*
Granted, but it turns into hail, followed by a Tornado.
I wish I had a wish.
Granted. You had one just then which in turn grants this wish giving you a wish to wish to have had a wish when you wished to have a wish which granted you a wish to wish for (CM babbles for several hours)
I wish for that paradox to end.
Granted, but your life comes to an end as well.
I wish my friends would talk to me again, and that I wasn't so depressed and felt ignored everywhere I go and whoever I talk to.
Granted, no corruption to think of that wouldn't hurt.
I wish my dad's squirtgun didn't run out of ammo. I'm getting amused watching my sister get hosed at close range...NOT ON THE COMPUTER!
Granted but the ammo suddenley turns into fire and burns down your house.
I wish i had everything i wanted.
granted
but then there's nothing left to want, and you grow miserable.
I wish I had everything you wanted.
Granted but when you were using whatever you wanted i took it and you became miserable and commited suicide
I wish i could brake the rules and not get in trouble
Granted, but you die braking them.
I wish for a life supply time of blank dvd's, with no costs or crime breaking laws, or anything else that may injure me or my life. ha, try corrupting that one. :D
Granted, but all of the DVDs burst into flames, along with every pack of blank ones you so much as touch from that moment onward. You don't get hurt, though.
I wish I could decide whether to get an Xbox 360 or a PS3... hypothetically, of course. (Too many factors to consider! Brain melting!)
Granted but when you get the System, your already to overwhelmed from the chose so you die.
I wish i didn't have to breath to live
Granted, but you don't um live.
I wish there was no such thing as dieing for everyone and me.
Granted but you get torchered by being called an emo for saying that.
I wish i could shape shift.
Granted, but you don't control when, where, or what you shape shift into.
I wish I knew where all these hot girls are getting my myspace from.
Granted but you go there and someone shoots you.
I wish i had a custom mouse pad
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish it was lupus.
Granted but i don't know what oyu mean so it is ungranted
I wish i could live without breahting
Granted but that doesn't keep you from being hurt so you fall intio a pit of lava
I wish people would post every minute
Granted, but the forums become overloaded and explode. And everyone blames you for it.
I wish I had a handheld Sega Saturn...
Granted but it's so slow that you throw it and it hits some phsyco and they kill you
I wish everyone on the forums obeyed everything i said
Granted, but the forums become slow and painful, and explode. And everyone blames you for it.
I wish I had a portable Saturn that wasn't slow like my first one.
Granted but it's glitchet instead so the same thing happens
I wish i had a cheese gun
Granted but it's not corrupted because this is a double post
I wish i had 2 cheese gun
Granted, but you accidentally misfire it and shoot your best friend.
I wish I had Adobe Flash.
(Just a little heads up, you might want to be careful about your double posting if you care about your membership. You're fine for now, because you can do that in the Forums Games and Chatboard ;))
Granted, but your computer crashes and you can't get another one, and when you do, you die.
I wish my computer didnt crash. :(
(Aw, you poor thing. Same thing happened with mine) :'(
Granted, but your computer gets a virus.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you become a bit of a nut job.
I wish my friend's dad would hurry up and buy my four wheller so I can go get my lap top.
Granted, but the laptop breaks and you can't get a new one.
I wish for more songs on my iPod.
Granted. They're all by my friends' garage band. Pure. Hell.
I wish for an onomatopoeia.
Granted, but your house explodes with a big "kaboom!"
I wish for good luck at garage sale hunting.
Granted, but you get bad luck on everything else
I wish movies wouldn't take so long to download...
granted, but your computer crashes from too much high speed. :)
I wish I was Dark Link! >:( he is awesome! ;)
Granted, but you are annihilated with a combination of the Megaton Hammer and Din's Fire.
I wish for world peace...
granted, but it soon ends when everyone learns who caused it.
i wish I was IVINCIBLE Dark Link >:(
that way no 1 can beat me! >:( ;)
Granted, but you spend your life lonely and depressed in the space between worlds; a cold, empty shell of your former self.
I wish for a spear and magic helmet.
granted, but your soon dead because you don't know how to use them :D
i wish the pictures i'm using for my avatar would actually show up :'( :(
Granted, but when it shows up it turns into a picture of Tingle posing naked! :o
I wish i could be Link and I could talk and had all his awesome skillz.
granted, but you are stuck with navi for the rest of your life :P :(
I wish i had the triforce!
Granted, but you have to share it with me.
I wish my schedule wasn't messed up. :'(
granted. your schedule is now cleared so you have to sit at school and do nothing all day 8)
i wish sonic had a better side B attack
Granted, but you can only use it once.
I wish I could start working on my fanfic...oh, wait! I can! :)
granted, but when you finish, your computer crashes.
I wish i had a pet chu chu :D
Granted, but it eats you and your family alive and says
"bhsbhsGHGHXGGSJDGKDHGHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHlllL!!!!"
I wish E3 didn't suck and Project Deluge was real.
Granted but the day project Deluge is to be released I destroy it because it sounds retarded.
I wish I was the best drummer in the world.
Granted, but it's only in Rock Band. Attempting to play real drums gives you headaches and seizures.
I wish I had some way to browse the internet when I'm not at home.
Granted, but the internet soon corrupts your brain and all you are ever able to do again is see how long you can listen to: "Hey, Hey, LISTEN!!!!"
I wish I had teh Chibi-Robos
Granted but they turn on you and slowly torture you, day by day.
I wish I could breath under water.
Granted but the Zoras take you to their underwater city of Atlantis.
I wish summer wasn't almost over.
Granted but now the same day repeats over and over forever.
I wish I could fly
Granted,you'll probably smash into a building
I wish I owned all of Hyrule
Granted, but Link comes to save Hyrule and OWNZ U IN THE FACE!!!!111!!!
I wish Zelda Classic wasn't so mean and would let me play other people's quests.
Granted,but everyone can play your quests
I wish I had a pony...
???
Everyone's supposed to play my quests!
And make a wish in the same post. Don't double post either!
yea, i already gave him a whole shpeal about double posts and the game and the fact that he has to corrupt your wish.
Granted,but it poops all over and everyone hates you for stinking
I wish I had a Ganon
Granted, but he takes over the world and eats your goldfish.
I wish Navi would shut up and die.
Granted, but her ghost haunts you for all eternity.
I wish I could find the video games I want at the stores in town instead of having to rely on online shopping...
Granted, but a freak hurricane makes it impossible to leave the store for a week and you're forced to eat all your favorite games and your Sega Saturn (which you so conveniently brought with you)
I wish school did not start in September and end in June, but rather start in December and end in February.
Granted, but that means you have to do school all through the Christmas holidays. Isn't that fun?
I wish people would stop walking into my room. It's irritating.
Granted, but you get lonely.
I wish Melonie had said earlier when she was going to hold the Cos Con. ???
Ehm........... What?
I wish Vaati made some sense.
Granted, but now she makes too much sense.
I wish that I had a microphone
Granted, but you loose your voice.
I wish for a wish.
Quote from: HylianHero92 on August 17, 2008, 02:11:44 PM
Ehm........... What?
I wish Vaati made some sense.
Cos Con is a convention that my friends set up where we walk around town in our costumes.
Granted but someone steals it.
I wish I had the rest of my drum set.
Granted, but the bass pedal breaks. Those Rock Band drum sets have their problems, don't they?
I wish I had a teleportation device...
Granted but it breaks in mid-teleport and half of you goes to Jupiter while your other half goes to atlantes.
I wish I designed the best game evah!
Granted, but nobody plays it because it's for CD-I.
I wish Twilight Princess would stop freezing every time I try and put Link's shirt back on when he's Sumo wrestling. Why does he
have to take is tunic off? It's a bit...... disturbing.
Oh and also:
Quote from: Takun on August 17, 2008, 08:42:53 PM
Granted, but now she makes too much sense.
I wish that I had a microphone
*Points to caption under avatar*
"I control a nation with a microphone"
Granted, but your Wii explodes and a shard of the shrapnel gets caught in your eye and you bleed to death.
I wish i had less of an imagination. :o
Granted. The public school system will do that to you anyways.
I wish I didn't have to do yardwork to get a PS3...
Granted, but you have to sell your body to science.
I wish that this game were the "Grant-A-Wish Game" instead.
Granted, but each granted wish comes with a price...
I wish people would post instead of just staring at the forum index.
Granted but they all go blind and nobody can post anymore.
I wish my girlfriend would answer her damned phone.
Granted, but the phone asplodes.
I wish for experience.
Granted, but it's experience with something that's not even remotely useful to you.
I wish I could do twice as much yardwork in the same amount of time...
Granted, but your work becomes very shoddy and you are given away.
I wish Tomb Raider Underworld was out a few months earlier.
Granted, but the game's a total rip-off.
I wish my dog would stay clean. 8)
Granted, but he stays so clean he shines bright white and you go blind and deaf (for no reason but my enjoyment)
I wish school ended at 12:00 instead of 3:00!
Granted, but then it turns out that it's only a one hour break, and you still have thre more hours from 1:00-4:00.
I wish Stanley Kubrick was still alive.
Granted, but he's in a vegitative state.
I wish the camping trip wasn't so far away.
Granted. But the camping trip is inside your bedroom, and everyone will invade your privacy (diary, clothing, looking in every nook and cranny, the works).
I wish Kubrick's vegitative state was cured and he would start making great movies again, without any flaw happening to what is specifically addressed in this wish, but instead the ad stuff happens to Tom Cruise.
Granted, but he only makes one good one and then goes to the style of "Epic movie e.c.t.."
I wish that a prieview of the next Zelda game would hurry up and come out!! :P
Granted, but you find out that TINGLE is the main character! Mwahahaha!
I wish I had some corn...oh wait. I do! Yay me! :)
uuhh... Already granted? But it tastes horrible :D
I wish I had a drink of Cola :)
granted, but it's hot and syrupy.
I wish I had some Hateorade.
Havn't got a clue what that is, :o but Granted, but is all weird? :P Sorry I havn't got a clue what it is!! :P
I wish I had a DSi
Granted...but it...uhh...breaks? (Sorry, I have no idea what a DSi is)
I wish there were no writer's blocks.
The DSi is the new DS coming out.
Granted but uuhh.... you sit on a jam buttie :-[
I wish that I don't have to go to school tomorrow :-*
granted, but you miss 5 tests and almost fail.
I wish for some cheese for my sandwich.
granted, but the cheese is moldy and you get violently ill as a result.
I wish that I will get into my first choice university and that I not fail out of it.
Granted, but you realize that you hate it and want to go somewhere else.
I wish for some new music.
granted so you download the GRATES!!!!! muahahahah.
I wish I would ace my government test tomarrow.
Granted but you end up knowing to much and people are like :o whaa??? around you =P
I wish I could be bothered to move and get something to eat :P
Granted, but you choke on it while you eat and walk. (Shoulda listened to your mother.)
I wish for the top of a keyboard to read fnbjkiulspq instead of qwertyuiop.
Granted, but the rest of your keyboard reads this:
--
-- Copyright (c) 2005 Pandemic Studios, LLC. All rights reserved.
-- SPAX - Clone Wars Template Common File
-- Common script that shares all setup information
--
ScriptCB_DoFile("setup_teams")
-- Republic Attacking (attacker is always #1)
REP = 1
CIS = 2
-- These variables do not change
ATT = 1
DEF = 2
function SetupUnits()
ReadDataFile("SIDE\\rep.lvl",
"rep_inf_ep3_pilot",
"rep_inf_ep3_marine",
"rep_fly_anakinstarfighter_sc",
"rep_fly_arc170fighter_sc",
"rep_veh_remote_terminal",
"rep_fly_vwing")
ReadDataFile("SIDE\\cis.lvl",
"cis_inf_pilot",
"cis_inf_marine",
"cis_fly_droidfighter_sc",
"cis_fly_droidgunship",
"cis_fly_greviousfighter",
"cis_fly_tridroidfighter")
ReadDataFile("SIDE\\tur.lvl",
"tur_bldg_spa_cis_beam",
"tur_bldg_spa_cis_chaingun",
"tur_bldg_spa_rep_beam",
"tur_bldg_spa_rep_chaingun",
"tur_bldg_chaingun_roof"
)
end
myTeamConfig = {
rep = {
team = REP,
units = 32,
reinforcements = -1,
pilot = { "rep_inf_ep3_pilot",20},
marine = { "rep_inf_ep3_marine",12},
},
cis = {
team = CIS,
units = 32,
reinforcements = -1,
pilot = { "cis_inf_pilot",26},
marine = { "cis_inf_marine",6},
}
}
ScriptCB_DoFile("LinkedTurrets")
function SetupTurrets()
--CIS turrets
turretLinkageCIS = LinkedTurrets:New{ team = CIS, mainframe = "cis-defense",
turrets = {"cis_turr_1", "cis_turr_2", "cis_turr_3", "cis_gun04", "cis_turr_5", "cis_turr_6"} }
turretLinkageCIS:Init()
function turretLinkageCIS:OnDisableMainframe()
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.down", REP)
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.down", CIS)
BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_20", REP )
BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_21", CIS )
end
function turretLinkageCIS:OnEnableMainframe()
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.up", REP)
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.up", CIS)
BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_22", REP )
BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_23", CIS )
end
--REP turrets
turretLinkageREP = LinkedTurrets:New{ team = REP, mainframe = "rep-defense",
turrets = {"rep_turr_1", "rep_turr_2", "rep_gun02", "rep_turr_4", "rep_turr_5", "rep_turr_6"} }
turretLinkageREP:Init()
function turretLinkageREP:OnDisableMainframe()
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.down", CIS)
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.down", REP)
BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_21", REP )
BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_20", CIS )
end
function turretLinkageREP:OnEnableMainframe()
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.up", CIS)
ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.up", REP)
BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_23", REP )
BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_22", CIS )
end
end
function ScriptPreInit()
SetWorldExtents(2500)
end
I wish the total character amount for these posts was 1,000,000 or higher.
Granted but youre comupter cant load the topic and breaks
I wish i had one million dollars,
Granted, but I steal that, and when you tell the police, they don't give a shoot.
I wish this week would just end!
Granted, but the world ends with it.
I wish the Gamecube Action Replay I got for X-mas actually let you add codes like it used to... :(
Granted, but The code does not give you cheats, but blows up your gamecube.
I wish I didn't break my poor baby! (my wii)
granted but i walk in and use your face to break it again :-[
:-[ I wish that wasn't so grim....
granted, but instead it's so happy your brain explodes.
I wish I could tell her I like her...
Granted, but (I feel so bad, yet happy!) she laughs and leaves you and you end up like me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish I came up with a better corruption.
Since you did not wish anything good you are randomly awarded 200 rupees.
I wish she wouldn't... wait... I wish I could ASPLODE!
Granted, I happily accept the 200 rupees, but then a curse will befall you that you ASPLODE violently and painfully!
I wish my thumb wouldn't hurt.
I give you a band aid but it doesn't help.
I wish She will listen to me and won't get on.
Granted, but was that supposed to sound wrong?
Too disturbed to make another wish...which is weird, because I'm listening to Disturbed right now!
You kinda killed it...
I wish it was revived.
Granted, but I kill it again!
You evil person.
I wish havoc won't kill this again
Granted, but I kill it again anyway.
I wish I had a wish.
granted but it's a Black Joker you loose EXP and Draw again.
I wish I could be in an adventure/ RPG and have unlimited lives and not really feel too much pain
Granted, but you live to the end of time itself!
I wish he didn't call Mags a n00b.
Granted but I call him a chewb instead and get Rwned worse.
I wish you were a Wookie.
Granted but I rip your arm from your socket and do that gargle thing
RAAAARN RAAAWRN
I wish I could speak Jawa....
Granted, but everyone hates you.
I wish I were Boba Fett!
granted but Jango fett is your dad and that is bad
I wish that rhymed better.
Actually, that was pretty good! No corruption.
(Jango Fett, my dad? Actually, that doesn't sound half bad!)
I wish I could be more witty.
Garanted you are now more witty but much less pretty.
No, not my mustache! Anything but that!
The girl I like didn't like mah stache so I shaved it for her and she doesn't even know it was for her...
Wow, talk about dense...
Well we haven't really seen each other since then but I told her.
I wish people would stop hating on her.
I don't think she'd mind if i gave away her name but I don't want her finding out who I am.
Nah, I think it wouldn't matter.
Her name is Kate. I said it and I bet she looked at this right now.
Don't worry about it. Unless she's a member. The chances of her, if she's not, actually coming here just for the heck of it are very slim.
hi
I tell her about the site all the time and how awesum sauz it is.
And yes i say it's awesum sauz to her.
I wish we could get back to wishing, so I could corrupt them.
Link: Awwww :D
Lt. Havoc: Wish granted, but no one want to listen to your corruptions XDD
I wish I could cosplay with some friends.....
Granted but Only I come.
I wish I were a fish.
Granted but you die cause you can't breathe air
I wish I was another person
Granted, but you die because you're someone on his deathbed.
I wish that wasn't tasteless....
Granted but is was so flavorful all that come out of your mouth was skittles taste the rainbow.
Wow that sucked.
I wish I could draw good manga
Granted, but no one likes it.
I wish I could draw even better...
granted but your sucked so bad people killed you
I wish people didn't kill you and that they didn't kill me as a horrible corruption of this wish would have it end up
Granted, but you die.
I wish I was more awake.
Granted, but you never sleep again
I wish I were a good storyteller
Granted, but nobody takes you seriously.
I wish that made more sense.
Granted, but you eventually grow boring and suicidal
I we weren't in recession
Granted, no corruption that I can think of.
No wish...
Not granted...
I wish I were in college already
Granted, but YOU PHAIL!
I wish I could dance.....
Granted, but since you already 'could', nothing happens
I wish my internet were faster
Granted, but someone hacks into your account and takes it.
And actually, I used to take dance lessons.
I wish I could dance better, though...
Granted, but everyone takes you as a show-off and stop liking you
I wish I could publish a succesful series of books
Granted, but Hollywood makes horrible movies off of them, and you are forced to sue.
I wish Eragon didn't suck.
wow... can't believe this is still up and running...
Granted, but then your mom would (sorry low blow... )
I wish that I could hang on tdc more often.
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on January 25, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
Granted, but Hollywood makes horrible movies off of them, and you are forced to sue.
I wish Eragon didn't suck.
Sorry to not participate, but I don't think Hollywood can't make movies based directly off of books without some sort of agreement with the author. Or whoever is responsible for maintaining copyrights.
Just in case you all wanted to know.
I kinda knew that. But anyway...
Granted, but you are actually hanging...(That's for my mom!)
No wish.
I wish I would hurry up and hit 500 posts.
Its rather embarassing to have been on this thread for three years and not have over five hundred haha.
I still haven't reached 1000, and JQ, who registered only a few days before me, is already a mod. If only I was as active as him...
haha. don't feel bad. the same goes for me.
Glad you care. :)
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on January 26, 2009, 07:15:11 PM
I wish I would hurry up and hit 500 posts.
Its rather embarassing to have been on this thread for three years and not have over five hundred haha.
Granted, but then you get banned for no apperent reason. ???
I wish Lt. Havoc was funny. :)
Granted, but you laugh yourself to death.
I wish I was funny!
Granted, but you only become funny looking. ;D
I wish a giant meteor would hit the earth. ::)
NO! NO GRANT! NO! STOP! AUGH!
....
Close call...wish that again, I'll have to hurt you should it come true. 8) Not really hurt you, but I'll send an electronic shock that'll surprise you.
I think my wish is already corrupt. :( What do you think? ::)
It' corrupt, because it won't happen! At least, that's the hope.
I wish my sister would stop complaining.
Granted, but she never speaks again.
I wish I had FIVE HUNDRAH DALLAH!
granted but when you try to use it, you get arrested for fake money.
I wish something good would play on the radio.
Granted, but the static is too annoying.
I wish more people were on, at the same time I am.
Granted, but they all ignore you.
I wish I had a transformation mask
granted but chuck norris takes it.
I wish I could write awesome chuck norris jokes that the chuckster himself likes and everyone else does in fear that he'll roundhouse kick them.
granted, but for chuck norris to like them they must be very lame
I wish I could be half as great as chucl norris
granted but your chuck norris's legs.
I wish I had money.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish I had my Wii...
Granted but your other one falls off. ::)
I wish More people wouldn't get that joke...
O.O That sounds painful...
Granted, but nobody gets any of your jokes.
I wish you made a wish.
granted, but I corrupt it.
I wish I didn't have to go interning this week.
granted, but you go to prison instead (is that worse, I'm not sure)
I wish I could have the funds to make a live-size OoT themed park featuring roller coasters and the kind instead of enemies
Granted, no corruption!
I wish I didn't feel like the only one working on the Members awards, which I'm not. (But it feels like I am!)
Granted, but everyone jumps on it at once and it gets overwhelming.
I wish I was a faster swimmer. :(
granted, but you swim so fast you get water up your nose.
I wish that my cat would stop scratching me...
Granted, but then it starts peeing on you. ::)
I wish for infinate rupees. ;D
Granted, but you're put in jail for laundering.
I wish I had an incorruptible wish.
Granted, but then it takes the point out of this game. :(
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for. :(
Granted, but it really was a lame wish...
eye wish 4 TACO
Granted, but it is made of Grade F Beef.
I wish that I could get a band scholarship.
Granted, but then you fail out of collage. :(
I wish for peace on earth. :D
haha. granted, but then the beauty pageant girls don't have anything to talk about.
I wish that I knew why the cadaver I saw today was green...
Granted but then you are scarred for life. :o
I wish that my brothers didnt eat the last of the leftover pizza... :(
granted, but you dont like pizza.
I wish my lower limbs would function properly.
Granted but your upper limbs stop working. :(
I wish more people would play this game. :(
Granted, but nobody even come on anymore.
I wish I could
MAI BOI!
Dude I have no clue what you just said. :o
I wish i understood
your mother....... lololololol
Granted but then you are scarred for life. ::)
I wish that homework was never invented...I have homework I'm supposed to do this weekend and it sucks. :(
Granted, can't think of a corruption.
I wish I could think of one.
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish that my hand would stop falling asleep, and that no other part of me would.
Granted but it only lasts for 5 seconds. :)
I wish I had a pony. ;)
Granted, but you forget to feed it, and, uh....
I wish my Guinea Pig would stop chewing on his own cage.
Granted but then he starts chewing on... uh... other things... ::)
I wish I had a pony that didnt have to be fed! ;D
granted, but you forgot that it still needs water.
i wish i was fluent in spanish
Granted but you forget how to speak english. :(
I wish every other post wasn't mine... ::)
Granted, but you are banned for posting after each of your post, preventing others from posting. Good job.
I wish that there weren't different time periods, so I'm not on till midnight while others are on at the same time at 9:00.
Granted, but the world is now flat. Wonderful work.
I wish my sister wasn't sick, so she wouldn't get so hypocritical.
Granted. She's dead. Good job.
I wish women weren't evil.
You are so mean. Cruel and unusual.
I'm not even going to corrupt that, I'm so sarcastic now. ::) Good job.
to tacheon
granted, they are satanic
I wish that I would graduate already. (senioritis is kicking in bad...)
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 18, 2009, 07:42:32 PM
Granted. She's dead. Good job.
I wish women weren't evil.
Granted, but now they dont exist. Real nice. too late for that one :(
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 18, 2009, 07:45:24 PM
to tacheon
granted, they are satanic
I wish that I would graduate already. (senioritis is kicking in bad...)
Granted but your a hobo now ;)
I wish I someone would wish for me. :)
Granted, but there is no wish.
aw crap now what youve ruined it nice going >:(
...
Oh wait I wish that this game keeps going! HA! ;D
Granted, but I stop it. In fact, I kill it! *Bang*
I wish something would happen.
Granted, but what happens is that a black hole opens under your bed!
I wish I had less homework
Granted, but the other end of the black hole under my bed sends you MY homework! Good job.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted but the reason is you lose your appetite from watching the "miracle of life" video that I watched in health last year. (it shows a baby being born and its gross) :P
I wish i had never seen that video. :(
granted, but then you wouldn't know how gross birth is.
I wish that my brother would be quiet.
Granted but now he's dead. good job. :(
I wish I had a top hat... a nice one... that possibly i could pull rabbits out of... that would be amazing! ;D
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 19, 2009, 07:06:16 PM
granted, but then you wouldn't know how gross birth is.
Thats not a such a bad thing, if you saw the video you wouldn't care. It was
that bad. :(
haha. I've had to see it before. And I've had to see it in slow motion, with specific details being added in. lol. (I'm a premed student lol)
granted, but you get arrested for stealing a magician's top hat.
I wish that I was not tired.
Granted, but youre dead. :(
I wish I wasnt tired or dead. ;)
Granted, but you're hyper for the rest of your life
I wish I could fully understand "Lost"
granted but you are in a coma.
I wish I didn't look like a smurf right now...
Quote from: Wizzrobe Mikaudes on February 20, 2009, 10:51:22 PM
Granted, but you're hyper for the rest of your life
I wish I could fully understand "Lost"
Granted, but your one of the characters on the show... one of the characters that die. :o
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 21, 2009, 09:55:14 AM
granted but you are in a coma.
I wish I didn't look like a smurf right now...
Granted, but now you look like an ogre. :o
I wish I could fly. :)
Granted, but....9/11. :( (Bad Corruption. I know.)
I wish that wasn't tasteless and cold.
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on February 22, 2009, 07:26:03 PM
Granted, but....9/11. :( (Bad Corruption. I know.)
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on February 22, 2009, 07:26:03 PM
Granted, but....9/11. :( (Bad Corruption. I know.)
I wish that wasn't tasteless and cold.
granted, but it was tasteless and warm.
I wish that I could gather the will to go and finish reading a book for school.
Granted, but the assignment is canceled. Sweet deal.
I wish everyone could forget my last corruption.
Granted but... what was the point of that?
I wish I could sing like Jack Black
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on February 23, 2009, 05:47:10 PM
Granted, but the assignment is canceled. Sweet deal.
I wish everyone could forget my last corruption.
Granted but they also forget you exist... that sucks... :(
Quote from: Wizzrobe Mikaudes on February 23, 2009, 09:51:15 PM
Granted but... what was the point of that?
I wish I could sing like Jack Black
Granted, but jack black gets mad at you for impersonating him and he slits your throat in the night. :o
I wish i had all the ds games i want... :(
granted, but your ds dies FOREVERRRRRRR
muah ha :]
i wish my chemistry teacher would actually teach us something...
Granted, but then you have to learn something. that bites. ;)
I wish the DSi had a GBA slot. :(
granted, but it explodes.
I wish that I get the scholarship that im going to interview for on saturdsay. (no corruptionplease???)
Granted, you get a scholarship, but not the one your getting on saturday, you get a different one. ;)
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 26, 2009, 07:06:09 PM(no corruptionplease???)
i corrupted it halfway. :)
I wish i more people were on right now. Im @ school and its lunch and nobody is on :(
Granted but so many people were on they froze and destroyed the server for 13 months.
I wish you made a fish.
Granted, but you are scarred for te rest of your life for watcing suc traumatic event.
I wis I didn't ave a broken key.
granted
not granted.
I wish somebody would post in the most epic dungeon game
Granted but then the game ends
I wish I was un-bored
granted but you soon get re-bored
i wish i didn't have chem test tomorrow, or ever! :(
Granted but when you have to save the world with a chem-bomb you don't know what to do.
I wish I was happy.
dirty corruption...
granted, but you must now clap your hands as the song instructs
i wish that my wishes could not be corrupted!! (someone has probably already tried this...)
Granted cause they have.
I wish I was even happier
Granted, but you die of heart attack for being too happy.
I wish I could play the drums (a girl I know finds them sexy)
Granted. You can now play the drums, but since you play them, the girl decides they are no longer sexy.
I wish for new episodes of mythbusters.
granted, but they suck
i wish i had lots of money so i could buy this zelda stuff! XP
Granted, but someone else buys it first.
I wish for a kind, pretty and smart girlfriend.
granted, but she's a fake.
i wish i had more candy XP
Granted but you become mikaudes girlfriend.
I wish Kate would text me.
Granted, but she tells you that she doesn't like you. At all.
You lose.
I wish I knew what the meaning of life was.
Granted, but you're disappointed to find out that it's only forty-two.
I wish-- *gets bricked*
*Brick denied*
I wish I could catch up with the Bleach episode currently airing.
Granted, but it's canceled. Too bad.
I wish my hand wasn't in so much pain.
granted, but your entire body minus your hand, is in excruciating pain.
I wish my dog would shut up.
Granted, but it won't stop sniffing you.
I wish ZV wasn't being so thickheaded.
granted. no corruption.
I wish my dog would stop sniffing me. o_O
Granted, but he starts licking you.
I wish I could live in the same town as one of you
Granted, but you find me very annoying. You lose.
I wish we could all be one big family, like we were when I joined, yet again. Ah, those were the days.
Granted, but we are disfunctional family (like now).
I wish we could fill that hole in the Wizzrobe Clan.
Granted but you're still not as good as armos.
I wish I could DM The worlds greatest DnD sessions.
Granted, but you automatiaclly commit social seppuku.
I wish my laptop weren't busted.
Granted but Chuck (me) has already commited Social Sepukku.
I wish I was more smooth.
I'm kinda rough.
Granted, but you slip.
I wish I could be a runner (like in Mirror's Edge)
Granted but you have no skittle and fall of a building and die.
I wish i would walk 500 hundred mile and I wish i could walk 500 more!
Granted but you soon afterward lose the use of your legs. ;)
I wish that i had more time to be on tdc. :( :( :'(
Granted but time moves slower for you and everyone else move 200X faster.
that sucks. i wish chuckinator had made a wish. ::)
Granted but my wish was incorrupatle and you lost the game.
I wish I remembered to wish.
Granted but you make evil wishes.
I wish Chuck Norris could aprove this message.
Granted, but to approve that message I'd have to kick you.
Chuck norris approved
I wihs Iwas less awesome.
Granted, but you become mortal.
I wish I were a superhero!
Granted but your powers suck.
I wish I was amazing again.
Granted but no one liked you XPP
I wish I could think of something to wish for
Granted, but you get BANNED for wishing the most overused wish in the game.
I wish I just hadn't been a jerk.
Granted, but you were quiet.
I wish Chuck would sotp spamming my AIM XP
HEY!
Granted but you get bored and commit suicide.
I wish She was back to life
Granted but she's a zombie and kills everyone. ::)
I wish i had more time to be on tdc... :( :( :'(
Granted but you lose your mind cause of the awesome.
I wish I could master Pokemon breeding beyond my current skills.,
granted, but then you get a little bit too involved.
I wish my stomach and legs didn't hurt so badly right now.
I wish I was a pro at photoshop
I totally just realized this topic is over three years old
You fale for not wishing.
I wish I won the game.
Granted, but you award isn't worth the win.
I wish I was an epic win.
Granted but due to the rules of the internet you are also an epic fail.
I wish the rules of the internet weren't retarded.
Granted but they were so smart the internet blew up
I wish i remembered my password to phantasy rpg
Granted, but the game still sucks.
I wish I could use GIMP...
Granted but ur now gay.
I wish dad would take me to go get chronicles of riddick assault on dark athena
Granted but he takes you to buy an illegal download of it from the black market and you get arrested.
I wish that trees could talk, and that they would talk smack to everyone who took an apple from them.
granted but then they would scream whenever we made paper
I wish that my stomach didn't hurt right now. =/
Granted, but that's because they took it away.
I wish I could live in the future.
Quote from: Rorschach Mikaudes on May 24, 2009, 08:57:53 PM
I wish I could live in the future.
Granted, but it's the future when the Earth is gone and you have no oxygen and die.
I wish that the buffalo weren't close to extinction.
Granted, but instead they become the dominant species and ensalve humanity.
I wish I didn't feel sad.
granted but you feel melancholy
I wish the movie Pride and Prejudice would last longer. haha.
Granted but I corrupt your wish.
I wish TMoHS season two would have more eps already...
Quote from: Rorschach Mikaudes on May 25, 2009, 09:54:18 PM
Granted, but instead they become the dominant species and ensalve humanity.
I wish I didn't feel sad.
To get off topic for just a second, I was actually talking with a friend of mine at school today what would happen if near-distinct species suddenly dominated the world and enslaved humanity, and we talked about buffalo the longest. :-[
Granted, but then there are no more seasons and episodes because everyone cannot watch the show due to buffalo enslavement.
I wish that I had a wish.
Granted but it's incorruptable and you kell the topic.
YOU JERK!
I wish Whocares wasn't a jerk.
Granted but ur a jerk wait a second IT stays the same MUAHAHAHAH
I wishi had a girlfriend that wasnt ugly like roys
Granted but she kills you for being too ugly.
I wish you'd be banned from this site so you'd stop bugging me.
granted but he bugs you anyway.
I wish i could just pass my finals and get them over with
Granted but you cheat and you don't learn anything other than Cheating can get you through life.
See? You learned something.
I wish my statement above this was true.
granted, but it is so true its false
I wish I wasn't so flipping cold all the time.
Granted, but you spontaneously combust.
I wish I had the Home Run Bat right about now...
Granted but you break it and must pay for it
I wish I wish I was a fish.
granted, but you aren't in water so you die.
I wish that the summer would get here faster.
Granted, but that means time goes faster, so autumn gets here faster too.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but it doesn't get granted.
I wish I had that unbreakable laptop they're talking about.
Granted, but they lied and it breaks.
I wish I wish I wasn't a fish.
granted, but it was the wrong wish choice
I wish I had a spifftastic car.
Granted but... You don't wanna know.
I wish I was HAPPT!
Granted, but you are stuck in the same universe as Edward Elric.
I wish I actually got some sleep at all two nights ago.
Granted, but you never woke up, and you're dreaming about being at a Spice Girls reunion concert.
I wish I was able to open doors with my mind.
Granted, but you don't feel at all like a Jedi.
I wish the drama in my life would come to a halt.
Granted, but so does your life.
I wish I could die by revealing the truth behind Godzilla's existence, and being eaten by him.
Granted, but you get ressurected when you come out of his bowels and are forced to live out your days as lizard waste.
I wish I could play WoW again.
Granted, but your connection goes kaput!
I wish nintendo had a better selection of games to choose from.
granted, but it is a better selection of horrible games
I wish I clear my head and think straight.
Granted, but since you think straight, you ignore everything else, forever.
I wish I had Spore.
Granted, but you brain your damage spore the from.
I wish, and really hope, that no more celebrities die for the rest of the day!
Granted, but then they all die tomorrow.
I wish I could beat it, cause I don't want to be defeated.
*wimper*
FOR THAT, YOU MUST DIE!
Granted, but CD-i Ganon blasts you with lightning.
I wish I still had v.3.4 on my Wii.
Granted, but you brick it as a result. (Downgrading can actually do that... >.>)
I wish I were revered for bringing back a topic that's been inert for nearly two months.
Granted, but you are revered by gerbills.
I wish I had an efective survival plan for a zombie apocalypse.
Granted, but it backfires and we all die NOW. OH NO!
I wish FMA was more understandable if you started watching it later in the series. My Dad started at Episode 43, and he thinks it makes no sense.
Granted but your dad becomes an otaku and you're considered a freak.
I wish K-ON ended better...
Granted but I don't know what I'm talking about.
I wish that I could get a job around my school.
Granted, but you get fired for going to school during work hours.
I wish I was more social.
Granted, But you are more social with cats
I wish I had an atari 2600
Granted, but when you acquire it, you fail to notice that the i in atari is actually a 1 and the last 0 has been painted on.
I wish I weren't wasting my time.
Granted, but then you had no free time.
I wish that Rock of Love would get cancelled for being stupid.
granted. no corruption.
I wish I weren't sad today.
Granted, but you're angry.
I wish everyone would thank her for not giving a corruption to my previous wish.
Granted, cannot think of corruption.
I wish lmksclkjujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhkund64sersdtftgs4wtetgt55t67tg76tgg (To Edward Elric: Your short.) osa;jd4ojrjfroikuoihjrsiSR7YYSHRijptljtjptq
Granted, but we thank her by throwing acid into her eyes.
I wish I could I could buy that Coldplay ticket.
Granted but then the concert gets cancelled :(
I wish I was passing chemistry... ;)
Granted, but you are failing everything else
I wish I knew what I wanted for real.
Granted, but you still don't get it.
I wish for meatballs.
Granted, but they're man-eating meatballs.
I wish I could find an apt person to be my roommate.
Granted, but then you're forced to be roommates with a terrible person after a single day.
I wish :)
Granted, but :(
I wish the next Wii Zelda would come out soon.
Granted, but:
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vz-6B-a1SAg/0.jpg)
I wish I could watch Watchmen once more.
Granted but then you know so much about it that you no longer care and completely stop liking it.
I wish I still had cookies.
Granted, but I eat them.
I wish someone would get on brawl!
granted, but they refuse to play.
I wish that the dining hall had better food today.
Granted, but it's poisonous. Too bad....
I wish for new Gamecube controllers.
granted, but all the buttons have been glued down.
I wish that I had a popsicle.
Granted but it is a flavor you don't like.
I wish I could meet Captain Feeney.
Granted, but he's a Private.
I wish
Ahah! You answered without any idea of who he is!
Granted, but Candlejack kidnaps you.
I wish that I didn't say Candlejack's na
Granted, but
I wish ::)
Granted but your eyes are turned into two lines with a moving dot under each.
I wish for daylight.
Granted, but the daylight is too strong, and your eyes fry. (If you can get reference, you get a cookie)
I wish I was sitting at a computer desk, having online fun with people I met years ago on a forum that is very dear to me.
Granted but you sparkle.
I wish I could motivate myself to do my history reading.
Granted but a strange accident prevents you from actually doing so.
I wish for pie.
granted. 3.14.
I wish my toenail would fall off already =/
Granted... :-[
I wish I didn't know that.
Granted but you know when I'm on my period instead XP
I wish I could see your reaction to that.
Granted, but, unluckily for you, it was extreme laughter rather than shock. :P
I wish that rtdhbzgniowati0nm7i6tyj=p\]weq2-ni854 ioprgpitjrpmlkrhtpinhspmk money.
Granted, but you fail.
I wish somebody would get my reference from reply #3859 .
Granted, but they don't think its clever. ::)
I wish I was invisable.
Granted, but nobody sees you, and you live the rest of your life doomed in obscurity forever. So sad.
I wish there were more members online.
Granted but they are only new members that just joined and they think you're weird. ;)
I wish I was on more. ;)
Granted but your social life dies.
I wish Anime was cheaper.
Like I'm ever going to corrupt that wish? :P
I kind of wish for a reversal of hitstun reduction in the next Brawl+ build.
Granted but every previously good character is now in the bottom teir.
I wish Tsundere's were more common in real life.
They're so cute.
Granted, but wth are they?
I wish I knew what a Tsunder was.
Granted, they're a type of girl, usually with pigtails, and she usually has a bad/mean attitude at first but really warms up to her friends after a while, making all the work you do getting her to open up worthwhile! But you instead choose yandere of Tsundere.
I wish I could download faster.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish the sound for the latest episode of FMA would cooperate to the actual video.
Granted, but the next 10 episodes are crappy filler.
I wish Ganondorf would give me a high five.
Granted, but he grabs your hand and crushes it for no apparent reason.
I wish I had a wish. (I wish that didn't rhyme!)
Granted, but it rhymes again.
I wish chobits was still sold in my local bookstores.
Granted, but they are now sold out. Way to go. 8)
I wish this night wouldn't end!
Granted, but trapped in a room all alone with no computer.
I wish I had a life.
Granted, but you die.
I wish it were Christmas already, so I'd be swinging around that new sword o mine.
Granted, but the sword cuts off both your arms.
I wish for TWO Ha'pennies
granted, but it's only a wish.
I wish I could go home
Granted, however as you arive it burns to the ground.
I wish I had some sea-salt ice-cream...
granted, but it all melts
I wish I could afford my meds.
Granted, but your body became immune to them.
I wish YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Granted but YOU JUST LOST THE GAME as well
I wish for a pineapple pie. ;D
Granted, but you relize you're allergic to pineapple.
I wish I had a real Piplup ;D
Granted, but you get eaten by giant lizards.
I wish that I could talk to fish. (Also, that also translates to "Underwater breathing abilities are included with wish." Duh.)
Granted, But your body gets crushed under the slightest pressure of water.
I wish I had 5000lbs of Mac and Cheese :D
Granted, but your girlfriend eats it all.
I wish I knew every language on earth.
Granted, but you become a mute.
I wish all the internet was faster.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish to fly with dragons in the Land of Heart. ;D
Granted, but the dragons eat you.
I wish my wish never got corrupted. :P
Granted, but then no one ever posts on this thread again and you become so bored you commit suicide.
I wish water within had made a wish ;)
Woops...sorry.
I wish I had bunny slippers.
granted but they are evil and eat gnaw on your toes until they are bloody
I wish my books would get here faster =]
Granted but they turn out to be in some foriegn language that you cant read. :o
Quote from: Pea-Tear Griffin on December 12, 2009, 10:04:02 PM
Granted, but you relize you're allergic to pineapple.
I wish I wasnt allergic to pineapple. ;D
Granted, but then you'd eat so much pineapple you'd get obese and die of a heart attack.
I wish I could stop forgetting to put wishes.
Granted but you start forgetting more important things...
I wish it was winter break already. ::)
Granted, but the world finally reaches absolute zero and stops.
I wish my roommates would behave....
Granted, but they are turned into monkeys.
I wish I was a monkey. ;)
Granted, but you become my roommate.
I wish I had more Kool-AID. ;D
(and honestly them being monkeys would make things so much easier :P )
Granted, but then the monkeys drink it all.
I wish I had my boyfriend here.
Granted, but then I shoot him in the head... (come to think of it that would hurt me)
I wish my head was bullet proof.
Granted, but when I die you have no way of suicide.
I wish I had Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate.
Granted, but the chocolate turns out to be so dark due to feces.
I wish I had a golden eye. Literally.
Granted, but then terrorists kill you so that they can become rich.
I wish I had a DS.
Granted, but it doesn't platy any games and ends up being tossed in a furnace shortly after being run over by a train. :-[
I wish when you save your game in Spirit Tracks while climbing the Tower of Spirits you didn't start from the bottom when you turn it back on :(
Granted, but you start with no items.
I wish I could fly!!!1!
Granted, but then vultures peck at your face and eat you.
I wish I had my own Carmax instead of stealing it from Pea-Tear all the time.
Granted, but I start stealing your Carmax all the time.
I wish I had something to do all day.
Granted, but you end up having to rubbing my mom's feet.
I wish I could word things right. Ya know, so people won't take things the wrong way.
granted, but people always think you are always right about everything, and, as a result, you acquire thousands of stalkers.
I wish that my bangs would reach my ponytail and stay out of my face.
Granted, but then your har gets pulled by all of Water Within's stalkers.
I wish I had a cupcake!!!!1!
Granted, but someone poisons it and you die.
I wish this kid would stop singing in his sleep.
Granted, but then he wakes up.
I wish my cupcake wasn't poisoned.... T_T
granted, but its an alien.
I wish my textbooks didn't cost money.
Granted, but they don't contain any text inside them.
I wish I had more tools to fix stuff on this stupid bike.... >:(
Granted, but after its perfect your roomate crashes it beyon repair.
I wish I could spend more time at this house.
Granted, but you aren't allowed to leave. Ever.
I wish my relatives would leave and let me have my peace. :-*
no corruption.
I wish I could stop vomiting.
Granted, but you stop breathing
I wish I had more money for Ikki-Con...
Granted but all cons are cancelled.
FOREVAR!
:(
I wish My manga would arrive quicker.
Granted, but it gets wet and unreadable.....
I wish it was thursday already
Quote from: Chuckinator on December 27, 2009, 03:50:22 PM
Granted but all cons are cancelled.
FOREVAR!
You evil, evil man......... *shaking fist*
Granted, but you still think its Wednesday and miss going to Ikki.
I wish I had a big plate of Macaroni and Cheese in my lap...with a spoon o' course.
Granted, but you're not allowed to eat it or you die.
I wish that I had a computer with me so I wasn't typing on here using a DSi.
Granted, but there are no games. That's what you get for getting a Mac. Smart.....
I wish a could figure out this annoying bug: (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Link104_2007/NewPicture6.jpg)
Granted, but from all the figuring out you did, your brain overloads and explodes.
I wish I could go chill with my con buddies.
Granted, but they are really neo-nazis in disgiuse. Unless they already are neo-nazis...>_>
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted but you're dead.
I wish I wasn't dead.
Granted, but you have absolutly no personality.
I wish (and hope) the world doesn't end for the next 20,000,000 years.
Granted, but you have to live the whole time even though everyone else is dead.
I wish I had a new synth-board.
Granted but you trip, fall, and break it in typical slapstick fashion.
I wish for pie.
Granted, but it doesn't taste good at all.
I wish I could eat more then toast.
Granted, but you can only eat poop on a stick for the rest of your days.
I wish I didn't have finals.
granted, but you have a test that was equally as hard
I wish I had a new zippo
Granted, but...it's not worth it. (I don't know.)
I wish I didn't have two long papers to write at the same time.
Granted, but you have to write twelve.
I wish Nagisa would come back to life.
Granted, but they tell you about the afterlife and that it sucks.
I wish for more candy.
Granted, but the only flavor left is chocolate covered poop.
I wish I had a new iPod charger
granted, but your ipod is broken.
I wish I knew what the right decision was
granted, but it's the one you really didn't want to make.
I wish I was an oscar meyer wiener.
Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish Clannad's Visual Novel was released in America, Or is at least easier to download...
Granted, but the translations are far from correct...
I wish it was colder
Granted, but you're frozen.
I wish that I could finish this se
Granted, but then candleja--
I wish I wasn't locked up in this closet by candleja
Granted but then you're stuck in another type of closet.
I wish Shika would come out of the closet.
Granted but you do as well.... -_-
I wish my friends didn't lie as much.... :D
Granted, but YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I wish I had a wish.
Granted but your wish is such a strong wish that your head exploads at the thought of it.
I wish I had more sleep
Granted but you never wake up.
I wish i had internet at home.
granted, but you can get it nowhere else
I wish for a magic school bus
Granted, but you get a creepy teacher too.
I wish I was happy.
Granted but no one else can be happy with you.
I wish for pie.
Granted, but I eat it.
I wish my Dog wasn't blind.
Granted, but it's stuck hooked up to machines for the rest of eternity and you never put it down.
I wish that post wasn't so cruel.
Granted, but this one is worse and makes you shoot your cat....
I wish I had a place to stay....
Granted but it's a crappy place.
I wish for waffles.
Granted but they taste like pancakes.... ^_^
I wish I knew where that fish did go...
Granted but it went into the ocean and gotten eaten by a shark.
I wish for pancakes.
Granted but it tastes like bacon 0_o
I wish the new DLC for Borderlands was out already
Granted but you don't get one.
I wish for ambalamps! AMBALAMPS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ)
Also, the video isn't recommended for children.
Quote from: Whocares on February 17, 2010, 01:41:49 PM
Granted but you don't get one.
I wish for ambalamps! AMBALAMPS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ)
You should warn that that's quite inappropriate for younger folks.
But it's funny as ****
Oh, it's very bad, and stuff.
Shield your eyes!
I feel like corrupting my own wish.
Quote from: Whocares on February 17, 2010, 01:41:49 PM
Granted but you don't get one.
I wish for ambalamps! AMBALAMPS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ)
Also, the video isn't recommended for children.
Granted, but the guy who is "leakin' " is in one of them.
I wish there wasn't blood all over my ambalamps.
Granted, but because I don't know what an Ambalamp is, I will corrupt your wish by sending you through a black hole.
I wish I was old enough to know what an Ambalamp was.
Granted. It is a stupid person attempting to say ambulance.
I wish that in the corruption of this wish nothing happens to my ambalamps.
Granted but it's not your ambalamp anymore
I wish for a combo breaker
granted
Quote from: Pea-Tear Griffin on February 21, 2010, 08:17:44 PM
Granted but it's not your ambalamp anymore
But if it changed owners, something did happen to it.
(http://api.ning.com/files/D8wusdITAIb3lj71LfxsJ5ib7x-zhEBqaVK4-l4wlnck1VMikLbbHhYY69xfjsbglhjhW*0yVp9wnbqgpsdSDvNO3Q0wEkpa/fail.jpg)
I wish this wish would get corrupted.
You get nothing! NOTHING BUT F-A-I-L!
I wish the guy before me had a wish for me to corrupt.
Granted.
I wish he would corrupt it.
Granted, but he does it with such win that you disintegrate.
I wish a new equals three would come out.
Granted, but you never get to watch it
Granted, you lose the game.
I wish I lost the game.
Granted but in losing you make me win
I wish for more Puddin'
Granted, but fat Justin eats it all.
I wish I could get out of here
Granted, but you never come back
I wish people would come back.
Granted, but then you leave and never come back
I wish he would come back
Granted, but my coming in itself is corrupting at least one wish.
I wish my books would be good, well written, and successful.
Granted, but nobody know's you've written them
I wish for more coke
Well I don't want them to, I just want people to enjoy my work, and make some money off it.
And you get nothing for not wishing.
I wish this paper didn't stink to high heavens.
Granted but now they stink like hells sulfur
I wish you read my last wish *tear*
Granted, but I didn't know it was even there. Seriously, when'd it get there?
I wish I saw that wish.
Granted, but the wish becomes invisible right after
I wish I had a new better phone instead of my stupid phone
Granted, but you get mugged by New Yorkers.
I wish I HAD a phone.
Granted, but the New Yorkers that mugged me mug you
I wish I had some tasteless white filth... I mean McNuggets
Granted, but you drop the box like that last time we went to Landa Park.
I wish I could go to Landa Park.
Granted, but it's closed...
I wish I had a snack
(and I got a new batch free plus the like half that were still eatable from the first box)
Granted but you can't eat it.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but you get it in abundance.
I wish I had my own laptop.
Granted but you drop it.
I wish I had my own laptop.
Granted, but in my angry turbulence from dropping my laptop, I swat yours into a pool.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, but you lose more space....
I wish the my internet wasn't used by so many things so the PS3 wouldn't lag
Granted, but nothing is ever updated anymore.
I wish my sister didn't have a Type A personality.
Granted, but your mother gets it...
I wish my ceiling fan worked
Granted, but your too tall and it kills you. Oopsie Daisy.
I wish that wasn't so gruesome....
Granted, but it is still a flesh-wound.
I wish my Spring Break would last longer than a week.
Granted, but it rains the whole time and all power goes out....
I wish I had a cupcake
Granted, but it tastes horrid.
I wish my date was earlier than 6:00.
Granted, but it was a prank date.
JOKING HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! Instead you get a normal uncorrupted wish.
I wish I was happy.
Granted, but you can't change emotions...
I wish I was purple
Granted, but You get red dye spilled on you, thus becoming brown.
I wish I had a faster metabolism.
Granted, but you catch on fire because it's so fast.
I wish I was a necromorph.
Granted, but you take "playing dead" a little too literally.
I wish that you would change your name so that I didn't get an error every time I try sending you a PM. (Seriously, it says it can't find you. D:
And to answer your question, yes, I know there's a Python library called Renpy that specializes in visual novels, but I haven't played around with it that much, to be honest. :P)
Granted but
I wish
Quote from: MagmarFire on April 02, 2010, 12:41:10 PM
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I wish that you would change your name so that I didn't get an error every time I try sending you a PM. (Seriously, it says it can't find you. D:
And to answer your question, yes, I know there's a Python library called Renpy that specializes in visual novels, but I haven't played around with it that much, to be honest. :P)
Okay, i'll change it, I need to find out about this.
Granted, but you forget to wish.
I wish I had a firefly.
Granted but now you're weird cause you hate goodbyes.
I wish for wishes.
Granted, but you get them from a traditional Djinni, so they have to be 7 words long and worded so that they are both specific and not ever heard by the djinni before.
I wish I had a Djinni.
Granted but you can't think of a wish.
I wish that I could wish, Djinni.
Granted, but you just won't wish
I wish I had a tail!
Granted but it is so small that it doesn't even count.
I wish for waffles and syrup.
Granted, but they're BURNED!
I wish my cat wasn't so darn curious.
Granted, but to the limit of its curiosity it dies of boredom.
I wish I had something adventurous to do.
Granted, you can join me in my bike trip. Anyone else? No? Okay then. Moving on.
I wish I wish for a glass of water.
Granted, but your [second]wish doesn't come true. ...I like brackets.
I wish I had used the good conditioner. My hair feels like matted goat hair. Ew
Granted, but now you're out. Good going!
I wish my glass of water was in my hand! And look! There it is! :D
Um...can I still grant that?
I wish my boyfriend would stop making me look like Cousin It.
Granted, but he's not your boyfriend anymore....
I wish Water Within was my gf again....
Granted, but she throws peanut butter crackers in YOUR pants.
I wish I didn't have peanut butter crackers stuck in my clothes.
Granted, but they're Jelly Crackers! Which do you prefer? :p
I wish I had more water...:(
Granted, but you get it in abundance and drown.
I wish I had a sunkist.
Granted, but you get it in abundance and drown.
I wish more users were on.
Granted, but millions send you message sending your computer into turmoil and it auto dies.
I wish I was taller. Then my body would proportion itself and I'd be able to reach the side table.
Granted, but you grow too tall, and you crush your head on the ceiling...or you break through the ceiling. Your choice. lol
I wish I wasn't so tired. *yawn*
*Side note: Joke's on you! I'm not using a computer! I'm on my Wii!
Granted, but you never sleep again.
I wish I had the confidence to sing in front of an audience.
Granted, but everyone hates it....
I wish it was colder
Granted, but Freeze meister appears, you freeze to death.
I wish for no corruption.
Granted.
I wish I didn't have such a nub computer.
Granted, but now you got no Computer!
I wish you saw that one coming.
Granted, but then she still loses her computer...
I wish my Audiosurf account was working
Granted, but then it's deleted.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted but now you're dead
I wish I had more carmex
Granted, but Jake gets into it thus making you have a sick dog, AND no more Carmex.
I wish I had foods :0
Granted but you don't eat it.
I wish I wasn't laughing.
Granted, but I am
I wish my roommate didn't have a dog...
Granted but he has a smelly messy pig.
I wish this topic was longer.
Granted, but the creator deletes it.
I wish Pea-Tear would get on AIM.
Me too.
I wish that I corrupted that wish.
Granted, but your computer shuts down for no reason, and no corruption is made.
I wish my homework was done.
Granted, but it's done wrong.
I wish Backgrounds were easier to draw. Namely trees. Even more namely, tree leaves/flowers.
Granted, but a friend scribbles all over your work.
I wish he was here.
Btw, my teacher just grades on completion.
Granted, but you're not....
I wish my internet at home wasn't being lame...
(BTW, I'm at a friends house right now)
Granted, but he can't afford internet anymore.
I wish I had a PS3.
"Dango, Dango, Dango!"
Granted, but it b0rks and you discover the PS3 RRoD.
I wish I could work more on my novel without poeple bugging me!
Quote from: Water Within on April 09, 2010, 06:44:38 PM
Dango, Dango, Dango!"
Dango dango Daikazoku, yancha na yaki dango yasashii an dango.
Yey for clannad.
Granted, but because nobody is bugging you, you get bored and stop working on it....
I wish it was time for Warped Tour
Granted, but my mom says no to me going with you, and you have no desire to go anymore.
I wish my teacher would stop being an arrogant fool.
Granted, but he's an arrogant genius. Which is far worse.
I wish I knew CLANNAD by heart.
Granted, but you lose your heart...
I wish I could find my ID
Quote from: Water Within on April 15, 2010, 04:39:02 PM
Granted, but my mom says no to me going with you, and you have no desire to go anymore.
Do you really think that would stop me from going XD I still would
Granted, but now everyone knows it!
I wish for cake.
Granted, but it's a pie....
I wish for a new charger for my camera
Granted, but it breaks.
I wish the play I'm in would just get over with.
Edit: Not that today's show has started yet, anyway.
Granted... But you get shot when performing
I wish that the new pokemon starters didn't look so lame...
What, you mean the ones from the Johto Region? Those guys are awesome!
Granted....but YOU DIE!
I wish your corruption wasn't so futile!
EDIT: Corruption is invalid. I took a look at the unofficial new starters, and you're right. No corruption.
Granted, but YOU die.
I wish I made money.
Quote from: Jean Havoc on May 15, 2010, 01:12:57 PM
What, you mean the ones from the Johto Region? Those guys are awesome!
Granted....but YOU DIE!
I wish your corruption wasn't so futile!
EDIT: Corruption is invalid. I took a look at the unofficial new starters, and you're right. No corruption.
Yea maybe I should have said "Pokemon Black and White starters" XD
Granted but I steal it all
I wish that I was magic
Granted, but I use you up to use Din's Fire.
I wish I had Din's Fire.
Granted but it get's replaced with Farore's wind.... Yeay <_<
I wish I had my shiny Eevee already
Granted, but your memory get's corrupted.
I wish
Granted, but not really....
I wish my Gamefly account sent in games faster
Granted.
I wish the Wii had more games, both on the VC and actual market selection.
Granted... I like this one so I agree...
I wish that... Actually I'm fine right now... HEAVY RAIN WAS TOO EPIC TO NEED A WISH
Granted, but I corrupt your next wish.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Granted, but your avatar kills you.
I wish Finals are Over.
Granted; they are...for me. :P
I wish storms didn't exist.
Granted, but it never rains, and everything dies. Nice job. 8)
I wish I wasn't cold. Not personality wise, but physically.
Granted but you burst into flames and die.... >_>
I wish that I had a 3DS already... You guys can have one too...
Granted, no corruption, even though I can think of one right now.
No wish.
Granted, but I make no wish your wish therefor nullifying itself.
I wish for the power of persuasion
Granted, but you don't use it.
I wish this topic got locked. (Sorry, I wanted to see what would happen if someone said that.)
Not Granted!
I wish I had unlimited internet for my iPod everywhere in the world.
Granted, but I steal your ipod.
I wish I could :-X
Granted, but it'll involve smoking something...probably illegal. [/That Guy with the Glasses]
I wish I could come up with my own material.
Granted but I kill you and take credit for it.
I wish that people weren't materialistic
Granted but then they are crazy religious nuts.
I wish LEAVES were purple.
Grated but you become a rainbow man....
I wish I was a rainbow man TT_TT
Granted, but then you realize what a rainbow man is.
I wish for *noun*.
Granted but then you die of squirrel aids.
I wish I was han solo from star wars. :-\
Granted but Skywalker kills you.
I wish I spoke German.
Granted but the one who teaches you is my German teacher, so you don't really learn anything. :P
I wish I had a better German teacher.
Granted but you end up learning french instead....
I wish to not be sleepy...
Granted, but then you never sleep and you are forever bored.
Quote from: Pea-Tear Griffin on July 05, 2010, 10:50:50 AM
Granted but you end up learning french instead....
I wish to not be sleepy...
Actually, I like this better! Thanks! :P
Quote from: Water Within on July 06, 2010, 01:25:44 AM
Granted, but then you never sleep and you are forever bored.
Think you're all that, huh? Too good to make a wish, eh? Well, I get it. No soup for you.
I wish for a corruption for this wish.
Quote from: Whocares on July 06, 2010, 09:50:24 AM
I wish for a corruption for this wish.
uhm.. i wish i knew how to cunningly respond to this wish...
OMG alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're back!!! ;D
haha, yessss. i am ;D
yet my wish remains unanswered...
Oh yes, of course:
Quote from: alex on July 12, 2010, 02:04:58 PM
Quote from: Whocares on July 06, 2010, 09:50:24 AM
I wish for a corruption for this wish.
uhm.. i wish i knew how to cunningly respond to this wish...
Granted, but you choose not to.
I wish for nachos.
granted, but your mouth falls off so you cannot eat them
if that is infact what you were planning on doing with the nachos...
idk why else anyone would wish for nachos
BUT ANYWAY, to my wish:
i wish i could think of a username that is way cooler than my actual name
Granted, but someone takes it before you.
I wish Pea-Tear would get on AIM
Granted but he puts you on his ignore list.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, but now instead of tired, you are completely bored.
which is worse? fatigue or boredom??
i wish i didnt have to take senior pictures...
Granted, because the school drops you back down to freshman year and forces you to take all four years of high school again.
I wish for a wish.
why must you always wish for confusing difficult things?!
you know what, NO. your face explodes so you dont get a wish. THERE, WISH CORRUPTED! :P
i wish my boyfriend would come home soooooon.
Granted but then you leave.
I wish that an army of Slovenian meatball monsters would destroy the moon.
Granted, but they only destroy it a little bit, so nothing really happens to affect us.
I wish I had a dish.
Granted, but it is cracked.
I wish I had a dish.
Granted, but it's cracked.
I wish these pretzels didn't make me thirsty.
Granted, but now you can't eat them.
I wish Jersey Shore would get banned.
Granted, but all the preps who watch that show will still talk about it.
I wish Filly Football didn't suck so much. (And for future references, Filly Football is an event for homecoming for the upperclassmen girls. I paid $60 to be in it and it sucks.)
Granted, but your head explodes cause it's too good.
I wish my phone's connection was better.
Granted, but the price is too great and you end up losing the phone.
I wish all our wishes would be granted.
Granted, but they're all corrupted. Oh snap!
I wish I knew more about neuroscience. I'm screwed for Monday's test. :-*
Granted, but you don't know anything else except.
I wish more people were on.
Granted, but they're all posting on this thread, therefore, not giving you the chance to be the only person to corrupt the wish of the person above.
I wish my 2nd animation project wasn't so freakin' complicated.
Granted, but you get a failing grade.
I wish for a working Nintendo DS.
Granted, but you get a broken Wii.
I wish this three day weekend would come quicker.
Granted, but all your gaming consoles break.
I wish for....
A pickle.
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish, I had a time for a job.
You know what? So do I! No corruption!
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but all of your most prized possessions are taken away.
I wish coffee didn't give me gas in the morning. TMI?
No corruption.
Oh my.............
I wish you had a wish I could corrupt.
Granted, but they're the most boring wishes in the world.
I wish I had a watermelon.
Granted, but thats boring!
I wish I could forget what I saw earlier today.
Granted, but you saw Goatse instead.
I wish someone would tell me more of the anime on iTunes.
Granted, but they suck.
I wish Candlejack wo
Granted but Candlejack do-
I wish I could finish this wi-
Granted, but it gets corrupted.
I wish I knew whether or not I'm going to Ohio this weekend.
Granted, but Candlejack ge
I wish my rabbit would recover more quickly. Candlejack. CRA
Granted, but the rabbit bites you.
I wish my four-day weekend was more fun.
Granted, but it goes by too fast.
I wish I could get out of the house more often.
Granted, but you end up in a desert wasteland with a man-eating snake like on Beetle Juice.
I wish for a scanner.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish my Laptop would come out of maintenance like...tomorrow.
Granted, but it's bugged by the government.
I wish I didn't have a German quiz tomorrow.
Granted, but its the next day.
I wish for no corruption.
Granted, but you get no wish.
I wish the crazy old people knew how to take a joke.
Granted, but...they don't even have a sense of humor.
I wish that I didn't have such horrid stomach problems. (PLEASE DON'T CORRUPT. It might make it worse!)
Very well.
I wish my group member would respond to my message asking if we're meeting up at the library tomorrow for our psych project.
Granted, no corruption. (As thanks for you not corruption my wish! :) )
I wish my neck wasn't stiff.
Yay!
And granted, but you go blind for a day.
I wish this week wasn't a five day week.
Granted, but....wait, that doesn't even make any sense!
I wish your wish made sense.
Granted, I meant as opposed to a four-day school week, etc.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted. Clean my room.
I wish we had our new puppy already.
Granted, but they forgot to poke holes in the box for it to breath.
I wish I had Ninja Storm 2 already.
Granted, BUT YOU DIE FOR KILLING MY PUPPY!!!!!
I WISH I WASN'T TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!
Quote from: Jean Havoc on November 26, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
Granted, BUT YOU DIE FOR KILLING MY PUPPY!!!!!
I WISH I WASN'T TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!
GRANTED, BUT IT WAS CONTAGIOUS AND NOW IT'S GOING TO SPREAD TO THE REST OF THE TOPIC.
I WISH I HADN'T CONTRACTED THE BILLY MAYS SYNDROME FROM HAVOC.
GRANTED, BUT I DO IT AND THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN!!
I WISH BILLY MAYS WAS STILL ALIVE!!!
Granted, but HE'S A ZOMBIE!!!
I wish I knew why my group member for my psychology project needs $10 from each person. There's 5 people in our group. Seriously, what are we paying for that's $50?!
...Granted, but it turns out to be one of them looney Government conspiracies and you die.
I wish I had $50.
Granted, but it's in foreign dollars and not accepted in your country.
I wish I didn't have so much stuff to carry to and from school.
Granted. (Poof, you're naked!)
I wish my sock wasn't wet.
Granted, but it has a hole in it.
I wish my game would make itself.
Granted, but it's not good at all. You lose.
How big is that hole, anyway? Because I already have a hole in it.
I wish I would stop crying at movies with sad moments.
(The hole is...bigger than it was.)
Granted, but you laugh and people give you dirty looks for being insensitive.
I wish I didn't have anymore projects.
Granted, but you fail your classes due to lack of projects.
I wish our puppy would stop licking my foot. It was cute at first, but it's been half an hour, and it's getting really annoying.
Granted, but it bites your foot off.
I wish I could get my laptop soon.
Granted, but it has an epidemic worth of viruses and a failing motherboard so not only can you not do anything with it without risking your ID you also cannot even get into safe mode to remove the viruses because the computer wont even turn on so you just shelled $500 for a computer that doesn't even work and you spend over $340 just for a new motherboard and someone else to remove all the viruses and it still doesn't work correctly! STUPID LAPTOP! GRRRRR!
I wish that never happened to me.
Granted, but ahh whatever. You've been through enough.
I wish I had finals before break.
Granted, but I'm too busy to corrupt that.
I wish typing on my DSi was more effeciant (However you spell that).
Granted, but your connection really sucks.
I wish the sponsor of the tutoring club I'm in didn't make it so we can only tutor after school. :P
Granted, but it doesn't go that well.
I wish
Wish gets corrupted.
I want something.
Granted, you get cancer.
I wish my sisters had come to school with me as alumni.
Granted, but wut
I wish you could LEAVE MAGMARFIRE ALONE!!! HE'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW!!! HIS MANLYNESS RIPPED A HOLE IN OUR DIMENSION AND RELEASED CREATURES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND INTO OUR WORLD!!! DID YOU DO THAT?!?! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!!! :'( :'(
Sorry. Just had to get that out.
My real wish is...
For chocolate pie.
Quote from: Jean Havoc on January 06, 2011, 01:46:36 PM
I wish you could LEAVE MAGMARFIRE ALONE!!! HE'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW!!! HIS MANLYNESS RIPPED A HOLE IN OUR DIMENSION AND RELEASED CREATURES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND INTO OUR WORLD!!! DID YOU DO THAT?!?! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!!! :'( :'(
Sorry. Just had to get that out.
I'm wanting to say that's a Chris Crocker reference for some reason.
Also, granted, but it contains blueberries.
The berries of EVIL.
Quote from: MagmarFire on January 07, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: Jean Havoc on January 06, 2011, 01:46:36 PM
I wish you could LEAVE MAGMARFIRE ALONE!!! HE'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW!!! HIS MANLYNESS RIPPED A HOLE IN OUR DIMENSION AND RELEASED CREATURES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND INTO OUR WORLD!!! DID YOU DO THAT?!?! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!!! :'( :'(
Sorry. Just had to get that out.
I'm wanting to say that's a Chris Crocker reference for some reason.
Also, granted, but it contains blueberries.
The berries of EVIL.
It is. What a weirdo.
Plus:
"Wow, what are all those berries?
Those, Link, are the Berries of EVIL. You must conquer each!"
Now, all lame jokes aside, I just want to say this:
Granted, but you die for not making a wish.
I wish Mags made a wish.
Granted, but it makes you go on another Chis Crocker rant.
I wish dog's lived as long as horses...or even better: sea turtles!
Granted but you live as long as a dog 0.o
I wish I could find all my movies right when I want them.
Granted, but your brother wants to play Black Ops.
I wish I could play Black Ops.
Granted, but...umm...I don't know. It's no fun?
I wish I wasn't so stressed about my Psych final on Friday.
Granted, but you find out that dealing with the stress was the final and fail.
I wish I could realize when I'm being a jerk
Granted.
I wish I could open a portal from this dimension to the next.
Granted, but you get a creepy robot promising you cake and trying to kill you.
I wish my computer didn't get so many viruses all the time.
Granted but that's because it explodes from awesomeness...
I wish I had the power of persuasion
Granted, but it fails about 99% of the time.
I wish my room mate wasn't transferring. =[
Granted but you transfer instead....
I wish my water was back on at my place...
Granted, but it's really muddy.
I wish it was summer.
Granted, but it snows all summer long and you have to stay inside...
I wish I didn't feel so bad right now
Oxymoron!
Granted, but you're so happy, you can't stop smiling and then your muscles in your face hurt.
I wish my sister had told me she was sick before she invited me over.
Granted but she has the plague and didn't tell you she was that sick....
I wish that didn't sound as bad after I already typed it
Granted, it's worse.
I wish I knew Magmarfire's Facebook.
Granted but you forget it right away...
I wish I could go save my friend XD
Granted, but he croaks anyway.
I wish I had the power to create a black hole.
Granted but you get sucked in it and it instantly vanishes
I wish some job would call me back!!!1!
Granted, no corruption.
I wish I had a job.
Granted, Karma is a friend of you, no corruption.
I wish that I had some Pepsi Blue
Granted, but it's flat.
I wish my dog would stop barking!
Granted, now it quacks.
... I wish I had a quacking dog.
Granted but everyone but you hears it...
I wish I still had money on my PSN account
Granted, but your Playstations 1/2/3/Portable die so you can't even use it.
TAKE THAT, SONY!
I wish the new season of Sanity not Included would begin already!
Granted but you loss all access to TV and computers...
I wish I could find the stupid cord to charge my old phone
Granted, but my rabbits have CHEWED THROUGH IT!!!
Edit: I wish for and edit.
Where's the wish!!!
I wish my roommates would wake up
Granted, but they are very, VERY cranky.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH FOR? LOBSTER!
Granted but it fights with your bunny to the death...
I wish my ferret could join that fight
Granted, but it gets killed by my boiled Lobster. (wth)
I wish for something. Not sure what, though.
Granted but no one else knows what it is either....
I wish I could read minds
Granted, just don't walk next to a (not-so-child-friendly) theater. You'll hear things you'll never forget.
I wish I could think of something more witty then that.
Granted but you still type down the same thing...
I wish my new TV came in already
granted, but the people dropped it on the way inside.
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted but in the end it's not that corrupted....
I wish I wasn't usually bored
Granted. Shovel my sidewalk.
I wish for an edit to this post.
Granted but you keep it the same....
I wish I could be in two places at once!!!
Granted, your head is in canada, and your body is in mexico. You're not a giant.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow >.<
Granted, but you still end up going (Why? Because you can!)
I wish it was Thursday already...
Granted, but you have school the next day.
I wish my sister would just give me the freakin' password to her computer so I could install Java for school. :P
Quote from: Vaati on February 15, 2011, 12:51:39 PM
Granted, but you have school the next day.
haha jokes on you I don't go to school right now!
Granted, but you forget it before installing Java
I wish I could get to that darn party right now XD
Granted, but it bombs.
I wish I could make peanut tea.
Granted, but you're allergic
I wish people didn't text me so often XD
Granted, but everyone forgets about you.
I wish ilsafu.bk.jqeifhlugqhdnyjtredsfxhnm ghjfc vfdqwdqau
granted, but wefoqbewfoqb gqbeorbgerbg qregibqergbperqbgqwebgfobgfqfg.
I wish I had a job :(
Granted.
I wish I had a job, too. :(
Granted.
I also wish I had some source of income.
Karma suits you well!
Granted.
I wish I were a giant.
Granted but you can never find a suit that fits well anymore :\
I wish my girlfriends parental's would have something bad happen to them...
...Parentals? I think the word your looking for is parents.
Granted. The house catches fire, and everyone dies. Way to go.
I wish that people didn't have such ill will towards others.
Well I didn't want to say parents because they're not quite that... so yea :\
Granted but then life isn't as fun :D
I wish my game would stop freezing
Granted, BUT IT CRASHES...Either that, or it was made by Obsidian. Damn crashing. Hate crashes.
I wish all games
Had stories written by Obsidian
Dialog written by Bioware
Cutscenes designed by Square Enix
GA testing performed by Valve
And a release schedule set by Capcom
Granted.... I love you XD
I wish the back of my hair wasn't being lame
Granted.
I wish for more MOCHA ICE CREAM
Granted, But you has to share with me >.>
I wish it was the 19th already
Granted, but you GET SHOT! *Have a shot glass*
I wish my Dog would dog licking my pants.
Granted... Wait wut...
I wish I understood your wish :\
Granted. My dog was licking my leg for no reason.
I wish you had a better wish.
Granted but it still doesn't happen :\
I wish cell phones never lost their charge ^_^
Granted, but it overloads. I don't know.
I wish the ends of each quarter weren't so stressful.
Granted. TIME FOR A SEXY PARTY!
I wish my sister had better feelings toward Kamina.
Granted, but they like each other a little too much, if you catch my drift.
I wish the Kinder Egg Spirit Tracks figurines weren't so freakin' tiny.
Granted, but you can't fit them in your house!
I wish I could see my eyes!
Granted, but that's all you can see o.0
I wish I never got tired
Quote from: Jean Havoc on March 10, 2011, 10:36:29 AM
I wish I could see my eyes!
lol, that reminded me of:
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, are you angry, too?!
Patrick: YEAH!!!
Spongebob: What's the matter?!
Patrick: I can't see my forehead!!!
Anyway, granted but you're awake when everyone else is asleep and you have nothing to do.
I wish I could see my forehead.
I would corrupt that if I wasn't laughing.
I wish I wasn't laughing so I could corrupt Vaati's wish.
Granted, but your seriousness causes the Joker to make cuts on both sides of your mouth to put a smile back on that face.
I wish I didn't have so many Karel J Robot assignments to catch up on.
Dude, just looking at you corruption makes my mouth hurt! I ain't gonna corrupt yours, it ain't worth it. (Truth: This loser cannot come up with a corruption.)
I wish I didn't have a nose, so I could see my eyes!
Granted, but you can't smell the smoke coming from your house.
I wish my Byrne cosplay would make itself. Either that or Byrne was real and he's let me borrow his garb for the convention.