I just thought of something: let's have a contest to see who can make up the worst insult.
this kinda goes against the rules if these insults are directed towards each other...
anyways, ill go first
Your mom is so dumb, she thinks a lightsaber has less calories!
Wasn't that from Robot Chicken?
You little Filthy-Mc-Nasty!
i could warn you for insulting a mod...
OH BURN!
Lol... hmm...
I don't wanna do this because I don't wanna get in trouble, but... oh well.
Lint licker!!
Lint licker...?
Worst insult I ever heard...
"Your face is so scarred it looks like the surface of the moon."
I was just like... "Okay, no."
She got that of a commercial, I got mine from Fresh Prince, and Dr.Rabies got his off the Robot Chicken Star Wars special.
Mine is original! :D (ftw!)
So let's see, only MasterKey counts. Unless I forgot to mention, only original insults count.
Try to keep this clean.
My sister insults me all the time. She sucks at it. Here are some of her best (technically worst, but whatever):
"I'll kill you so fast you'll be dead before the bear hits the water!"
"You should buy a ferret, it looks just like you!"
"You're so fat an elephant thinks you're fat!"
Yeah... Lol.
I have insults, but alot of them have curses in them... Hmm...
I swear, even when my brother unsults me really badly, I don't care, but later I usually end up crying because I was always bullied... so yeah.. 8)
my brother called me a screw face yesterday when i bombarded him with dog toys
ur dum
ur dum
ur dum
ur dum
ur dum
ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum ur dum
THE BOMBARDMENT IS ENDLESS
Quote from: Dr. Rabies on July 01, 2007, 05:38:21 AM
my brother called me a screw face yesterday when i bombarded him with dog toys
Lol! That sounds funny!!
If there was a drop of water inside your head, your brain would be an island.
That's all I can think of for now.
BEHOLD! THE MOST RETARDED TOPIC OF ALL TIME!
What? No one said anything about insulting the topic itself was against the rule.
I've been waiting a long time to break this picture out legitamitely.
(http://th184.photobucket.com/albums/x180/HERO_OF_HYRULE12/th_objection2.png)
Sorry, can't read what it says below the 'objection!'
OBJECTION!
This topic clearly sucks!
"Your legs are so hairy that when you tried to massage them, you got a rug burn!"
That one pretty much sucks, right? XD
Gotta thank Robot Chicken for these....
Yo momma's so dumb, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2.
Yo momma's so fat, when Obi-Wan saw her, he said, that's no moon, that's yo momma!
I'm so stupid, you're stupid.
I know you are but what am I?
If your IQ was any lower, you'd trip over it.
Moved to forum games, as JDOG has made a game that he didn't realize already existed.
You're so fat, the Goron at the bottom of Zora's Domain was all like, "DAMN!"
The balloon is so big that it makes my mouth run with the acid of the netherworld.
You're so painfully stupid, your mother tried to... set herself... on fire... with a--
Yeah, it's that boring here.
The drunken man in the sky is so ballooned, that not even if God made the biggest needle could he be popped. This is ironic, because the ballooned drunk guy just happens to be God.
screw the insults, I have money....
"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
(Monty python FTW)
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!
My sister told me that I should clean out my nose with a toothbrush. :-[
. . . mine includes cuss words, so I'll leave this topic alone :P
"well damn your heterosexual hide!"
(I didn't say this.) "Keep firing, A---Holes!"
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on August 17, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
My sister told me that I should clean out my nose with a toothbrush. :-[
Did you tell her that she should try to clean her brain with a pipe cleaner? ;)
You're like a train wreck; horrible, but we can't help but stare.
I'm not used to insulting people, I guess. Not with actual insults. I'll usually tell them they're an ignorant buffoon or something like that.
Quote from: 10thGear Link104 on August 31, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
(I didn't say this.) "Keep firing, A---Holes!"
i do believe that is from spaceballs!
your momma so dumb, she thought a lightsaber had less calories!
Some people are like slinkies. They're good for nothing, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Wow, it's just like you were right there! Except better! Because you weren't!!!
stick to the being better than me at GCSEs, Davvy.
"You're so twisted you make me feel sick"
Yo momma is so fat,if she sat in the ocean it would be a kiddie pool to her.
Not toward anyone.
Yo mamma's so fat, that if she jumped into a pool, she could make a Mega Tsunami!
Yo mamma's so fat, even dora couldn't explore her!
(Not towards any one! )
Your momma is so fat that the only reason men are attracted to her is for gravity
Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in Wallmart and starved to death.
I have one involving rubber. Can I still say it?
ur so fat :-[...you :-[...blew up
Quote from: Colonel Aureliano Buendia on January 16, 2008, 03:13:50 PM
I have one involving rubber. Can I still say it?
Send it to a mod and see what they think.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on her bathroom scale, it said "Error."
Yo mamma's so fat, she stood in an esculator *probably spet wrong* Pressed up, and it went down.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she was skydiving, someone pointed up to the sky and screamed, "METEOR!!!"