O.K! This is gonna be fun! I say an ite m and you come up with a use for it!
Example
Spoon
Bob: Kill people!
Steve: Smack a dog! :o :o :o
Joe: Uhhh... cake?
To eat soup with.
Toooooo... throw as far as you can.
To put into a microwave!
To crush with a table.
To destroy a computer.
To use as a trident and become ruler of the seas.
to bend with your MIND!!!
to stick in a toaster oven in a full bathtub during a thunderstorm in a house with a tin roof
To be a cereal killer :P
ohh... shiny (be in awe of it)
since I'm the tenth reason do I say another item?
If so: a green pen
To draw Link's hat!
Challenge someone to a swordfish a la The Highlander!
The pen is mightier than the sword. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
TO SUCK ON !!!
some kid in my class did that. It was funny.
To use as a mini rolling pin!
To destroy a computer.
To deface an NES!
Trust me, I've experienced this first-hand... Windex and water on a paper towel works wonders on removing green pen from said NES, though.
Have a pen lightsaber battle with someone who has a red pen....I done that once. ;)
To kill the giant purpel people eater!!! ;D
To draw Kokiri Forest!
^^Reason Number 9
To trade for another useless item, which can then be traded on, etc. etc.
New item! It's like Christmas... A copy of Red Dwarf seasons 1-8 on DVD.
Attach one of the discs to a motor and use it to slice tofu!
Frisbees!!!
Stack them in a pile, have them shot out of a machine, and use them as target practice a la game C on Duck Hunt.
Attach one of the discs to a motor and use it to hypnotize wild animals!
watch them
snap them in half, then glue them together again.
Use them as reflectors on a bike!
Tape/glue two to your head, so you look like a mouse. Preferably,(sp?) Mickey.
Use them as very crappy ninja stars.
Burn them! :( ;D
A Dismembered Arm!
There is a funny flash movie that inspired this topic. Go to Google and type in 10 things to do with a dismembered arm
dismembered=amputated
Ahem...EMERGENCY FOOD RATION!!!
It's great for pranks!
Can't..reach...remote... ;D ;D ;D
Deadly boomerang! (go medievil!)