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Title: Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 18, 2007, 10:35:32 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE)

You dumb, stupid Americans! I fart in your general direction because you are silly people!

Edit: So what if you can still read it?
Title: Re:Americans are retarded.
Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 18, 2007, 10:49:38 PM
You know, this is really offensive to me in all honesty. I knew the answers to all of those questions, and I sure wasn't interviewed. So what if you all think we're dumb? If you ask me, I would rather have a great time and be stupid, than live a boring life. You can taunt me with your intelligence all you want, I'm really happy with my life, and I'm smarter than I need to be at my age. You can go to hell.
Title: Re:Americans are retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 18, 2007, 10:56:32 PM
Wow, I think you seem to be missing one critical detail about me, ZV. I wonder if anybody else knows? :-\
Title: Re:Americans are retarded.
Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 18, 2007, 11:02:17 PM
Oh don't think I don't know. You said however "you dumb stupid Americans" as if you yourself were seceding. I really don't care what you think of this country. Its when you insulted the inhabitants. All of us.
Title: Re:Americans are retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 18, 2007, 11:16:34 PM
I'm sorry if I offended you, ZV. I was merely making a joke on a video I found to be humorous on the internet. I really don't want to seem as if I'm running away from the issue, so I ask your permission to lock this thread. I merely don't want any more confrontations to arise since, as you demonstrated, it could be construed to be offensive. Once again, I apologize. There was no malicious intent...intended. ;)
Title: Re:Americans are retarded.
Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 18, 2007, 11:25:12 PM
Nah, its my fault. I can't believe I got so mad. I'm a patriotic dude, what can I say. :)

No hard feelings. I'm punishing myself by not eating anything for a day. I'm a fatty anyways, so its good for me. :P
Title: Re:Americans are retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 18, 2007, 11:29:16 PM
Hug? (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/smile.gif)

Edit: Or...or not. (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/frown.gif)

Edit2: Locky, locky.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: darkphantomime on August 19, 2007, 11:25:36 AM
My god. I can't believe how bad that is... It reminds me a lot of Jay Leno's Jaywalking. Very funny, but extremely sad too.

[I don't care if this is locked, I'mma still post in it!]
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: DW on August 19, 2007, 05:09:04 PM
I've seen some other stuff like this. There truly are some stupid people in the world.

[mod lock immunity FTW]
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 19, 2007, 05:13:21 PM
You guys suck. :P

YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Gamefreak on August 19, 2007, 05:24:21 PM
See, I learned something from that.  The Berlin Wall.  Was, in fact.  In Israel.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: DW on August 19, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
and Buddhist Monks aren't Buddhist at all, but Islamic.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Rev Rabies on August 20, 2007, 07:09:05 AM
you crazy kids and your high-speed internet

posting in locked topics is fun!
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: darkphantomime on August 20, 2007, 02:26:20 PM
MWAHAHAHA! *Unlocks*

C'mon, let's all comment on how retarded americans are!

Oh wait...
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: DW on August 20, 2007, 02:33:55 PM
Now posting has lost it's attractiveness. Good thing SexyChick hasn't.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 20, 2007, 02:34:36 PM
O.o I'll stick to real people, thanks.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: DW on August 20, 2007, 02:38:31 PM
Are you suggesting that Rabies' wife isn't real? She may be more plastic than flesh, but I assure you she is real enough to keep him on a leash.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Fishalicious on August 20, 2007, 02:41:16 PM
People in whole are stupid... Not just Americans.

But I never knew that triangles had four sides, I learned something from that.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: MatthewThief on August 20, 2007, 02:47:04 PM
ahh i dont feel so stuffy anymore now that everyone can post  :D

anyways.. theres so many irritating stupid people in the world, why just today.. *someone throws a rock at MTs head* .... ...
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Fishalicious on August 20, 2007, 02:49:03 PM
-pokes Sess-

Anyways... I love watching things like this. I remember watching "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" once.

Man: What country borders the northern edge of the United States?
Person: Well, I hear a lot of stuff about Mexico nowadays.... so... Mexico?
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: darkphantomime on August 20, 2007, 02:49:41 PM
Wait, someone actually threw a rock at your head? WHOA.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: MatthewThief on August 20, 2007, 02:54:07 PM
no, but now i forgot what i was going to say  ;D
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2007, 03:02:57 PM
You guys know I can just lock it again, right? (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/mad.gif)
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: MatthewThief on August 20, 2007, 03:03:44 PM
well i still feel better that i could post for a short time
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2007, 03:12:25 PM
I am shocked an appalled by this...this insolence! I demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn, sahs!
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: darkphantomime on August 20, 2007, 03:13:19 PM
*Shoots commodore*

Anyone else want to negotiate?

(cookie for reference)
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 05:00:54 PM
wow, those people are dumber than me, even I know that trangle has....... give me a second.... three sides. :D ;D
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Zoratunic on August 20, 2007, 05:46:15 PM
Did you know that Iran is the world's only island continent?
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2007, 05:47:06 PM
Actually, I think that's North Korea. :-\
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 05:47:15 PM
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm..............suuuuuureeeeeeee............. ;)
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: MagmarFire on August 20, 2007, 07:42:22 PM
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2007, 05:47:06 PM
Actually, I think that's North Korea. :-\

Really? I thought that was Saturn! :P
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Mr. bubbles on August 20, 2007, 07:47:14 PM
May i point out that it is australia. (I know yall are kiddin')
-Hiroshima and Najisaki are famous for what
- Judo Wrestling

All im thinking is whoa. Hiroshima and Najisaki are famous for being bombed by the first atomic(A) Bombs ending world war two thus creating V-J day in 1945. The name of the plane The Enola Gay A.K.A the pilots mother. And before yall say any thing I know to much.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: darkphantomime on August 20, 2007, 08:11:18 PM
Screw Canada/Mexico/Iran/North Korea. Let's all just invade Australia.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 08:33:45 PM
But Austrialians are fun to make fun of. ;D
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: MagmarFire on August 20, 2007, 08:36:26 PM
You mean you're not making fun of hoboes!? What happened to you!? :o :P
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 09:22:47 PM
still doin that too. :)
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Keaton on August 20, 2007, 09:33:33 PM
No, let's keep the mockery to the hobos from now on... :P
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: DW on August 20, 2007, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: weetle on August 20, 2007, 07:47:14 PM
May i point out that it is australia. (I know yall are kiddin')
-Hiroshima and Najisaki are famous for what
- Judo Wrestling

All im thinking is whoa. Hiroshima and Najisaki are famous for being bombed by the first atomic(A) Bombs ending world war two thus creating V-J day in 1945. The name of the plane The Enola Gay A.K.A the pilots mother. And before yall say any thing I know to much.

You don't know too much, I studied that war a crazy lot. Einstein also had a watch that stopped ticking when the bombs went off, and only three bombs have been dropped so far--Trinity, which was detonated in the desert as a test, Fat Man, which was dropped on Nagasaki, and Little Boy, which was dropped on Hiroshima, and had half the matter of Fat Man although it killed three times as many people.

What about Australian Hoboes?
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 09:42:37 PM
interesting... did you know, that movie actually made me feel smart? ;D
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: darkphantomime on August 21, 2007, 03:27:14 AM
Uhh... there have been LOADS of nuclear bombs detonated as tests... usually in a deserted/isolated region of the world like North Siberia.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Zoratunic on August 21, 2007, 06:06:27 AM
Nowadays, there's an international treaty or something that said that people can only test nukes underground, then they modified it in the last couple decades or so to say that you can only run computer simualtions.

So, who says that we should go invade North Korea, since they got that attitude? :D
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Rev Rabies on August 21, 2007, 09:45:30 AM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on August 21, 2007, 03:27:14 AM
Uhh... there have been LOADS of nuclear bombs detonated as tests... usually in a deserted/isolated region of the world like North Siberia.

Roswell is a nuclear testing site as well
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 21, 2007, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Zoron Tunic on August 21, 2007, 06:06:27 AM
Nowadays, there's an international treaty or something that said that people can only test nukes underground, then they modified it in the last couple decades or so to say that you can only run computer simualtions.

there's also a treaty that says no weapons in space. *cough* american "star wars" program *cough*
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Fishalicious on August 21, 2007, 10:28:45 AM
I don't understand why anyone would want to invade Canada, though.

It's like invading Switzerland, but with more moose.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 21, 2007, 10:30:32 AM
because Canada makes Unitedstatesia look bad.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 21, 2007, 10:36:09 AM
Complete control of the American supercontinent. No...the world.

DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN!
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 22, 2007, 04:08:47 AM
yes, that's america's plan. Look at latin america.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Gamefreak on August 22, 2007, 05:13:11 AM
They speak Latin in Latin America by the way.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 22, 2007, 05:20:39 AM
And they want to replace Latin with Neptunese in high schools across the country.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 23, 2007, 01:12:19 PM
don't lie. It's all part of your plan to eliminate the letter "u". Just like you mutilated "colour" and it's family.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Zoratunic on August 23, 2007, 01:14:19 PM
We would never invade Canada, it's America's hat!
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 23, 2007, 01:16:14 PM
like unitedstatesia's head could get any bigger anyway.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: MasterKeyX on August 23, 2007, 03:10:45 PM
that was ICY Evilbob. I felt the chill, really. I'm shivering.
Title: Re:Americans are beautiful, noble creatures, i.e. NOT retarded.
Post by: Evilbob on August 24, 2007, 07:24:02 AM
indeed. I am the ICE QUEEN! *cough* sorry.