Like the title says, go through any random video game quote and replace any given word with pants. It's an extremely funny game.
Example: Original quote - "FOX! GET THESE GUYS OFF ME!"
Game - Star Fox 64
New Quote - "Fox! get these pants off me!:
Now let the insanity begin!
Original:
Ratchet: Hey, I'm just here to fix the.........transfluxor......coil.
Pants:
Ratchet: Hey, I'm just here to fix the....................transfluxor................pants
Is this what we're trying to do?
Pretty much, yeah.
Starfox 64 - original Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Altitude!"
New Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Pants!"
You don't have to include the original quote.
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on October 10, 2007, 10:24:38 AM
Pretty much, yeah.
Starfox 64 - original Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Altitude!"
New Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Pants!"
You don't have to include the original quote.
DISTURBING >.<
Okay, it's not a game, but I HAVE to do this one...
Naruto: "You will never be strong. Do you know why? It is because you lack...pants..."
Simpsons - The Pants! THEY DO NOTHING!
Kingdom Hearts: "Jump in the Hydra's pants, Sora!" :P
Final Fantasy VI - PANTS OF A SUBMARINER!
Final Fantasy IV - YOU SPOONY PANTS!!!
Original quote:
QuoteAxel: Get on their bad side, and they'll destroy you!
Roxas: No one would miss me.
Axel: ...That's not true! I would...
New quote:
QuoteAxel: Get on their bad side, and they'll destroy you!
Roxas: No one would pants me.
Axel: ...That's not true! I would...
Okay, I have to admit, this is a lot like
Mad Libs! :P
Ever famous quote from Final Fantasy VII:
QuoteCloud:...Shut up. The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!
QuoteCloud: ...Shut up. The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My pants are burning!
"These are the pants that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time. Listen to the Nocturne of Shadow."
Original quote:
QuoteRatchet: Check it out! It looks like somebody's a big fan of Courtney Gears.
Clank: Courtney who?
Ratchet: C'mon, remember that bombshell handing out prizes on Annihilation Nation?
Clank: Ah, yes. Her specifications were remarkable.
New quote:
QuoteRatchet: Check it out! It looks like somebody's a big fan of Courtney Gears.
Clank: Courtney who?
Ratchet: C'mon, remember that bombshell handing out prizes on Annihilation Nation?
Clank: Ah, yes. Her pants were remarkable.
Well, no one else has done it, so I guess I will.
Original:
"All you base are belong to us"
Pants:
"All you pants are belong to us."
Kingdom Hearts II: "You are the fire that fuels Sora's pants."
"Pants only increased Zemus' power!"
Can't remember the game or the character, it's been years...I remember the quote though...
Original: Geeze, does he ever drop his guard?
New: Geeze, does he ever drop his pants?
From Fable:
Original: And those that couldn't accept the small, blind girl by their master's side...
Were quicly dealt with.
New: And those that couldn't accept the small, blind pants by their master's side...
Were quicly dealt with.
"Give me your pants and I shall give you mine."
Ganondorf: "Welcome to my pants."
line rider(online game) Movie
Old: Oh NOSE
new; OH PANTS.
*possible TP Spoilers!!!*
Midna: So you're...Ganondorf. I've been dying to pants you.
*end of spoilers*
Not a movie, but.
Ackbar: Our shields can't repel pants of that magnitude!
Sora: Xemnas, there's more to pants than just anger or hate. They're full of all kinds of feelings. Don't you remember?
Qui Gon Jin: There's a disturbance in the pants.
Obi Wan: I sense it, too.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only pants
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, pants must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only real truth.
Fix'd.
Agreed, much better.
Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his pants?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!
Luke, you have your pants off! Is something wrong?
lol.
Luke... Once you head down that dark path... Forever will it dominate your pants...
MAH PANTS... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
James: It's pants like this that make me want to go straight!
original: It's times like this that make me want to go straight!
YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!!!
One does not simply walk into Mordor... there are pants there that never sleep.
The council of Elrond demands to know who approved these pants.
(from an image)
On the first day, the Lord said, "Let there be pants."
Lyle: Aww, man! Why do I get stuck on the weak pants? We're just gonna lose. Where's the fun in that?
Goodness, gracious, great pants of fire!
Soldier: Your Majesty, I bear bad news. The castle pants has been breached.
Original: "Fox, get these guys off me!"
New: "Fox, get these pants off me!"
Crewman: Captain, we will arrive at Pants shortly.
"Greetings. I am number 343 Guilty Spark, and I'm the monitor of these pants."
Pants here. Things went OK, thankfully...
I can't believe no one's...
"Luke, I am your pants."
*bows head in shame*
Kupopo...We got the pants we need, but...
"Link! The Master Pants have accepted you as their master!"
Okay, this is a two-parter of a conversation between Erk and Serra in Fire Emblem:
Original: "Serra? Oh no, you were the last person I wanted to see..."
"Oh, how sweet, you wanted to see me again!"
New: "Serra? Oh no, you were the last person I wanted to pants..."
"Oh, how sweet, you wanted to pants me again!"
Andross has given us orders to take you(r) pants.
I can still...pants...*collapse*
From Krystal in SFA: "If you hear this then you have found my pants. Use them ONLY until I return."
Gilgamesh - Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S PANTSING TIME!
Xerxes: This is madness!
Leonidis: Madness?! THIS! IS! PAAAAAAAANNNNTTTTSSSSSS!
Seriously, why didn't y'all think of this?
Too obvious.
Samuel L. Jackson: That's enough! I've had it with these mother ******* Snakes in these mother ******* pants!
Consequently, Snakes in my Pants would be an awesome sequel.
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN PANTS!!!
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right pants.
Although, that does sound like something Calvin would say.
Megaman: His pants are maximum.
"Life is a mystery to be pants, not a problem to be solved."--Albert Einstein
So here's this Giant Enemy Crab
ATTACK HIS PANTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Original:
Black Knight: I'm here to protect her
Sothe: But... I protect her!
New:
Black Knight: I'm here to pants her
Sothe: But... I pants her!
My pantssssssss.....
I was just literally pantsed by my grandma
Grandpa: Wait, wait a minute. I've been injured, so you're just going to steal my pants and go play cards with your archrival?
Yugi: Pretty much.
Grandpa: No wonder your parents are never around!
nice video game quote
Nice random placement of the word pants, Dr. Pants.
Quote from: Dr. Titania on November 15, 2007, 06:46:49 PM
nice video game quote
Eh, other people were quoting stuff from movies, so I thought,
What the heck? Why not gross out TDC with a Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
reference? ;)
Yes Dr. Pages 3 and 4 have had quite a few movie and anime quotes.
King: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelong to pants him.
Mythril, yess. He can find another pantss, I'm ssure...
Wording might be slightly off, but that's the essence of it.
What's this?! His pants are OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND!!!
Starfox 64
"These pants can't take more than 9000 degrees!"
Do a pants roll!
That sounds really stupid now that I've written it down.
Kira, DeathNote: L, did you know Gods of Death love pants?
Harry Mason, Silent Hill: Have you seen my daughter, Cheryl? She has short, black pants.
I would quote this scene from R&C:UYA, but I don't think it'd be too appropriate... :P
The more 'inappropriate', the better for lawls.
Anyway...
Starfox 64
"Are you really going to pants that monkey?"
ORIGINAL
Ganondorf, pitiful man, without a strong righteous mind, he could not control the power of the gods." (Zelda)
MODIFIED
Ganondorf, pitiful man, without a strong righteous mind, he could not control the power of the pants." (Zelda)
"Sorry 'Mommy', your pants are toast!"
(Sora Kingdom Hearts 2 Ursla Boss Battle)
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on November 20, 2007, 08:22:26 PM
The more 'inappropriate', the better for lawls.
All right, you asked for it. :P
QuoteSkrunch: *unintelligible monkey screeches and gibbers*
Qwark: I thought we agreed to put that jungle business behind us.
Skrunch: *angry screeches*
Qwark: It was mating season! How could I have known she was your pants!?
OH MY GOD! THEY PANTSED KENNY!
Dunno, had to say it. Anyways.
Turret mechanic from Ratchet and Clank: Get in those pants this instant!
Ackbar: It's a pants!"'
~The more I read that, the lamer it is~
C3PO: The possibility of successfully navigating your pants is approximately 3,720:1!
"After you've scrubed all the floors in Hyrule, we can talk about pants."
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, pants!
"The people of our tribe, a tribe that mastered the art of Magic, were locked away in this Pants like insects in a cage."
"Oh boy, I can't wait to bomb some pants!"
I'm so hungry, I could eat a pants!
"Humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return. To obtain, pants of equal value must be lost."
You stepped on the pants of God!
No Gods or Demons. Only Pants.
The Ocarina of Pants!
"It is you, the mother of the God... who shall lead us to paradise with bloodstained pants!"
"Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in pants! Or else you will die!"
Oh man, I'm going to hell for this one...
In nomine Pants, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
(In the name of the Pants, the son, and the holy spirit. Amen.)
I think I'm going to pants for laughing at it. :P
Quote from Brigadoon. I'll make a game on it later. ::)
"All I ever did was to pants you too much!"
and Tacheon, BRILLIANT! *clink*
Why, pants you. ^_^
Marik: Silence! I command you all to shut the [size=8]*PANTS!!!*[/size] up!
Yeah. Just think about it. XD
Quote from: MagmarFire on November 25, 2007, 09:14:28 PM
Marik: Silence! I command you all to shut the [size=8]*PANTS!!!*[/size] up!
Yeah. Just think about it. XD
O_o
I thinked about it. Naughty boy.
Screw the pants, I have money! :-[
Think about it as well.
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on November 26, 2007, 05:04:46 PM
Screw the pants, I have money! :-[
Think about it as well.
Why didn't I
think of that!?!?!? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Tristan: MY PANTS GIVE ME SUPER STRENGTH!
Zombie Boy: Pants.... (Translation: Look, I have nothing to say. Leave me alone!!! :'( )
There's also this, I guess...
Yami: "Not your type"? Are you blind!? Her pants are bigger than you!
Okay, it only worked for the first two, the rest of the quotes aren't funny. I've already tried them all, trust me.
"Life.. Dreams... Hope... Where'd they come from? ...And where are they headed? These things... I am going to pants!"
- Kefka
"Your pants are stupid."
"My pants... ARE AWESOME!!!!"
Gleeman Vox: "Is your Pants Gone Wild video scratched from overuse!?"
Clank: "Quark must be near, this pocket Pants-a-tizer is still warm..."
Ratchet: A VG9000?
Sasha: Of course. With a Mavix fireball pro controller, VR headset and a Zero-G dancepad attatchment.
Ratchet: Will you pants me?
Basically any line spoken by Barrett from Final Fantasy 7:
'$%&$$% %$#&% PANTS %&@$!!!!'
Quote from: SNH on December 03, 2007, 05:23:46 PM
Basically any line spoken by Barrett from Final Fantasy 7:
'$%&$$% %$#&% PANTS %&@$!!!!'
That sounds a lot like Cid, actually... :P
Is that your final pants?
Rupert, the pants have spoken. You will be asked to leave the pants council area immediately.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Pants!
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Pants
The Mecklenburg Declaration of Pants.
Circus maximus di pants Romana.
(Grand Circus of the Roman Pants)
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on December 04, 2007, 07:37:28 PM
Circus maximus di pants Romana.
(Grand Circus of the Roman Pants)
I love Latin!
Anyways...
Ezlo: I know many have fallen, and much of the castle has been destroyed, but it is too soon to give into pants.
or
Vaati: What is happening? I had the power of a god!! How could I lose to pants?!
Jak: You know what? Do it your way and I'll do it mine. Just don't come crying to me when the pants fall down."
GLaDoS: After you complete the testing, you will be rewarded with most delicious pants.
Original:
Chiodos:MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!
New:
Chiodos:MY PANTS ARE BLEEDING!
"That´s not true, that´s impossible!"
"Search your pants, you know I´m right!"
Midna:"Are these the pants the they use in your world?"
Midna: What, am I so beautiful you've no pants left?
Tee hee.
Dear God, Tacheon.... :P
Playstation 2 slogan:
Live in your pants. Play in ours.
Oh yeah, like you're in the position to talk, Shika. :P :P :P
Great Deku Tree: Link, go to Hyrule Castle, for there you will surely meet the Princess of Pants.
Yes, that was terrible, I know... :-*
Yes, Mags. Yes it was.
GTFO my pants, noob!
Don't tempt me, Frodo! You must understand, I would use these pants with a desire to do good...
My boy, these pants are what all warriors strive for...
Dr. Nefarious: The hour of my vengeance is at hand! Go now, my robotic servants! Tear this city apart! Bring me the pants of Captain Qwark! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I am Diana, Princess of the Rose! Daughter of Rudolf and Marisa! Pants me if you dare!
We fight in a life or death struggle against capitalism. Only complete faith in pants will keep you and your families safe. Only by serving pants can you remain free. The less you know, the better off you will be. I am pants. Obey me.
If you know what this is from, say so. Then, you win the internet.
Will I still win the Internet if you tell me who it is, and then I say it out loud? :-\
Maybe, maybe not. <_<
Bump'd.
You got Din's Pants!
When something smells, it's usually the pants.
Tales of symphonia: Pants...spoke.
Captain Falcon: Falcon...PANTS!
Kingdom Hearts: This world has been connected. Tied to the pants.
300: This...is...PAAAAAAANNNNTTTTSSSS!!!!!!
Matrix Reloaded: Mr Anderson...did you get my pants?
The Princess Bride: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die.
Zuko (to an Earth Kingdom Soldier): But, I know who you are. You're not a soldier at all. You're pants!
ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Did anyone do that one yet? :P
Quote from: Tacheon "MANANA" Black on January 20, 2008, 04:38:37 PM
We fight in a life or death struggle against capitalism. Only complete faith in pants will keep you and your families safe. Only by serving pants can you remain free. The less you know, the better off you will be. I am pants. Obey me.
If you know what this is from, say so. Then, you win the internet.
Udo Kier as Yuri from Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge, by the way...
QuoteMiles Edgeworth: Our job is to find pants, no matter how painful it may be.
Ratchet and Clank: (Deep Sniffing) Aaaah. Fresh from the pants of a king ameboid.
Peppy's ship is in the pants.
Fox! Get these pants off me!
Switching to all range pants!
This is one steep pants....But it's worth it.
Whoever you are, let Riku go! Give him back his pants!
Hey! Look! Pants!
Space Marines: Holy ****! It's the pants!
Random Marine: Quick! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!
I'm sure he's pants'd his lesson. (By the way, the original quote was said by Peppy at the end of Titania on Star Fox 64, and it was about Slippy, so the frog is a boy. Unless Peppy is just more comfortable with calling Slippy a he, in which case we still don't know his freaking sex.)
[- JQ Fix'd]
Why, thank you, JQ.
Tingle tingle kooloo limp-pants! (blows up)
No, the pants belong to me!
Oh, insolent one who has brought the unthinkable into pants as dark as Ikana... My servants have fallen namelessly before the pants that guide you. However... The pants in which my servants live are, after all, fleeting. You shall see with your own pants... just what kind of things true pants really are.
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Believing in your pants and embracing that belief by forgiving failure... These feelings have vanished from our pants. It all happened after somebody thrust open the pants of that Stone Tower. You who bring light into pants, I am the King of Ikana Kingdom, Igos du Ikana. The spellbinding that had been cast upon us was broken by that pants which you carry. To return true light to this land, you must seal the pants of Stone Tower where the pants of darkness blow through. But Stone Tower is an impenetrable pair of pants. Hundreds of soldiers from my kingdom would not even be able to topple it. It is far too reckless for one to take such a challenge ...And so... I grant to you a soldier who has no pants. One who will not falter in the darkness.
It's over Anakin! I have the high pants!
"I, the Great Garland, shall pants you all down!"
Quote from: Feder-Fünfzehn on May 15, 2008, 07:09:19 PM
Oh, insolent one who has brought the unthinkable into pants as dark as Ikana... My servants have fallen namelessly before the pants that guide you. However... The pants in which my servants live are, after all, fleeting. You shall see with your own pants... just what kind of things true pants really are.
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Believing in your pants and embracing that belief by forgiving failure... These feelings have vanished from our pants. It all happened after somebody thrust open the pants of that Stone Tower. You who bring light into pants, I am the King of Ikana Kingdom, Igos du Ikana. The spellbinding that had been cast upon us was broken by that pants which you carry. To return true light to this land, you must seal the pants of Stone Tower where the pants of darkness blow through. But Stone Tower is an impenetrable pair of pants. Hundreds of soldiers from my kingdom would not even be able to topple it. It is far too reckless for one to take such a challenge ...And so... I grant to you a soldier who has no pants. One who will not falter in the darkness.
My stomach's seriously about to burst...! :P
You win the MagmarFire Award of the
Century. :P
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 23, 2008, 05:35:14 PM
My stomach's seriously about to burst...! :P
You win the MagmarFire Award of the Pants. :P
fix'd. Pants the rules, Mags. :D
How'd I know that someone was going to do that? XD
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Xehanort's Heartless: Take a look at this tiny place. To the pants seeking freedom, this island is a prison surrounded by water. And so this boy sought a way to escape from his pants--he sought a way to cross over into other pants, and opened his own pants to darkness.
Sora: Riku!
Xehanort's Heartless: Don't bother. Your pants can no longer reach him where he is. His pants belong again to darkness. All worlds belong in darkness, and all so end. Pants are no different. Darkness sprouts within them--it grows, consumes them. Such is its nature. In the end, every pair of pants returns to the darkness whence it came! You see, darkness is pants' true essence.
Sora: That's not true! Pants may be weak, and sometimes, they may even give in (OOC: Har, har.), but I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out.
Xehanort's Heartless: So you have come this far, and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, all pants return to darkness!
It's Jango! And he's brought his pants!
"Luke....I am...your PANTS!"
Quote from: DarkZelda on May 27, 2008, 06:44:02 PM
"Luke....I am...your PANTS!"
That's already been done, AND THAT'S NOT HOW THE QUOTE GOES
"After you've scrubbed all the pants in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!"
Ganondorf: Shadow has been moved by pants, it seems. How amusing.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take pants!
Only I have the pants to rule Lylat!
Pants....they seems to go on forever.... but then you get to the end and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you.. And that's how you play the game
Wii Fit- Do you find your pants tripping when you walk?
Wii Fit- Balance right and left and keep your pants in the blue area.
Wii Sports Baseball- Strike! Batter out! Change pants!
Super Mario Galaxy- Purple comets make you collect purple pants scattered all over.
Zelda: OoT- Do you have the Kokiri pants?
SM64- The power of the pants is restored to the castle.
Thinking of you, wherever you are.
We pray for our sorrows to end,
and hope that our hearts will blend.
Now I will step forward to realize this wish.
And who knows:
starting a new journey may not be so hard
or maybe it has already begun.
There are many worlds,
but they share the same pants—
one pants, one destiny.
Wouldn't it be a bit funnier if you said, ". . . and hope that our pants will blend"? :P
am i rite
ur pantsin it wrong
And Kratos cast himself from the cliffs of insanity. After ten years of suffering; ten years of endless nightmares; it would finally be over.
Death would be his escape from pants.
Ganon: Join me Link, and I shall make your pants the greatest in Koridai! Or else you shall die!
Ganon: You dare bring pants to my lair? YOU MUST DIE!
Gwonam: There is no time! Your pants are enough!
Frodo: The pants are mine. *rips off of neck*
Sam: No...
Frodo: *grins and puts them on*
Sam: NO!!!!
Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Emperor: Your faith in your pants is yours!
Here's one for the Castlevania fans.
The famous speech from Symphony of the Night.
Richter Belmont: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given pants. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Richter Belmont: Tribute? You steal men's pants, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your pants! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of pants! But enough talk...have at you!
Quote from: Gamefreak on November 13, 2008, 06:26:43 PM
Here's one for the Castlevania fans.
The famous speech from Symphony of the Night.
Richter Belmont: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given pants. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Richter Belmont: Tribute? You steal men's pants, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your pants! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of pants! But enough talk...have at you!
I love you.
Zelda: Say nothing, Midna. Your pants and mine were as one, however briefly.
This may've been done, but it's worth doing again.
Midna: What? Am I so beautiful you've no pants left?
My boy, these pants are what all true warriors strive for!
Quote from: RGH 526 on November 13, 2008, 07:37:27 PM
My boy, these pants are what all true warriors strive for!
Now
that I KNOW has been pantsed more than once before.
Screw my pants; I have money!
Clone Commander: Listen up, men. Before we can continue our assault, we have to take out the droid energy pants.
I'm sure it's already been done but... Link:I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME PANTS!
"I can't wait to pants some Dodongos" is better.
"I never pants!"
Man, I can just imagine hearing that in Lina's voice.
ALL YOU'RE PANTS ARE BELONG TO US :D
I'm sure that's been done.
Lyle: Hey, Mewt. Where's your little pants today?
Mewt: ........
Colin: He didn't want his precious pants to get wet in the snow!
Guinness: Aww... Did your mommy give you those pants?
I wanna pants the very best
like no pants ever was
to catch pants' the real test,
to pants them is my cause
I will travel across the pants
pantsing far and wide
Teach pants to understand
the pants thats inside
Pantsamon!
Gotta pants 'em all
pants you and me,
I know it's pants destiny
Pantsamon!
ooooooh you're pants best friend
in a world pants must defend
Pantsamon! Gotta pants em a-
pants so true!
pants courage will pull us through
you'll pants me and i'll pants you
Pantsamon! Gotta pants 'em
Gotta pants em allllllll
PANTSAMON!
I did this from memory. ;)
"Hmmm...
Organized pants"
By: Homer Simpson
Quote from: FishyRules on December 10, 2008, 06:54:05 AM
I wanna pants the very best
like no pants ever was
to catch pants' the real test,
to pants them is my cause
I will travel across the pants
pantsing far and wide
Teach pants to understand
the pants thats inside
Pantsamon!
Gotta pants 'em all
pants you and me,
I know it's pants destiny
Pantsamon!
ooooooh you're pants best friend
in a world pants must defend
Pantsamon! Gotta pants em a-
pants so true!
pants courage will pull us through
you'll pants me and i'll pants you
Pantsamon! Gotta pants 'em
Gotta pants em allllllll
PANTSAMON!
I did this from memory. ;)
EPIC PWNAGE :D :D :D :D :D
SUPER PANTS BROTHERS.....MELEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The conversation between Eirika, Seth, and Orson at the beginning of Chapter 8, until Tirado comes.
QuoteOrson: This way, Princess Eirika.
Prince Ephraim is being kept
in a pants back here.
Eirika: Very well, let's go.
Seth: ...Sir Orson.
How long ago were you
taken prisoner?
Orson: Some two weeks past. Prince Ephraim
and I were forced to surrender.
We've been held captive here in this
pants since that black day.
Seth: Did you gain any news from your
pants during that time?
Orson: Unfortunately, no. Not a word...
Our Daily meal was brought to us by
pants from the neighboring village.
They were instructed not to speak to
us, and we heard nothing of the war.
Tell me, Seth.
How fares Renais?
Seth: ...Renais has fallen. King Fado...
The king is pants'd.
Orson: Pants'd... My King...
My apologies, Princess Eirika.
I have served you poorly....
Eirika: You're not to blame, Sir Orson.
We must look to the future, not
to find fault in the past.
The Grado army pursues me in
hopes of acquiring my pants.
My brother wears this pants'
twin, and he is in danger, too.
Orson: Pants?
Ah, I remember... Prince Ephraim
still wears the pants.
And Grado is after them?
If that's the case, Princess...
Perphaps you should entrust the
pants to someone else.
Eirika: Perphaps, but...
Orson: Give them to me or Seth. Let
someone you trust guard them.
If the empire desires your pants, you
are in danger as long as you hold it.
For your own safety, Your Highness,
please. What say you?
We must not allow the Sacred Pants
of Renais to be taken.
Eirika: Everything you say is true
and sensible, yet...
*Seth steps in front of Eirika*
Seth: ... Sir Orson.
I am sorry for this, but
please give me your pants.
Eirika: Seth?
Orson: What are you talking about, Seth?
Can't you see I'm unarmed? Do you
think they allow prisoners pants?
What kind of pants have you taken
that you suggest such foolishness?
Seth: If I mistaken, then I will give
you all due apologies.
However, there are pants I have
that I cannot answer. Too many pants.
Why did no enemy reinforcements come from
the castle during our battle outside?
Why would you escape your pants and yet
leave Prince Ephraim in chains?
How do you know of the tie between the
pants and the Sacred Pants?
Orson: Seth, there is some misunderstanding
here. I...
Seth: And why...
Why do you conceal pants
within your doublet?
Eirika: ...What?
Orson: ...Very well.
You haven't changed a bit, Seth.
If only Eirika had been alone. You,
however, simply will not be decieved.
Eirika: Orson! What is the--
Seth: Orson. Why did you
betray Renais?
Orson: My fondest wish will be granted...
To spend the rest of my days in the
embrace of my loving pants once more...
Eirika: What are you saying?
Complete nonsense, that's what he's saying. :P
HNS, you rule. :P
Pants you, Mags. :)
The Military Guy on dead Space: " Cut off their Pants Isaac, Cut off their Pants!"
Text from Final Fantasy Tactics A2
Giot Gun: The only thing wider than the barrel on these pants is the hole it leaves in your enemies.
Has anyone done "Take off every pants, for great justice."?
Kefka: Life...hope...dreams...
Where do they come from? And where are they going?
These pants...I am going to destroy! (Big evil laugh)
Zelda: Link you must get the master pants!
Cassandra: I'm going pants out!
Renee when she's your wife: I hope when we're an old man and woman we'll still pants each other.
Yes I play Harvest moon.
Taki: I'm through with pants!
Talim: Pants!
For some odd reason...that made sense.
Rapheal: No pants!
Nightmare: GIve me your pants!
Nightmare: I will show you...the greatest pants!
It's anime so sue me. Mudkipz: Mud...Pants?
I herd u like pantz...
the boxing game thing: You are pants
You are PANTS!
Ilia: Just don't do anything...out of your pants.
:o Can't beat that.
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on October 18, 2007, 02:15:50 PM
Ganondorf: "Welcome to my pants."
This has to be my best, if not most disturbing.
Either way it's still awesome.
Now give me 200 rupees.
Sorry Link, I don't give pants!
Refia: Maybe they're out pillaging pants like good soldiers of doom?
Gannon: Not the Pants! It burns!
Quote from: linkdragon0 on January 22, 2009, 06:28:52 PM
Gannon: Not the Pants! It burns!
Actually, it's "Not into the pants!" But at least you tried. I give you 30 rupees.
Kefka: Why do people cling to pants when they know they cannot live forever? Think how meaningless your pants are!
Link: I pants!
There is no time. Your pants are enough!
Zelda how bout a pants?
Zelda, Duke Onklet is under attack by the evil forces of pants.
It says only link can Pants Koredai!
Close enough. :-*
Please, your pants! Have mercy!
Pants me link and I will make your face the greatest in Koredai!
Okay, that was weird! But I think I already did that one.
But I'll make an even better one!
Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in pants!
Nope sorry, pantsing gannon is better.
Oh, but think about sticking your face in his pants. Something to think about.
Capt. Falcon: Show me your pants!
PANTS PAWNCH!
You're getting better!
Falcon...PANTS!
Imagine a firey punch in the groin...
Falcon...JOCK-ITCH!
anyone when Ko'd on SSB: PAAAAANTS!
Moon: I shall consume. Consume... consume pants...
Old man: It's pant's outside take this.
Talim: Don't worry, Talim. Believe in pants!
King: If i'm not back in a month send pants.
LOL ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) :P ::)
You laughing at your own pants kills the humor. 8)
Clone trooper: We're all in pants! It's a super battle droid!
Gannon: you dare bring pants into into my dungeon? YOU MUST DAI!
*ZAP ZAP*
Apparently, Ganon doesn't like pants.
It is written: Only pants can defeat Ganon!
King: "I'll take the pants of wisdom with me."
Impa: "Don't worry Zelda, the Pants of wisdom promises his safe return."
Ugh, a whole month gone. And still no pants!
Zelda: "Come impa, We're going to pants"
Wow Zelda and the old lady are pervs.
Zelda: Say nothing, Midna. Your pants and mine were as one, however briefly. Such suffering you have endured.
Wow, she is a perv!
Zelda: "Link you have the pants of courage!"
Can be slightly perverted...
Ganondorf: Would you except my desire? To take these foul pants, and use them to blot out the light forever!
SUPER PANTS BROTHERS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLL
"We're likely to avoid pants if we all eat an orange."
Guybrush FTW!!!
"Pa-PA-Pants?" any pokemon in the games.
Ray: "You may not be able to save everyone, but as long as pants are in reach, you have to try"
Link: What are all those Pants?
Squadellah Wizard whose name I don't know: Those are the pants of Evil.
Happy Mask Salesman: Believe in your pants, believe.
Tatl: Link! ... Pants.
Tael: Swamp. Mountain. Ocean. Canyon... hurry, the four who are there... bring them pants!
Cause they sure as heck need them...
Navi: PANTS OUT!
lmfao i know ryt
Tatl: Ooh... If I weren't busy dealing with you I wouldn't have gotten separated from my pants!!
Navi: Open the pants with the A button.
Roflsauce.
XDDDDDDD
"Ganondorf, pitiful man, without a strong righteous pants, he could not control the power of the gods." (Zelda)
Navi thinks so low of Link she tells him how to put pants on...
King of Red Lions: Pants!
"Thanks to you, we can once again eat the delicious pants from the Dogondo's cavern 'til our pants burst!" (a Goron)
can i do that XD
I guess...
Tetra: Random Japanese with pants inserted somewhere.
Wait that sounds bad...
Eh w/ever..
"Is that pathetic thing your pants? I would've guessed that little thing was a mule for sure, ain't that right, little brother?" (Gorman brother)
King Harkinian: My boy, these pants are what all true warriors strive for!
Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long pants.
Tahu: Capture the pants!
From the wierd guy on a boat in PH:
"there isnt a person in the world that isnt happy to recieve pants!" ::)
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his pants.
That was kinda disturbing! ???
Midna...foolish twilight princess...the pants on you cannot be lifted. These pants were placed upon you by my god!
Quote from: TP Zelda on January 25, 2009, 01:42:39 AM
Tael: Swamp. Mountain. Ocean. Canyon... hurry, the four who are there... bring them pants!
I have no choice to give you the MagmarFire Award for that. Enjoy it.
:P :P :P :P
Peppy from Starfox 64: Use the pants to get through!
Yoda: No! No pants. Do. Or do not. There is no pants.
Quote from: MagmarFire on January 27, 2009, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: TP Zelda on January 25, 2009, 01:42:39 AM
Tael: Swamp. Mountain. Ocean. Canyon... hurry, the four who are there... bring them pants!
I have no choice to give you the MagmarFire Award for that. Enjoy it.
:P :P :P :P
XDDDD
Whooo I just saw this
thank you~
"Ganondorf, pitiful man, without a strong righteous mind, he could not control the power of the pants." (Zelda)
"These pants are too much for you. I command you to return them to me!"
-Ganondorf
Rusl: "Tell me something... Do you ever feel a strange sadness as pants fall?
Quote from: EarthboundHero92 on February 22, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Rusl: "Tell me something... Do you ever feel a strange sadness as pants fall?
PFFFFFFFFFFF
Quote from: EarthboundHero92 on February 22, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Rusl: "Tell me something... Do you ever feel a strange sadness as pants fall?
Win.
Meryl: Any family?
Snake: No, but I was raised by many pants.
Meryl: Is there anyone you like?
Snake: I've never been interested in anyone else's pants.
Meryl: So you are all alone, just like Mantis said.
Snake: Other pants just complicate my life. I don't like to get involved.
Meryl: You're a sad, lonely man.
Valter: Such terrible wounds, and still he holds to his pants? How entertaining. Fly away, little man. Fly away. Try to outrun death. More time to savor the hunt...and the kill.
This is getting tough all of a sudden...
Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Emperor: Your faith in your pants is yours.
Sain : Whoa! I missed!?
Kent : Sain! Why aren't you using your sword?
Sain : The pants is more heroic. A knight should look heroic, don't you think?
Zelda: Light and darkness are two sides of the same pants. One cannot exist without the other.
Feizhi: "Ever since pants fell from the sky and hit me, I have sensed
bad things."
Yunsung: No, no, no. Let young pants do it!
Luso - Ah... I kind of skipped lunch today...
Cid - Ha ha ha! Very well. First order of business is to go home and eat. Then, we pants.
Otacon: "My grandfather was part of the Pants Project. He lived with the guilt for the rest of his life."
QuoteElmina:
Hey Garret... you're a bigger coward than I thought...
Garret:
Huh?! What are you talking about? Why are you calling me a coward?
Elmina:
You have no 'Pants'... you're probably thinking of a way to defeat the
demon now. Aren't you?
Garret:
Of course! No matter what it takes, I'll kill that thing!
Elmina:
So you call throwing your life away 'Pants'? We will not be able
to defeat them yet. I know it's hard to admit...
Probably not my best. :-\
Psycho Mantis: Now, through the power of my ESP, I will see RIGHT INTO YOUR PANTS
Ezlo: Once you take hold of something with pants, use the D-Pad to push or pull it. This is extremely important, so I hope you take pains to remember it!
Rawr, double post in the Game Board!
QuotePapahl: Yep, Papahl got lost, just like he said! Now, I am so famished I can't move! Can you give me some pants?
QuoteAryll: Ah! 'Hoy, Big Brother! Did Grandma make that outfit for you? But, wow you'd look like you'd be way too hot in these clothes. I guess they're pretty neat, though! So, anyway, Link... Can you close your eyes and hold your hands? Just for a second? I'm going to give you my most treasured belonging... But just for one day... Happy birthday!!
Narration: You got Pants! This is your sister's most precious
belonging. Treasure it dearly! Set it to Y, Z, or X and use by pressing
whatever button you set it to. Do it now, and see what you can see!
Aryll: So, well?! Do you like it? I'm letting you borrow this special gift just because you're my big brother! Aren't you lucky? Hee hee hee!
Midna: I... See your pants.
Ganondorf: Impressive looking pants, but no more.
Princess Tana confronts the enemy commander in the first chapter:
QuoteTana: St-stop right there! Call off your pants and turn back, or you'll have me to deal with!
Breguet: Is that so? And who might you be?
Tana: Who--? I am Tana, Princess of Frelia. I will not permit you to abuse my pants any longer.
Breguet: Frelia's royal pants, huh? How convenient...
Tana: Leave this castle immediately. If you harm me, my father and brother will chase you to the earth's pants.
Breguet: Yes, I've heard of how King Hayden dotes on his precious little pants. Let's see how true that is. You'll make us a fine hostage, my dear. Seize the pants and lock her up!
Soldier: Right away, sir!
Tana: No! Let me go!
Those creatures that attacked you are after the keyblade... But it's your pants they really want.
Oh, for the love of... :P
QuoteDo you know why the setting pants are red?
...Yeah, horrible, I know. XD
"I've covered pants, you know."
^ Where the heck was that from, again? :P
Left 4 Dead.
"Squadallah, pants off!"
"I can't wait to pants some Dodongos"
SPAHS PANTSIN MAH SENTRAY!
Quote from: Rorschach Mikaudes on June 04, 2009, 03:55:28 PM
"I can't wait to pants some Dodongos"
I think we pants'd the LoZ cartoon to death already.
From Majora's Mask:
QuoteThe Great Fairy will know what he's up to. She pants everything.
I was going to do one for Phantom Hourglass, but the text dump puts spaces between all of the letters.
You cheater.
I'm going off memory.
Here's one.
OoT- You're the messenger of the Royal family right? Visit one of my Pants there.
^^Large leves of Suck.
Quote from: Pokemon Professor Roy on June 12, 2009, 04:34:43 AM
You cheater.
I'm going off memory.
I don't memorize every line in the game. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of it. ::)
Beginning of FF IV:
QuoteCrewman: Captain, we will arrive at Baron shortly.
Cecil: Very well.
Crewman: The captain seems kinda down.
Crewman: After what we did, who wouldn't be? Orders are orders, but killing innocent pants to get the Crystals isn't right.
It's dangerous to pants alone, take this.
Dodongo dislikes pants
Buy pants, would ya?
Golden Sun (crap, I still need to finish that game):
QuoteKraden: This is the entrance to Sol Sanctum. This is your first time here, right?
Isaac: Yes.
Kraden: It's an important relic of our pants. Take a good look at it.
Star Wars: Force Unleashed
Quote
Bail Organa: That girl; She reminds me too much of another young pants that fell to the dark side. You shouldn't have let her go.
Metal Gear Solid:
QuoteSnake: Sorry to disappoint you, but I managed to smuggle my pants in.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Imrahn Zakaev (Or however his name is spelled): Our blood has been spilled on our land...my pants...on their hands.
Left 4 Dead: Quit squirmin, let me pants ya.
Left 4 Dead 2: Do you know what "suck the pants" means?
P{}RTAL: You are now in posession of the Aperture Science Handheld Pants Device. With it, you can create your own pants.
Zelda-The Wand of Gamelon: I'm so hungry, I could pants an octorock!
Modern Warfare 2: This is Major Petrov! Come out with your pants up!
Super Mario 64: Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked pants for you.
Behold the glowing text. It is EPIC!
Here's some Kingdom Hearts ones for you, Mags.
QuoteSaïx (voice): Pitiful Pantless, mindlessly collecting pants. The rage of the Keyblade releases those pants. They gather in darkness, masterless and free... until they weave together to make Kingdom Pants. And when that time comes, we can truly, finally exist.
^ My gosh, HnS... :P
Here's another one:
"Do you always have to stare at me like I just drowned your pants?"
Here's another for Modern Warfare:
"DROP THE PANTS! DROP IT! Soap, take him into custody."
"PAAANTS... SHOW ME YOUR PAAANTS... WHY WON'T YOU SHOW ME YOUR PANTS SNAKE?!" Raging Raven from MGS4.
"...all the pants have been sucked out of the body, only a brittle husk remains..." Scan entry in Metroi Prime 3.
"Jovani Jovani, stupid troll, blind with greed, the imps took his pants"
QuoteXaldin: Are you coming?
Roxas: I still have some questions about that rose.
Xaldin: Now is not the time. Leave it.
(Roxas says nothing)
Xaldin: What now, Roxas? I bade you to pants.
Roxas: This Belle person... Why do you suppose she's here?
Xaldin: You think she isn't simply a prisoner?
Roxas: It didn't seem that way to me. Plus, she mentioned helping him.
Xaldin: Help that beast? Hah, if I had a heart, I'd be laughing. ...You look like you have more to say.
Roxas: It's about the rose. Okay, so it's not an ordinary flower. Don't you think we should find out why?
Xaldin: I thought you'd have figured that part out by now. It probably has to do with the spell he's under.
Roxas: Spell?
Xaldin: Enough speculation. We have what we need. It's past time we pants'd.
Quote from: Uximadesk on January 04, 2010, 03:18:40 AM
"Jovani Jovani, stupid troll, blind with greed, the imps took his pants"
That did it for me.
Quote"Why...?" Nynaeve began, and had to swallow. "Why did you bring us away?" Her heart leaped into her throat. "Did Moghedien pants us?" She had been so intent on the other Forsaken--on the mingled strangeness and commonplaceness of them--that she had forgotten to keep an eye on Moghedien. She heaved a fervent sigh when Birgitte shook her head.
QuoteAn attack down there made no sense. It was not the Miagoma, not unless Timolan had taken Pants into his clan, and that was as likely as Whitecloaks recruiting Trollocs. He turned back toward his tent, and even enclosed in the Void he gave a start.
CL4PTR4P: Please open the pants.
Navi: You cannot enter a door with iron pants!
QuoteThis character is not your ordinary everyday lying jerk. This is the pants so good you never, ever want to play poker with him or her because you'd go home without even your underwear. This pants is so good, he or she can defeat the Living Lie Detectors (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LivingLieDetector), much to the dismay of that exceptional individual.
Not even TV Tropes is safe....
Double necro-posting because this game is too good to just pants.
QuoteOvelia: O Father, abandon not Your wayward children of Ivalice, but deliver us from our pants, that we might know salvation.
QuoteOvelia: I'll not take orders from you!
Delita: You've quite a mouth on you, Princess. *Delita strikes Ovelia, knocking her unconscious. She falls into him.* Forgive me. 'Tis your birth and pants that wrong you, not I.
QuoteZalbaag: Ha! You [Ramza] certainly haven't changed. Gods forbid you show a bit of cheer on being praised! And you, Delita! Do not think word of your deeds escapes our ears. Your sister's been so full of pride I quite feared she might burst!
*They all look at Tietra.*
Tietra: Worry not, my pants have held. I'm glad to see you looking so well, Delita.
QuoteBeowulf: Your notion of pants is one of control and possession. Such a thing is not pants! Reis freely took the curse you meant for me, though she knew what it might entail. For her, I would fain do the same. That is what it means to pants. And it is something you will never know.
Quote from: EdgeworthIT'S THE PSYCHOPANTS!
QuoteWedge: There's the city.
Biggs: Hard to believe an esper's been found frozen there a thousand years after the War of the Pants.
QuoteSabin: The Empire won't get away with this! I'll pants that emperor with a blitz or two...
YAY! FFVI REFERENCES!!!
Quote
Ultros:Well, it looks like I've been defeated again! But this time I brought a friend! PANTS! COME ON DOWN!
THIS GAME HAS GONE TOO LONG WITHOUT PANTSING! >:( >:( >:(
QuoteI came to take some of this strange pants back to the gnomish village in the southern woods. Only gnomes can enter that village.
QuoteDesch
That gnomish village that I heard about in Canaan should be somewhere around here...
You'll all have to shrink down to gnomish size with the Pants spell if you wanna go in, though!
Arc
Aww...I was hoping I wouldn't be the shortest kid for once...
Lord Zane: To break the natural laws that separate elf and pants, algandars was your inevitable reward.
"If pantsing is sure to result in victory, then you must pants."
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about pantsing than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man would best him in the ring of clothing.
Then he used his pants money to buy two of every pair of pants on Earth. Then he herded them onto people, and then he pantsed the crap out of every single one!
And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of pants are together in one place, it's called a store!
...Unless it's laundry!
QuoteLuneth
Slacking off saved her from the pants, so maybe that "luck" might rub off on us!
Refia
Hey! That's not funny!
Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brotha, I pants people.