I have here, a very, very holy relic that those of you who hated the CD-i games of Zelda the most will enjoy the most.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLNPc4BjJCM
Yeah, I see those kinds of videos all over Youtube.
Anyone who hasn't encountered YouTube Poop hasn't truly lived.
...Or is it the bagel?
Join me Link, and I will make your dinner the greatest in Korodia! Or you will eat your sword!
Next thing you know, Link is eating his sword.