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Title: I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 24, 2007, 04:52:27 PM
Ask me something, worms!

Can you edit posts?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 24, 2007, 04:55:13 PM
Two questions.

One, I'm a worm?! D:

Two, did you take control of Gamefreak's brain yet?

Make that three questions.

You're a senior in high school, right?  Or am I thinking of someone else?

Does that count as one question, or two?

And why didn't I just say I had four (or five) questions to begin with?

Make that five (or six). >>
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Rev Rabies on November 24, 2007, 04:55:34 PM
Haha! try finding my question! I DARE YOU, it's so clverly hidden it'll take you weeks to find it!

YES I CAN!
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 24, 2007, 10:49:30 PM
1. Yes. Yes you are. Unless you would prefer to be a dung beetle? I think the answer to that question would be a resounding 'Yes!' So a dung beetle you are. So, on to your next manure-dripping question, you disgusting little poo hoarder.

2. Yes, I...I mean, no I have not. *Jedi hand wave*

3. No, I'm not a senior.

4. Yes, you are thinking of someone else.

5. Two, apparently.

6.Because your beetley little mind lacks the capacity to plot any future actions other than 'Roll the fecal matter'
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 08:05:35 AM
Can you two give back my guts now? :P
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 10:55:56 AM
Oh...those weren't edible, were they?

Wait, stop, I don't ask the questions here, you do!
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Fishalicious on November 25, 2007, 10:58:53 AM
Have you seen my glasses? I can't seem to find them...
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 11:00:17 AM
I think your avatar is wearing them...
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 11:01:05 AM
May I show you a mind blowing picture and ask you a question based on that?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Fishalicious on November 25, 2007, 11:01:47 AM
Oh, thanks. ^^ I was looking everywhere for them.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 11:05:06 AM
Go ahead. Pic away.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 11:11:36 AM
You asked for it.

Of course, I know I showed this pic at least twice, but I can't remember if you were one of the people I showed it to.

...

No, I only showed it to Blank and Tayro so far.  Pic away!

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/Hi-n0_Selj1n/LinkxSheik_by_talyafera.jpg)

So by now, we all know that Zelda is really Sheik, which brings about the question if this is a picture depicting homosexuality or foreplay.  What do you think?

Also, does Sabertache have a theme song?  Tayro and I have been somewhat busy these last few days (or last couple of weeks) seeking out theme songs for our characters.  We (as in I) want you to join the bandwagon.  Because joining bandwagons is fun! =D
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 11:27:32 AM
I think this takes place in the adult timeline after OOT, when Zelda and Link get married. Zelda discovered she found Link sexiest in a skirt, which was good, since that was what he liked to wear himself. In return, Link discovered he preferred Zelda in skintight clothing. Things got nasty.

Saber does not have an official theme song as of yet. I have some ideas, and they will be revealed gradually throughout JaR, but if you have any ideas, please send them my way and I'll see.

And what makes you think I like bandwagons? Really! If you're going to accuse me of this 'bandwagoneering', then get out of my original thread!
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Fishalicious on November 25, 2007, 11:29:30 AM
Hey, I know that! It's Talyafera's work... It's actually pretty old art, too. From 2006, I think...
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 11:36:02 AM
Sometimes, when I'm bored, I browse deviantART, which is most likely where I found it.

Now, then, another question for Shika I have.

Have you ever had an oak fall on your car but your insurance company wouldn't file a claim since the tree wasn't a ficus?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 11:40:35 AM
No, I haven't had that happen.

Any remotely serious questions, I wonder? I'll answer the funny ones, I just don't want people to think the questions HAVE to be funny.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 11:47:20 AM
So did you plan on having a career in acting, or is Drama more like a hobby?  We probably already talked about this, but I can't remember.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
I might have a career. I'm not sure yet though. I idolize Jim Carrey though. Watched the Mask yesterday.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Fishalicious on November 25, 2007, 12:45:02 PM
Do you prefer creepy horror movies, or gory suspense movies?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 12:46:07 PM
Not really either. Most of them have the same ridiculous plot or almost no plot at all, and I don't enjoy getting scared all that much. It's not worth it.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on November 25, 2007, 02:13:06 PMAs long as you don't bring a necklace, that's fine.
So you're saying I could get onto a plane with an axe?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 02:18:02 PM
I don't see the harm in that. Firewood is useful, we're running low to keep our fireplace going.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: JDog on November 25, 2007, 02:35:17 PM
Aren't Monkey's cool? :D
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 02:52:54 PM
Yes. And they make good kindling for the fire.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 25, 2007, 04:44:11 PM
Did Grandma really get run over by a reindeer?  Or was it really the New Jersey Devil?  My theory is that the Mythbusters blew her up.  Do you agree?  Or do you have a rule where you always disagree with dung beetles?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Fishalicious on November 25, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
What are some other game series you enjoy playing?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: darkphantomime on November 25, 2007, 05:23:06 PM
Why am I the only one who hasn't copied everyone else yet?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on November 25, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
Why are all these "Ask (member's name here) topics popping up, and are they answering more than Ezlo? :P
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 25, 2007, 06:14:30 PM
No she didn't.

No, it was the Georgia Devil.

No, it wasn't the Mythbusters.

No, I don't always disagree with dung beetles. >:(

Fisk, I am a Fire Emblem fan, and I like Ratchet and Clank even though I've only played the first. Guitar Hero is fun, and I like the Pokemon Games (except the last one for the Wii, ugh, it was so...they put no effort into it it seems, you couldn't do ANYTHING), and...I don't get to play many games, so yeah. Metroid is also good, and Megaman.

JQ, you're too antisocial to let people badger you with questions probably.

ZV, it was an idea started by HNS, and it spread faster than American Naruto fanboyism. And the person who does Ezlo is too lazy and should be fired and replaced. It doesn't matter if he's the funniest if he never posts.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Mr. bubbles on November 27, 2007, 05:51:12 PM
What would you for a klondike bar?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 27, 2007, 05:53:48 PM
To be fair, the first Q&A topic was started by Fisk, and then KP started one, and then it was Gamefreak.  Why aren't you giving them a small part of my credit?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 27, 2007, 06:02:05 PM
Weetle: I would slap you until you stopped repeating stupid slogans in every one of your posts.

HNS: Because it was still originally your idea, but sure, they can get some credit.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 27, 2007, 06:10:00 PM
Well, Fisk and Gamefreak can have some credit.  But not KP; he called Rose and me fat.  He doesn't deserve credit.  Not like he could get some anyway; Rose did chop off his legs, and everyone knows you need legs to receive credit.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 27, 2007, 06:18:28 PM
Wow, I should have been at that topic. I dunno, Rose is going to need to keep close track of her legs in order to keep them with what's happening next in JaR...muahaha...
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 27, 2007, 06:21:42 PM
You're probably not going to answer, but what exactly do you plan on doing to me in JaR?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: JDog on November 27, 2007, 06:45:31 PM
you guys are weird... haha, but in a good way... :D
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 27, 2007, 06:53:10 PM
It's not so much that we're weird, it's that you're different than us.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Gamefreak on November 27, 2007, 06:58:36 PM
Maybe they're the only ones who aren't weird?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 27, 2007, 08:22:03 PM
HNS: Oh, nothing you won't survive, but you won't escape easily. It's too fun to resist now that I'm finally GMing something ;D

Gamefreak: Actually, it's because we're the only 1337 HA2ers in this thread. ZV hasn't started coming to this one yet (Though I'll make him) and nobody else will join HA2, soooo...
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: alical on November 28, 2007, 12:11:58 PM
Why on Earth did I decide to take ICT for my GCSEs ><
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on November 28, 2007, 03:25:44 PM
Care to explain? That made no sense to me...wait, this thread just got turned around...It's ask TZ time!

Seriously, what does that mean?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Rev Rabies on November 28, 2007, 06:07:12 PM
TZ? YOU WANT THIS DOG?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 06, 2007, 06:06:16 PM
Where are you hiding Alpha?!  I need to speak to him! D:
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on December 06, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
Alpha is locked up in my bathroom, unconcious in the tub and shackled. Why? :-\

If you want to talk to him, I'm afraid you'll have to make him apologize for beating me so badly in the Grand Tournament.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 06, 2007, 06:24:36 PM
What?  Didn't the Rose-Alpha fight start?  Or did RG just decide not to bother, never mind that I would have came back to beat Alpha to a pulp?

Never mind.  I forgot the it was you against Alpha in the first round of fighting. ;)
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on December 06, 2007, 06:47:52 PM
Yeah. What a way to open it up. First match of the tourney, an all powerful mage blasting apart the stadium while a mercenary runs around crying.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 06, 2007, 06:52:26 PM
Be lucky it wasn't against a Rose who was allowed to use her druid powers. :P

Anywho, I have writer's block for my game, my fanfics, and HA2.  I wish to decimate the horrid monster, and I want to try out new techniques for doing so.  How do you kill that wretched thing?

Please tell me it doesn't invovle locking up Alpha in a bathroom. ;)
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on December 06, 2007, 06:54:11 PM
Well, the thing I was going to have Saber try was taking out it's legs. It's incredibly agile, so losing it's speed would be helpful. So once we break off the armour by hitting that weak spot, let's try to cut up the legs and such.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 06, 2007, 06:57:49 PM
Um, I was talking about writer's block.  Or are you using Gohma as a representation of writer's block?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on December 06, 2007, 07:01:39 PM
Both. That's how you could attack Gohma, and you also need to cut out the legs from Writers Block. Yes. Definitely. To do that, you must...Pay me fifty bucks in cash.

Well, you can just go back to the roots, to the basics of every character and what they value. Then automatically thrust them into whatever situation and think about how they would react. Then you can usually link it back to where you are now and find a way to get them there.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: MagmarFire on December 06, 2007, 07:07:41 PM
QuoteBoth. That's how you could attack Gohma, and you also need to cut out the legs from Writers Block. Yes. Definitely. To do that, you must...Pay me fifty bucks in cash.

I know a better way: Find Writer's Sphere, Writer's Block's mortal enemy. :P
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 06, 2007, 07:09:52 PM
How about I give you fifty skunks instead?  They're more useful than deer.

Wait.  You said, "in cash."  Damn it!  Mah joke is ruined! D:

Anywho, thanks for the tip.  I'll give it a try along side my usual "acting out the scene" technique.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on December 06, 2007, 07:22:26 PM
Oh yeah, acting it out could help.

OH! What if me and my friends filmed a few HA2 scenes?
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: alical on December 08, 2007, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: SNH on November 28, 2007, 03:25:44 PM
Care to explain? That made no sense to me...wait, this thread just got turned around...It's ask TZ time!

Seriously, what does that mean?

Ah sorry about that I forgot you dont do GCSEs in America whoops.
GCSE stands for something like General Certificate of School (Standard?) Education. Basically it is the exam us Roast Beef (English people, the Austrians called us that on our ski trip><) take in Years 10 and 11. (ages 15-16)

Oh and ICT is Information Communication Technology. Basically Computers. IT'S SO BORING!!
We had to make posters for a fire sation and I wasn't allowed this picture on mine JUST because he didn't have a shirt on ;-;
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: darkphantomime on December 09, 2007, 05:52:54 PM
Wait, since when are computers and Fire Fighters interrelated?

.......

I meant BESIDES porn.
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: DW on December 10, 2007, 07:16:13 AM
Easy there, Tiger...I can show you a good example of firefighters and teh interwebz.

Here (http://cancerousaids.smackjeeves.com/comics/177718/11/)

and here (http://cancerousaids.smackjeeves.com/comics/206439/57/)
Title: Re:I'm so original it hurts!
Post by: alical on December 12, 2007, 11:22:45 AM
We have to do a bunch of stuff for a made up fire station. It's DULL -_-
We also have to dtabases and stuff, not just posters. But our teacher is fat which is cool because it means we get mints most weeks and our next lesson (last lesson before the Christmas Holidays) we get chocolate. But not chocolate cake because that gets in the keyboards.