The Desert Colossus

In the opinion of those visiting the site.  How is Ezlo doing?

Speak now or forever rest in peace.

I love the old guru to death, but honestly, I think his answers are starting to be monotonous.  I think the answers could, in my opinion, be a little better.

I mean, I'm not trying to be insulting or anything.  I just think it's time for some variety. :P

Well I like them, even if they are a bit... risque, sometimes.  ::)

Anyways, as long as this is here you guys might as well direct your attention to the main page, where I have announced the OFFICIAL RETURN OF EZLO! Yes, the Ask Ezlo page has been revamped for optimal Ask Ezlo-ing. Because I couldn't settle for the obvious verb.

Go question the guru!

KP, you returned!

And yes, Ezlo takes forever to respond, and constantly repeats himself...Although many are funny, he just lacks the particular wit and depth he had when Jack was in charge.

I think the repetition is intended, as... odd as that may seem? It's like when a stand-up comic refers to earlier jokes later in his routine. If it were up to me, this probably wouldn't happen; when I did Ulrira I tried to refrain from mentioning earlier answers or messages unless it was the same person asking the question.

Ezlo's different though. Can't deal with him, he's a hard-headed old man. Stubborn as the day is long, he is. Yep.... yep.

Oh, I wasn't talking about the one on the main site, was talking about the one in the forum..haven't looked at the new one yet..

New one hasn't been updated yet either, I'm talking about the forums one too.  :-[

Am I to understand that I'm two people, not one? :o



That third evil triplet must be after me again... HIDE ME!

:goes back to the minish pocket dimension of DOOM:

Quote from: Ask Ezlo on December 07, 2007, 10:11:30 PM:goes back to the minish pocket dimension of DOOM:

Case in point.  The OF DOOM thing was funny the first 6.02x10^23 times that it was used.  After that, it got a little old.  After it got a little old, it became monotonous and cliche. :P

And ripped off from Alpha.

Wait, what if I am Alpha?

Anyway, criticism is welcome, that is why our dear Slave driver Lord and master Gamefreak has created this thread.

Did I mention he's quite the young handsome whippersnapper as well?  ;)

You've got a little brown on the sides of your mouth, Ezlo.

He's okay, but I liked the way Jack did it better.  JAAAAACK!!!!  :'(

I hate to admit it but Jack did it better.

Then again, you have to fill in Jack's shoes, and you are doing a pretty good job.

Well whether you like him or not, Ezlo has officially been updated! On the official Ezlo page, of course. Go read? Maybe comment s'more here after? Yay opinions!

I think we all miss Jack a lot. You don't come across such a great Admin all the time, and I'm not just saying that. Back when I was Immature(er) and spammy, he dealt with me in such a noble way, which I didn't understand back then... He was funny, and smart, and wise, and all of those things...

What I'm trying to say, is that whoever assumes his former position has a LOT to live up to. Current Ezlo, who I assume is Alpha considering all the DOOM thats going on, you're still doing in excellent job, and I look forward to seeing your responses. Keep up the good work, and thanks for taking up the job.

Quote from: kamakaziplumber on December 16, 2007, 01:24:45 PMYay opinions!

Opinions are evil.  If you cheer for opinions, then you're Satan.

gtfo mah intarwebz!

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*whacks SNH and stuffs him back into his bag*

DOOM never gets old.  What you talking about, Tacheon?

>> Why would I be satan at this time of year, of all times of year. That's just silly.

And, hey. >.> I'm just as good an admin as Jack. <.< Kinda. But I don't deal with EVERYTHING like he did back in the day. That's why we have Gamefreak and Alpha. In fact, there's no other reason to have them. They're pretty useless otherwise...

Ah-ha, I kid. I kid. AGH! I KID! *shields self*

Anyways, I do what I can as admin. I'd like to do more but I'm not in the position to. But I learned to make pages! That's a start! =D

Why are you taking my evil triplet seriously?

Why shouldn't I?

Because everyone knows he has no brain, and therefore no soul, and therefore is nothing more than a joke.

Why shouldn't he be more than a joke?

Someone has to be the butt of the jokes around here.  Would you rather it be you or my evil triplet?

Getting off topic are we? Why don't you have a seat over there?

Honestly, I'm just glad it didn't erupt into an actual argument this time.

Yes, we all miss Jack terribly...still, he's a busy man, and I'm sure he's moved on to great things...

Hey everyone! If anyone still checks this topic, I was just wondering how you all feel about the latest Ezlo responses. Ezlo's been gone for a few months and, well, you never know if he's gotten rusty or anything.

So, yeah, what opinions do you have? Better, worse, as good as before? Let loose.

I think they're freaking hilarious. That's the Ezlo I know and love. :P

He's definitely funny, but it seems as though he's relying on running jokes for some of it. As long as the running jokes don't become too prominent it won't be a problem though.

It's good to hear people are still enjoying Ezlo! He'll be sending in a few more answers for this weekend, but, they're limited. Get out there and submit some questions, people!  :P

Way ahead of you, buddy. And I am curious as to the answer of mine. :P

I sent a few off. Ask Ezlo's always been my favorite part of the site, it's great to have it back.

Well, Ezlo seems to have sporadically returned again. Sounds a bit different, too.

Geez, I forgot this topic was even stickied until Awesome Ninja posted.

I don't think it really needs to be stickied anymore.

It's nice to have that old, lazy Minish back to work on his typewriter. ;D