;DThis is The Most Incredible Story Ever! Im sure someone has already starte something like this, but o well, i wanted my own. In this story, all you have to do is add ONE sentence(no more, no less...) It must have relatively something to do with the story but can be a little random and funniness is certainely encouraged. I will start:
One day, Link was taking a trip to the marketplace in Kakariko village when all of a sudden he heard a strange noise.
(OOC: MAN, this will make it so much easier to read! :D )
IC: A splash of water indicated that Gyorg popped jumped out of the well like a dolphin, hauling what looked like a large bucket of brussel sprouts hooked to its left fin.
Link gasped, in shock that the fish would eat those horrid things.
He sooned realized that the Gyorg wasn't eating them, he was attacking the villagers and forcing them to eat them.
Then link decided to stop Gyorg, but before he could Zombie Al Gore attacked!
Link then pulled out his Din's Fire to destroy said zombie politician, only to realise afterwards that the term "kill it with fire" does not apply to zombies, and just results in a flaming zombie after you.
Then Link tried his ice arrows so the zombie was frozen and on fire!
But he then noticed that he created a paradox! So to pay for such a crime zombie Al Gore became ULTRA MEGA ZOMBIE GORETRON
He then passed a law that Hylians had to where pants, thusly, defeating our hero in a fashion chrisis.
P.O'd, Link shot a light arrow at Al Goretron, but it bounced off him and hit Link.
Link started feeling light-headed, but then looked down to see keys to an SUV!
He then took the SUV and drove off with it.
He then got pulled over for doing 5mph in a 3mph horse-riding only zone.
THEN the cops realized that all the remaining 'thens' in the world self-destructed, giving Link an opportunity to sneak away into the conveniently located forest
After entering the forest Link came across a Kokiri theme park, Deku Land!
There were all the rides he could possibly think of, but he was too big for them, so he pulled out his Deku Mask.
unfortunately you had to jump through a ring of fire to enter.
He jumped through with his head on fire, ran in a circle and shouted "I love Deku Land!" Untill someone pointed out he had fire on his hed and that he was about to...
Be selected to win a free apple iPhone!
Link ran to get the i-phone but realized that his tunic was on fire as well and had set the entire forest on fire.
Link attempted to call the fire department on his iPhone.
The fire department arrived with only 3 buckets with holes in them, no water and only 2 fire men so Link ran to the...
Archery shop so he could shoot ice arrows into the sky which would rain down into the village, freezing the city so nothing else could catch on fire.
But then the whole village froze to death and Link shot fire arrows and the village burned again and everyone burned alive again.
Panicking, Link ran out into the forest where he was knocked over by...
GORONS gone mad. He was very angry at said ROCKHEADS, so...
The Gorans ran at him at full spead throwing rocks but they stopped beause...
Link had bombs.
He threw them at the gorons but it didn't affect them.
The gorons just giggled because the explosions tickled. Link was getting worried, then had an idea and suddenly pulled out...
A pink tutu! ;D
All the gorons ran away, screaming like little girls at the horrid, frilly, pink thing.
Link on the other hand was happy with it, and danced around in it singing 'Twinkle twinkle little star!' until....
A meterorite came crashing down on him. Then Link...
Took out his bazooka, destroyed the meteorite and said " I'll be back" ;) ;D
He ran off laughing untill he realised he was still wearing the tutu.
(Oh, gosh. :P )
Sprinting to the nearest bush, he tried to hide from the laughing passersby who saw him in the dancing attire...which blended nicely with his tunic, by the way.
Still, they saw him and took him to a circus to be in the freak show.
At first, Link seemed to enjoy wearing his tutu for the cirus, that was untill he saw...
Ganondorf wearing pigtails.
Link was amazed seeing the person who he faught for his whole life in pigtails and wearing a...
isty-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot BIKINI! :P
Link fainted from utter fright of Ganondorf's lousy attire. When he woke up he was...
In the marketplace of Kakariko Village! He looked around and saw...
Rabid redeads dancing with frilly pink cakes. Link shouted,...
"SPOOOON!" and attacked when suddenly....
Epona ran out, circled around for about 10 times and droped down dead.
Then Link said:" I need a new horse, I'll be damned. Good thing I'm young so I can just go 7 years in the future, take another horse, warp it to the Temple of Time, and...."
"Be back in time to eat pudding!" :D
But then Malon comed and said: "WTH Link what did you do with my horse???" And Link calmly responsed: "I..." ;D
"..was simply taking her for a walk" and Malon responded..
"Thats the 5th horse this week! Shame on you!!!" >:( :D
"But I has to sell the rest for pudding" Link said
"Pudding... OMG My dad pwn it." ;D Then Link was like...
"Oh no you didnt" and he began to walk off with the horse when.....
Harry Potter started to sing Elvis ;)
"The horror!" screamed Link as he...
...was chokeslamed by The Big Show and Kane :o :D And then, the amazing Spiderman showed up and starterd...
Dancing! :D
Quote from: Van Hellsing on February 28, 2008, 11:14:40 AM
Dancing! :D
Thats why I thought :D
And after Link taking care of The Big Show and Kake with some final smashes :D he headed to the ospital...
Where little children played Operation on him.
And he was all mest up, then Ganon appears and say...
"Ooh ooh! I want a turn!" and so he...
Cut the left hand of Link, took the Triforce of Courage, and made him a bionical hand! Just like Darth Vaders! ;D
"Link I am your father!" He said as Link...
...said: "NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOooOOoO, if you are my dad, I rather be Homer Simpson than your freakin son!!!" And then Ganon took out his big Sword and said...
"Then I have no choice but to...."
Hand you a bunch of flowers! ^.^
Link took the daffodils from Ganon but didn't realize that....
A bumble bee was in there and it stung his nose so he...
Could actually reach the Triforce ;) And then, Zelda came with her big Sword... ;)
And said "I'll help you Link!" but since Zelda just cant handle a sword she tripped and....
...cut the cheeseburger. ;)
Both Zelda and Link decided to have half each untill...
Ganon wanted some so Link.......
Ate all of it so...
Ganon was mad:" You dare not give food to the pig >:(!"
Link was rather annoyed at Ganon at this point. So he used a fire rod to set his derrier on fire. Then he,
took Majora's mask from his panths that were on fire and...
Made the moon fall on all of Hyrule.
The moon then said "Oops I brokeded your castle" Link then....
Transformed into SUPER LINK ;D and then broke the moon into little tiny bite sized pieces. Then...
Majora went to the toilet, while Ganon... :D
stayed and BBQ'd the bite-sized pieces. Zelda then...
...wanted to go too to the toilet, but Ganon was allready in, and Zelda screamed...
"Hurry up!, I had chili last night!" Ganon then....
farted nuclear bomb waste for miles around.
The people of Hyrule then.....
... eated in McDonalds to celebrate the Colosal Fart. That day would be remembered as the day of 'The Carnival of Farting" and everyone has to fart all day! ;D
Link thought this was a little weird, but being a Hyrulain he joined in with the farting untill Malon seen him and said:
maybe if i shop at Jared, Zelda will notice me :(
Then the entire town began to explode with loud whispers of Malon's plans to shop at Jared, until they were disrupted by...
A Goran walking out of the shop Jared wearing a pink frilly dress, he said to Malon:
Go to hell! ;D
The Goran was so shocked he hit Malon, but Link steped in and...
Chokeslamed him. ;)
Link only just relasied what he did and stood up shaking in shock, while Malon was very upset about this she decided to...
Smoke a cigar. (Don't do this at home kids, smoking kills!) :D
Link stared while Malon said "What?, Im a video game character in what could possibly be one of the greatest series of all time! I cant die from smoking, Im virtual. So ha." Link then...
...said:"Well, Malon, you are damn right. do yuo have a bottle of supa dupa nutrisius alcoholic milk?" :D
Malon replied, "no."
The End.